* Give me the luxuries of life and I will be willing to do without the necessities.
* Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
* Get a taste of religion, lick a witch.
* God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
* Get your mind out of the gutter, it's blocking my view.
* God ruined a perfectly good woman by putting a dick on him.
* Girls will be girls, and boys will be toys.
* Give me what I want and I'll go away.
* Guns don't kill people, spouses that come home early kill people.
* God created women because he couldn't teach sheep to type.
* God invented man, and I can do better than that.
* Go thou, and sin more creatively.
* Good doesn't always win. Good never wins. The only reason you think good wins is because evil writes your history books.
* Guys are like starts, there are millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true.
* Good generally conquers evil. Unless, of course, good is stupid.
* Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
* Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.