11/19/01-11/25/01

Raw

INT. ARENA – NIGHT

MATCH: Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn vs. Croooooow and Nykk

The PPV Squad theme hits and Nykk, Croooooow, Cheesecake, Jay and Huh make their way to the ring.

JR: Well, here comes the PPV Squad. They competed last night in a Survivor Series elimination match with the Big Show, Scotty 2 Hotty, Tajiri and Spike Dudley. Much like the main event, it came down to one on one, with the Big Show and Nykk, and the Big Show finally did what we’ve all been waiting for by chokeslamming the hell out of Nykk.

King: And Mr. McMahon was so impressed by the Big Show pinning not only Nykk, but Jay and Croooooow as well, that he offered him his spot in the main event.

JR: Well, at least we won’t have to listen to Nykk’s spiel tonight. I managed to pull some strings so that no one is allowed to give him a microphone.

The PPV Squad enters the ring and Nykk produces a mic with a PPV Squad logo (instead of Raw) from behind his back.

JR: How did he…?

Nykk: I know you managed to keep all the WWF microphones away from us, JR, so we brought our own!

JR: Well, I tried.

Nykk: After losing our match last night, I know all you fans expect me to come out here, and whine about how it was unfair, a miscarriage of justice, and so on. But I’m not going to do that. The fact of the matter remains… that we were CHEATED out of a win last night. I mean, come on! The Big Show’s as big as two normal-sized men! It was a handicapped match from the beginning! And to add insult to injury, Vince McMahon gives him his spot in the main event. Well, we aren’t going to take it anymore…

They are interrupted by Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo’s theme. They come out and Billy has a microphone.

King: “The One” Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo! What are they doing here?

Gunn: You know, me and my new tag team partner are sitting in the back, and come to this realization: we haven’t been on Raw or Smackdown since we formed this team. For the past two months, you five have come out of nowhere to take up TV time from people who deserve it more. So what do you say we take on you and that clown-haired friend of yours to see who’s got what it takes to be A-level!

Nykk: Aren’t you the guy who’s ass I beat last month? You still work here? All right Billy, bring your worthless partner down here!

They rush the ring and the match starts. It goes for about three minutes or so before the rest of the Squad get on the apron. Billy and Chuck fight them off, but as the ref is distracted, Cynric slides into the ring and takes out Palumbo with a rolling koppo kick. He exits and Billy goes to check on Palumbo. When he turns around, Nykk and Croooooow run at him. Nykk hits him with a high cross body at the same time Croooooow clotheslines him. The ref turns around and makes the three count.

King: And the PPV Squad pulls off another one!

JR: I hope they feel better about themselves now.

As Billy and Chuck exit, Croooooow grabs the PPV Squad mic.

Croooooow: Billy… Palumbo… don’t worry. We’ll be watching you on Jakked EVERY week!

JR: There’s nothing wrong with Jakked. Talk about insecure.

*Cut*

Smackdown

INT. PROMO SET – NIGHT

Nykk, Croooooow, Huh, Jay, Cheesecake and Cynric are standing by with Lillian Garcia.

Lillian: Nykk, at Survivor Series your masked bodyguard came unmasked. The question everyone wants to know the answer to is what’s his name? He has one, doesn’t he?

Nykk: Of course he does, Lillian. Do you think I would let him walk through the WWF having everyone call him the “masked bodyguard?” Can you how much he’d be made fun of? His name is Cynric, Lillian. And he’s the chief assassin of the PPV Squad. The rest of the Superstars will come to know this. If you mess with us or our mission… he will hurt you.

Spike Dudley walks on-camera and the rest of the Squad tenses up.

Lillian: Spike?

Nykk: What the hell do you want?

Spike: Ease up, guys, I already got my revenge on Croooooow and Cheesecake at Survivor Series. But Nykk… I’ll never forget that you orchestrated that whole ambush on me a week ago. I want a match with you tonight on Smackdown!

Nykk: You know, Spike, you’re everything we despise about that stupid hardcore style you make use of. You’ve dived off balconies, been set on fire and gone through more tables than just about anybody. And it’s obvious that we were right, because you seem to have a memory lapse. Did you hear anything I just said? Cynric here will rip you to pieces if you get in our way.

Spike looks over at Cynric and sizes him up.

Spike: (to Nykk) I’ll see you in the ring.

He leaves.

Cheesecake: He’th nut’th!

INT. ARENA – NIGHT

MATCH: Spike Dudley vs. Nykk

Nykk’s brand new singles theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.

Cole: Here comes Nykk, who was challenged by Spike Dudley earlier. He appears to be by himself.

King: I don’t think he takes Spike seriously enough to bring out his friends.

Spike Dudley’s theme hits and he makes his way to the ring. The match starts, and Nykk works over the arm. The match goes about five minutes when Spike goes for the Dudley Dog. While he’s hanging in the middle of the move, Nykk flips him over backwards and executes Howling Moon on him for the three count.

Cole: …and Nykk puts him away for the three count.

King: That was a heck of a counter by Nykk. I must say that I’m impressed.

Nykk’s celebrating is cut off by Spike, who attacks from behind. He whips Nykk into the ropes and headbutts him in the stomach. He then executes the Dudley Dog, but Cynric rushes in and blindsides Spike with a martial arts kick. He backs Spike in the corner and kicks and punches him some more.

Cole: Uh oh! It’s Cynric, the man who Nykk called the chief assassin of the PPV Squad.

Nykk produces a chair and slides it into the ring.

Cole: Okay, this is enough. You did your job. You protected your friend.

Cynric applies an armwringer and stands on the second turnbuckle. He puts on leg over Spike’s shoulder and jumps off, driving his arm into the chair. Spike writhes on the mat in pain as Nykk and Cynric leave. Nykk’s music plays again.

*Cut*

Jakked

MATCH: Cheesecake and Jay vs. Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert

Cheesecake and Jay lose to Scotty 2 Hotty and Albert when Albert executes the Baldo Bomb on Cheesecake for the pin.

Sunday Night Heat

MATCH: Croooooow, Huh and Cynric vs. Perry Saturn, Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn

Croooooow, Huh and Cynric lose to Perry Saturn, Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn after a brawl, where Billy gives Huh the FameAsser and pins him.