[The shot cuts to the interior of the Saddledome, were we see an overhead view of a ring set up in the center of what is usually an ice surface. Around the ring are hundred of fans, many with their own homemade signs. The shot switches to a ringside shot of the announcers' table, where to men wearing headsets and smart-looking suits are sitting.]

Dave [raising his voice to be heard over the fans] - Hello UWP viewers and WELCOME to the Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta Canada! We're coming to you LIVE from the home of the National Hockey League's Calgary Flames, and Planet Wrestling action is about to get underway! I'm Planet Wrestling's David Deyo, and along with Rick Richards, and folks, THIS is TERRIBLE RESOLVE!!!

Rick [raising his voice to be heard over the fans] - You got that right, Dave! We have a great match to kick this simulcast off, and it's sure to be a doozie! Planet Wrestling hand-picked the competitors for this match to face each other, because they're young, they're talented, they're looking to make a name for themselves, and most importantly, because it's tough competitors like this that could indeed represent the very FUTURE of Planet Wrestling and the professional wrestling industry as a whole.

Dave - Indeed they could, Rick. On one side of the coin there's the feisty PW newcomer Mad Dogg who will be competing in his first singles match tonight, and he's going to be taking on a Canadian going by the moniker of "The Icon". Icon might have the fans behind him in this match, folks, but I'm not sure if anyone knows quite what to expect out of Mad Dogg yet at this stage: all I know is that threats of broken ankles and hospital time have been flying back and forth between these two since this match was signed, and I have a feeling that it ISN'T going to be pretty.

Rick - Well, as Mr.T would say "enough jibba-jabba". Let's get to he ring and put all the speculation to rest, shall we?

[The bell rings and the shot cuts to the ring.] Jim Pattera - Introducing first...

[The sound of a vicious dog growl is heard over the loudspeakers... White smoke begins billowing out near the entrance ramp and the ring area... Then suddenly "Disposable Teens" by Marilyn Manson kicks in, and on cue, a strobe of green light floods the arena. The smoke thins, and out of it walks Planet Wrestling's Mad Dogg. Some cheering from the fans, mixed with some booing is heard over the music...]

Pattera - ...from Grimsby, England... weighing in at 235 pounds, ladies and gentlemen... Maaaaaaaaaaad Doooooooooogg!!!

[Mad Dogg continues to the ring, jumping up onto the apron, then ducks between the bottom ropes, climbing into the ring. Suddenly the music cuts, to be replaced by the very heavy guitar riff signaling Icon's "Enter the Icon" entrance theme. It blasts through the arena speakers and the crowd pops to its feet, cheering wildly.]

Pattera - And his opponent, from Toronto, weighing in at 243 pounds... Theeeeeeeeeeeeeee IIIIconnnn!!!

[We see a shot of the crowd, where fans are waving about Canadian flags and Icon signs all over the place. The shot switches to the entrance, and Icon walks in waving around a Canadian flag, much to the fans' delight. He walks down the aisle, slapping fives with the aisleside fans on his way. Icon climbs into the ring, giving the flag a last wave before he hands it to the timekeeper. Icon turns to face Mad Dogg, who's been waiting in the center of the ring...]

Dave - This one's about the get underway, and Icon, despite the heated words that have been exchanged between these two, is extending his hand. What a great gesture, folks; something we don't see nearly enough of anymore these days.

Rick - There's a reason for that, Dave, and that's because this business is more hostile today than it's ever been. It's about winning and getting to the top, and doing what the Icon hopes to achieve: to get recognized. But offering a friendly handshake before a math can be a big mistake... Mad Dogg doesn't seem to know quite what to do here... but he's shaking Icon's hand! I can't believe it!

Dave - I guess it's not always all about suplexes, piledrives and bodyslams, Rick: some of the men in this business still have their integrity left, and these are two fine example of that right here. [The bell rings.]

Dave - But there goes the bell, and you know that now, all bets are off, as Mad Dogg and Icon circle each other... locking up! Icon coming out on top with a side headlock, but he's shoved off and into the ropes- off the ropes- clothesline by Icon- Ducked by Mad Dogg! Mad Dogg off the ropes- LORDY!!! He took Icon off his feet with a dropkick off the run! What a move by Mad Dogg!

Rick - That was pretty impressive, Dave: it's not often that you see a man hit a dropkick running at that kind of speed from the ropes. Both men up again and Mad Dogg charging in- arm drag takedown by Icon! Mad Dogg up again- and another armdrag! Icon holding that now and applying the pressure with an armbar on the Dogg.

Dave - The referee in there looking for the submission, but Mad Dogg's already fighting to his feet on this one... Icon changing up into a wristlock and twists it into an armwringer- hauls Mad Dogg in- lands a back suplex! Covers! 1... 2- Mad Dogg kicking out at two. Icon pulling Mad Dogg up and whips him to the ropes again- Madd Dogg off- HUGE powerslam by The Icon! Covering and hooking the leg: 1... 2... OH!! Mad Dogg with a kickout before three!

Rick - Icon put a lot of power into that powerslam, Dave, and I think it's pretty clear for anyone watching now that he's not just going to lay down because Icon's wrestiling this match in front of fellow Canadians.

Dave - I never thought he would, Rick. Icon with Mad Dogg again- whipping him into the turnbuckles this time. Mad Dogg hitting hard and Icon rushing in- but it's Mad Dogg getting the boot up! Icon backing off, stunned and Mad Dogg going to the top- lanching with a seated dropkick- and he nails it! Icon scrambling to get back to his feet but Mad Dogg up- boot to the midsection on Icon! Icon doubled over- Rocker dropper by Mad Dogg!!

Rick - And the Dogg's not done yet! He's on the run- springboard moonsault- RIGHT on target! And the cover: 1... 2.. NO! Icon getting the shoulder up before the three! And it's Mad Dogg still on the offensive and with Icon off the canvas- sends him for the ride! Mad Dogg pickup- Tilt-o-Whirl SLAMS him to the canvas! Mad Dogg now- ankle lock applied!! This could be it!!! He was talking about getting him in that very move for a while now, and Icon's face is a mask of pain!!

Dave - I don't know how he's doing it, but so far he's holding on! Icon crawling, no CLAWING his way to the ropes to try to escape from Mad Dogg, but he HAS to be in SHEER AGONY!! Mad Dogg wrenching that hold on like he's trying to break bones! Icon- YES!!! He's reached the ropes! But Mad Dogg not letting go! The man's just ignoring the referee! And now the referee actually PHYSICALLY prying Mad Dogg off of Icon to break the hold! He's really giving Mad Dogg an earful, Rick, and these fans are booing the Englishman like there's no tomorrow.

Rick - You got that right, Dave. Keeping that ankle lock on after the five count wasn't the way to win the Canadian vote of confidence, that's for sure. But the ref's admonishment seems to be rolling off Mad Dogg like water off a duck's back, Dave. He's focused on a win here, and seems more concerned with getting a few digs in on The Icon at the moment...

Dave - Well, Icon using the ropes to gingerly get to his feet, but Mad Dogg right in there with a waistlock- TEARS Icon from the ropes with a German suplex! Keeping the waistlock on now and pulling The Icon back to his feet- ANOTHER German suplex! Mad Dogg rolling Icon up for a cover! 1... 2... Th-NO! Icon's shoulder popping up before the three!! He's really fighting to stay in this one, folks!

Rick - Icon showing a lot of guts in kicking out from that, Dave, that's for sure. Mad Dogg's pulling him to his feet again, and Icon's left leg's looking like it's made of rubber due to that ankle lock courtesy of Mad Dogg... Mad Dogg with Icon now and bringing him to the corner- bashes him face-first into the top turnbuckle! And again! Icon in trouble here, as Mad Dogg is hoisting the Canadian up to the top turnbuckle!

