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<The scene opens with a series of quick clips of various PW wrestlers performing moves on other, less fortunate wrestlers. Intermittent in between these are  short clips of pistons pumping, RPM gauges with the needles pushing the redline, flames flaring from an engine’s manifold, tires are seen squealing against hot asphalt then tearing into millions of pieces. Superimposed over all of this is the Planet Wrestling theme music. Finally, for the conclusion, a hand gloved in black leather gripping a stick shift shifts it into "high gear". The Throttle logo fades in over this, with the middle T’s replacing the shift stick. The music ends with a resounding, metallic "CHUNG!", then bursts into flames, fading into an aerial view inside the Planet Dome, where the PW theme music re-starts as fireworks go off by the entrance ramp and from the corner posts of the ring. The seats of the arena contain a sea of fans waving about various sings. The camera pans over them, and the shots switch as the crowd is scanned, bringing signs with writing such as "SMEG OFF!", "The Stupid Kickers", "Absolute LOSER", "Better Than YOU!", "ANGELKILLERS KILL TSK!!", "Smeg THIS!", "Why can’t *I* be President?!", "TSK = The SKUNK Kids" and even "Where’s the BEEF?". They’re cheering like mad as the camera sweeps over them. The shot switches to the announcer’s table at ringside, where David Deyo and Rick Richards are seated, wearing headsets and nice-looking business suits.>

[Deyo]- <Voice raised, to be heard over the fans.> David Deyo here and WELCOME to Planet Wrestling’s first EVER edition of THROTTLE!!! With me is Rick Richards, our resident wrestling analyst. What do you have to say about this capacity crowd here tonight Rick?

[Richards]- It sound like their engines are revved up and ready for action Dave!

[Deyo]- Couldn’t have said it better myself… But they may be in for a little disappointment, since the PW was notified mere hours ago, that due to his recent incarceration, that TSK’s Smokin John Hayes WILL NOT be able to attend tonight’s show, and of course won’t be wrestling in the handicap match tonight against newcomers Brian Collins and Brad Oldfield.

[Richards]- But from reading some of the fans’ signs out there, it doesn’t look like they’ll be missing the sight of Hayes in the least!

[Deyo]- True enough Dave, this isn’t a partisan TSK crowd to say the VERY least… <He puts his hand to his ear as if listening to something.> I’m getting word from the back that to start things off that we’ll be going straight to an interview! Let's get to Tommy Glide with an announcement inside the ring.

<The shot switches to inside the ring, where we see PW reporter Tom Glide standing in its center with microphone in hand.>

[Glide]- Since the July 14th takeover of the E-WCW by the Gibbs brothers, there has been some changes in the federation, most notably the name change from E-WCW to Planet Wrestling… But with the Gibbs’ Presidency came an influx of new talent. Among that new wave of wrestlers is this man: Ladies and gentlemen, "Better Than You" Brian Collins!

<Freddy Mercury’s voice floods the arena as "We are the Champions" by Queen plays... Out from behind the curtains comes the 5'10", but tightly muscled Collins. The crowd doesn't seem to know what to think of him as some cheer, some cheer as if they have seen the man wrestle before, but most remain pretty quiet so that they can make a judgement of some sort. On his shoulder is a tattoo of the Irish flag, and as he makes his way to the ring, we see that he has the letters "TCW" emblazoned into the rear-end of his wrestling trunks.>

[Deyo]- After that match cancellation that was announced earlier today, Collins isn't scheduled to fight tonight, but it looks like he's decided to get geared up anyway. "Always be prepared" I suppose. Let's see what he has to say…

<Collins is in the ring and up on one of the turnbuckles, with his arms raised in the air. He descends from his perch and walks to the middle of the ring. Glide tips the mic in his direction.>

[Collins]- <Speaks with a Irish accent.> That's right: I AM "Better than You" Brian Collins and I've come to Planet Wrestling from my old stomping grounds in Totally Chaotic Wrestling <Some pockets of fans cheer. He acknowledges them with a point of the hand.> and I intend to start back up from where I left off on my departure from the TCW: Right at the top of the world!

<The small pockets of fans cheer, the rest of the crowd just listens in awe.>

[Glide]- <Sounds a bit surprised.> Now hold on just one minute! You may have had an illustrious career in other federations up to this point, but that doesn't mean that you can just waltz into THE federation of federations and not expect to have to climb the ladder of success just like everyone else!

<Collins doesn't look happy at this comment as he snatches the mic away.>

[Collins]- You don't seem to realize who you're looking at Tom. I AM "Better than YOU" and during my five year stay in the TCW, I held every title that they could dish out, and even was a THREE TIME <raises his right hand's first three fingers to illustrate> Chaos Champ, holding that strap for 11 months before retiring my reign to come overseas to the PW. And things here won't be any different for me now that I've arrived: Because I'm STILL "Better Than You" and there's no denyin' it. In my short TCW career, my name struck FEAR into the hearts of my opponents, and my ring savvy gave me a record-setting win-loss record, which was only one of MANY of my TCW achievements: from Rookie of the Year to Hall of Fame inductee, I've done it all, Tommy! The PW is just the next step, and I'm not going to let all the pieces of rubbish who are sitting idly at the top stand in my way. And since my match against those nincompoops Oldfield and Smokin' John were canceled, to back my words up, I'm issuing an OPEN CHALLENGE to anyone who wants to be shown up by me... TONIGHT! And make no mistake: I will beat you, because I AM Better than each and every one of you!

<With the "you", he points out to the crowd in a sweeping motion, then roughly hands the mic back over to Glide. The crowd boos loudly at this. He leaves the ring and begins to make his way back up the aisle.>

[Glide]- Well there you have it folks! A bold open challenge here on PW Throttle from newcomer Brian Collins! We'll just have to see if he can back his words up tonight!

