12/3/01-12/9/01

Raw

INT. PROMO SET – NIGHT

Michael Cole is standing by with Nykk and Croooooow, along with Cynric.

Cole: Nykk, Croooooow, in just a short while you’ll take on the Dudleys and the Hardys in a Triple Threat Match for the tag team titles.

Nykk: That’s right, Michael Cole. You see, in recent years the tag team titles have been flip-flopping back and forth between teams with no dominant team to establish an identity with the belts. Well, you’re looking at your new dominant team. You can rest assured that if we become tag team champions, we’re not going to lose them the very next week and certainly not to the APA at Vengeance.

Croooooow: Yeah, the APA are real funny doing the same thing day in and day out for two years. What’s that amusing word Faarooq always says… “darn?” It’s about the only word out of his mouth that we can understand anyway. And as for Bradshaw, his main offense consists of punches and kicks. Well, we eat Kix for breakfast, as the Hardys and Dudleys will now find out. Title tested… PPV Squad approved.

Spike Dudley walks in to camera view.

Nykk: You again? What the hell do you want?

Spike: I’m not here to see you, I’m here to see him.

He points at Cynric.

Croooooow: Well, there’s no way we’re going to let you…

Cynric taps him on the shoulder.

Cynric: It’s all right, bro… I’ve got this.

Nykk and Croooooow give Spike a look before leaving.

Spike: I know you’re a man of few words, so I’ll make this short… me and you. Vengeance.

Cynric nods.

Spike: Great. And since you seem to believe that actions speak louder than words…

He sucker punches Cynric, sending him down. They brawl for a bit before officials break it up.

*Fade Out*

INT. ARENA - NIGHT

MATCH: The Hardy Boyz vs. The Dudley Boyz vs. Nykk and Croooooow

The PPV Squad theme hits and Nykk and Croooooow make their way to the ring.

JR: Here we go, the tag team titles are on the line. Nykk and Croooooow vs. The Hardys vs. the Dudleys in a Triple Threat Tag Match, one fall to a finish. Whoever scores the win, his team becomes the tag team champs.

King: It looks like the PPV Squad is fired up, look at ‘em.

Nykk produces the PPV Squad mic.

JR: Well, for a minute I thought that the fact that they have none of their friends with them would indicate they want to be sportsmen about this, but it looks like we’re going to hear from them anyway.

Nykk: It’s nice to see that every person in the desolate, dreary, other smaller Canada is here to see our big win tonight. We thought when we won our first titles here it would be in a city like Los Angeles or New York, but instead we’re here in Milwaukee. What the hell kind of name is that, anyway? It’s like you just took three random syllables and stuck them together! Wisconsin is only famous for two things: cheese and liquor. And it shows because we can smell the limburger and cheap Thunderbird from here. That’s another thing I was…

He is interrupted by the Hardy Boyz’ theme. The Hardys come out and make their way to the ring.

JR: Well, thank God. The Hardys have heard enough, King.

King: Where’s Lita? She’s not with them.

JR: These Triple Threat Tag matches can get a little dangerous. I guess they thought it was prudent to leave her out of harm’s way.

The Hardys charge the ring and attack Nykk and Croooooow. After a few moments, the Dudley Boyz’ theme hits and D-von and Bubba Ray make their way out. It settles into a regular tag match eventually. Around the eight-minute mark things come to a head as Jeff Hardy gets the hot tag and goes against D-von. Jeff gets the better of him and does his unique roll-up, but Nykk runs in to break it up. A brawl erupts between the three teams, culminating with the Dudleys hitting the Wassup on Matt. D-von and Nykk brawl on the outside, while Jeff hits Croooooow with the Twist of Fate. Bubba Ray beats up Matt on the other side of the ring as Nykk hits D-von with a chair, causing Lita to run out. Jeff connects with a Swanton Bomb, but Nykk gets in the ring with the chair. Lita goes for the hurricanrana on Nykk as the ref is tied up with Bubba and Matt. Before she can launch herself, Nykk bounces into the ropes, crotching her. Nykk stalks toward her, but Jeff dropkicks him, sending him into the corner and knocking Lita to the floor. Matt tries to jump into the ring, but Bubba Ray holds him in a crouching position. Jeff launches off Matt for Poetry in Motion, but Nykk moves and Jeff crashes to the turnbuckles. The ref tries to separate Matt and Bubba as Nykk hits Jeff over the head with the chair. He drops Croooooow on top of him and slides out of the ring. The ref finally turns around and sees the cover. Croooooow gets the three count and the PPV Squad are the new tag team champs.

