Zero Tolerance 15-12-99

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Zero Tolerance is now in the books and what a card it was! The action-packed night started off with "Sticky Sweet" Sky Suicide being underhandedly stripped of his Planet Wrestling career by means of interference, when Esquire won thier match by disqualification when TSK's Dave Carson assaulted Esquire and used their mutual finishing: The super brainbuster. Due to the match stipulation, Sky will be forced to leave the PW because of the loss. TSK's brutality did not stop there however: With the Dome match postponed due to rain, the next match had New Generation X's AngelKillers trying to regain tag team gold against TSK's team of "Hellraiser" and "Livewire" in a scaffold match. But before things got underway, Carson struck again, burning the face of NX's Zack Logan with a fireball. With their NX leader injured, the AngelKillers were enraged and determined to win the titles and send their opponents to the tables in the ring 15 feet below. It was a brutal, hard-fought match with great teamwork on both sides of the fence, but in the end a little luck and some underhanded tactics by the TSK team saw them edge out the AngelKillers to keep the belts. The next match was to be the Trans-World Title defense by Zack Logan against Lawrence Watts, but it was suspected that the match would not take place due to the serious burns suffered by "The Blue Thunder" at the hands of Dave Carson. Zack surprised the world though, when he made his way to the ring to defend his title. He'd come to fight, but despite Zack's guts to even show up, and a back-and-forth battle for the ages between he and Watts, Watts took advantage of an injured "Blue Thunder" and was able to win via submission to become the new Trans-World Champion. But it was perhaps the NX crew who had the last laugh, as the house lights shut down momentarily, allowing an attack by Zack's brother, Zed "Black Thunder" Logan, on Watts, spray-painting him with the words "TSK SUCKS!". But the night was far from over: The weather had cleared up, and the six-man Extreme Championship match was set to take place. Participants were air-lifted to the roof to begin, when it was revealed that the match's surprise special guest referee was to be former Extreme Champion, Blizzard. The match was one of the most brutal ever seen, as Brian Collins, Matt Michaels, the Flying Muskrat, Kevin Hall, the Dehumanizer and the Canadian Crippler gave it their all for the vacant Extreme Championship. But things went from brutal to downright insane when Blizzard upped the ante by climbing back up to a chopper to toss down two weapons-filled trashcans. All competitors took their share of damage, but eventually, it was "The Iceberg" that surfaced to be the sole man left standing on the top of the Planet Dome. But before he could much bask in the glory, he was confronted by his nemesis masked man, who unmasked himself to reveal that he was none other than former E-WCW star and a former teammate: the vicious Demonknight, who has now under PW contract. With the night's main event right around the corner, we witnessed Absolute Zero's firing of his bodyguard, Snowblind, as well as his, until then, mystery bodyguard: the Canadian Crippler. The match was set to start and the surprises kept coming: Herald made his way to the ring and was confronted by the man in black bandages, who had been previously thought to have been Herald himself. Hayes arrived at the ring alone as he'd said, followed by Absolute Zero's stunning entrance with the Smoking Bombshells in his corner, wearing Absolute Zero masks. The match started fast and furious, with each man taking and giving 100%. Finally, it would be Absolute Zero that would claim the PW World Heavyweight Championship through the crafty use of a set of brass knuckles... Or so everyone thought. The Co-Presidents arrived on the scene and announced that because of the cheat, that the match was to continue. Infuriated, Zero attacked Brian Gibbs, seriously injuring one half of the PW Co-Presidency. But before Zero could entirely finish the job, he was laid to waste by a surprise attack from a fuming Canadian Crippler. Surprisingly, Absolute Zero's "new help", the Smoking Bombshells, were of no help at all in this instance, nor were they later, after the match had been restarted, when Absolute Zero was attacked on the outside by the man wearing black bandages- who revealed himself to be former TW Champ, and Herald's charge, Rage. With Zero battered and virtually out of the picture, it was down to a battle between Smokin John Hayes and Herald.
The match ended with Hayes coming out the victor and crowned the PW's new World Heavyweight Champion, but not without the huge help from a steel chair and turn-coat Bombshells at his side. The new champ was met with a chorus of boos, but they soon turned to cheers with an attack from the crazy Kristoph Kahn, who attacked Hayes and put him in a Kahnplex, finally proving that he really did play a part in the night's main event, just as he'd said he would.

[Deyo]- Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Planet Wrestling’s ZERO TOLERANCE!!! We’ve been waiting for what seems like FOREVER for this night to finally take place, but before we kick things off, I’m going to have to be the first to make the announcement that there MAY be a change in tonight’s schedule: Due to heavy rainfall, the Extreme match set to take place as tonight’s second match of the night may be pushed back due to the danger that such conditions could pose to the match participants... SHOULD we have to postpone this match for weather reasons, we WILL be seeing it on next Throttle, weather permitting.

[Deyo]- That means that SHOULD this match be taking place at a later date, that the young lady who won the contest to make this match, would be flown in again for another night of Planet Wrestling action! That’s her right there, Rick: flown in from the Victoria University of Wellington in Wellington, New Zealand, the lucky and innovative winner of that contest, Ms. Christina Kelburn!! Let’s hope that she, and all the waiting fans get to see that Extreme match match tonight: She’ll be coming back if it’s taken out of the night’s line up, but you can bet that some fans were waiting to see that Extreme Championship match for quite some time now!

[Richards]- But if you think that one cancellation means that Zero Tolerance has lost its punch, THINK AGAIN!! The Gibbs have lined up one helluva’ card for this Pay Per View, and with what’s on the agenda tonight, I don’t think anybody is going to walk away disappointed!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! We’ve got titles on the line and to kick the night off, it’s something ELSE on the line: A Planet Wrestling CAREER will be on the line in our first match of the night! It will be that of a man who hasn’t exactly been a fan favorite since his PW arrival, the man formerly known as “Sticky Sweet” and now prefers to be referred to as Sky Suicide will be putting his livelihood on the line against another relative newcomer to the federation, the man called Esquire!

[Richards]- No doubt about it, Dave: This next match should definitely be one of the more intense battles of the night. One man is hoping to rid Planet Wrestling of his opponent, while the other is battling to stay. Let's go to ring announcer Jim Pattera for the introductions.

[Pattera]- Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for 1 fall with a 30 minute time limit. About to enter the ring area...

<"Look What the Cat Dragged In" by Poison begins to play.>

[Pattera]- ...he hails from Olympia, WA and tips the scales at 228 lbs. He is being led to the ring by Terri, here is Sky Suicide!!!

[Deyo]- Look at the arrogance on Sky Suicide! He doesn't appear to be worried about anything tonight.

[Richards]- Suicide could be making a big mistake. If he isn't focused on his match, he might be waving "Bye Bye" to Planet Wrestling.

<Suicide's music stops as Beethoven's 5th fills the loudspeakers.>

[Pattera]- And his opponent...

[Pattera]- ...hails from Chicago, IL and weighs in tonight at 295 lbs. Here is ESSSSSSQUIRE!

[Deyo]- It's really tough to say who the fans will be pulling for in this match.

[Richards]- Neither one of these men are known as fan favorites so I guess it's a matter of who they hate more.

*** Esquire vs. “Sticky Sweet” Sky Suicide ***

[Deyo]- Esquire is really getting under the skin of the fans. Sky Suicide is just sitting calmly in the corner watching every move Esquire makes. Esquire turns quickly towards the ring and dives under the bottom rope. He charges towards Suicide but is met with a flying clothesline.

[Richards]- Sky must have done his homework. He knew exactly what Esquire was up to.

[Deyo]- Suicide is wasting no time as he drops an elbow on Esquire...and a 2nd...and a 3rd!

[Richards]- I guess Suicide likes it here in Planet Wrestling.

[Deyo]- Esquire slowly gets to his feet and clutches his chest. Suicide grabs him and they tie up. The bigger Esquire with a side headlock on Suicide... Sky brings him down with a side suplex.

[Richards]- Great counter move by Suicide!

[Deyo]- Again, Suicide is wasting no time. He drops a knee across the throat of Esquire. Sky rolls him onto his stomach and he's going for a camel clutch!

[Richards]- I think Sky is trying to end this match in a hurry. He's got this locked in good as Esquire is struggling. The referee is asking but he refuses to submit. It's going to take a lot more than this to finish off this big man.

[Deyo]- Sky appears to be a little frustrated that Esquire won't give up and he releases the hold. Suicide picks him up by the hair and plants him with a belly to belly suplex! The cover... one... two... kickout by Esquire. Sky puts the boots to Esquire and quickly climbs the ropes. He's sizing up the big man and comes off with a flying splash...NO!

[Richards]- Esquire rolled out of the way just in the nick of time! Suicide is up and seems a little confused: He can't believe he missed that splash!

[Deyo]- Esquire must be getting a 2nd wind as he rushes at Sky and spears him to the mat...quickly to the top rope and Esquire crushes him with a devastating elbow drop. Esquire in complete control now!

[Richards]- One mistake is all it takes and you can be watching PW on TV like all the wanna be wrestlers in the "other" feds.

[Deyo]- Esquire grabs Suicide by the hair...swinging neckbreaker and a cover...one...tw...kickout by Suicide. Both men get to their feet. They lock up and Esquire backs Suicide into the corner...an Irish whip...no it's reversed as Esquire runs across the ring. Suicide drops to the mat...a leapfrog...NO a power slam by Esquire...ONE...TWO...THR...soooo close!

[Richards]- I thought that was it! Sky better thank his lucky stars.

[Deyo]- Esquire picks up Suicide... he hooks and levels him with a modified chokeslam! Esquire through the ropes and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He's perched at the top as Suicide is struggling to get to his feet. Esquire with a missile dropkick...nobody's home!

[Richards]- Sky ducked just in time! He almost lost a mouth full of teeth. Suicide rushes over and grabs the legs...spinning toe hold and into a figure four leglock!

[Deyo]- Great move by Sky! Esquire is in pain but he's too close to the ropes. Esquire reaches and grabs the bottom rope. The referee is calling for the break but Sky is ignoring him. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... and Suicide breaks the hold.

[Richards]- The damage was done though. Let's see how affective Esquire can be with a bad wheel.

[Deyo]- Suicide picks up Esquire and pushes him into the corner. A series of knife edge chops by Suicide and he places him onto the top turnbuckle. Sky Suicide climbs up to join him...and delivers a superplex! Suicide with the cover...one...two...thr...NO!

[Richards]- “Sticky Sweet” is beside himself. He thought he had the match won but it's not over yet!

[Deyo]- Suicide is enraged. He grabs Esquire and whips him hard into the turnbuckles. A kneelift to the mid section followed up by a chop to the chest. Sky Suicide lifts up Esquire and places him once again on the top turnbuckle.

[Richards]- Don't tell me he's going for another superplex?!

[Deyo]- It appears so as Suicide climbs the ropes...and here it comes...NO!

[Richards]- Esquire blocked!

[Deyo]- Esquire with enough presence to hook his leg and block it. “Sticky Sweet” tries again...blocked! Esquire with a kick to the gut.

[Richards]- I don't know how they can both stand up there. That takes an incredible amount of balance for them not come tumbling off. Sky is lucky...if there positions were reversed, he'd be set up for Money Talks!

[Deyo]- Esquire with another kick to the gut and Suicide is doubled over...Esquire places his head between his legs...

[Richards]- Oh God, NO!

[Deyo]- Esquire with a POWER BOMB from the top rope!!! This one is OVER folks!

[Richards]- Wow! I think staying in Planet Wrestling is going to be the least of Sky’s problems. He better hope his spine is still in one place! But Esquire ISN’T covering! This may be a big mistake on his part... But Esquire taking this the extra step here scraping Suicide up off the mat...

[Deyo]- Looks like Esquire is out to prove a point here by putting Sky Suicide out one way or another, cause from the looks of him setting Suicide up on that top turnbuckle, we may be seeing his “Money Talks” superbrainbuster!

[Richards]- Esquire taking a breather though and wasting a lot of time getting Suicide up there...

[Deyo]- What's this? He's not supposed to be here! His match is later on THAT!

[Deyo]- What's is going on here? TSK has no business coming out here now!

[Richards]- Maybe not, but they don't look too happy...

[Deyo]- Tell me when they DO look happy!

[Deyo]- We can hear Esquire asking Smokin John what he's doing there but Hayes will not reply. He's standing there speechless as Esquire keeps asking him "why"?

[Richards]- This could be his reason why as “Hellraiser” Dave Carson sneaks up behind Esquire! I don’t think that Esquire’s even SEEN him!

[Deyo]- Carson from behind! Spears him in the small of the back!!! The referee is calling for the bell!

[Richards]- This one’s over, but what’s going to happen to Sky Suicide?!! This DQ is going to go in the favor of Esquire...

[Deyo]- But that means that Suicide is going to be saying GOODBYE to the PW! Not that the fans are going to miss him, but TSK here with yet another brutal display with victims all around, not the least of which was the promising Suicide! “Hellraiser” not done yet either: Esquire on the mat and hauls him up by the tights- inverted DDT! He picks up Esquire and places him on the top turnbuckle...he’s joining him at the top... Super Brain Buster!!! He just leveled Esquire with his own move!!

[Richards]- But Carson's been using that move himself for the past 6 years, and believe ME: He’s pretty proficient at it! Smokin John is still standing there expressionless. He walks over to the fallen Suicide who still has not moved since the top rope power bomb. Hayes looks down at Sky, shakes his head in disgust and leaves through the crowd.

[Richards]- All I can say is it's a good thing security has been increased for tonight's main event!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! But what a way to have your career ended: by outside interference! Like him or not, this is a travesty to our sport and once again it’s at the hands of none other than TSK! Suicide’s NOT going to be happy to hear THIS news as soon as he regains his senses! <He pauses.> Ladies and gentlemen, though tonight’s Extreme match will not be taking place next, it is STILL in the works and not canceled quite yet. But if the storm keeps up out there, don’t hold your breath for the match... HOWEVER, with the Extreme “Dome” match up in the air, so to speak, the PW match bookers have implemented their contingency plan...

[Richards]- That’s right, Dave: It was planned out the day before this event, when they noticed this low pressure system creeping in, that if such a situation WOULD indeed arise, that the second match of the night would be going to be “taking it up a notch”, if you will.

[Deyo]- That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! My announcing partner is, of course, referring to the Tag Team Championship SCAFFOLDING MATCH, where the tag champions, Gil Crowley and Dave Carson are going to be putting their titles on the line against the VERY hungry AngelKillers! And with the stipulations being what they are, you have to see this one as being tipped in the favor of the former champions for them to take their titles back to the New Generation X camp! Who can forget their classic match against the Barbarian brothers at- What? <He pauses and the shot cuts from the descending scaffold to the announcer’s table, where Deyo has his hand to his earpiece.> I’m being told that we have a camera in the back as there’s something going on... Let’s get to that-

[Deyo]- We didn’t catch it on tape folks, but from what I’m told, just mere seconds ago what happened here is that TSK’s Dave Carson ignited some sort of FIREBALL and shot it DIRECTLY into the face of Zack Logan!!! This is INSANE! TSK has to be stopped!!

[Richards]- But more importantly, what in the WORLD is going to be happening to our Trans-World Title match between Zack Logan and “The Natural”? Are we going to be seeing ANOTHER match go to the way-side tonight due to sheer circumstance?!

[Deyo]- WOAH!! Zack Logan looks like he’s experienced some SERIOUS burns to his face folks! I’d be VERY skeptical about seeing the Trans Wold Championship match take place tonight... But what’s going to happen?!! Will we be seeing Zed taking his brother’s place in the ring? Might the title be forfeited?! The night is barely started ladies and gentlemen, and already we have a man’s PW career ended, and now TWO vicious, unwarranted attacks from TSK’s Dave Carson!!

[Richards]- This may be the SECOND career he’s ended one way or another tonight, Dave! The man’s insane! What in the world could he have in store for the AngelKillers tonight?! Could this just be his WARM UP?!!

[Deyo]- There’s no question that in a match taking place fifteen feet above the ring and about TWENTY FOUR feet from the concrete floor that anything can happen, Rick- But you can bet your bottom dollar that the AngelKillers are going to have more fire than ever in their eyes to get those titles back to get revenge for their leader here tonight!!

[Richards]- <He chuckles> No pun intended, right? <The bell rings.>

[Deyo]- <pauses, realizing what he said.> Let’s just get to Jim...

[Pattera]- The following tag team championship scaffolding match is scheduled for ONE fall!

<"Halls of Illusion" by Insane Clown Posse plays...>

[Pattera]- Coming first down the aisle, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Markus Draknor, weighing in at a total combined weight of 439 pounds, here are the challengers: Ravenger Derek Draven and Akira “Kamakize” Takahashi, the ANGELKILLERS!!!

[Richards]- Just look at the ‘Killers tonight: They’re looking AWFULLY determined to get those titles back around their waist for a third time! They’re going to want to put TSK in their place for their heinous actions just moments ago, and they have the skills and experience to do it in this type of match too!!!

<"Desire" by Ozzy Osbourne plays...>

[Richards]- But make no mistake: You may not like ‘em, but the boys of TSK are no pushovers , and at least one of them, “Hellraiser”, seems to be out for BLOOD!!! <sarcastic, sounds a bit angry> BELIEVE ME- I know FIRST HAND! They’re champs for a reason folks, and those reasons ain’t pretty!

[Pattera]- And their opponents, coming down the aisle, weighing in at a total combined weight of 524 pounds, they are the PW Tag Team Champions of the Woooooorld: “Hellraiser” Dave Carson and “Livewire” Gil Crowley of T-S-K!!!

[Deyo]- They may be champs for a reason Rick, but they’ve yet to face the AngelKillers in a 15-foot scaffolding match! You might remember what happened LAST time the AngelKillers fought in a scaffold match for the titles folks, and let me assure you that none of it was pretty! Nonetheless, it was the AngelKillers who put on a TREMENDOUS showing in that case and expect to see more of the same here tonight! They’ve held the tag gold twice already, and with this stipulation added to the mix, we may see a repeat performance of that night! And after a loss to newcomers Truth and Justice of The American Way, it’s hard to say how the champs will perform.

[Richards]- I have to agree with you there, Dave! “Hellraiser” and “Livewire” just haven’t seemed like their old selves ever since having taken that loss. Win or lose this match, you can bet that the current champs have a score to settle with Truth and ESPECIALLY Justice! Both teams are at ringside now and are being instructed to climb the scaffold and they’re doing just that.

[Deyo]- Some of the viewers at home, as well as the fans may have figured that they’d be going at it BEFORE getting to the top of that raised platform, but let me inform everyone what both teams were told earlier tonight: As a last minute notification, the teams were told that IF one of them is to interfere with the other before the sound of the bell, then the interfering party would walk away disqualified and the OTHER team would be awarded the tag titles!

[Richards]- No WONDER they’re keeping their distance! As much as Gil and Dave would just LOVE to shove the ‘Killers off into the tables below, you can bet that they want to hang onto those tag straps even moreso!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding Rick! Even slime like TSK have some degree of pride about having a title of ANY sort in the PW! They realize that this is the highest level of competition the world over, so having gold in your possession is something that few if any wrestlers here take lightly. But just THINK of what Kamakize and Ravenger are going through after getting word that their teammate “The Blue Thunder” was BURNED at the hands of Carson!! They have to be seeing NOTHING but red!

[Richards]- Indeed they must be, Dave: But one has to wonder if this is what TSK wanted! Could the Tag Team straps be SO important to keep around their waists as to hurt their chances of “The Natural” getting his long-awaited title shot against Zack Logan?!... Well, they’re almost up and on opposite sides...

***AngelKillers vs. “Hellraiser” Dave Carson and “Livewire” Gil Crowley***

[Deyo]- And we’re off! They’re not wasting ANY time folks!! Draven locking up with Carson! Crowley charging in on Kama- Sends him down to the floor with a hip toss!

[Richards]- Let me remind you that Gil just smashed into a few wooden BOARDS there and that they’re not NEARLY as forgiving as the canvas of the ring! These teams are in for a long, painful ride here, Dave!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! And just think about how the LOSERS will be feeling after this one is over!! Kama with an armbar applied on Crowley- Crowley with a forward roll onto his back- hops to his feet- Takes Takahashi off his feet with a hip toss of his own! “Livewire” turning around- MY GOD!!!! He just spat some sort of green mist into the eyes of Ravenger, he can't see a thing!! Carson now with a side headlock on Draven- Holy CRAP!! He just BULLDOGGED him into that wooden floor! Derek Draven’s forehead is busted open here and we’ve barely even STARTED! Gil Crowley looking at the damage done and he’s gyrating his hips at Draven while Ravenger, for his part, is just trying to regain his vision!

[Richards]- DEAR Lord!! Kamakize out of NOWHERE with a superkick flattens “Livewire”! “Hellraiser” up- Kama right in there- Thrust kick- Blocked by Carson! OH!! And Kama took “Hellraiser” RIGHT to the floor with an ensuguri kick! Ravenger looks like he’s recovered from the spray nicely- diving onto “Hellraiser” and not wasting any time with a series of punches!! “Livewire” trying to shake the cobwebs out, but here comes Akira again! HO! Did you HEAR the sound that CHOP made?!

[Deyo]- I think that everyone in a 10 mile radius heard that one, Rick! Takahashi now with an arm wringer on Crowley... Sends him toward the ledge with an Irish whip!!! Crowley- Puts on the brakes and not a moment too soon either!! Wow, what a close call!

[Richards]- You’ll notice that Kama didn’t follow him in there to go for that extra shove either: It’s one move that’s just TOO risky in this kind of match where one wrong step and not only could you be eliminated, but you may well end up ending your career. That kind of level-headed experience for a match like this is what the AngelKillers really have going for them in this match and both the TSK guys are going to have to look out for that!

[Deyo]- Draven over there STILL all over Carson, and now he has a chinlock on him! Draven trying to use his more technical style to wear Carson down and that may just be a good idea at this early stage in the game. Crowley now again with Takahashi in his sights- They’re tying up! OH! Gouge to the eyes by Crowley! Waistlock applied from behind- reversal by Kamakize! And Gil Crowley with a second reversal getting behind Takahashi! Akira out and behind Crowley with a hammerlock!! OH!!!

[Richards]- “Livewire” there with the big equalizer as he raised the heel of his boot RIGHT up between Kama’s legs! It doesn’t matter how many times I see that guys, I’ll NEVER be comfortable watching ANYONE in that kind of pain! Snapmare takeover now by “Livewire” sends Kama down onto that wooden floor on his tailbone! Talk about working the midsection! We’ve seen Gil use this kind of strategy on opponents before, Dave!

[Deyo]- Indeed we have, Rick... And it wasn’t pretty THEN either! JE-ZUS!!! That dropkick by Crowley just about folded Kamakize’s face right into the floor from that sitting position! Crowley here being COMPLETELY unmerciful!

[Richards]- You said it, Dave! But considering the experience edge he’s giving to the ‘Killers in this kind of match, he’s going to have to pull all the stops for this one, that’s for sure. Crowley now just measuring Kama up- DOWN with a legdrop across the throat!

[Deyo]- And back over to Draven and Carson we have the bigger of the two men trying to get out of that chinlock desperately, but Draven’s just not giving him an inch at all! He’s been watching all the action going on between his partner and Crowley and he just can’t be happy with what he’s seeing after that low blow!

[Richards]- And Gil KNOWS it too! He’s trying to roll Akira off the scaffold!! Ravenger up and running- OH! And with an elbow drop onto the back of Crowley for the save! Ravenger now punishing “Livewire” with closed fists! “Hellraiser” though getting to his feet and not wasting any time! Hooks Ravenger by the throat- MAN! Reverse DDT into that wooden floor! Ravenger taking an awful lot of damage to his head from Dave Carson!

[Deyo]- That he is, Rick- And I think that his SCALP is bleeding now too! Derek Draven just bing punished in this match so far and is already cut open in TWO places!

[Richards]- He should learn to stay out of those places...

[Deyo]- Crowley trying to get his head together and Takahashi trying to... well... recover and Carson is taking the one-on-on situation to his full advantage and putting the pressure on Draven with a Camel Clutch... Draven really has to be hurting here as Carson has just been dismantling the AngelKiller thus far!

[Richards]- You said it, Dave! I’m starting to favor TSK more and more as this match progresses: They may have some of “Livewire”’s high-flying ability taken away to some degree, but the AngelKillers take a similar setback with Kamakize. I’m predicting that the difference in this match will be between Rav and “Hellraiser”: A matchup of technical prowess versus power. And if things continue the way they’re going right now, it’ll be just a matter of time before we see some of “Hellraiser”’s power coming into play with a well-timed lifting of an AngelKiller and dropping him off the side of this structure!

[Deyo]- But it’s still early, Rick and things have time to change for the better! But it’s Crowley to his feet and helping out on Ravenger... What the heck is he doing here?...

[Richards]- Holy CRAP!!! I can’t believe what I’m seeing here Dave: “Livewire” is positioning Ravenger’s legs for an inverted, standing figure four leglock WHILE “Hellraiser” has that Camel Clutch pulled back!!! They’re out to grind his bones and use ‘em for butter! I’ve seen a lot in my day Dave, but this is a new one for me!

[Deyo]- You’re not KIDDING! This is ridiculous! Wait just a SECOND! Kamakize getting to his feet and charging- Dear GOD!! Akira Takahashi with a spinning heel kick caught Gil right on the mark!

[Richards]- And did you hear the COLLISION of TSK’s heads?!! Wow! Carson’s going to be seeing stars after that one! And how ‘bout “Livewire”? He may be wanting to do the ol’ tooth check after that move! And Kama’s not done yet! Down with a senton back splash on “Livewire”! Kama up again- Standing moonsault onto “Hellraiser”! Akira up again- HO!! He just did a standing somersault into a legdrop across the throat of “Livewire”! This guy is on FIRE!!!

[Deyo]- Sending a message out to Crowley with that “Decapitator”-like legdrop maybe? And he’s not done yet- He’s picking Carson off the floor... Setting him up! Up aaaand- DROPS him on his head!! Brainbuster there by Takahashi and now there NO doubt that he’s trying to get a point across to the champs! And speaking of which, Ravenger getting to his feet and the champions may be in trouble! Ravenger pulling Crowley up to his feet- setting him up now... He’s got him up in a vertical suplex and he’s holding him there: Are we going to see ANOTHER brainbuster down onto that wooden platform?!! Akira- Dropkick to Gil’s ribs- BAM!!! What a double-team effort there by the two-time former tag team champions with that move!!

[Richards]- You said it, Dave! First Rav brought him up for the suplex, then the impact of Kama’s dropkick sent “Livewire”’s back to hit the floor HARD!! I have a feeling that he’ll be needing to see a chiropractor along with everyone else after this one’s over! The former champs have regained some of their fire!

[Deyo]- And now it’s Ravenger flipping Carson over... Folding his legs and hooking the chin for an STF!! I’m not even sure if Dave Carson knows where he is right now! Crowley still trying to recover and here comes Takahashi again to pull him to his feet... Boot to the midsection by Kama! Akira- NO! Gouge to the eyes by Gil Crowley! Taking the low road once again is Crowley...

[Richards]- A road he’s traveled many-a-time before, Dave! Maybe he figures that he should stick to what he’s good at or something. Crowley with a front facelock- DDT ONTO THAT WOODEN FLOOR!! Kama HAS to be hurting after that! Ravenger releasing the hold and he’s in there with a boot to the back of Gil Crowley! Crowley dangerously close to the edge and now rolling back toward the center of the platform... And Ravenger saw just what “Livewire” was doing is all over him like a cheap suit!! Pummeling away at “Livewire” now is Derek Draven!

[Deyo]- Getting a little payback for that blinding green mist perhaps... Draven really going to town here and HE’S in control of this match at the moment! Taking a second though to wipe more of the sludge out of his eyes- HO! He’s smearing it into the eyes of CROWLEY! Crowley up there and howling in pain! That stuff must REALLY BURN!

[Richards]- I think you’re right, Dave: I have a feeling that Rav may have closed his eyes in time so as not to have gotten the worst effects of it, ‘cause Ravenger is up there and screaming like he’s stuck in a burning building! But look behind them- Carson’s up- Double axehammer down onto the back of Ravenger! But now it’s Kamakize up and from behind- REVERSE HURRICANRANA by Kama!!

[Deyo]- What an outstanding move by the AngelKiller Kama! Wow! With Crowley down and with his eyes filled with that green goop, and Carson down, the AngelKillers have a chance to put this one away if they can gather themselves quickly enough... Draven getting to his feet, but slowly, so is Carson!! Draven though up... What’s he doing?

[Richards]- He’s signaling for Akira to do something... Rave with his hands linked near- Akira running toward him- uses his hands like a step, steps to his shoulders- KAMAKIZE KICK MISSLE DROPKICK by Kamakize from Ravenger’s SHOULDERS just DRILLED “Hellraiser” into the wooden platform!

[Deyo]- WOW! The AngelKillers using one of the finisher we though we had NO CHANCE of seeing in this match, consider there was no ring ropes or posts involved, but they proved us wrong! Unbelievable!

[Richards]- And it was planned all along, Dave! These two KNOW that they really have to pull out all the stops if they’re to walk away the champs tonight, and that was a fine example of it there! Kamakize slowly getting to his feet now and Ravenger’s signaling him AGAIN!! Are we going to see that move again?!!

[Deyo]- I don’t think so, Rick: Kama’s going over to pull Crowley up from the floor... Irish whip- GOD!!! Ravenger caught Crowley off at the pass with his Ravenger Kick!!!

[Richards]- With the momentum that “Livewire” had, that was more like a SUPER Ravenger Kick, Dave!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding! Crowley on the floor and I dare say that he’s had his clock cleaned! And the AngelKillers don’t look to be quite finished yet! Ravenger pulling Crowley off the floor- Takahashi standing beside them- They’re setting up for something- DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!!

[Richards]- “Livewire”’s back must be in a million pieces!! You’ve heard of slipped disks, but I think that Gil’s may have slipped and fallen down a concrete staircase! The AngelKillers are out for blood here and things aren’t looking good for the TSK boys!