[Deyo]- Can you BELIEVE that Rick? That Collins just marched in here tonight and challenged everyone in the lockerroom?

[Richards]- I can Dave, and I'll tell you why: I've seen this Brian Collins before, and how he handled himself in the TCW was nothing short of spectacular. He really knew what he was doing and was the posterboy for kicking butt and taking names! He lived up to his name, and if he can do that in Planet Wrestling, then the top contenders had better watch themselves, 'cause Collins is going to have them looking over their shoulders until he passes them by and takes the gold.

[Deyo]- Sounds like he has a most impressive history up to this point, so it should be interesting to see if he has any takers for that challenge tonight.

<Collins continues walking the aisle way towards the back curtain taking the time to let all of the fans know how great he is.>

[Deyo] - What do we have here?!

<The cameras pan to the curtain and the Smokin Bombshells walk out being led by Double D. The men in the audience are whistling like crazy at the sight of these 8 gorgeous women. Collins continues walking up the ramp to the women. There's a big smile on his face as he comes face to face with Double D. She smirks at him while pulling a microphone from her cleavage. Almost instantly, Collins takes the mic.>

[Collins] - You see ladies and gentlemen, these lovely ladies know that I'm BETTER THAN YOU which is why they've come out to see me. You'll all learn very quickly that I'm BE...

<Double D grabs the mic and throws her hand up as if she's saying "Stop!">

[Double D] - Save your breath. Everyone knows that TSK is the best thing going here. You're not even qualified to lace their boots.

[Collins] - Aw, TSK <he says sarcastically>, the scum of PW. You have the so called tag team champs that couldn't beat me and any partner on their best day. Then you have that muscle bound freak that will eat everything in the fridge even if it's growing as much fuzz as what's on your face!

<The men in the audience are booing like crazy as Double D smiles in his face.>

[Collins] - And finally there is the lead chicken, Smokin John Hayes. He was too scared to face me in a handicap match. I was allowing him to have a partner of his choice against me but he doesn't have the guts to face me.

[Double D] - Shut up. You obviously have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. Look at the screen!

<She points to the PW-tron as everyone's attention focuses on the big screen. The sounds of a police car's siren are deafening. A helicopter with PW camera crews has spotted a police car racing down the highway. The sound cuts over to a cell phone.>

[Smokin] - Mr. Collins, pull your head out and listen carefully! I will be there for our match and it will be a handicap match. Me against you and a partner picked just for you. GET OFF THE ROAD!!! Damn, some people just don't know how to drive! You will be an example of what will happen to Zero and Herald at the next pay per view!

<The PW-tron shows the police car swerving in and out of traffic before fading to black. All of the Smokin Bombshells laugh at Brian Collins before heading to the back. Collins is irate as he walks to his dressing room.>

[Deyo]- I can't believe it folks, we will have the special handicap match later on tonight! Things are heating up already here tonight and we haven’t even gotten to the night’s first match yet!

[Richards]- It doesn't surprise me if Smokin John does make it here, and when one member of TSK is here, you know the others aren't far behind.

[Deyo]- If he does make it, it means that ALL of TSK will be involved in a match tonight, and they’ve shown at every one of their matches to date, so you can fully expect that "The Natural", "Livewire" and "Hellraiser" are all on the premises somewhere. But it should be interesting to see Hayes in action against two men, because that’s exactly what he’ll be doing come Pay Per View time when he faces Herald and the man who’s making his second scheduled appearance in as many weeks, the FORMER World Heavyweight champ, one of the two competitors in our first match tonight: Absolute Zero.

[Richards]- And you can bet that the Pay Per View match will be another one of the matches that TSK, as well as the Bombshells will be at ringside with John for, if nothing else to be a thorn in the side of the ever-present and ever-DANGEROUS bodyguard Snowblind. You can be sure that he’ll be getting in on the action in some form or another. Whether or not he can be stopped, even by the whole of TSK, still remains to be seen. As far as Zero goes, after a disgusting display against Hank Albert, practically facing two men in one in THAT match, he’s going on to face the relative newcomer and latest NX’er, IceBerg.

[Deyo]- Many people still seem unsure as to what they should think of tonight’s first event as we’ll be seeing the vastly contrasting levels of the former World Champ Absolute Zero taking on the relatively fresh young talent that is IceBerg. What do you make of what some are calling this "out of the blue" challenge issued only moments after PW Shockwave?

[Richards]- Personally, it really comes as no surprise. Time and time again we see newcomers step onto this highest plateau in the world of professional wrestling with aspirations to be the best, but time and time again we see this man, Absolute Zero, going far out of his way in order to "shut them up" as he might say. And it looks like Zero has more of the same planned for IceBerg tonight. Just why he does this is another story altogether. Maybe it’s out of some sort of deep down fear he has that each newcomer could be the one that beats him, or maybe he really does believe some of the drivel he goes on and on with. Its hard to say, Dave.

[Deyo]- One this is for sure, IceBerg has been stepping in the ring week after week for some time now, and has already built up a number of wins for himself. He’s really starting to look sharp in there. On the other hand, we’ve seen Absolute Zero participate in only one match since his return at our "Kill ‘Em All" Pay Per View extravaganza. And critics noted that Zero took a tremendous amount of time just to put "Obese" Hank Albert away.

[Richards]- Maybe you’re right. Maybe Absolute Zero did show some severe signs of ring rust. But at the same time, he still managed to get the 1-2-3. This man is a world class athlete, and he knows what it takes to maintain his peak of excellence. I predict that we’ll see a much more refined and precise strategy than we did on Shockwave. After all, Zero has a World Championship match to worry about, he’ll be sharpening up more and more as the next Pay Per View gets closer. Mr. Albert ALREADY found out just how dangerous Zero is now- Imagine his come Pay Per View time.

