Note:Most of these things you won't understand.

"Ah, frozen bugs. They're always nice"

(acting out a totally cool advertisement for a pen toothbrush) "Hey! You got my hair wet!......Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?.....mmm....Brush my teeth!"

"Weere heare today tuh watch these too payple get heeutched....thats all ah cun remembur, ah caint reed."

"MOOOOOOOOOOONSHIIIINNE"

"OH Mister Sun, Sun, Mister Golden Sun, please shine down on..." (sang it all of CAR class just to annoy Elana. It was great fun.)

*CYBER PUNCH!* (I won't go into detail-heehee Karen!)

In Lori's guestbook:
you suck
(later)just kidding, you dont suck. you are just having pms 24/7, i understand.
(later)just kidding again, i know you dont have pms 24/7. you smell like baby poo.
(even later)just playin. you dont smell like baby poo. you just like to smell baby poo. its your high, isnt it lori?
(and then)just kidding. i know you dont smell baby poo as a high. you eat baby poo. but your all time favorite is dog diarrhea thats orange and green and has little lumps in it. (oh, you know you like it Lori)

Oh, there are lots more that I can't remember, and it will be updated often because I am always saying something hilarious. :D

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