May 9, 2005
Current card for NZWA "Sex, Lies, and Wrestling"
(subject to change)

NZWA World Title Match
"Triple Threat Rules"
NZDude Vs. JR Vs. The Machine (c)

NZWA US Title Match
"Sick" Chris Mondo Vs. Gr8-Scott (c)

NZWA World Television Title Match
The Cleanser (with Misty) Vs. "Lady" Lhia Rose (c)

NZWA World Tag Team Title Match
Hollywood John and Hulk Logan (The Real Americans) Vs. Devil and Monster (The Bastards) (c)

NZWA Deathmatch Title Match
"Deathmatch Rules"
Whatteva Vs. Omegadawn (c)

S1ngular1ty Vs. Clingman (with Kaz)

Matthew Storm Vs. Darren Flash

"Three-way Dance"
Mr. Tradition Vs. Melvin Vs. Shade

Location: ML2.1k Arena
Date: TBA
(card subject to change)
April 28, 2005 Non-Televised Event Results

NZWA Fatal Fourplay Tour: Road to "Sex, Lies, and Wrestling"
Location: The Borne Memorial Arena in Brickensburgh, TN
Date: April 28, 2005
Reporter: David Jerkie

-The Card-

-Match 1-
The Melvin def. Gunner Green
[12:54 - Pinfall - Scoop Slam into a Rock Bottom]
- Melvin kept referring to himself as "The Melvin" and has apparently stolen an old pair of Retired NZWA Wrestler Matango's boots. Not sure where this is going-

-Match 2-
Whatteva def. Mr. Tradition
[16:29 - Pinfall - Double-Arm Suplex]
-Mr. Tradition is a guy in a redesigned "Patriot" mask. Funny match with Whatteva trying to go "hardcore" on Tradition, but nothing could hurt him. Tradition no-sold most of the Hardcore offense, but writhed screaming in pain on the mat after Whatteva hit him with a Scoop Slam. Whenever Whatteva would do something "hardcore," it wouldn't affect his opponent, but if he hit an "old school" move, like a headlock, Tradition would sell it like he was shot by a gun. After an pretty entertaining match with all the antics, Whatteva hit the Double-Arm Suplex for the win, and Tradition had to be stretchered out of the area-

-Match 3-
Clingman def. Matthew Storm
[24:12 - DQ - Storm was disqualified when S1ngular1ty ran out and attacked Clingman]
-Afterwords, the two brawled for a moment, before Clingman escaped through the crowd. Storm wasn't happy, but S1ngular1ty didn't pay him any attention before leaving-

-At the midpoint of the show, NZWA US Champion Gr8-Scott came out (with Darren Flash) and basically insulted the crowd for several minutes. He said they didn't deserve to see him wrestle, and he was tired of being surrounded by "toothless rednecks" in "the ass-crack of Tennessee." After a few more insults and arguing with several fans at ringside, they left-

-Match 4-
"The Real Americans" (Hollywood John and Hulk Logan) def. Cruel and Prophecy
[31:41 - Pinfall - Atomic Legdrop (Logan over Cruel)]
-Great reaction for this match, as the crowd was really into the former John and Luke's new gimmick. The entire match they did the poses, gestures, and shouting "brother" at different times. The finish saw both men "hulk up" before destroying Cruel and Prophecy. After the double "Big Boot" and Logan's ledrop it was over. Then, they spent several minutes in the ring posing-

-Match 5-
NZWA Deathmatch Title Match
Omegadawn def. "Sick" Chris Mondo
[28:30 - Pinfall - Powerbomb through a flaming table]
Omegadawn Retains Title
-A totally insane match. This spilled out onto the floor seconds after starting, and both men literally fought all over the arena. After destroying nearly every "stand" around the inner arena floor (including the Sound area, which caused announcing problems the rest of the show), they returned to the ring, where Omega took control. After punishing Mondo, he finally lit a table on fire and put him through it for the win-

-Match 6-
NZWA World Title Match
The Machine def. JR
[33:09 - DQ - JR was disqualified after Devil, Monster, and The Cleanser interfered]
The Machine Retains Title
-These two guys wrestled their asses off and gave everyone their money's worth. Eventually, Machine got the upper hand and dropped JR with the "182" causing his boys to run down for the save. After this, "Lady" Lhia Rose and "The Real Americans" (Hollywood John and Hulk Logan) ran out to even the score. Show ended with a huge pull apart brawl, and the faces running the heels off-

April 26, 2005

"Viva La NZWA" is set to debut very soon. So far, the only matches announced on the card are:

Matthew Storm Versus "Sick" Chris Mondo -NZWA US Title Contendership Tournament Finals Match

The Cleanser and B.D. Versus "Lady" Lhia Rose (NZWA World TV Champion) and Shade

And Omegadawn has announced that he will be defending the NZWA Deathmatch Title in a "special match of his design."

April 4, 2005 Non-Televised Event Results

NZWA Fatal Foreplay: The Road to Sex, Lies, and Wrestling!
Location: The Kipner County Civic Center in Tweedlesmut, Indiana
Date: Sunday, April 4, 2005
Reporter: Pedro Beudolay

-The Card-

-Match 1-
Darren Flash def. Matthew Storm
[15:23 - Pinfall - Interference by NZWA US Champion, Gr8-Scott]

-Match 2-
Deathmatch Rules Elimination Match
Mikey versus Melvin versus Whatteva versus Pain of "The Legacy"
[NO CONTEST - Match never happened due to interference from Parody and "The Triplets"]

-Match 3-
NZWA World Television Title Match
Lady Lhia Rose def. "Sick" Chris Mondo to win the NZWA World Television Title
[25:10 - Pinfall - Head-scissors Cradle]

-Match 4-
NZWA World Tag Team Title Match
"The Bastards" (Devil and Monster) def. Clingman and S1ngular1ty (subbing for an injured Kaz) to win the NZWA World Tag Titles
[18:44 - Referee Stoppage - Clingman was rendered unconscious by the ring bell]

-Match 5-
Special Elimination 6-man Tag Match
Masked Man, NZDude, and The Machine def. JR, Brutal, and Wrath
[14:06 - Pinfall - Brutal is eliminated by Masked Man - Frogsplash]
[17:13 - Pinfall - Masked Man is eliminated by Wrath - School Boy /w Tights]
[24:34 - Pinfall - Wrath is eliminated by Machine - 182]
[36:27 - Countout - JR left and refused to return to the ring]

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