JR: And the PPV Squad has scored the upset, by God!

King: They really did it, JR! We have new tag team champions!

Nykk pulls Croooooow out of the ring as the ref hands them the belts and he helps him up the ramp.

*Fade Out*

INT. LOCKER ROOM – NIGHT

The PPV Squad are all celebrating Nykk and Croooooow’s tag team title victory.

Nykk: Didn’t I tell you guys? Didn’t I tell you that wrestling would win out over “Sports Entertainment?” I told you we’d have gold in our first few months here!

Croooooow: You told us, Nick, you sure did!

Nykk: Don’t call me that! It’s Nykk!

Croooooow: Whatever. Cheesecake, break out the champagne!

Cheesecake takes a champagne bottle out of a grocery bag.

Huh: Hey guys, we’re not old enough to drink.

Jay: Who’s gonna know?

Huh points at the camera. They all look into the lens.

Nykk: Where the hell did this come from?

*Fade Out*

Smackdown

INT. ARENA – NIGHT

MATCH: Spike Dudley and Crash vs. Cynric and Cheesecake

The PPV Squad theme hits and Cynric and Cheesecake make their way to the ring.

Cole: Here we go, our first match of the night on Smackdown. The PPV Squad’s Cynric and Cheesecake making their way to the ring.

King: Cheesecake? What’s that name supposed to mean?

Cole: I don’t know, but he seems to have a speech impediment. He can’t say a word without lisping all the time.

King: He kinda walks funny too. I don’t know, there’s something weird about that guy.

Cole: There’s nothing weird about Cynric, however. His friends call him the Chief Assassin because of his martial arts background, and apparently he’s here to watch the Squad’s back.

Spike Dudley’s theme hits and he and Crash make their way to the ring.

Cole: Here comes Spike Dudley, who’s been having problems with Cynric over the last week or so. First, Cynric took out Spike after he had a match with Nykk, and then just this past Sunday on Heat, Spike attacked Cynric after his match with Scotty 2 Hotty. The challenge was made on Monday and now these two have been added to the card at Vengeance.

The match starts. It goes for about three or four minutes before a brawl erupts. Jay runs in but gets a tornado bulldog from Crash. Cheesecake hits the low blow, but gets squashed in the corner when Spike whips Cynric into him. Cynric leans back into the corner as Cheesecake staggers out. Spike hits the Dudley Dog, using Cynric as a turnbuckle and pins Cheesecake.

Cole: And it’s over! Spike and Crash have won the match, thanks to the Dudley Dog!

*Fade Out*

INT. HALLWAY – NIGHT

Huh is walking down the hallway munching on a hot dog when Bradshaw comes out of a dressing room after he passes. Bradshaw taps him on the shoulder and throws him against the wall when he turns around. Huh yelps in fear.

Bradshaw: Hey boy, you’re one of them PPV Squad guys, aren’t you?

Huh: N-no, I mean yes… I mean…

Bradshaw: Well, your pals Nykk and Croooooow have a match against me and Faarooq in three days at Vengeance, but so far they’ve neglected to add that tiny little detail that puts their tag team titles on the line.

Huh: I… I… huh?

Bradshaw: You go tell him to make our match for the tag team belts or I swear I will hunt you down like the fat little dachshund that you are, and you will feel immense pain. So, are you gonna tell him?

Huh: No… I mean, yes… I mean…

Bradshaw: Good.

He releases Huh and walks away. Huh looks after him fearfully.