[Deyo]- As soon as he’s able to think straight again, Carson may be wondering if his attack on Zack Logan was what sparked this aggressive onslaught from the ‘Killers, but either way, they’ve got things under control right now! Kamakize- Legdrop down across the throat of Crowley! And Derek Draven now going for a figure four leglock! Crowley screaming in sheer agony!

[Richards]- they may be putting the hurt on these guys, but no matter how much pain they’re in and how much vengeance they’re seeking, it won’t make a lick of difference for winning the titles back if they can’t follow up by shoving “Livewire” and “Hellraiser” off that structure! I’d say it’s high time that the NX team start thinking about the win, and not about revenge...

[Deyo]- You may have a point there, Rick, but it can’t be easy to think clearly when not only are you in the heat of battle, but when just moments before your match you’re told that the leader of your faction has been seriously injured at the hands of one of your opponents. And just think- if this is what they’re doing to Crowley, what will they be doing to CARSON when they get to him, considering HE’S the one who perpetrated this heinous act?!

[Richards]- That’s a good question, Dave, and one I’m HIGHLY anticipating to see the answer...

[Deyo]- And consider the bump you took at the hands of Carson, I can’t say I’m the least bit surprised! But They’re still focusing their attack on the quicker of the TSK team, high-flying Gil Crowley, who if he doesn’t make a comeback soon, may be doing an all-new kind of kind of high-flying at the hand of these AngelKillers. Draven finally releasing that leglock, but Takahashi still isn’t done stomping away at Crowley’s chest.

[Richards]- They’ve really been working the upper body what with that spike powerbomb and Kama’s kicks. Add the dreaded figure four to the mix from Ravenger and they’re just tearing “Livewire” to shreds!

[Deyo]- Ravenger getting to his feet now- What the?!- Scoops Kama up and slams him on- OH!!!

[Richards]- He slammed him down onto “Livewire”, but Gil got his knees up and Kama is on the floor, and he’s hurting something AWFUL!!

[Deyo]- Ravenger tending to his teammate who looks to be badly hurt after that knee being driven into his back... but now he’s back on the attack on Crowley with a big stomp to the ribs! But wait a second- From behind it’s Carson- sleeperhold- no! Cobra clutch applied on Draven! Carson must have been playing possum!!

[Richards]- I’m not so sure that this isn’t just a second wind, Dave: I don’t think you can fake something like that...

[Deyo]- Well regardless of what really happened, the tables may be turned here with Draven in the grip of Carson’s cobra clutch and Kama still clutching at his body in pain. He must have REALLY hit those knees hard...

[Richards]- Well, he was slammed down on to them, but you have to wonder if he lander funny or what- let’s hope that Kama hasn’t sustained some sort of pinched nerve in his spine or something- that could be REALLY dangerous in a match like this.

[Deyo]- Carson now- CRUSHES the air out of Draven with a cobra clutch slam. All of a sudden, a combination of a lucky blow from Crowley on Takahashi coupled with the assault of Carson on Draven has turned the tide in this match!

[Richards]- And the fans are letting them hear it too! The boos were loud enough when TSK was coming to the ring, ESPECIALLY after what Hellraiser did to Zack, but now that they’re seeing the champs take over again, after a great run by the AngelKillers, they’re on their feet and screaming so loud that they might just blow the roof off!

[Deyo]- That roof won’t be going anywhere until we see the Extreme Championship match, Rick, but you’re right: This crowd absolutely LOATHES the tag champs! Wait- Crowley getting to his feet, but so is Kama! The fans starting to cheer now, rallying behind a comeback effort by the former champs- OH!!

[Richards]- And “Hellraiser” stopped THAT little burst dead as he just STEAMROLLED over Kamakize as soon as he got a vertical base. Kama on the wooden floor and still looking like his back is sore from “Livewire”’s counter though... And “Hellraiser”’s just issuing forth all KINDS of profanity down at the AngelKiller Kama! No lip-reading kids...

[Deyo]- What’s Dave Carson doing now?.. He’s picking up “Livewire” for an atomic drop?! Oh MY!!

[Richards]- Great double-team there by the champs, as “Hellraiser” used the atomic drop pickup and landed Gil RIGHT across the throat of Kama in an impromptu version of Gil’s Decapitator finisher, I guess. As much as I hate to admit it, these guys work exceedingly together, Dave.

[Deyo]- And I hate to have to agree with you there, Rick, but it’s one of the reasons why they’re the ones who walked in with the gold. That and their blatant disregard for the rules and regulations... Carson now pulling Ravenger up off the floor and now with an abdominal stretch applied... and speak of the Devil- Gil reaching down the front of his own trunks and pulling out that notorious sock full of quarters!! Swinging it around- DEAR Lord! He spun it and caught Draven directly below the belt! Draven on the floor and I don’t think I need to explain to the male members of our audience what kind of pain this man is in right now...

[Richards]- It’s these kinds of dirty tactics that make each member of TSK dangerous, dangerous men, Dave. They won’t be disqualified here, as the only way to win the match is by having both opponents touch down in the ring below or even on the floor at ringside... but considering that the ‘Killers have been trying to win this one cleanly, and the champs have been pulling every dirty trick in the book, it doesn’t exactly gain them a lot of respect form the fans. “Hellraiser” now- Kneedrop onto the face of Ravenger!... Am I dreaming Dave, or is Ravenger bleeding WAY worse right now than he was just a moment ago?

[Deyo]- No, Rick: I have to agree- Draven’s face is just a CASCADE of crimson right now, and I’m not even sure if he’s conscious. Rick, if I didn’t know better, I’d say-

[Richards]- Their equipment LOADED with something!!! I’m sure of it: Think about the added impact we just saw ALONG with the knee-lifting counter by Gil, and I think that it’s pretty safe to say that it’s obvious what the champs are up to here! They snuck those up there and now they’re going to make the ‘Killers into mincemeat! And just in time for the holidays too...

[Deyo]- I think you’re absolutely right, Rick: TSK is here not only to keep the titles, but as we saw the foreshadowing with “Hellraiser”’s laying Zack Logan to waste, they’re out to hurt the AngelKillers to continue with the systematic dismantling of New Generation X here tonight!

[Richards]- After the night’s over, you have to wonder if the members of NX that AREN’T going to feeling the TSK wrath tonight, the IceMan and Black Thunder, will have to say about the heinous actions of TSK tonight!

[Deyo]- You have to wonder indeed, Rick, as it’s looking pretty grim for the NX team, with Zack sidelined and the AngelKillers in quite a predicament here. I hate to say that as a team, we may be seeing the very END of New Generation X on this very broadcast!

[Richards]- And things are going from bad to worse: “Livewire” picking Kamakize up off the floor- up onto his shoulder- DOWN across the knee!! And look at the expression of pure agony on Kama’s face: I’m entirely convinced, Dave- those kneepads must be lined with iron, brass, lead or something really solid to be doing that kind of damage to the ‘Killers.

[Deyo]- I’m afraid it’s looking like you’re right. Carson looking on as Crowley kicks at Takahashi, but now he’s turning his attention to Derek Draven, who still seems to be unconscious.

[Richards]- And with the blood he’s losing, Dave, even if he DOES come around soon, he may not be able to stay conscious for very long. But “Hellraiser” doesn’t seem to be quite done with the punishment as he pulls hm off the floor to set him up- Lifts him to a vertical suplex, but Ravenger is just like a fresh corpse up there! I think we’re going to see a brainbuster... DOWN onto the platform!!! Save for the fact that he wasn’t standing on the top rope, that’s his signature move, Dave, and I can GUARANTEE that this isn’t going to improve Ravenger’s blood loss situation!

[Deyo]- Indeed it’s not, Rick: The champs are going to have to watch their step though- all that blood up there coming from Draven’s more-than-serious lacerations might just make things mighty slippery up there. Gil Crowley not finally picking up a batter Akira Takahashi off of the platform- front facelock applied- twist it around... into a neckbreaker! Things are looking just AWFUL for the AngelKillers!

[Richards]- I think they’ve had it, Dave: If I was up there right now, I’d take the fall into the ring over what “Hellraiser” and “Livewire” are going to do with them before throwing them off. But it looks like “Livewire”’s going to do it for Kama at least, as he’s just rolling Kamakize toward the edge with the sole of his boot... Kama getting DANGEROUSLY close to the edge and he’s putting up LITTLE resistance at all! “Hellraiser” getting to his feet to watch Gil push Akira Takahashi off the platform, I guess.. Gil going for the final shove- Kama has him by the tights- pull him over his body and off the side- NO!!!

[Deyo]- I can’t BELIEVE what I just saw! What a reaction by Carson as he grabbed Crowley by the seat of his trunks JUST as he was teetering on the edge of the platform and REELED him back in, right in the nick of time!! And Crowley looking AWFULLY angry at Kamakize! OH! And a kneedrop to the face with those loaded kneepads and Takahashi has a cut over his right eye from that one! There’s no question in my mind anymore, Rick: There’s SOMETHING in those kneepads, that’s for SURE!

[Richards]- The champs are just pounding away at Kamakize here for having almost eliminated Gil and I’m betting that ol’ Kama’s wishing that he’d have just taken the fall when he had the chance right about now.

[Deyo]- It’s that prevalent hunger for the gold, Rick: even when guys of this caliber are in huge amounts of pain, I guess they’re just able to shut it out with the hope of regaining the glory of being called “Champion”. It’s a powerful thing. Dave Carson now getting down on one knee for some reason... Gil using his leg and shoulders to step- leaps through the air in a somersault- DOWN WITH THE DECAPITATOR LEGDROP ACROSS TAKAHASHI’S THROAT!!!

[Richards]- The champs borrowing an idea from the AngelKillers there for an absolutely inconceivable aerial assault on the part of Gil with the assist from “Hellraiser”! I have a feeling that the highlight reel for tonight just got a bit longer. As much as I, and the fans here despise these guys, most notably Mr. Carson, I have to hand it to TSK- they sure can pull off some spectacular maneuvers.

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding. But it looks like Takahashi’s done for the night as Gil Crowley now rolling him off the edge... Kama falling- Dear LORD!!! His FOOT got caught in the rigging of the scaffold structure during his fall, and now he’s just hanging there upside-down like a puppet with his strings cut! The man isn’t even conscious, Rick, but this means that TSK is going to have to go haul him free and drop him to the floor to win this one!

[Richards]- That is, if he doesn’t untangled himself first and do it for them. The man, like you said, after having suffered what he has, is more than done for the night, either way. And Dave and Gil know it too, ‘cause they’re double-teaming Ravenger now and you can bet that they’ll be looking to beat the man even more senseless than he already has been. Still, you have to give the ‘Killers’ manger, Draknor some credit- he’s yelling up at Kama from ringside trying to wake him up and convince him to get himself back into this match, despite the fact that he MUST be realizing just how much Kama’s been through tonight... But back on the top of the platform, it’s TSK with Ravenger... Pulling him up- Double Irish whip- hold on and the spin into a double back elbow and knock Ravenger to the wooden floor and HARD!

[Deyo]- With the brutality that we’ve sen in the past with scaffolding matches the likes of the battles between “Sycophant” Sid and Herald, and the ones between Herald and Rage, you have to wonder what it would take for the league to step in and call this one a win without the both men on a team falling from the scaffolding and crashing through the tables. I mean, who can forget the time Herald threw that television set down at Sid?

[Richards]- Good point, Dave: And more importantly, DESPITE that whole TV set thing, Sid actually went on to WIN that match, proving just how resilient he really is. It’s possible that we could see the same kind of thing happen here for the ‘Killers, but with Kama already having taken a nosedive off the side and Rav left to fend for himself against the hungry wolves known as “Hellraiser” and “Livewire”, you can’t help but think that the odds are more than a little stacked against the NX corner’s favour...

[Deyo]- You’re right: Crowley and Carson could be ending this one RIGHT now, but are getting sadistic pleasure in taking the steps toward PERMANENTLY injuring Ravenger here- Carson with a powerbomb pickup- and he’s just HOLDING him up there on his shoulders! Crowley from behind with a leapfrog over Carson and a vertical splash- POWERBOMB FOLLOW-THROUGH!!! What IMPACT!!

[Richards]- I don’t know if that rickety scaffold can take much more, Dave: As much as I’m told that the thing is sturdy, and that it’s just like an amusement park ride in that it’s MADE to look shoddy for the effect, I still have trouble believing that the sucker’s going to hold if people keep hitting high-impact power moves like that one on the platform.

[Deyo]- And speaking of high impact, it’s looking like we’re going to get some more coming our way: Carson reaching into his boot and he’s pulling out that infamous loaded black leather glove of his!

[Richards]- We already saw Gil “sock it to” an AngelKiller tonight, and it’s looking like we’re going to see a little role reversal, with “Livewire” now holding Ravenger up and “Hellraiser” winding up- charging-

[Deyo]- OH My!!! Draven got out of the way at the last possible moment and Carson inadvertently FLATTENED his partner! Dave Carson can’t believe what he just did! Ravenger though, actually getting up on shaky feet! And listen to the crowd cheering him on, Rick! Carson hears it too and he’s turning around- charging- Drop toehold by Derek Draven sends Carson down face first into the platform!! Draven bleeding like a faucet, but he spins off the drop toehold quick- and he’s lifting Carson’s legs for a Boston crab... He’s got it on! But in his condition, how long can he possibly hold on! And let me tell everyone watching this one via Pay Per View that the fans here are absolutely DEAFENING!!

[Richards]- I can barely hear myself think, Dave! But hold the phone just a second- I don’t think that Rav’s intending to hold onto that cab very long anyways!! Look what he’s doing!

[Deyo]- My god! He’s yanking the kneepad off of Carson’s leg!! If he’s able to get it off, this could help in turning the tide on this match afterall! He’s tugging... Has it off the knee and on the calf... pulling it over the boot- Carson has the edge of the scaffold just inches away!! If he can just reach it, he might be able to get out of the hold! Ravenger pulling for all he’s worth- past the foot and off!!! The Boston crab is released and Derek Draven has that loaded kneepad wrapped around his fist!

[Richards]- “Hellraiser” quick to his feet and this one could belong to EITHER of the teams at this point, Dave! Ravenger’s an absolutely GHASTLY sight, but he staring “Hellraiser” down with laser beam eyes!

[Deyo]- And Carson, with eyes of steel is staring RIGHT back! What on EARTH is going to happen here? Wait a second!

[Deyo]- What in the WORLD is “Black Thunder” doing here? The referee at ringside is warning him not to get involved in this match, or he’s immediately disqualify the AngelKillers from the match. Markus Draknor though, talking it over now with the referee...

[Deyo]- The referee is distracted and what is Zed doing- He has what looks like an old-fashioned pump-powered fire extinguisher there... He’s pumping water at Takahashi!! Takahashi coughing- He’s regaining his senses!! Kamakize may be back into this one afterall!!!

[Richards]- And with the referee distracted, he didn’t see a THING! And I’m not so sure that “Hellraiser”’s caught onto what just happened yet either- I think he’s more worried that Zed was going to climb the platform to get a little revenge for his brother’s sake...

[Deyo]- You may be right there, Rick: He seemed to be a little more focused on the threat of Draven coldclocking him with that loaded kneepad. They had better stop circling though, or we may see Draven just collapse from the blood loss before he’s able to get in a clean shot!

[Richards]- I think he must’ve heard you or something, Dave, ‘cause in charges Rav! Superkick attempt dodged by “Hellraiser”! “Hellraiser” swings- and a miss! Rav ducking- Solid blow to Dave’s’s quadricep with that weapon! Carson holding onto his leg in pain- kneeling fireman’s carry takeover by Ravenger! Rav to his feet in a flash- drops the falling fist- Carson rolled out of the way! Dave rolling toward him quick- Rav JUST avoided the spinning backhand as Carson’s glove smashed into the wood! Rav explodes to his feet from his back! LANDS a standing moonsault! Rolls off him quick! Carson hurt but both men to their feet! What a heated exchange that was! The SPEED that these two just demonstrated this late in the game is just INCREDIBLE, especially on the part of Ravenger!

[Deyo]- How he’s able to do this and STILL have blood flowing through his veins is beyond me, Rick! Just look at the man: not only is Draven just COATED in his own blood, but where you CAN see the tone of his skin, he’s starting to get horridly pale!

[Richards]- But it’s Ravenger right in there again with a burst of speed and big swing- ducked by Hellariaser!

[Deyo]- And he has Draven in a waistlock- Draven goes behind for a waistlock of his own! Carson with a back elbow- ducked by Draven! Has him in a facing waistlock- BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! What a move by the AngelKiller! Carson looking stunned-

[Richards]- And Draven is up to his feet- Jumps- Falling fist drop hit its mark and with the loaded kneepad making the impact right in the face of “Hellraiser”!! Woo HOO!!!!

[Deyo]- And the crowd here is sharing your sentiment, Rick! They’re on their feet and it’s like a MADHOUSE down here!! And the fans can see on the Planet Tron that Dave Carson’s forehead has been busted open!

[Richards]- And the fans are loving this payback! But Rav had better not let up now, or we may see Carson getting the last laugh.

[Deyo]- Too true. But it’s looking like the fans have something ELSE to cheer about now- Akira Takahashi has managed to untangle himself from the threatening position he was in and now he’s slowly climbing the bars of the scaffold structure! It looks like things may come out in favour of the AngelKillers tonight afterall! We may be seeing new champions in just MOMENTS from now!

[Richards]- But it’s pretty obvious that Kama’s still got some recovering to do, judging by the cautious pace he’s using to climb the scaffold... And holy crap- “Livewire”’s stirring now too! Ravenger pulling a woozy “Hellraiser” to a standing position- BOWLS him down with a clothesline!

[Deyo]- Gil Crowley though going for that sock full of change that’s still lying on the platform! This could be a turning point if I’ve ever SEEN one folks! Kamakize still scaling his way to the top, Ravenger slow to his feet and Crowley reaching for that sock!!...... Draven must have seen Gil Crowley out of the corner of his eye- he’s up and walking toward him- STOMPS on his hand! And now KICKS that sock clear into the audience, sending quarters EVERYWHERE!!! NO!! From behind it was Carson with a punch to the kidney with that leather glove stunning Draven! Now with a kneelift to the midsection! Picking him up- JUMPING PILEDRIVER!! And Draven is on the platform- He’s out COLD!!!

[Richards]- Dave Carson lifting Rav off the floor- Gorilla press!! TOSSES him off the side- SWEET JESUS LORD!!! Ravenger just turned a couple of wooden tables into sawdust and splinters!! EMTs are rushing to the ring! And look at “Livewire”- he’s up and standing on the edge just hamming it up at Ravenger’s devastating fall! He’s lifting his hands victoriously and laughing his HEAD off!...

[Deyo]- I’m not sure that he realizes that the match hasn’t been won yet! And look on the opposite edge of the structure- Akira’s made his way to the top!! Carson turning around- he’s taken to a knee with a VICIOUS backhanded chop! Takahashi running for Gil- he’s going to shove him off!! NO!!! Carson caught Akira’s ankle and hauled him down!-

[Richards]- But Kama got in a little push on his way down!! Gil flailing his arms wildly to try to avoid the fall!... aaaaaaannd he’s teetering- frontflip somersault.. DOWN ACROSS THE CHEST OF RAVENGER WITH THE LEGDROP!!!!

[Deyo]- Oh my GOODNESS. I can’t believe what I just saw. As if all he’d been through hadn’t been enough, this could be the end of Ravenger, folks. What a truly DEVASTATING last-ditch effort to inflict pain there by Gil Crowley...

[Richards]- But take a look at “Livewire”’s leg AND his shoulder- I tell you Dave, the human body isn’t meant to be twisted in those kinds o’ ways. What Gil just did may have hurt Rav even worse, but let me tell you that he’ll be PAYING for it in the next while, that’s for sure!

[Deyo]- Ouch. I see what you mean now and you’re not kidding either: Crowley MUST have some broken bones from the looks of things... On the top of the platform though, it’s down to Akira Takahashi and Dave Carson and this one’s not over yet, folks! In the ring below, the Emergency Medical team is trudging through the mess of broken tables and getting both Draven and Crowley onto heard backboards and putting them in hard neck braces for safety reasons, but you have to wonder just how extensive each of their injuries will be after all is said and done... Carson and Takahashi on their feet and they’re locking up!

[Richards]- This may not be a good idea for Kama to try to match power with “Hellraiser”: He’s bigger and stronger-

[Deyo]- WOAH! Looks like you spoke too soon as Akira used Carson’s size advantage against him by leaning back and into a monkey flip that sent Carson dangerously close to the edge!

[Richards]- And that’s exactly what Kama has to continue doing if he’s to bring the gold back to the NX camp- he has to use his agility, quickness and experience in this type of match if he’s to win here against the bigger “Hellraiser”. Both men up again and “Hellraiser” in there with a big right swing that’s ducked by Kama!

[Deyo]- He’s going to have to stop headhunting with that loaded glove of his if he’s to get anywhere here- sidekick to the ribs by Kama! And a roundhouse kick to follow up, but Carson is still on his feet! Thrust kick to the chest my Akira- caught by Carson- OH! And an enuguri kick takes Carson down hard!

[Richards]- Kamakize to his feet- flips into a senton backsplash! “Hellraiser” is just being overwhelmed here with the lightning-fast speed of Akira! Kama up again quick and he has Dave by the feet- wishbones him! Ouchie.

[Deyo]- Well, I can tell that you’re liking the way this is going!

[Richards]- Indeed I am, Dave. Indeed I am... And Kamakize just keeps making me happier and happier- BAM! Elbowdrop into Carson’s exposed knee!- especially with moves like that. Pulling Carson up off the wooden floor now, takes him RIGHT back down with a big punch to the forehead, splitting his melon open even further! And Kama still not done yet- Picking Carson up- double underhook- FACEBUSTER right into the wooden platform! Cason in LOADS of trouble: There’s more blood gushing from his forehead than there is water coming from Niagra falls!! You have to wonder whether Zack Logan is watching this right now, if he’s able to see anything at all.

[Deyo]- If he can see anything, I’ll bet you he likes what he is seeing even more than you like what you’re seeing, Rick! Akira Takahashi is in complete control of the momentum here, and let me be the first to say that he seems to have recovered nicely from having nearly fallen into those tables. Kama now pulling Carson to his feet again- Carson swats his hands away- WICKED right hand to the jaw! Kama seeing stars! And Carson picks him up- DOWN into a stomachbreaker across his padded knee!!! That may be all she wrote ladies and gentlemen...

[Richards]- Ugh. It looks like you may be right, Dave. “Hellraiser” though down to a knee to shake the cobwebs free from those blows to the face... And he’s lying down to take a breather...

[Deyo]- I’m told that we have something going on in the back as we speak, Rick- let’s go to that!

[Deyo]- Crowley and Draven in the back going WILD on each other and PW security, I’m being told is converging on the scene as we speak! OH! What a hit by Draven- Irish whip now- Oh NO!

[Deyo]- Well, it looks like the war isn’t quite over yet between Crowley and Draven, despite what must be serious injuries that each of those men sustained!

[Richards]- Talk about not knowing when to quit! And speaking of which, Carson taking a knee again and wiping the blood out of his eyes and getting to his feet... He has Kama by the leg now, and an arm too... And look at Akira- he doesn’t have a chance here ladies and gentlemen: he’s not even conscious.

[Deyo]- Considering what he’s gone through tonight, his manager has to be worried about a concussion, at the very least. But Carson now dragging Takahashi across the floor which must REALLY burn the exposed skin... dragging him around in a circle faster and faster... Ohmygoodness Rick- I think I know what Carson is up to!

[Richards]- I’m seeing it too, Dave, and let me tell you, this isn’t going to be pretty. For the more sensitive viewers at home, you may want to look away for the next minute or more... “Hellraiser” picking up speed- Kama lifting off the floor...

[Deyo]- I’m not sure I even want to watch...

[Richards]- Kama now being spun at breakneck speed- “Hellraiser” let go- look at the momentum- MY GOD- KAMAKIZE SAILING THROUGH THE AIR- OH!!!!!!! And into the THIRD ROW past the ringside area!!!

[Richards]- Dave Carson wins it for TSK and takes home the gold, but he’d better be caref- Dear LORD!!!

[Deyo]- Oh my GOODNESS! Carson was just too dizzy and he slipped off the platform and smashed his head into the tables below, and just LOOK at the blood! It’s everywhere!!!

[Pattera]- Your winners, and STILL Planet Wrestling Tag Team Champion of the World... “Hellraiser” Dave Carson and “Livewire” Gil Crowley!!!

[Richards]- I can’t believe that we have to show a replay of this, but here it is- It’s a move Carson likes to call the “Crash Landing” and let me say that it’s more than appropriate in this instance... Carson spinning Kamakize and just THROWS him off the platform... and Kama falling like a spinning ragdoll crashes limp into a set of chairs. There’s medical personnel frantically running all over the place ladies and gentlemen, to try to get this under control, but I’m not even so sure that either of these men is even ALIVE!

[Deyo]- And take a look at Draknor, Zed and the fans- they’re all beside themselves at Kamakize’s fall- I’m not even sure if they NOTICED Carson falling into the tables.

[Richards]- Considering the situation, Dave, I can understand why. What the- I can’t believe it- They’re putting Kamakize on the stretcher, and SOMEHOW, the man’s actually conscious!... The crowd seeing it on the Planet Tron and they’re applauding.

[Deyo]- I think they’re just glad to see that it wasn’t more serious...

[Richards]- I guess that taking the impact with his body limp is what may have saved his life, folks, but either way, everyone had better be looking on his even being alive as nothing short of a miracle... They’re attending to Carson now in the ring, and they’ve now placed him on a stretcher too... Both men now being carted to the back to get proper medical attention, and let me just go on record by saying that what I just saw was one of the scariest endings to a match that I’ve ever seen, Dave. From the way he hit, I’d say that Carson might even be looking at a concussion at best and paralysis at worst, but considering he practically attempted to take Kamakize out for GOOD, I’d say that what goes around comes around...

[Deyo]- <Seems very distraught.> We’re being told to go to a brief break folks... Please stay tuned.

[Deyo]- <Still seems a bit shaken.> Well folks, I don't know what to say, other than what a crazy match that was, and what a horrific ending... Let’s just hope that all of the people involved, even the members of TSK, are alright... <Trying to gather himself.> Our next match we thought was going to be another brutal grudge match between TSK and New Generation X, and this time for the Trans World Title. But due to the inexplicable actions of one “Hellraiser” Dave Carson and that scalding fireball he threw into the face of Zack "Blue Thunder" Logan, it doesn't look like the champ will be able to defend the title against "The Natural" Lawrence Watts.

[Richards]- According to the rules that govern Planet Wrestling, the champion only has to defend the belt every 30 days, so even though he is unable to defend the title tonight because of his severe injury, he shouldn't be stripped of the belt since he did defend the title against Kristoph Kahn less than 30 days ago.

[Deyo]- Quite true. It looks like one of TSK's devious plots has backfired on them, and this time costing them a shot at the Trans World Title. And after all of the finger pointing and name calling between these two stables, all I can ask is, "Why?"

[Richards]- Dave, TSK has the potential to be one of the best damn stables in any wrestling federation, but they made a SERIOUS mistake and have jeopardized their one big shot at the Trans World Title. And the thing is, I don’t feel sorry for them at all, even after the hell that Carson and Crowley just went through and are probably still going through now- look what they did to the AngelKillers, even! It’s TSK’s over the top style, much like the vicious end that could have cost Kama his life and career, and who KNOWS what condition Hellariaser himself is in right now, not to mention Carson’s attack before the Pay Per View on yours truly that escalates the violence BEYOND mere Extreme matches... They’re nothing but a bunch of thugs that need to have someone step up and put a stop to them!

[Deyo]- Well, it appears that Jim Pattera is about to announce the news to the fans. This is not going to be a pretty sight, especially considering what just happened and may happen with the possible cancellation of the Extreme Championship match tonight...

[Pattera]- <clears his throat, seems a bit nervous.> Ladies and gentlemen, due to the recent injury to Zack "Blue Thunder" Logan, the championship committee has made a ruling that the Trans-World Title will NOT be defended tonight....

[Deyo]- The fans are NOT taking this well at all. They wanted to see this major heated feud between Watts and Logan, and now they are being denied one hell of a great match...

[Richards]- Alright!!!!!

[Deyo]- <trying to yell above the crowd noise> It looks like the fans are going to get what they want after all. Just look at them standing on their feet!!

[Pattera]- <a bit startled, adjusting his bow tie> Our next contest is scheduled for one fall with a 60 minute time limit and is for... the Planet Wrestling Trans-World Title!!!!! Coming to the ring at this time...

[Pattera]- ...he is accompanied to the ring by Zed "Black Thunder" Logan and is representing New Generation X. He hails from St. Louis, Missouri and weighed in this morning at 342 pounds... Here is the reigning PW Trans World Champion...Zack "BLUUUUUUE Thunder" LOOOOOGAN!

[Deyo]- This, folks, is what you call sheer determination: Coming back from a major injury and STILL competing to hold onto the Trans-World Title. He should win this on just sheer guts alone.

[Richards]- Yeah, but have you noticed the bandage on the left side of his face? He's been trying to shield it from sight by keeping his head lowered against his brother, but now that he's climbing into the ring, it can be seen more clearly. He must really be hurt. I'm not sure if this is a wise decision on Zack's part...

[Deyo]- Look at that! "Blue Thunder" has his entire left side of his face bandaged up, and all due to the sadistic actions of one “Hellraiser” Dave Carson! But he doesn't seem to be phased one bit!!!!

[Richards]- You're right, Dave: As I matter o’ fact, I’d say this is as pumped for a match as I’ve EVER seen him! I’m not sure who caught THAT footage, but “The Blue Thunder” is seeing it now, for the first time from the looks of it and his blood is just BOILING!! Logan may NOT be at that much of a disadvantage after all!

[Deyo]- But he's losing peripheral vision. I guess we'll see just how well he can wrestle with only the use of his right eye...

[Richards]- True: that fireball did burn the left side of his face, and it quite possibly could scar or get infected, but Zack’s showing that he’s a true champion- He's been in tough battles before and he always seem to find a way to come out on top.