[Deyo]- And what of this Hollywood character who appeared on last Shockwave while IceBerg was in the ring? Will he be playing a role in tonight’s match? And what about IceBerg’s new affiliation with the powerful NX, will THEY show their faces tonight? Looks like we should be finding out shortly as Jim Pattera takes the mic.

[Pattera]- The following match is scheduled for ONE fall!

<Sexyboy begins to play... The fans are one their feet waving NX signs and other NX merchandise. The lights in the Planet Dome go out, and IceBerg walks out through the curtains and does a circle with his arms out. On his way down the aisle he gives the fans high fives.

[Pattera]- Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 247 pounds, from San Antonio, Texas, IceBEEEEEEERG!

<As IceBerg reaches the ring, he climbs up onto the ring apron, dancing along to his music. He enters the ring through the second rope. Now posing in the center of the ring, fireworks go off behind him in the shape of a X. He then takes off his vest, and hat, and climbs the ropes and raises his hands in the shape of a X.>

[Deyo]- And there we see the NEWEST member of NX! The crowd is really eating him up here tonight! This is really something!

<IceBerg takes the mic out of Pattera’s hand.>

[IceBerg]- Absolute Zero, I’ve got two words for ya’! <he points the mic to the crowd.>

[crowd]- SMEG OFF!!!

<IceBerg hands the mic back to Pattera and Metallica’s "Four Horsemen" begins to play, and the crowd immediately reacts with boos. Absolute Zero walks out from the entrance, with Snowblind at his side. Around Zero’s waist is the E-WCW World Heavyweight Championship belt. Fireworks go off near the entrance behind the two men as they make their way down the aisle.>

[Pattera]- And his opponent, weighing in at 255 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, here is Absolute ZEEEEEEERO!

<Absolute Zero enters the ring while Snowblind remains at ringside. He climbs to the second rope and raises his E-WCW belt for everyone to see. He then climbs down and hands to belt to a ring attendant at ringside. He adjusts his mask and tests the ropes.>

[Deyo]- Our first match of the evening is about to get underway, folks! Zero looks mighty intense and focused in there. Looks like referee Adam Kent is going to start this one off!

<The bell rings.>

**** IceBerg vs. Absolute Zero ****

[Deyo]- And here we go with our first match underway! What an evenly matched duo as they meet at the center of the ring. Absolute doesn’t seem interested in locking up, instead it looks like he’s actually up in IceBerg’s face YELLING at him! Is this a display of arrogance by Zero or one of foolishness? Someone should tell Zero it’s a little late to try and talk this over. OH! IceBerg with a powerful push to the chest of Zero, sending him flipping backwards into the corner of the ring!

[Richards]- IceBerg doesn’t want to have anything to do with him! He came here tonight to wrestle this one out, Dave!

[Deyo]- Indeed, as IceBerg follows him right into the corner with a boot to the sternum! That had to knock the wind out of him something fierce. Berg not letting up as he chokes Zero with heel of his boot, using the ropes for added leverage! Referee Adam Kent with the count, 1… 2… 3… 4… Berg breaks the hold! He guides Zero to his feet with a hand-full of his mask. Still in the corner now, IceBerg delivers a series of forearms to the head of Zero as he tries to cover up. Dear lord, what’s this!? Berg is sitting Zero on the top turnbuckle!

[Richards]- And he’s following him right up there, Dave! How can he possibly decide to go for a high risk maneuver this soon in the match!? Zero has too much fight in him!

[Deyo]- You’ve got that right! Here comes Zero with a couple shots to the midsection, but IceBerg answers with a few shots of his own! Berg is PUMMELING Zero up on the top! And here we GO!!! Looks like IceBerg is setting him up for… YES! Both men go down HARD as IceBerg nails a superplex!

[Richards]- IceBerg’s hurting, but Zero sure did take the brunt of that fall. Just look at him grab his lower back in pain! And don’t get TOO caught up in this action, ‘cause it looks like Snowblind is starting to stir on the outside. And he sure doesn’t look happy!

[Deyo]- <He chuckles.> Has he EVER? Back in the ring now, ZERO is first to his feet!  Unbelievable!! But it doesn’t look like he’s out of the woods yet as he staggers over to IceBerg. Oh HO! IceBerg rolls him up with an inside cradle! Kent with the count… 1… 2… KICKOUT by Zero! You’ve really got to wonder what’s going through a veteran like Absolute Zero’s head as a relatively new face such as IceBerg takes this much control of a match. Berg’s up: And IceBerg with that NX crotch chop!

[crowd]- SMEG OFF!

[Deyo]- But ‘Berg not losing too much focus as he’s staying on the attack and he’s again using Zero’s mask to bring him to his feet. He sends Zero into the ropes… clothesline narrowly DUCKED by Zero! Zero now off the opposite ropes-  kneelift to the midsection of IceBerg! Absolute Zero with a double-underhook, and DRIVES his head into the mat with a DDT!

[Richards]- That move has cut many careers short in the past, let’s hope history doesn’t repeat itself tonight!

[Deyo]- Zero taking advantage of IceBerg positioning as he applies a leg-scissors to his head. And Zero’s getting EXTRA work in on Berg’s neck again he rocks back and forth with the hold, violently twisting his head! Zero releases the hold and gets to his feet, bringing IceBerg with him.

[Richards]- Zero looks like he’s signaling to Snowblind for something! Snowblind’s down fiddling with the ringside matting. The fans aren’t too happy about this!! What’s in blazes is he DOING!?

