May 8, 2005 Results
NZWA Viva La NZWA: A Debut!
Location: The ML2.1k Arena
Date: Sunday, May 08, 2005
Reporter: Jarod Groger
(written by Varjay)
--The Results--
-Show started with Zombie and Parody arguing backstage in Dojj’s
office
-Each wanted some kind of special treatment, but Dojj denied their requests
to stay impartial
-He asked both to “behave” since the Championship Committee
was present at the show
-This sparked an argument between both owners
-Dojj tried to restore order, but security is required to stop the brawl
-Going into the Theme, Dojj appeared worried
-JR arrived and asked some guy where The Machine was
-The guy didn’t know, so JR beat the crap out of him
-He walked off saying the title would be his again
-“Sick” Chris Mondo and Matthew Storm are show meeting
in the back
-After tense silence, they wish each other luck for their match
-Darren Flash walked in insulting them and praised NZWA US Champion,
Gr8-Scott
-After listening to him, both beat up Flash and leave him stuffed in
a garbage can
-Match One-
S1ngular1ty def. Clingman
[14:36 – DQ – Clingman
was disqualified due to interference from Kaz]
-Most of the match, both wrestlers brawled around the ring
-End saw Kaz, dressed as a fan, spray S1ngular1ty in the face with something
-Then, the couple brutally beat down the masked wrestler before leaving
-Afterward, Dojj made a “Clingman versus S1ngular1ty” match
for “SLW”
-Machine and Dude meet in locker room
-Both talk up their "SLW" match with JR
-Dude said he was the “Ace” of the NZWA and would regain
the title
-Machine asked if Dude remembered losing to Matango and said he would
be “waiting” for him
-Dude watched Machine leave and replied, “We’ll see.”
-An assistant walked in said that JR was looking for Machine
-Dude seemed interested, but walked off
-Gr8-Scott is shown irritated in the back
-Flash is present, but still picking trash out of his hair
-Scott promised revenge and said he had a plan
-Then, he ordered Flash to get him a cup of tea
-The Championship Committee are shown enjoying the show in a skybox
-Parody barged in demanding Dojj and Zombie’s dismissal
-The Championship Committee appears irritated, but Zombie stormed in
-Zombie and Parody started arguing again and another fight broke out
-Several Committee members get in the way during the chaos
-Finally, Jack Laughlin (Committee Head) ordered security in to break
it up
-Going to break, both owners are still fighting with Committee members
running away
-A commercial for NZWA “Sex, Lies, and Wrestling” played
-Back from the break, Dojj was informed about the Committee fight
-A completely pissed Laughlin ordered Dojj to “gain control or
else”
-Dojj grabbed an assistant and told him to find Zombie and Parody
-JR wandered into the production truck looking for Machine
-He insulted several people, beat up a few, and left
-The director ordered an assistant to find Dojj to complain
-Match Two-
The Cleanser and B.D. def. “Lady”
Lhia Rose and Mr. Tradition (subbing for Shade)
[26:10 – Pinfall –
Cleanser covered Tradition after a German
Suplex from B.D.]
