7/8/02-7/14/02

Raw

INT. ARENA - NIGHT

MATCH: Shadow vs. Molly Holly

Shadow's theme hits and she makes her way to the ring.

JR: The newest member of the PPV Squad, Shadow, is on her way to the ring and what an opportunity she has tonight. With just two matches under her belt, Shadow could become the new Women's Champion!

King: It's my favorite part of the night, JR! The women's division! And Shadow... oh boy, what a set of, uh...

JR: You can say it, King. She's nowhere near us.

King: Well, her, uh... puppies!

Shadow gets out of the ring and walks toward Lawler, who stands up and begs off.

King: Hey, I didn't mean it. Come on...

Shadow sends a roundhouse kick to Lawler's head, knocking him down.

JR: Good Lord! King... are you all right?

Shadow takes his crown off his head and wears it into the ring.

King: JR... as strange as it is... I'm beginning to like this!

Shadow takes off the crown and kicks it into the crowd.

King: My crown!

Molly Holly's theme hits and she makes her way to the ring.

JR: Molly was pinned by Shadow at King of the Ring in a mixed tag match, but this is a singles match and could turn out much differently.

King: We've got one violent puppy-hater out here, and now here comes Molly with her fat ass!

JR: Did you ever think maybe not all women like having their chests referred to as puppies, King? Maybe that's why she's violent toward you.

FINISH: Shadow regains control and whips Molly into the ropes, hitting a clothesline. Molly gets up and Shadow hits a back body drop. She whips her into the corner and then executes a hurricanrana takeover. She covers, but gets a two count. Shadow calls for the Interceptor, and whips Molly into the ropes. However, Molly ducks the Interceptor and counters with a hangman's neckbreaker. She covers and gets a two count. She hits Shadow with some knife edge chops and then whips her into the corner. Shadow reverses, and charges. Molly kicks her feet up and nails Shadow in the jaw, sending her down. Molly goes to the top rope and hits the Molly-Go-Round for the pin.

Winner: Molly Holly at 4:10

JR: Shadow gave a valiant effort, but just couldn't get past the more experienced Women's Champion.

King: Molly may have some junk in the trunk, but she knows how to use it to her advantage!

JR: Perhaps with a little more experience, we'll be calling Shadow a champion someday, but it was not to be on this night.

INT. LOCKER ROOM - NIGHT

Nykk is lacing his boots when Croooooow walks in.

Nykk: Hey.

Croooooow: Hey.

Nykk: You look a little dazed.

Croooooow: Yeah, I took quite a spill last week thanks to Mike Awesome. Somebody needs to do something about him and Credible.

Nykk: I've already taken care of it. The plan has been set into motion, and I think you and Cynric should be quite pleased with the results.

Croooooow: Dangan. Did you see Shadow's match?

Nykk: Yeah, it looks like the PPV Squad will be getting more gold someday when it's all said and done.

Croooooow: That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I've been granted an Intercontinental Title shot against Eddie Guerrero tonight, but I know you've set your sights on that belt too. I just want to know if you're cool with this.

Nykk: Hey, I'm cool with it, dangan even. I've got my title shot at Vengeance, no matter who the champion is. You go out there and you win that belt so that we can put on a twenty-minute classic for all the fans at the PPV, the namesake of our group. And if not, hey, I've still got Guerrero. Deal?

He holds out a hand and Croooooow shakes.

Croooooow: Deal.

INT. ARENA - NIGHT

MATCH: Huh and Cheesecake vs. Mike Awesome and Justin Credible

Justin Credible's theme hits and he and Mike Awesome make their way to the ring.

JR: Here come two angry individuals who have just been running rampant over WWE in the past few weeks.

King: Mike Awesome just came back form that injury, you know, so he and Credible are both looking to make names for themselves.

Justin grabs a mic.

Credible: It's always a messy situation, making a name for yourself. You have to make people bleed, break bones, end careers. I told my story a few weeks ago, but as far as my partner Mike Awesome goes... here is a guy who competed in one of the toughest organizations in Japan, and then came to ECW, where he became the World Champion. And then he goes to WCW, and what happens? They amputate his mullet, and stick him in polyester! A man who stands 6'8'', 280 lbs., yet can soar through the air like a falcon. We're taking back what is rightfully ours, and that?s dominance over the company we work for. And anyone who tries to stop us will join the Pyro Twins, courtesy of That's Incredible or an Awesome Bomb. And that's not just the coolest, that's not just the best... that's Justin Credible!

Suddenly, two men in giant dreadlocks and Hawaiian shirts jump out of the crowd and roll into the ring. They take Credible and Awesome by surprise and send them to the mat.

JR: What the...

King: Justin Credible and Mike Awesome have just been attacked by two Bob Marleys!

The Marley clones take off their wigs and reveal they're really Huh and Cheesecake. The ref calls for the bell to start the match.

FINISH: Awesome and Credible dominate the match. Just as Huh starts to make a comeback and fights his way out a submission hold, Awesome tosses Credible his kendo stick as Huh bounces off the ropes. Justin cracks the stick over the head of Huh, and the ref calls for the bell. Cheesecake runs in but also gets caned.

Winners: Huh and Cheesecake at 3:11

JR: Cheesecake and Huh pick up the DQ victory, but they may be biting off more than they can chew here!

King: Some plan this was!

Credible delivers That's Incredible to Huh, and then sets up a table on the outside. Awesome picks up Cheesecake and hoists him up, executing a running Awesome Bomb over the top rope and through the table.

King: Wow! These guys really are extreme!