[Deyo]- Uh OH! He’s removing a section of the mats! That hard concrete underneath can only spell trouble for IceBerg! Absolute Zero now LIFTING IceBerg for a vertical suplex! Zero’s demonstrating his power here as he holds him straight up into the air! Here we go now… BRAINBUSTER by Zero!  He isn’t just out to win this match, he’s out to cause some serious damage to IceBerg! Zero up again and off the ropes, kneedrop across the throat of IceBerg! Zero off the ropes again, and ANOTHER kneedrop across the throat!

[Richards]- IceBerg here, whether he realizes it or not, has had a big target put on his neck area. I hate to think what Zero has in mind for that cold unforgiving concrete exposed at ringside.

[Deyo]- Zero sets IceBerg up on the ropes. Here he comes now off the opposite ropes… CLOTHESLINE sends IceBerg to the outside. Now Berg has to keep his eyes out for both Zero, AND his goon! Adam Kent starts the count. (1!…) Zero on the outside now as well, stomping away on the upper back of IceBerg. Zero now brings IceBerg to his feet, (2!…) it looks like he’s lifting him up for a SPINEBUSTER on the concrete floor!! But NO, IceBerg escapes by flipping over Absolute Zero’s head and landing behind him! (3!…) OH! Berg wastes no time with a reverse neckbreaker!! A little payback perhaps! (4!…) Snowblind seems unsure on how to handle this, he’s just looking on as Zero lies on the cement! IceBerg rolls to the inside and away from danger. (5!…) The fans at ringside are cursing Zero, and even SPITTING on him! Snowblind still doesn’t seem to know what to do, he’s… HE’S ROLLING ZERO BACK IN! This could be a big mistake by Snowblind, IceBerg is really on the comeback is this match! Here he comes now, working the legs of Zero with a stomp to the knee! And another! IceBerg is really taking it to Zero here. Legbar submission hold now being applied by IceBerg! Referee Adam Kent is right in there looking for the submission by Zero. Zero reaching for the ropes… can he… WHOA! Zero managed to grad ahold of the bottom rope, breaking the hold!

<A replay is shown of Snowblind leaning against the bottom rope out of Adam Kent’s line of sight, bringing it precious inches closer to Absolute Zero’s grasp.>

[Richards]- But look at this on the outside! It seems Snowblind just can’t help but stick his nose into this match!

[Deyo]- Adam Kent seems suspicious about what may have happened behind his back, and gives Snowblind a warning. Back to the action, IceBerg has Zero by the legs in a wishbone position. OH! Stomp to the abdominal area! Still holding those legs, he brings the elbow down across the knee! Berg now setting the leg of Zero across the bottom rope, and he stomps away at it!

[Richards]- IceBerg could be looking to cause some damage of his own here! The human leg just isn’t meant to bend these ways! The crowd is really getting behind IceBerg here as he continues to put the hurt on!

[Deyo]- IceBerg now… he’s going to the TOP ROPE!! What else can he have in store for us!? Zero struggles his way to his feet with the help of the ropes. He doesn’t seem to realize where IceBerg is, and slowly circles around the center of the ring. Snowblind tries to warn Zero of what’s behind him, but he just doesn’t seem to understand! IceBerg is perched up there waiting for the perfect moment! Absolute Zero turns around and sees him!! IceBerg FLIES off the top with a cross body- but Zero snatches him out of the air and brings him down with the title-a-whirl backbreaker!!! What TIMING by the former champ, AGAIN targeting the back area of IceBerg! Absolute Zero goes for the cover… 1… 2… What in the HELL!? Absolute Zero lifted Iceberg up when he could have EASILY gone for the win! Something isn’t right here.

[Richards]- Here comes SNOWBLIND into the ring, already sporting those popular brass-knuckles of his! Adam Kent is trying to get him to leave, but its no use! This man is just too big, he can’t be controlled!

[Deyo]- They’re proceeding to BEAT the living daylights out of IceBerg! This is ridiculous and completely unnecessary!! And this man complains about lack of fair play!?

<Adam Kent calls for the bell. The bell rings.>

[Pattera]- Ladies and gentlemen… this winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, IceBEEEEEERG!!!

[Deyo]- Doesn’t look like these two are finished just yet! Snowblind holding IceBerg steady with his massive arms. Zero charges in… OH! SUPERKICK! ICEKICK! That’s IceBerg’s finisher! Absolute Zero really sending out a message here!! Did IceBerg’s head ever SNAP back on that one!! Snowblind now… PILEDRIVER!! Dear LORD!

<The bell rings again.>

[Richards]- They’re getting a mic from Jim Pattera as paramedics scramble to help IceBerg to the back. You’ve really got to wonder where the rest of NX is during a situation like this, Dave! Are they just jerking a newcomer like IceBerg around? How serious where they about him being part of NX? One can only speculate.

<Zero grabs the mic from Jim Pattera and pulls off his mask in order to talk more clearly. The fans begin to boo and toss their soft drinks and popcorn into the ring.>

[Absolute Zero]- <Breathing heavily as he speaks.> Hurry up punks! <Points to the paramedics.> Get that worthless dip<BLEEP> the HELL outta’ my ring! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!! That’s right, he ain’t fit to lace my goddamn boots! Get the HELL back to the bush leagues ya’ moron!

