10/29/01-11/4/01
Raw
INT. ARENA - NIGHT
MATCH: Nykk vs. Perry Saturn
The PPV Squad theme hits and Nykk, Croooooow, Cheesecake, Jay and Huh make their way to the ring.
JR: Well, here comes one less pain in the rear we'll have to deal with once the Big Show gets his hands on him. Nykk, from the PPV Squad?
Paul: He sure let the Big Show have it on Smackdown, didn't he?
JR: Smackdown being the appropriate word... he smacked the Big Show right in the face... I believe we have that.
They show a replay of Nykk smacking the Big Show on Smackdown.
Paul: I can't say I see the wisdom in that. It's definitely not wise to upset the Big Show like that.
JR: And Nykk looking around cautiously, as well he should be? it looks like he?s keeping the rest of the PPV Squad close, so no guest commentary this week, folks.
Paul: Aw, man!
JR: Sorry, Paul.
Perry Saturn's theme hits and he makes his way to the ring.
JR: Nykk may be looking to avenge Cheesecake and Jay?s loss to Perry Saturn and Scotty 2 Hotty last night on Heat.
The match progresses normally until Perry Saturn takes control. The Big Show runs out and jumps in the ring. He tosses Saturn aside, forcing the ref to call for the bell.
JR: It's the Big Show, and he's looking for Nykk!
Nykk slides out of the ring as the rest of the Squad attacks from behind. They huddle around Show, hitting him and kicking him. Show pushes outward with his arms and PPV Squad members fly everywhere. He starts to take them down with headbutts and right hands, but as he goes for the chokeslam on Huh, Jay and Croooooow take a turn clipping his right knee. He stays on his feet, but Huh kicks him in the nuts, forcing him to let go. They back him into the ropes and tie him up.
JR: It's taken every damned one of them, but they've managed to tie the Big Show up in the ropes!
Nykk gets in the ring with a chair. He insults the Big Show before hitting him in the head with the chair. He hits him two more times before the Show loses consciousness. He throws down the chair as the PPV Squad theme plays. They walk back up the ramp.
JR: He just knocked out the Big Show with a damn chair!
Paul: Is he nuts!?
JR: The Big Show may be down now, but he will wake up eventually. Does the PPV Squad realize what they've done!?
*Cut*
INT. ARENA - NIGHT
They show a During the Break clip of the Big Show being freed from the ropes by some officials.
JR: Well, folks, this was during the break. Nykk knocked the Big Show out with several chair shots and left him tied up in the ropes, and he was one angry sleeping giant, let me tell you!
Show wakes up and yells in rage when he remembers what happened. He takes the nearest official and chokeslams him. He then gets out of the ring and marches up the ramp.
EXT. PARKING GARAGE - NIGHT
They switch to the parking garage, where the PPV Squad gets in their trusty station wagon and drives away.
Paul: And I guess the PPV Squad decided that discretion was the better part of valor. They got the hell out of here!
JR: There will be no 'twenty minute classic' tonight. They're not going to be able to duck the Big Show for long, I assure you.
*Cut*
Smackdown
INT. PROMO SET ? NIGHT
Lillian Garcia is standing with Nykk, Croooooow, Cheesecake, Jay and Huh.
Lillian: I'm here with the PPV Squad... now, Nykk, on Monday you had the PPV Squad tie the Big Show up in the ropes and then you proceeded to beat him unconscious with a steel chair. Many people have been wondering why you would do such a thing to a man who outweighs you by three hundred pounds.
Nykk: You know, a lot of people have been saying that I must have some kind of death wish. I'm not afraid of the Big Show. Why should I be afraid of someone who throws a hissy fit over a slap to the face? If he had just taken it like a man, Monday's events never would have transpired. But he had to come down and get in the way of our mission. And if he sticks his nose in our business again, he's going to get worse.
Lillian: I was given this note from Commissioner Mick Foley earlier today. It's for you and the rest of the PPV Squad.
She holds up a piece of paper.
Nykk: A note?
Lillian: (reading) Nykk: Sorry I couldn't be there to talk to you in person but my commissionary duties keep me tied up. Speaking of tied up, I saw what you and your friends did to the Big Show on Monday, so tonight I've booked a special handicap gauntlet match. The Big Show will take on two members of the PPV Squad. If he pins one of them, two more members will come down. If he gets by them, then he will face you in a one on one match.
The PPV Squad expresses outrage and disbelief. Nykk looks like he's about to shit himself.
Croooooow: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a minute! Handicap matches suck! There match has no 'twenty minute classic' material in it, I mean, come on!
Lillian: (reading) P.S. And that is FINAL!
Nykk: Freakin? final!? I-I-I've got to get out of here! Come on, guys!
The PPV Squad stalks off the set.
*Cut*
EXT. PARKING GARAGE - NIGHT
The PPV Squad, their suitcases in tow, walk out of the arena, but a few security guards stop them.
Security: Whoa, hold it guys! Are you the PPV Squad?
Nykk: Yeah.
Security: I'm sorry, but Commissioner Foley instructed me to not let you leave the arena until after your match.
Huh: Huh?
