Pickup Lines

Do you know how to use a whip?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like speghetti, let's go screw.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

I may not be the best looking person in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

Hi, my name is ________, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Can I buy you a spatula?

(Lick your finger and touch the person)  Can I help you out of those wet clothes?

Wanna fuck like bunnies with epilepsy?

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Have you ever had your belly button licked?  From the inside?

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Do you sleep on your stomach?  Can I?

You'll do.

If I let you suck my tongue would you be grateful?

Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?

Well here I am.  What were your other two wishes?

I lost my virginity.  Can I have yours?

Can I impregnate you with my demon spawn?

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

I'm a police officer, and I will be forced to perform a body cavity search.

Hi!  I want to domesticate you.

I love tawdry sluts.

So what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation.