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| Alcohol Onse!!! |
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| 1. You'r not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on!!! 2. Reality is an ILLUSION that occurs due to the lack of ALCOHOL!!! 3. Seen it all, Done is all, CAN'T REMEMBER most of it!!! 4. Always do SOBER what you said you'd do drunk... That will teach you to KEEP your mouth SHUT!!! 5. Don't Drink and Drive... You might hit a bump and SPILL your drink!!! 6. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!!! 7. DO RE MI DRINK ------------------------------ DOUGH... The stuff... That buys me BEER!!! RAY... The guy that sells me BEER!!! ME... The one... Who drinks the BEER!!! FAR... A long run to get BEER!!! SO... I'll have another BEER!!! LA... I'll have another BEER!!! TEA... NO thanx, I'm drinking BEER!!! That brings us back to(Looking into a empty Glass)D'OH!!!! |
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