Burdened with a few extra pounds and a desire to compete for girls as summer rolls around, those with lesser Whipped Status, went so far as to join gyms to motivate themselves. One particular gym, the name of which will not be disclosed, is known for roving brat-packs of high schoolers, in particular of the female kind. An nWo player was recently rumored to have joined though it has yet to be confirmed. "I just hope he joined for the right reason," says Hollywood, "I would hate to have him trip and break something on the treadmill just to get a good look at some tail."
On a more serious note, "Uncle Al" Sorochen underwent shoulder surgery in the off season. After months of intense physical therapy Uncle Al feels confident he will be a contributor to the team. "I may not be the best player on the team but I am consistent...I can still go opposite field."
A majority of the nWo players utilized the off season to rest up and rid themselves of nagging little injuries, so don't worry softball fans, the guys are in shape and ready to take on anyone who stands in their way. As manager Hollywood Sorochen says, "we are the game."
