6/17/02-6/23/02
Raw
INT. ARENA – NIGHT
MATCH: Nykk and D’lo Brown vs. Eddie Guerrero and Rob Van Dam
Rob Van Dam’s theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.
JR: What a better way to start off Raw than with RVD!
King: The Whole Damn Show is on his way to the ring.
JR: With King of the Ring just around the corner, we’re going to warm up for the big Fatal Four Way Intercontinental Title match with a little tag action right here on Raw!
Eddie Guerrero’s theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.
King: Here comes the reigning Intercontinental Champion right now!
JR: Tonight, believe it or not, Eddie Guerrero will be teaming up with Rob Van Dam. These two have been having a great rivalry over that belt over the last two months.
D’lo Brown’s theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.
JR: D’lo is out here and last week it was a battle of the frog splashes as D’lo interjected himself into this three-way feud.
King: And he said that you betta recognize who has the best frog splash in WWE!
Nykk’s theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.
JR: Nykk is certainly a gifted wrestler and came so close to beating Eddie Guerrero for the Intercontinental Title last week with his own version of the frog splash, but he couldn’t quite get the job done.
King: Yeah, thanks to RVD.
FINISH: Eddie and RVD can’t get along at all throughout the match. Eddie and Nykk get the hot tags from their partners and Nykk takes Eddie down with a clothesline and a running leg lariat. He manages to get Eddie into the Bellbrookville Cedarleaf, but RVD comes in and gives Nykk a spinning back kick to break the hold. D’lo comes in and all four men brawl. D’lo and RVD go to the outside, where Van Dam sets him up for the corkscrew legdrop on the barricade. As he gets up to the apron, Eddie pushes him off and into D’lo. Eddie turns around to receive a jawbreaker from Nykk, who then distracts the ref. RVD is enraged, and comes into the ring with a chair. He hits a Van Daminator on Eddie, knocking him out. D’lo and Nykk then climb the same corner and jump at the same time, hitting a double frog splash. Nykk covers and gets the pin.
Winners: Nykk and D’lo Brown at 5:40
JR: What a move that was! A double frog splash from the top turnbuckle.
King: Yeah, but they won’t be working together this Sunday.
JR: No they will not, but this may just be the momentum Nykk needs going into King of the Ring.
INT. ARENA – NIGHT
MATCH: Cynric vs. Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar’s theme hits and he makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Paul Heyman.
JR: Talk about a scary individual. Brock Lesnar is as frightening as they come, and he is dead set on being this year’s King of the Ring.
King: And with that idiot Paul Heyman helping Lesnar pick up any scraps he misses, it’s a dangerous combo for any WWE Superstar.
Cynric’s theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.
JR: The martial artist from the PPV Squad has his work cut out for him here. He would be wise to utilize those martial arts skills as well as his quickness to take the big man down.
King: Cynric had the bad luck to be paired with Brock Lesnar in the quarterfinals, but I don’t think he stands a chance in hell.
FINISH: As Brock lifts Cynric into a fireman’s carry and swings him around, Cynric’s feet take out the referee. Lesnar completes the move and covers Cynric, but then notices the ref is out. He starts to shake the ref to wake him up, and Cynric rolls out of the ring. He grabs his bo from underneath the ring and climbs back in. Lesnar turns around and Cynric hits him in the midsection with it. He hits him numerous times and then goes to the top rope. He jumps and cracks it across Lesnar’s head, breaking the bo in two. Lesnar goes down and Cynric covers. The ref staggers over and makes a slow count, with Lesnar barely managing to kick out. Cynric shakes his head in disbelief and sets himself up for the Lift Off. Heyman gets on the apron and Cynric goes over to hit him. He turns around and gets clotheslined by Lesnar. Brock picks Cynric up and gives him a triple powerbomb before covering for the pin.
Winner: Brock Lesnar at 5:01
JR: Lesnar moves on to the semis, but I think we need to give Cynric some credit.
King: Absolutely. He was that close to taking down Lesnar and getting the win.
JR: There will be no King Cynric this year, but I think when this young man is ready, he’ll be seeing his share of gold before it’s all said and done.
INT. PROMO SET – NIGHT
Jonathan Coachman is standing by with Croooooow.
