This is one long ass conversation, but it's SOOOO GOOD, 
I had to post all of it!!!  (Just some free flowing thoughts
covering everything from crop circles, to getting Spiffy arrested,
to ants, aliens, souls, orgasms, and the meaning of life...)

pocket(22:53 PM) : 
Do you think "Signs" will be any good?
RectalFetus(22:53 PM) : 
ill probably go see it
pocket(22:53 PM) : 
I want to see some real crop circles
RectalFetus(22:54 PM) : 
i heard theyre al lhoaxes
pocket(22:54 PM) : 
actually, I want to make a crop circle and see if I can fool people!
pocket(22:54 PM) : 
I don't think they're all hoaxes..
pocket(22:54 PM) : 
maybe, but I'm open to it
RectalFetus(22:54 PM) : 
yeah, i dont really know either
RectalFetus(22:55 PM) : 
cause you think it would be too tough for human to do..but then why 
would aliens do that?
pocket(22:55 PM) : 
to communicate
RectalFetus(22:55 PM) : 
well they suck at communicating then
RectalFetus(22:56 PM) : 
they should spell out messages in cow rectums
pocket(22:56 PM) : 
hahaha.. well, if they're a different species, how do you communicate? 
 I think they're drawing like scientific type elemental stuff 
pocket(22:56 PM) : 
the cow rectums thing is just spooky
RectalFetus(22:56 PM) : 
well they study us, its not that hard
pocket(22:57 PM) : 
maybe they're not geniuses!
pocket(22:57 PM) : 
ok, I just want them to be real..
RectalFetus(22:57 PM) : 
yeah
RectalFetus(22:57 PM) : 
like one thing...
RectalFetus(22:57 PM) : 
in alien movies...
RectalFetus(22:57 PM) : 
some of them, likke horror ones
RectalFetus(22:58 PM) : 
these aliens can fly though space and stuff, but they are all like retarded 
monsters who dont know anything but how to eat humans
RectalFetus(22:58 PM) : 
it woudl be like jaws flying a ufo
pocket(22:59 PM) : 
yeah, but see.. the greys lack emotions!  so there's something wrong 
with them.. they're not "human" like us.. with feelings so they behave like 
I don't know.. insects or something completely instinctual
pocket(22:59 PM) : 
maybe we're special cuz we have emotions and other species don't
RectalFetus(22:59 PM) : 
yeah
RectalFetus(22:59 PM) : 
like if you can imagine super intelligent ants, they would be perfect
pocket(23:00 PM) : 
yeah, and they'd be killers
RectalFetus(23:00 PM) : 
but like not killers
pocket(23:00 PM) : 
yeah they would
RectalFetus(23:00 PM) : 
like they use thier skills to be fruitful and stuff
pocket(23:00 PM) : 
they'd kill off any ants not like them, though
pocket(23:00 PM) : 
don't they?
pocket(23:00 PM) : 
i don't know
RectalFetus(23:00 PM) : 
well i mean like ants like dont feel
RectalFetus(23:01 PM) : 
not like mindless killing
pocket(23:01 PM) : 
I should collect up two species of ants and line them up against each other
pocket(23:01 PM) : 
yeah
RectalFetus(23:01 PM) : 
just dotn think aobu tstuff that doesnt  matter like pain and feelings
RectalFetus(23:01 PM) : 
i tried, they dont fight
pocket(23:01 PM) : 
:(
pocket(23:01 PM) : 
that would have been cool
pocket(23:02 PM) : 
I always feel bad when I knock over an anthill
pocket(23:02 PM) : 
cuz they worked so hard on it
pocket(23:02 PM) : 
then I say, "oh well, give them something to do"
RectalFetus(23:03 PM) : 
yeah, or i think like is that one ant just running aorund lost, or is he the 
scout or something
RectalFetus(23:03 PM) : 
or, when i stomp a hill, do the ants get trapped?
pocket(23:03 PM) : 
nah, I bet they push their way out
pocket(23:03 PM) : 
but it's like major panic
pocket(23:03 PM) : 
they're spazzes
RectalFetus(23:05 PM) : 
yeah
RectalFetus(23:05 PM) : 
hey..
pocket(23:05 PM) : 
what?
