2. You, too, can do housework.

3. PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut.

4. How to fill an ice tray.

5. We do not want sleazy under things for Christmas - Give us money!

6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am.

7. Wonderful washing techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks".)

8. Parenting - No, it doesn't end with conception.

9. Get A Life - Learn to cook.

10. How not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong.

11. Spelling - Even you can get it right.

12. Understanding your financial incompetence.

13. You - The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons to give flowers.

15. How to stay awake after sex.

16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom.

17. Garbage - getting it to the curb.

18. You can fall asleep without "getting any" if you really try.

19. Elementary map reading.

20. I'll wear it if I damn well please!

21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly known as "No, it's not a bidet").

22. "The weekend" and "Sports" are not synonyms.

23. "Give Me A Break!" - Why we know your excuses are bullshit.

24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost.

25. The remote control - Overcoming your dependency.

26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex.

27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes.

28. Mothers-In-Law are people, too.

29. Male bonding - Leave your friends at home.

30. You too can be a designated driver.

31. Seeing the true you (formerly, "No you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially not naked").

32. Changing your underwear - It really works!

33. The Attainable Goal - Omitting TITS from your vocabulary.

34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary.

35. Techniques for calling home.