<Absolute Zero now turns his attention to the fans various thrown items continue to narrowly miss his head. Meanwhile, Snowblind has retrieved the E-WCW World Heavyweight Championship from the ring announcer’s table and hands it to Zero. He drapes the belt over his shoulder and continues to speak as the fans attempt to boo him out of the ring.>

[Absolute Zero]- Go ahead, boo your <BLEEP>ING minds out!!! I’m STILL the World’s Champ and that’s what matters! Nobody beat me, and nobody WILL be me! <He points to the crowd with a sweeping motion.> Anyone out there that’s too goddamn inbred to recognize this can ROT IN HELL!! <He now points to the entrance.> And anyone back there who STILL doesn’t learn this lesson from IceBerg’s cripple-assed body can try and talk it over with THIS man! <He points to Snowblind.> Now Johnny-boy is living his dreams out in jail while getting his ass <BLEEP>ed by some goddamn <BLEEP>s who wanna’ make him their bitch, so as far as I’m concerned, the only jackass back there who’s too thick-skulled to back down from me is Herald. And that sorry sonovabitch doesn’t stand a chance in Hell!!

[Voice 1]- Now wait just a minute here…

[Voice 2]- Lets back this up a bit.

<The PW theme music begins to play, and out walk Co-Presidents Brian and Gary Gibbs with mics in hand. The fans go wild with cheers.>

[Deyo]- Incredible! Its none other than the Gibbs brothers, our new Co-Presidents!

[Brian Gibbs]- See, Absolute Zero, there’s a bit of a problem with what you’re saying. Either we really ARE too inbred like you say, or we REALLY don’t think you deserve to be called the World Champ right now…

[Absolute Zero]- WHOA! You said it, morons!

[Gary Gibbs]- So it looks like we’re going to have to "talk it over with this man". <He motions to Snowblind.> Snowblind, you seem to like sticking your nose into the wrong places as of late. Now looking things over from these past weeks, it seems to us that none of this controversy would even EXIST if it weren’t for your assisting Absolute Zero at ringside. So here’s the deal, Snowblind: You’re going to step into the ring one on one with ICEBERG at the next PW SHOCKWAVE!!

<Zero laughs hysterically in the ring at the announcement, while Snowblind retains his professional look.>

[Brian Gibbs]- If you think that’s funny, then get a load of this! Snowblind, you’ll also be wrestling for your right to appear at ringside! If you lose, you’re BANNED from EVERY PW event up to and including the next Pay Per View! We WILL see a clean World Title match one way or another! So put THAT in your pipes and smoke it!

<The PW theme music begins to play and the Gibbs brothers walk out. Meanwhile, Absolute Zero can be seen mouthing the words "What!? You can’t do this!" Absolute Zero and Snowblind storm off to the back together, still irate over the announcement.>

[Deyo]- And the new Co-Presidents once AGAIN laying down the law and hitting Zero where it hurts: THIS time by booking his bodyguard Snowblind in a pretty important match!

[Richards]- Dave, I know that I’ve said before that the former champ is a great technician, but considering just how many times his right-hand goon Snowblind has been a factor in turning the tide in Zero’s matches, it’s about damn time that someone finally did something about it, and I’m not one bit surprised that it took the brothers Gibbs to do it. Let’s just hope that they can continue to clean up the federation- God knows that they’ll have their hands full with the relative newcomers who everyone has had their eyes on since they all teamed up: TSK.

[Deyo]- There’s no question about it: TSK has been out of control even before their formation in the days of the E-WCW, and now in Planet wrestling, they’ve not slowed down a bit. Their underhanded tactics have left a path of destruction in their wake.

[Richards]- That’s just what I’m talking about: Let’s hope that the Gibbs have what it takes to clean TSK up the way they’ve been taking care of buisness with Zero. I mean, who can forget that ugly "Smoke bomb" incident at Kill ‘Em All, where Kahn was ROBBED of his chance at a title shot, and it would seem, driven over the edge as a a result?!

[Deyo]- Now hold on there Rick. There’s been investigation into that incident and nothing was ever declared conclusive. Remember the memo we-

[Richards]- Oh come ON! Smoke bombs… SMOKING John Hayes… Does it Get an clearer than THAT?!

[Deyo]- All I’m saying is that we have to be careful about waving around accusations…

<Richards looks to be somewhat dejected.>

[Deyo]- I do agree that something has to be done though if we keep seeing these kinds of antics from TSK. Their tomfoolery has already cost the AngelKillers the tag titles, let’s hope that they can get their revenge…

[Richards]- Agreed. Let’s see the ‘Killers kick some butt and show the committee AND TSK just who should be getting that title shot after the 30 days. Let’s get to Mike in the ring…

<The shot switches to the ring.>

[Pattera] - The next match is scheduled for one fall..........

<The auditorium speakers erupt with the song, "Halls of Illusions" by the Insane Clown Posse as the fans get off their feet and the rampway explodes with multicolored fireworks.>

[Pattera] - Making their way down the aisle at this time, weighing in at a combined weight of 445 pounds, and accompanied by their manager, Marcus Draknor, here are the challengers and former Tag Team Champions of the World......."Ravenger" Derek Draven....."Kamakize" Akira Takahashi..........the ANGELLLLLL KILLERRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[Deyo] - Kama and Ravenger have been out of the public eye for a while, but they look better than ever.  The determination on their faces shows that they are NOT happy about this being a regularly scheduled match, and NOT for the tag team title.

[Richards] - I can't say that I blame them.  They should have had the first shot at a rematch to regain the titles, and instead they got looked over by the championship committee.

<Kama and Ravenger jump onto opposite corner turnbuckles, and begin to perform their famous crotch chop as fireworks explode across the ring in the form of the letter "X", and the fans going wild.>

[Pattera] - And their opponents.......