<”Beautiful People” cuts out and "Go For The Throat" by Y&T fills the loudspeakers and the crowd almost drowns out the song with a chorus of boos.>

[Deyo]- But even so, Zack is going to have his work cut out for him...

[Pattera]- And his opponent.....

<"The Natural" Lawrence Watts makes his way through the curtains and down the aisle, dressed in his long black TSK wrestling pants and leather jacket. On the front of his jacket appears to be a white, diamond-shaped piece of material.>

[Deyo]- Can you believe this guy? "The Natural" has a NAPKIN tucked into his leather jacket like a bib!

[Pattera]- ....from the wrestling stable known as TSK, he is from The Wrong Side Of The Tracks and weighs in at 299 lbs. Here is..."The NATURAL" Laaaaawrence WAAAAATTTTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[Deyo]- Is this guy crazy?! If he's not careful he's going to find himself in a handicap match against the Logan Brothers!

[Richards]- Well, how much crazier can you get if you are from the wrong side of the tracks?

<"The Natural" laughs to himself as he jumps onto the ring apron and begins to climb through the ropes.>

[Deyo]- Zack's not wasting any time here as he just crushes Watts with a running kneelift! "The Natural" is knocked onto the arena floor and Zack is following him.

*** “The Natural” Lawrence Watts vs. Zack “Blue Thunder” Logan - Trans-World Championship Match ***

[Richards]- Look at the intensity in eyes of Zack! Or rather the ONE eye. He is dead set on punishing any member of TSK!

[Deyo]- Zack pulls up Logan with a handful of hair. He yells to the crowd and RAMS the head of Watts into the guardrail. Watts slumps to the floor but Logan pulls him up again by the hair and whips him into the ring steps shoulder first!

[Richards]- "The Natural" sure didn't expect a match like this! Logan is all over him like white on rice!

[Deyo]- Zack picks up Watts as Zed watches on carefully. Zack tosses him into the ring like a sack of potatoes. He climbs onto the ring apron and is flipping off Watts with the entire crowds approval!!!!!

[Richards]- He's taking too much time! He needs to get in there and cover Watts quickly!

[Deyo]- Logan through the ropes and he's met with a Double Axe-Handle Smash by Watts. Logan is down on the mat and Watts is continuously pounding on the small of the back. But Referee Adam Kent has noticed that part of Zack is under the bottom rope and calls for the break.

[Richards]- "The Natural" has decided that he'll break it HIS way instead, and drags Zack into the center of the ring. Off the ropes is Watts and crashes down with a big elbow onto the back of Logan.

[Deyo]- Watts is really putting it to Logan. He yanks Zack off the mat by his trunks. "The Natural" with a knee to the gut. He moves in behind Zack and drops him with a belly to back suplex!

[Richards]- He should cover him here. Logan looks out of it!

[Deyo]- But Watts isn't done with him yet as he pulls him up. Watts backs him into the ropes and whips him across the ring. SIDEWALK SLAM!!!! And a cover by Watts.....one...Two...kickout.

[Richards]- That was a great idea by "The Natural". Even though he didn't get the pin, he's not discouraged and he's after Zack again. Another whip into the ropes........... and a DEVASTATING Powerslam!!

[Deyo]- Good God! I have never seen "Blue Thunder" manhandled like this! Watts tries to whip him into the ropes again but it's reversed. Off the ropes is "The Natural", Zack with a leap frog...NO! "The Natural" puts on the breaks and catches the champ in ANOTHER Powerslam!

[Richards]- Again Watts is making a mistake by not going for the pin. He grabs the hair of Zack and pulls him to his feet. I can't see how Zack is able to stand-up. "The Natural" notices a concerned Zed Logan on the outside. Watts begins to laugh and throws Zack out of the ring, right in front of his brother.

[Deyo]- Here we go, he's gonna turn this into an ugly street fight! "The Natural" climbs through the ropes and he's...coming OUR way?!

[Richards]- I've dealt with TSK enough, I'm out of here!

[Rich Richards hurriedly throws down the headset and climbs over the steel railing and into the crowd.]

[Deyo]- Fans, it looks like I'm flying solo as my partner has just left for safer ground.

[Deyo]- But I seem to have a NEW partner as "The Natural" Lawrence Watts is joining me at ringside. Uh...Natural, what are you doing? You have a match going on.

[Watts]- I'm taking care of business.

[Watts]- Boys and girls, I know all of you want to grow up to be big and strong just like the members of TSK. To get a head start, make sure you eat plenty of Vic's Super Sub Sandwiches! They make the biggest and the best sandwiches this side of the Mississippi. Hell, they make the best sandwiches THAT side of the Mississippi too. Take it from me, you can get "anything" you desire on your sub. Ask Zack, he learned that a few months ago!

[Deyo]- Speaking of Zack, don't you have a match to get back to? He's one of the toughest competitors you'll ever find.

[Watts]- Tough competitor? Are you drunk? I've been in tougher fights at Vic's! Don't ever cut in line at Vic's on a Wed. afternoon! The local Bingo Club is always there for the Liverwurst & Jelly special. They don't want to wait any longer than they have to for...<CRACK!!!>

[Deyo]- Zack is up! Zack Logan is back on his feet and he just SMASHED "The Natural" with a chair! And "Black Thunder" is busy distracting the referee while Zack is hammering away with chair shots to the delight of the crowd! And amazingly, my colleague has returned as well.

[Richards]- Sorry about that folks but I have to look out for my own safety. I don't trust TSK as far as I can throw them.

[Deyo]- Logan has the arm of Watts and he slams him shoulder first into the ring steps. He picks him up and slams him into the other set! Watts is barely moving.

[Richards]- Serves him right for trying to sell sandwiches during our PPV. I don't believe Vic's is one of our sponsors.

[Deyo]- No, they aren't. But the local lumber mill might probably want to be as I sense we're going to need a new table for our Portugese announcing team! Zack has "The Natural" set up in the middle of the announcers table and climbs to the ring apron. He looks to the crowd and they are roaring with approval. Zack isn't satisfied and he's climbing to the top rope!

[Richards]- This is suicidal! Zack with a...LEGDROP! He must have been 18 feet off the ground as he completely destroys the table and "The Natural" along with it.

[Deyo]- This match is academic now. Logan throws the limp body of the challenger over his shoulder and tosses him into the ring. A cover...ONE...TWO...THR...NO!!! "The Natural" somehow placed his left foot on the bottom rope.

[Richards]- Unbelievable, it's simply UNBELIEVABLE. Zack looks frustrated and I can't say that I blame him. He thought he had the match won like the rest of us. He pulls up Watts and whips him into the ropes...

[Deyo]- But it's reversed by Watts. He's setting up Zack for a lariat but Zack drops to his knees and crushes him with a low blow!

[Richards]- That's gonna hurt his grandchildren. Zack to his feet and Watts is struggling to get up. FINALLY Watt's is up......and BACK down again as Zack nails an enzuigiri to the back of Watt's head.

[Deyo]- Logan pulls up Watts and has him in a waistlock. "The Natural" spins around and reverses the hold on Zack. The is the most technical wrestling we've seen so far in this match. Logan with a back heel kick to the groin and he breaks the hold.

[Richards]- Technical? I think you spoke a little to soon. Watts is doubled over in pain and Logan with a Sunset Flip and a quick pin attempt......One...TWO...kickout.

[Deyo]- Both men are on their feet and exchanging punches. A right by Watts...... and a right by Zack.......and a right by Watts ........and a right by Zack......and Another...and ANOTHER....and ANOTHER!!!! Zack has just pummeled the hell out of "The Natural" But he's not done there as Zack picks up Watts into an inverted Atomic Drop. Watts is still on his feet.....looks like he won't be able to sit down for a month. But here is Zack off of the ropes full steam ahead and DROPS "The Natural" with a sitting clothesline.

[Richards]- I haven't seen anyone do that since some macho dude did it in the late 80's! The champ is pulling up his weakened opponent. I must admit, I've never seen anyone dish out quite as much punishment to this monster.

[Deyo]- Logan is holding up Watts in the center of the ring. He looks out to the crowd and they are starting a "NX" chant. Is he setting him up for the Thunder Cracker? Oh NO, too late as Watts just POKED him in the right eye!

[Richards]- It's not a very technical move, but that was VERY effective by "The Natural". Since the left eye is already bandaged up, Watts figures he can blind Zack by going after the good eye. Logan's going to have one hell of a time trying see now.

[Deyo]- Zed must be thinking the same thing because he's walking over towards Zack. It HAS to be tearing him up to see his brother taking such a potentially career threatening maneuver. This is his CAREER we are talking about.

[Richards]- I know talk about.....WHAT THE????!!!!!! Oh NO!!!! To make matters WORSE, “Hellraiser” Dave Carson has SNUCK his way to our announcing table and is now trying to sneak around the ring....looks like he's STALKING "Black Thunder"!!!!

[Deyo]- After that brutal scaffold match?! And he has the.....the.....STUPIDITY to be out here?! He can barely move after that war he went through in that Scaffold match against the Angel Killers!!

[Richards]- But look at what's in his hand!!!!! He seems to be fumbling with a LIGHTER!!!! Someone better call the fire department!

[Deyo]- It looks like it’s the FANS saving the day because they have pointed out “Hellraiser” to Zed and he’s charging at Carson like a charging bull with that steel chair in hand.

[Richards]- Yeah, but “Hellraiser” has got that lighter up and is about to let go with ANOTHER FIREBALL!!!!!!

[Deyo]- That was CLOSE!!!!! And Carson is trying to high-tail it out of here and to the back as now he has "Black Thunder" in hot pursuit!

[Richards]- I can’t say that I blame him. He was going to help his brother out, or so it seemed, and then ZED gets attacked by TSK. I guess you can call it THEIR way of welcoming "Black Thunder" to Planet Wrestling, but in their own TSK-style.

[Deyo]- Well maybe with addition of Zack’s brother, something can be done about that nuisance of TSK.

[Richards]- But it looks like it’s Zack wishing something could be done NOW since Lawrence Watts has switched his focus to "Blue Thunder"'s eyes.

[Deyo]- "The Natural" has Zack in a headlock……..OOOOH, and he’s running Zack’s "good" eye across the top rope!!

[Richards]- That has GOT to be one of the most painful maneuvers there are!

[Deyo]- Maneuver? There’s nothing to it but blatant cheating!!

[Richards]- Yeah, but it can change the tide of a match in the blink of an eye.

[Deyo]- That was BAD, Rick. Just keep to the color commentary, please. And now Watts is running back across that top rope with the INJURED eye!!! My God, he could just end the man’s career.

[Richards]- If the members of TSK are willing to throw a Fireball into the man’s face, what makes you think that they are going to let up and not use everything to their advantage? They have said they are on a mission, and that is EXACTLY what "The Natural" is doing right now.

[Deyo]- Watts is still cranking down on the side headlock, but it’s "Blue Thunder" with the presence of mind to counter it with a Belly to Back Suplex!!!

[Richards]- You have to marvel at the way how Zack is able to keep his thoughts straight while taking such a brutal punishment from Watts.

[Deyo]- Zack rubs his right eye as he's starting to regain his vision. Both men on their feet. Watts moves in towards Logan who jumps up and has him in a crucifix...one...two...thr...kickout!

[Richards]- That was soooo close! He almost caught "The Natural" napping.

[Deyo]- Zack is up and he's waiting patiently as Watts slowly gets to his feet. Zack with a standing Frankensteiner. A knee to the leg of Watts, and another! Zack grabs the leg and...Figure Four Leg Lock!!!!

[Richards]- This could be it! They're in the center of the ring and the champ has this locked on good and tight.

[Deyo]- The referee is asking "The Natural" but he refuses to give up. He falls back and now the ref counts...one...two...he sits up. Watts is in a great deal of pain and he's trying to turn over onto his stomach to reverse the hold.

[Richards]- That far way from the ropes to break it, that’s about all he CAN do to get out of it.

[Deyo]- "The Natural" is starting to roll over to his left side, and Zack is FRANTICALLY trying to fight the reversal attempt by keeping his leverage on Watts.

[Richards]- I don’t think he can keep it up forever, Dave.

[Deyo]- It looks like Zack is realizing it too because he’s now hammering away on the exposed knee of Watts with both fists.

[Richards]- That looks like it may have done the trick because "The Natural" is on his back and the ref is starting to count!!

[Deyo]- One……....Two………...THR…..NO!!!!! Watts sits-up JUST in the nick of time.

[Richards]- A lot of good that did because Logan has just POPPED Watts in the kisser with a quick jab, and Watts is back on his shoulders again.

[Deyo]- One………TWO………NO!!!! Sit-up by WATTS!!!

[Richards]- Logan again with the quick jab.

[Deyo]- But it was BLOCKED!!!! And it’s "The Natural" returning the favor with a rake to the eyes of Logan. And it’s Logan falling on his shoulders and it’s Watts going back to the reversal.

[Richards]- It looks like he’s going to get it, but all because of that desperation move by Watts to break Zack’s concentration.

[Deyo]- Zack is trying to fight it, but he’s on the edge……and…….It’s REVERSED by Watts and now it’s the Champion who’s feeling the effects of that crippling move.

[Richards]- But not for long because Zack is right by the ropes and he’s hanging on to them for dear life so that the ref can untangle their legs.

[Deyo]- Well Watts does look a bit hobbled because he’s having trouble getting to his feet, and it’s Logan who’s limping to the center of the ring.

[Richards]- OOOOOHH!!!! Vicious kick to the face of Watts puts the challenger back on his shoulders.

[Deyo]- And Zack isn’t waiting there, because he’s going for the pin. One……. TWO……Kickout by "The Natural".

[Richards]- Zack will either have to do something about Watts’ upper body strength, or need to go for the submission if he’s going to have any chance at just a regular pin attempt.

[Deyo]- It looks like he’s following your advice because he’s going to the Figure Four again….. NO!!! He’s going to the Spinning Step Over Toe Hold, and STILL working on the knee of Watts!!

[Richards]- He’s seemed to have learned his lesson with that reversal attempt by "The Natural" and he’s just continually spinning and reapplying that hold on Watts knee. And just LISTEN to the challenger scream in pain. Makes up for those eye gouges he had used earlier.

[Deyo]- Yes, but Watts has quickly sat up and he’s grabbed "Blue Thunder" around the neck and is going for the small package!!!! ONE………. TWO……… THR …….. NO!!!!!! Kickout by "Blue Thunder" JUST in time!!

[Richards]- I can't believe how technical this match has turned! A great scientific move and an equally great counter. Contrary to popular belief, "The Natural" is not strictly a brawler. He does have an extensive background in collegiate wrestling.

[Deyo]- What college did he wrestle for?

[Richards]- Well...he didn't exactly wrestle in college. During the try-outs at the University of Iowa, he injured three wrestlers and the coach.

[Deyo]- I didn't know he went to the University of Iowa!

[Richards]- He didn't, he just showed up at the tryouts!

[Deyo]- "The Natural" is trying to walk off the effects from that Figure Four Leg Lock and the series of Spinning Step Over Toe holds applied by "Blue Thunder".

[Richards]- I don't care how big a man is, the knees are one place that if you injure it enough, the man is all but helpless.

[Deyo]- Logan to his feet, but "The Natural" is there for a scoop slam on Zack

[Richards]- I think he's trying to check on the stability of that leg, Dave.

[Deyo]- It looks like you are right, Rick, because Lawrence is flexing that knee, trying to get more circulation in it while he waits for Logan to try to get back on his feet.

[Richards]- This may not be a wise move if he gives the champ too much time to recover.

[Deyo]- Well Watts may have just overheard you because he's back over to Logan and is pulling him up by the hair, and AGAIN with a Scoop Body Slam onto Logan's back.

[Richards]- Well I think he's just making sure that his knee is alright.... he must have something in mind.

[Deyo]- Look at Watts, he now has a kind of spring to his step.

[Richards]- He looks pretty excited about something......

[Deyo]- Watts grabs Logan by the arm, whips him into the ropes..... and he just HOISTS the champ over his head!

[Richards]- Ohh.....you KNOW he's going for the Gorilla Press Slam because he's been concentrating on Zack's back.

[Deyo]- NO!!! He drops Logan down onto his knee with a STOMACHBREAKER!!!! And the champ is gasping for breath, catching him right in the solarplexes.

[Richards]- But why? Why work on the back and then move to the stomach?

[Deyo]- THIS is why!!!! Watts is wasting no time and has "Blue Thunder" by the legs and turns him into a Boston Crab!!!! And "The Natural" is sitting down low and pulling back on those legs of Logan.

[Richards]- Oh, THAT’S why he pulled that Stomachbreaker: Those body slams were to soften up the back, but the Stomachbreaker to make it harder for the champ to breathe while being put into this submission maneuver.

[Deyo]- Adam Kent is asking Zack if he's had enough.

[Richards]- I doubt Logan can say much at the moment, but he is EMPHATICALLY shaking his head "No"!! He wouldn't give up that easy!

[Deyo]- Zack is trying to power his way out!!! He's going for a pushup.....and Watts can't believe his eyes!!! The champ is powering up against the force of Watts, and it looks like he'll be able to escape the Boston Crab....

[Richards]- Don't speak too soon. Watts has let go of the legs....

[Deyo]- OH MY, and jumps into the air and DOWN across the small of the back with his glutius maximus.

[Richards]- Just under 300 pounds on one portion of the body....SOMETHING is going to give!!!

[Deyo]- "The Natural" is sizing Logan up......charges him from behind......and DROPS "Blue Thunder" like a bad habit with a Running Bulldog!!!!

[Richards]- But Watts isn't even attempting to make the pin......he's set on punishing the champ as much as possible.

[Deyo]- It looks like we could see a Piledriver here.....NO!!! Logan dropped his head as low to the ground as possible and then threw his head back and CRUSHED the family jewels of Watts!!!!

[Richards]- Now THAT's what I call using your head!!

[Deyo]- And now it's Zack to return the favor with a Piledriver of his own!

[Richards]- NO!!! Logan changed his mind and went for a HUGE Powerbomb!!!!

[Deyo]- This could be it!!! ONE..........TWO...........THREE!!!!

[Richards]- HE KICKED OUT!!!!! Just in the nick of time because Adam Kent had his hand coming down to touch the canvas on that three count, but Watts was JUST able to get that shoulder up. I tell you, these two men have the stamina of cruiserweights.

[Deyo]- Logan whips him into the ropes and...Logan has locked a Sleeper Hold on Watts.

[Richards]- It's nightie night time for "The Natural". Adam Kent is looking closely. He's making sure it's not a choke.

[Deyo]- Well he's also seeing if "The Natural" has anything left in him. He lifts the arm.........and down. Adam Kent is checking again too see if there is ANY signs of a choke. And a SECOND time the arm drops limp.

[Richards]- "The Natural" has gone beddy-bye and so have his chances for the Trans World Title!

[Deyo]- Adam Kent checking for the third time........it's dropping.......NO!!!! Watts still has a little bit left in him as he's holding on by the skin of his teeth. Oh, he's reached down and has picked up the legs of Logan is running backwards piggy-back style and CRUSHES "Blue Thunder" against the turnbuckles.

[Richards]- He had to do something to get out of it.....

[Deyo]- Watts is trying to get out of the corner, but Zack still has the Sleeper on partially....but Watts is reaching up....."THE VERDICT"!!!!!!!!

[Richards]- That's his move! If he can cover him it's all over.

[Deyo]- The referee is starting to count on both men. One......two......three...

[Richards]- This match has just taken it's toll on both of these combatants.

[Deyo]- ......four......

[Richards]- Zack is starting to move and is on his hands and knees, trying to gather his strength to stand up.

[Deyo]- Five...........

[Richards]- And Watts is stirring, using the ropes as leverage to pull himself up.

[Deyo]- Six.........Zack is on one knee.....and now "The Natural"........SEVEN............

[Richards]- It looks like Zack is making it to his feet first, but he looks pretty disoriented.

[Deyo]- EIGHT...........And Watts has pulled himself up to his feet with the use of the ropes.....and Logan just CHARGES Watts with a DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE that hurls Watts over the top rope and onto the concrete floor. Where is he getting this energy from, Rick? And now he's ripping away at the bandage on his face!!!!!

[Richards]- That is disgusting! His flesh is gone! I believe a SKIN GRAPH is in order after this match.

[Deyo]- But the fans are loving it! Zack is looking out to the crowd.....he's putting his hand to his ear?

[Richards]- He's checking to see if he hears them.

[Deyo]- And Logan with the Double CROTCH CHOP!!!!

<"SMEG OFF!!!!!!!!!" is roared through the crowd of onlookers that fill the Planet Dome.>

[Richards]- Zack is just mentally pumped up!!!!

[Deyo]- And it's Watts sliding back into the ring under the bottom rope. Logan grabs Watts and whips him into the turnbuckles. And it's Zack from the opposite corner and LEAPS into the air with a Flying Splash on the helpless Watts!!!

[Richards]- Did you see the AIR he got?!!

[Deyo]- And now it must be Superplex time as Logan is placing "The Natural" on the top turnbuckle and he's climbing up to join him.

[Richards]- Look at all of the fans on their feet as they can sense Logan is getting ready to end this match.!!!

[Deyo]- "Blue Thunder" hooks his arm around the neck of Watts........but the Superplex is BLOCKED!!!! Watts hooked his legs and blocked the attempt! Logan goes for another attempt- and it's blocked again!!! "The Natural" now with a Big Boot to the groin of Logan!!!!

[Richards]- And the kick...... It's GOOD!!!!! That looked like a 50 yard field goal attempt!

[Deyo]- Logan falls on his back from the turnbuckles. Watts is up and he could be going for a big elbow........but he SLIPS and fell head fist onto the groin of Logan!!! Zack has got some SERIOUS problems now!

[Richards]- Watts didn't slip. Did you see how fast he jumped up from that? If he REALLY slipped, it would've taken him a lot longer to get up.

[Deyo]- Watts picks up Logan and grabs him from behind and now HE'S placing ZACK onto the top turnbuckle facing the crowd.

[Richards]- Oh, he's gonna go for a Belly to Back Superplex!!!! This is going to do it!!!!!

[Deyo]- But how can he? He's climbed up to the second turnbuckle and has got "Blue Thunder" in a Full Nelson? Is that to get better leverage or something?

[Richards]- OH MY GOD!!!!!! Did you SEE THAT???!!!!! Watts picked up Logan and spun him into a Face-First Full Nelson POWERSLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deyo]- The two of them are down in the middle of the ring, and "The Natural" STILL has the Full Nelson applied on Logan as he's pushing forward and putting a LOT of pressure against the neck of Zack!!!!

[Richards]- Where the HELL do they come UP with these new maneuvers?! This Watts is one SADISTIC son-of-a-gun!!! I'll bet you he's has probably busted "Blue Thunder"'s nose. Can you believe the IMPACT coming off of the top turnbuckle like that and landing FACE FIRST into the mat??!!!

[Deyo]- Well Watts didn't knock Logan out from the maneuver, and Adam Kent is asking Zack if he wants to submit............ but he's screaming "No"!!! From here, it looks like the referee can't read Logan's face because his face is STILL buried in the mat!!!!

[Richards]- And just think.....you KNOW that his face HAS to be feeling like it's on fire because of the damage from the fireball earlier tonight!! ! But the champion is STILL screaming "No"!!!

[Deyo]- Logan is hollering at the top of his lungs as "The Natural" is on Zack's back and locking that Full Nelson on EVEN TIGHTER!!!!! Watts' hands are around the base of the skull where it meets the neck, and because of the size of his massive hands and forearms, Zack's arms are being pushed up real high so that he can't reach anything with his hands!!!!!!!

[Richards]- The amount of pressure on his neck and shoulders is unbelievable!

[Deyo]- And now Watts is POUNDING "Blue Thunder"'s face into the mat REPEATEDLY with that Full Nelson locked on!!!!!

[Richards]- This HAS to be signs of the challenger's frustration at NOT getting Zack to submit. You can HEAR the pain that Logan is going through as his left eye, which is NO LONGER protected with the bandage, is turning into a bloody mess on the mat from the beating that Watts is just laying down on Logan.

[Deyo]- I can't hear exactly WHAT Watts is saying, but he's just GRINDING that left eye into the mat!!! The Adam Kent is going to have to do SOMETHING if Zack is unable to get out of this hold.

[Richards]- As LONG as Zack appears to be conscious and is NOT submitting to Watts, it is a matter of the ref's discretion to stop the match due to the amount of blood loss.

[Deyo]- This show of courage by "Blue Thunder" has GOT to be admired by all of his fans out there, but you have to wonder just how much he can take.

[Richards]- Or how much Watts can dish out.

[Deyo]- It looks like Watts is starting to get to his feet, but he is keeping Zack in that Full Nelson hold. He might be going for the Giant Swing on Logan. NO!!! He decides to punish Logan MORE with a Face-First Russian Legsweep!!!

[Richards]- Now I KNOW Logan got his nose busted on that one! It looked like Watts was AIMING the point of Zack's nose straight into the mat!!! You know, with the blood loss coming from the area around the left eye, and a busted nose, Logan is going to have trouble breathing, and if that's the case, its going to take even MORE of a toll on the champion.

[Deyo]- Adam Kent is checking again with "Blue Thunder" who appears to be groggy, but is still shaking his head "No".

[Richards]- Ooooh......the WORDS spewing from "The Natural"'s mouth!!!! You know how they say a person talks like a sailor?

[Deyo]- Yeah.

[Richards]- Well, he talks like a pilot, a soldier and a Marine as WELL!!!!

[Deyo]- I can't believe this.....Watts is picking up "Blue Thunder" AGAIN while keeping that Full Nelson locked on and is HOISTING him on top of the top turnbuckle.

[Richards]- Oh...don't tell me he's going to do it AGAIN?!

[Deyo]- Logan is just WRIGGLING around, and trying to slither his way out from underneath the arms of Watts.

[Richards]- It's actually Logan's SIZE that is hindering him. If he was a smaller wrestler, like a cruiserweight, it would be easier to slip out of the hold...but because of his own muscular physique, it is just too tough to slip out.

[Deyo]- WHAT THE???!!!! Watts is HEADBUTTING Zack in the back of the head while he's STILL perched up there on the top turnbuckle.

[Richards]- I guess he's mistaken Logan's head for an egg and is trying to crack it any way he can.

[Deyo]- "Blue Thunder" is WINCING from all of the pain his head has taken.....

[Richards]- And he's about to wince some more because here comes......

[Deyo]- Watts with a SECOND Full Nelson POWERSLAM!!!!!!! This has GOT to be it ladies and gentlemen.

[Richards]- And this time, Watts didn't try to make Zack land straight down on his head, but instead went for a bit of CHEESE GRATER action with Zack's face.

[Deyo]- Adam Kent is checking on "Blue Thunder"........he's raising the hand once.......and it falls back down to the canvas.

[Richards]- Oh NO!!! This could be IT.....

[Deyo]- The referee is checking on Zack a second time and raising the arm......

[Richards]- That's TWICE.........if it falls once more, it's all over........

[Deyo]- Adam Kent raises Zack’s arm the third time...........

[Richards]- He's OUT!!!!!! "Blue Thunder"'s arm hit the canvas for the THIRD TIME and we have ourselves a NEW TRANSWORLD CHAMPION!!!!!

[Deyo]- Watts doesn't want to let go of the HOLD!!!

[Richards]- But Adam Kent is warning him he'll IMMEDIATELY reverse the decision.....

[Deyo]- Finally, Watts relinquishes the hold.

[Richards]- And "Blue Thunder" relinquishes the BELT. As valiantly as Zack "Blue Thunder" Logan wrestled today to defend the Trans World Title, he had a NUMBER of obstacles in his way.

[Deyo]- Yeah.....namely TSK!!!!!

[Pattera- Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match...and NEW Planet Wrestling Trans World Champioooon..."THE NATURAL" LAAAAWWWWRRRRENCE WATTS!"

[Deyo]- Whether you like him or not, you have to respect the abilities of the new Trans World champion. And even without the TW title, you HAVE to tip your hat to Zack Logan: The “Blue Thunder” showed a LOT of guts to even show up to this match, much less put up the fight that he did tonight! That was one hell of a match!!

[Deyo]- WHAT IS THIS???!!!! Another TRICK by Smokin' John and TSK?

[Richards]- Noooo, it HAS to be The Dehumanizer!!!!! He said he was going to take out EVERYONE involved in Planet Wrestling!!

[Deyo]- I can't see a DAMN thing, but something is happening in the middle of the ring.....Rick can you see ANYTHING?

[Richards]- I SURE CAN!!!!!! The New Generation X have JUST upped the anty by laying out "The Natural" in the middle of the ring!!!

[Deyo]- And look on his back!!! Written in blue and black spray paint are the words, "TSK SUCKS"!!!!!

[Richards]- For all of those submarine sandwiches that "The Natural" would eat at ringside, it looks like Zack and the NX are able to get a bit of a victory out of it by giving back some of the medicine that TSK had force-fed them in the prior months.

[Deyo]- I'm not sure if the fans in the Planet Dome can tell, but I'm looking here on the monitor, and it's quite obvious that "The Natural" had to have been blinded by some of that spray paint in the eyes because there is some black stuff around them both. And of course, he then must have just gotten beaten to hell with that steel chair by "Black Thunder".

[Richards]- You know the saying.....What GOES around COMES around, and TSK has just had a taste of that tonight!!!

[Deyo]- True, but they still won the title, not to mention that the tag titles are in their possession and there’s STILL the possibility that Smokin John Hayes could bring the PW World Heavyweight Championship into the slimy clutches of TSK! It should be QUITE interesting in the weeks to come to see what kind of reaction we get from "The Natural" and TSK.

[Richards]- You're right but I don't think the fans agree as they are all chanting "TSK SUCKS”! But MAN, if this match was any indicator, we can at the very LEAST expect to see some exciting matches on the horizon...

[Deyo]- And the action just KEEPS heating up here tonight folks!!