Dave - He sure is, Rick, and the fans are rallying behind him to find a way to fight back! Mad Dogg following Icon to the top and trying to- OH!! Icon cutting him short with a hard right! Mad Dogg reeling- ANOTHER Icon right! Mad Dogg firing back with a right of his own! Icon with a left! Mad Dogg throws another- blocked by Icon!! Icon winding up- KNOCKS Mad Dogg back into the ring with a hard shot RIGHT between the eyes!

Rick - Icon now down off the ropes and nursing that sore leg, trying to shake off the pain... Mad Dogg recovering and getting to his feet- WOAH HO!!! Mad Dogg was just BLASTED with a superkick from The Icon!! I didn't see that one coming, and neither did Mad Dogg!

Dave - You're not kidding! Icon dropping to his knees to cover! 1... 2... Thr- NO!!! It's Mad Dogg this time showing what he's made of and kicking out. I don't know if it's the motivation from being watched by Planet Wrestling fans and viewers of the UWP at the same time, but whatever it is, Mad Dogg's fighting back.

Rick - Icon now in the driver's seat and with Mad Dogg, who looks like he's still seeing stars, Dave. Folding Mad Dogg up with a pumphandle- lifting- DOWN with the pumphandle slam and with authority!! Icon should be making a cover here, but he just doesn't have his legs- finally covering! 1... 2... And Mad Dogg with a kickout. A little bit quicker, and he may haKÜ
ad him.

Dave - The fans knew it, too, Rick, and they were hoping Icon could put Mad Dogg away after that move, but as you mentioned, Icon's main weapon, his lifting strength, is really being hampered here by the damage to his vertical base inflicted earlier by Mad Dogg. Icon has Mad Dogg on his feet again and twisting him around- PLANETS him with a reverse DDT!! Covers him again! 1... 2... Thr- NO!!!! Mad Dogg BARELY getting his shoulder up that time to beat the three count! Unbelievable!

Rick - And Icon showing signs of frustration, Dave: he HAS to be wondering what it's going to take to keep this tough newcomer down for a three count. I have a feeling he's getting a lot more than he bargained for out of Dogg here, tonight.

Dave - You're not kidding! I think that everyone's been impressed by the fight that Mad Dogg's brought to this match... but what's Icon doing now- he's heading to the corner and going to the top! Icon climbing the turnbuckles and turning to face the ring! The fans are on their feet and they're going nuts! What's it going to be?! Icon jumps- NOBODY HOME!!! Mad Dogg rolling out of the way, and Icon narrowly missing the flying legdrop! Both men down, and all of a sudden, it's anyone's ballgame again! Rick -It's like the Yankees battling back in those two straight games against the Diamondbacks, Dave, but who's going to have what it takes to put this one away? Icon holding onto his leg in pain from that legdrop... Mad Dogg crawling over to him... Mad Dogg flops onto Icon for a cover: 1.... 2.... 3!!

[The bell rings, and "disposable teens" by Marilyn Manson plays throughout the Saddledome.] Pattera - Here is your winner, Mad Dogg!!! [The referee raises Mad Dogg's hand in victory, but Mad Dogg is barely able to stand up straight. He falls to the mat and rolls to the outside, making his way back up the aisle to mostly boos from the crowd.]

Dave - Well, Mad Dogg coming up with a hard-fought, if lucky, win over Icon here tonight to kick off the UWP's Terrible resolve. I'm David Deyo from Planet Wrestling with Rick Richards, and next up we'll be heading to The Republic of Singapore, Kalang Soccer Stadium to see a match to see who will wear The ACE International triple Crown belt! ACE USA champ Notorius vs ACE Europe The shining Knight vs ACE Canada's El J 2K!! Enjoy the rest of the show!

(Helecopter pans over the huge open air stadium in Kalang Singapore. It is massive and filled to capacity. The soccer game is over, Singapore soundly defeated New Zealand 3 to 1. Now a wrestling ring is in center field. The camera pans over to the press box where Mark Goh and Reggie Tan with a drink in hand are ready to give commentary. These two are Journalists from Straights Times Singapore's Newspaper. The camera shows a wide angle view of the mixed fans, Chinese, Malays, Tamils and a few hundred European tourists make up this over 90 thousand capacity crowd.)

Mark Tan:"Thank you David and Rick and welcome wrestling fans from around the world.We are coming to you live from Singapore! Home of many fine asian food, cultures, great hotels and one of the world's busiest ports."

Reggie Goh:" An-~burp~ And home of the Singapore sling! Hurrayyy! It stay one good libation!"

Mark Tan:"Ayah you! Reggie! erm sorry folks,my happy colleague Reggie, is celebrating our country's win over New Zealand.I think he over did it! Oh! the lights are flikering on the board which means one thing: it is time for the match to begin.

(Darling Nikki plays and the fans cheer as A pretty blond lady dressed like a medeival princes leads a man wearing shining silver wrestling tights ,a knight's tunic and helmet.They wave to the fans as they head to the ring. The Shining Knight seats his manageress Darling Nikki in a cushioned chair at ringside .he gives her his helmet and shakes out his long blond hair.Kisses her hand gentlemanly and then grabs the top rope and summersaults into the ring.)

Announcer:"Ladies and gentlemen fron the World of PSO,weighing two hundred twenty five pounds and standing at an even six foot ACE Europe's number one contender The shining Knight!!!!'

Shining Knight:{the fans cheer as he takes the mic} "Hello to all of you around the world and right here in Singapore.It is an honor to be here in front of such a vast crowd.Oh and congadulations Singapore your soccer team rocks!!!!!{The fans cheer wildly then as the cheering dies down he continues in a crisp British accent. } "Tonight I have the match of my life and for all of you fans and especially for my Darling Nikki I will capture the ACE Triple Crown .I will restore dignity and honor to the whole wrestling world! A jolly good fight we'll have! "

(Oh Canada plays as El J2K heads to the ring. He walks quickly for a big man! He wears a school master's robe with red boots and red AAU wrestling singlet. He waves at the fans as he enters the ring and folds his robe putting it in the corner.)

Announcer:"He stands in at seven foot five inches and weighs three hundred seventy nine pounds.From Silicon City he is ACE Canada's number one contender and The headmaster of ElJ2k's School Of Hard knocks Wrestling Academy ....El J 2K. "

El J 2K:{the fans cheer as El J takes the mic.He talks with a spanish accent and deep voice.} "Hola Amigas y Amigos! (hello ladies and gentlemen) Viva Singapore!!!!! (long live Singapore) Tonight I show you why I am the master of the Acadamy of Hard Knocks! Tonight I show you why I am the greatest player in the game of human chess! Tonight when all is said and done I will be crowned The ACE Triple Crown Champion! COMPRENDE????!!!'"

(the INSTRUMENTAL SET IT OFF-BY JUVENILE plays out walks a huge muscular man with a bald head and a sneer on his face. He is wearing versace shades a a platinum 30' neclace with a diamond bagget charm. He has black silky wrestling pants,he has The ACE USA Championship belt draped over his black jacket and he struts like a peacock. He is a man in black with an even blacker heart.He walks by Darling Nikki,stops and taunts her ogling her up and down as he licks his chops. Nikki stands up and slaps Notorius so hard the shades fly of his face! {the fans roar with laughter} He snickers as he walks over to pick them up. He enters the ring confronted by The shinning Knight and El J 2K.The ref seperates them warning them all. He puts his necklace, title and shades with the ring attendant and threatens the litttle guy as he puts his things at the timekeeper's table.)

Announcer:"Now from The streets of the Southwest USA, he stands at 6 foot 11 inches and weighs 296 pounds... the ACE USA Champion NOTORIUSS!! "

Notorious: {Fans boo as Notorious rudely swipes the mic and says through the boos and jeers in a loud vulgar voice.} "[censored] WORLD GET READY. [censored]THE BEST FROM THA SOUTHWEST HAS ARRIVED. I'M KICKING ASS NOW, [censored] TAKING NAMES LATER. YOU TWO [censored], WILL GET ROLLED THA [censored] OVER...YA FEEL ME!!?! "

Mark:"Ayah!this is a family show!Thank you censors !What a rude man!There's the bell!'

Reggie:"He stay jahad(naughty) I like hahahah that fellow with the gold is my cup of tea anyday"

Mark:"Ahem there they go! it looks like El J2K the tallest and smallest the Shining Knight, doube team Notorius."

Reggie:"OOOH the jahad one is taking one big beating!Ayah come on man beat those two chow heis (little stinky shrimps)'

Mark:"Double team time it is! As El J2K and the Knight double clothesline,double suplex and double powerslam Notorius. they are working fast! Only if they defeat Notrius then they must fight each other! "

Reggie:"Ah thats smart man!Big El J2K was going to spear my heroe and Hahahahahahaha Notorius slides out of ring as big bodoh (stupid) shoulder blocks the turbuckles!'

Mark:"El J2K looks like his soulder is hurt ! El J2k is on his back and not moving! Shinning Knight tries to help him up,he knows something is amiss here. But El J2K is not moving.The ref calls for the bell as Notorius goes around ringside insulting the fans.Ayah naughty that one!"

Announcer:"ACE Canada's El J 2K has been eliminated by countout.Make way for the paramedics!!!'

(El J2K is taken from the ring in a stretcher it seems he injured his neck when he collided with the turnbuckles!)

Mark:"Ayah poor fellow! Well we are down to two and have we got action"!! Shining Knight hit Notorius outside the ring with a missile dropkick while his back was turned and te fans he was taunting get a good laugh!"

Reggie"The little man is fast but Notorius is much bigger he's going to win you watch!"

Mark:"Reggie! we aren't supposed to take sides! No more drinks they might fire you! you like that?

Reggie:"What??? Oh sorry! I forgot where I was!"

Mark:"Shining Knight and Notorius back in the ring. They fight and not wrestle. Forget the rules and look at the blood! OYOYOOOO(singapore singlish expression for pain) "

Reggie:"It is big brawl both are well spent as they punch away.The Knight is much smaller but he is holding his own! Notorius just can't believe it , his punches keep getting returned with interest!'

Mark:"Knight ducks and catches the right arm. He gets an arm bar and OYOYOYO!!!! he back elbowed Notorius! Notorius drops hard and fast! Up to the top and a shooting star press! Pin 1---2---kick out!

Reggie:"Notorius kicks out but he is obviously tired. Shining Knight to the top again and OOOH another shooting star press! the fans are thrilled at this little high flier!" See Mark I announce right way now! ~Bu-u-u-rp~

Mark:"~sigh~ Shining Knight capatalizes on Notorius and works him over with many moves from the top ropes. The Knight is very acrobatic as he leg drops, elbow drops and uses many extremely dangerous high flying top rope moves and Notorius is looking like he's out for the count. Knight goes for the pin! "

Reggie:"He gets only one count! Notrius is up and looking woozy like he had some of my drink. Shining Knight is on the top turnbuckles! this could be it fans! he leaps-----! "

Mark:"OYOYOYOOOH Notorius hit him in the chest with both fists as Shinning Knight made contact with a high cross body block! I don't belive it out of no where! Notorius hit The Shining Knight with the flatliner! The count 1----2----3!"

Announcer:"Here is your winner and ACE INTERNATIONAL TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!!! NOTORIUS!!!"

(Notorius is given the title belt , then ascends the turnbuckles to taunt the fans holding up both his ACE USA and ACE Triple Crown Belts.The Shining Knight is helped out of the ring by Darling Nikki .)

Mark:"Macham Macham!(all kinds!) next we go over seas to the United States of America .A-Mold tire company in association with the HWA and the United Wrestling Promotions is sponsoring a 6 man grudge tornado tag elimination match! Take it away Ohio!Sigapore fans stay in thier seats and watch the Quad-megatrons!

(Camera focuses on a rowdy crowd at the Nat'l. Guard Armory.Lots of holaring,hoots and yelling.The fans are eager for the match to start.)

Norm Hodge:{yelling above the fan noise} Welcome to Dayton Ohio's National Guard Armory! This is our main event here and one of the matches you are watching if you have bought the Terrible Resolve pay per view!! This is a bout of epic perportions! This is an HWA card where HWA grapplers and pro-wrestling grads from Skull crushers have faced each other tonight. Of the 4 matches we have allready had , HWA won 2 where The Shark pinned Skull Krushers's The Joker with a schoolboy pin and HWA's Undertaker ripoff Enigma pinned Matt Kreamer with a tombstone piledriver BIG SURPRIZE THERE!! Where does he get these guys? What a rip off! Anyway since Matt Kreamer was a real nasty pervert he had it comin! Then Skull Crushers won two The wizard beat HWA's Pepe Perez with the spinning hand-stand legdrop and Wildthing destroyed HWA's Mark Henry with the wild-driver! Now the final match! A 6 man-come as you are-elimination-no-dq-welsh street fight!What about it Jackie?"

Jackie Fargo:"That's Fargo baby!!!! Yeah we got Les Thatcher himself in this one and he won't be beat in his own house. He has on his side the owner of the IWA PBM's Johnny B, no stranger to these parts in Ohio and a mystery partner "

Norm:"They face Exotic Adrian Street don't let the prissy make-up and lace fool you he's one of wrestling's most dangerous brawlers! Two of his favorite graduates from Skull Krushers, The Southern heavyweight Champion Mike 'The Rebel' Carman and the Outlaw! Mike won that belt in a last man standing royal while he was still a student !"

(All 6 run to the ring and a wild maylee ensues as the bell rings.The announcer just shrugs and walks away! The announcer is almost knocked out of the ring by Freeport Ray D!)

Jackie Fargo:"Its amazing baby! they move so fast! We know Les's mystery partner now! It's Freeport Ray and Les is choking Street with his boot"

Norm:"Our announcer didn't appreciate Freeport's pushing him aside like that! Lets see here's the Outlaw with a chain around Freeport Ray's neck GOOD! Rebel and Johnny B are brawling with thier fists both are opened up allready. Les Thatcher is taken down now Adrian Street has Les in an anklelock submission hold. Les makes it to the ropes "

Jackie Fargo:"Les is my man baby! Can't be stopped! Hey!? Carman just knocked out Johnny B he used a wild right with his red gloved fist! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! The bell rings! "

(IWA's jonny B is eliminated 5 minues nto the match by a southern cross{right cross with a loaded glove})

Norm:"No DQ farg as Les and Adrian brawl now both turn to slugging it out. Les looks dazed as Adrian systematically punches away! While The Outlaw catches Freeport Ray in an abdominal stretch pin! Freeport Ray is eliminated "

Jackie Fargo:"heyyyy that aint fair look Les is now outnumbered 3 to 1!"

(Freeport Ray was pinned 10 minutes into the match by the Outlaw he walks out, head down and a look of dejection on is face.)

Norm:"Uh Oh now the HWA lockerroom has emptied into the ring so has Skull Krushers!!!! "

Jackie Fargo:"YEAH BABY like a Hell's Kitchen get together!Whos gonna win now baby??!!"

(The ring now is filled with pandamonium!!! There is no order to it ! bodies are flying all over the place! )

Norm:"LOOK OUT THE FANS ARE JUMPIN IN!"

Jackie Fargo:"WE HAVE A FULL SCALE RIIIOOOOTT!!!"

