Not so long ago, in a galaxy not so far away, there was a planet called Razzib. Razzib was a peaceful planet. Its people don’t believe in killing living things, thus they wear no leather or fur and eat no meat. This is not a handicap for the planet is lush and fertile. The fruits of the land and of the sea are delicacies for nearby planets. The trade business is extensive.  There is no war and no crime.

On Razzib there are 5 equal continents, each being ruled by a King and his 4 Queens, each queen being from each of the other 4 continents. This keeps each King with relations in all the other kingdoms, thus preventing war, among other crimes. The King of the continent Pikkel was, and is called King Pharamond. His wives are Modestia, from the Kingdom of Kenkuu, Elysia, from the Kingdom of WoWuum, Aeronwen, from NeeChok and Taq’s mother, Zenobia, from Andelsnatch. Taq toyWI’ was given the name Princess Pazzo by her parents and she was very happy. She lived in the palace with eight brothers and seven sisters. They all played on the palace grounds on the neatly trimmed blue grass, under the lovely lavender sky and learned the ways of court and were taught all they needed to know by the palace tutors. Pazzo’s favorite pastime was to ride her yokovich, which is a sweet chartreuse creature with six legs and a yellow mane, much like the earth horse. As it so happens it was while she was enjoying her ride when she met an alien for the first time. It was a nice sunny day and she had dismounted Boaz, her yokovich to take a quick swim in a beautiful pink lake on the castle grounds. Pazzo came up out of the water, and what did she see, but a Klingon picking tangellas off a nearby tree. Since Pazzo had known nothing but love and friendship her entire life she was not afraid, but very curious as to why he was there. She spoke to him and asked his name and what he was doing. As it is so happens the Razzibian language is very much like Klingon with very subtle differences. Where the klingon language is harsh and guttural, the Razzibian is soft. Thus some misunderstandings were made upon their first meeting. What Maw’ had thought Pazzo said was “allow me to be your servant.” Of course Maw’ was very pleased with this offer and took her back to his ship. He gave her the klingon name Taq toyWI’, which means strange servant, due to her purple skin and blue hair. In time Maw’ grew to love her and they had a child, B’Tor. They now live aboard the Battlestation Scorpion and are very happy.

 

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