[Deyo]- The night skies HAVE cleared up and a crew has been squeegeeing off the roof: Ladies and gentlemen, we thought that it may be postponed, but the wait is almost over for THE most extreme match the world will EVER have witnessed to date as six men will battle it out for the vacated Extreme Championship on TOP of the Planet Dome itself!!

[Richards]- It’s going to be quite a test to see who’s really king of the castle, Dave, THAT’s for sure! There may be nets there to catch people so they don’t fall to their untimely demise, but don’t think that it’s going to make the whole experience any less painful: Those nets are there for their safety, sure. But I can GUARANTEE that if people like the one involved in this match don’t hurt ya’, that the burns from metal on flesh for the cascade down the curvature of the roof will! I’d bet my bottom dollar that NO ONE walks out of this one unscathed, Dave! Each and EVERY one of these guys had better have a hospital bed ready and waiting for them after this one, ‘cause it’s likely that they’ll be needing it!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! Let’s get to a shot of the outside now, where as you can hear, the helicopters have refueled and are circling the building, and up there in one of them is the fan with the best seat for the match: the contest winner from the Victoria University of Wellington in Wellington, New Zealand, the lucky and innovative winner of that contest, Ms. Christina Kelburn!!

[Deyo]- And these are the helicopters that are giving her and us this spectacular bird’s eye view of the Dome itself! They’re going to be our eyes from here on in folks, so it’s a show we’re going to have to get used to. I’m told that the separate ‘copters bringing the men up are loading up as we speak, so let’s talk a little about this match, one to be burned into the memory of wrestling fans worldwide for a long, LONG time to come.

[Richards]- Considering what we’ve seen so far tonight, there’s no doubt about that, Dave! You have to hand it to the Gibbs for putting this one to the fans and give a tip of the hat to that young woman from New Zealand who’s seeing the show up there right now, for coming up with some of the framework for a match of this magnitude! Everyone KNEW that as soon as a 6-man match for the now vacant Extreme Title went up for grabs that it would be hard for a ring to hold the men who signed up, but who KNEW that it was going to be so huge that the ground we WALK on wouldn’t be quite enough and that we’d be seeing Extreme taken to a WHOLE new level!

[Deyo]- Yeah! And literally at that! So now we have a match that NO ONE could possibly be going into prepared seeing that this type of match has NEVER been wrestled, putting each and every one of these competitors on an even playing field... so to speak.

[Richards]- <chuckles.> We know what you mean, Dave. But with this kind of stipulation tagged on to this match, virtually ANYTHING can happen. And as we last saw all six participants together, the Gibbs asked the very literal question “WHO is going to come out on top?” It’s not an easy question to answer with the superstar-studded lineup that we have involved in this one: We have the Crippler fresh with his new chip on his shoulder! We have a man that he’s all too familiar with from their absolutely INSANE extreme-rules match that took place just weeks ago- I’m talking about big man Kevin “The Iceberg” Hall! And speaking of big men, who can overlook the menace of the bizarre Russian- The Flying Muskrat? Or will we see former TCW champ “Better Than You” Brian Collins finally have his opportunity to get some gold back around his waist to return to the glory he was used to in his previous federation? Could we see “The IceMan” Matt Michaels finally get some of the recognition he’s been seeking since his impressive series of wins that he’s seized since his Planet Wrestling debut? And as if all these men WEREN’T enough, you can’t overlook the last-minute entrant to the match: The vicious and savage Dehumanizer!! I’ve made a few predictions in my day, but I’m feeling pretty hard-pressed to make one this time around, but I know that there’s people out there in TV land just ITCHIN’ to have my opinion on this, so I’m going to go out on a limb and actually make my prediction for this one: I’m seeing The Canadian Crippler having the experience and smarts to stay alive in this match and be the winner.

[Deyo]- <Seems a little hesitant, considering Rick’s prediction.> You could be right, Rick: As you said- Just about ANYTHING can happen in a match like this, which goes FURTHER to prove that just about anything can happen in Planet Wrestling. I’m not going to be so bold as to pick one of these six as coming out on top, considering the repercussion that could result for me if I do.

[Deyo]- The IceMan looking confident and ready to go! He’s a big favorite to win this match with a lot of the fans, considering some great showings in his first few matches here in Planet Wrestling: It’ll be interesting to see if he can take it to the extreme here tonight!

[Richards]- He’s a good wrestler and a great athlete, Dave, but the real test tonight is going to be one of stamina and endurance for Michaels: He’s proved that he has some ring smarts and the ability to back it up, but he’s never been tested in extreme competition in the PW to date...

[Richards]- Once again, there’s my night’s pick: The Crippler already on his way to the top of the Planet Dome. Just one more reason that I think he’ll be the victor tonight is to make up for what must have been an embarrassing loss to “The Iceberg” Kevin Hall, when the big man came up with an upset over the Canadian Crippler in one of the most extreme matches we’ve seen in the PW to date.

[Richards]- That’s one night that he’s not likely to put behind him too soon, despite what he’d have you believe!

[Richards]- ANOTHER masked man?!! Who the he!! Is THAT?!

[Deyo]- <pauses> I... I think that it’s the man who was the other half of that extreme rules match, Rick: I believe it’s “The Iceberg” Kevin Hall! He’s about the right size...

<“The Kids Aren’t Alright” by The Offspring plays...>

[Man]- <yelling to be heard over the beating noise of the propellor> Get ready to get wrecked!

[Deyo]- That’s Hall alright! There’s no mistaking it!

[Richards]- And just take a gander at what the big man is WEARING: He’s practically dressed in a suit of ARMOR for goodness sake! He’s wearing those same steeltoes that he wore on the 13th, only this time it looks like there’s SPIKES on the bottom of them! And look at that chest plate, bracers on his arms, and the plates on his legs! The man must have been a BOY SCOUT when he was a kid, ‘cause once again he’s come prepared!

[Deyo]- You’re not KIDDING! And look at those knobby things on the metal parts- to give that little bit of extra pain no doubt!

[Richards]- The man never ceases to amaze me, Dave! He has a future in this sport, that’s for SURE!

[Deyo]- Brain Collins is ready to go to WAR from the looks of it!

[Richards]- He has the ring experience from his TCW days to know that this one’s going to be a WAR, Dave! But now matter HOW much of a veteran this guy is and no matter HOW many championships he’s won, he’s STILL going to have to be ready to take no prisoners and shoot first, ask questions later!

[Deyo]- And there’s the man that holds something over ALL the heads of the competitors in this match: He’s the former Heavyweight Champion of the World- The Dehumanizer! I’m not sure who’s going to be up to stopping this man, Rick: We both saw, along with the rest of the world, what this man’s apparently renewed philosophy is all about. And unfortunately for Crazy Dude and the Almighty Kippo, they found out FIRST hand that the Dehumanizer’s not so much out to win as he is out to hurt you!

[Richards]- There’s no doubt about it, Dave! Dehumanizer is a dangerous, sadistic man bent on inflicting pain. If I was a wrestler, I wouldn’t think TWICE about joining into a reforming PAIN Foundation: If nothing else, I’d stand a better chance of being spared from this massive man’s wrath!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding!

[Richards]- Which brings me around to once again remind everyone that this is another match that isn’t NEARLY for the faint of heart! UGH!!

[Deyo]- The man’s got a few screws loose, Rick, that much is for certain! But he’s shown in his first few outings some real tenacity in the extreme department of the PW! And let me ASSURE you that the Hickory Nutcracker is no laughing matter!

[Deyo]- As you can see, all the competitors are on their way up to the top and we’ll soon be ready to get things underway in this battle for the PW Extreme Title! They’re just flying into position...

[Deyo]- What the-?!! That’s BLIZZARD!!! He’s not scheduled to be a part of this match!!

[Deyo]- OhmyGOD!!! Blizzard is going to be a special guest referee for the match!!!! The Gibbs have been promising that this one was going to be BIG, but this is HUGE!!! The legendary “Extreme” Icon, Blizzard will be the special guest referee!!

[Richards]- I can’t believe this! I’m as big a Blizzard fan as the next guy, but what on EARTH do we need a referee in a match like THIS for?!!

[Deyo]- I’m not quite sure, but you can’t deny that it’s added some SERIOUS spice to the mix! We hadn’t seen or heard much at all from Blizzard ever since the controversial ending to his cage match against now the now stripped-of-the-title Katsushiko Suzuki! This is QUITE a surprise to say the LEAST!!!

[Deyo]- Blizzard climbing down into the ring now and I can just IMAGINE what’s going through the heads of some of the on-looking competitors!

[Richards]- Crippler being lowered down first and he’s doesn’t look like he knows WHAT to think! And check out the look on Dehumanizer’s face! Even though the he and Blizzard have tagged in the past, it doesn’t look like he’s happy at ALL at this unforseen variable being added to the mix! Collins touching down on the outside of the ring and Dehumanizer and Crippler are staring each other down and sizing one another up!

[Deyo]- Hall and Michaels being dropped off on opposite sides of the ring- You could cut the tension on the roof with a KNIFE folks! The Muskrat is finally setting his feet down on the free side of the ring. Blizzard’s given a signal and this one’s ON!

*** Dehumanizer vs. Michaels vs. Crippler vs. Hall vs. Collins vs. Muskrat: Extreme Championship Match ***

[Deyo]- Dehumanizer and Crippler- OH! Kneelift by Dehumanizer doubles Crippler over! Sledges him down to the mat! Michaels sliding into the ring- Chop block knocks Dehumanizer off his feet with authority!!

[Richards]- Dehumanizer will have his number after that shot!

[Deyo]- But Michaels quickly rolling out of the ring! Iceberg and the Muskrat getting right in there on the action though and following in is Collins- Hall going for the Crippler but it’s Collins cutting him off at the pass! They lock up and- JESUS! Hall just shoved him into a corner with authority!! Hall now scooping Crippler off the mat- OH! Kidney shot from behind by the Flying Muskrat! Michaels still on the outside looking for an opening, and that may be a good strategy folks!

[Richards]- It’s kill or be killed in there, Dave! The IceMan is playing it smart and staying out of the action so far and in doing so, isn’t getting hurt.

[Deyo]- But can that last? Muskrat sends Hall to the ropes- LEVELS him with a clothesline! Dehumanizer on his feet and- DOWN with a splash on Hall! Collins on the top- FROG SPLASH BY COLLINS!!! Dear GOD- MUSKRAT SPLASHES DOWN ON TOP OF THEM ALL!!!! We’ve got a four car PILEUP here folks!

[Richards]- The Canadian Crippler now- puts the boots to the Flying Muskrat! Muskrat tangled up in that mangled mess of bodies and is having trouble covering up and the Canadian Crippler is taking COMPLETE advantage of the situation! The Muskrat finally getting untangled and to his feet, but Crippler is just hammering away with a series of right hands! The IceMan climbing back onto the apron again- He’s going to the top- Flying crossbody brings the big Russian down to the canvas!!! What a move!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! Michaels REALLY picking his spots well so far- Looks like I spoke too soon as the Crippler just dropped an elbow down into the IceMan’s lower back!

[Richards]- It was only a matter of time before someone caught him!

[Deyo]- Crippler now hauling Michaels off of Muskrat- Tosses the NX member to the outside and Michaels landed HARD!

[Richards]- He just landed on a steel surface, Dave: Notice there’s no protective mat surrounding the ring! Iceberg has to be hurting after that fall!

[Deyo]- And Crippler wasting no time and going back to work on Muskrat! He’s on top of him and wailing away on the nasty Russian! Finally SOMEONE’S taking out the trash!

[Richards]- Collins finally getting off the pig pile, but he’s holding his back: Looks like the Muskrat had really nailed his mark, but what about ICEBERG, who’s at the bottom of that pile and who had a ton of body mass on top of him?!! If NOTHING else, he must be roasting to death in that armour of his and choking on that mask! I’ll bet he’s wishing he’d dressed a bit lighter for the occasion!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! Crippler with a handful of Muskrat’s hair- SLAMS him face first into the turnbuckle! And agai- NO! Blocked by Muskrat- Gouge to the eyes and down goes Crippler! The Muskrat taking a second to catch his breath... Collins looking like he’s getting his wind back and Dehumanizer trying to get to his feet... Nailed from behind by Collins! Dehumanizer finally off of Kevin Hall, but just look at the Iceberg: I can’t see if he’s conscious or not due to that mask he’s wearing, but the big man isn’t moving folks, that much is for certain!

[Richards]- It looks like he may be seriously injured already, Dave! And who WOULDN’T be?! Just think for a second about how much weight came crashing down on to him to force the air out of his body and crush him! Collins following up on Dehumanizer- drops the elbow- Dehumanizer rolled out of the way! And now he’s just choking the life out of “Better than You”! And the Canadian Crippler having some trouble of his own as the Flying Muskrat has managed to turn the tables there and his choking the man from New Brunswick out with the bottom rope! Michaels finally making his way back into the ring after that nasty spill he took... He’s sneaking up behind the Muskrat... Muskrat turning around-

[Deyo]- ICEKICK BY THE ICEMAN!!! And down went Muskrat like a ton of bricks!! WHAT a move!

[Richards]- Indeed it was: The IceMan timed that side kick PERFECTLY, but might have only knocked the wind out of Muskrat with it: I’m not so sure that he’d be able to get enough height on it to catch the Russian in the face when he’s standing at his full height! But he’s not letting that stop him- Michaels pulling Muskrat up by that afro of his... Setting him up- JESUS GOD!! Crippler had climbed to the top and flew out of NOWHERE with a MOONSAULT and FLATTENED Michaels!! There’s bodies EVERYWHERE!!

[Deyo]- Unbelievable!

[Richards]- You know what’s REALLY unbelievable? The fact that Blizzard hasn’t gotten caught in the crossfire yet! The man’s huge, but he’s effectively kept a neutral position in this match and stayed out of the way!!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding! Dehumanizer now with Collins and in complete control- Rake to the eyes! Now he has him by the throat- Hoisting him up with one hand!! Turning around aaand- OH!!!! Dehumanizer just CHOKESLAMMED Brian Collins down onto the body of Matt Michaels!!! Absolutely DEVASTATING! The Dehumanizer not showing ANY respect for his opponents here! Dehumanizer looking down at his handiwork with a look of hatred and satisfaction! The man’s SICK I tell you!... Crippler off the ropes- Runs into Dehumanizer with a lariat- But the big man is unfazed! Crippler taking ANOTHER run at it- Off the ropes- Dehumanizer has him by the throat!! Wait just a second- Kevin Hall up to his feet! From behind- Kick to the back of the Dehumanizer’s knee! Dehumanizer letting Crippler go!

[Richards]- MAN! Dehumanizer looks hurt! And being on the end of a kick from those steel toe boots, it’s not surprising!

[Deyo]- Hall with Dehumanizer- Hoists him up into a torture rack!!! Amazing! Hall still having the energy to lift a 330 pound man like that and he’s shaking him like a rag doll up there! I don’t think I’ve EVER seen Dehumanizer manhandled like that! OH!!!

[Richards]- And after that LOW BLOW to Iceberg courtesy of the Flying Muskrat, you may not see anyone ELSE doing it again for a long time! The Iceberg just SANK to the mat and Dehumanizer lander right on the back of his neck. Talk about adding insult... to insult I guess. Crippler rushing in there- Dragon sleeper applied on the Flying Muskrat!! Muskrat down to one knee. Michaels on the other side of the ring shoving the off the body of Collins...

[Deyo]- Muskrat getting back to his feet! I can’t believe the man is hanging on this LONG!! Muskrat reaching in toward Crippler’s waist- He has him! Pulls him in- Northern Lights SUPLEX!! Unbelievable counter by the big Russian! Maybe he really CAN wrestle, and not just beat opponents into oblivion! Michaels in the meantime has gotten to his feet and it doesn’t look like the Muskrat is at ALL happy with him after he’d received that superkick earlier... Muskrat moving in- Boot to the midsection by the Flying Muskrat! Matt Michaels doubled over!

[Richards]- But a rake to the back by Muskrat straightened him up in a hurry!- MAN!!! Muskrat almost took The IceMan’s head clean OFF with a VICIOUS lariat! The man means business folks! Drops the knee right across IceMan’s throat! But here comes my man, the Crippler once again! Muskrat saw him all the way though and he’s ready for him and standing his ground-

[Deyo]- They’re locking up! Collins is getting up- Nails Crippler from behind with the double axehandle! Muskrat takes control with a kneelift to the midsection of Crippler! Standing waistlock- Gutwrenches him up- Holding him up there- Collins joining in for the DOUBLE POWERBOMB on the Canadian Crippler!!! The Canadian Crippler WRITHING in pain on the canvas! Muskrat with a boot to the midsection of Collins though and sends the former TCWer to the canvas!! Muskrat sets Collins up- ANOTHER powerbomb!!

[Richards]- Collins should have been ready for that: There’s no loyalty to anyone in a match like this!

[Deyo]- Especially not from swine like the Muskrat!

[Richards]- <chuckles> Kevin Hall finally shaking the cobwebs out and pulling himself to his feet with the help of the ropes, but Dehumanizer slowly getting to his feet too... Iceberg really slow to his feet... Muskrat’s charging him- Clotheslines him to the floor outside- OH! And the Iceberg hitting the floor HARD!! Muskrat turning around and moving back to the Canadian Crippler who looks like he’s still hurting from that double powerbomb... Muskrat with Crippler by the wrist and he’s dragging toward the ring ropes... Muskrat now GRINDING those hand-crafted sandals into the face of Crippler and using the top rope for added leverage!

[Deyo]- Can we get a better shot of that?- Yes- Just as I thought: The Canadian Crippler’s forehead is bleeding from the grinding action of those wooden sandals that the Muskrat’s digging into his face!! The man is a lunatic I tell you!

[Richards]- From behind- Dehumanizer- Clothesline on Muskrat aaand- BOTH men falling to the outside!!! Dehumanizer just came out of NOWHERE like a freight train from hell and now both of these heavyweights have crashed on the outside of the ring! Dehumanizer hauling himself up with the ring apron and Muskrat trying to push himself to a vertical base- They’re both up and duking it out!! Punches are being hammered back and FORTH but NEITHER man is giving up an INCH!!! Dehumanizer with a thumb to the eye!

[Deyo]- Finally Muskrat getting some of his own medicine! Dehumanizer with Muskrat by the afro- SLAMS his face into the ringpost with AUTHORITY!! But here come Kevin Hall from the other side of the ring!

[Richards]- Dehumanizer turning around- OH!!!! Big boot from the bottom of Hall’s spiked boot and the Dehumanizer is down and bleeding up a storm already!! Dehumanizer with punctures on his face, but I think Hall missed his eyes somehow! But the rest of holes made in his face won’t be making him a happy camper, THAT’S for sure!! Dehumanizer though getting up... and the Iceberg is now hauling up the Muskrat but he doesn’t see Dehumanizer! Dehumanizer from behind- reverse bearhug applied on Iceberg!

[Deyo]- Hall struggling, but Dehumanizer has that hold on and TIGHT! My LORD!! Dehumanizer’s actually CRUSHING that metal chest plate that Hall is wearing into his body!!! The man’s strength is INCREDIBLE!

[Richards]- I’d expect this kind of thing from a man like Lawrence Watts, but the Dehumanizer, whether he’s running on adrenaline or what, is just squeezing the life out of “The Iceberg” Kevin Hall! We KNOW that it’s not just some flimsy sheet of aluminum either, after it didn’t buckle under the weight of three other men earlier in this match!

[Deyo]- On the inside- Michaels on his feet and off the ropes- running- springboard off the top- Flying bodypress takes Dehumanizer and Iceberg to the floor!!! What a MOVE! Collins now rolling out of the ring- The IceMan up and- taking him off his feet with an Icekick!!! Michaels is on FIRE!!

[Richards]- And “Better than You” is flat on his ass! Michaels really planted him with that one! And Michaels still on the rampage! He’s hauling the Flying Muskrat up and off the floor and rolling him back into the ring... But I couldn’t tell you WHY for the life of me...

[Deyo]- Seems like a funny strategy to me too, Rick: The Muskrat still looking shaken from Dehumanizer hitting him into the post: It seems funny that The IceMan wouldn’t be trying to eliminate him! And now Michaels rolling to the outside again?...

[Richards]- Michaels reaching into the ring and he has one of Muskrats ankles... Now he has the other... OH!!!! He pulled Muskrat’s legs right around the post and the big Russian getting a little bit of his own medicine here after all those Hickory Nutcrackers he’s delivered to opponents since he joined the PW!! Muskrat is in the ring and howling with pain! But the IceMan isn’t finished yet!! What’s he doing?! He’s- YES! Figure four leglock around the ringpost!!! Michaels has it locked on TIGHT!!

[Deyo]- Look at Muskrat and LISTEN to the crowd in here, Rick! They’re going totally bananas! Muskrat looking like he’s in EXCRUCIATING pain! Michaels just dangling from the post with Muskrat’s legs solidly locked!! Muskrat will be lucky if he can continue if Michaels can hold onto thi- DEAR LORD!!! Dehumanizer came out of nowhere and dropped an elbow down right into the bottom of Michaels’s chin!!

[Richards]- And did you SEE his head snap backwards and into the post?!! That HAD to hurt! As a matter of fact, Dave, I’m not sure if he’s even CONSCIOUS anymore! The IceMan just falling in a heap on the floor and releasing the hold on Muskrat, but I’m not sure that Dehumanizer didn’t knock him out COLD!!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! That was 330 plus pounds coming right down into his head which snapped it back into hard steel! I have a feeling that we may be seeing the IceMan going for a ride here in short order!

[Richards]- Crippler back up on the inside, but you can tell that his back is still sore from that double powerbomb, not to mention the Muskrat grinding that sandal into his face to split him wide open! The Crippler wiping the blood out of his eyes- He sees Dehumanizer on the outside folks, and he’s after him like a man possessed!! Crippler- baseball slide to the outside knocks Dehumanizer back! Crippler and Dehumanizer going toe to toe and I can’t believe it folks! The smaller Crippler showing a LOT of guts to exchange blows like this with the huge Dehumanizer!!

[Deyo]- Iceberg finally getting up and taking that chest plate of his off so that he can BREATHE properly...

[Richards]- But the Canadian Crippler and Dehumanizer STILL going at it! Iceberg getting his bearings, but he’s holding his ribs and is obviously hurting! Iceberg staggering over to the battling pair and behind the Crippler- Waistlock from behind! Lifts- OH!!

[Deyo]- He used Crippler’s feet to ‘kick’ Dehumanizer in the face- DOWN with an atomic drop on the Crippler!!! Landing on those knobby metal plates on Iceberg’s upper leg, Crippler may want to be wearing an inflatable doughnut after that move: He might not be sitting down normally for QUITE a long time!

[Deyo]- Crippler is down on the floor and obviously in a lot of pain after that move, but he may be in for some more with Hall standing over him like that... Hall though, pulling Dehumanizer up off of the floor by the hair... Knee to the midsection by Hall! Straightening him up- Irish Whip- Reversal by Dehumanizer spinning him around- OH!!! Slamming right into the ringpost is Kevin Hall!

[Richards]- The Iceberg must have thought he had Dehumanizer hurt there: I think he was trying to send him over the SIDE!! I’m having a hard time believing that everyone’s still ON the roof to tell you the truth, Dave.

[Deyo]- Dehumanizer not wasting a second as he’s in there to follow up on Hall now and pulling him up by that mask he’s wearing... Scooping him up- Dehumanizer with Kevin Hall over his shoulder! What’s he doing?... He’s smiling and pointing toward Blizzard?... Oh no... Dehumanizer on the run- POLAR FORCE DOWN ONTO THAT PIECE OF ARMOR!!!

[Richards]- Holy CRAP!!!! You can STILL hear the echo form that running powerslam bouncing around down here in the arena! That was 330 pound of Dehumanizer on top of the 360 pound of The Iceberg crashing down into our ceiling! I hope that sucker holds... It may not be able to withstand the impact of Dehumanizer pulling off Blizzard’s finisher off again. I wonder what that was all about?...

[Deyo]- Maybe he’s just trying to send a message to Blizzard to say that if he wins this thing, that he has the Extreme Icon in his sights, Rick, but who knows with an evil intelligence like the Dehumanizer?

[Richards]- Right you are there, Dave... Dehumanizer looming over Iceberg and grinning widely over his handiwork... But Michaels by the ringpost actually getting to his feet slowly but surely... Michaels sneaking up on Dehumanizer- in there and hooks the leg- Side Russian legsweep by the IceMan!! And Dehumanizer hit the floor HARD! Michaels on top of the big man and just PULVERIZING him! Dehumanizer looks like he may have been stunned from that legsweep and is having trouble covering up!!!

[Deyo]- Michaels REALLY giving him what FOR! I guess this is a bit of revenge for knocking him out a minute ago!! He’s turning Dehumanizer into a bloody MESS!! Dehumanizer finally covering himself up! WOAH!!!

[Richards]- The Crippler from behind with the save for Dehumanizer! He knocked IceMan CLEAN off with what’s left of that steel chest plate of Iceberg’s! I’m not sure why he saved Dehumanizer when he was in such a tough spot though...

[Deyo]- Could there be an alliance forming between the two here? Crippler reaching out his hand and pulling the bloody Dehumanizer to his feet! I can’t believe what I’m SEEING!- OH!!!

[Richards]- What a MOVE!! Crippler tossed that steel plate, Dehumanizer instinctively CAUGHT it and BAM- he KICKED it right into Dehumanizer’s face! I’m guessing that we won’t be seeing either of these two making up any time soon, Dave!

[Deyo]- And Crippler still on the offense: He has Dehumanizer by the leg- stepping over- Figure four leglock applied by the Crippler!!! Dehumanizer with NOWHERE to go! Dehumanizer struggling desperately!!

[Richards]- Wait just a second! Here comes the flying Muskrat limping over!! He’s still hurting from that ringpost figure four, Dave, and he doesn’t look happy!!! Muskrat going straight for the IceMan!! Pulling him to his feet- Michaels with a punch to the midsection! And another! NO! The Flying Muskrat stopped that attack with a well-placed gouge to the eyes! Getting behind Michaels now- picks him up and it looks like it’s time for an atomic drop... Muskrat’s carrying him over...

[Deyo]- Dear LORD!!! He dropped Michaels right on top of the Crippler and he landed with his leg extended on his THROAT!!! Taking a cue from the tag champs’ match earlier tonight was the Muskrat!

[Richards]- No question that he took a page out of their book there, Dave... But I’m betting that the crazy Russian isn’t done quite yet! Dehumanizer though still locked in that move, but I’m betting that Crippler won’t be able to hold onto it too much longer... Dehumanizer struggling-

[Deyo]- I think- Yes! He’s trying to turn it over Rick! Dehumanizer leaning to the left and trying to turn the move over! I don’t know HOW the Crippler is still hanging on to the move, or how Dehumanizer is finding the strength to do this, but Dehumanizer leaning over even further! Crippler trying to fight it! The Muskrat in the meantime is pulling Matt Michaels up again and hammering away at him! Dehumanizer- quick lean to the right! He has the Canadian Crippler turned over and the hold has been reversed!! All the pressure is on the Canadian Crippler’s knees now!!

[Richards]- Dehumanizer pushing himself up with his hand for extra pressure and the Crippler has to be in a WORLD of hurt! The Flying Muskrat still pounding away at the IceMan and he’s REALLY making him pay for hurting his knees earlier! Chop to the throat by Muskrat! Muskrat down to a knee- OH!!! He just NAILED the IceMan with a low blow! Legal or not, Dave, a move like that is ALWAYS painful!

[Deyo]- We’ve seen tactics like this before from this nasty Russian: Could he be “softening him up” for the dreaded Hickory Nutcracker?!! Michaels is just folded over in pain and Muskrat setting him up for it- He has him locked in- Up- no- POWERBOMBED HIM DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF THE CANADIAN CRIPPLER!!! DEVASTATING!!!!

[Richards]- My GOD! As if Crippler wasn’t taking enough punishment from that figure four from Dehumanizer, now THIS?!! I can’t believe it! And Muskrat STILL on the rampage! Kicks IceMan off of the Crippler... Now what? He’s making his way over to Dehumanizer? Hooks Dehumanizer’s chin- Camel clutch on the Dehumanizer!! The Muskrat may be hurt, but he’s taking everyone down WITH him!! Dehumanizer still has that figure four on the Crippler, but the Flying Muskrat has Dehumanizer locked tightly in that camel clutch!

[Deyo]- Take a look over there: Kevin Hall looks like he’s come to his senses and he’s battling it out with Brian Collins! OH! Hall just landed a well placed punch and Collins looks like it stunned him! Hall setting him up- It’s Shipwreck time! And just listen to the reaction of the fans!

[Richards]- He has him up- he’s turning- My GOD!!!! “The Iceberg” Kevin Hall just POWERBOMBED the back of Collins’ HEAD into the edge of the ring apron on the down swing! I’ve never seen THAT one before!

[Deyo]- Nor have I, Rick! Collins down again and I don’t think he’ll be getting up for a while! Hall now shifting his attention to the Muskrat and Dehumanizer! Bearhug from behind on the Flying Muskrat, forcing Muskrat to release that camel clutch!! Hall lifting him up off the floor! Wrenching it on- Flips him over with a belly-to-back suplex!!!

[Richards]- Great move there by Kevin Hall! I’m not sure if he realizes it or not though, but considering the punishment that Dehumanizer’s been going through for the past few minutes, it may have been more wise to wait to attack until Muskrat finished the man off!

[Deyo]- You may be right there, Rick: Dehumanizer’s been through a lot so far and he’s bleeding like the dickens! His face is so full of red that you’d REALLY swear he’s the devil himself now if you didn’t before! But it’s Kevin Hall and the Flying Muskrat now, both men on the floor and Hall with a side headlock applied on the Muskrat... Hall holding onto it with his left arm and reaching toward his boot with his free hand... What’s he doing?...

[Richards]- I’m betting that he’s doing the same thing that he did to finish off the Crippler in their match! He’s probably going for a brass knuckle in his boot pocket...