(The announcers jackie fargo and Norm run for thier lives but they are intercepted by fists and chairs! Somehow the cameras continue to roll as violence fills the Armory! It's WILD!! Police in riot gear, paramedics and ambulance workers all get into the fray! It takes a while to get order as everyone has gone fight crazy! As the smoke clears and the ambulences and paddy wagons leave three lone figures are sitting in a pub down the street, laughing and drinking boilermakers. They are Mike Carman, The outlaw and Exotic Adrian street! Everyone else is either hospitalized or in prison! Now we go to ECW Arena in Philadelphia PA. For the Ladies UWP Championship match)

(The UWP logo flashes intersperesed with ringsiders showing signs of their favorite wrestlers. Wild panshots of red, white & blue lights play all over the ECW Arena. "Rico Suave" by Gerardo plays and Paco Perez makes his way to ringside greeting fans then he sommersaults over the guardrail making his way to the stage area where Beacon Solie and Doug Devore are seated. Paco sits down at the broadcast booth and puts on his headphones.)

Beacon Solie: "Welcome UWP fans to the ECW Arena in South Philadelphia home of the greatest wrestling fans in ACE International. By the ring as you can see are 4 huge screens, the quad-megatrons where we will see the 4 other matches from all around the world. we are simulcast here in Philadelphia, in Dallas Texas Cotton Bowl, in Calgary Alberta Canada, in The National Guard Armory in dayton Ohio and in the Kalang National Soccer Stadium where the ACE Triple Crown was decided! I'm Beacon Solie and with me is my colleague Doug Devore and Commisioner Paco Perez. Tonight we have the double honor of making ACE USA proud as Notorious took the number one contender's spot and the Triple Crown Title against EL J2K and Shining Knight over in The Republic of Singapore."

Doug Devore: "Unfortunately, it's not an honor to have the UWP women's champion Whole Lotta Rosie, Everyone's worst nightmare, facing former UWP champion Jessica Starbird."

Paco Perez: "You take what you can get. I was hoping to host that triple crown match, but we had to settle with Whole Lotta Rosie."

Doug Devore: "You mean Freako."

Paco Perez: "Well let's hope she can prove she's a real champion."

Beacon Solie: "Let's go to the ring for this UWP women's title match."

(The ringsiders boo as the 266 pound Whole Lotta Rosie enters ringside dressed as a sexy dominatrix but the ringsiders boo and call her a "Fat Whore!" )

Ring Announcer: "This match is scheduled for one fall for the United Wrestling Promotion's Woman's Championship. In the ring weighing 266 pounds, from Every Man's Wet Dream, Whole Lotta Rosie."

Whole Lotta Rosie: "Jessica Starbird I'm gonna to pluck you and I'm gonna cook you and I'm gonna eat you extra crispy! You're never gonna take my title away you ugly slut!"

Doug Devore: (Getting up and yelling): "Look who's talking a fat hog!"

Beacon Solie: "Will you sit down."

("Fly like an Eagle plays and the ringsiders explode as the 150 pound Jessica Starbird enters ringside wearing a blue sky color one piece wrestling outfit and sky blue wrestling boots."

Ring Announcer: "Now in the ring weighing 150 pound Jessica Starbird."

Jessica Starbird: "Whole Lotta Rosie your as sexy as a dying beached whale and the only thing you'll ever attract are flys! Your whole sex thing is disgusting and an insult to women world wide. You cause women to be disrespected. Tonight I am going to teach you some respect! "

Beacon Solie: "Whole Lotta Rosie immediately attacks Jessica Starbird. She pummells her with kicks and punches."

Doug Devore: "Rosie whips Starbird into the ropes and belly bounces Starbird. She attempts a big splash but Jessica rolls out of the way."

Paco Perez: "Starbird dropkicks Rosie out of the ring and measures her. She bounds into the ropes and flies over the top rope out of the ring onto Whole Lotta Rosie."

Beacon Solie: "She takes a chair and whacks Rosie hard in the back and connects with her head. Jessica is mad as She rolls her back into the ring."

Doug Devore: "Look at the dents in that chair. She places the chair in front of a slumped Rosie and goes to the opposite cornher. She charges in and dropkicks her with the chair. Wow. That sure improved her looks."

Paco Perez: "Starbird whips Rosie into ther ropes, but Rosie catches her and turns the hurricanrana into a powerbomb. She goes for the cover..One..Two..Jessica gets a shoulder up."

Beacon Solie: "She picks her up and applies a really painful bearhug. The referee's checking to see if Jessica wants to give up. She refuses, but she's in great agony at the moment. She delivers some forearm claps to Rosie's ears breaking the hold."

Doug Devore: "Jessica fights back with a series of kicks and punches. She whips Whole Lotta Rosie into the ropes delivering a hurricanrana this time she connected...One..Two..Kickout."

Paco Perez: "Jessica has the momentum as she bulldogs Rosie for another two count. Rosie uses Jessica's tights to catapult her into the corner."

Beacon Solie: "Rosie avalanches her and shoves her down before making a cover...One..Two..Jessica gets a shoulder up. This has been a hard fought match so far."

Doug devore: "It sure is. Rosie whips Starbird into the ropes, but the former champion kicks her in the head followed by one in that stinking, smelly gut. She just went for the Starbird Stunner. Here's the count..One..Two..Three."

Ring Announcer: "Your winner and new UWP Women's Champion Jessica Starbird."

Beacon Solie: "What a hard fought match, but the former champion regains the title she lost in controversial manner all's well that you know the rest... NOW, hang on to your seats! With fans here watching the quad-megatrons and you watching at home around the world to witness the MAIN EVENT between the legendary Live Wire and Planet Wrestling's Drunkaholic. It's gonna be for all the marbles!! It's gonna be AWESOME!"

Chet - For all the other places across the continent that have had matches already tonight, we're LIVE here at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas, proud home of the University of Texas Longhorns, and ladies and gentlemen, we are ready to ROCK!! I'm Chet Smith, and with me is Red Riley! I'm being told that we're ready to get this one underway, so let's not waste another second!

[The bell rings, and the lights go out. Without warning, strobe lights shine in the ring as it's flooded by smoke... "Live Wire" by AC/DC cuts in, and the fans go nuts.]

ring announcer - The following match is for the UWP World Grand Unified Heavyweight Championship, and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing 109 pounds, from Sin City Australia...

[On cue, an explosion goes off in the midst of the ring smoke, expanding the smoke out and upwards, revealing Live Wire, dressed in his trademark "schoolboy" uniform and a guitar in hand.]

ring announcer - Ladies and gentlemen... Lllllllllllllllive Wirrrrrrre!!!

[Looking at what Live Wire's doing, we see that he's actually responsible for the guitar portion of the music that's flooding into the arena. The fans go totally nuts as Live Wire does his trademark "duckwalk" toward the corner, and climbs the turnbuckles to play the tail end of his guitar solo. Suddenly, the music cuts out altogether. Live Wire seems stunned, with a "what gives?" kind of look on his face, and after a few second, the crowd breaks out into boos. Suddenly, "Salty Dog" by Flogging Molly pumps through the PA system.]

ring announcer - And his opponent, from Utopia, Wisconsin, weighing in at 222 pounds, he is the Planet Wrestling Trans World Champion... Ladies and gentlemen... Drrrrrrrrrrrrunkahoooooolic!!!

[Drunkaholic splits the curtain in a trashing frenzy, engaging in a one-man mosh pit, swinging his fists wildly in every which direction.]

Red - Heh-heh! Sticking it in Live Wire's face already by interrupting his solo!

Chet - Whew! But what's that smell! I think he's been drinking!

Red - Of COURSE he has, good buddy! He's called the Drunkaholic for a reason, you know!! Don't be so naive, Chet!

Chet - And what the heck is that he has in his hands? [pauses] Holding it over his head now-

[Red starts laughing, when he sees the sign that Drunkaholic has over his head reads: "DINGOS ATE MY BABY!"]

Red - Another great crack at the Aussie! Harhar!

