RonCo� Cell Phone-Cup Holder-Desktop Computer
"I'm Talking, I'm Drinking, I'm Typing"
Patent Pending by Jamie Taggart

RonCo� Ass Ninja Repellent
"Spray on suspected ones. If they run, they are fruits. If they walk, you better run."
Patent Pending by Anonymous

RonCo� 5-in-1 Chode Massager
Patent Pending by Randall Ykema

RonCo� Remote Control Prostate Explorer
Patent Pending by Damian Cabotaje

RonCo� Automatic, Electronic Hair Comber
Patent Pending by Dick Swalve

RonCo� "Death From Above" Water-Balloon Kit
Patent Pending by Mark Oberg

RonCo� "Mongolian Coast" Samarai Bamboo Cooking Sticks
Patent Pending by Jamie Taggart

RonCo� 2 in 1 "Feltch Straw/Pea Shooter"
Available in many exciting colours!
Patent Pending by G. Cheung, 2000

RonCo� Do-It-Yourself Home Lobotomy Kit"
You've seen it on TV - now it's available for the comfort and privacy of your own home! Years of painful memories, erased in seconds - along with much of your personality.
Patent Pending by Sloth?

RonCo� "Crazy Bitch" Beater

Patent Pending by Jamie Taggart

RonCo� Omni-Lash 2000

"Just look at that Snap-Back"
As performed by Slave-Driver Willie in 1040 B.C.
Patent Pending by Mark Oberg

RonCo� Authentic Earth Jersey

Endorsed by Hermes Conrad
Copyright 2980-4000 Hermes Corp.

RonCo� Hermes "Floating Head" T-Shirt

Endorsed by Hermes Conrad
Copyright 2980-4000 Hermes Corp.

RonCo� Pantless Commander Uniform


Also available in Formal Wear and 1^st Officer Garb


Endorsed by Zap Brannigan
Copyright 2980-4000 Zap Co., Ltd.

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