SPACE BABES

Alexis Lexi (AKA: "Pinky"). The ship lands for repairs/minerals on a barren
planet. Everyone is told not to wander off, Cadet Lexi didn't listen, soon she
becomes lost while exploring. "Everything looks the same here...sand, sand and
nothing but sand, and it is so darn HOT!... I hope I get back before I get in
trouble." Too late for that now Lexi, your "trouble" is just beginning...

Snotty is put in charge of the repair crew, she sits in a comfortable chair and
"supervises" while the Cadets do the hard work. "(Bunch of Little Debutantes,
they need to get their manicured fingernails dirty, this will show them this
isn't a pleasure cruise.) HURRY UP AND GET THOSE REPAIRS DONE, IT'S HOT OUT
HERE!"

Cadet Chrissy 7635407113. Aspires to be the "Captains Personal Pet", shown here
relaxing in the Captains Office waiting for Captain Mynx to return.

Cadet, Paulene 26273747, is assigned Guard Duty while repairs are being made.
"This is easy work, I can see for miles and there is nothing out there, just
sand. I hate to 'snitch' on Pinky but she's been gone for hours, I hope she's
allright."

Cadet Sabine

Ships Mascot: GENENGALF, A Genetically Engineered Animal Life Form (Gen.Eng.A.L.F)
simply called "Gen-Gen" by the Crew, no one is exactly sure what she used to be,
her legs and arms are long, sleek and thin, her upper back is muscular, some say
she must have been a Gezelle or Antelope, others say maybe a Lion or Puma, some
say she's part Spider (maybe she's a combination of all of those, and more?).
She was part of a Labratory experment that had un-expected results and since she
possessed human intelligence they couldn't legally "terminate" her, what could
they do with her..."Send her into space and let her be someone elses problem!"

Technician Grade 2, having just completed Advanced Academy Training, assigned to
her first mission in space. Shown here, in one of the lower deck storage bays,
about to become familiar with a strange "piece of furniture".

Valentina was climbing on the strange piece of furniture when the Cargo Bay door
burst open "Well," says the Captain, "Snooping are you? That's cause for
disciplinary action..."

Valentina watched nervously over her shoulder as the Captain readied an electric
"Stun Whip". "Uh Captain...Corporal Punishment is against Regulations and
Rules...". "Oh Reaaaaaaly, we are 591 Trillion Light Years away from home, lost
in a Sector of Space no one has even heard of, if we sent a signal to Earth now
it would take 591 Trillion years to get there and 591 Trillion more to get back
here, what are you going to do...report me? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I'm the 'Law'
in these parts now, I am the highest ranking Officer in this whole sector, who
will you complain to, huh, tell me little smart slut, who will you complain
to....?" *Swish-whack-bzzzzt* went the whip as Valentina winced in pain.

Star Armada Recovery Team: File # 997023-B-37a
Photograph found in the wreckage of Escape Pod Inner Thighs 13, of a unknown
Cadet on Graduation from the Acadamy, believed to be part of the
personal effects of one of the missing crewmembers of the Starship Inner Thighs.

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