Coach: Croooooow, on Sunday you will team up with potential PPV Squad member Shadow against the European Champion William Regal and Molly Holly. However, last week, Molly put a beating on Shadow with a trash masher and left you two lying.
Croooooow: Yes, Shadow suffered a minor injury and won’t be here tonight but she’s assured me that she’ll be ready this Sunday. I’ll let her worry about Molly. As for Regal… what do you want?
Molly Holly walks on camera.
Croooooow: You might want to come back later when I’m ready to shower.
Molly: You’ll pay for your disgusting antics, Croooooow. I know you want me, but you can’t have me! And to think that you would willingly flaunt your body in front of my virgin eyes just for the hope of a cheap thrill. Well, since your own cheap thrill isn’t here tonight, I thought I’d deliver her a message through you.
She smacks Croooooow in the face and he goes after her, grabbing her hair. William Regal comes up from behind with the brass knuckles, but Croooooow senses the trap and turns around, nailing Regal in the gut. As Regal staggers, Croooooow spears him into the set, knocking it over. He punches Regal and gets up, but Molly hits him from behind with a low blow. Regal hits Croooooow with the brass knuckles and he falls to the floor. Regal applies the Regal Stretch, and Croooooow half consciously taps out. Nykk and Cynric run in, and Cynric stomps Regal. He gets up and flees with Molly. Cynric leans down to check on Croooooow while Nykk makes sure Regal and Molly leave.
Cynric: Nykk, get some help!
INT. LOCKER ROOM – NIGHT
The PPV Squad is standing around Croooooow, who looks beaten up and tired.
Nykk: Are you sure you’re all right?
Croooooow: Yeah… he just caught me pretty good with those brass knuckles, you know? He might have broken my nose.
Nykk: You want to go to the hospital?
Croooooow: No, I’m fine.
Nykk: If you feel like your nose is broken, you should go to the hospital, even if it’s just to check. Come on, I’ll drive you.
Croooooow nods and gets up.
Nykk: What about you, Cynric?
Cynric: No, I’m just a little banged up. But we’ll walk you out.
Nykk: All right. (to Dusty and Jay) You guys hold down the fort.
Dusty: All right.
Jay: Sure.
Nykk, Croooooow, Cynric, Huh and Cheesecake leave the room, leaving the Pyro Twins by themselves.
INT. ARENA – NIGHT
Justin Credible’s theme hits and he makes his way to the ring dressed in his street clothes.
JR: Wait a minute. I don’t have Justin Credible here on my format.
King: What’s he doing here?
Credible gets a mic.
JR: I don’t know, but it looks like we’re about to find out.
Credible: You know what really gets me about you fans? It’s how soon you forget. When I first came to WWE, I was put in a yellow mask and told to say I was from Portugal. Then after three years of jerking the curtain, I went to ECW, where I became the fastest rising star in wrestling. I was one half of one of the greatest up and coming tag teams of all time, the Impact Players, and dammit, I was the ECW World Heavyweight Champion, and one of the most extreme wrestlers on the planet! But you know what? I came back to WWE, and what happened? I was put in a group that never had any chance of succeeding and then it was back to jerking the curtain. See, in the eyes of WWE, they think I’m still Aldo Montoya. And since no one has been looking out for me, it’s high time I started looking out for myself! There’s a couple of wrestlers in the back that I’ve had some altercations with over the past few weeks. On the surface, they appear to be hardcore, but they’re nothing more than punks. They call themselves the Pyro Twins, but they’re merely pretenders to the throne of extreme. So Dusty Schneble… Jay Rowe… get out here so I can beat the living hell out of you!
King: What!?
JR: Is he stupid!? Calling out the Pyro Twins?
Credible: What’s the matter? Get your asses out here!
The Pyro Twins’ theme hits and they march to the ring, looking to destroy Justin Credible. However, when they hit the ring, the lights suddenly go out.
JR: What the hell’s going on?
King: I can’t see a thing, JR!
The lights come back on and Credible is standing over a fallen Jay with a kendo stick in his hand. Dusty tries to clothesline him, but Credible ducks and cracks the stick over his head. He hits Dusty over and over again with the stick and then picks him up and forces him against the ropes. He rips Dusty’s shirt off and starts caning him over and over. Jay gets to his feet, but Justin cracks the kendo stick over his head again. Dusty staggers off the ropes and Justin hits a superkick, flooring him. He starts to cane Jay on the mat, ripping his shirt off. Both Pyro Twins are busted open, and Credible brings in a chair. He picks Dusty up and hits an elevated DDT on the chair. He picks Jay up and suplexes him onto Dusty and then gets the kendo stick and strikes him over the head many times.
