11/12/01-11/18/01
Raw
INT. PROMO SET - NIGHT
Michael Cole is standing by with the PPV Squad.
Cole: PPV Squad, a couple of weeks ago on Smackdown you beat the Big Show in a handicap gauntlet match thanks to a masked man dressed as a nun. That masked man turned up last week as well. I guess the question we all want answered is... who is that masked man?
Nykk: I hate to disappoint everyone, but there's no big mystery involved here. He's the newest member of the PPV Squad, and will be unmasked in due course. Now, onto our glorious triumph over the Big Show...
Commissioner Mick Foley walks on camera.
Mick: Forgive my interruption. Hi Michael, how are you?
Cole: Hi Mick, I'm just fine.
Mick: I know you were having some problems with your voice the other day and it's good to know that it's gotten better....
Nykk: Whoa, whoa, hold it! I've been given interview time to talk about our triumph over the Big Show, and you interrupt us to talk about freakin' Michael Cole? Who in the hell do you think you are?
Mick: I'll tell you who I am, I'm Mick Foley, three time WWF Champion, best-selling author, including my newest children's book Halloween Hijinx, available in bookstores everywhere, though I guess it's irrelevant now that Halloween's over, but what the hell...
He holds up a copy of Halloween Hijinx.
Mick: ...and I'm a pretty nice guy to boot. Who are you?
Nykk: My name is... you know damn well who I am, Foley! What do you want?
Mick: I was just wondering how your injury is doing.
Nykk: Injury? Oh, you mean my ruptured patella...
Mick: In your thorax!
Nykk: Yeah, yeah, well it's doing a lot better. I've gotten the feeling back in my esophagus and I think I'm ready to get in the ring and start competing again.
Mick: Glad to hear it, because I just booked you in a one on one match with the Big Show tonight.
He walks off camera. The Squad reacts with dismay.
Nykk: Wait, WHAT?
Huh: Huh?
Mick: (pops back in) Oh and by the way, if you don't step in the ring with him tonight, without any of the rest of the PPV Squad present, I have been given full authority to fire you on the spot. Have a nice day!
He walks away and the camera pans in on the look of abject terror on Nykk's face.
*Cut*
INT. LOCKER ROOM ? NIGHT
Nykk is sitting with Jay and Huh.
Nykk: Look guys, if I'm not unfit to compete tonight, I have to face the Big Show in a one on one match. I need you two to make sure that I'm too injured to step into the ring. Will you help me?
Jay: Sure.
Huh: I guess.
Nykk: Great.
He lies down on the floor and exposes his ankle.
Nykk: I don't care what you do, but I want that ankle broken.
Jay and Huh go off to look for foreign objects. Jay comes back with a keg of beer.
Jay: All right Nick, here we go!
He drops the keg right on Nykk's ankle.
Nykk: Owwww! Don't call me that! It's Nykk!
Jay: Whatever.
He pounds Nykk's ankle with the keg again as Nykk screams in pain.
Jay: Did it work?
Nykk: No, it doesn't feel broken.
Huh walks over and sits on the ankle. Nykk screams in pain and tries like hell to get out from under Huh.
Nykk: Owww! Ow, no! Get off! Get this fatboy off me! Dammit, it hurts!
Jay pulls Huh off Nykk, who gets up and limps around.
Nykk: Damn, I wanted you to break my ankle, not cripple me permanently.
Huh: I know! Why don't you take on the Big Show? He'll surely do the job right.
They look at Huh, annoyed.
*Cut*
INT. ARENA - NIGHT
MATCH: The Big Show vs. Nykk
The Big Show's theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.
JR: Here comes the Big Show who will, as Nykk says, freakin? FINALLY get his hands on the leader of the PPV Squad in just a few moments.
Paul: Nykk may be competing in his very last match here tonight, especially after what his own friends did to him earlier.
JR: Nykk tried to get Jay and Huh to break his ankle so he could avoid competing tonight, but it didn't work. All it succeeded in was weakening him.
The PPV Squad's theme hits and Nykk comes out with a mic.
JR: Here comes Nykk. What we haven't mentioned is that he beat Scotty 2 Hotty last night at Rebellion in the UK.
Paul: The Big Show tried to get his hands on him then too, but only got Huh.
