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| 1. People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use... 2. Some people are only alive Because It's ILLEGAL to shoot them!!! 3. Ever stop to think... And forget to start again?? 4. Some people without BRAINS do an AWFUL lot of TALKING!!! 5. GOD most LOVE stupid poeple... He made SOOOO many!!! 6. The more you complain, The longer GOD makes you LIVE!!! 7. Never argue with a fool... People may not Know the Difference!!! 8. A Jury consist of twelve Persons chosen to Decide who has the Better LAWYER!!! 9. You're just Jealous because the voices only talk to me!!! 10. EARTH FIRST!!! We'll STRIP-MINE the other planets Latter... 11. Madness takes its toll... Pleace have exact change!!! 12. She Cried... I cried... She THREW things... They HIT me!!! 13. I'm far from being GOD, But I work GOD DAMN hard!!! 14. If someone says, "I know what I mean, but I just can't put it into words," They don't know what they mean... 15. Common Sense is the collection of prejudices Acquired by age 18!!! 17. Insanity RUNS in my Family... Well it practically GALLOPS!!! 18. I used to have a handle on LIFE... But... IT BROKE!!! 19. The value of a DOG is its Constant REMINDER of just how much FUN it is to be IDIOTIC!!! 20. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any Harm to ask for what YOU WANT... 21. There are two times I feel stress -- day and night 22. You're never too old to learn something stupid. 23. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. 24. It's Never Too Late To Start Wasting Your Life. 25. Dear Lord, If You Can't Make Me Skinny Please Make My Friends Fat 26. Have you seen my mind? I just Had It 27. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 28. I Said No to Drugs But They Didn't Listen 29. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN. 30. In heaven all the interesting people are missing. 31: Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. |
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