<The cheers of the crowd suddenly turn into boos and catcalls as the song "Desire" by Ozzy Osbourne reverberates through the auditorium.>

[Pattera] - ......escorted by the lovely Smokin' Bombshells.....weighing in at a combined weight of 524 pounds..........they are the current reigning Tag Team Champions of the World.............here are "Hellraiser" Dave Carson and "Livewire" Gil Crowley of ………T……......S........KKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<From behind the current emerges four of the Smokin' Bombshells with 3 girls surrounding "Livewire" Gil Crowley, and one girl massaging the shoulders of "Hellraiser" Dave Carson.  Gil goes around to the various women along the rampway, teasing that he'll kiss them, and then suddenly turns the cold shoulder and tries to entice another.>

[Deyo] - Who does he think he is?  We know that they are the World Champs, but give me a break.  I don't think ANY of these girls are all that crazy for him!

[Richards] - Well the Smokin' Bombshells seem to be paying him a lot of attention.  And even "Hellraiser" is getting in on the action.

[Deyo] - Dave Carson may be getting a warm-up massage, but those eyes are just glaring at the guys from NX.  Do you think that rumor about Dave being related to comedian Johnny Carson could be true?

[Richards] - I would hate to speculate on that, but I would say that IF he IS related, it must be REAL distant.

[Deyo] - Well, the two teams aren't that distant now since both teams are finally in the ring.  And Rick, it looks like the referee for tonight’s bout is a new referee to Planet Wrestling......Pat Rodgers.

[Richards] - I would have to assume that because of Absolute Zero thoroughly embarrassing the league by ACTING not only as the new president of Planet Wrestling, but ALSO as a guest referee, that the new co-presidents decided to recruit one of their favorite referees from the outside to instill some law and order.

[Deyo] - Well he's going to have his hands full after some of the underhanded things that TSK has pulled in this league.  And look, he's wasting no time as he's checking all boots and trunks for any foreign objects.

[Richards] - Yeah, well I don't know HOW he's going to get Gil to get rid of that sock full of quarters.  We all know that he hides it in the front of his trunks, but there's no way this ref can get Gil to get rid of the sock.

[DEYO] - No, but he's giving him an earful about how he KNOWS about the sock-
 

BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

[Richards] - OH MY GOD!!!! What the......

[Deyo] - That huge EXPLOSION just startled Pat Rodgers and apparently the Angel Killers as well.  "Livewire" has just charge at both wrestlers and slides underneath their hands and out of the ring by the ring post, but not before taking legs out from underneath Kama.

[Richards] - Oh no,  don't tell me he's gonna’......

[Deyo] - "Livewire" has grabbed the two feet of Kama and POSTS him on the ring post.

[Richards] - That was low blow, and it doesn't look like Ravenger is going to put up with it as he's just jumped over the top rope and catapulted himself down on top of  "Livewire".

[Deyo] - And what's this?!  Pat Rodgers has slid underneath the bottom rope and is SEPARATING the two wrestlers.  And he's admonishing Gil for jumping early.  I can't quite make out what's he's saying, but it looks pretty severe.

[Richards] - If I can hear him correctly, he's talking about levying out some heavy fines.

[Deyo] - Good.  It's about time that these wrestlers learn that there are certain rules in professional wrestling that they ALL must follow. Well, it looks like Pat Rodgers has gotten both teams into their respective corners and motions for the bell to ring. Kama must really be hurting because Ravenger is going to start for the Angel Killers, and "Livewire" is going to start for TSK.

[Richards] - Here's where we see not just how much the Angel Killers have changed with the time off but also how badly they want to get back at TSK.

[Deyo] - Ravenger and Gil about to lock up.....and no, it's a boot to the gut by Ravenger.  Ravenger goes to whip "Livewire" into the ropes, but "Livewire" reverses it and hits Ravenger with a back body drop. "Livewire" runs into the ropes and goes for a flying forearm, and MISSES as Ravenger drops down to get out of the way!!!

[Richards] - There is no way that Gil is going to be able to hit that move so soon in this match.  TSK has to wear them down first.

[Deyo] - Ravenger picks up  "Livewire" and whips him into the turnbuckle.  Ravenger follows up right behind with a flying shoulder tackle, but Gil dodges just in time to get out of the way.

[Richards] - You would think the Angel Killers would learn just like TSK that they have to wear down their opponents a bit before going for some riskier moves.

[Deyo] - "Livewire" punches away at Ravenger's midsection, but referee Pat Rodgers is already beginning to count because of the illegal of closed fists.  Gil is now ARGUING with the ref.

[Richards] - Not a wise move, especially with a veteran like Ravenger in the ring.

[Deyo] - And sure enough, Ravenger just lays in a devastating neckbreaker on "Livewire" and is going for the pin.

Referee counts:  One, tw….., NO, kickout by "Livewire".

[Deyo] - Ravenger picks up "Livewire" for a body slam…….NO, Gil with the SMALL PACKAGE!!!

Referee:  One,……

[Richards] - Crowley is a sneaky one.  The Angel Killers better make sure they stay on their toes, or they may lose this match like they did when they lost the belts to TSK.

[Deyo] - Ravenger tags in Kama and then delivers a VISCIOUS enzuigiri to the face of  the unsuspecting "Livewire".  And now it’s Kama’s following up with a German suplex..

[Richards] - It looks like the ref wasn’t too pleased with the cheap shot by Ravenger, but Ravenger seems to be ignoring him as he leaves the ring.

[Deyo] - "Livewire" back on his feet, and delivers an elbow smash to the face of Kama.  "Livewire" is going for a double underhook PILEDRIVER……but NO, Kama blocks it and tosses "Livewire" through the ropes and onto the floor.

[Richards] - Looks like the Angel Killers are going for a bit of  the TSK tactics with Kama distracting the ref and Ravenger going after "Livewire".

