"Without electricity, they're just cats out in the rain"

-Bobby

to me, living in america is like working in a guitar store with terrible management... it's really beautiful everywhere you look, but you can't stand to be there.

-Carlos

My cold is much like a sand clown.

-Bobby

I''m gonna body-slam your grandma, or hello.

-Clay

People often say that youth is wasted on the young, i find it more poignant (and encompassing) to say that life is wasted on humans.

-Carlos

Maybe you didn't hear me right!!!

-Matt