He he.  Told you not to come.  Still time to hit the back button before more pics have time to load.  At any rate, the above, as I'm sure you are aware, is Laegolas, known as Legolas, known as that elf from Lord of the Rings, known as really, really, warm, known as one of the main causes for global warming, hmmm, unfortunately also known as Orlando Bloom.
MES AMANTS...MES OBeSSioNs....J'ecris en francias car ce la langue la plus romantique.......Oh, come on,  I'm allowed to be HormONal!!!  Right?!  Yes, okay, picture time. 
LAEGOLAS,
    the Elf
Don't worry, Mr. Darcy has MUCH better taste than dancing snowmen or dumb reindeer with swollen noses.  Mr. Darcy is possibly the closest thing to perfection the world has seen since Samon and Delilah inadvertently discovered scissors in the BCs.  Mr. Darcy is accomplished, intelligent, kind, has an English accent, and is the silent, strong type.  Love Mr. Darcy.  Must remember that Mr. Darcy is not really Mr. Darcy but is married forty-year-old by the name of Colin Firth and could easily be my father.  Remember.  Remember.  (Feel like Mufasa from the LION KING.)  Remember.  REEEEEMMMMMEEBERRRRRR.  Remember, god dammit!!!!  Oh, well, 'fairy tales can come true, it can happen to' me. 
M  R.     D  A  R  C  Y  
NO FAIR...Bridget gets to kiss Mr. Darcy......
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