Disclaimer: I don't own Jeff, Nash, Raven or Kane. Also, I don't own McDonalds, or the Bronx Zoo, and the Subway system belongs to the MTA. Out of character sillines... One ( Not So) Fine Day Once again, I was minding my own business when my muses decided to show up. And since they already dug around in my room, I decided to take them on a field trip. Rusty: :: Is lying on her bed reading ' The Pit and the Pendulum' by Poe for math class:: Man this dude ruled... Jeff: :: Pops in:: Hey, Rusty. Rusty: :: licks her lips, and puts the book down:: Hi, Jeffy. :: smiles seductively:: Are you being a good little muse? Jeff: I always am. O :) :: comes closer:: I missed you. :: Closer by Nine Inch Nails starts to play in the background. Not romantic, I know, but it sets a kinky mood:: Rusty: I missed you, too. I'm glad you came. Jeff: Me too. :: comes over to the bed, and gets on his hands and knees above Rusty. He gazes down at the girl. She puts her arms around his neck. Slowly, he leans down to kiss her-:: :: POOF!:: :: Music slows to a stop:: Nash: Hey! :: pulls Jeff off of Rusty:: See! Raven, if you hadn't taken so long to get ready this wouldn't have happened! I told you guys not to let Jeff go by himself! I told you so! Kane: Yeah, Raven! He'll try to make her pick favorites! Rusty: :: Muttering:: You guys have sucky timing... MUSI!!!!!!!!!!! :: hugs them all:: I'm so happy to see you! Jeff: I was so close... Rusty: :: whispers to him:: Midnight, dear. :: sits on Nash's lap:: What's new, boys? Nash: We're boooooooooored. Rusty: And you came to me... Because I'm interesting, right? Jeff: Actually, we wanted to borrow that Anne Rice porno book. Rusty: -_-;. Oh... Raven: :: points to the Poe book on the bed:: That book is better. Kane: :: beams:: I came to see you because you're interesting. Nash: Kiss ass... Rusty: Language, Kevvy. :: looks out the window:: Guys... It's such a nice day out. Let's go somewhere, all right? Jeff: McDONALDS! Raven: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Jeff: :: starts to cry:: Rusty: Awwww! Poor Jeffy! :: gets off Nash's lap to give him a hug. While she does this, Jeff sticks his tongue out at the rest of the muses.:: Nash: I'M TELLING! Rusty! He stuck his tongue out at me! Rusty: ... This is going to be a long day. :: LATER:: Jeff: So where are we going? Rusty: For the seventeenth time, the Bronx Zoo. Kane: Are we there yet? Jeff: What's the train called? Rusty: Also for the seventeenth time, the Subway. It's the N train. In New York, the subways are letters and numbers. Jeff: Is there a circle train? Rusty: That's a shape. Kane: Are we there yet? Jeff: A star? Rusty: That's a shape, too. Anyway, the trains that run on this line are the R, N, W, and Q. Nash: HAHAHAHAHA! If you take away the R, and take the tail off the Q, she lives on the nWo line! She moved here just so she can take it! Kane: Are we there yet? Jeff: Where are we going? :: The train goes in to the tunnel:: :: Screams:: Raven: ( Jeff has jumped on to his lap) Grow up, will you? Jeff: :: Whimpers:: Rusty: Raven, be nice. Make him feel better. You know how. Raven: :: Glares at her:: Fine... :: Kisses Jeff:: Rusty: It's good to be me. :: In the Bronx:: Kane: Are we- Rusty: Yes! We're there. Jeff: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I wanna see Pikachus! Kane: I wanna see Unicorns! Nash: I wanna see fuzzy bunnies! Raven: Me too! :: Realizes what he's said. :: Um, I mean... I wanna see the... Scary... Animals... Stop looking at me like that! Kane: Oooooh! Reptile house! :: They all go in:: Jeff: This is just like in Harry Potter! Nash: I love that movie! I saw it five times! Rusty: Lord of the Rings was better! Raven: Don't think we don't know... You have a thing for Lego-box or something. Rusty: It's LegoLAS! Raven: Whatever... Anyway, you like him better. Rusty: AWWWW! I do not! My wrestling musi are my favorite! Kane: It's too dark in here! I'm scared! :: Outside:: Jeff: I wanna go on that! :: points to the sky, where the