| I Love Trash |
| sung by Oscar the Grouch (Carroll Spinney) Words and Music by Jeff Moss 1970 Festival Attractions, Inc. (ASCAP) |
| Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mother the day I was born I love it because it's trash Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash I have here some newspaper thirteen months old I wrapped fish inside it; it's smelly and cold But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold! I love it because it's trash Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash I've a clock that won't work And an old telephone A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone And I am delighted to call them my own! I love them because they're trash Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love, I love, I love trash! Transcribed by Kevin Arthur |
| I Love Trash |
| this version sung by Steven Tyler, who else?! |
| You want to Talk some trash? Oh, I love trash Anything dirty or Dingy or dusty Anything ragged or Rotten or rusty Yeah, I love trash I got me a sneaker That's tattered And worn It's all full of holes and The laces are torn A gift from my mama The day I was born I love it because It's trash Oh, I love trash Anything dirty or Dingy or dusty Anything ragged or Rotten or rusty Yeah, I dig trash I got me a newspaper Thirteen months old I've wrapped up A fish And it's smelly And cold But I wouldn't Trade it for A big pot of gold I love it because It's trash I love it because It's trash I've got a clock That won't work And an ol' Microphone A broken umbrella And a rusty trombone And I'm delighted to Call them my own I love them because They're trash Oh, I love trash Anything dirty or Dingy or dusty Anything ragged or Rotten or rusty Yeah, I love Yeah, I love Trash! Transcribed from the lyrics insert from "Elmopalooza!" by the archive's webmistress Tiny Dancer |