RectalFetus(23:05 PM) : 
you think maybe like you know how theres one queen ant and she has 
all the babys, and the others are infertile..that maybe aliens are infertile 
too? thats why theyr naked
RectalFetus(23:05 PM) : 
cause they ahve no genitles to cover up
RectalFetus(23:06 PM) : 
no nipples to feed young
pocket(23:06 PM) : 
whoa.. maybe
pocket(23:07 PM) : 
or maybe they just regulate everything.. including population and clone 
offspring in jars and after generations of cloning, they've lost the ability 
to reproduce and become androgenous and lost emotions too.. cuz of 
cloning.. no souls
pocket(23:08 PM) : 
but the queen thing probably makes more sense biologically
RectalFetus(23:09 PM) : 
yeah, i dont think cloning=no souls
RectalFetus(23:09 PM) : 
cause we have clones
pocket(23:09 PM) : 
really?  yeah, but are they okay?
pocket(23:09 PM) : 
how do you know if it's just a sheep?
RectalFetus(23:09 PM) : 
well sheep
pocket(23:09 PM) : 
it could still be alive, just.. wierd
pocket(23:09 PM) : 
but is it loving?
RectalFetus(23:10 PM) : 
not like all retarded
RectalFetus(23:10 PM) : 
as loving as any othe rsheep
pocket(23:10 PM) : 
they should clone a dog to see
pocket(23:10 PM) : 
or a chimp
pocket(23:11 PM) : 
see.. I have this theory..
pocket(23:12 PM) : 
that at the moment of orgasm, that's when you sort of "supercharge" 
the sperm/egg w/life.. or atleast make it accessable for a soul...
pocket(23:12 PM) : 
cuz I was trying to figure out what was the purpose of an orgasm, other 
than just.. fun
pocket(23:13 PM) : 
like.. there must be a purpose, everything else has a purpose
RectalFetus(23:13 PM) : 
i think purpose for orgasm is so people want to have sex
RectalFetus(23:13 PM) : 
like if sex was just for procration, no good feelings,  we wouldnt be here
RectalFetus(23:13 PM) : 
like a reward for a good thing
pocket(23:14 PM) : 
you're probably right
pocket(23:14 PM) : 
haha.. a reward for a good thing
RectalFetus(23:14 PM) : 
why fire burns, and (most) poisons taste bad
pocket(23:14 PM) : 
you're so smart
RectalFetus(23:15 PM) : 
well ive thought about it before too
RectalFetus(23:15 PM) : 
i dont know about souls and stuff like that though, thats tricky
pocket(23:16 PM) : 
yeah, but there's something that makes us special to where we think 
about that kind of stuff
pocket(23:18 PM) : 
I think that we're spiritual creatures having a physical experience
pocket(23:18 PM) : 
that's a quote by.. someone
RectalFetus(23:18 PM) : 
it sounds good
pocket(23:18 PM) : 
Carl Sagan, I think
RectalFetus(23:19 PM) : 
yeah, i used to think about that a lot, but i think ive basically give up, and 
accepted the theory that we just exist
RectalFetus(23:19 PM) : 
cause no matter how many theorys i make up, you never know
RectalFetus(23:20 PM) : 
peopel say you can do acid and stuff and see things
pocket(23:20 PM) : 
no way.. I'll never believe that.  I think the fact that we have the ability to 
even wonder about it is proof that we're more than physical
RectalFetus(23:20 PM) : 
but my theory about tha tis that it just warps them into believing that what 
they saw was the truth
pocket(23:22 PM) : 
yeah, well.. I think that the stuff the Indians used to take.. the natural 
stuff.. that you can probably learn stuff fr/some of it.. sort of.. I don't know.. 
open your mind to things
RectalFetus(23:22 PM) : 
paeote(sp)
pocket(23:22 PM) : 
yeah
pocket(23:22 PM) : 
I want to try some paeote some time
pocket(23:22 PM) : 
Is that legal?