*Fade Out*

INT. LOCKER ROOM – NIGHT

Nykk is in the dressing room tying his shoe when Huh bursts in, out of breath.

Huh: Nykk… Bradshaw… titles… pain… misery… agony!

Nykk: Whoa, slow down, Huh. What’s going on?

Huh: Bradshaw’s demanding that you and Croooooow put the tag team titles on the line at Vengeance or there’s going to be hell to pay.

Nykk: Hell to pay, huh? All right, we’ll accept that challenge. You go ahead and tell Bradshaw that… in the form of a slap in the face!

Huh: Huh?

Nykk: Go lay him out!

Huh: But… but, he’ll kick my ass!

Nykk: That’s right, he will unless you fire the first shot. Anyway, you better because I already asked for a match for you tonight against Bradshaw. You can do this, Huh. Soften him up for me and Croooooow.

Nykk leaves the locker room, leaving Huh with a look of dread on his face.

INT. LOCKER ROOM – NIGHT

Huh is looking somberly at the ground when Scotty 2 Hotty enters. He puts his bag on the bench and looks at Huh.

Scotty: Hey, Huh.

Huh: Hey, Scotty.

Scotty: You look a little depressed, dawg. Something wrong?

Huh: Nykk put me in this match tonight against Bradshaw and I’m going to get my ass kicked.

Scotty: Sorry, man. You know, the rest of the PPV Squad are morons, but you’re coo’. When I’m depressed, you know what I do?

Huh: Huh?

Scotty: I dance!

He takes a boombox out of the bag and turns on some music. He gets up and starts dancing. Huh watches.

Scotty: Come on, dawg!

Huh reluctantly gets up and does some experimental dance steps. Scotty encourages him and he gradually gets into it, dancing up a storm.

*Fade Out*

INT. ARENA – NIGHT

MATCH: Huh vs. Bradshaw

Huh’s theme plays and he dances his way to the ring.

Cole: We’re back on Smackdown, and what the hell is Huh doing?

King: (laughs) He’s dancing, Michael!

Cole: I think Huh may be overdoing Scotty 2 Hotty’s advice a bit. Anyway, Huh will be taking on Bradshaw in a match requested by Nykk, who told Huh to tell him that they accept their challenge to make the match at Vengeance a tag team title match in the form of a slap to the face.

King: I don’t think that would be too wise to do to Bradshaw.

The APA theme hits and Bradshaw makes his way to the ring.

Cole: Bradshaw has an angry look in his eye. Do you think he overheard what Nykk told Huh to do?

King: It’s possible.

As Bradshaw gets ready to fight, Huh gets a mic.

Cole: Uh oh, what’s this about?

Huh: Bradshaw, I know you’re angry and that you love to fight. But I have something that’s even funner that we can do instead.

King: What? Funner? Huh: We can dance all night long!

Huh starts to dance while Bradshaw stares in disbelief and the bell rings. Huh, concentrating on his steps, is unaware of Bradshaw, and he drops Huh with a right hand. He backs him into the corner and gives him several rights, and whips him to the opposite corner running at him to hit a clothesline. Bradshaw backs off and tells Huh to come on. Huh slowly recovers but starts dancing again, trying desperately to get Bradshaw to see the light. Bradshaw answers with some knife edge chops and kicks to the midsection. He picks Huh up and executes a fallaway slam. Bradshaw tells Huh to get to his feet. Huh finally does so, and just keeps on dancing. At last, Bradshaw bounces off the ropes and delivers the Clothesline from Hell, knocking Huh for a loop. He gets the easy three count.

Cole: An easy win for Bradshaw. Why didn’t Huh fight back?

King: I guess he was hoping to show Bradshaw how much more fun dancing was than fighting.