Nykk: Big Show... I'll be honest with you. I'm going to beat the living crap out of you. And judging from the size of your ass, that might take awhile.
In the ring, the Big Show is fuming.
Paul: What is he doing!?
Nykk: Normally I'd rush the ring and make it quick and as painless as possible, but I suffered an unfortunate accident in the back and my ankle is nearly in two pieces. But being the trooper that I am, I'm going to persevere and hopefully, when it's all said and done, I'll have beaten you on your own terms: slow.
Nykk limps down to the ring.
JR: What does he have up his sleeve this time?
Paul: What makes you say that?
JR: Every time he gets confident like this, he has an ace up his sleeve. He was in this same situation on Smackdown, and had a ninja nun attack the Big Show. However, he can't do that tonight, as he'll be fired unless he steps into the ring with the Big Show all by himself.
Nykk gets in the ring and the bell rings. Nykk limps around for a bit and insults the Show. Show runs over and grabs Nykk by the shirt, backing him into the ropes. He chops him across the chest twice and then beels him all the way across the ring.
JR: Good God! The Big Show just threw Nykk over halfway across the ring.
Nykk tries to back away from a sitting position, but the Big Show stands on his injured ankle and drags him to the center of the ring where he drops an elbow on the ankle.
JR: The Big Show's gonna finish what Jay and Huh started!
Croooooow appears on the TitanTron.
Croooooow: Hey, Big Slow!
JR: What's this? That guy Croooooow is on the TitanTron.
The Big Show turns his attention to the TitanTron.
Croooooow: Yeah, I'm talking to you, you big stupid dummy! Cheesecake?s got something that you should see!
He moves aside, and shows Cheesecake holding a semi-conscious, bleeding Spike Dudley. Croooooow picks up a chair.
Cheesecake: Thi'th red th'tuff on hi'th face isn't lip th'tick, Big Th'ow!
JR: What the hell did he just say?
Paul: He said the red stuff on his face isn't lipstick. Geez!
Croooooow: We just thought that you ought to know if you want to save your little buddy's career, you'll get back here right now.
The Big Show gets out of the ring and runs up the ramp. The ref starts counting and awards Nykk the victory via count-out.
JR: How sickening. The PPV Squad ambushed Spike Dudley and Nykk got the win by a count-out.
Paul: It's smart is what it is. Nykk came up with a plan after all. The PPV Squad has managed to elude the Big Show once again.
JR: I'm not too sure. We'll wait and see what the Big Show does when he gets back there.
*Cut*
INT. ARENA - NIGHT
'Before the Break' footage is shown.
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happened moments ago. The Big Show was set to take on Nykk one on one finally, but the PPV Squad appeared on the TitanTron...
INT. LOCKER ROOM - NIGHT
The Big Show barges in and sees Spike sitting on the floor trying to stop the bleeding.
Show: Spike, are you all right?
Spike: Yeah, I'm fine now.
Show: Which way did they go?
Spike: Out the door and to the right, toward the parking garage.
Big Show goes out of the dressing room and the camera follows him out to the parking garage where Croooooow and Cheesecake are helping Nykk into the back seat of their station wagon. Huh is in the back seat in the middle part, and Jay is behind the wheel.
Show: Hey!
They put Nykk next to Huh in the back seat, see Big Show and quickly run. Cheesecake goes around to the other side and gets in the back while Croooooow gets in the front passenger seat. The Show runs after the car, but it takes off and quickly leaves him behind.
Smackdown
INT. ARENA ? NIGHT
MATCH: Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Croooooow
Scotty 2 Hotty's theme hits and Scotty makes his way to the ring.
Cole: With just three days until Survivor Series, the question is still the same: Who will survive? The WWF or the Alliance?
Tazz: I'm thinking the Alliance is taking over.
Cole: Big surprise there. Anyway, Scotty 2 Hotty is electrifying this capacity crowd here on Smackdown! Scotty is set to take on Croooooow from the PPV Squad.
The PPV Squad's theme hits and Nykk, Croooooow, Cheesecake, Jay and Huh come out on to the stage. Nykk is in a wheelchair and is being pushed by the masked bodyguard, and also has the mic.