[Deyo] - Ravenger pulls "Livewire" back up to his feet and is going for a SECOND enzuigiri to the face…..but "Livewire" DUCKS and it’s Ravenger taking the brunt of that as his foot hits the ringpost instead.

[Richards] - Ravenger is paying the price for going to the well once too often.  He’ll be remembering  THAT for the rest of the match.

[Deyo] - Referee Pat Rodgers has noticed the distraction going on by Kama and begins to count  "Livewire" out of the ring.  Gil is taking his time out there. Rodgers counting:  One.......Two.......Three......Four……Five…..…Six……

[Deyo] - Gil slides back in under the bottom rope and is met by a series of boots to the head by Kama.

[Richards] - Now it’s Kama getting an earful from the ref. This new ref, Pat Rodgers,  is just not going to put up with ANYTHING tonight, and that includes not letting the man back into the ring.

[Deyo] - Well that little break has allowed "Livewire" to collect himself, and he delivers a boot to the stomach of Kamakize, followed by an open hand chop to the chest.   "Livewire" goes for the whip and Kama reverses it.  Gil tries for a duck under……and gets HIT with a MASSIVE DDT!!!!!

[Richards] - Kama just let "Livewire"’s momentum put more force into that DDT than had it been from a standing position, and Gil may be out because of it.

[Deyo] - Kama’s going for the quick cover….:  ONE, TWO, THR….

[Deyo] - OH MY, that was close, but Pat Rodgers realized that the two wrestlers were way too close to the ropes.

[Richards] - And that’s the only thing that saved "Livewire" from getting pinned.  He desperately needs to make a tag to "Hellraiser" who’s just ITCHING to get in.

[Deyo] - Well instead of "Livewire" tagging, it’s Kama who tags out to Ravenger, who climbs up the top ropes and comes down with a double sledgehammer onto the back of "Livewire".

[Richards] - With good tagging like that, it’s a wonder how they ever lost the belts.

[Deyo] - Well it’s NO wonder that "Livewire" is in trouble as he jumps up to put Ravenger in a CRUCIFIX…..but it’s Ravenger who takes advantage and comes crashing down with a Samoan Drop, right on the back of "Livewire".

[Richards] -  Instead of going for a pinning maneuver, "Livewire" should have been trying to hurt Ravenger so that he could tag out to his partner.

[Deyo] -  Ravenger picks up "Livewire" and whips him into the ropes. Ravenger goes for the Ravenger Superkick, but "Livewire" ducks under instead, bounces off the ropes and takes Ravenger off his feet with a DROPKICK TO THE KNEE of Ravenger!!

[Richards] - NICE job by the youngster to slow down the veteran, and now "Livewire" has to use this chance to tag out to "Hellraiser".

[Deyo] - The kid doesn’t seem to be listening, because he’s grabbing the legs of Ravenger and going for a Figure Four Leg Lock INSTEAD!!!

[Richards ] -  I had heard that this was one of the new maneuvers that the youngster has been working on, and it looks like he has it locked in.

[Deyo] -  "Livewire" has Ravenger in some serious pain, but Ravenger is NOT going to submit to "Livewire" if he can help it.  And LOOK.....He’s trying to turn over and reverse the hold.

[Richards] - Gil can see what Ravenger is doing, and is pounding away at that exposed knee that had been hit earlier with that dropkick.

[Deyo] - And it’s THAT POUNDING on the knee that has stopped Ravenger from reversing the maneuver.  Pat Rodgers is now asking Ravenger if he wants to submit.

[Richards] - No way.  There’s still too much left in Ravenger to submit.

[Deyo] - But look at this, one of the Smokin’ Bombshells has reached under the bottom ropes to pull Gil's hands onto the bottom rope so that he can get more leverage.  OOOOOHHHHH, and Ravenger is just SCREAMING from the increased pain!!

[Richards] - It’s that bottom rope that may turn into the equalizer in this match.

[Deyo] - But who is this that’s coming down the aisle?  I’ve never seen this big man before.

[Down the ramp strides a big man, standing at almost 7 feet tall.  His long black hair pulled into a poney tail, and his eyes are covered by a pair of Oakley sunglasses.  Dressed in a black t-shirt, black jeans, and black boots, the large man comes down to ringside.]

[Richards] - David, I tell you, there’s something familiar about this guy, but I can’t put my finger on it.

[Deyo] - Are you sure?  I’ve never seen this behemoth before, but he looks like he’s on some sort of mission because he’s going right up to the Smokin’ Bombshell who’s helping out Gil!

[Richards] - And look at the face of "Hellraiser".  His blood is just BOILING!!

[Deyo] - The big man is hovering over the Smokin' Bombshell, and she’s running back quickly to join the other girls.

[Richards] - AND HE'S NOT DONE YET!  He's prying Gil's fingers off of the bottom rope.

[Deyo] - "Hellraiser" has jumped right into the ring, over referee Pat Rodgers and goes flying  through the ropes with a FLYING SHOULDER LUNGE into this big man!!

[Richards] - The big man was staggered, but never taken off his feet. I’m wondering if THIS is the surprise the NX Generation had made references to earlier in the week?!

[Deyo] - It could be because "Hellraiser" has totally forgotten about the match and is just wailing away at the big man with punches and elbow smashes.  And this mystery man is not just taking it, because he's returning the favor with a couple of knee lifts and a QUICK CLOTHESLINE that decks "Hellraiser"!!!!

[Richards] - And can you believe this?!  Referee Pat Rodgers is going to break-up the fighting outside the ring.  He's standing between this new guy and the fallen "Hellraiser", and pointing back to the dressing rooms.  Not a safe place to be,  standing between two tanks.