As Bradshaw celebrates Croooooow runs out with a steel chair. Faarooq runs out behind him and intercepts him, nailing him from behind. Croooooow drops the chair and brawls with Faarooq to the back while Bradshaw looks on. Nykk comes in from the crowd and clips Bradshaw’s knee. He goes down as Huh finally wakes up. Nykk stomps the knee and rams it into the mat. Huh joins in, stomping the knee and then sitting on it. Nykk applies the Bellbrookville Cedarleaf to Bradshaw, causing him to tap out. A few refs run into the ring and manage to get Nykk to release the hold after a few moments. Nykk and Huh back up the ramp as Nykk’s theme hits and the refs tend to Bradshaw.

*Fade Out*

Jakked

MATCH: Jay vs. Funaki

Jay loses the match after Funaki executes Diamond Dust for the win.

Sunday Night Heat

INT. ARENA - NIGHT

MATCH: Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert vs. Huh and Cheesecake

The PPV Squad theme hits as Huh and Cheesecake make their way to the ring.

JR: Here we go, folks. As always, good ol’ JR here along with Jerry “The King” Lawler, and we’re getting set for tag team action here on Heat.

King: That’s right, JR. The PPV Squad has a couple of big matches tonight.

JR: Later on, Nykk and Croooooow will defend their newly won tag team titles as of last Monday against the APA. Plus, Cynric will take on Spike Dudley.

Scotty 2 Hotty’s theme hits and he and Albert make their way to the ring.

JR: Albert looks like he’s having fun, don’t he?

King: Everyone has fun when they tag with Scotty 2 Hotty! He and Huh were having some fun on Smackdown as well. I wonder how they feel being on opposite sides of the ring from each other now.

JR: Yep, Scotty taught Huh how to dance. And he seemed to really like it. He was dancing all the way to the ring.

The bell rings to start the match. Scotty and Cheesecake start out. They lock up, and Scotty gets the armwringer. He twists on the arm until Cheesecake is forced to his knees. Scotty segues into a hammerlock and Cheesecake regains his feet. He bends over and grabs Scotty’s foot, tripping him and forcing him to release the hold. Scotty pushes Cheesecake into the ropes with his other foot. Cheesecake bounces of the ropes and receives a monkey flip from Scotty. Cheesecake gets to his feet and moves back in, but Scotty armdrags him and holds on for the armbar. Cheesecake gets to his feet and Scotty tags Albert. Albert knees Cheesecake in the midsection. He whips him into the ropes, but Cheesecake ducks the clothesline and hits a flying shoulderblock on the rebound that staggers Albert. Cheesecake hits a dropkick, but Albert still doesn’t go down. He runs at Albert, but Albert lifts him into the air and lets him fall to the mat. Cheesecake crawls to the corner and tags Huh, who gets in the ring and starts dancing. Albert does some dancing in response, and Huh runs at him and tries a body attack, but Albert’s too big and Huh crashes to the canvas. Albert throws him into the ropes and hits a powerslam. He tags Scotty, who gets in the ring and he and Huh look at each other reluctantly. They start to dance instead, and Huh goes over and tags Cheesecake. Cheesecake asks him what he’s doing, and Scotty turns him around and kicks him in the midsection, doubling Cheesecake over. Scotty bounces off the ropes and hits a somersault kick to the back of Cheesecake’s head. He tags Albert, who hits the Baldo Bomb on Cheesecake. Huh breaks up the pin, and Albert fights him off as Cheesecake gets to his feet. Scotty runs in and hits the bulldog, signaling for the Worm. Albert and Huh go over and a Triple Worm occurs, all of them doing it in a single file line. Scotty hits his, and then Albert hits his, and Huh looks like he’s about to do his, but runs over and clotheslines Scotty and Albert instead, sending them down. He whips Scotty into the corner and hits a running avalanche. He turns around and gets a Baldo Bomb from Albert. Scotty goes up and hits his flying DDT on Cheesecake. Albert executes a big splash on Cheesecake and hooks the leg for the pin.

Winners: Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert at 3:20

JR: And Scotty and Albert pick up the win, despite Huh’s double cross at the end.

King: Double cross? He was just trying to win the match, JR.

JR: I wonder how Scotty feels about Huh after this.

*Fade Out*