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was a flagpole that stood in the front yard of the Lubec High School,
and with great pride it proudly displayed an American flag. The
flag had thirteen stripes, seven red alternating with six white,
and a canton of blue holding forty eight white stars.
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Barbara
Sable, the daughter of John and Jean Sable and the brother of Tom Sable,
was a senior in Lubec High and wanted to write a story about the flag
and the flagpole. It was one of our local landmarks. If any Lubecer
was giving directions to a stranger in town they would never say, �Go
straight ahead until you see the Lubec High School,� but would always
say, �go straight ahead until you see the Lubec High School flagpole
and go left or right from there.�
Barbara wanted to be exact in her telling of the story of the flagpole
but was having a slight problem. A few years before there had been a
fire in the principal�s office and the measurements of the flagpole
had been destroyed. It�s hard to write a thirty page essay on a flagpole
if you don�t know the measurements. She mentioned her dilemma at the
supper table one night and her father told her not to worry.
�Tom and I will measure the height of the flagpole for you. Won�t we
Tom?�
�If you say so, Pa,� Tom answered as he stuffed another piece of finnan
haddie into his mouth.
The next day was Saturday, so bright and early Mr. Sable and Tom went
to the schoolhouse and prepared to measure the height of the pole. The
senior Mr. Sable stood at the bottom of the pole and looked up.
�I didn�t have any idea it was that tall,� he said as he removed his
hat and held it in the same hand while he scratched his head.
�Me neither, Pa,� Tom piped in agreeing with his father.
�That really isn�t a problem though, Tom. I brought a long piece of
string with me so you just take one end and shinny up the pole. When
you reach the top I�ll hold the string next to the pole and tie a knot
where the string touches the ground. Then we can use the yardstick to
measure the string.�
�That�s a good idea, Pa, except for one thing. You�re as crazy as a
loon if you think I�m going up that flagpole. I get dizzy just standing
up on a chair.�
�You know for sure I can�t get up there, Tom. My lumbago, bursitis,
and arthritis won�t allow it. We�ve got to do something, son."
About that time two visitors from Massachusetts (there seemed to be
a lot of them around when I was growing up) walked up to John and Tom.
�Do you have a problem that we can help with?� one of the men asked.
�I don�t know how you can help us,� Mr. Sable said. �We�ve got to measure
the height of the flagpole and we don�t how.�
One of the foreigners (that�s anybody that doesn�t live
within the boarders of Maine) took a quick glance at the pole and noticed
a swivel unit at the pole�s bottom. He took his friend by the arm and
walked off a few feet so John and Tom couldn�t hear him say, �There�s
a swivel at the bottom of the pole and it shouldn�t take us a minute to
lay the pole on the ground, let them measure it, and stand it up again,
but for our trouble we should ask for five bucks.�
As they walked back toward John and Tom the other visitor looked at the
bottom of the pole and mentally agreed with his friend.
�I�ll tell you what we�ll do for you,� one of the men said. �For five
dollars we�ll give you
the exact measurements of the flagpole.� John wanted to know the height
of the pole, and he had promised Barbara he get it for her, but parting
with five dollars went against all the Maine blood that flowed through
his Yankee veins. Reluctantly, very reluctantly, John took his wallet
from his pocket, opened it, and passed a five dollar bill to the man with
enough knowledge to measure the height of the flagpole.
Once the bill was safely stowed in the stranger�s pocket, he and his friend
walked over to the flagpole. As he reached down and removed the bolt that
held the swivel straight, his partner slowly walked backwards as the flagpole
rested against his hands that he was holding above his head. In less than
a minute the flagpole was resting comfortably on the ground.
�Take your yardstick and measure the pole,� one of the men commanded the
Sable duo. Doing as they were told they got the measurement and as soon
as they were done the man with Mr. Sable�s fiver in his pocket easily
returned the flagpole to an upright position. His friend restored the
bolt to its original position and they walked off and waved at John and
Tom as they disappeared around a corner.
Both father and son stood there scratching their heads not quite sure
what had happened. Then Tom spoke. �We�ve been had, Pa. Those two city
slickers sure stuck it to us.�
�How do you figure that, Tom?� Mr. Sable asked his son.
�It didn�t take them long to lay that flagpole on the ground and as I
see it, it sure didn�t require a whole lot of strength,� Tom said showing
how well he had been paying attention.
�That�s true but how have we been had, son?� Mr. Sable inquired of his
son.
�Don�t you see it yet, Pa. Those two city slickers pulled a good one
on us. We don�t know the height of the flagpole we only know its length."
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