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| Dirty Ones!!! |
1. If we are what we eat then I'm: Cheap, Fast, and Easy!!! 2. A thing worth haveing is worth cheating on!!! 3. Some people walk in the rain... Others just get WET... 4. MEN for the sake of getting a LIVEING forgwt to LIVE!!! 5. If you can't speak softly, Then just use the stick!!! 6. EAT SHIT!!! Ten Billion Flies can't be WRONG!!! 7. Life is a banquet and most poor SUCKERS are starving to death!!! 8. She's like the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride. 9. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. 10. If you treat a girl like a dog, she's going to piss on you 11. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me 12. Objects Under Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear 13. 9 Out of 10 Voices in My Head Say 'I'd Do Him' 14. Damn Right I�m Good in bed� I can sleep for days! 15. The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. |