Chet - And Live Wire's not taking too kindly to it either... HO! And take a look at that! He just snatched a plastic cup of beer out of some ringside fan's hands and he's swigging it back! This man has no respect for anyone, and he's drinking on the job for goodness sake! He's dropping the sign now and up on the apron and taunting Live Wire to attack him, but the referee holding Live Wire back so this match can have a proper start... Live Wire throwing some taunts of his own back at Drunkaholic! And I don't know what he said, but whatever it was set the PW grappler off, THAT'S for sure. Those two look like they're ready to tear each other APART in there! The referee is doing what he can to keep them apart, but now he's signaling for the opening bell!

[The bell rings.]

Chet - And HERE WE GO!!!! Live Wire and Drunkaholic wasting no time whatsoever and locking up in the dead center of the ring! Live Wire giving up about 110 pound and seven inches to Planet Wrestling's Trans World champion-

Red - And all THAT'S saying is that Live Wire's just a little twerp, ‘cause Drunkaholic's only 6'7" and weights 222 pounds! Don't adjust your TV sets, people: the size difference is only due to the fact that Live Wire's a skinny midget!

Chet - Um, HOW tall are you again?

Red - Ne'er you mind that, Smith! We got Drunkaholic in the ring now with Live Wire and it's Drunkaholic getting Live Wire into a headlock...

Chet - Drunkaholic wrenching that headlock on and Live Wire struggling- shoves Drunkaholic off- Drunkaholic off the ropes- Live Wire down to the mat and Drunk over top of him! Drunkaholic off the ropes again- Live Wire leapfrogs him! Drunk again on the rebound- Live Wire tosses him through the air with a monkey flip! Drunkaholic back to his feet and charging in- drop toehold by Live Wire! Live Wire now up and with Drunkaholic by the feet and going for a Texas cloverleaf- but he's kicked off by the PW Trans World champ! A close call there for Drunkaholic.

Red - What the heck are you gettin' at, Smith? There's no way that Drunkaholic's going to be tapping out this early in the match, I tell you what.

Chet - Nevertheless it's Live Wire back on the offensive and backing Drunkaholic into the ropes with a series of knife-edge chops across the sternum! Irish whip by Live Wire- Drunkaholic putting on the brakes and sending Live Wire for the ride- Live Wire off the ropes- slides right between Drunkaholic's legs- schoolboy rollup by Live Wire! 1... 2- Drunkaholic kicking out! Live Wire nearly catching the Drunkaholic offguard with that basic maneuver!

Red - Drunk's just letting the boy have his fun while he can, is all. just you wait until he's warmed up...

Chet - Drunkaholic now, pushing himself back to his feet, but he's knocked to one knee with a low dropkick from Live Wire! Live Wire amazingly still exhibiting that trademark lightning-fast speed of his, red, and he's really taking advantage of Drunkaholic with it in the early goings of this match. Live Wire off the ropes now- Dropkick to the face of Drunkaholic to put the Planet Wrestling grappler down! Live Wire with a lateral press: 1... Drunkaholic with a kickout! Live Wire back on Drunkaholic though, and he's just raining down on the man with a series of rights to the melon! The referee pulling Live Wire away, and Live Wire up- jumps- LANDS a spinning legdrop! Another cover! 1... 2.. And another Drunkaholic kickout! Live Wire is REALLY giving the Planet Wrestling man a run for his money!

Red - But Drunk keeps kicking out, good buddy! He's got him RIGHT where he wants him.

Chet - If you say so, Red... Live Wire controlling the fast and furious pace of this match so far, and pulling Drunkaholic up to his feet again- whips him to the ropes- Live Wire on the run- FLATTEN Drunkaholic with a high flying leg lariat! Live Wire springing to his feet and vaults over the ropes to the apron. Drunkaholic finding his footing and trying to get his bearings- Live Wire with a springboard headscissor- Drunkaholic- OH!!! Counters it by dropping Live Wire throat first across the top rope from his shoulders! What a desperate, vicious move by Drunkaholic!

Red - Heh-heh! I'm sure it was nothin' but an accident, Chet, don't you worry. But it went and took the wind RIGHT out of Live Wire's sails, that's for darn sure!

Chet - No doubt about that! Live Wire holding his larynx and trying to open up the airways to get some oxygen, and Drunkaholic trying to shake the cobwebs out, too. Drunkaholic on his feet and over Live Wire now, and he's punishing the Australian with a series of stomps to the body! Going to the choke with the sole of his boot now is Drunkaholic, and he's using the ropes to get that extra leverage, too! Come on referee, get in there!

Red - Ha! This si beautiful! This is what wresting is all about, Chet, I tell you what.

[The crowd is booing Drunkaholic's actions furiously.]

Chet - Excuse me, but this is NOT what wrestling is all about! The referee getting in there and getting Drunkaholic to break that illegal choke now...

Red - Aw, y'all are just upset that Live Wire went and plum had himself a unfortunate accident and that Drunkaholic's winning the match now.

Chet - Yeah, and I'm upset that he's blatantly breaking the rules of wrestling to keep his unsportsmanlike advantage. Drunkaholic now with Live Wire's leg and placing it on the bottom rope- DROPS onto it with all of his weight!

Red - He's trying to take the legs out from under that speedy little kangaroo rat, Chet, and it's playing it smart if you ask me.

Chet - The referee now warning Drunkaholic to keep things within the rules, but I don't really think this anarchist is hearing a word that's coming out of the man's mouth, folks, despite the fact that he's dragging Live Wire away from the ropes by the ankle... drops the elbow onto Live Wire's knee! Drunkaholic obviously zeroed in on Live Wire right leg in an attempt to slow the legendary Aussie down. Back up again, and with the leg again is Drunkaholic- somersault flip to wrench that knee even more! Drunkaholic follow it with a back press cover! 1... 2... Hello!! Live Wire with an AMAZING show of athleticism, and actually bridging out of the cover with Drunkaholic! Live Wire turns- boot to the midsection! Off the ropes- BIGTIME spinning neckbreaker on Drunkaholic! And let me tell you, THAT got the fans back into this one IN SPADES!!

Red - Ah, he just got lucky...

Chet - Lucky or not, he's following it up with an Irish whip on the drunken punk! Live Wire has him from behind- face crusher on Drunk!! He rammed that mohawked head to the canvas with authority!

Red - Yeah, but you see how Drunkaholic's playing it smart and he's now rolled to the outside to take a breather, Chet. This man way look like something you'd scoop out of your drainpipe, but he's a thinking man's wrestler. He's here for a reason, you know, and there's a reason he won Planet Wrestling's Trans Worl-

Chet - LOOK OUT! OH!!!

[The fans gasp in unison, then start to cheer frantically.]

Chet - Live Wire off a running start in the ring, just did a catapulting somersault over the top rope and landed SQUARE on Drunkaholic! And the fans here at the Cotton Bowl are going absolutely INSANE for the Australian rock and roller! Drunkaholic looks like he's seeing stars, Red, and Live Wire's favoring his right knee, but he's getting to his feet despite the pain and... he's coming this way!

Red - What the?!- Get out of here you Aussie twerp!

Chet - He's not listening, Red! In fact, he's getting up onto our announcer's table! What the heck is he doing! Live Wire pumping a fist and soaking up the cheers of the fans, but may be wasting precious time in giving Drunkaholic time to catch his breath- Live Wire off the table- GOOD GOD!!!! Live Wire just jumped off our table and about five feet over, and NAILED Drunkaholic with a hurricanrana!! That was a variation of his move, High Voltage! Put THAT one on the highlight real, folks; that was unBELIEVABLE!!!

Red - I have to give him a bit of credit, I suppose, but this one ain't over yet, Chet.