Nykk: Scotty 2 Hotty... aren't you the guy I made tap out to the Bellbrookville Cedarleaf at Rebellion? I've already said everything I want to say about you, so Croooooow... the mic is yours.
Croooooow: (takes the mic) Thank you. Not that Nykk hasn't been doing a good job, but now I finally get the chance to speak my mind. Scotty, your gimmick is about as worn out and used as all the women here in Albany!
Cole: Come on, that was uncalled for.
Croooooow: It's no wonder you can?t excite the fans anymore! You've been doing the same exact thing for two years now, and your biggest career accomplishment has been riding the coattails of a fat guy in a thong. You know, Survivor Series is coming up, and the PPV Squad will surely be there, but will Scotty 2 Hotty be on the card? I don't think so. I'm going to beat you now, Scotty, but don't worry everyone. When the PPV Squad is in the house, everyone's a winner!
Cole: Please.
The PPV Squad theme hits again and Croooooow walks down to ringside.
Croooooow: Where the hell is that music coming from anyway?
He gets in the ring and the match starts. The masked bodyguard pushes Nykk over to the commentators? table.
Cole: Well, I guess we're going to get more from Nykk than we thought.
Nykk dons the headset.
Tazz: Nykk... what's with the wheels?
Nykk: I sustained another injury on Monday when the Big Show sat his fat ass on my ankle, so this is necessary for the healing process.
Tazz: Is that true? I mean, your last injury...
Nykk: Tazz, the last thing I need is to be criticized by someone who can't decide whether to commentate or wrestle. I hate it when people do that!
Cole: Anyway, Scotty 2 Hotty is taking on Croooooow, and just hit a nice suplex.
After about three minutes, the match draws to a close as Scotty goes for the Worm.
Nykk: I hate this move...
Cole: Where are you going?
Nykk wheels himself out to ringside. Scotty hits the Worm and Nykk gets up.
Tazz: He got up! It's a miracle!
Cole: Nykk was lying again, the injury was false.
Scotty goes for his slingshot DDT and jumps onto the ropes by Nykk while Jay distracts the referee. Nykk folds up the wheelchair and throws it at Scotty, hitting him on the head and sending him to his back on the canvas.
Cole: Nykk just cracked Scotty in the head with the wheelchair!
Croooooow applies the STF and Scotty taps. The ref calls for the bell and the Squad gets in the ring.
Cole: The PPV Squad steals another one, this time Croooooow beating Scotty 2 Hotty with Nykk's help.
Spike Dudley runs out and ambushes the PPV Squad. He hits the Dudley Dog on Croooooow and goes after Cheesecake.
Cole: Spike Dudley! Dudley Dog on Croooooow! He's going after Cheesecake now!
The rest of the Squad beats him up as Scotty wakes up and joins the fray. Tajiri runs it and takes out Jay with some kicks, but the masked bodyguard responds with some more kicks and sends him down.
Tazz: The PPV Squad is winning, Cole!
Cole: The PPV Squad has a four-person advantage.
The Big Show's theme hits and the Big Show runs out.
Tazz: Uh oh! I think the tables have turned.
Nykk seeks out the bodyguard and they slip out of the ring. The Big Show attacks, and soon the four fan favorites send the PPV Squad out of the ring.
Cole: The Big Show still looks to get his hands on Nykk, but hasn't been able to do anything about it!
Tazz: He can only run so long. Sooner or later, he'll have to face the Big Show!
*Cut*
INT. ARENA - NIGHT
Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the altercation earlier, we've learned that another traditional Survivor Series match has been added to Sunday's card. Nykk, Croooooow, Jay and Cheesecake, representing the PPV Squad, will take on the team of the Big Show, Spike Dudley, Tajiri and Scotty 2 Hotty.
Tazz: I guess the question is will the Big Show finally be able to get his hands on Nykk?
Cole: His teammates surely have scores to settle as well. Spike will be looking to take out Croooooow and Cheesecake, while Scotty has issues to settle with Croooooow and Nykk as well.
*Cut*
Jakked/Metal
MATCH: Jay and Cheesecake vs. Chuck Palumbo and Billy Gunn
Jay and Cheesecake win after Cheesecake rolls up Gunn and hooks the tights for a three count.