I'm in a hurry so Im sorry if this is rushed and reads bad but you told me to be more descriptive so here goes.

Okay I donno if ya can do this, but if ya can I would really apreciate it.

Okay. Something with Lex tied up and Clark is too and (but he's in a tutu) and Lex cant talk becase hes got this tape on his mouth but he doesn't the hole time, just enar the end.Then the bad guy could to be in the justice league show (cuz I know you watch that and all) and but he's not important really. There has ot be Sonic the Hedgehog underware and Clark is in a tutu. There get away and Lex really thinks Clark is hot in the tutu and Clark is like what the f---?  Im in a tutu" you know?

lol

Anyway, so its something like that and but it doesn't have to be serious, you know. Happy ending and no angst. under 2500 wds. Just humor and fluff.And you can add your own stuff. But all this had to take place

I have weird dreams, you know?

Anna

ps could you make it a songfic?

Folks…  How could I refuse?  Really.  Lol, I mean this is the weirdest…  I don't know.  Jeez.   Okay, well, I gotta do it.  How can I not?

After I saw the songfic part I went straight to the Aquabats because if you have ever heard any of their songs [Cat with Two Heads, Martian Girl, Captian Hampton and the Midget Pirates [my personal fave] or Canis Lupis] you know they're fucking WEIRD.  I thought they probably would have written a song that would have fit perfectly.  But alas…

So I've gone with the Barenaked Ladies song, Lovers in a Dangerous Time.

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Coincidentally, Lyle happened to find the letter funnier than the fic [so do I] and actually choked on ice while reading it. He made me laugh so hard that I cried and actually snorted three times. A little harder and my insides would have been coming out of my ass [*gasp* that was unlady-like]!

He thinks that Anna tried to come up with the most unworkable plot-line possible, and Anna agrees that that does sound like something she'd do. She loved my the fic [honestly, I don't know why] and told me I had better post it on ff.net. Sigh. Lol. There go all my readers.

Please, please, please, forgive me!!