| Quotations: Season 1 |
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| Piper: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner? Prue: I'm not hungry. Phoebe: I ate on the bus. Piper: Okay, we'll try the group hug later. ***Something Wicca This Way Comes |
| Prue: Don't you think you're overreacting? We are perfectly safe here. Piper: Don't say that. In horror movies the person who says that is always the next to die ***Something Wicca This Way Comes |
| Piper: Nothing happened, right, Phoebe, when you said the incantation? Phoebe: Well, my head spun round and I vomited split pea soup. ***Something Wicca This Way Comes |
| Piper: By the way, um, Andy called. Prue: When? Piper: While you were in the shower. Prue: What did you tell him? Piper: That you were in the shower. Bad date? Prue: No. No, no. Not at all. Uh, it was great. You know, dinner, movie...sex. Piper: Excuse me? On your first date? You sleaze. Prue: It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper. Piper: High school doesn't count. That was last decade. ***I've Got You Under My Skin |
| Piper: Don't put me in the middle. Prue: I'm not. You were born in the middle. ***I've Got You Under My Skin |
| Piper: Wait a sec. Last week we had no dad, and now we have two? ***ThankYou For Not Morhphing |
| Piper: At least you'll never greet your husband at the door with "Honey, I think I froze the kids!". Prue: No, I just moved them to another zip code. Phoebe: But I will see them, find them and bring them back safely. ***Wedding From Hell |
| Phoebe: (about Leo) Quite possibly the finest glutes in the city. Piper: In the state. Phoebe: In all the land. Piper: I saw him first. Phoebe: Uh uh. Piper: Uh huh! Phoebe: Uh! ***The Fourth Sister |
| Phoebe: Piper, am I a boyfriend thief? Piper: Totally. Phoebe: Besides Roger, who, again Prue, I never touched. Piper: My boyfriend. Billy Wilson. Phoebe: Billy Wil... Eighth grade Billy Wilson? Piper: You kissed him at homecoming. Phoebe: No, I did not kiss him at homecoming. I was helping him find a contact lens. Piper: Oh, please. You were all over him with your breasts all... Whatever. Phoebe: I didn't even have breasts back then. Piper: Phoebe, you've always had breasts. ***The Fourth Sister |
| Phoebe: You, Leo, last night. Dish. Piper: Hm, well, it was nice. Well, it was wonderful. We just had a few problems. Prue: Problems? What problems? Piper: Well, it's been a while since I...you know. And I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept...freezing him. Prue: Piper, you didn't! Piper: I didn't mean to...the first time. Prue: Um, okay, at what point in the process exactly did you freeze him? Piper chuckles. Phoebe: Hello! ***Wicca Envy |
| Phoebe: Things are looking up. Piper: Don't say that. The moment someone says that, everything always go South. Phoebe: Unless you freeze him. Prue: Ooh! Phoebe: I couldn't help it! It was so good! ***Wicca Envy |
| Phoebe: Prue was right about Rex. Which means I'm dating a warlock! Piper: Been there. Done that. ***Wicca Envy |
| Phoebe: I wish I had dreams like that. Piper: Mom would have to knock before she came into your dreams. ***From Fear To Eternity |
| Piper: The only Halliwell who likes earthquakes. Prue: I don't like them, but I don't run through the house naked, screaming "Run for your life!" either. Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers! ***Is There A Woogy In The House? |
| Prue: (on phone) Yeah, hey Pheebs it's me. No, the real one. I'm just checking in. Pink Clone: We do that alot don't we? Check in with our sisters, make sure that they're okay. Don't you think that if there was a problem they would call and let us know. Prue: (on phone) Um, Phoebe, I'll call you back. I have to go yell at myself. ***Which Prue Is It Anyway? |
| Piper: What, I'm supposed to throw out perfectly good flowers 'cause they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we'd never have flowers in this house. ***That 70's Episode |
| Phoebe: God's got all the studs ***When Bad Warlocks Go Good |
| Phoebe: I'm not even married and all ready I'm a housewife. ***The Power Of Two |
| Prue: I hate cemetaries at night. Phoebe: I hate cemetaries at day. (noise) What was that? Prue: Uh, probably a zombie or a vampire. Phoebe: Great. Where's Buffy when you need her? ***The Power Of Two |
| Prue: I need to push your buttons. Phoebe: Well, I'm not so easy to break. Prue: What was that thing that the guys started calling you in high school after they caught you making out with someone under the bleachers? Phoebe: Not gonna work. Prue: What was that? Oh yeah. FREEBIE! A magazine rack goes flying. Prue: Hmm. Lesson over. Phoebe: You know that was just a rumor, right? ***Love Hurts |
| Piper: (doorbell rings) That's a little too anxious. That's not a good sign. Phoebe: Which means if he doesn't want to kill Prue, he wants to date her. ***Deja Vu All Over Again |
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