Chet - The referee reaching a five count and warning both men to get back into the ring, but he's issuing an awfully slow count, folks. I think he wants to see a decisive winner in this one as much as anyone. Live Wire, though tugging himself to his feet with the help of the ring apron and with Drunkaholic now, and rolling the drunken punk back into the ring. Live Wire up onto the apron- vaults over the top LANDING the legdrop! Covering with it! 1... 2... 3!!!

Red - No! NO!! Drunkaholic got his foot on the rope before the three, Smith! The referee letting everyone know what happened, and this one's not over yet, I tell you what!

Chet - Everyone in the building thought that Live Wire had taken it, but Drunkaholic barely keeping his hopes alive by the luck of finding the bottom rope with his foot.

Red - Luck nothing! That was pure in-ring experience and awareness if I've ever seen it! Why we he BOTHER wasting energy on a kickout when he can put his foot on the rope?

Chet - Believe what you like, Red, but Live Wire looking to put this one away now and pulling Drunkaholic to the center of the ring. Pulling the PW TW champ up and setting him up with a front facelock- here we go- suplexes him to the mat! Live Wire back on his feet and Drunkaholic lying prone on the mat-

[The crowd cheers its approval.]

Chet - And Live Wire now, doing that patented "duck walk" on his way to the corner while playing air guitar! Climbing to the top! Pointing to the air- moonsault- LANDS it! Getting up again and once more going to the top!! Moonsault- HITS IT AGAIN!!!

Red - oh no...

Chet - Oh YES!!! Live Wire heading to the corner again, to complete the third moonsault in his trademark "Shoot to Trill"!!! The fans are on their feet and are going completely ballistic!! Live Wire with a bout of air guitar for the extra reaction and with the moonsault- NO!!!! NO!! Drunkaholic getting his knees up on the "Shoot to Thrill",and Live Wire rolling away and clutching at his ribs in pain! So VERY close to putting it away!

Red - But Drunkaholic showing what he's made of and coming up with the HUGE counter, good buddy! Shoot to Trill... HA! He might have had him if he'd have covered on the SECOND moonsault, but he HAD to overdo it and go for three... I tell you, the man's getting too old for this...

Chet - He could have fooled me, Red. Live Wire may have been around the pros for a good deal longer than Drunkaholic, but I tell you, the man's showing no signs of age having ANY effect on his performance in my opinion.

Red - Look again, Smith. The geezer's on the mat gasping a wheezing like the washed up old man that he is. Heck, he's embarrassing himself in there...

Chet - He's not THAT old, for goodness sake! And if you ask me, he STILL has plenty of productive wrestling years ahead of him-

Red - I didn't ask you, Chet.

Chet - Hmph. The referee is starting a slow count on these men, trying to coax them back into action, but holy smokes, people, I have to wonder if either of these men is going to be able to get up any time soon, after the beating that Drunkaholic has taken in the past few minutes, and the tremendous pace that Live Wire's been able to keep up for much of this match. I almost hat e to do it, but I have to give some credit where it's due: Drunkaholic, despite the fact that he may as well be anathema to the fans, is really showing why he's involved in a match of this caliber at all. A lot of fans out there, and a lot of wrestlers from all across the UWP aren't very fond of his appearance, his attitude, or some f the things he has to say, but he's dispelling any doubts that people had toward him in this match, I imagine.

Red - The drunken punk's a winner through-and-through, Chet, and anyone who didn't realize it from the start was fooling themself.

Chet - And we're seeing another example of his determination to win the match: Drunkaholic has actually rolled over, and has started crawling on hands and knees toward the ropes. The referee stopping the double count now as Drunkaholic laborously hauls himself up to his feet with the help of the ringropes... He's holding his head with one hand and his ribs with the other, though, and it's obvious that Live Wire's rapid onslaught have made their mark... Staggering over to Australian legend. Live Wire's rolled over, though, and he's making an effort to push himself back on two feet. Live Wire on hands and knees, but here comes Drunkaholic- OH!!! A vicious stomp right on Live Wire's FINGERS! And followed up with a kneelift right to the face! Drunkaholic following up with a boot to the ribs- and another! Drunkaholic isn't giving Live Wire a chance to get to his feet here at all, folks! Another boot to the midsection! Live Wire doing what he can to cover up, but now it's Drunkaholic with a handful of hair- Lordy! Drunk just used his boot laces and raked Live Wire's eyes right across them! Talk about underhanded!

[The fans are booing Drunkaholic like crazy.]

Red - I don't give a hang WHAT you call it, Smith, that's special, and it's exactly the kind of thing that a REAL winner would do in a situation like that, and don't y'all forget it!

Chet - I can't say I agree, Red, but I can't really argue with its effectiveness, I suppose... Drunkaholic still with Live Wire by the hair and pulling him to his feet the hard way... Side headlock applied- my God, he doesn't let up, does he? Drunkaholic pushing the referee to his limits here, I'm sure, by dragging Live Wire's face across the top rope just now! Drunkaholic taking the low road, and things are getting ugly!

Red - Low road? I keep telling you, Chet, that what you're seeing is the road to victory! Drunkaholic's using minimal effort here to do the damage on his opponent, and by doing so, he's buying himself some valuable recovery time. He's using his head and wrestling smart.

Chet - If you can even call that wrestling! I know *I* don't! But Drunkaholic with a handful of hair again and pulling Live Wire over toward the corner- OH! And hard shot to the kidney on Live Wire! CRIPES!!! What the heck was THAT?! Drunkaholic just hammered Live Wire DIRECTLY on the nose with the palm of his hand, and Live Wire's bleeding from his nostrils, folks!

Red - Ha! Oh, what a move... Har har!

Chet - The referee admonishing Drunkaholic for his tactics in this match once again, but he may as well be talking to a deaf man in there! Drunkaholic showing a COMPLETE disdain for the rules and regulation of this match, and an utter disrespect for the man who's trying to enforce them. I tell you, if this was any other match, Drunkaholic would probably have been disqualified long ago! He has Live Wire now and scoops him up- oh good God... Drunkaholic now, hanging Live Wire from the turnbuckles in the dreaded "tree of woe" and backing off toward the opposite corner. The referee trying to pry Live Wire's legs loose, but here comes Drunk- OH!!! Low dropkick connecting RIGHT in Live Wire's FACE!!! Drunkaholic is using each and every dirty trick in the book, as if he has them on a checklist, ladies and gentlemen, and the capacity crowd here at the Cotton Bowl is absolutely ROASTING him for it! Live Wire falling down from the tree of woe now, but his forehead's busted open now, too, and along with that bloody nose, he's put on the proverbial crimson mask, folks...

Red - And that's not going to be doing him any favors, either, I tell you what: that blood'll be running into his eyes and stinging them shut and blurring his vision before you know it, and then he's REALLY in trouble. And like a shark, Drunkaholic's smelling that blood and moving in for the kill...

Chet - Live Wire in definite trouble, as Drunkaholic has him set up now with a standing headscissor- hoist him and twisting- DOWN on his head for a spinning piledriver!!

Red - WAAAHOOOO!!! Stick a fork in him, man, he is DONE!!

Chet - Drunkaholic covering! 1... 2... 3- NO!!! I can't believe it!! Live Wire kicked out! Live Wire kicked out!! I'm not sure how he did it, but Live Wire kicked out of that DEVASTATING move! How much more can this wrestling legend take?!

[Red grumbles something unintelligible under his breath.]

Chet - I know I have no idea, and from the look on his face, you can darn well tell that Drunkaholic hasn't got the foggiest either, ladies and gentlemen! Drunkaholic is absolutely dumbfounded by the fact that this match isn't over, and this Cotton Bowl crowd is absolutely DEAFENING with cheering for the Australian sensation, Live Wire! They're really rallying for him! Drunkaholic with Live Wire on his feet- BIG knifedge chop by Drunkaholic! And another backs Live Wire to the turnbuckles! European uppercut by Drunk! OH! And a back elbow to the face! OH!!! And an illegal chop to the throat on Live Wire! Drunkaholic trying to do anything he can to stop the fans from cheering for Live Wire, but this crowd WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

Red - I wish they'd just quiet down myself! I can barely hear myself think for all the cheering and clapping...