[Deyo]- Looks like you were right, Rick! Iceberg with a brass knuckle, but Muskrat struggling and throwing him off balance! Muskrat with a shot to Hall’s ribs! Hall winding up with his right hand-

[Richards]- Crippler coming out of nowhere caught Iceberg by the wrist before he had a chance to hit Muskrat with it!! Pulls the arm- Crossface armbreaker by the Crippler on Iceberg! Iceberg didn’t see this one coming at ALL and he’s panicking!! Iceberg has released the Flying Muskrat and he’s in obvious pain from this hold applied by the Canadian Crippler! Muskrat pushing himself up to his feet- Boots Crippler in the face with those wooden sandals of his!! He just split Crippler open even wider than before!

[Deyo]- Crippler’s nose is bleeding like a tap! It’s not going to be easy to get air in if he’s choking on blood all the time folks! All of a sudden, Crippler’s in some serious trouble! But it was the Flying Muskrat with a save there on Hall from that excruciating armbreaker hold. I’m not so sure that the Muskrat realizes what Crippler just saved HIM from moments ago, Rick.

[Richards]- I’d have to say you’re right there, Dave: I’m not sure if he’s noticed that brass knuckle yet or not. Muskrat going back to Hall, who’s holding onto his shoulder. He’s hurting, folks... Muskrat now- MAN! Single arm DDT! Muskrat working the arm of the Iceberg in what is quite possibly the most scientific wrestling we’ve seen from this Russian nightmare since his PW debut. Rolling Iceberg over onto his stomach now and with a hammerlock applied! Hall’s arm HAS to be reaching it’s braking point with the pressure being put on it now!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding! The Muskrat’s a huge man, and that’s a LOT of weight that he’s forcing onto Hall’s arm! And over there on the corner of the screen we can see that it’s Michaels regaining some of his composure after that brutal powerbomb... And look at Dehumanizer- He’s actually getting up for more despite the fact that his face is virtually a cascade of blood! He was rolling around hurt there for a while and getting blood all OVER the place in the process! We’ve seen that being dangerous before, but in this type of match, it could nearly be deadly!

[Richards]- I believe you’re referring to that upset a while back in the match between the AngelKillers and the Barbarian brothers where the tide was turned with an unexpected slip in the ol’ crimson! Who could forget that one?

[Deyo]- Not the proudest moment in professional tag team history, but definitely a great match. And speaking of matches that they’ll be talking about for the years to come, we’ve had a few already tonight with another one unfolding right in front of our very eyes! Muskrat finally picking Hall up by the waistband and to his feet with that hammerlock still applied! Crippler getting to his feet, but coughing up a LUNG over there with blood running out of his mouth to match what’s coming down off of much of his face! Crippler to one knee... to his feet... Muskrat with Hall in front of him and I don’t think he’s noticed the recovering Crippler!

[Richards]- This is an instance where the Canadian Crippler’s smaller stature is going to give him an edge, Dave: He’s circling around and he’s going to get the Muskrat from behind! But Crippler... Finally, someone’s playing it smart in this match and it’s the Canuck to do it: He’s waiting for Iceberg to either fight his way out of the Muskrat’s clutches or for Hall’s arm to snap, THEN he’ll make his move! That’s the kind of veteran experience I was talking about, Dave!

[Deyo]- <awkward pause, then reluctantly he begins> ...Well, there was never any doubt that the Crippler was an intelligent and capable wrestler. He’s proved that in the past, but with this change in attitude of his, it’s hard to tell exactly what to expect from this man...

[Richards]- And that’s what makes him so effective! He’s brilliant, and severe nosebleed and all the punishment he’s taken aside, he’s STILL my pick to win this match!

[Deyo]- Kevin Hall now though with a burst of energy! You can’t see his face for that mask folks, but let me assure you that he’s fighting this one! Hall now trying to catch Muskrat with a back elbow, but Muskrat doing a good job of avoiding it! Hall with another swing- Muskrat spins him around- Muskrat with a clothesli- ducked by Hall! Turning around- BAM!!!! Kevin Hall just ROCKED the Muskrat’s WORLD with that brass knuckle and the Muskrat is down for the COUNT!!!! Crippler rushing Hall- Hall sees him- Crippler met with clothesline and down he goes! Crippler springing up to his feet and charging again- big spinning swing by Hall- Ducked by Crippler- Hall with a backward kick to the midsection- WOAH!!! HE JUST HIT THE CRIPPLER WITH THE CANADIAN CRACKER!!! THAT’S THE CRIPPLER’S OWN MOVE!!

[Richards]- <seems stunned> Uhhh...

[Deyo]- Let me tell you something ladies and gentlemen: in talking to the Iceberg in the time leading up to this epic match, he told me that he’d been waiting to use that version of the Crippler’s hold, what Kevin calls “The Freeze”, on the Crippler to give him a little attitude adjustment, and let me say that it appears to have “frozen” the Crippler dead in his tracks! The Crippler is down, and I can safely say that every fan in the building who wasn’t exactly crazy about this “new” Crippler is on their feet right now!

[Richards]- He might just be playing possum though, Dave: The Crippler’s a master of that hold and knows EVERYTHING there is to know about it, including blocks and counter moves, I’m sure!

[Deyo]- You may be right, but from where I’m sitting I’d say that the Canadian Crippler just had his bell rung! And look over there in the background- It’s Dehumanizer with Michaels- Sending him into the post!

[Richards]- Michaels down to one knee, Dave, and it looks like Dehumanizer’s really out to hurt the young up-and-comer. Ever since Dehumanizer dropped that brutal elbow down on the IceMan, battles between these two have been really heated. Don’t be surprised to see these two duke it out in a one-on-one situation down the road, unless Dehumanizer does to Michaels here what he did to Crazy Dude and the exciting Almighty Kippo...

[Deyo]- Dehumanizer’s a dangerous man, Rick, there’s no doubt about it: If Michaels makes it through this match and he’s still looking for a fight, I don’t think that there’s a shadow of a doubt in ANYONE’S mind that the diabolical Dehumanizer will be there to MEET the challenge and inflict a little more damage in the process. Dehumanizer now rolling Michaels into the ring... What are we going to see here?

[Richards]- We’ll have to wait and see, as it’s Hall now with Crippler up to his feet- Crippler with a backhand chop! And another!

[Deyo]- OH! But Hall sends him RIGHT back to the floor with a big headbutt! He- Yes! He must have hit Crippler on the bridge of the nose and either broken it, or just split it open or something because the Crippler now has blood trickling down from right between the eyes!

[Richards]- You have to give the boy from Canada some credit: He’s been taking an AWFUL lot of punishment so far here in this match! But back inside the ring...

[Deyo]- What the- Dehumanizer’s tearing off one of the ring’s top turnbuckles, while Blizzard, on the other side of the ring is just watching on!

[Richards]- I don’t even know why he’s out here, Dave! It’s not as if he can DO anything about what anybody up here is doing: Do the words “No Holds Barred” and “Extreme Rules” mean ANYTHING in this federation anymore?! Sheesh! Either way, I have a feeling that things are about to get REALLY ugly for The IceMan!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding! If Dehumanizer uses that turnbuckle like I think he will, Michaels may be in a LOT of trouble! Dehumanizer walking over to Michaels- Kicks him back down to the mat! Drops the elbow on the small of his back! That 300 plus pounds coming down on him there!

[Richards]- Dave, I’m not so sure that Michaels has fully recovered from that elbow drop that Dehumanizer landed on him a few minutes ago! He may be looking at hospital time for a concussion after this one’s done, and if Dehumanizer uses that exposed steel on the IceMan, there’s no telling HOW long he’ll be out of action!

[Deyo]- There’s no question, Rick: After the Zack’s face was burned earlier tonight, the BRUTAL match between the AngelKillers and TSK, as well as this one to top things off, one has to wonder just how many bodies will be left on the active roster! Dehumanizer to his feet and hauling Matt Michaels up by the waistband... Dehumanizer now with a handful of hair- and he’s dragging the IceMan’s eyes across the top rope!

[Richards]- Dehumanizer’s is just destroying Matt right now, Dave! Bringing him over to that turnbuckle- He’s going to smash his face right into it!! Dehumanizer- NO! Michaels blocks! But it’s an elbow to the ribs by Dehumanizer- OH!!! He just slammed Matt’s face right into that steel and Michaels is down and bleeding profusely!!

[Deyo]- Michaels down and holding his face in pain! He’ll be lucky if he walks away from this one without a few skull fractures, folks! Dehumanizer just standing over him smugly and now picking him up from the mat- Irish whip into the opposite corner- Dehumanizer rushing- AVALANCHE!!! Michaels just slid to the floor like a gelatinous mass!

[Richards]- And combined with the pounding migraine he has right now, that’s exactly what his insides must feel like! Get a stretcher ready, ‘cause I have a feeling that the IceMan is going to be needing it sooner than later!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding! Michaels has to be experiencing some serious internal injuries here to go with his external bleeding! But Dehumanizer not letting him off the hook! Dehumanizer hauling him up and standing him in the corner.. He has him by the wrist- Irish whip into the steel!!! Dehumanizer charging- Michaels got the foot up and hit Dehumanizer right in the kisser!! Michaels a bloody mess, but he SOMEHOW managed to find the energy to get his foot up! Unbelievable! Dehumanizer stunned, but still on his feet! Michaels climbing the ropes!! Dehumanizer turning around- Michaels from the top- Dehumanizer caught him in mid-air!!!

[Richards]- What a display of strength and balance!! Dehumanizer turning him around- TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! Once again, I think the Dehumanizer has knocked the IceMan unconscious!! But he’s not done yet! Dehumanizer over Michaels- I can’t believe it, but Dehumanizer’s going to punish him with THE AWAKENING!!! Michaels already bleeding like there’s no tomorrow, and with the clawing at his face that the Dehumanizer’s doing, there may not BE any tomorrow for Matt!!! There’s no way that Michaels is conscious: He’d be screaming like an unchanged baby if he was! The Dehumanizer just DIGGING his fingers into his face and NOT letting up!! Michaels in SERIOUS TROUBL-

[Deyo]- Dear LORD!!! Hall with a superplex to the inside and the Crippler’s leg clipped Dehumanizer on the way down!!! We’d lost track of the battle on the outside between Hall and the Crippler, but it’s obvious what the outcome of that skirmish was! Dehumanizer letting go of Michaels and this is yet another unintentional save here in this match!

[Richards]- Right you are, Dave. If the IceMan ever finds himself regaining consciousness ever again, he should be giving a big tip of the hat to the Iceberg! Funny that this one is spilling back into the ring: I guess that everyone’s taking a conservative “don’t get yourself eliminated” approach. A good idea maybe, but in the case of Michaels, he may want to look into taking a voluntary slide down the roof so that he can be scooped up out of the nets by the paramedics as soon as possible.

[Deyo]- I hate to agree with you, Rick, considering the excellent showing that Matt Michaels has put forth here tonight, but I think you’re right. Michaels has to get out of there if he’s to live to fight another day! He just got caught too many times and has taken too much damage...

[Richards]- Dehumanizer was stunned from that one though. Much like us from the angle we were seeing the action from, I don’t think he saw it coming at all- And with the helicopters hovering around up there, it’s not as if you can HEAR someone sneaking up on you in that kind of situation....

[Deyo]- Kevin Hall now getting to his feet, glancing over at Dehumanizer like he doesn’t know quite what happened... Scooping Crippler up- Slams him down on the canvas! Hall now- But look behind him! The Flying Muskrat- OH!!!

[Richards]- Muskrat must have regained consciousness! But how a man that size who looks like HE does could actually sneak up on anybody is beyond me!

[Deyo]- But what the heck does he have in his hand?!

[Richards]- A sheet of metal from the looks of it, but where did he get something like THAT?...

[Deyo]- Wait a second... I think- YES, I believe it is! I THINK that it’s a panel torn free from the ROOF, Rick!

[Richards]- My GOD! You’re right! Either there was one up there that was loose or Muskrat actually managed to TEAR it loose! OH!!! Either way he’s beating the HELL out of Iceberg with it right now!!! Aaaand-

[Deyo]- OH!! OH Dear LORD!!!! Muskrat showing absolutely NO mercy on Kevin Hall as he’s just PULVERIZING him with that steel panel! Using the edge of it- DOWN into the ribs of Iceberg!! Iceberg on the mat and writhing in pain! AGAIN it’s the Muskrat! This has GOT to stop! Muskrat now with the panel up high over his head- My GOD- NO!!!! ANYTHING but THAT!!!!!

[Richards]- NO!! Not the dreaded Monkey Dance!!!! JESUS! Muskrat stopped in mid dance and nailed Hall again!! Now he’s pulling that brass knuckle off of Hall’s fist! Hall desperately trying to push himself up to his feet- DOWN across his back with the brass knuckle!!

[Deyo]- But he’s still using the ropes to pull himself up!!! AMAZING!! Muskrat now picking that steel plate up again- off the ropes- charging- BAM!!!!! And Hall falls to the outside!!

[Richards]- Muskrat standing on the bottom rope and yelling down at Iceberg, but what he should be doing is tossing the Iceberg’s carcass over the side! Muskrat with a GREAT opportunity here and if he doesn’t take it, he may regret it!

[Deyo]- But look behind him- Dehumanizer coming to his senses and getting to his feet- Muskrat turning around swings- RIGHT on target and the bloodied mess of the Dehumanizer is down on the canvas!!! Crippler getting up- DEAR Lord! The Crippler down to eat the canvas too!!!

[Richards]- The Muskrat acting as a one man wrecking crew here folks! The IceMan and Collins are already out cold and now Dehumanizer, Crippler and Iceberg have followed in their footsteps thanks to the Flying Muskrat! He may be able to put this one away all by HIMSELF!!!... But it doesn’t look like he thinks that he’s done enough damage yet: he’s going over towards Matt Michaels- lifting his limp body off the floor by the hair!

<Muskrat, holding Michaels by the hair yells at him. We can clearly read his lips as he screams his typical “You’re as Nutty as a FRUITCAKE!!”. He sets Matt up on his knees, unconscious, and belts him with the steel panel.>

[Deyo]- Sweet Jesus Lord! Michaels being torn apart even FURTHER!! He’s down on the mat and I don’t know if he’ll be getting up any time tonight, folks! Muskrat with that plate over his head- DOWN onto the back of Michaels! Matt Michaels hadn’t been in the PW for a very long time, but I can almost guarantee that after this trial by fire that the young Michaels will be a changed man when we see him next!

[Richards]- Yeah! He’ll know not to mess with either the Muskrat OR the Dehumanizer anymore, that’s for sure! Muskrat really used his noggin here, Dave. This was a tough situation-

[Deyo]- But- What’s Muskrat DOING? He’s laying that steel plate across the back of Michaels!! And now he’s climbing to the top turnbuckle!!! My GOD! How can Blizzard just stand there and WATCH something like this HAPPEN?!!! Could he be in cahoots with the Muskrat?!! Why won’t he DO something?!!!! Muskrat on the top! I can’t look!!

[Richards]- Muskrat jumping- DOWN with the flying legdrop!!! My GOD. We may just have witnessed the end of a career here tonight folks, if we hadn’t possibly in the scaffold match earlier tonight!! Start sending in your “get-well-soon” cards to the hospital RIGHT now addressed to Mr. Matt Michaels, ‘cause the IceMan’s going to be needing all the emotional support he can get to pull through this!

[Deyo]- It’s looking like the increasing cloud cover that we’re getting here is setting a good mood for the situation, Rick, as it’s looking like this might just be a dark day in the history of the Extreme Title: The Flying Muskrat here seems to be in COMPLETE control of the situation here, folks! With everyone waylaid and him with that steel plate, it’s not hard to predict bodies going over the side in short order!

[Richards]- It’s ironic really: The only man with the word “Flying” in his name, and HE’S the one to stay on top of the building. Muskrat now scraping the IceMan up off the man- Sends him SAILING over the top rope! Matt Michaels unconscious and he hit the floor out there HARD, Dave... But the Flying Muskrat not through yet- He has the Dehumanizer by the hair and he’s pulling him up off the mat- Gorilla press!!

[Deyo]- My LORD! What a display of strength here by the Muskrat late in the game! That’s over 300 pounds of evil he just pressed over his head there-

[Richards]- And he just tossed him down into that steel floor like he was a paperweight! There’s only one more left, Dave, and it’s not even looking good for HIM right now!

[Deyo]- No one has been able to withstand a steel plate smashed over their head when they weren’t expecting it late in the match, and you’re right: EVEN the Crippler was no exception! Muskrat scoops him up off the mat... walking over- Drops him down to the outside! There’s a pile of four bodies on that side of the ring, Rick: All but that of Kevin Hall, who’s also down and out on the other side of the squared circle. Looks like it’s just a matter of time-

[Richards]- And it looks like Blizzard’s seeing it too: He’s waving one of the helicopters in to pick him up and they’re sending down a ladder for the former Extreme Champ. Not that he was ever needed here ANYWAYS-

[Deyo]- Maybe he just decided to take a gander at the future champ, and he’s looking at him right now as he’s climbing up that rope ladder... Muskrat though STILL not done laying out the carnage! He’s picking Michaels up- HICKORY NUTCRACKER!! That REALLY wasn’t necessary, folks. Muskrat has this one in the bag...

[Richards]- A perfect example of adding insult to injury, not to mention the fact that he’s probably sending out a message to the former champ up in his helicopter.

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding! Blizzard may be one of the few men LEFT who’s in any condition to go at it in an Extreme match against the Flying Muskrat after THIS one’s over! But... What’s this? Blizzard just looking down at the Muskrat and SMILING? What is this all about?... Blizzard- Oh my GOD... No... Please say it isn’t so! Blizzard with a trash can... TWO trash cans full of weapons up there and it looks like he’s going to be sending them down into the ring below!! Are we seeing an alliance here between The Flying Muskrat and “The Extreme Icon”?!! Say it isn’t SO!!! Blizzard just laughing it up!

[Richards]- I’m seeing it too, Dave, and even *I* can’t believe my eyes! Wait- Bombs away!!! Blizzard just tossed those garbage cans down- One just missed Dehumanizer and the other practically EXPLODED open upon impact on the side of the ring! Blizzard apparently helping the Muskrat out here and the fans can’t believe it!

[Deyo]- I don’t think ANYONE saw this coming Rick! Blizzard aligning himself with a scumbag like that crazy Russian just isn’t going to sit well with a single fan in the audience tonight! Muskrat digging through that garbage can looking for a weapon...

[Richards]- Yeah, as if that steel plate wasn’t enough!

[Deyo]- He has a steel chair!

[Richards]- Aaand- WHAM!! Right across the chest of the Dehumanizer! That’s gonna leave a mark! And again! Muskrat here having free reign over his opponents and it’s all because of BLIZZARD!! Wait a second- The Canadian Crippler coming ‘round! He lunges to his feet and he’s in there- Muskrat sees him and swings- Crippler caught him by the wrists- Muskrat with a boot to the midsection and DOWN with the steel chair across the Crippler’s back! Crippler trying DESPERATELY to fight back, but the less injured Flying Muskrat beating him to the punch!

[Deyo]- And he doesn’t look happy either! I think he expects these guys to just lay there and take their medicine! Muskrat hoisting the Crippler up- It’s Hickory Nutcracker time!! OH!!! The Hickory Nutcracker!... But wait just a second! Are you seeing what I’m seeing?!! The Flying Muskrat is lying on the floor and he looks HURT!!!

[Richards]- That’s my boy! <bleep>s of steel!

[Deyo]- I think that the Crippler really DID come prepared this time and maybe wore some sort of metal athletic supporter or something, because from the look on the Muskrat’s face and the way he’s holding his chin like that, he must have hit SOMETHING down there!

[Richards]- And Muskrat can’t believe it either! But with everyone laid out like this, it’s hard to imagine that he’s not still going to win this-

[Deyo]- Hold the PHONE!!! Over there on the other side of the ring and on Muskrat’s blind side- Kevin Hall has regained consciousness and he has a baseball bat in hand! This one may not be over quite yet folks! Hall approaching the scene... Muskrat sees him! He’s scrambling to get to that steel chair- Dear GOD!!! Kevin Hall nailed the Flying Muskrat with that bat!! He just about hit that one out of the PARK!!! Sammy Sosa, eat your HEART out! Hall now using the end of that bat- JAMS it into Muskrat’s ribs! Let me tell you viewers at home that this crowd is on its feet and there’s a feeling of PURE electricity in here tonight! Iceberg- ANOTHER blow with the bat! Pardon the pun folks, but it’s a whole new ballgame here in this match as Kevin Hall has just turned the tables on the Flying Muskrat!! And Hall followed up with a swift kick from those steeltoe boots! Muskrat in all kinds of trouble- NO!!!!! Muskrat nailing Hall with the desperation low blow! And all of a sudden, it’s turned into a war between the Flying Muskrat and “The Iceberg” Kevin Hall! This match is AMAZING!!

[Richards]- A lot of people would say that a baseball bat is a great equalizer Dave, but you can never underestimate the effect of a stiff uppercut to the ‘nads.

[Deyo]- I think hat every male member of our audience would have to concur with you there, Rick... But now that I think of it, who do you suppose that Blizzard sent down a trashcan full of weapons down toward Hall? Was he trying to help the big man out?

[Richards]- We’ll have to think about that one later, Dave: Right now it’s the Flying Muskrat taking the bull by the horns once again and he’s holding onto the sides of Hall’s mask- Drives his face right into the floor!! I don’t know about you, Dave, but if I were Hall right about now, I’d be wishing that I had the luxury of being able to spit my teeth out right now from that one, but with that mask in that way, it’s going to make that a pretty difficult task...

[Deyo]- Muskrat again with hold of Halls mask- Irish whip right into the side of the ring apron!

[Richards]- That edge is as hard as any of the weapons out there, Dave. It’s often underestimated because the REST of the inside of the ring is padded, but when your back hits the edge of that ring apron, it gives you a nice reminder that there’s wood underneath all that padding...

[Deyo]- Muskrat like an unrelenting machine now! Straightening Hall up- He’s tying his arms up in that bottom ring rope!! As if things weren’t ugly enough already! Muskrat looking for a good weapon in the pile and what’s he going to come up with this time? What does he have in his hand?...

[Richards]- For the love o’ God, it’s a stapler!! Muskrat- STAPLING away at the chest of the Iceberg embedding those buggers in there!! There’s really no question about it anymore: This guy’s definitely CRAZY! Wait a second... He’s stopping... Looks like he’s out of staples!

[Deyo]- Thank God: That was starting to get pretty gruesome! Muskrat now going for that baseball bat that Hall had hit him with earlier! Muskrat measuring him up- OH!! Right in the ribs!!! Muskrat winding up for an overhead swing... This could be the end for Hall- Wait- From behind- OH! OH!!!!!! Did you SEE that?!!!!!

[Richards]- Did I EVER!!! The IceMan snuck up behind Muskrat while he was in that overhead swing, spun him around and Muskrat caught Michaels in the noggin, but Michaels <he chuckles>...

[Deyo]- Was wearing a FOOTBALL helmet!! Michaels trying to shake out the cobwebs, yet he looks relatively unharmed from that blow, but Muskrat’s bat RICOCHETED off the protective helmet and he cracked himself smack dab in the skull!!! Unbelievable!! And now look at this: Both the Canadian Crippler AND the Dehumanizer are coming around! And making his way around the ring it’s “Better Than You” Brain COLLINS re-entering the fray! This has turned into a whole new ballgame altogether folks, and not a ONE of these men is at 100%, so expect it to be tooth and nail from here on in! Collins rushes Crippler and takes him off his feet before he could get to a weapon! Dehumanizer up to one knee and Michaels in there- DDT onto the steel floor!! Dehumanizer having a rough time here with the up-and-coming NXer! Matt Michaels now pulling Dehumanizer up and setting him up-

[Richards]- Can he POSSIBLY powerbomb the big guy? Lifts him-

[Richards]- Oh my LORD!!! The IceMan with an INCREDIBLE move!!! That must be the “Chill Factor” that he’d been talking about! He turned what looked like it was going to be a powerbomb into a modified clothesline/chokeslam on the way down! What a MOVE!!!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding! Dehumanizer won’t soon be forgetting this day! Michaels getting a little more of that sweet revenge here tonight and standing over Dehumanizer-

[in-house crowd]- <in unison> SMEG OFF!!!!

[Deyo]- But the crowd is LOVING it!

[Richards]- And it looks like Collins has his hands full right now with the Canadian Crippler! I think he got more than he bargained for with this one-on-one confrontation, folks, ‘cause Crippler is taking him to SCHOOL! Boot to the knee- CANADIAN CRACKER!!! Collins on the floor and I think that he’s out of the loop AGAIN!!!

[Deyo]- Crippler though holding onto his rear-end, obviously still hurting from that atomic drop that he suffered earlier... DEAR LORD!!! Muskrat SPEARED Crippler from behind and did you see the way his head snapped back?!! Michaels now seeing the barely conscious Collins... Dehumanizer trying to get to his feet... Michaels looking over- He’s heading for Collins! Michaels pulling Collins up to his feet- Irish whip!! Here goes Collins!!!! Collins rushing toward that point of no return- he tripped!!!... He’s sliding!!!!! Collins is sliding quicker and quicker and he’s sailing toward those nets! BRIAN COLLINS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!

[Richards]- WOW! The IceMan knew to pick his spot there and did he EVER pick it well!

[Deyo]- He’ll be going down on record as the first man to eliminate another in the first-ever dome match!!!

[Richards]- Yeah, and Collins will be the first ever to have been eliminated!

[Deyo]- Michaels turning around to face Dehumanizer- MAN!!!! He almost had his head removed from his shoulders there as Dehumanizer brought him down with a clothesline straight from HELL!!!

[Richards]- And the back of the IceMan’s head hit HARD! If he wasn’t looking at some hospital time for concussions before, he’ll definitely be doing it now!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding! Take a look at the ring though: Kevin Hall has managed to get himself loose from the ropes and he’s trying to regain his senses... Dehumanizer with Matt Michaels and pounding away at the youngster! The Flying Muskrat has the Crippler in... What the heck IS that?!

[Richards]- It’s what you call an “octopus stretch”, Dave. VERY painful, I guarantee it. What’s amazing ME is that the Muskrat even knows how to DO something like that!

[Deyo]- You and me both Rick... Looks like those clouds are rolling in a bit closer now and they’re looking pretty threatening. Let’s hope that the weather doesn’t shift, folks! Dehumanizer- SLAMS Michaels to the floor! We may be seeing a new departure any time soon here as it looks once again like Matt Michaels may have come to the end of his rope!

[Richards]- And look at the Iceberg... He’s looking for a weapon but his eyes are GLUED to the Flying Muskrat! He’ll be looking for payback for those staples in his chest, you can bet that!

[Deyo]- Ladies and gentlemen, things have just gone from bad to worse: It’s started to drizzle on the dome and all of a sudden, and things have gotten THAT much more dangerous for the remaining five competitors.

[Richards]- You’re right Dave: One wrong move and you could not only slip down toward the edge and that point of no return, but you could also be leaving yourself wide open for an attack! And if anyone here ISN’T injured yet, then this thin dew is going to se to it that no one gets off this roof unscathed!!

[Deyo]- Iceberg finally has a chain and he’s wrapping it around his hand as quick as he can! He’s walking over to the Muskrat who’s trying to untangle himself as fast as he can... WHAM!!! And Muskrat’s reeling from that one, let me tell you! I’m guessing on a facial skull fracture from the force of that punch!

[Richards]- Dehumanizer now with a shovel from behind- BANG!! Right across the back of Iceberg’s KNEES!!! And it’s the Dehumanizer dropping that shovel to the side and picking up one of the trash cans that Blizzard sent down and he’s emptying it out onto the Flying Muskrat- OUCH! OH! Looks like there may be some heavy stuff in there- OH!!! A CINDER BLOCK just fell out of the can and landed RIGHT on the Muskrat’s chest!!! THAT can’t be comfortable!

[Deyo]- But I still can’t understand WHY he didn’t eliminate Michaels: he’s practically HELPLESS over there!

[Richards]- The man’s not interested in winning so much as he is in PAIN, Dave.

[Deyo]- He’s one twisted son of a gun, there’s no doubt about that! But he might want to consider it, as this drizzle is starting to pick up. Folks, we may have a storm coming up on our hands!

[Richards]- Muskrat just COVERED in a pile of every imaginable blunt object that you can think of, folks! Who knows WHAT his intentions were with those weapons, but Blizzard sure does know how to pick ‘em, I’ll give him that anyway! Dehumanizer now looking to the downed Kevin Hall and it looks like he’s going to focus his efforts on HIM now! Pulling him up- It’s the Dehumanizer with his “Awakening” Camel Clutch!!

[Deyo]- Dehumanizer REALLY pulling back on it, but he seems to be getting frustrated because of the mask that Hall is wearing: He can’t claw at his face like he did to Michaels earlier! Dehumanizer releasing the hold...

[Richards]- And look who’s right there to meet him: It’s the Canadian Crippler with a “Friday the 13th-esque hockey mask and a long handle sledgehammer!!! Dehumanizer looking at him and he doesn’t know WHAT to think! Crippler swings- Dehumanizer dodges- My GOD!!!! It missed his head but landed RIGHT on his shoulder!!! It has to be dislocated or crushed or broken or SOMETHING, I don’t care WHO you are!!!! Dehumanizer takes a knee and he’s holding onto the shoulder in pain! Crippler with that sledge- cross-checks him to the floor with the handle!!!

[Deyo]- My GOD, he’s winding up again- WHOOPS!!! It just flew right out of his hands!! <He chuckles.> The shaft must have been too slippery and it just slid out of his hands and went sailing down the side and into the nets on the backswing! And the Crippler is just looking on, stunned as he watches his weapon slide down the edge!

[Richards]- He could have put the Dehumanizer on the shelf for a LONG time if he’d have been able to continue attacking with that sledge, folks. I’m not sure who it is that the Dehumanizer prays to, but he’d better be thanking him after that little mishap...

