Dirty Ones!!!

1. If we are what we eat then I'm: Cheap, Fast, and Easy!!!

2. A thing worth haveing is worth cheating on!!!

3. Some people walk in the rain... Others just get WET...

4. MEN for the sake of getting a LIVEING forgwt to LIVE!!!

5. If you can't speak softly, Then just use the stick!!!

6. EAT SHIT!!! Ten Billion Flies can't be WRONG!!!

7. Life is a banquet and most poor SUCKERS are starving to death!!!

8. She's like the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride.

9. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

10. If you treat a girl like a dog, she's going to piss on you

11. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

12. Objects Under Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear

13. 9 Out of 10 Voices in My Head Say 'I'd Do Him'

14. Damn Right I�m Good in bed� I can sleep for days!

15. The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
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