Rebellion

INT. ARENA - NIGHT

MATCH: Nykk vs. Scotty 2 Hotty

Scotty 2 Hotty's theme hits and he dances down to the ring.

JR: Well we're going to kick of Rebellion with none other than Scotty 2 Hotty!

Paul: Scotty may be a former light heavyweight champ and tag team champ, but he even he could have some difficulty with his opponent. Do you know who he's facing?

JR: No, it's not on my format, which means it could only be one person...

The PPV Squad theme hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring with Croooooow and Huh.

Paul: It's your buddy, JR!

JR: (sarcastically) Yeah. It's Nykk from the PPV Squad, who will be taking on Scotty 2 Hotty here at Rebellion!

Nykk gets a mic.

Paul: Here comes my favorite part!

Nykk: This message goes out to everybody watching at home, since quite frankly, I could care less about all you rotten-toothed, bad breath limeys out there.

JR: Please.

Nykk: Now that you have the PPV Squad on your television screen, you finally have something good to watch. I mean, you people obviously aren't getting any entertainment over here. You're the ones who are responsible for Monty Python, Whose Line is it Anyway?, and battling robots! And what's worse, all that crap has leaked over into our country now! I urge all of you to change over from Benny Hill for a minute and watch something worth your time. But one thing stands in my way... the Worm. Maybe if you spent less time dancing and more time wrestling, Scotty, you would win more often. As it is, unfortunately this will not be a 'twenty minute classic,' because I'm going to show you and all the dumb Brits here how dancing gets you nowhere, while wrestling can take you to the limitless sky.

JR: Scotty dances because it's fun. Maybe Nykk should try some of that sometime.

Nykk slides in the ring as the bell rings. Scotty jumps him and throws a couple of right hands. He whips Nykk into the ropes, but Nykk reverses, sending Scotty into the ropes. Nykk runs at him and hits a running leg lariat. Scotty goes down, but Nykk picks him right back up and executes a snap suplex. He covers and gets a two count. He picks Scotty up and backs him into the corner. He hits him with some rights and some chops. He whips him toward the opposite corner and charges. Scotty tips up out of the corner and Nykk crashes into the turnbuckles. As he staggers out, Scotty hits a drop toehold and DDTs Nykk as he gets up. He covers and gets two. He picks Nykk up and whips him into the ropes. Scotty hits a flapjack and moonwalks for the fans.

He walks back over, crosses his arms and tries an elbow drop, but Nykk moves. Scotty holds his arm in pain as Nykk stomps the arm to weaken it. When Scotty gets to his feet, Nykk applies an armwringer. He snaps the wrist outward, forcing Scotty to his stomach. Nykk turns it into an armbar, and Scotty makes it to his feet after about thirty seconds. He backs Nykk into the ropes and whips him to the opposite side. Scotty sends Nykk down with a shoulder block and bounces off the ropes. Nykk drops down and runs at Scotty. Scotty leapfrogs and Nykk bounces off the ropes. Scotty tries to leapfrog again but Nykk catches him and plants him with a powerbomb. Nykk holds on for the pin, but only gets a two count. Nykk waits for Scotty to get up and baits him. Scotty swings, but Nykk catches the arm and applies a Fujiwara armbar. After about thirty seconds, Scotty fights to his feet. Nykk tries to take him back down, but Scotty rolls through and escapes.

Nykk runs at him and receives a clothesline, which hurts Scotty's arm further. He holds it in pain as Nykk comes over. Scotty fights him with some punches from his good arm, which causes Nykk to turn around.

Scotty bounces off the ropes and goes for the bulldog, but Nykk ducks and ducks the clothesline on the rebound. He turns around and hits the half nelson bulldog on Scotty. Scotty turns over and Nykk signals like he's going for the worm. He does the W-O-R-M, but yells at the fans for cheering it and walks over to Scotty without completing the move.

He picks him up, but Scotty hits him with an uppercut and bounces off the ropes, delivering the bulldog. Scotty executes the Worm, and goes up for his flying DDT. Nykk catches him and plants him with a spinebuster. He applies the Bellbrookville Cedarleaf and Scotty taps out after a few seconds.

Winner: Nykk at 6:38

JR: Scotty's tapping and Nykk wins it.

Paul: He just beat Scotty 2 Hotty, a very fine wrestler. And he did it clean, JR, without help from his friends.

JR: You're right, Paul. You have to give him credit there. Honestly, these guys look like they don't stand a chance in the ring, but there may be more to them than people think.

In the ring, Nykk has a mic while Croooooow and Huh hold Scotty by the arms.

JR: Oh come on now, you got the victory. There's no need for this.

Nykk: Hey, hey, come on! Give me a little bit more credit than that! I just want to shake Scotty's hand. When the PPV Squad is in the house, everyone's a winner! Play his music, Mr. Dunn!

Paul: See, JR? He just wants to be a gracious winner.

JR: Yeah, right.

Scotty's music plays as Nykk reaches for Scotty's injured arm. He shakes his hand and then gives him an armwringer, bringing his leg up to drop it on the injured arm, sending Scotty to the mat.

JR: The match is over, for god's sake! Get these guys out of here!

Huh starts dancing very badly to Scotty's music, and Croooooow and Nykk make him stop and yell at him for dancing. Without music, the Big Show runs to the ring and steps over the top rope. Croooooow and Nykk run, but Huh's back is to the Show and he thinks that's permission to keep dancing. He finally turns around and stops dead in his tracks. The Big Show grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him. The Big Show's music plays as he poses and Nykk and Croooooow get back up the ramp.