10/22/01-20/28/01

Raw

*Cut from commercial, the ring or another segment*

INT. BACKSTAGE - NIGHT

Nykk, Croooooow, Cheesecake, Huh and Jay walk through the backstage area.

Jay: Nick, that was so sweet what we did to Billy Gunn last night!

Nykk: Don't call me that! It's Nykk!

Jay: Whatever. Anyway, he'll think twice before stinking up the ring with is presence again.

Nykk: I know. What an easy victory that was. I mean, even Huh could have beaten him!

Huh: Huh?

Nykk stops them as the camera pans out and we see Torrie Wilson looking into her mirror checking her makeup. They walk over to her.

Nykk: Hello, Torrie.

Torrie: Hi. You're the PPV Squad, right?

Nykk: (to the Squad) Freakin' finally we're getting some recognition around here! Listen Torrie, we saw your match last night and we...

Torrie: Oh, so you liked it?

Nykk: Well, it was a very uplifting experience, but no, not exactly. Croooooow... the list.

Croooooow raises a piece of paper and clears his voice.

Croooooow: Disrobing in place of wrestling... check. Spanking used with an implied sexual nature... check. Gratuitous shots of cleavage and/or the buttocks area... check. What's our rating?

Jay: DUD!

They all give a thumbs down.

Nykk: So Torrie, we suggest that from now on you keep your pretty little face out of a wrestling ring where you could get hurt and leave the wrestling to the men. Are you cool with that?

Torrie: (pauses) Yeah, I'm cool with that. She rolls her eyes and continues to check her makeup.

Nykk: And, uh, if you aren't doing anything later, I thought maybe we could go out and get something to eat. This is Kansas City, so we won't be able to go anywhere nice, but I hear...

Torrie: Sorry, but cynical jackass isn't exactly my type. Besides, don't you know I'm dating Tajiri?

Nykk: Tajiri? What, do you have a thing for one-dimensional stereotypes or something?

Cheesecake shoves Nykk aside and takes Torrie's hand.

Cheesecake: If that'th the ca'th, Chee'th'cake would be glad to take you out th'omewhere, girlfriend...

Tajiri walks on camera and yells something in Japanese at the PPV Squad.

Torrie: Tajiri, they were trying to hit on me!

Tajiri says something to her and then admonishes the PPV Squad in Japanese.

Nykk: (insulted) Did you hear what he called me? Okay, Tajiri, since you've got such a big mouth, maybe we should take it to the ring and I can take one of those lethal feet of yours and help you put a sock in it!

The PPV Squad stalks away and Tajiri insults Nykk in Japanese to Torrie.

Torrie: (laughing) Ouch!

*Cut to commercial*

*Cut from commercial or backstage segment* INT. ARENA - NIGHT

MATCH: Nykk vs. Tajiri

Tajiri's music hits and Tajiri and Torrie Wilson make their way to the ring.

JR: Well, here come Tajiri and Torrie. Earlier in the program, Nykk from the PPV Squad actually tried to ask Torrie out.

They show an Earlier Tonight segment.

Paul: You enjoyed that, didn't you?

JR: I sure did, after what he said to me last week it was a damn pleasure to watch him get shot down.

Paul: As a man who's been shot down by women many times throughout my life, I know how he feels. Be a little bit more sensitive, JR! He poured his heart out to her!

JR: He insulted her match with Stacy last night. How is that pouring your heart out?

The PPV Squad theme hits and the PPV Squad make their way to the ring.

JR: Here comes Nykk, along with the PPV Squad. Nykk beat Billy Gunn last night, though he needed help from that guy Croooooow...

Paul: Hey, no excuses! A win is a win, and Nykk not only beat 'The One' Billy Gunn, he made him tap out.

JR: For the past few weeks, Nykk has been ducking and dodging people, attacking from behind and sending his friends to compete rather than getting in the ring himself. And giving credit where credit is due, he did go toe to toe with Billy Gunn last night and won the match. I'm beginning to wonder if that wasn't his plan all along? I think we all need to keep our eye on Nykk and the PPV Squad.

Nykk gets a mic.

Nykk: Tajiri, there are a few things about you that absolutely baffle me. I mean, you're obviously 'twenty minute classic' material. You were trained in Japan, where I've had many classic battles with the likes of the Great Sasuke and Shinjiro Ohtani.

JR: Oh, he did not!

Nykk: Lately, however, your moveset has become kick after kick after kick! Come on, a little variety wouldn't hurt! The second thing is your valet, Torrie!

JR: Uh oh, better watch it...

Nykk: She betrayed her friends and colleagues so that she could date you. What's to stop her from doing it again? I would never want to date someone like that!

JR: You liar, you just asked her out a few minutes ago!

Nykk: The third thing is, you insulted me backstage. You do not mess with the PPV Squad. We're badass hardcore to the X-treme! And like I told you back there, I plan to take one of those kicks of yours and put your foot in your mouth!

Croooooow comes over to sit at the commentators' table and dons a headset. The bell rings to begin the match.

Paul: Hey!

JR: What? Nykk's got a match so he sent you to babble in his place?

Croooooow: Not babble JR, but enlighten. You seem to have several misconceptions about the PPV Squad that I want to rectify as soon as possible.

JR: Which are?

Croooooow: You seem to think that we do these things out of malice when that is far from the truth. All our lives Nykk and I have dreamed of competing here in the WWF. We were told a long time ago that we were too lacking in all areas. They said we weren't big like Kane or the Undertaker, we didn't have sleek muscular bodies like the British Bulldog or Lex Luger, and we weren't acrobatic enough to pull of highspots like the light heavyweights. But we persevered and made it here, and what do we find? An array of untalented people putting the fans to sleep with their boring matches, and talented people being buried everywhere we look. It's our mission not only to correct that, but other aspects of the WWF as well.