RectalFetus(23:23 PM) : 
yeah, it opens your mind, but i dont think you see anything that your mind 
doesnt create
RectalFetus(23:23 PM) : 
doubt it
pocket(23:23 PM) : 
but it's just too mean to make us wonder about what happens after death for 
there to just be nothing
pocket(23:23 PM) : 
that's too cruel of a joke
RectalFetus(23:24 PM) : 
like if you see something , then become sober..you think wow i just saw 
the truth ect ect..and youll really think youre on some higher level....but 
then my friend took some stuff, got in his white for bronco, and though 
he was climbing in a giant mouse, said he looked out the mirrors and 
saw tail..but it wasnt really a mouse
pocket(23:25 PM) : 
maybe it depends on the drug and your state of mind when you take it.. 
like how the Indians used to go into those teepees w/all the steam and 
meditate
pocket(23:25 PM) : 
I don't know
pocket(23:26 PM) : 
why can't we prove stuff?
pocket(23:26 PM) : 
We can't prove anything
pocket(23:26 PM) : 
that sucks
RectalFetus(23:26 PM) : 
i dont know
RectalFetus(23:26 PM) : 
yeah
pocket(23:26 PM) : 
We should be smarter
RectalFetus(23:26 PM) : 
;youd think
pocket(23:26 PM) : 
It pisses me off that we can't use all our brain
RectalFetus(23:27 PM) : 
yeah
RectalFetus(23:31 PM) : 
so then where do souls come from?
pocket(23:32 PM) : 
I have no clue.. I think we're all recurring souls.. sort of like past lives 
and reincarnation, but not that cheeky.. it's about the soul learning and 
evolving during each lifetime.. it's all about the soul
RectalFetus(23:32 PM) : 
one thing i never really understood was how people would refuse to believe 
in big bang or whatever, yet woudl belive rather than a natrual 
occurence..that some magic all powerful spirit wished us into being
pocket(23:32 PM) : 
in 6 days even!
RectalFetus(23:33 PM) : 
so at one time, there were x million, now theres xxx million..so where 
do other souls come from
RectalFetus(23:33 PM) : 
yeah, soem people really need to sit and think for a few 
pocket(23:35 PM) : 
Dude.. I went to this one message board for a while, and we were 
debating theology.. and this one guy went encyclopedia on me 
arguing that everything happened in 6 days!  and there was no arguing 
w/him.. religious fanatic.. so I gave up.
RectalFetus(23:35 PM) : 
yeah, thats happened to me more than a few times
RectalFetus(23:35 PM) : 
BU TITS IN TEH BIBLBE!!!!
RectalFetus(23:36 PM) : 
..but think about it..
ITS IN THE BIBLE!!!
RectalFetus(23:36 PM) : 
ok guy
RectalFetus(23:36 PM) : 
and whats teh deal with the pope?
pocket(23:36 PM) : 
yeah, and I could even quote texts way older than the Bible that the 
Bible borrowed from.. and they don't listen
pocket(23:36 PM) : 
I dont' know.. he's old.. haha
pocket(23:37 PM) : 
Do the Catholics have their own system of government and laws?  
cuz wtf?
RectalFetus(23:37 PM) : 
i dont kow...
RectalFetus(23:37 PM) : 
its like, how can you see the pope, all retarded and gimp, and him 
being the highest authority and closest to god, and still belive 
anyhthing?
RectalFetus(23:38 PM) : 
thats what you get for devoting your life?
pocket(23:38 PM) : 
I don't believe in religion
pocket(23:38 PM) : 
I think there's a difference between being spiritual and being religious
pocket(23:39 PM) : 
religious to me is blind faith.. I don't believe in blind faith
RectalFetus(23:39 PM) : 
if i had to choose a "way of life" after lookign at all this crap....id 
become a ninja..they have more honor and valor than any religion, 
plus they kick ass
pocket(23:39 PM) : 
what's their beliefs?
RectalFetus(23:39 PM) : 
yeah, i dont see how anyone who can think a though can be so 
devoteed so anyting like that
pocket(23:40 PM) : 
monks are badass, too!
RectalFetus(23:40 PM) : 
you know, like being honorable and stuff
pocket(23:40 PM) : 
the kind that can nearly levitate and stuff
pocket(23:40 PM) : 
honor is good
RectalFetus(23:40 PM) : 
yeah
RectalFetus(23:40 PM) : 
no one has honor anymore
pocket(23:41 PM) : 
you're right
pocket(23:41 PM) : 
or compassion
pocket(23:41 PM) : 
these things are getting weeded out in our "evolution"
pocket(23:41 PM) : 
so we're fucking up somewhere along the line
RectalFetus(23:41 PM) : 
we arent even evolving anymore
RectalFetus(23:41 PM) : 
evolution has stopped
RectalFetus(23:42 PM) : 
i was, as  amatter of fact, thinking about that today
pocket(23:42 PM) : 
how has it stopped?