[Deyo]- <sounds beside himself> I can’t believe it: Matt Michaels is ACTUALLY on his feet once again! He’s going over to Dehumanizer and looking at him along with Crippler... I think- YES! They’re picking Dehumanizer up! They’re going to toss him over the edge together!! Each man grabbing an arm an hoisting him up off the floor- A shove from behind.... And there goes the Dehumanizer!! Down he goes... he’s... HE’S GONE!!!!! DEHUMANIZER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!! OH!!!!! And talk about dirty from the Crippler as he just clotheslined Michaels to the floor! Crippler now stomping away at Michaels to keep him down! Here come Muskrat to get a piece of the action! And just take a look at him! That tangled afro of his is starting to pick up moisture from the rain, but hanging from the mess are a few of the weapons that Dehumanizer dumped onto him!!! And I just noticed it now, but I think that the blood we’re seeing trickle from his chin is a result of that Hickory Nutcracker gone bad that he tried on the Crippler earlier! I don’t think he’s forgotten about it either!!!

[Richards]- Muskrat charging in- Crippler with a big hip toss!!!! Muskrat sliding toward that point of no return and there... he... GOES!!!!! The Muskrat’s GONE and he ain’t coming back from that one!!! Muskrat has been eliminated!!

[Deyo]- <sarcastic> And the world is a safer place... OUCH! And Michaels with a shot to the leg knocks Crippler off balance!! Leg scissor takedown now by Michaels! Matt Michaels still showing that as far as the younger wrestlers in the federation go, that he’s one of the most technically sound ones running! It’s the basics and fundamentals that make wrestlers great, and if this man can couple that with the perseverance he’s been demonstrating in this match thus far, he might just go far in this business!

[Richards]- I don’t know, Dave: I’d say that after this match is over that the IceMan may have to be looking at hanging up the ol’ wrestling boots, especially if Crippler has anything to say about between here and the end of the match...

[Deyo]- Michaels to his feet and he’s pulling Crippler up with him. With Crippler by the tights now and leading him back to the ring to toss him in- NO! He sent him careening into the steel ring steps instead! And Crippler went in hard, shoulder first! As much as that hurt though, you can bet that what he’s feeling from that is like a mere itch to scratch as compared to what the Crippler did to Dehumanizer just moments ago before with that Sledgehammer: there’s another man who may see this evening of wrestling be his last due to the brutality of his match!

[Richards]- But that’s just the kind of killer instinct one needs if he’s going to win a match like this: It’s every man for himself up there, Dave and no one’s going to be your friend when a coveted prize like the PW Extreme Title is on the line.

[Deyo]- Michaels now picking Crippler up off the floor again- rolls him into the ring. Matt Michaels now he’s looking at Hall- He’s picking him up- Sends him into the ring too! Crippler in there and slowly getting to his feet... And now so is Kevin Hall, DESPITE that vicious blow to the back of his knees suffered at the hands of the Dehumanizer with that spade! Michaels up on the apron and biding his time to get in there... Crippler up on his feet... The IceMan- slingshot over the top- clothesline on the Canadian Crippler!! Michaels hops up to his feet and he’s going to the corner- What speed- Climbing to the top- Jumps!!..

[Richards]- HA! NOBODY home! Crippler saw that one coming a MILE away! Crippler up to his feet now- DROPS the leg down across the throat of the IceMan! Scrambling to his feet now- Boot to the side of Kevin Hall’s head knocks him back down to the mat! Crippler now back to Matt Michaels and pulling him up to his feet with the help of a handful of hair- OH!! Can you say OUCH?!! Crippler, wearing that old-style hockey facemask just HEADBUTTED the IceMan on the bridge of his nose and are you seeing the BLOOD coming out of the NXer’s nostrils?!

[Deyo]- Well, the Crippler recovered from a couple of nosebleeds so far in this match, let’s see if Michaels can do the same...

[Richards]- Boot to the knee by the Crippler on Michaels! Michaels doubled over trying to get some air... Crippler- Irish whip- And into that exposed steel in the corner!!! The IceMan in AWFULLY bad shape here! Crippler going over there for the follow up- he’s setting him up on the top rope! Looks like it’s superplex time ladies and gentlemen!!

[Deyo]- Not yet it isn’t! The IceMan fighting back with a series of chops! Crippler with a forearm shot to the face! The blood coming out of the nose of Matt Michaels is just GHASTLY! Michaels with a closed fist to the face- Crippler with a big right hand- Chop to the throat by Michaels!! Crippler- OH!!! Another headbutt to the face by the Canadian Crippler!!! There’s blood all OVER the place! Crippler’s going for it- he’s hooking his arms- MY DEAR LORD!!!! HE NAILED MICHAELS WITH THE DANGERPLEX!!!!

[Richards]- That he DID, Dave! I guess he learned a little from the confrontations that he’d had with E-WCW legend and former World Heavyweight champ Devon Walker! We’d seen that move take MANY a wrestler out in the days of Walker’s E-WCW championship reigns, not to mention his crowning as the winner of the Battle for the Crown before the Crippler won it!

[Deyo]- Crippler though on the mat along with the other two men left in this match: Looks like the Crippler is trying to catch his breath from that chop to the throat from Michaels, either that or the Dangerplex took an awful lot out of him too... Kevin Hall now finally getting to his feet and seeing the carnage left in the ring... Hall going to the outside to get a weapon! Hall looking- He has a steel chair! Kevin Hall rolling back into the ring with that chair- What ARE we going to see here? Hall up and with the chair over his head- He stopped! Why did he stop?!

[Richards]- I KNEW it Dave! The Iceberg just doesn’t have that killer instinct that it takes to put opponents away like this! Hall bring that chair down to the mat...

[Deyo]- Wait a second- He’s setting it up in the middle of the ring! I don’t think he’s scared to finish this one so much as he just came up with a better idea! Hall now pulling Matt Michaels to his feet- He’s setting him up- He has him- SHIPWRECK POWERBOMB ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! KEVIN HALL JUST OBLITERATED THAT CHAIR!!!

[Richards]- Not to MENTION what he just did to the Iceberg’s BACK!! My GOD, if that man can even walk after this match, there’ll be no doubt in my mind that he’s a long lost relative of “Invincible” Vince Suicide!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding Rick: Michaels has probably gone though more compounding punishment tonight than any of the six men involved in this match! We all knew how talented he was, but the man’s resiliency is just outstanding! But I have a good feeling that the Shipwreck that we just witness may have been-

[Richards]- The straw that broke the IceMan’s back! HA!

[Deyo]- But Kevin Hall still in control and now going for the Crippler who’s still trying to get some more air into his lungs... Hall bringing him to his knees and to his feet now- Fireman’s carry pickup- And he has him up there in a torture rack backbreaker!!! Hall just shaking the life out of the Canadian Crippler in that torture rack- OH! Falls backward down onto him with an inverted Samoan drop! Kevin Hall cleaning house here and now with a chance to put this match away! Hall to his feet and walking over to Matt Michaels, who hasn’t moved since that Shipwreck onto the steel chair... Scooping him up off the mat and lifting him off the canvas- TOSSES him to the outside! Hall on the verge of eliminating Michaels now as he climbs to the apron and down to the floor.

[Richards]- As much as the fans are going to hate to see him go, it’s probably for the best, Dave: He was on the verge of elimination a LONG time ago and has sustained an incomparable degree of damage. Even if he COULD get back up again at this point, it’d be in his best interest to stay down until he’s recovered from all his injuries, lying in the hospital.

[Deyo]- What? Why have they- Dear GOD! Who?!

[Deyo]- It’s the Flying Muskrat!! He seems to be climbing the side of the Dome with what look like a mountain-climbing pick and.... a claw hammer!! I’m being told now that the Muskrat somehow managed to latch on to the side on his trip down only moments BEFORE he made contact with the net below!!!

[Richards]- I don’t think that ANYONE had ANY idea that Muskrat wasn’t out of this one! But will it really make any difference? After he climbs the slick, slippery side of the Dome, that is, IF he makes it up all the way, how much will he even have left to give to this match?... However, it’s the Muskrat scaling the curvature of the Dome at an astoundingly steady rate! He may get there sooner than we think!

[Richards]- And now back to the action- inside the ring, it’s the Canadian Crippler once again regaining his footing...

[Deyo]- But he’s holding his lower back and is obviously still feeling the effects of that backbreaker drop. Hall on the outside pulling Michaels up, but it’s the Crippler on the inside going to the top rope... But look at the distance he has to cover!! NOBODY can make a jump like that! It’s just not humanly possible! But Crippler still looks like he’s aiming for Hall and Michaels!!!

[Richards]- I hate to say it, Dave, but you’re right: There’s no way he’s going to make that jump. He’s up there and contemplating it, but I think he knows it too. I’d say he’s just up there to distract Hall more than anything else... He jumped- MY GOD- Swings- MISSILE DROPKICK!!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!

[Deyo]- My GOD, you’ve GOT to be KIDDING ME!!!!!! The Canadian Crippler LUNGED through the air, CAUGHT onto the skiff of one of the helicopters, swung himself with the momentum let go and NAILED Kevin Hall with a MISSILE DROPKICK from about 20 feet in the air!!!!!

[Richards]- TWENTY?!! That HAD to be closer to THIRTY FEET, Dave!!!

[Deyo]- Either way, it’s going to be yet ANOTHER piece of footage to add to the extensive highlight reel that we’re going to have collected from this Zero Tolerance Pay Per View! But as much as you have to wonder what an impact like that did to the body of Kevin Hall, you have to question what a fall like that did to the body of the Crippler!!

[Richards]- All I can tell from here, Dave, is that NONE of the three men up there is moving a SINGLE muscle, but you can be sure that every ONE of them is going to be in DESPERATE need of medical attention after all is said and done, that’s for SURE!! And- Look over there!!! The Flying Muskrat has just made his way to the top of the building!! He’s lying on his back trying to get some air, but for now anyway, he’s on the top of the building once again!

[Deyo]- He HAS to be exhausted from that climb! Let’s hope that SOMEONE wakes up and tosses him back down REAL soon before we have to see another Hickory Nutcracker or Monkey Dance!!...

[Richards]- But I can’t believe what I’m seeing! The Flying Muskrat is actually pushing himself to his feet!! He’s shaky and staggering to keep his footing, especially with those wooden sandals on this slippery rooftop, but he’s actually on his feet!

[Deyo]- And he’s looking over to the fallen bodies of Hall, Michaels and the Crippler! This could end up being a win for the Flying Muskrat afterall!! C’MON guys!! WAKE UP!!!!

[Richards]- It’s not as if they can hear a word you’re saying, Dave.

[Deyo]- You’re right, but I just can’t stand the idea that the Flying Muskrat is going to win this match just because he was lucky enough to be out of the action for a while.

[Richards]- Luck nothing: He had to have horseshoes up his @$$, Dave! He must have gotten that icepick and hammer stuck in his afro when Dehumanizer was dumping that trash can of weapons down onto him earlier in the match, THEN had the presence of mind to somehow find one of them at least, and use it to hold on for dear life! That’s the only way I can see it could have happened anyway...

[Deyo]- You may be right, and if so, he has to be the luckiest man in the world... The big Russian now lumbering toward the mess of bodies and now he’s reaching into a pile of weapons... What’s he going to do here? It’s not as if any of these men is coming around any time soon!

[Richards]- But he has no IDEA of what just happened in moments before he made it back up to the top of the roof, Dave! I think he’s going to beat the heck out of these guys just to make SURE that none of them gets up! And if I’m right, none of these men may ever walk again! And after Crippler thought that he had this one in the bag by putting his body on the line for the big finish...

[Deyo]- Muskrat now rummaging through a pile of weapons and pulling out what looks to be a bag of some sort- He has it by the wrong end and something’s falling out of it- My lord! Those are brass DOORKNOBS!!!

[Richards]- Muskrat grabbing onto the right end of that pillowcase full of doorknobs now and knotting it off... Dare I say that we’re in for a bloodbath?

[Deyo]- I’d say that’s an understatement, Rick! The Muskrat is going to put new meaning to the word overkill from the looks of things! Muskrat going over to the Canadian Crippler- BAM!!!! Down onto his chest with that sack full of brass doorknobs!!! The Crippler’s insides must be like apple sauce! AGAIN he whips him with it!! But look at THIS!!! Matt Michaels ACTUALLY getting to his feet once again!!

[Richards]- That guy just doesn’t know WHEN to quit!!

[Deyo]- Michaels up- Muskrat sees him and drops the bag! Michaels with the Icekick- Muskrat ducks- OH!!!!! He just nailed the IceMan below the belt to counter the Icekick!

[Richards]- There’s no doubt that he’d scouted that move, Dave!

[Deyo]- Michaels lying on the floor in AGONY!!!

[Richards]- His great grandchildren will be feeling that one, Dave! The Muskrat’s so close to victory he can smell it, and he’s not going to let Matt take that Extreme title out of his sights!!

[Deyo]- The Flying Muskrat pulling Michaels off the floor- Oh no, not again! He’s setting him up for the Hickory Nutcracker one more time!!! Up- OH!!!! That move is just devastating!

[Richards]- Hope he wasn’t planning on starting a family...

[Deyo]- The Flying Muskrat absolutely ruthless here! I can’t believe it, but Michaels is still conscious!

[Richards]- I’m still surprised that he didn’t pass out from the pain of the uppercut alone!

[Deyo]- The Flying Muskrat now to his feet- He has Michaels by the feet- OH!!! Drops a low blow headbutt!!! The Muskrat seems to be OBSESSED with hitting Michaels below the belt! To his feet again- He has Michaels by the feet one MORE time! Not another low blow, PLEASE!!! Wait... What’s he doing- Oh dear god...

[Richards]- The Flying Muskrat looks like he’s going to teach the IceMan to fly here!!! He has him by the ankles and he’s starting to spin around in a discus fashion!!! He’s going to send the NX man into ORBIT if he picks up much more speed!! But the Muskrat spinning around faster and faster and Michaels isn’t even CLOSE to touching the floor anymore!!! Michaels may as well be doing his G-training in the cyclotron, ‘cause he’s about to go for quite a ride!!! Hope he wanted to be an astronaut!....

[Deyo]- This move has “disaster” written all over it for the youngster, folks! Let’s hope that those safety nets live up to their purpose! Muskrat- the release!!!

[Richards]- And Matt’s just spinning around like a frisbee!!!... OH!!! Landing hard against the floor and he’s got enough momentum to carry him over aaaaaaaaaaannd DOWN into the nets!!!

[Deyo]- Thank goodness! Matt Michaels eliminated, but he put a good showing forth tonight folks, and if and when he’s ready to step back into the squared circle, you can be sure that he’ll be walking in with a LOT of respect from fans, his New Generation X teammates and opponents alike! Let’s send our best wishes to the IceMan for a speedy and full recovery-

[Richards]- Are you KIDDING me?! I’ll be surprised if he can ever wrestle again in this or even NEXT lifetime! Folks, take it from me: What we just witnessed is the ending of another PW career. The only thing Matt’s going to be doing after a long, LONG recovery, is joining Kippo and Crazy Dude in the unemployment line and drinking all his food intravenously!

[Deyo]- Muskrat now looking to put this one away and he’s going for the Crippler... Wait... What’s he doing?

[Deyo]- My Lord! He’s reaching into the Crippler TIGHTS!!! He must be going for that protective gear that the Crippler’s wearing that warded off the dreaded Hickory Nutcracker earlier in the match! The Flying Muskrat really tugging at it, but it must be attacked with legbands or waistband, or SOMETHING!!! The Muskrat throwing Crippler to the floor and he looks frustrated that he wasn’t able to get that cup or whatever the Crippler is wearing, off of him! The Muskrat now standing with his hands on his hips...

[Richards]- Waiting’s not going to get him any closer to victory, folks! Wasting time like this may be a mistake: He should just toss both men down the slope and this match will be over with, but he just seems to be trying to think of what he should be doing next to hurt these guys!

[Deyo]- Well it doesn’t look like he’s going to waste and more time as he’s picking the Crippler up off of the floor in a gorilla press!

[Richards]- ANOTHER amazing display of strength from the Flying Muskrat! The man’s a MACHINE! He has the Crippler over his head and he’s just going to toss-

[Deyo]- I don’t think he is! He’s walking back towards the ring with the Crippler!... TOSSES him in, between the ropes! Muskrat following Crippler in there now... What does he have in store for us THIS time?! The Muskrat, pulling the Canadian Crippler off the canvas and hauling him over to the ropes- He’s tying him up in the ropes folks! This could get ugly, as the Muskrat seems to be out for revenge for what happened to him earlier at the hands... or rather, at the CROTCH of the Canadian Crippler! What sort of weapon is he going to going to use on this time to put the Canuck away? But he’s not leaving the ring yet! He’s getting up on the top rope... He’s looking up at the helicopter Blizzard’s in and he’s yelling at him and he just flipped him off! Either he’s unhappy that the plan with Blizzard got foiled or he’s upset that Blizzard ruined his plans of victory or something, but no matter what way you look at it, he doesn’t seem happy with the “Extreme Icon”.

[Richards]- Indeed he doesn’t, Dave, but any way you slice it, Muskrat’s on his way to winning this match if he just remains focused.... Finally he’s climbing down from his perch up there...

[Deyo]- And he’s looking at Crippler once again- And AGAIN he’s digging down the front of the Canadian Crippler’s TIGHTS!!! This man is disgusting!!! He’s latched onto what appears to be a steel protective supporter that the Crippler was wearing down there, but he still can’t get it off- those elastic leg bands are just too strong! But... Oh my lord... Muskrat tugging with all his might on the steel supporter and he’s hauling for all he’s worth!! He’s taking a few steps back... and another... and another! Crippler’s arms are tied up in the ropes, but his feet are off the ground and he practically in a vertical positio- OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muskrat LET GO of the thing and it SLINGSHOTTED *RIGHT* into the GROIN of the Canadian Crippler!!!!!

[Richards]- Every male in the world is feeling his pain right now... I think I’m gonna’ be sick...

[Deyo]- I’m hearing you loud and clear on that one, Rick! His legs may not have been broken tonight, but I’m betting that he’ll not be going on any long walks any time soon! The Canadian Crippler’s arms untangled from the impact, but right now I’m betting that this match is the very LEAST of what’s on his mind!

[Richards]- But you have to hand it to the former King of the E-WCW, he’s been through more than any of the two guys left in this historic match and he’s probably dished out more punishment in total than either of them have!

[Deyo]- Well, I’m not so sure about that, but any way you look at it, he’s in a LOAD of trouble right now! The Flying Muskrat now shoves the Crippler to the outside with the sole of his wooden sandal now and it looks like it’s time to say goodbye for the Canadian Crippler!... The Flying Muskrat following him to the outside, but look at THIS!!! Over there it’s Kevin Hall regaining his footing! I can’t believe that we’re seeing this after that insane superdropkick he took just moments ago! But Flying Muskrat with the Canadian Crippler by the wrist and he’s DRAGGING him over toward Hall while the big man is getting up!

[Richards]- What is he THINKING?! He may be making a big mistake here! WOAH! The Crippler spun around on the floor and he took the Muskrat down with a legsweep! I guess the old saying applies: The bigger they are, the harder they DO fall, ‘cause Muskrat collided with the floor and HARD!!

[Deyo]- But the Crippler still looking like he’s in an awful lot of pain, Rick! Still, I can’t believe it, but he’s actually getting to his FEET!! Gingerly and limping, but he’s actually up! And he’s climbing up on the ring apron!

[Richards]- And a kneedrop from the apron right on target! The man’s invincible!

[Deyo]- Hall near the edge and he’s shaking out the cobwebs, but it’s Crippler once again getting up on shaky legs!

[Richards]- Like the man or not, like his new attitude or not, you have to have respect for the man’s tenacity! Crippler now- He’s sliding into the ring? What’s he doing? Crippler pulling himself to his feet with the ring ropes... Turning around- Catapult to the outside- DEAR God! HE JUST LANDED ON THE FLYING MUSKRAT’S *FACE* CROTCH FIRST IN A SPLIT-LEGGED SOMERSAULT SPLASH!!! WHAT A *MOVE*!!!

[Deyo]- The Muskrat’s face is split open from that steel protector that the Crippler is wearing, but the Crippler down on the floor and in obvious pain! Muskrat split open and clutching at his face! And here come Kevin Hall! Hall- OH! KICKS the Crippler right in the knee with those steel-toed boots! Measuring him- DROPS the falling fist! The Crippler- He looks unconscious! Wait a second- Look at the hand of Hall! He must have picked up a brass knuckle somewhere and he nailed the Crippler with it RIGHT in the kisser! And the Canadian Crippler is out like a light!! Muskrat pulling himself together and tugging himself up with the help of the ring apron, but the man is a bloody mess folks! An absolutely GHASTLY sight is the Flying Muskrat! Hall now kicking away at the Crippler without mercy and the Muskrat to his feet- DROPS the elbow into the small of the Crippler’s back!!! We have a double-team situation on one unconscious man, ladies and gentlemen, and they’re tearing him apart!

[Richards]- How can they do this to him?! Hall and the Muskrat should be ashamed of themselves! FINALLY they’re pulling him up off the floor-

[Deyo]- But it’s looking like it’s about time for the Crippler to go for the ride! They’re bringing him further and further down the gradient curve of the roof and the Crippler is looking like his time is just about up- The Muskrat and Hall now teaming up- Double suplex on the Crippler just for good measure! Muskrat now with Crippler by the feet and Hall grabbing his arms- They’re going to throw him off!!! One... TWO... THREE!!!! There goes the Crippler sailing down toward those nets folks!!! He’ll be collecting some frequent flyer points for that flight! Aaaand DOWN into the safety of the nets! The Canadian Crippler has been ELIMINATED!!! And then there were TWO!! OH!!!!

[Richards]- The Flying Muskrat just knocked the tower called “The Iceberg” with a boot from those lethal homemade sandals of his! And the Flying Muskrat now looking to end this match- He’s scooping Hall off the floor! He’s got him up on his shoulder and the Flying Muskrat is going to be the new Extreme Champion! The Muskrat taking a few steps back and looking like he’s going to throw Hall like a javelin- Running- NO! Hall slipped off his shoulder and gave Muskrat a shove from behind! Muskrat sliding toward the incline! NO! Puts on the breaks! Muskrat now turning around to face Hall and he looks mad!

[Deyo]- Hall could have ended this one right now considering the Muskrat’s positioning, perhaps with a well-placed clothesline, but at this point, I don’t think that the Iceberg is willing to risk the Extreme Title when he’s so close to having it!

[Richards]- Muskrat charging with a head full of steam!

[Deyo]- Sidestep by Hall and Muskrat just flew past him with a missed flying spear tackle! Muskrat slammed into one of the trash cans, but I think he’s alright...

[Richards]- It’s so slippery up there that it had plenty of give, Dave. The Muskrat’s still ready for action.

[Deyo]- And it looks like he’s going to be getting it too! Kevin Hall now with a brass knuckle and here he comes- Muskrat on his feet! A swing and a miss by Hall! And now a quick jab- Muskrat caught it- OH! Smashes into Hall’s forearm with a big elbow!

[Richards]- He may have hyperextended Hall’s elbow with that heads-up move, Dave! Hall down to a knee and the Flying Muskrat now in the driver’s seat!

[Deyo]- With a wristlock applied now and stepping over Hall’s arm- DROPS the leg onto his arm! The Muskrat here working Hall’s arm in this battle of the big men and dominating the situation...

[Richards]- Though it’s been a lot of power and some general craziness, we’ve been seeing a different side of the Russian in this match with some of his wrestling ability and finesse. He may be a bit rough around the edges and might not have the biggest fanclub in the sport, but the Flying Muskrat may have a bright future in this sport if he can hone his skills... Much to the dismay of everyone associated with pro wrestling mind you.

[Deyo]- I hate to admit it, Rick, but you may be right there. And just think of the recognition he’ll be receiving should he capture Extreme gold here tonight! And at the rate he’s going, he may be well on his way toward doing just that here shortly! Hall down on the floor holding onto his right arm- OH! And a stomp to the hand by the Flying Muskrat with those wooden sandals!

[Richards]- I’m sure that with the shoddy materials that the Muskrat used to craft those badboys, that they’re just about as damaging as the steeltoes that the Iceberg wears, if not moreso! Muskrat now on the floor- He’s ripping that brass knuckle out of Hall’s hand- And he has it! This could be it for Hall as the Muskrat putting the brass knuckles on and measuring Hall-

[Deyo]- Muskrat dropping- NO! He missed with the falling fist as Hall just BARELY rolled out of the way in time! It’s the Muskrat now holding onto his arm, as I’m sure that the roof sent quite a shock back up through it on that impact! Hall now getting to his feet, but so is the Muskrat- Left hand by Hall! Right swing by the Muskrat- Hall caught it! Headbutt by Hall! And another! Muskrat’s face was bleeding before, but just look at that split he just received on his lower lip! Knee to the breadbasket by Hall! SNAP SUPLEX!!

<Again, the gong-ish sound of the impact is heard resonating throughout the Dome. The crowd cheers wildly.>

[Deyo]- What a maneuver there by “The Iceberg” Kevin Hall!! Hall now on top of the Muskrat and pulling the brass knuckle off his HIM now! Muskrat- OH! Wild swing from the Muskrat sent the weapon flying! He shoves Hall off with authority!! What power from the big Russian! They’re up to their feet again and Muskrat looking for a weapon, but here comes Hall charging- Knocks the Muskrat off balance and he’s pushing him back toward the ring!

[Richards]- HO! And the Muskrat just put on the brakes! But still, Hall is getting better traction with those spiked boots of his and he’s STILL managing to shove Muskrat further and further toward the ring! You have to wonder about the repairs they’re going to have to make after this one is done- WOAH! And Hall just shifted his weight and used it to take Muskrat down with a single leg takedown!

[Deyo]- No matter HOW much wrestling savvy that the Muskrat’s shown here tonight, Kevin Hall is still his superior in that department! Spinning toehold now by Hall- Drops the elbow onto the quadricep of the Flying Muskrat! Hall quickly getting to his feet! With Muskrat by the wrist now and he’s hauling him back TOWARD the ring! You have to wonder what this man is THINKING!

[Richards]- I’d say it’s a combination of too many blows to the head and the inexperience in this kind of match, Dave. The Iceberg is one helluva’ wrestler, but he may not be as cut out for these Extreme matches as some of our past champions...

[Deyo]- I don’t know: He doesn’t really SEEM disoriented, though it’s hard to read his expression with that mask covering his face! Hall now pulling the Muskrat up- Irish whip- OH! Sent him right into the ring steps!!! The Muskrat went in there shoulder first, and he looks hurt!

[Richards]- And the Iceberg still on the attack- MAN! He just CLAWED the spikes of his boots into the shoulder of the Flying Muskrat and now the Muskrat’s SHOULDER is bleeding as much as his face it! It’s a good thing for the big Russian that those spikes are getting awfully worn, ‘cause he could have been looking at some serious damage there instead of some ripping flesh wounds!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! And after some of the things we’ve seen take place at Zero Tolerance here tonight, you have to wonder if there would be enough doctors LEFT to patch him up! The hospital population has been steadily increasing with every passing hour and we may have a climbing bodycount here again soon! Hall pulling the Muskrat up- Irish whip to the post- reversal- another reversal- and ANOTHER- OH!!!! The Flying Muskrat just sent Kevin Hall face-first into the steel ring post and the big man from Missouri is down for the count from the looks of it!

[Richards]- I think you may be right, Dave! He fell to the floor like a ton of bricks and he’s not moving a MUSCLE! I’d say he’s out like a light! And I think the Muskrat KNOWS it too! Just look at the expression on the man’s face: He’s LOVING this! He’s going to become the new Extreme Champion and he has the rival big man at his mercy! WHAT are we going to see here?... Muskrat turning around and digging through a pile of weapons- I suspected as much, folks: I think the Muskrat is going to use this opportunity to eliminate his potential future competition!

[Deyo]- Just look at the stuff in that pile! I can see a golf club, a steel chair, a ball bat, I think that’s a chain- Muskrat’s procured something from that pile, but I can’t tell what it is... Rick?

[Richards]- Not a clue, Dave, but there’s an electrical cord handing from the thing, so it appears to be some sort of household appliance or something... Tossing it into the ring now! What are we going to see here?

[Deyo]- Muskrat going over to Hall- OH! He just hit him with a swift kick to the ribs for good measure! The Muskrat could have this one right now if he wanted it, but he’s going to try to end Hall’s career! We’ve already seen Sky Suicide getting his eviction notice from the PW tonight, not to mention possible ending of a number of other careers in death-defying matches, but now the Flying Muskrat is trying to finish off the career of his opponent right here and now!

[Richards]- Muskrat now pulling Hall up off the floor and rolling him into the ring and following him in there... Muskrat now with that appliance- Opening it up? Oh dear GOD! That’s a WAFFLE IRON! He’s folding it around the Iceberg’s HEAD and he’s climbing to the top rope!

[Deyo]- That could KILL him! The Muskrat is insane!!

[Richards]- You’re right, Dave! We could be seeing the Muskrat eating brain jelly waffles for breakfast in the near future- Legdrop off the top!! NO!!!!!!!

[Deyo]- Hall somehow rolled out of the way!!! Muskrat landed hard- Hall on his feet- DROPKICK WITH THE SPIKED BOOTS!!!! Muskrat on the mat and Hall once again on his feet and he has that waffle iron- OH! NAILED the Muskrat right in the side of the head and now it looks as if it’s the Flying Muskrat who’s out!

[Richards]- OW- Leggo my Eggo! Look at the checkerboard-like pattern left on Muskrat’s face!

[Deyo]- Hall now leaning on the ropes and trying to catch his breath... Over to the Muskrat now- Tosses the huge Russian to the outside!! Hall taking his time-

[Richards]- He’s still hurting, Dave: This match has really taken it’s toll on this man! But if he sucks it up for just a few more minutes, he may be able to have this one!

[Deyo]- Kevin Hall, finally making his way onto the ring apron and gingerly to the Dome surface, being careful not to slip and fall... He’s walking over to the Muskrat and pulling him up off the floor- OH!!! Open palm directly to the FACE by the Flying Muskrat!!

