* Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye, unless you've been drinking.
* Every time I try to define a perfectly stable person, I am appaleed by the dullness of that person.
* Enjoy the little things. One day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
* Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
* Everyone should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.
* Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb.
* Ecstasy - a feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you never felt begore.
* Earlly to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived.
Evil shouldn't look this good.
* Excess on occation is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from aquiring the deadening effect of habit.
* Everything to excess! To enjoy the flavor of life take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
* Evil is live spelled backwards.
* Easily amused, and laughing about it.
* Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
* Electricity comes from electrons, morality comes from morons.
* Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it yet.
* Every vice has its excuse ready.
* Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
* Either I will find a way, or I will make one.
* Every silver lining has a cloud.
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
* Even if the voices are not real, they've got some good ideas.