* Don't ask me questions before ten in the morning, particulary silly ones. I'm grumpy then, and I'll probably make fun of you.
* Darkness brings to light more than the light itself.
* Don't vote. You only encourage them.
* Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
* Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
* Do unto others before they do unto you.
* Die: to stop sinning suddenly.
* Don't knock the weather, nine-tenths of people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in awhile.
* Don't wait for someone to take you under their wing. Find a good wing and climb underneath it.
* Delay is the deadliest form of denial.
* Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
* Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
* Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for the are subtle and will piss on your computer.
* Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
* Don't fall for a guy unless he's there to catch you.
* Dope is much more readily available than hope.
* Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
* Do you really think that its weakness that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations, which it requires strength and courage to yield to.
* Dawn. When men of reason go to bed.
* Does god believe in people?
* Drugs are reality's legal loopholes.
* Drop acid, not bombs.
* Dreams are what I am made of. Reality is what I am.
* Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
* Does anyone know how to get chocolate syrup and honey out of a white electric blanket? I'm afraid to wash it in the machine.
* Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route.
* Do I look like a freakin' people person?
* Do burn victims get discounts at crematoriums?
* Did Noah include termites on the ark?
* Death is not the greatest suffering in life... the greatest suffering is what dies inside of us when we live.
* Drunkenness does not create vice, it merely brings it into veiw.
* Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
* Don't you know there ain't no Devil, it's just God when he's drunk.