[Richards]- Desperation move there by the Muskrat, but it may have done the trick! Hall holding onto his face in pain! Muskrat may have hit him right on the nose, folks- You can see the blood streaming out of the pores in that mask! Muskrat getting to his feet- Scoops Kevin Hall up off his feet walking with him- SLAMS him down into a pile of weapons!!!

[Deyo]- Man! Along with all he’s been through so far here tonight, then being slammed down onto all those pieces of hard steel, Kevin Hall must be in the most pain he’s ever been in his entire life right here and now!

[Richards]- I can almost guarantee it, Dave! If he thought that his match with the Crippler was Extreme, then this must have been QUITE the rude awakening for him here tonight!

[Deyo]- The Flying Muskrat in COMPLETE control and I think he’s finally had enough! He’s picking Hall up- NO!! Sends him back to the floor with a short clothesline!

[Deyo]- NO!!! Hadn’t we seen ENOUGH of this?!! Muskrat finally turning around and pulling Hall up- What the-!? Hall sprayed something into the Flying Muskrat’s eyes!!!! Muskrat holding onto his eyes in pain!! Hall getting up and he’s spraying green liquid all over the body of the Flying Muskrat! My GOD!! Is that LIGHTER FLUID?!!!!!

[Richards]- Even WORSE, Dave: It’s Palmolive liquid dish detergent!!! The Iceberg is lubing Muskrat up with that soap REAL good! Kevin is on his feet and measuring the Muskrat- MY LORD!!!! He caught the Muskrat in the face with his SHIN GUARD on a bicycle kick out of NOWHERE!!! What a MOVE!!! The Muskrat is down and bleeding like a faucet, but he’s STILL trying to push himself to his feet!! Hall up again now and with both hands has the Muskrat by the potato sack- Hauls him off the floor- Swinging him- One... Two....- THROWS HIM!!!!! The Flying Muskrat careening off the side like a bullet train on a wet banana!!!!

[Deyo]- He’s going... going..... GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Richards]- Muskrat is down in the nets for SURE this time!! Kevin Hall has eliminated the Flying Muskrat and takes the Extreme Championship!!!

[Deyo]- What an incredible match! I can't believe what I just saw!

[Richards]- You can't believe it, think about what HE’S thinking! And what about his opponents?!

[Deyo]- I have to admit I thought he looked a little cooky when he showed up in that get-up, but I think he proved his point.

[Richards]- In more ways than one! I have a feeling that the Flying Muskrat will be feeling that bicycle kick for years to come!!

[Deyo]- And what about the rear-end of the Crippler?! His children might even hurt! Iceberg climbing to his feet and with his arms raised in victory as the crowd here is giving the new champ a standing ovation... He deserves it, this was a hard earned victory.

[Richards]- What's that nut doing now?

[Deyo]- Again, what an amazing match for the books! Stay tuned for....

[Richards]- What the?...

[Deyo]- How in the Lord’s name did HE get up there?!! This can't happen... Iceberg just finished a hardcore match! He’s in no shape to fight again yet!

[Richards]- I think we're going to find out just how hardcore he really is! This masked guy hospitalized him once before: I don't think he cares how hurt or spent Iceberg is, he's out for blood!!

[Deyo]- Iceberg is actually challenging the masked man to step toward him!

[Richards]- Wha- It's Demonknight!!!!!!!

[Deyo]- What?!!

[Richards]- He and Iceberg used to be partners once...

[Deyo]- Once maybe! But not any more, that's very clear!

[Richards]- They had a falling out. The details are a little sketchy as to what actually happened, but whatever it was it led to Iceberg being banned from U.S. Wrestling until earlier this year when Planet Wrestling managed to get the Wrestling Commission to reverse it's order. And Demonknight was hospitalized, supposedly with injuries that would make it impossible for him to ever wrestle again.... So what the HELL is he doing here?!

[Deyo]- He's here for revenge...

[Richards]- What an EXIT! But what *I* want to know is what all this was ABOUT?! Are these two somehow REFORMING an alliance despite Demonknight’s extensive injuries? Is he just out for blood and this was another warning?! Is he offering managerial services?!!

[Deyo]- I guess we’ll be finding out in the weeks to come as to how what kind of impact this will have on Kevin Hall’s career...

[Deyo]- This folks, though you didn’t see it earlier, is exactly what happened to all of the other competitors in this match tonight. Let me tell you that Hall will be joining them shortly in hospital as soon as the helicopter airlifts him there.

[Richards]- Yeah, extra choppers were there for the airlifts as a precaution, but I’d say that each and every one of the six men who were involved in this war will be spending at least a few days confined to a bed, that’s for SURE!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! And what about- <he pauses.> I can’t believe what I’m telling you folks, but PW lead reporter Tommy Glide has managed to recover that piece of paper thrown off the building earlier by Kevin Hall!! <He pauses, longer this time.>

[Richards]- Well?

[Deyo]- It's a contract!!! Demonknight has been signed to Planet wrestling!

[Richards]- WOW!! Not only has Planet Wrestling just gained more than another of the wrestling world’s greats, but Iceberg just gained an enemy that probably wants more than just his title!

[Deyo]- Just what Planet Wrestling needs, another psycho with an agenda... <The shot cuts to the advertisement for Zero Tolerance, including the bracket finals that carried over from E-WCW’s final PPV, “Kill ‘Em All”, which fades into the poster for Zero Tolerance with the names of Absolute Zero, Smokin John Hayes and Herald on it (see the webpage).>

[Richards]- And speaking of agendas, these guys have theirs! It all started in the heated battles of the E-WCW’s farewell Pay Per View extrevaganza, the unforgettable KILL ‘EM ALL!! We’ve seen a no-show Absolute Zero after he attained E-WCW World Heavyweight Championship status until he was STRIPPED of the gold by the new Co-Presidents, so we have an inkling of what to expect from Zero should he become the PW’s champion. But what about the other two competitors? We have Herald, the silent warrior, forged into a fighting machine. We’ve seen his championship reigns at the Trans-World Championship level, but if he wins in this match here tonight, he’ll be taking his career to a whole new level, and who knows where Planet Wrestling could go from there?

[Deyo]- Or if, and I say “if” because I’m sure that I can’t possibly fathom the repercussions of this happening, what IF TSK frontman, Smokin John Hayes should come out of this match victorious to claim the most coveted prize in singles wrestling on the planet: The Planet Wrestling Heavyweight Championship of the World? We’ve already seen TSK keep the Tag Team Championships tonight, edging out the AngelKillers in a death-defying matchup; we’ve witnessed the LENGTHS that TSK will go to in order to claim gold in the battle between Lawrence Watts and “The Blue Thunder”with that whole “fireball” attack on Zack Logan! Will we see another reign of condescending arrogance from Calgary’s Absolute Zero? Will Smokin John Hayes take the title to ruin the name of professional wrestling as we know it? Or, could the shining light that is Herald deliver us from these horrible possibilities to bring professional wrestling into a new golden age? Only time will tell.

[Richards]- You’ve illustrated the importance of this match perfectly, Dave, and you’re not the only one who sees it: Why else would the Gibbs’ go through SO much effort to make sure that this one’s outcome is clean form the dirty dealings of TSK and Absolute Zero, that all started off with a snowball effect ever since the banning of Zero’s bodyguard and hired goon, Snowblind, who’s won more matches for Zero than anyone cares to count!

[Deyo]- You’re not kidding, Rick! But this may very well be the opportunity that- <he pauses.> I’m being told that there’s something going on in the lockerroom area folks... We have a camera crew back there who are ready to go, so let’s get to them! <The shot cuts to a locker room somewhere in the back. Sitting on a bench is the Canadian Crippler. A doctor is attending to him. Standing beside them is Absolute Zero’s bodyguard, Snowblind.>

[Deyo]- What the heck?! I though the Crippler was supposed to have been airlifted to hospital! And look there with him: It’s... It’s SNOWBLIND!!! He’s supposed to be banned from the Planet Dome!! What in the heck is going on here?!!

[Absolute Zero]- <enraged.> I can’t BELIEVE what I just saw! <pointing at the Crippler.> You were supposed to take a dive EARLY so you could be in shape for my match!! <He picks up a waste basket and tosses it against the wall.> Your ass isn’t going to be worth <bleep> to help me! I KNEW that you were nothing but hype the day you crawled into my spotlight begging to be my lackey, but I should have REALLY known when you got your ass handed to you with a smile by that black mummy! <points to Snowblind.> And YOU! Getting beat out by that Herald joker! <bleep> <He pauses, collecting himself somewhat.> You know what? I’ve had ENOUGH of your goddamn <bleep>-ups: you’re BOTH fired! <Crippler and Snowblind look surprised.> I can fight these two towel boys on my own!... <Zero grins to himself, calming down a bit.> Besides, I have a few helping hands for some extra leverage... <Zero storms out of the room. The shot cuts and cuts back to the announcer’s table.>

[Deyo]- WOAH! Can you BELIEVE what we just HEARD?! Apparently, the Canadian Crippler was Absolute Zero’s other masked bodyguard!

[Richards]- But not anymore, he’s not, Dave! Seems like the Crippler’s been let go from the Zero camp, and so has Zero’s now FORMER bodyguard, Snowblind! But what I want to know is who on earth Zero will have up his sleeve tonight! Who could he be talking about?

[Deyo]- Your guess is as good as anyone’s, Rick: One thing’s for certain when it comes to Absolute Zero is that in terms of underhanded tactics, you never know WHAT to expect!

[Richards]- And we may find out pretty soon as we're only short moments away from what could turn into the most anticipated match of the year! Take a look at the fans surrounding us in this building, they're absolutely ELECTRIC!

[Deyo]- Its been a long time coming! The PW has gone without a World Champion since it opened its doors, and our three competitors have been waiting to tear into each other ever since!

[Richards]- That's right! All three men have been through a heck of a lot leading up to this night! We've had Smokin' John out of action while he did some hard time in prison! Meanwhile, Herald's had his hands more than full while taking care of Absolute Zero's goons, Snowblind and who we now know was none other than a masked Canadian Crippler! And there has been speculation that the man in black bandages this past week may not have even been Herald, even though most signs say otherwise. You'll recall that we saw him totally DEMOLISH Crippler and Snowblind. As for Zero himself, he'll be stepping into the ring for the first time WITHOUT his precious bodyguards at ringside! Not that they would want to show up for him anyway after being fired... Likewise, the three other members of have been banned from the corner of Smokin John Hayes, while the Smokin' Bombshells seem to have been FIRED by the TSK crew! Fans at home the world over have got to be on the edge of their seats as this World Championship match is about to get underway.

[Deyo]- All these people being banned from ringside, its CLEAR that the Presidents of the PW are looking to crown a new champ here tonight without ANY questions! I hate to be the one that says it, but they have really been emphasizing a zero tolerance level for these banned individuals. But even with the extra security in place, I've got a terrible gut feeling that not everyone will be able to keep themselves behind the curtain during this one. We even heard Absolute Zero suggesting that he had a NEW set of replacements for the recently fired Snowblind and Crippler!

[Richards]- Whatever happens, one things is certain Dave: we will see our FIRST PW World Champion here tonight! Looks like things are about to get started!

[Deyo]- The fans are actually on their feet as Jim Pattera takes the mic! I've NEVER seen anything like this in all my career!

[Pattera]- Ladies and gentlemen, the main event of the evening is a Triple-Threat match scheduled for one fall, and is for THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

[Pattera]- Making his way first to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Huj Que, here is HERAAAAAAALLLLLLD!!!

[Deyo]- Wait! What's this........?!

[Deyo]- Its that same man who ripped Snowblind apart on our last Throttle! Then he really WASN'T Herald at all! This is unreal! He has no business here! And security wont have any of this! They're heading this mysterious figure off at the pass!

[Richards]- Whoever he is, he's got alot of guts showing up here like this! Its common knowledge in that locker room and to all the fans around the world that security surrounding this match is TIGHT!

[Deyo]- Both Herald and the man in black are locked in on one another. Its like they're starring each other down, Rick! Whose side is this guy on!? I was beginging to think he was a Herald sympathizer, but now I'm having my doubts. Could Herald be in some trouble here?

[Richards]- Doesn't look like security cares to find out! They're escorting him to the back without thinking twice! They've seen what sort of damage this man can do. Lets hope that's the last we see of him this evening.

<"Loco" by Coal Chamber cuts out and the crowd hushes in near silence. After a short moment, they react with deafening cheers as "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll" by Judas Priest begins to play. A path of flames from the back curtain to the ring appears. The flames disappear as multi-colored smoke takes it's place. Smokin John Hayes steps through the curtain and looks around briefly at the cheering sea of fans. He then makes his way down the ramp and to the ring.>

[Pattera]- Next, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 286 pounds, he is from Bad Street, Atlanta, GA, SMOKIN JOHN HAAAAYYYYYYYYEES!!!

[Richards]- I don't know about you, Dave, but I have a hard time getting into Hayes without those Smokin Bombshells of his!

[Deyo]- Well I think you are the ONLY one! Listen to this crowd's reaction, they're about to blow the ROOF OFF!!!!

[Richards]- I think ENOUGH damage has been to the roof tonight!

<"Some Heads Are Gonna Roll" by Judas Priest cuts out. The fans let out a surprised cheer as the lights in the arena go dim. Herald and John Hayes shift their attention to the entrance.>

[Deyo]- NOW what the heck is going on!?

[Pattera]- And finally, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 237 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta Canada, the former World Champion ABSOLUTE ZEEEEEEERRROOOOOOO!!!

[Deyo]- What an entrance by Absolute Zero! The fans are going mental for him even though they hate his guts! If it weren't for his actions over 2 months ago, we would have a champ by now! But he still has them standing! They must know they're in for a real treat, because love him or most likely hate him, he brings to the ring with him a level of experience and technical ability that truly is hard to find in wrestling today!

[Richards]- And look what else he's bringing to the ring! Those are TSK's SMOKIN BOMBSHELLS Dave, I'm SURE of it! And they're wearing Absolute Zero masks for crying out loud! I don't need to see their faces to recognize them! Zero's enlisted THEIR help tonight!

[Deyo]- They're not on the banned list for tonight, but it looks like they'll indeed be standing in the corner of the former E-WCW champion! It looks like the security is going to tolerate them for the time being... We'll just have to wait and see if they've got anything planned here tonight! This is definitely a surprising turn of events!

[Richards]- Smokin John Hayes doesn't look like he wants to tolerate things though! He's looking mighty pissed off that the Bombshells have switched teams here tonight! Talk about being stabbed in the back! I don't think anyone in this arena can believe it! We're all in shock!!

[Deyo]- Here we go folks! Referee Ken Butler is going to get this Championship match underway! This is going to be a match to remember in PW history!

*** Herald vs. Smokin John Hayes vs. Absolute Zero ***

[Deyo]- The crowd is on their feet with the ringing of the bell! I've never seen anything like this!

[Richards]- I don't think they've sat down since Herald first came out!

[Deyo]- Zero and Hayes are approaching each other in the center of the ring. Looks like they're exchanging words on the Smokin Bombshells at ringside. OH! Herald EXPLODES out of the corner with a double clothesline! Neither man saw that one coming!

[Richards]- They've ALL got to keep on their toes in a match like this! You never know WHEN the third man is going to come into play!

[Deyo]- Right now, Herald looks like he's on top of things. A stomp to the back of Zero! And a stomp to the back of Smokin' John's HEAD!! And ANOTHER!!!!! Herald pulls Hayes to his feet, but IMMEDIATELY hits him with a spinning leg sweep sending Hayes CRASHING on top of Zero! Herald to the ropes....... SPRINGBOARD SPLASH onto both men! Absolute Zero took the most damage with the weight of these two men crushing him! Hayes manages to quickly roll to the outside for a breather. Herald now hauling Zero to his feet with a handful of mask. Oooooh, a knife-edge chop to the chest of Zero! Followed by ANOTHER big chop. Herald now with a SERIES of quick kicks to the the ribs of Zero. Herald steps back a step........SPINNING-HEEL KICK catches Absolute Zero on the chin!!! The Bombshells are cheering Zero on, but it looks like it is all falling on deaf ears. Herald now on the second rope, laying in on Absolute Zero with a series of closed fists! The crowd is chanting!!!! ONE!.......TWO!! .......THREE!!!!......FOUR!!!!! Oh and LOOK at Smokin' John who TEARS Herald off of Zero with a side suplex! Hayes quickly to his feet.....and he has EACH of Herald's leg's in each hand!

[Richards] - Looks like he's going to make a wish!!!!

[Deyo] - Herald is in a compromising position, and it's Smokin' John.........with a STOMP TO THE GROIN!!! OUCH!!!!! And he follows that up with a falling headbutt BELOW THE BELT!!! Hayes pulls Herald to his feet and sends him to the ropes. Hayes drops to one knee, UPPERCUT to the groin! Herald is collapsed in the center of the ring in a fetal position.

[Richards] - And Ken Butler is only issuing a warning to Smokin' John?

[Deyo] - One can only assume that Smokin' John was working on some special moves while he was behind bars in order to keep the other inmates away.

[Richards]- Well I'm feeling sorry for Herald right now because NO amount of meditating will block out THAT pain!

[Deyo]- Hayes sinks in a front facelock on Herald, but Absolute Zero is up and climbs to the second rope behind him. Zero jumps with the elbow, but Hayes rolls himself and Herald out of danger at the last second! Zero will have to be more sneaky if he's going to be using a move like that again!

[Richards] - Zero may have landed wrong on that elbow drop because he's still down on the mat clutching his arm.

[Deyo] - Hayes continues to apply the pressure but he comes to a vertical position and is backing Herald into the corner. Hayes releases the hold..........only to SLAM Herald face first into the turnbuckle! He hoists Herald up onto his shoulder..........Running POWERSLAM directly on top of Absolute Zero!

[Richards] - Smokin' John with the DEFINITE upper hand now but he's not taking advantage of it! I can't believe this.......Hayes is leaning over the ropes and SHOUTING obscenities at the Bombshells!! Hayes is losing his focus on the match AND the World Championship!!!

[Deyo] - Well Herald hasn't seemed to have lost his focus because he is on his feet and....... CLOTHESLINES Hayes from behind and ONTO the floor! Herald is quick to the top turnbuckle.......He's SIZING up Hayes for what appears to be a flying elbow drop......

[Richards] - Here comes ZERO!

[Deyo] - Absolute Zero hits Herald with a forearm to the back and sends him crashing on top of Hayes as BOTH men are sprawled out there on the concrete floor! Zero is climbing to the top rope....... OH MY GOD!!!! FLYING SPLASH onto Herald and Hayes!!! Zero will do ANYTHING to win this match including sacrificing his own body!

[Richards] - No kidding, Dave. All 3 of them have had their bells rung, but Zero seems to have taken less abuse from that huge Splash because of Herald and Hayes underneath acting like a shock absorber for Zero.

[Deyo] - Zero is getting to his feet, and he's pulling Hayes to his feet......and WHIPS Hayes into the steel guardrail. Now he is sizing up Hayes and giving him a few quick jabs to keep the leader of TSK off balance. Zero has the arm of Hayes again and it looks like he's going to whip Hayes into the opposite guardrail.

[Richards] - NO!!!!! Herald got up from the floor and NAILED Hayes with a SUPER KICK to the chin!!!!!! Hayes looks to be out cold!

[Deyo] - You may be right because Herald is throwing Smokin John into the ring and trying to get a quick cover. One......Two.......Zero with the save.

[Richards] - I don't know what Herald was thinking, because it was pretty obvious that Zero was not going to just let him try to sneak a quick pin while HE has anything to say about it.

[Deyo] - And don't we all know how Zero ALWAYS has something to say. And it looks like Zero is saying something now as he tries to land the big right on Herald. Herald ducks and lands a spinning heal kick to Zero's stomach, doubling over the former champ. Herald with a face front lock..........DDT!!!!!! And Herald is not wasting his time as he runs UP the ropes and rebounds with a SPRINGBOARD PLANGA on top of Zero.

[Richards] - Herald is fired up now! And he didn't just flip into a PLANGA .....he DROVE his elbow into Zero to give it a little extra UMPH! He can just TASTE the championship gold.

[Deyo] - Herald pulls up Zero and runs off the ropes......and he LEVELS Absolute Zero with a VICIOUS SPEAR! The crowd is on their feet and screaming like I've never heard before! Herald climbing to the top rope......

[Richards] - Look at Smokin John who is finally recovering from the Superkick.....but he's still pretty wobbly on his feet.

[Deyo] - Herald with a MISSILE DROPKICK on Hayes!

[Richards] - I thought that Herald's attention was still on Zero since he had laid him out with that spear, but I guess he wants to make sure that Hayes can't break up any pinning attempt.

[Deyo] - But it's HAYES who's getting pinned by the crowd favorite.

[Richards ] - Why not?! You have the man down, take advantage of it!

[Deyo] - ONE.............TWO.................THR.............ZERO breaks up the count with a snap elbow drop on the back of Herald's head. Zero quickly grabs Herald and tosses him out of the ring like a sack of potatoes.

[Richards ] - I hate to say it, but I think Herald should have thrown ZERO outside the ring to keep him from possibly breaking up that certain pinfall on Hayes, and now he's let his opportunity to win the gold slip through his fingers as ZERO is trying to grab that brass ring.

[Deyo] - Zero has his complete attention on Hayes. The masked man picks up Smokin John into a scoop slam.....

[Richards] - NO!!!!! He hit him with a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!

[Deyo] - Zero picks him up again...and hits Hayes with ANOTHER Tombstone Piledriver!!!

[Richards] - I think Hayes and his ego just shrunk by TWO INCHES!

[Deyo] - Zero with the cover! ONE................TWO...................WHAT?!!!!

[Richards] - Herald JUST makes the save in time as he reached under the bottom rope and pulled the referee out of the ring. This match SHOULD have been over TWICE, but TWO timely saves have just prolonged the suspense of WHO will become the NEXT World Heavyweight Champion.

[Deyo] - Herald jumps on the ring apron and Zero charges him, but is met with a shoulder to the mid-section. Herald goes for a Sunset Flip, but Zero hooks his arms on the ropes and blocks it. But Zero follows up with a STOMP to the face of Herald!

[Richards] - That's liable to put Herald's NOSE in his left EAR!!!

[Deyo] - Zero kicks Herald to the floor and quickly turns his attention back to Hayes. Hayes is just starting to move but Absolute Zero grabs him by the legs. A boot to the lower region by Zero!

[Richards] - THAT woke up Smokin' John!!!

[Deyo] - Absolute Zero in control and he goes for the Spinning Toe Hold........and CLAMPS ON THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!!!!! Zero has it locked on with Hayes in the middle of the ring.

[Richards] - It doesn't look like Hayes has a prayer!!

[Deyo] - Referee Ken Butler is asking Hayes if he's had enough...

[Richards] - LOOK........IT'S HERALD!!!

[Deyo] - Herald is on the top turnbuckle and it looks like he's about to leap onto an unsuspecting Zero and helpless Smokin' John!!! Even the referee hasn't noticed because he is still asking Hayes if he want's to submit.

[Richards] - But look at the Bombshells!!! I'm not sure which one that is, but she's getting behind Herald......and it looks like.....

[Deyo] - She PUSHED him!!!!! Herald came down off to that top rope awkwardly, landing an unintentional, but EFFECTIVE headbutt on Zero.

[Richards] - I can't be for certain, but I swear the Bombshells are giggling amongst themselves.

[Deyo] - They probably are since they just adverted what could have been a major catastrophe for Zero. I'm sure Hayes must have been happy for the outside interference because it forced Zero to let go of the figure four headlock.

[Richards] - Herald appears to be hurt because he is holding his right knee. I think when he landed, he not only felt the effect of the headbutt, but his entire weight came crashing down on that knee when it hit the mat.

[Deyo] - All three men are now feeling the effects of this match but it looks like Smokin John is still the worst of the three.

[Richards] - I'll have to agree with you on that but he's the first one to his feet! Zero is trying to stand, but it looks like he's still dealing with the effects of Excedrin headache number 109 as he's looking a bit woozy there.

[Deyo] - And it looks like Hayes is going to try to take advantage of it........he rushes at Zero for a CLOTHESLINE............Zero DUCKS!!!! And Hayes goes flying out of the ring!

[Richard] - It looks like Smokin' is getting NO breaks right now. Superkicked, Tombstone Piledriven twice, Figure-Four, and now he's on his back after missing that clothesline on Zero.

[Deyo] - Well things aren't looking bad for Herald at all! Herald to his feet...SUPERKICK on ZERO!!!!! But Herald rolls under the bottom rope and onto the FLOOR?! Why in the world didn't he pin Zero?

[Richards] - I think he wants to make sure that Hayes is in no condition to break up the count. If you remember, there were TWO close calls, but it was the third man who broke it up, and this time Herald is going to make sure it doesn't happen.

[Deyo] - Herald grabs Smokin John and is hooking him up for a Vertical Suplex....on the CONCRETE?

[Richards] - He’s looking at ending Smokin' John's wrestling CAREER!!!

[Deyo] - Herald goes for the vertical Suplex.........DDT!!!!! Hayes just DDT'd Herald on the RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!

[Richards] - That was some quick thinking by Hayes!!

[Deyo] - I'm not sure if it was quick thinking or just pure luck. Looking at the replay, Hayes' legs caught the bottom of the guardrail, and it was the sudden change in weight and momentum that planted Herald on the floor.

[Deyo] - And now Hayes is instinctively punching away at the face of Herald! But that DDT must not have hit the mark completely, because Herald is trying to fire away punches of his own.

[Richards] - Just look at these two duke it out!

[Deyo] - Yeah, but Hayes with a quick thumb to the eye of Herald! And it looks like Hayes is going to use that to get to his feet as he's looking around for something....

[Richards] - You better hold onto your seats, because Hayes is seeing red!!!

[Deyo] - Well Herald isn't going to give him that opportunity as he whirls Hayes around and plants him with a giant right cross!!

[Richards] - Here comes Zero! Absolute Zero wants a piece of the action as all three men are now exchanging punches.

[Deyo] - Hayes ducks out of the way as Herald pummels Zero against the ring post. It looks like Zero's legs are turning to rubber. Herald winds up for a Haymaker......and Hayes PULLS Zero OUT OF THE WAY just as Herald was following up with that Haymaker!!

[Richards] - Herald BROKE HIS HAND!!!!!! He MUST have when he connected with the ring post instead of Zero's face. How can he wrestle now?!

[Deyo] - I don't know, but Hayes is having NO problems now as he has a handful of Zero's mask and SLAMS the former champ's head INTO THE POST!! But wasn't that what Herald was going to do?!

[Richards] - Yeah, but you know how TSK are.....they get more pleasure when THEY do the dirty work. And it looks like Hayes is feeling his oats!!

[Deyo] - It sure does, because he is repeatedly slamming Zero into that RING POST!!! Hayes is looking as confident as ever as he presses Zero above his head and throws him into the ring.

[Richards] - And not to leave Herald out of all the fun.......

[Deyo] - Hayes is now pressing and throwing HERALD into the ring!! He must feel like he can take on BOTH of these men at the same time.

[Richards] - Maybe, but Hayes is wasting time on the outside. He's walked over to the Bombshells and he's in one HEATED exchange with them.

<Smokin' John is screaming his head off and spitting out obscenities at the Bombshells.>

[Hayes] - What the fuck do you think you bimbos can do for Zero?! He's nothing but a <BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP >!

[Richards] - Sorry about that folks. The censors were a little slow, but better later than never. There is no reason for Smokin John to talk to the Bombshells like that! Hell, HE’S the one who FIRED them.

[Deyo] - And they are letting Hayes know it in no uncertain terms as THEY are getting into the face of the challenger. Back in the ring Zero is waiting for Herald to get to his feet……..

[Richards] - DAMN THAT MUST HAVE HURT!!!!!! Zero just STOMPED on the injured hand!!!!! And AGAIN!!! If his hand wasn't broken from punching the ring post, it must be by now!

[Deyo] - Zero grabs the injured hand of Herald and is squeezing it as tight as he can. Zero with an arm wringer into a standing hammerlock.…….Scoops up Herald and BODYSLAMS him on the arm and inured hand!

[Richards] - And Hayes is STILL arguing with the Bombshells……You have to give it to the beauties, they are really helping out Zero by distracting Hayes and allowing the former champ to have his way with Herald.

[Deyo] - Zero sits down and applies a body scissors on Herald and then quickly rolls it over and goes for the pin….ONE…….....TWO………...kickout by Herald, but Zero still has the body scissors clamped on tightly. Herald is having trouble with that injured hand to grab a hold of Zero’s boot to break the hold.

[Richards] - Herald is caught in a bit of a predicatment because he is caught in that scissors with his back to Zero, and so the only way he can try to break the hold at the moment is by dislodging those hooked legs.

[Deyo] - Zero is reaching up…….And slaps on a Full Nelson!

[Richards] - I've never seen a Full Nelson/Body Scissors before! The last thing I expected from this match was scientific moves by Zero! Ken Butler is checking to see if Herald's had enough...

[Deyo] - And look who’s decided to get back into the thick of things. Hayes slides in under the bottom rope, off the ropes…….and lands a DROPKICK to the face of Herald!!!! Herald was sitting there prone in the center of the ring and Hayes just dropkicked his teeth down his throat!!!

[Richards] - Not to mention the force of that dropkick knocked the back of Herald's head into the face of Zero!!!! And that was enough to stun Zero into releasing the hold.

[Deyo] - Zero is getting to his feet and Hayes comes again off the ropes……….and Zero floors Hayes with a drop toe hold and has Smokin’ John in an Ankle Lock Submission!!!

[Richards] - Listen to Hayes scream in pain!!! Zero is REALLY wrenching down on that ankle, and he MIGHT just break it!!

[Deyo] - True, but Zero appears frustrated at the unwillingness of Hayes to submit. He HAS to be on the near edge of breaking that ankle, or at least fracturing it!!!

[Richards] - But Hayes continues to scream in pain, but refusing to tap out.

[Deyo] - Zero evidently doesn’t think that is going to work, so he breaks the hold and is pulling Hayes up by the hair only to bring him right back down by a beautifully executed Swinging Neckbreaker! Now it’s Zero back to his feet, and he grabs both of Hayes’ legs and Slingshots Hayes…….