Chet - Drunkaholic unrelenting and determined to put an end to the cheers, and nd he's lifting Live Wire to the top turnbuckle! Drunkaholic right up there with him- Lordy! NASTILY digging a knuckle right into that gouge on Live Wire's forehead is the PW Trans World champion! OH!! But Live Wire showing signs of life with a shot to the midsection- OH!! But Drunkaholic fired right back with a vicious headbutt to the face!! Live Wire looks like his whole FACE is falling off in there, there's so much blood! Drunkaholic now setting Live Wire up for a superplex- blocked by Live Wire!! Drunkaholic trying again- AGAIN it's blocked!!! Drunkaholic letting do- BIG right hand blow to the side of the head! Good GOD! Live Wire actually fighting back with a shot to Drunk's ribs! Drunkaholic with a rake to the face! Live Wire reeling- OH!!! But fired back with a bell-ringer!! SHOVES Drunkaholic to the canvas! The crowd going crazy! Live Wire getting to his feet on the top turnbuckles! Drunkaholic on his feet- Live Wire flying blind- NAILS A MISSILE DROPKICK!!!

[The crowd explodes into frenzied cheering for Live Wire.]

Chet - This Cotton Bowl crowd is ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC with Live Wire BLINDLY striking Drunkaholic down with that missile dropkick! I'm sure that with all the blood in his face, that he wasn't able to see a darn thing, folks, but SOMEHOW he hit it anyway! Unbelievable!

Red [mumbling] - I swear that Aussie must have horseshoes up his-

Chet - Live Wire still down, wiping the blood from his face and trying to recover, and Drunkaholic pushing himself to his feet and trying to get his bearings, obviously frustrated at the fact that Live Wire continues to put up a fight... Drunkaholic now hauling Live Wire up of the canvas- sends him for the ride! Drunkaholic with a clothesline- NO! Ducked by Live Wire! Off the opposite ropes and Drunkaholic turning- Live Wire- HO!! Hurricanranna and he's rolling Drunk up with it!!! 1... 2... NO!! Drunkaholic with the kickout! Live Wire with a near fall, and Drunkaholic up and charging again- but it's Live Wire with a spinebuster!! He has Drunkaholic by the legs!! Is it time for a Texas cloverleaf?! Wait- no! Live Wire hooking the feet and leaning back- CATAPULTS Drunkaholic face-first into the turnbuckles!

Red - Drunkaholic needs to find a way to come back soon, so that he can put a stop to all these cheering idiots, Chet! It's clear who the better man here is, and Live Wire's making a mockery of it!

Chet - Live Wire just eating up the fan response, and now he's doing a little air guitar solo for them! And the fans are just LOVING it! Drunkaholic in the corner and checking himself for blood- he's not bleeding yet, Red, but judging from that lump on his forehead, he may be going home with a bit of a headache.

Red - Not to mention UWP gold, good buddy! Look at the man! He's seething! Live Wire's done nothing but make the drunken punk angry, I tell you what!

Chet - Drunkaholic pulling himself to his feet with some assistance from the ropes, but Live Wire turning his attention back to the match and rushing in- springboard from the top- hurricanrana- NO!! Drunkaholic blocking by holding the ropes and holding Live Wire! Pulling him back up and spinning- WOAH!! Oh no! Bumping into the official! DOWN with a powerbomb!! Holding it and back up again- GOD!!! A second powerbomb delivered by Drunkaholic! He could end it now, but the referee is down and out!

Red - WAAAHOOOO!!! That idiot Live Wire wasting too much time appealing to that there fan club o' his, and Drunkaholic took advantage and hopped RIGHT back into the driver's seat! And he ain't done yet, either! The referee is down, and Drunkaholic going to the outside- and the man's gettin' himself a chair!!

Chet - Drunkaholic with that steel chair and back up on the apron- Oh dear God, no! Don't do it, man! Don't DO it!! I'm not sure WHAT Drunkaholic has planned here on the top with that steel chair, but I know that it CAN'T be good for Live Wire!

Red - HaHA! Ain't it great?!

Chet - Drunkaholic rasing that hair in the air... pressing it against his forehead? What on EARTH is he doing? Drunkaholic launching off- My DEAR God!!! He just SANDWICHED that steel chair between Live Wire's skull and his own, splitting Live Wire open AGAIN, and busting HIS OWN forehead open in the process!!! This man's INSANE!!!

Red - Yeah, he may be bleeding from the forehead, and he may be crazy as a loon, but Drunkaholic's back on his feet and looking ready to dish out some more punishment!

Chet - I think you may be right, Red: that double powerbomb followed by the flying headbutt took the crowd out of this one COMPLETELY, and it seems to have revitalized Drunkaholic! He's kicked the chair out of the ring to hide the evidence of his actions, and now he's opening right up, laying stomps and kicks all OVER Live Wire's body! Yanking Live Wire up from the canvas now- full Nelson applied! Drunkaholic lifting Live Wire off the canvas with it aaand RAMS Live Wire's tailbone into the mat!

Red - He calls that sit-down full Nelson slam the Ghetto Stomp, Chet, and don't you forget it!! And consider that Live Wire'll probably be sitting on an inflatable doughnut for the next few weeks, I don't think HE'LL forget it any time soon, either! HA!

Chet - Live Wire indeed feeling the impact of that move and holding his back in pain, and even the official felt the ring shake from that one, and he's coming around now... Drunkaholic back on his feet and again laying the boots to Live Wire and kicking him onto his stomach... Drunkaholic now with him by the foot RAMS Live Wire's injured knee into the canvas with authority! Drunkaholic with Live Wire by the feet again-

Red - Make a wish!

Chet - GOD!! And a wishbone by Drunkaholic! Planet Wresting's Drunkaholic OBVIOUSLY has zeroed in on his opponent's legs once again.

Red - He's ready to end this match once and for all, Chet, so that he can show Live Wire for being nothing but the pesky insect he is.

Chet - Again it's Drunkaholic with Live Wire's legs! threatening another wishbone- OH! A kneedrop to the groin this time! Drunkaholic in complete control, and that move got the crowd back into this one a bit, Red, but only because they're displeased with the low blow.

Red - That's baloney, Smith! They're booing Drunk because the man's doing nothing short of tearing Live Wire apart.

Chet - Well whatever the case, they've become vocal once again, but Drunkaholic just seems to be reveling in it for the moment as he pulls Live Wire up once again with an illegal handful of hair. Setting Live Wire up now for a suplex- he has him up... but Drunkaholic holding Live Wire now in the vertical position, JUST to rub it in! And the crowd's decibel level really picking up now, folks! They absolutely LOATHE the Drunkaholic, and are yelling everything they can at him to let him know just how much... Drunkaholic just smiling back at them while more blood rushes to Live Wire's head and into his face- OH!!! Drunkaholic FINALLY finishing that hold, but turning it into a BRAINBUSTER instead! Live Wire on the mat, ladies and gentlemen, and I think he's unconscious!

Red - Ha HA!! And look at Drunkaholic! Getting these morons even more riled up by mocking Live Wire's imaginary guitar playing! Hoo BOY that's special! Almost brings a tear to my eye...

Chet - Drunkaholic has this one in the bag, but it may be a mistake not to make the cover here... Pulling Live Wire back up again and hauling him up from behind- folding the leg- DROPS him in a kneebreaker! Drunkaholic gloating about his actions again- HO!! And the fans have had enough! Someone in the back rows just tossed a bag of popcorn into the ring, and now the ring is being absolutely BOMBARDED with beverages, popcorn, food, you name it! Drunkaholic REALLY pushing the crowd's buttons, and he's just loving it! Dragging Live Wire to the corner now... and now slipping outside the ring. Hauling Live Wire over more- SLAMS his knee into the ringpost!! And again!!!