cable cars go back and forth over the zoo:: Nash: It's too high! Raven: :: mutters:: You're high. Rusty: That's it! :: pulls Raven aside. All the other muses snicker and giggle, and point at him. Jeff looks the happiest:: Raven, baby, what's the matter? I mean, you're never really in all that good of a mood, but it's even worse today! Raven: I'm just having a bad day. It's Saturday. Hamtaro isn't on on Saturdays... Rusty: :: hugs him:: Raven: :: sniffles:: Thanks. Rusty: :: points to something, and yells at the muses:: Look! Barney! :: when the muses all look, excitedly, Rusty drags Raven in to a scorching kiss.:: Better? Raven: :: panting:: Yes. :: On the line for Skyfari. Rusty has promised to hold Nash's hand the whole time:: Rusty: It's quiet... A bit too quiet... :: Turns around. All the muses are standing still, their cheeks puffed up, not doing anything.:: o_O. What are you doing. Nash: MMF. :: points to his mouth:: Rusty: Okay............ :: A minute later, she turns around:: They're starting to turn blue:: OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP! OR NO MORE FICS! :: All the muses let there breath out:: Jeff: We were trying to see who would faint first, due to lack of breath. :: wobbles around:: I don't feel too good... :: faints:: Rusty: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Raven: Yes! We all win! Jeff: :: opens his eyes:: Ha ha! I was playing possum! Rusty: Bad muse! No! Jeff: Me sorry. :: hugs her:: Rusty: Note to self... Invest in a therapist. A good one. :: On the SkyFari:: Kane: :: Makes the car swing back and forth:: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Nash: :: Turns green:: Jeff: He's gonna barf! Cool! I wonder what color it will be! Raven: :: Staring out the window at some birds flying by:: I wish I could fly... Rusty? Make me a real raven like I was in Let My Heart Be Still A Moment And This Mystery Explore... Rusty: Raven, not today, love. Kane, stop swinging the car. Jeffy, that's gross. Nash, I love you, but if you vomit on me, I'll put you in a slash fic with Taker. Nash: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Rusty: And Paul Heyman. Kane: Blech! I think I'M going to be sick! Raven: Geez, no one deserves THAT. Jeff: Hey! Do you think I can Swanton off of this thing? Raven: Try it. Jeff: Okay!!!!!!! Rusty: No!!!! :: clings desperately to Jeff:: :: At McDonalds later:: Guy at counter: Can I help you? Jeff: I want a happy meal with extra happy! Nash: Me too! Kane: Me five! Raven: Does it have to be happy? :: Sitting at a table:: Jeff: Damn it! I got a Hot Wheels! I wanted Barbie! Raven: Damn it! I got a Barbie! I wanted Hot Wheels! Jeff: Let's trade. Raven: You're finally good for something. Rusty: Ahem... :: gives him the evil eye:: Kane: She gets mad every time he says something mean to Jeff. I can't believe in the short time he was without us, he made him her favorite! :: eyes tear up:: Rusty: I don't have a favorite! You boys know that. :: looks over at Nash:: Kev, honey? Where did your food go? Nash: :: smiles proudly:: I ate it all. Rusty: O_O'... In a minute? Nash: Yup! :: burps:: Jeff: I can do a louder one! :: Burps louder:: Nash: I can do one better than that! :: Burps even louder:: Rusty: Paul Heyman... :: Nash and Jeff stop immediately:: Nash: Ewwww. Look what Kane's doing! Kane: :: is eating french fries dipped in chocolate milkshake:: MMMM. Rusty: Oh, you've never done that before? :: eats one:: Kane: See? I'm not gross. :: sticks his tongue out:: Rusty: Can we go yet? :: Back at Rusty's house:: Rusty: So. Did we have a good time? Nash, Jeff and Kane: Yes! Raven: Hmph... Rusty: Aw... :: lends him The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty:: Raven: :: actually smiles:: Thank you, Rusty. Rusty: Anything for my musi. Now it's time to go. Rusty still has to read for math class. Bye bye! :: winks at Jeff:: Muses: Bye Rusty! We love you! Rusty: I know... *~* Author's note: This wasn't as good as my first musi story... What did you think?