JR: You sure aren't going about it the right way, let me tell you! Sooner rather than later, you're going to run into a wall in the form of someone who won't be as unprepared as Billy Gunn was last night.

Paul: Hey, wait a minute! Nykk going for the Texas Cloverleaf! This is the move he used to make Billy Gunn tap out...

Croooooow: You?'re wrong Paul, it's the Bellbrookville Cedarleaf.

JR: In any case, Tajiri fights his way out of it with several right hands. But Nykk takes control with a thumb to the eye.

Huh gets up on the apron with a chair and raises it above his head. Nykk whips Tajiri at him, but Tajiri puts on the brakes and spits the green mist into Huh's eyes. Huh falls back to the floor and lands on his feet, but drops the chair on his own head, knocking him out. JR: And Huh dropped the chair on his own head! What an idiot!

Nykk tries to clothesline Tajiri, but he ducks and kicks the back of Nykk's knee. Nykk falls to the canvas and manages to get to his knees. Tajiri kicks him in the back of the head, and Nykk falls to his back. Tajiri covers and gets the three count. Tajiri gets out of the ring and heads up the ramp with Torrie.

JR: And that kick to the head did it for Nykk, whose interference didn't quite go as he planned. Tajiri gets the victory, and dare I say, humbles the leader of the PPV Squad a bit.

Croooooow joins Cheesecake and Jay in the ring to revive Nykk. They drag him out and Jay supports him back to the dressing room. Croooooow and Cheesecake try to lift the unconscious Huh, but can't get him up. They give up and leave him, walking back up the ramp. JR and Paul shill the next match.

*Cut to commercial or backstage*

Smackdown

INT. ARENA - NIGHT

MATCH: Nykk and Huh vs. Tajiri and Torrie Wilson

The PPV Squad theme hits and Nykk, Croooooow, Huh, Jay and Cheesecake make their way to the ring.

Cole: Here comes the PPV Squad. The team of Nykk and Huh are going to take on the team of Tajiri and Torrie Wilson...

Tazz: Wait, Torrie's getting in the ring with the PPV Squad?

Cole: She sure is. On Raw, Nykk told her to stay out of a wrestling ring and leave it to the men. It looks like she's going to try to prove that she is capable of being in a ring tonight.

Tajiri's theme hits and he and Torrie Wilson make their way to the ring.

Cole: Tajiri beat Nykk on Raw when he foiled interference from Huh, who planned on hitting Tajiri with a chair.

Tazz: But he got the green mist instead and knocked himself out with the chair didn't he?

Cole: Yeah, he sure did. I don't know why Nykk would choose an idiot like him to be his partner tonight.

The bell rings and the match starts. Nykk and Tajiri start out, with Nykk gaining the early advantage. Tajiri retakes control, but Nykk comes back with his half nelson bulldog. He tags out to Huh as Torrie tags herself in. She slaps him, but Huh just can?t bring himself to hit her. He apologizes to Nykk, who tells Huh to hit her. He tries but just can?t do it. Nykk demands the tag and gets in, and Torrie slaps him. He grabs her hair, but Tajiri come in with a spinning heel kick. Torrie makes the tag and Tajiri beats up Nykk. He tags Huh, who gets the same treatment. Torrie comes in and slaps Huh around a bit, but he finally elbows her and sends her down. He leans over to make sure she?s all right and she low blows him. They both make tags with Tajiri getting the advantage. Huh comes in and gets kicked in the mouth. Huh rolls out of the ring over by Torrie. He grabs her ankle, as Tajiri whips Nykk into the ropes. It's reversed and Tajiri collides with Torrie, who takes down Huh on her way down. Nykk executes a German suplex into a roll up for the three count.

Cole: And the PPV Squad wins it!

Tazz: Unbelievable, Cole. Who would of thought that a wrestler would have reservations when it comes to beating up a girl?

The rest of the Squad comes into the ring, with Huh getting a chair. They beat up on Tajiri while Jay chicken wings Torrie in the corner, keeping her from interfering.

Tazz: Hey, they're stealing me and the Dudleys' idea and reversing it!

Huh drops the chair and Croooooow shakes his head in disgust and gets it. He hits Tajiri across the back with it. Nykk applies the Bellbrookville Cedarleaf, but the Big Show comes down and scatters the PPV Squad with right hands and headbutts. Nykk looks around for the chair but can't find it, so he runs up and smacks the Big Show in the face as hard as he can. The Big Show glares at him, and Nykk's eyes go wide.

Cole: Oh my God! Why in the hell would he do that!? The Big Show's over a foot taller than him and outweighs him by 300 lbs.!

Tazz: I don't know, Cole, but that was a death wish if I ever saw one!

Nykk heads for the hills as the Big Show yells at him in rage.

Cole: The Big Show is enraged! I wouldn't want to be in Nykk's shoes for all the money in the world!

Jakked/Metal

MATCH: Croooooow vs. Crash

Croooooow gets a tap out victory with the STF around the four minute mark.

Sunday Night Heat

MATCH: Perry Saturn and Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Jay and Cheesecake

Around the five-minute mark, Scotty 2 Hotty hits the Worm on Jay, but Cheesecake breaks up the pin and executes the Screw Driver on Scotty. Saturn comes in and quickly executes the Moss Covered, Three Handled Family Gredunza on Cheesecake for the pinfall.