[Richards] - Into a CLOTHESLINE by Herald that turns Hayes inside out!!! Herald timed that by just getting to his feet when Zero hit the slingshot, and met Hayes in mid air with that clothesline.

[Deyo] - Herald runs straight for Zero……Zero goes for a quick right but it’s blocked! Herald with a right of his own!!!

[Richards] - Oh NO!!! That was the injured hand, Dave, and Herald is grimacing in pain as he’s holding that right hand.

[Deyo] - Do you think Zero intentionally provoked Herald to use that hand?

[Richards] - By all means!! Zero is a quick thinker in the ring, and he knows how to play to a man’s weaknesses, including getting a man to do something he doesn’t WANT to do, but does out of INSTINCT.

[Deyo] - I would have to add that Zero is also a pretty sadistic. Just look at the way how he’s laughing hysterically at Herald. But even with all of this laughing, he’s waving to the Bombshells to come over. Meanwhile, Hayes is out COLD in the corner of the ring!

[Zero] - <Breathing heavily to catch his breath.> You call that a PUNCH, dip-s<BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!>!?! Lemme show you how a CHAMPION does it! <Zero then cold clocks Herald with the microphone in hand.>

[Richards] - The taunts of Zero really aren't necessary in this match. For God's sake...it’s the WORLD TITLE at stake!

[Deyo] - Zero with a standing waistlock on Herald and takes him down with a devastating German Suplex with a BRIDGE!!! ONE…….TWO…………..KICKOUT!!!

[Richards] - I think Zero was just sizing Herald up with that maneuver.

[Deyo] - Zero kicks Herald in the stomach for good measure and then pushes him onto this stomach. He's now standing on the back of Herald's knees and reaches down to grab a hold of his arms. Zero is trying to rock back…………

[Richards] - Bow and Arrow Submission maneuver by Absolute Zero!!! This is an excruciatingly painful hold!

[Deyo] - Ken Butler is checking to see if Herald wants to quit but we all know the answer to that question! Now it’s Butler on the mat to see if Zero's shoulders are touching.

[Richards] - This is one of those maneuvers where you have to be careful or you will pin YOURSELF instead of your opponent being pinned or submitting.

[Deyo] - Hayes is to his feet and appears to be checking out the ankle…….OFF THE ROPES…….BIG SPLASH on both men! Rick, he may have BROKEN the back of Herald or the legs of Zero!!!

[Richards] - I swear, TSK could be on the verge of taking out a couple MORE PW competitors.

[Deyo] - Hayes doesn't look satisfied with the carnage in the ring. He grabs Zero by the back of the mask and throws him through the ropes and onto the floor. Smokin John now climbs through the ropes and onto the ring apron…….FLYING KNEEDROP onto the stomach of Zero!!!!

[Richards] - And he’s not finished with Zero by a LONGSHOT!!

[Deyo] - Hayes is picking up Zero and stretching him onto the Italian announcers table.

[Richards] - It looks like they’ll be joining the Portugese announcers……… working TABLE FREE!!

[Deyo] - Hayes is now……..Climbing to the top turnbuckle?! I didn't know Hayes was a high flyer?

[Richards] - He's not!! He's out of his element and this could cost him!!!!

[Deyo] - …..AND IT WILL!!!! Herald DROPKICKS Hayes off the top turnbuckle who CRASHES onto the cold hard cement floor. Now it’s Herald taking the spot of Hayes on the top turnbuckle…….SUICIDE DIVE!!!!!!

[Richards] - DID YOU SEE THAT???!!!!!!

[Deyo] - Yes I DID!!!! Herald just BROKE Zero AND the table in half with that Suicide Dive!!!!

[Richards] - Zero got the worst of that but Herald can't be feeling too great either! Just LOOK at the carnage about the ring!!!! You have Smokin’ John motionless on the floor, and Zero and Herald in a pile of wood, splinters, and metal supports just 5 feet away from us!!!!

[Deyo] - Rick, I have come to the conclussion that all THREE of these guys are nuts. Just look what they are willing to do NOT ONLY to their opponents, but to THEMSELVES in return!!! I am just glad that I’m sitting here and not out there.

[Richards] - It makes you wonder if that mental illness of Kristoph Khan is starting to rub-off on people.

[Deyo] - Mental Illness?! How can you say such a thing? But with the look of things, if THAT’s what pushed him over the deepend, you would have to think that it MUST be contagious.

[Richards] - WAIT!!! Is that Herald stirring?

[Deyo] - It looks like it, because he is trying to stand, but having a hard time of if at the moment.

[Richards] - And it looks like Zero is still conscious since he is beginning to flex his legs, making sure everything still works. Zero got the worst of that but Herald can’t be feeling too great either! Herald grabs Zero with his left hand and pushes him under the bottom rope while Hayes is climbing into the ring from the other side of the corner.

[Deyo] - Hayes takes advantage of the oppertunity grabs the limp former champ and places his arm around his neck. Hayes reaches back with his other arm and grabs the legs of Zero. He’s positioning him across his back...the Back Cracker!!! This is one of Smokin John’s patented moves! This modified back breaker bends a person in half until the submit or passout. And Herald is just standing back, letting Hayes wear Zero down! Hayes is losing his focus on the third man here.

[Richards] - The referee is asking Zero if he wants to submit but there’s no response. He raises the arm...

[Deyo] - But Herald walks up from behind. He taps Hayes on the shoulder...Smokin John spins around and the feet of Zero catch referee Ken Butler below the belt! Hayes drops Zero and Herald grabs him around the throat. Herald with Hayes high above his head and he choke slams Hayes on top of Zero!

[Richards] - But there’s no referee to count as Ken is still trying to regain his senses after the inadvertent low blow he took. Herald is trying to revive the ref as Zero and Hayes begin to stagger to their feet.

[Deyo] - What is Absolute Zero doing? He’s reaching into his tights and...he’s got a pair of brass knuckles! Zero has the knuckles!!! Zero with a big right hand and Hayes is out cold! Zero with a punch to the back of Herald’s head and Herald falls through the ropes and to the floor!

[Richards] - Butler is finally coming to as Zero falls on top of Hayes...ONE...TWO...THREE!!!

[Deyo] - I don’t believe it! Someone call the cops, these two men have been ROBBED of the PW World Titlte!

[Deyo] - Wait, WAIT! What have we here? The Gibbs brothers are making their way to ringside.

[Richards] - Could they actually want to officially present Zero with the belt? Brian Gibbs is entering the ring as his brother Gary stops to talk with ring announcer Jim Pattera.

[Deyo] - Let’s go to the ring announcer for the official announcement.

[Pattera] - Ladies and gentlemen...the Co-President of Planet Wrestling...Gary Gibbs!

[Gibbs] - The fans of Planet Wrestling have been waiting a long time for this card. We’ve seen some of the most memorable title matches in the history of this great sport! <the fans start cheering> HOWEVER, the night isn’t over yet! Absolute Zero, this match isn’t over! We are determined to have a clear cut winner tonight. Your use of brass knuckles has left this match tainted. I am ordering this match to continue immediately following a 5 minute rest period for Herald and Smokin John to regain their senses.

[Deyo] - Absolute Zero is furious as the referee’s decision has been overturned! Zero is in the face of Brian Gibbs and screaming at the top of his lungs. Brian ignores Zero and steps through the ropes.

[Richards] - Zero is going to have nothing of it as he runs after him. Zero has the Co-President by throat and slams him into the steel ring post! Zero is not letting go and he slams the back of Brian's head into the ring post a second time! Still, Zero won’t let go and he’s trying to choke the life out of Brian Gibbs!

[Deyo] - What a hideous act by Zero! He should be disqualified and banned from Planet Wrestling!

[Richards] - The officers are trying to pull Absolute Zero off of Brian Gibbs but he’s putting up one hell of a fight. It looks like they are separated...NO Zero lunges forward and begins pummeling the face of Gibbs!

[Deyo] - Zero looks like a man possessed! PW security guards have come down to the ringside area to lend a helping hand. We have 10 cops, 6 security guards, 4 referees and Gary Gibbs all trying to pull Zero off of the Co-President. The only bright spot is this ruckus is allowing for Smokin John Hayes and Herald to recover.

[Richards] - It looks like they’ve finally subdued Zero and they are ordering him back into the ring. However, I think it’s still going to be a couple minutes before the match resumes since everyone’s attention is focused on the injured Brian Gibbs.

[Deyo] - And look at this, one of the Bombshells has climbed onto the ring apron and is trying to calm down Zero, but Zero hasn't let his mad stare off of Brian.

[Richards] - Yeah, just look at the face of Hayes in the corner, he’s FURIOUS! But it’s his own fault since he’s the one that fired them.

[Deyo] - It looks like they are trying to secure Brian Gibbs on a stretcher. They're on their way out through the entrance... WAIT! Zero shoves the bomshell away and leaps out of the ring and dashes towards the helpless Gibbs again! Here comes the Canadian Crippler, with steel chair in hand! Zero doesn’t stop! This man is SUICIDAL!!!

[Richards] - And he’s greeted with a chair shot to the head!

[Deyo] - The Canadian Crippler doesn’t seem to appreciate the words of Zero from earlier this evening, and decided to end his assault on the Co-President! The Crippler is pounding the head of Zero with the steel chair! He’s smashing the shoulders, the ribs, the legs and back to the head! And security is letting it go by!

[Richards] - Zero is getting a good old fashioned full body massage from the chair of the Canadian Crippler! And the Crippler kicks Zero under the bottom rope and to the floor.

[Deyo] - After that Extreme match, I can’t believe the Crippler has the strength to walk to the ring let alone lay a beating on Zero.

[Richards] - It’s amazing how much strength a person can derive from sheer hatred. Crippler follows Zero to the ring floor. He grabs him by the arm and an Irish whip into the ring post followed by a clothesline! Crippler picks up the ring steps and slams them onto the chest of Zero!

[Deyo] - The tide of this match has changed and it hasn’t even restarted yet! Herald is standing by the ropes watching with excitement as the Crippler continues to pound on Zero! Here comes Hayes from behind and he drops Herald with a kick to the groin!

[Richards] - And look at Hayes run back to the corner and sit as referee Ken Butler climbs back into the ring! Sorry Hayes but nobody’s going to believe that you’re a little angel in there! The Crippler throws Zero back into the ring and disappears through the crowd. Butler pats down Zero, I guess you can't trust this man anymore. What the... he reaches in Zero's tights and pulls out a second pair of brass knuckles! And a ROLLL OF QUARTERS! Where does he hide all that suff!?!

[Deyo]- Some mysteries are better left unsolved. Butler's giving the green light, Zero must be clean! He calls for the bell. THIS IS IT FOLKS!

[Deyo] - The ref is stunned as Zero is laying motionless on the mat. He didn’t see a thing since he was concerned with the well being of Brian Gibbs. Smokin John runs over for a quick cover...ONE...TWO...THR...Herald with the save!

[Richards] - Hayes tried to steal one there! Herald pulls Hayes to his feet and chops him across the chest. Another chop backs Hayes into the corner. Irish whip sends Hayes into the opposite turnbuckle and Herald spears him in the corner!

[Deyo] - Great move by Herald! Herald picks up Hayes...inverted atomic drop followed up with a reverse thrust to the throat of Hayes! Smokin John’s in a world of hurt right now! Herald doesn’t want to pin him yet and he lifts him to his feet.

[Richards] - Zero is still motionless on the mat. Herald wraps his hand around the throat of Hayes...CHOKESLAM onto the prone former champion!

[Deyo] - Zero’s moving, he's actually coming to!

[Richards] - Those aren't voluntary movements, he’s probably going through convulsions! Herald is pinning Hayes on top of Zero...ONE...TWO...KICKOUT!

[Deyo] - Hayes still has some energy left in his tank. Herald grabs Hayes and tries to whip him in the ropes...reversed...belly to belly suplex by Hayes into a cover...ONE...he’s got a handful of tights...TWO...THR...kickout by Herald!

[Richards] - But Herald almost kicked out of his own trunks! It looks like it’s a full moon tonight! Herald stands and begins to pull his trunks up...bulldog by Hayes!

[Deyo] - Damn! Can’t he even let the man pull up his pants?!

[Richards] - As much as I don’t like him, I can’t blame Hayes for taking advantage of the situation. After all, the world title is on the line. Hayes helps Herald to his feet and grabs him in a waistlock...

[Deyo] - I haven’t seen this since the 3rd grade! Hayes has decided to assist Herald in pulling up his trunks and is giving him a wedgie!

[Richards] - Wedgie, melvin, snugglie...call it what you will but I’ll call it uncomfortable! Herald throws his head back and connects with the nose of Hayes! Hayes drops to the floor and I wouldn’t be surprised if his nose is broken!

[Deyo] - Zero IS moving!!! His bag of tricks is empty, this is his last chance to prove himself! He's to his feet and charges at Herald...flying cross body press and Herald tumbles backwards over Hayes...ONE...TWO...kickout! Zero is getting a second windhere folks! He grabs Herald and pushes his head between his legs...power bomb by Zero!

[Richards] - But he doesn’t let go! And he hoists Herald up again...a second power bomb...again he holds on...and he bounces Herald on the top rope...a third power bomb!

[Deyo] - Hayes is motioning to Zero. Zero with the legs of Herald as Hayes climbs to the top turnbuckle. Catapult by Zero and a diving clothesline by Hayes has just turned Herald inside out!!!

[Richards] - I’m amazed that Hayes and Zero are working together as a team! Hayes motions to Zero and it looks like they are setting up Herald for...DOUBLE POWER BOMB! Stick a fork in him, he’s done!

[Deyo] - But Hayes and Zero aren’t done! Zero hoists Herald for another power bomb...Hayes with a dropkick to the back of Zero!

[Richards] - So much for team work! We could have a new champion right now...but Hayes isn’t looking for the pin. He stands up Herald...but Herald just dropped him with an Enziguiri to the back of head! I don’t know where that came from after that series of powerbombs!

[Deyo] - Herald is on his feet and he looks pissed! Herald grabs the hair of Hayes and pulls him up. A kick to the knee, the chest, and a jumping side kick to the face of Hayes! Herald with a waistlock on Hayes...he lifts him up and places him on the top turnbuckle...dropkick to the back of Hayes and he goes flying out of the ring and through what's left of the Spanish announcers’ table!

[Richards] - Herald turns his attention to Zero who is now charging at him...tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Zero! Herald is in high gear now!

[Deyo] - Herald has the former champ...piledriver! Up to his feet and off the ropes with a big leg drop! Herald with a handful of mask pulls the former champ to his feet...a series of chops across the chest of Zero! Herald picks him up high...stomach breaker!

[Richards] - This could be it as Herald is climbing to the top rope. It looks like we’re going to see the Last Rites...

[Deyo] - Here comes Herald of the top... OH! Zero rolls out of the way and Herald could be hurt! The impact on his injured right hand can’t be feeling too good!

[Richards] - Not to mention the impact of his knee on the mat! Zero is staggering to his feet and we see Smokin John is trying to climb back into the ring.

[Deyo] - Hayes is on the ring apron and Zero sends him flying with a shoulder block through the remains of the Spanish announcer’s table! Zero is laughing at the site of Smokin John in a pile of rubble!

[Richards] - Zero is after Herald. He’s grabbing the injured right hand and...a top wristlock! The basic of moves is causing excruciating pain for Herald! I don’t know how long Herald can withstand the pain! He’s trying to muster up enough strength...

[Deyo] - A reverse knife-edge chop to the throat by Herald! Zero is gasping for air...a neckbreaker by Herald! This could be it...Herald is sizing up Zero for what could be a superkick...

[Richards] - One of the Bombshells has climbed onto the ring apron with a purse! They’re trying to protect Zero! She SWINGS...

[Deyo] - Herald ducked! He saw what was happening on the jumbo tron and ducked in the nick of time!

[Richards] - He ducked but the referee didn’t! Ken Butler is out cold! Herald is still waiting...superkick to the chin of Zero! Herald rolls him over and climbs the top rope...Last Rites coming up!

[Deyo] - Hayes! Hayes is on the top ring step and he grabs Herald by the hair and throws him to the concrete floor! Herald could have broken his neck or spine! Hayes is laying the boots to the chest and head of Herald but he stops as he notices the Bombshells.

[Richards] - I’m not sure about you, but I can’t tell which one is which with those Zero masks on. Well, except for Double D, that’s kind of obvious!

[Deyo] - Hayes is in the face of who we think is Double D...and he just spit in her face! He just reached a new low but she counters with an even lower low...

[Richards] - I swear there’s been more groin shots in this match than the porno I watched last ni...I mean the porno I heard about!

[Deyo] - Aha, surrrrrrre! I see Zero is getting to his feet. He rolls out of the ring and comes to the aid of Double D. Zero with a Hayes by the throat and he tosses him over the guardrail and into the stands! Fans, you better back up!

[Richards] - Zero is going after Hayes! The security guards are quickly moving several fans out of their seats as the action is getting a little too intense! Zero scoops up Hayes and slams him across the metal chairs!

[Deyo] - I guess Herald is a little lonely since he’s climbing over the guardrail to meet these two! Herald and Zero are trading punches and they start climbing up the arena steps. Herald with a head butt and he stuns Zero!

[Richards] - I think he also stunned himself! Zero is backing up towards the doors to the concession area...he falls forward and is clotheslined by Herald!

[Deyo] - A fan inadvertently walked through the door causing Zero to fall towards the waiting Herald! Both men are grappling into the concession area!

[Richards] - Hayes is just starting to recover from the slam on the chairs and he can’t find his opponents! Hayes sees the action on the jumbo tron and makes his way up the stairs as fans are pelting him with popcorn and sodas.

[Deyo] - Herald whips Zero against the side wall and charges in with a vicious elbow! Zero slumps to the ground and Herald is literally stomping a mudhole in him! With no referee, this is a plain and simple BRAWL! These men need to realize that this match is not a pinfall anywhere match and since we need a winner, there are no countouts!

[Richards] - I think they know it but they don’t care because all 3 men really seem to hate each other! Herald with Zero and he tosses him into the men’s room!

[Deyo] - Look at the men filtering out of the bathroom as the brawl continues! Hayes is on the concourse and hears where the noise is coming from. Hayes is going into the men’s room!

[Richards] - Herald with a big left to the head of Zero and he slams his head against a stall door! Herald places Zero’s head inside the door and he’s trying to pull it shut!

[Deyo] - But Smokin John is there for the save! Hayes with a handful of Herald’s hair and he slams him face first into the mirror! Herald is busted open! Blood is flowing freely from his forehead and left eyebrow! Hayes slams his bloody face down across the sink!

[Richards] - Zero with a plunger...and he jams it into the back of Smokin John! Zero throws Hayes against the wall and he staggers backwards...Zero DDT’s Hayes onto a urinal!

[Deyo] - Zero is trying to choke out Hayes with his boot! But Herald won’t stand for this! Herald grabs both men by their heads and slams them together! Zero has just stumbled backwards into a stall. Herald drags Hayes by the hair to the entrance way...and power slams a trash can onto his chest!

[Richards] - I guess Zero found a stall that is occupied! Zero crashes through the door!

[Deyo] - It’s that strange bandaged man! Who the hell is this guy?! He grabs Zero by the legs and hotshots him across the sink! He’s sinking in a cobra clutch...NO!!!...he slams him to the floor! What is this man doing?!

[Richards] - It looks like he’s trying to rip the sink out of the wall but it won’t budge. He climbs onto the adjoining sink and he’s stomping on it! The sink is starting to move!

[Deyo] - Call a plumber and shut off the water!!! This mysterious man has just kicked out the bathroom sink and...he slams the porcelain on top of Zero!

[Richards] - Zero's blue mask is becoming a dark shade of red as blood begins to lowly seep through. I’m afraid this match may be down to two competitors! But Hayes and Herald are still going at it! Hayes with a hiptoss sends Herald behind the concession stand! The cashiers and cooks are bailing out in a hurry!

[Deyo] - Hayes with a cookie sheet across the bloodied face of Herald!

[Richards] - Hot Dogs! Get your Hot Dogs!

[Deyo] - Smokin John is force feeding Herald a hot dog! Hayes drags him by the arm...dear God no! Hayes with the right hand of Herald and he’s holding it down on the burning hot grill! Hayes is trying to permanently injure that hand!

[Richards] - Herald reaches back with his left hand...and he clocks Smokin John in the head with a rolling pin! Again across the back and Hayes flies head first through the glass on the pretzel warmer!

[Deyo] - It’s payback time and Hayes has been busted wide open! Both men are bleeding profusely but they don’t care! Herald tosses Hayes out to the concourse. He follows him but Hayes throws a handful of Pretzel salt into his eyes!

[Richards] - If he can’t find you, he can’t hurt you. Hayes bumps into a fan as he tries to rest against the wall. He’s holding on and won’t let the fan go!

[Deyo] - Someone should get the cops over there! There is no reason to involve the fans! Hayes is leaning back against the wall and this poor fan is behind him!

[Richards] - Herald is frantically rubbing his eyes and I think he’s starting to get some of his vision back. He must be since he just noticed Hayes resting against the wall...

[Deyo] - Here comes a superkick...NOOOOO!!! Hayes just ducked and Herald has superkicked a fan in the face! Someone get the EMTs right away! The fan must a broken nose because his face is a mess of blood! Damn! I knew something like this was going to happen when Hayes starting messing with that fan!

[Richards] - I would suggest Gary Gibbs start calling his lawyers because I’m smelling a lawsuit for Planet Wrestling! Herald is stunned. He can’t believe what he’s just done to an innocent fan!

[Deyo] - Herald didn’t do it, Hayes did! And Smokin John has no regard for the fan as he just clocked Herald! Hayes with a handful of hair and he’s taking Herald back to the aisle way.

[Richards] - Hayes drags him through the door and they’re at the top of the steps. Hayes is about to through Herald down the steps...NO! Herald puts on the brakes and chops Smokin John. Herald tries to toss him down the steps but Hayes caught the end seat and only falls down a couple of steps.

[Deyo] - Herald is stalking after Hayes but Hayes is backing up. They’re nearing the bottom and Hayes slips! Smokin just slipped and fell down the last 5 steps backwards! Get him Herald!

[Richards] - Hey, we’re announcers and we must remain unbiased.

[Deyo] - Who cares?! I can’t stand Smokin John and the rest of TSK!

[Richards] - I’m with you on that call! Herald on the 4th step and jumps off with a flying elbow! He picks up Hayes and tosses him over the guardrail. Finally we’re getting back to the ring!

[Deyo] - Look at the top! It’s the bandaged man with Zero over his shoulder! Noooo! He tosses Zero and he’s tumbling down 35 steps! Zero could have a broken neck!

[Richards] - The man is starting to remove his black bandages...it’s...it’s...it’s..my God!!!

[Deyo] - It’s RAGE! The former Trans-World champ is back! HE'S BACK!

[Richards]- HOLY CRAP! We haven't seen him in ages! And he's looking meaner than ever!

[Deyo]- Our cameras can't seem keep track of him as he blends his way back into the sea of fans.

[Richards] - Herald throws Hayes back into the ring where referee Ken Butler is still shaking out the cobwebs from the accidental purse attack of the Bombshells.

[Deyo] - Hayes is on the mat and Herald climbs the top turnbuckle for a moonsault! ONE.............TWO............................THR.......KICKOUT! That was a slow count but I still can’t believe Hayes has the energy to kickout! Herald back to the top turnbuckle...he’s waiting for Hayes to get up...bulldog from the top rope! A cover...

[Richards] - All of the Bombshells have gathered around the guardrail and they’re trying to help Zero over. He’s over and rushes to the ring...

[Deyo] - ONE...TWO...THRE...save by Zero! Zero stops the count just in time! Herald can’t believe it, he thinks he won the match!

[Richards] - And he has a pretty good argument. A slow count and then Zero barely makes a save. Herald runs off the ropes at Zero...Zero drops down...Herald off the other ropes...spinebuster by Zero!

[Deyo] - Where did that energy come?! I thought Zero was dead and now he’s fighting back! I can't believe he still has this much presence of mind after his encounter with RAGE just moments ago! The wobbly Absolute Zero climbs the top turnbuckle... but Smokin John charges in and punches him in the gut.

[Richards] - Look at the face of Hayes...you can hardly see his eyes with all of the blood! Hayes with another punch to the gut of Zero...

[Deyo] - Smokin John is joining Zero on the top turnbuckle. There’s barely enough room up there for one wrestler let alone two. Hayes with a waistlock...

[Richards] - It looks like he’s trying for a belly to back suplex but there’s nowhere to go.

[Deyo] - OH SHIT!!!...HERE THEY COME!!!

[Richards] - Sweet Mary Jane I don’t believe it!!! Smokin John Hayes has just done a belly to back superplex from the top turnbuckle through our table!

[Deyo] - What was Hayes THINKING!?! He took Zero AND himself out with that risky maneuver! Neither mas is moving! It should be all academic for Herald now, he just needs one of them to enter the ring so he can cover them for the pin.

[Richards] - Both the referee and Herald are standing near the ropes to see if either man is alive, let alone able to continue. The Bombshells are rushing over to see how Zero is...

[Deyo] - Double D is reaching into her cleavage and she pulls out...I can’t quite tell...

[Richards] - It looks like smelling salts for Zero...

[Deyo] - What the fu....?! They’re giving the smelling salts to Smokin John! Who’s side are they on?

[Richards] - Hayes sits up in a hurry and shakes out the cobwebs! He rolls over and hammers Zero with a series of closed fists! He GOUGES at Zero's eyes, tearing holes through his mask! Off comes the entire mask as Hayes continues to rip and tear at it.

[Deyo]- Smeet MOTHER! Zero's face is a MESS! You can hardy tell there's a human being under all that blood and gore! Zero's not even conscious and he continues to pummel him!

[Richards]- Spoke too soon. Looks like Hayes has had enough of Zero, he’s going back to the ring! Double D is up on the ring apron distracting the referee!

[Deyo] - Herald with a side kick on Hayes. He whips him into the ropes...reversed by Hayes...he picks him up by the legs...hotshot across the top turnbuckle!

[Richards]- Double D is up on the ring apron threatening Ken Butler with a CHAIR if he doesn't do something to help Zero! WHOA! She drifted the chair at him but missed, sending it flying into the far side of the ring! Who does she think she is!?

[Deyo]- Butler's distracted! Hayes with a sadistic grin on his face as he picks up Herald...body slam NO!...a body slam pile driver onto the steel chair!

[Richards] - I guess the Bombshells didn’t throw the chair into the ring for the ref afterall! Hayes picks up Herald and places him on the top turnbuckle. Hayes climbs to the middle turnbuckle...he places his arm around the neck of Herald...he hooks his leg...looks like a fisherman’s suplex...

[Deyo] - NO! A fisherman’s superplex into a fisherman’s super-ddt on the chair! Hayes throws the chair out of the ring just before Ken Butler turns around!

[Richards] - Hayes picks up the limp Herald...power bomb coming up...Hayes lifts him high...into a...Extremely Rude Awakening!!! I’ve heard about this move but I’d never seen him do this. He was going for a power bomb but on the release he moved under Herald and caught him in a neckbreaker!

[Deyo] - Zero is starting to move! He might have some fight left in him...

[Richards] - Smokin John has Herald set up for what could be another Extremely Rude Awakening...no it’s a power bomb and he holds the legs for a scorpion deathlock...this is his patented Smoke Bomb!!! Ken Butler is asking Herald but all he hears are screams! He’s not saying no!

[Deyo] - And Zero is getting to his feet!!! Zero is going to make the save!!! No! Zero has just collapsed! One of the Bombshells rushes over and looks at Zero...wait a minute! The Bombshell just grabbed our tv monitor and threw it down on Zero’s head!

[Richards] - The referee is still asking Herald but there’s no response! Herald has passed out and the referee is calling for the bell!

[Deyo] - That’s it! Smokin John Hayes is the new World Champion!!! But with some HUGE help from a STEEL CHAIR!!! Every member of TSK now holds gold!!! And these Bombshells played all of us like fools!

[Richards] - Talk about adding insult to injury...each Bombshell is taking off their Zero mask and throwing it on the former champ! I tell you, Zero is yet another wrestler who has been seriously hurt tonight at the hands of TSK! A sickening sight to see these individuals actually get away with it at that.

[Deyo]- TSK has proven to us that they'll go as low as they have to in order to capture PW gold. Looks like Zero should have been the least of the Gibbs' worries!

[Richards]- Speaking of which, why aren't they doing anything about this?

[Deyo]- I'm being informed that Gary Gibbs accompagnied Brian to the hospital to attend to his injuries. Nobody's here to set things right!

[Richards]- Not that this match could go any further. Herald and Zero STILL aren't moving!

[Deyo]- The crowds getting ugly as Hayes and the Bombshells continue to celebrate! They're throwing everything they've got! Hayes doesn't seem to care as he raises the World Championship high above his head! Now he's even up on the turnbuckle taunting them! Well fans, its been a long night but we're out of time for-

[Richards]- Hold the phone!!! Here comes KAHN blasting out of nowhere from the crowd! He's wearing those damned one-leg-cut-off jeans of his and looks crazy as a LOON! Here comes security down the ramp!

[Deyo]- He climbs the turnbuckle and takes out the Bombshells with a cross-body dive off the top! Now he's going for Smokin John Hayes. I don't think he knows what's going on behind him! Kahn RIPS Hayes down from top and slams him down!!! He's bashing Hayes' face with the world title belt! His lip's busted wide open! Kahn has him up... KAHN-PLEX!!! Kahn with a cover, but there's no ref! What's he DOING in there!?!

[Richards]- Security's finally in there restraining Kahn. It looks like they're trying to control some wild animal in there! The man has LOST it Dave!

[Deyo]- Who knows what might be going through his head right about now. We haven't seen much of this man since his VERY controversial "smoke bombing" loss to Hayes at Kill 'Em All. Could this be some sort of revenge for losing the match that would have sent him on to wrestle for the title tonight? Things are getting interesting for the new World Champ! Sorry fans, but we're running late! Don't forget to tune into PW Throttle as the actions continues!

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