RectalFetus(23:42 PM) : 
we are promoting too many bad qualities
pocket(23:43 PM) : 
I know  :(
pocket(23:43 PM) : 
We suck
pocket(23:43 PM) : 
We're dooming ourselves.
RectalFetus(23:43 PM) : 
we do
RectalFetus(23:43 PM) : 
thats evolution
RectalFetus(23:43 PM) : 
so i guess...
RectalFetus(23:43 PM) : 
i dont know
RectalFetus(23:43 PM) : 
though i had a though there, but i lost it
pocket(23:44 PM) : 
remember!
RectalFetus(23:44 PM) : 
hmmmm
RectalFetus(23:45 PM) : 
well
pocket(23:46 PM) : 
want to make crop circles with me?
pocket(23:46 PM) : 
we'll see if we can get on the news
RectalFetus(23:46 PM) : 
lol
RectalFetus(23:46 PM) : 
i don tknow, its kind of hot out
RectalFetus(23:47 PM) : 
and we only have orange groves here
pocket(23:47 PM) : 
WE CAN MAKE SIMILAR CROP CIRCLES SIMULTANEOUSLY 
IN FLORIDA AND MISSOURI!
pocket(23:47 PM) : 
damn
pocket(23:47 PM) : 
you'll have to do the nazca lines thing
pocket(23:47 PM) : 
move rocks around
RectalFetus(23:47 PM) : 
lol
RectalFetus(23:48 PM) : 
and we can hav ethem point to spiffys house, so theyll follow them, 
and thin kspiffy is an alien, then they will disect him
RectalFetus(23:48 PM) : 
and i will laugh and laugh
pocket(23:48 PM) : 
YES!
pocket(23:48 PM) : 
or they'll think Spiffy did it and arrest him!
RectalFetus(23:48 PM) : 
hhhaha
RectalFetus(23:54 PM) : 
one thing though..these johnathan edwards(thinkthtas his name) that 
guy that talks to dead people...i wonder how that works into it
pocket(23:55 PM) : 
maybe those souls are waiting to be reborn
RectalFetus(23:55 PM) : 
like if he is in fact talking to the dead, and the dead see us, do they 
watch us get naked and stuff? and what about when a baby dies? or 
if you are abandond, and dont know anyone, are you just alone up there?
RectalFetus(23:56 PM) : 
but if souls are reborn, they have to had started somewhere
pocket(23:56 PM) : 
yeah, I don't know where
RectalFetus(23:56 PM) : 
if they are just "reborn" there cant be teh same number now as 
3000 yeas ago
RectalFetus(23:56 PM) : 
are they created or destoyed?
RectalFetus(23:57 PM) : 
are they just waiting in line in the afterlife?
RectalFetus(23:57 PM) : 
too many questions
pocket(23:57 PM) : 
I don't know.. but here's what I think about the "heaven" place.. 
or atleast, the place where souls go
pocket(23:58 PM) : 
I think that it's very organized.. that certain souls have certain jobs and 
responsibilities.. and all they are is souls.. they never become human 
again.. they sort of show everyone around when they die and give them 
the heads up
pocket(23:59 PM) : 
and I think we have little jobs to do and stuff while we're waiting around 
to be reborn
pocket(23:59 PM) : 
but I don't know about the number of souls thing.. I've wondered about 
that myself.
RectalFetus(23:59 PM) : 
well, if i gotta work after i die..fuck that
pocket(23:59 PM) : 
hahaha
pocket(00:00 AM) : 
the journey itself is the greatest experience.. life, living, learning and 
growing.. sadly we lose track of that when we're doing it
pocket(00:01 AM) : 
anyway, that's what I think
RectalFetus(00:01 AM) : 
yeah
pocket(00:01 AM) : 
I want to be the godlike person on top who knows what's goin on
pocket(00:01 AM) : 
how do we get to be that person?
RectalFetus(00:01 AM) : 
i dont know
RectalFetus(00:02 AM) : 
so howcome you cant remember previous stuff?
