An Official Nym Net Fan Fiction, by Brandon C. Butler THE CAP HAS COME or How Nym Got His Parappa Cap By Nym Nym's mom: It's here! NYM: What's here? What!? Can it be!? It is! *walks over to Uncle StoveTop, who is comfortably in Nym's dad's Lay-Z-Boy* NYM: WAKE UP YOU LAZY ICEHEAD! IT'S HERE! UST: *yawns* What's here? Who? Why did you wake me up? I was dreaming that cheez-whiz dream again... NYM: No time for that! Go get the others! *Nym runs out the front door, leaving a trail of PlayStation discs in his tracks* Ten minutes later... UST: Where's Nym? He better not be wearing the hat yet... He promised I could wear it first...! CodeRat: Forget you! He said I could! (Even though CodeRat is small enough to LIVE in the hat...) Ted-chi: This better be good, I was watching Sailor Moon: The Doom Tree Saga! *Nym's mom walks in* Nym's mom: Guys, Nym left. He said he'd be back in a while. UST: That stooge! He set us up! CodeRat: I'll do the Big Head Code on him when he gets back! (That way he can't wear the hat... Mwa, ha, ha, ha!) Ted-chi: (I wonder if Nym is a biological experiment...) Editor's note: He's thinking along the lines of Akira... Three hours later... UST: Nym's not back yet!? Where did he go? He can't be taking this long! CodeRat: Hey, you guys. Nym's mom gave that Parappa Ski Cap to Nym, right? Or did she? Who else looks just like Nym? ALL: MYN! UST: That moron! CodeRat: He probably kidnapped Nym and stole the hat! Ted-chi: Anybody up for some Sailor Moon solitare? All but Ted-chi: NO!!! Ted-chi: Jeez, I was just... Meanwhile, at some place far, far away from NYM NET HQ... Myn: Mwa, ha, ha, ha! I have the Parappa Cap! Once I put this on I'll control all of NYM NET! (Editor's note: I know it's a crumby idea, but hey we all know Myn is a psycho!) Nym: Gimme my cap! You're gonna' pay for this, Myn! Myn: Ahhh, I doubt it. I will soon rule NYM NET! And you will be history! I'll make the site frames only and attract senseless know nothing dweebs to bog it down and blame it all on you! Then all their browsers will crash simultaniously, causing an explosion which will get rid of all internet game sites! Nym: But, there's one thing wrong with your plan, Myn. Myn: Ehhh!? What's that? Nym: YOU DIDN'T TIE THE ROPES!!! Myn: NOOO! You can't get out now! Nym: Too late! Game Over! *Myn and Nym rush towards each other and stop in the middle...* Myn: I challenge you to a game of Killer Instinct Gold! Mwa, ha, ha... Nym: Is that the best you can do? You stink at K.I. Gold! Myn: You are mistaken, that was the OLD Myn! When I left you, I was but a student... Now I AM THE MASTER! Nym: You'll never win! True Form Change! *Nym is engulfed in flame, ice, lightning, and an odd looking resin* Nym: Ah-ha! Myn: Ha, ha, ha, ha!!! Nym: What's so funny? Myn: Your... Ha, ha, ha! ... Not wearing any pants! Ha, ha, ha! Nym: Oops... sorry... Nym: Who's laughing now!? Myn: Huh? No, it can't be! Nym: "Ato de ne, baka!" Myn: Ahhhh! Japanese! My ears are bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddin'! Nym: Ha. Ha, ha, ha. Now you will see the true powers of NYM! (Lips don't match dialogue at all!) Myn: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! *Myn runs off, leaving a trail of old Atari games in his tracks* Nym: Whew! I have it back again! Hello, old friend! (Nym earns 66,000 Exp. Points, 2 Beauty Points, A Milky Way bar, 2 Turtle Doves, and a copy of Asteroids!) *Nym slips the hat back on, just as an odd looking group walks up* UST: Heya' Nym! We hear you disappeared with MY hat! CodeRat: YOUR hat? No way, MY hat! Ted-chi: Oh, what the heck! MINE! Nym: You guys don't look too good... why are your arms falling offffff... uh oh... Time to run! UST: Must...... have..... Parappa hat...... NOW....! CodeRat: It's MIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEE! Nym: Hey, I know what to do! *Nym runs down to the local used game shop* Nym: Gimme one to go! *Nym runs back* Nym: Ha! *Nym pulls out copy of Final Fantasy III and shows the others the price tag!* ALL: Must........... kill.......... used...... game store.......! *Nym slips on the Parappa cap and calls it a day* Nym: That ought to hold 'em for a while! ^.^ The End (Editor's Note: Hey, I didn't say it was a happy ending! ^.^)