JR: Good God almighty! Somebody’s got to stop this!
King: The Pyro Twins are down, JR! Look!
Finally, Cheesecake, Cynric and Huh run out to the ring and Justin makes a retreat through the crowd. They check on the Pyro Twins as EMTs come down to the ring.
JR: Oh my God. I can’t believe this. What has gotten into Justin Credible?
King: He sure picked his spot, didn’t he? He waited until the rest of the PPV Squad was distracted before he called out the Pyro Twins.
JR: Do you realize that Justin Credible is the first to leave the Pyro Twins lying like this? The APA couldn’t do it, Kane couldn’t do it, but Justin Credible has succeeded!
King: And it looks like we have more PPV Squad members going to the ER tonight.
Heat
INT. ARENA – NIGHT
MATCH: Huh vs. Shawn Stasiak
Shawn Stasiak’s theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.
JR: We’re set for a little warm-up action on Sunday Night Heat, and here comes Shawn Stasiak!
King: He looks a little dazed tonight, doesn’t he?
JR: Stasiak, who claims to be from a place called Planet Stasiak, seems to be doing whatever the voices tell him to recently.
Cheesecake walks out onto the stage.
JR: We know what this means… Huh’s fashion consultant is out here.
Cheesecake: That’th right, it’th me, Chee’th’cake! And Shawn Th’tasiak, you are in trouble tonight! Ladie’th and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure, I bring to you… the finest hunk of man mu’th’cle in the world today, and a bla’th’t from your pat’th’t, Mr. Th’tasiak… Meat!
Meat’s old theme hits and Huh comes out onto the stage dressed in Stasiak’s old Meat attire.
JR: Oh… my… God…
King: JR, it’s Meat! A blast from the past!
JR: This must be infuriating Shawn Stasiak.
King: What kind of meat is he, anyway? A rump roast?
In the ring, Stasiak is going ballistic. Huh rushes the ring and slides in as the bell rings. Stasiak tries a right hand but Huh ducks and nails him with three rights. He whips Stasiak into the ropes and charges, hitting a body attack. Stasiak gets to his feet and Huh poses for him. Stasiak rushes him and gets hip tossed. He gets up and receives an armdrag. Stasiak gets up and walks into a powerslam. Huh covers and gets a two count. He picks Stasiak up and gives him some more right hands and backs him into the corner. He whips Stasiak to the opposite corner and charges, but Stasiak moves out of the way of the avalanche.
Huh crashes into the turnbuckles and turns around to receive a clothesline from Stasiak. He picks Huh up and sets him up in the corner, hitting a bulldog. He covers and gets a two count. Stasiak stops to talk to the voices and then stomps Huh. He talks to the voices again and goes over to Huh, but then turns back around to get more information from the voices. He moves toward Huh like he’s going to do something really sinister, but just stomps him again. He picks up Huh and executes a vertical suplex. He picks Huh up and whips him into the ropes, but Huh reverses. Huh puts his head down, and Stasiak hits a swinging neckbreaker. He covers and gets another two count.
Stasiak tries to set up Huh for a reverse DDT, but stops to listen to the voices again, and Huh turns over and rams Stasiak into the turnbuckles. He drives his shoulder into Stasiak’s midsection. Stasiak moves and Huh drives his shoulder into the ring post. Stasiak picks him up for a powerslam, but Huh slides off his back into position for a reverse DDT. Huh poses for the crowd and then follows through with the Meat Grinder. He covers and gets a close two count. He picks Stasiak up and slams him.
He goes to the top rope and does his moonsault, but Stasiak moves. Stasiak hits him with some rights and whips him into the ropes. Huh reverses and catches Stasiak in the Windbreaker on the rebound. Huh bounces off the ropes twice and hits Stasiak with a vertical splash. He sits on Stasiak’s chest and gets the three count.
Winner: Huh at 3:26
JR: Huh wins the match and presumably the “feud.”
King: What were they feuding over, who the biggest idiot is?
JR: Whatever the case, Huh and Cheesecake are on a roll.