Nykk: What? Foley says we can't leave? You don't understand, he's making us wrestle the Big Show tonight!
Security: I'm sorry, but I'm just following orders.
Croooooow: We'll see about this.
They walk back into the arena.
Jay: What are we going to do?
Nykk: There's more than one way out of this place. Leave everything to me.
*Cut*
[NOTE]: During another backstage segment, five nuns are seen from behind in the background, walking past the camera. The announcers mention it, but it's made to seem unimportant.
EXT. PARKING LOT ? NIGHT
Lillian Garcia is standing with the Big Show.
Lillian: Big Show, I guess the obvious question is why are you standing out here in the cold?
Big Show: Commissioner Foley said the PPV Squad can't leave before our match tonight, and they've already tried to leave once, so I'm out here to make sure they don't slip by security. Nykk says I should have taken that slap like a man? Well, it wasn't the...
The flock of nuns from earlier walks behind the Big Show. He sniffs at the air.
Big Show: Who farted?
He suddenly turns around and charges the nuns with a roar. He starts to beat the crap out of them.
Cole: What the hell? Why is the Big Show attacking those nuns?
Tazz: I don't know! What's gotten into the Big Show?
The camera is now able to pick up that it's really the PPV Squad.
Cole: Oh, that explains it! The PPV Squad tried to escape the arena dressed as nuns!
The Squad retreats, running back toward the arena with the Big Show following.
*Cut*
INT. ARENA ? NIGHT
MATCH: The Big Show vs. The PPV Squad in a Handicap Gauntlet Match
The Big Show's theme hits and he makes his way to the ring, looking very pissed off.
Cole: Here comes the Big Show, who will face the PPV Squad in a Handicap Gauntlet Match, set up by Commissioner Mick Foley.
Tazz: And he's already gotten into it with the Squad once tonight, so who knows what's going to happen.
Cole: Indeed, the Squad was barred from leaving the arena by Commissioner Foley, so they tried subterfuge.
They replay the nun scene.
The PPV Squad theme hits and Nykk, Croooooow, Cheesecake, Huh and Jay make their way to the ring. They come out still in their nun outfits.
Cole: I think the PPV Squad's Halloween costumes are a day too late, Tazz.
Nykk has a mic.
Nykk: Big Show, I am embarrassed to call you a professional wrestler. I mean, what's so professional about your behavior tonight? How DARE you attack men of the cloth! What's more, you don't even seem to know how useless you really are. I mean, your wrestling skills are horrendous and your most memorable quote is the word 'AAAGGGH!' It seems it's fallen to us once again to rid the WWF of this infestation of bad workers! So I'm going to make this match no holds barred! Do you accept, or are you not man enough?
The Big Show nods and motions for them to get down there. Croooooow and Cheesecake run into the ring as the bell rings.
Cole: No holds barred!? Why is Nykk so confident all of a sudden? Cheesecake and Croooooow start out for the PPV Squad against the Big Show. The Big Show only has to pin one of these guys to move on to the next two. Then if he pins one of them, he gets Nykk one on one.
After a brief flurry of double team offense, the Big Show chokeslams both Croooooow and Cheesecake at once, putting a hand on each of them for the three count.
Cole: Well they didn't last long. Now it's Jay and Huh to try and down the Big Show!
They last about a minute or so before the Show gets his hand around Huh's throat. Jay tries to break it up, but the Show gives him a thrust kick. He chokeslams Huh and pins him.
Cole: And now it's on! Nykk has to step in the ring with the Big Show all by himself!
Tazz: Look at his face, Cole! I think he realizes he may have just bitten off more than he can chew.
Nykk slowly gets in the ring and backs into the corner, begging off.
Cole: Nykk's going to get his!
Out of nowhere, another guy in a nun costume gets in the ring, wearing a Kane mask from the concession stands so no one sees his face.
Cole: What the? Who's this?
He kicks the Show in the back. Show turns around, which allows Nykk to give him a low blow. The masked attacker starts to lay in a flurry of martial arts kicks to the Big Show.
Cole: It's not one of the PPV Squad. They're all lying in pain around ringside.
Tazz: It's a ninja nun!
Finally, the Big Show is forced to his knees, where the mysterious attacker gives him a dragon sweep, knocking him down. Nykk climbs to the top rope and hits a splash, pinning the Big Show.
Cole: And Nykk gets the three count with the help of this masked stranger! Who is he, or she?
Tazz: Whoever it is, they sure know their martial arts! I don't think I've ever seen the Big Show taken down like that!
Nykk shakes the hand of the masked stranger and they gather up the rest of the Squad and leave.
Cole: I don't know if they realize this, but this may just infuriate the Big Show even more.
*Cut*
Jakked/Metal
MATCH: Huh vs. Essa Rios
Huh loses to Essa Rios when he attempts the crappiest moonsault in history, allowing Essa to hit his own moonsault for the win.
Sunday Night Heat
MATCH: Billy Gunn and Funaki vs. Cheesecake and Jay
Jay and Cheesecake pick up the victory after a miscalculation where Gunn gives the FameAsser to Funaki. Jay picks him up and hits the Overhaul, getting the pin while Cheesecake holds Gunn's foot so he can't break it up.