JR: Ruthless aggression seems to be the latest fad here in WWE, and these guys are just full of it!

As Credible and Awesome celebrate, an unfamiliar theme hits and they look toward the ramp. The Pyro Twins suddenly burst out of the dressing room and charge down the ramp.

JR: It's the Pyro Twins! They're back!

They slide in the ring and duke it out with Credible and Awesome. Jay whips Credible front first into the turnbuckles and delivers the Overhaul. He helps Dusty beat down Awesome and then whip him into the ropes. They duck a double clothesline from Awesome and then hit him with a double leg trip on the rebound. They set him up for Final Darkness, but Credible canes Dusty in the back of the head. Jay turns toward Credible but gets hit with a clothesline from Awesome. They stomp on Jay, but Dusty rolls out of the ring and gets a flame-thrower from underneath. He slides back in the ring and Credible and Awesome see him, making a run for it. Dusty shoots flames into the air and Credible and Awesome back up the ramp.

JR: Talk about intense... Awesome and Credible are out of here, but only after Dusty Schneble brought out the flame-thrower.

King: It's the Pyro Twins of old, JR! If I were Awesome and Credible, I'd be getting out of the building.

EXT. THE WORLD - NIGHT

JR: As hot as it is here in Philadelphia, it?s scorching inside the World deep in the heart of Time's Square!

INT. THE WORLD - NIGHT

King: Yeah, and there at the World is Cynric, from the PPV Squad!

JR: How are you doing tonight, Cynric?

Cynric: Just fine, JR.

JR: Did you see the return of the Pyro Twins earlier tonight?

Cynric: I saw it, and I have to say that Credible and Awesome got what was coming to them. And when I return next week, there will be much more where that came from. They'll get theirs, I promise you. And later tonight, my brother goes for the Intercontinental Title. I just want to say, best of luck to you, bro. I wish I could be there to see it.

JR: Thank you, Cynric. You enjoy your night at the World.

INT. BACKSTAGE - NIGHT

Nykk is walking when William Regal confronts him.

Nykk: What do you want, Regal?

Regal: Oh, now you're not thinking about interfering on your friend Croooooow's behalf, are you?

Nykk: What's it to you? I know you and Guerrero are friends. How do I know you're not going to interfere on his behalf?

Regal: Perish the thought! Just because you, a filthy, long-haired scrub, would stoop so low as to help your equally long-haired scrub friend win the Intercontinental Title does not mean that I... where are you going?

Nykk: To the ring, you windbag. Geez... talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

He walks away, but Regal nails him from behind with a forearm. Nykk goes down to the floor, and Regal picks him up and rams him into the wall. As Nykk turns back around, he gets hit with the brass knuckles and knocked to the floor, semi-conscious. Regal stomps on the back of his head before walking off.

INT. ARENA - NIGHT

MATCH: Croooooow vs. Eddie Guerrero

Croooooow's theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.

JR: Croooooow has an enormous opportunity looming before him. He may unseat Eddie Guerrero as Intercontinental Champion right here tonight!

King: Yeah, but what does that mean to Nykk? Could their friendship be torn apart if Croooooow wins the title?

JR: He's too smart for that. You know what Nykk did the last time the PPV Squad was threatened with breaking apart.

Eddie Guerrero's theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.

JR: The sneaky Intercontinental Champion is on his way down, and he could very well have orchestrated that attack on Nykk earlier on.

King: Latino Heat would never stoop to something like that. Anyway, it was that idiot Nykk who started it. He called Regal chatty. Nobody has a bigger mouth than Nykk!

FINISH: Midway through the match, William Regal comes out on the ramp to watch. As Croooooow makes a comeback, Regal comes down to the ring and gets on the apron. Croooooow gives him a right hand, sending him to the floor and stands on the second rope, telling Regal to bring it. This allows Guerrero to get under Croooooow and hit a powerbomb. Eddie then goes to the top and hits the frogsplash for the three count.

Winner: Eddie Guerrero at 4:56

King: Latino Heat with the victory!

JR: Thanks to a distraction from William Regal, Eddie Guerrero was able to retain the Intercontinental Title. Uh oh... come on, Regal...

Regal gets in the ring and stomps on Croooooow. He turns him over and applies the Regal Stretch, making Croooooow tap out. Guerrero moves in and hits Croooooow with some right hands.

JR: That's enough. Come on!

Nykk runs down the ramp with a steel chair in hand. Guerrero sees him and ducks out of the ring, but he nails Regal with the chair. Regal releases Croooooow, and Nykk pelts him with some more chair shots before Guerrero pulls him out of the ring. Nykk helps Croooooow to his feet and gets a mic.

Nykk: No way... uh-uh... it's not ending here. If you sons of bitches want to attack us, why don't you do it in a tag match? The most ruthless tag team of the last three years is standing here looking at you! How about Croooooow and me team up one more time against you two sorry losers? We'll do it right here next week!

The PPV Squad theme plays as Guerrero points up to them and yells, while Regal nods, accepting their challenge.

JR: How about that? Former tag team champions Nykk and Croooooow will team up one more time next week, against the combination of Eddie Guerrero and William Regal!

King: What are Regal and Guerrero thinking, accepting that challenge? Oh no!

JR: Nykk's usually very calm and collected, and knows what to do. But it looks like Regal pushed the right buttons, because he is enraged! But that may have been the plan all along. What's going to happen next week?

Heat

MATCH: Nykk vs. Steven Richards

Nykk makes Richards tap out after applying the Bellbrookville Cedarleaf.