-Cleanser, Misty (his valet), and B.D. come out showing video of their
attack on Shade
-Lhia came out and said she would take them on alone, but Dojj refused
to let this happen
-He named “Mr. Tradition,” a new masked wrestler (looking
sort of like the Patriot), her partner
-The match started and developed into a huge brawl
-Tradition used an “old school” offense of headlocks, armlocks,
and slams
-Also, sold a headlock from Cleanser like he was being stabbed with
a hot knife
-Lhia and Cleanser destroy a table by taking each other off the turnbuckle
-Tradition nearly pins B.D. after a “Garvin Stomp,” but
Misty broke up the pin
-B.D. dropped Tradition with a German
suplex, and he sold it like a gunshot before going limp
-Lhia took out B.D, but is then sent out by Cleanser, who scored the
easy pinfall on Tradition
-After the match, Cleanser and Misty promise to destroy Lhia at “SLW”
and win the TV Title
-Tradition is carried out on a stretcher
-An assistant found Parody and delivered Dojj’s order to remain
in his office
-Parody attacked the assistant and fired him
-An official tried to help, but Parody attacked and fired him as well
-Parody storms off promising to put everyone in their “place”
-Zombie is in his office when another assistant delivered the same
message
-Zombie laughed and lit his cigar with the note
-He mentioned to the assistant that he isn’t “the office
type”
-The assistant leaves dejected as Zombie walked off
-Match Three-
NZWA Deathmatch Title Match
Omegadawn def. Elvis Graveyard
[8:23 – Pinfall –
“Omega Rage” (“spike” powerbomb)]
-Omega completely dominated the match
-After destroying Graveyard, Omega took the microphone and talked about
the new “sacrifice”
-Then, he ripped off Graveyard’s “Elvis” jumpsuit
and torn it in half
-He said he isn’t merely defeated people anymore, but is “taking
their identity”
-The official tried to stop Omega, but is sent flying
-Omega then takes out clippers and shaves Graveyard’s head and
sideburns
-Whatteva ran out and briefly brawled with Omega, but got floored by
the clippers
-Omega took a handful of dreadlocks and shaved them off
-Then, he left saying “This is only the beginning”
-JR is shown looming backstage
-He picked up a weapon, admired it, and walked off
-Moments later, NZDude walked through, paused, and continued apparently
following him
-Match Four-
Hollywood John and Hulk Logan (“The Real Americans”) def.
“Rowdy Roddy” Wrath and “Cowboy Bob” Brutal
(“The Triplets”)
[28:03 – Pinfall –
Logan over Brutal with the “Atomic
Legdrop”]
-Due to their punishment, Wrath was forced to wear a kilt and Brutal
wore a tiny cowboy hat and a cast
-Tons of antics during the match, and the crowd really enjoyed it
-Brutal and Wrath tried to cheat, but TRA started “hulking up”
and eventually won
-After the match, The Bastards ran out to attack, but TRA eventually
ran them off
-Their match for the tag titles at "SLW" is announced
-Zombie and Parody ran into each other again and fought
-Machine ran in to break it up, but JR attacked him with his weapon
-A huge brawl with various members of “Violence” and “Legacy”
broke out
-JR tried to injure Machine's knee
-NZDude is seen in the background, but doesn't get involved for either
side
-Security tried to stop the fight and Dojj is attacked in the chaos
-Laughlin came in with armed guards and had Zombie and Parody thrown
out of the building
-Dojj is shown lying in a heap
-Elvis Graveyard woke up among the trainers and doctors in the back
-Upon discovering his new haircut, he has a “hyper fit”
and fled the medic wing
-After beating up a few trainers and paramedics, he ran off screaming
into the night
-In the background, Melvin is shown wrenching his hands and laughing
-After several moments, he took off in Graveyard’s direction
-Dude shown in back
-Rapture walked up mad that he didn't come to Machine’s aid
-She accused him of wanting Machine hurt
-Dude denied this, but said he wanted the Title at “any cost”
-Also, he mentioned that he’s looking out for “Dude”
-Rapture told him to remember his words, since it may come back to haunt
him
-Match Five-
NZWA US Title Contendership Tournament Finals
Match
“Sick” Chris Mondo def. Matthew Storm
[36:32 – Pinfall –
“Jackhammer”
(suplex into a powerslam]
Mondo wins NZWA US Title Shot at "SLW"
-The match is close and heated with each man taking it “up a notch”
-After Mondo won, Gr8-Scott and Darren Flash ran out to attack him
-The pair get several shots in on Mondo, but Storm ran them off with
a chair
-Afterward, Scott promised to “end” Mondo’s “Sickness”
at “SLW”
-Dojj is shown in his office bruised and pissed
-Laughlin said “something” needed to be done
-Dojj said he had an idea, a huge idea that will shake the very foundations
of the NZWA
-He said that he will stop the Ownership war once and for all, and he'll
do it at "SLW"
-The show ends with a final commercial for “SLW”
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