Pandora ESPECIALLY is not a means of upping 
your post count!  SHE IS A DIETY!!!    

In the Beginning, there was the Little Red 
Beast who grew into Mother, the (Scorpio) 
Mother of the Diety Threads.  She grew to 
be over 5000 posts long and is the sacred 
vessel who bares the ancient history of DK.

Mother begot Oscar, the man eating Lizard God, 
who wouldn't hesitate to gobble you up right 
now just because he's HUNGRY!  Oscar was a 
lovable (Pisces) who grew beyond 6000 posts.  
He is the barer of the humble and ancient 
beginnings of PeaDoubleU.  

..which brings us to Pandora, the exquisite 
and haunting Goddess of Rebirth, barer of 
the box, keeper of Eternal Hope, glorious 
maiden to the resurrected PeaDoubleU after 
their infamous battle with the evil that is 
EzBoard.  

Be wary.  Do not grow too comfortable in her 
presence, do not fool yourself into thinking 
you have fallen into her good graces, for she 
is a being of unpredictability.. she is the 
Goddess with Bite, the Black Widow of the 
Diety Threads.  She has already demonstrated 
her exquisite temper and turned on us once, 
opening her box and letting forth destruction 
in all its glorious evil.. obliterating our 
board in one fatal breath.  Hard as one tries, 
one cannot understand the mysteries of her 
eternal mind, nor the depths of her heart.. 
for as quickly as she smote us.. she bent 
down.. and with one ambrosial touch of those 
divine lips.. awakened us..




with a kiss... 

-pocket