~Don't swear. It shows you have nothing more intelligent in your brain than *bleep* or *bleep*, and sometimes *bleep*. Getting my point?

~Have links to cool pages. Everyone likes a cool website!!!! (okay, thats a lame tip but just work with me here)

~Lovely layouts are a definite yes. YES!

~Lotsa original content divided into categories. But not, like, three pages worth, because then it gets a little mind-boggling.

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