Disclaimer: No one here belongs to me. Except for Rusty. I wish I owned Nashy, Jeff, Raven and Kane. Oh, and no one here is in character. Except maybe Raven. ^_^. OH- THIS IS MY REAL ROOM. EVERYTHING MENTIONED IS REAL... It started out as a normal day. I was sitting at my computer, working on 'Forbidden', when THEY showed up. The muses. Well, my main four anyway. Nash: Ooooooooooooooooooooh. O_O. Rusty's room. Raven: ... The walls are baby blue... Rusty: -_-'. Yeah... I intend to work on that. I'm planning on painting it red. Kane: Yay! Then you'll have the Big Red Room! Jeff: :: sniffle:: Why not purple and green? Nash: No! Why not black and white? Or better yet, black and red? WOLFPAC! Raven: :: mutters:: Someone is living in the past... :: Comes over to the desk::... Why do you have a Pikachu mousepad? Rusty: o_o... Um... I- Jeff: Look! Look! She has posters of MEEEEEE up, and none of youuuu! :: All the other muses start to cry:: Kane: You don't love me!!! I like Gwendolyn better! Rusty: I know. She loves you more. Nash: :: hugs Rusty:: Well I love her! She's one of the only authors that doesn't make me look like an asshole... Except in 'Thank You'. Kane: I was the good guy in that! Raven: :: holds up 'The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe':: The girl has taste. Rusty: Thank you Raven, my dear. Jeff: Ooooooooh! Look at all the makeup. :: Puts a bunch on::... How do I look? Everyone else: -_-'. Rusty: Lovely. Jeff: :: beams:: Nash: :: Looks through Rusty's CD collection:: Led Zeppelin... Led Zeppelin... Led Zeppelin... Led Zeppelin... Led Zeppelin... Led Zeppelin... Raven: O_O... Look at all the books... Jeff: HEY! I bet I'm on her desktop, too! :: closes the document Rusty was working on ( without saving it):: Aw, man! It's just a bunch of wolves. Nash: Wolves... A pack of them. Heh heh heh... Kane: :: Looks through Rusty's clothes:: Hey... We dress kind of alike. :: holds up several red and black garments:: Jeff: She dresses like me, too! :: holds up a mesh top:: Nash: And me! :: has found her nWo shirt:: Raven: Hmm... :: finds her most punky, gothic outfit:: : P. Jeff: Your bedsheets are zebra print! They match your cell phone! And your shirt, and your bra, and your thong, and... :: goes on:: Nash: :: excitedly:: Where did you find her bras? Rusty: HEY! :: calls in Vegeta:: Veggie-chan, dear? Be a doll and be intimidating? :: Veggie-chan goes SSJ4:: (1) :: My musi cower in fear of the great Saiyan Prince:: Rusty: Thanks, hon. :: Vegeta winks, blows her a kiss, and goes off:: Raven: :: recovers first:: Awww. Rusty sleeps with a Teddy Bear. Rusty: ... It's Tigger... Jeff: Yeah, Tigger's cool. Kane: What the heck is this? :: picks up a blue thingamabob:: Nash: It's Stitch! I love that movie! :: hugs Stitch:: Raven: :: goes through her hardrive:: Hey! No porno! Rusty: -_-'... Kane: Beanie Babies! I remember those? Aww. They're so cute! Why do you still have them? Rusty: I'm too lazy to put them somewhere else. Nash: Ha ha! Look! Rusty has figures of Jeff and I, and not you guys! :: Kane and Raven cry:: Rusty: :: hugging Raven and Kane:: Nashy, be nice. Jeff: Yeah! Rusty: Jeffy, don't be an instigator. Jeff: I'm not being an alligator! Raven: Idiot... Kane: :: sees Roarin' Snorin' Norbert from Harry Potter:: Ooooooh! :: turns it on and watches it:: Ha ha! It burps! Nash: :: Sees Rusty's phone:: Can I make a call? Rusty: ... To who? Nash: :: giggling:: No one... :: dials a number:: Hello, Scotty? Is your refrigerator running? ... Then why don't you catch it? :: hangs up, and proceeds to laugh maniacally:: Raven: I FOUND PORNO! :: Holds up ' The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty' by A.N. Roquelaure (2) Rusty: :: Snatches it away:: It's... Mild Erotica... Jeff: Well, of course she's GOT porno, look at what she writes! Nash: I got to do Lita! :: smiles proudly:: Raven: I got to do this chick... Kane: How come I don't have a sex scene? Rusty: There was going to be one in ' Thank You'. But ff.net said no more NC-17. Jeff: Hey, I don't have one either... Nash: I told you I was the favorite... Sex scenes, the most stories... She has my figurine, an nWo shirt, the Back in Black DVD, video clips- Rusty: That's enough, Kevvy. Jeff: Look! She has MY 7-11 Slurpee cup. Rusty: Funny story about that cup... We were at my grandma's house. She keeps it really clean, and just about everything is white. I took a walk down the street to get a Slurpee, mostly for the cup. I drank half of it, then tried to pour it in to a new cup for my brother, but it all fell out on to the clean floor and- Raven: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Rusty: Pokes him. Raven: :: still sleeping:: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Never more... Bababababa googshnadad-ga... Rusty: :: BLASTS SOME ROB ZOMBIE:: :: They all wake up:: Nash: I didn't do it! :: Rusty's phone rings:: Rusty: Hello?... Hi, Scotty... Yes, I know... He doesn't behave... I will... Bye. I love you, too. Be good. :: looks at Nash:: Scott says if you ever prank call him again, no more sex. Nash: What about with you? Rusty: -_-. I think it's time the musi went home. Muses: Awwwwww. Rusty: Bye bye, my lovies. And next time, call! The End (1) Vegeta is DA MAN! (2) a.k.a. That Bitch Who Thinks She Made Up Lestat and Louis When We All Know That They Are Real... And won't let us write fanfics.