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Ryan
at the new "daily grind"
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This week, we decided an interview type format would be best for the
column, considering Ryan's new employment. We asked Ryan how his new
job has been going.
Ryan It's
good to get out; I get cramped up from studying all the time in addition
to being cramped up from wearing this phone suit which alerts the public
to the fact that all Nokia phones are 25% off for this week only at
Cellphone World.
Well that sure was educational and refreshing!
We thank Ryan for his valuable time, and he would like us to remind
you,
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Are
you
looking to keep your wallet fat and save some cash? Well come
on down to Cellphone World and gorge yourself on the trough of
fantastic savings! We're right next to the Hickory Farms and that
store that sells customized shirts that read "#1 GRANDPA."
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Grumpy & Lanky Norwegian (Ryan).
Why are women so
damn impossible all the damn time?!?
Is it that hard to make a phone call? Not that I want anyone to sympathize,
but shit, when I make the effort to tell someone that I want to hang
out with them sometime; is it really all that hard to call me back and
say "Sorry I didn't call back sooner."
It's just a phone call. Nothing to seriously stress about, even if they
don't want to hang with me. Whatever, I've got more important shit to
worry about then the invalid that can't hit seven fucking numbers.
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