RectalFetus(00:02 AM) : 
and whats the purpose?
pocket(00:03 AM) : 
I think we do remember it, but subconsciously.. I think there are different 
parts to the soul.. the very deep hidden subconscious one that knows 
everything.. and the more stupid one on the surface that we've been 
given this lifetime.
pocket(00:03 AM) : 
that will be incorporated into the larger, hidden subconscious one the 
next go around
RectalFetus(00:03 AM) : 
i c
pocket(00:05 AM) : 
I'm so sleepy
RectalFetus(00:05 AM) : 
im not, and i was planning ot goign ot sleep early
RectalFetus(00:08 AM) : 
what woudl be the purpose of having an experienced soul liek that?
pocket(00:08 AM) : 
that's the one that counts.. the whole purpose of life is to evolve.. until 
we're complete souls.. then I don't know
pocket(00:08 AM) : 
the journey's over
pocket(00:08 AM) : 
maybe we start all over again in an endless cycle
RectalFetus(00:08 AM) : 
i don think that one day, we jsut started going to a place, and lining 
up and getting reincarnated...there has to be a purpose
pocket(00:09 AM) : 
I think life is the purpose.. that life is just this amazing beautiful thing 
pulling all the strings
RectalFetus(00:10 AM) : 
the end has to some how have a product that helps the beginning
RectalFetus(00:10 AM) : 
like the circle of life
RectalFetus(00:10 AM) : 
even though its a gay lion king thing, its soemthing i try to apply to 
everything to help me understand
pocket(00:11 AM) : 
okay, maybe.. if you think of all of it.. the big ball of life, itself.. evolving, 
through all of our individual evolutions.. 
pocket(00:11 AM) : 
that we're just a piece of life and helping it evolve..
pocket(00:11 AM) : 
then that's as far as my brain goes
pocket(00:11 AM) : 
I don't know where it goes from there
RectalFetus(00:12 AM) : 
maybe we all go to the collective consiousness..and from there we go 
on to create life
pocket(00:13 AM) : 
ooh.. like in other parts of the universe?  to spread it!  yeah!
RectalFetus(00:14 AM) : 
yeah, like how when we die, we go into the soil, then our body 
becomes plants, then we eat plants..our soul be comes food for something 
then we use that something for something else
pocket(00:14 AM) : 
whoa
RectalFetus(00:14 AM) : 
but what...
pocket(00:15 AM) : 
what what?
RectalFetus(00:15 AM) : 
what are the somethings
pocket(00:16 AM) : 
Life!  It's all one big entity
RectalFetus(00:16 AM) : 
thats the reasons i have trouble believing..i dont see how it works out..
things dotn just happen
pocket(00:16 AM) : 
there's an order to everything
RectalFetus(00:16 AM) : 
right..ii dont see the order..so i dont see anything
pocket(00:17 AM) : 
you see more than you know
pocket(00:17 AM) : 
it's just a lot to grasp, I think
RectalFetus(00:17 AM) : 
or maybe we are like virii
pocket(00:17 AM) : 
what's that?
RectalFetus(00:17 AM) : 
virus
RectalFetus(00:17 AM) : 
es
pocket(00:18 AM) : 
noooo!  :(
RectalFetus(00:18 AM) : 
like agent smith says, but not in the same way
RectalFetus(00:18 AM) : 
damn, jus tlost that train of thought
pocket(00:18 AM) : 
maybe we are.. but if we are, I think we're an important one.. 
like an important accident.. and we matter, and have made a difference
pocket(00:19 AM) : 
we've changed everything and brought it to an altogether larger state 
of consciousness
RectalFetus(00:19 AM) : 
like a virus how it eats and eats till it destroys everyhing..but we are a 
virus on somethign that is infinite, so there is no reasoning 
pocket(00:20 AM) : 
okay.. I think there is a divine plan to all of it.. including us, even if 
we're a virus.. and I think the thing that thinks and makes that divine 
plan is the collective subconscious of the big ball of life.. that that's God, 
or the "creator" if you will.. 
RectalFetus(00:26 AM) : 
i dont know, then that means we were just a plan
RectalFetus(00:26 AM) : 
so we exist, because we planned ourselves into existance
pocket(00:27 AM) : 
yep
pocket(00:27 AM) : 
I have to go to sleep now
RectalFetus(00:28 AM) : 
well that seems the onlyu possiblity
RectalFetus(00:28 AM) : 
but i cant wrap my mind around it
pocket(00:28 AM) : 
that's it!  We've solved it, though!
RectalFetus(00:28 AM) : 
alright, yeah, enough thinking for tonight, g night
pocket(00:28 AM) : 
night Fetus