Red - THAT woke Live Wire up!

Chet - This is an OUTRAGE!!! Working the leg is one thing, but Drunkaholic now moving from trying to gain an advantage, to seriously attempting to injure Live Wire!

Red - Aw, I'd say it's about time someone show that old fart that it's time to retire anyway. He's can't keep up with these guys, Chet. Can't cha' see that ol' buddy?

Chet - No I don't, Red, and the official's not seeing it that way either. He's calling it a blatant disregard for the rules, and he's telling Drunkaholic to get back into the ring. OH!!!! Drunkaholic AGAIN driving Live Wire's knee into the post!

Red - One last one for good luck, I'll bet.

Chet - And finally Drunkaholic complying with the referee's orders and making his way back under the ropes and into the ring. Live Wire's regain consciousness as you mentioned, Red, but if you look beyond the blood that's coating it, you can see the look of sheer agony on his face... Drunkaholic now dragging the Australian to the middle of the ring... Drunkaholic now moving around Live Wire to his feet and now with the man by the feet again- oh dear Lord! Drunkaholic just folded Live Wire's leg's up into that figure four position! All he has to do is turn him over, and we're looking at a Texas cloverleaf!! Live Wire struggling with everything he's got, and Drunkaholic trying to turn it over to the left!

Red - If he gets this, he could tear Live Wire's knee to bits! I love it!!

Chet - Not yet! Live Wire fighting it, trying to crawl to the ropes! I don't think Drunk is going to be able to get it on him! Live Wire fighting back with all he has left and Drunkaholic just not able to match it- Oh no! Drunkaholic with a quick shift to go with Live Wire's momentum- And he turned it!! NO!!! NO, dammit!! Live Wire put in one of his own moves, the Texas cloverleaf!! Drunkaholic looking to end Live Wire's career! Tap out! Don't let him do it, dammit, TAP OUT!!!

Red - Live Wire's just to stubborn to give into the pain, though, Chet! Drunkaholic REALLY leaning back on the cloverleaf to put the extra pressure on Live Wire's legs and back, but the stupid sonuvagun' just won't give! And every SECOND that passes brings the man that much closer to retirement! And all I have to say is that it's about time! He's been holding back younger, brighter talent for YEARS now! He's past his expiry date, and it's time SOMEONE take him off the shelf, I tell you what!

Chet - I don't know how you can say that, and I don't know how he's doing it, but SOMEHOW, Live Wire is showing some INCREDIBLE guts here and IS NOT giving in to the pain! For GOD SAKE, just ring the damn bell! The referee checking on Live Wire, practically TELLING him to give it up, but the man simply IS NOT quitting, DESPITE the fact that he's jeopardizing his career! WAIT! Live Wire pushing his upper body up on his hands! By God, he's actually TRYING to reach the ropes!

Red - No chance! Drunk locked him up in the middle of the ring for a reason, Chet, and there's NOWHERE to run for that little runt now.

Chet - You know that, and I know that, but somebody try telling HIM that!! Live Wire showing a heroic effort here and doing everything under his power to crawl his way to the ropes, but can he make it? Inching his way there, despite the anguish he HAS to be experiencing right now! But despite it all, Live Wire getting closer and close r to the ropes- NO!!! Drunkaholic walking with the hold on and dragging Live Wire back to the middle of the ring- HOLD THE PHONE!!!!

[The crowd goes from booing to instantaneous deafening cheers.]

Chet - I can't believe it!!! Live Wire using Live Wire's momentum and reversing the hold into a Texas cloverleaf of his OWN!!!! And he has it on right in the middle! Live Wire turning the tables with a Texas cloverleaf on Drunkaholic, and he's taking some steps to the side! Drunkaholic trying to reach back to counter, but Live Wire side-stepping the attempt! And taking another step, and another- Live Wire starting to take this Texas cloverleaf around the ring like a merry-go- round, and Drunkaholic forced to keep up by crawling on his hands! And that's serving to put more pressure on the Drunkaholic's back!!! Live Wire picking up speed and Drunkaholic having trouble keeping up- his hands went out from under him and Live Wire leaning back to squeeze the pressure on- Drunkaholic YES!!! Drunkaholic giving up!! Live Wire wins it!! LIVE WIRE WINS IT!!!!

[The fans are going totally ape shit. The bell rings.]

Chet - Live Wire releasing the hold and dropping to the mat in a bloody heap, but he's WON the UWP Championship! He's won it!! The referee with the belt and giving it to Live Wire and rasing the man's hand in victory! What an incredible finish! What a match!!

Ring announcer- Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, and NEW United Wrestling Promotions World Grand Unified Heavyweight Champion.... LIVE WIRE!!!!

[The fans redouble their cheering efforts, as fireworks go off from the entrance area and ringposts.]

Chet - What an UNBELIEVABLE match, folks, and Live Wire finding a way to fight back despite the injuries suffered to his knee and becoming the UWP's NEW champion! Absolutely amazing! Drunkaholic has to be given credit, too, for an incredible effort, but Live Wire pulling out a counter and coming out on top! Phew! Live Wire now back up, albeit with a limp, but he's holding the UWP Championship up proudly for all the fans, Red! And I have to wonder if he'd have had the drive to keep going in this match without them, folks.

Red - Humph. Yeah, those chowderheads probably were enough to distract Drunkaholic and cost him the match, alright. If it hadn't have been for slipping in some moron's Mountain Dew, Live Wire would be on a stretcher, in an ambulance, and on the way to the hospital by now...

Chet - What the heck? Drunkaholic here at ringside- Good GOD he has a chair! Drunkaholic sling back into the ring behind Live Wire. Turn around! Turn AROUND!! NO!! Live Wire attacked from behind with a Drunkaholic chairshot!! The referee trying to stop this, but Drunkaholic shoving him to the mat! Now with that chair again- RIGHT across Live Wire's knee! And measuring him again- SPEARING it directly into the new champ's knee cap! This is an OUTRAGE!!! Somebody stop this!! Drunkaholic reprehensibly and cowardly attacking Live Wire from behind, and looking to further injure the man's knee! Drunkaholic finally dropping that chair, and now picking Live Wire up and holding him in a standing head scissor! Hooking both arms and now with the pickup- BUTTERFLY POWERBOMB ONTO THE CHAIR!!! Security FINALLY mobbing the ring and holding Drunkaholic back...

Red - But the damage has already been done, Chet. We may just see Live Wire handing that belt RIGHT over to Drunkaholic where it belongs, because after tonight, the Australian sensation may NEVER wrestle again!

Chet - Drunkaholic, that miserable excuse for a human being finally being kept at bay by security, but Live Wire on the canvas and he's out cold again! Damn that Drunkaholic! Damn him!

Red - Call him what you like, Chet, I think the message he just sent out to Live Wire was received loud and clear! And wouldn't you know it? Just like Live Wire, we're outta' time, folks! For the UWP, I'm Red Riley with Chet Smith saying goodnight from Terrible Resolve at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas! Goodnight everyone! [under his breath] Heh, heh, heh.

[The shot shows Drunkaholic, with a trickle of blood coming from his forehead, being held back by security and smiling. The shot then cuts to Live Wire, on the mat and unconscious, with his face a bloody mess... and then we cut to the credits and copyright information.]

Terrible Resolve Credits:
Mad Dogg vs. The Icon: Rob Michaud
ACE Triple Crown Match: Rob Doran
6-man Welsh street fight: Rob Doran
UWP Ladies Championship match: Ed Dubin
Live Wire vs. Drunkaholic: Rob Michaud