[Deyo] - Well it looks as if the man in black is going to heed the referee's instructions since he's walking back up the ramp.  But it’s quite clear he’s still keeping an eye on what’s going on in the ring.

[Richards] - But Pat Rodgers doesn’t look like he’s done getting rid of people quite yet!

[Deyo] - No, he doesn’t, because he’s ordering BOTH the Smokin’ Bombshells and manager Marcus Draknor to the dressing rooms as well.  I guess he’s just going to get rid of any non-participants and leave it strictly to he guys in the ring.

<The fans boo as Draknor leaves.>

[Richards] - That has to be a clear disadvantage to the Angel Killers because they no longer have a manager to turn to for instructions.

[Deyo] - Well "Hellraiser" has gotten back to his corner, and it looks like "Livewire" is STILL going to stay in there, even after the effects of his Figure Four Leg Lock on Ravenger.

[Richards] - I wonder if the loss of TSK’s beauties will have an effect on the champs?

[Deyo] - Only time will tell as Ravenger and "Livewire" go at it again.   The two men lock-up, and "Livewire" twists to the side and pulls Ravenger down into a Face-Front LEGSWEEP!  And now he grabs the injured leg of Ravenger and spins the man into a HALF BOSTON CRAB!!!

[Richards] - That’s going to put a lot of pressure on that injured knee.  That’s some intelligent wrestling out there, working on the injured part of Ravenger.

[Deyo] - But Ravenger is too close to the ropes and "Livewire" has to break the hold.

[Richards] -  Again we’re seeing poor ring positioning by the youngster, coupled with the ring smarts of Ravenger… But  Ravenger still having trouble standing because he's using the ropes for support.

[Deyo] - Well "Livewire" doesn't seem to have any problems with his wheels.  Off the opposite ropes and he CHARGES at Ravenger!!!!!  But HOLD EVERYTHING!!!  "Livewire"  just LEAPED up and over Ravenger into a forward flip, grabbing Ravenger underneath the chin and delivering a NASTY NECKBREAKER to Ravenger against the top rope!!!!!

[Richards] - DID YOU SEE THAT??!!  HE BROKE HIS NECK!!!!!!!  That kid is NUTS!!!  I SWEAR, he just BROKE Ravenger's neck.  The Angel Killers are in SERIOUS TROUBLE!

[Deyo] - "Livewire" doesn't look all that great himself because he almost took his own head off with the security railing, but he might have gotten his hands up just in time to protect himself.

[Richards] - I had heard from Gil that he was working on a new maneuver called "The Whiplash" that he had planned to use on Underdogg and Airborn, but was unable to in the previous meeting, so he must have decided to reveal it to the Angel Killers first hand!

[Deyo] - Kama looks beside himself.  He doesn't know whether to check on his partner, or to go after the injured "Livewire".  But it looks like Kama is going to check on Ravenger after all.  And can you believe this?!  Pat Rodgers is stopping him and ushering Kama back to the ring apron!

[Richards] - Unless the Angel Killers are throwing in the towel, TSK is going to use that to their advantage, because as we speak,  "Hellraiser" has gone down to "Livewire" and has rolled him back into the ring.

[Deyo]  - It looks like Ravenger’s neck injury wasn’t as bad as we’d thought, because he is holding it with one hand, and reaching out to Kama for the tag!… And "Hellraiser" is back in HIS corner and trying to touch the outstretched hand of "Livewire" for the tag!…

[Richards] -  This may be close!.....

[Deyo] - "Livewire" lunges forward to "Hellraiser" and is able to make the tag, and "Hellraiser" RUNS at Ravenger with a FLYING SPEAR into the back!!!!!

[Richards] - But THAT wasn't wise because Ravenger has gotten close enough to make the tag to Kama!!!!

[Deyo] - And here comes Kama, leaping over the top rope with a leg drop onto the back of "Hellraiser".   Kama, with the advantage, whips "Hellraiser" into the ropes and runs at him with a TREMENDOUS FLYING LARIAT!!

[Richards] - Kama is really pumped up, and you hear the fans screaming their support for him!

[Deyo] - Kama with a series of KNIFE-EDGE CHOPS to "Hellraiser", followed by a Beel Throw!!!

[Richards] - "Hellraiser" looking a bit disoriented.

[Deyo] - Kama hits "Hellraiser" in the back with a FLYING DROPKICK and sends him into the turnbuckles!

[Richards] - "Hellraiser" hasn't been able to mount much of an offensive…

[Deyo] - Kama picks up "Hellraiser" and goes for a vertical suplex.....but "Hellraiser" BLOCKS IT!!!  And he's going for a SUPLEX of his own!!

[Richards] - "Hellraiser" is just holding Kama in that vertical position.  It looks like he's deciding on whether to finish it with a Brain Buster but not before all of the blood has rushed to Kama's head.

[Deyo] - It's not for a Brain Buster, but for a FACE-FRONT SUPLEX!!!!!

[Richards] - Talk about re-arranging someone's face!

[Deyo ] - And "Hellraiser" doesn't look like he's done with Kama, yet. He picks him up into a body slam.....but instead hits him with a STOMACHBREAKER!

[Richards] - It looks like "Hellraiser" is trying to focus his attention on the stomach region of Kama.

[Deyo] - "Hellraiser" again has Kama up in the air, and this time it looks like he's going for an Atomic Drop.....but Kama was able to stand up before getting hit with the maneuver, and in returns hits "Hellraiser" in the face with a SPINNING MULE KICK!!

Referee counts:  One, two......

[Richards] - That looked like a desperation maneuver by Kama to just keep from taking more punishment.

[Deyo] - And "Hellraiser" does not look please at all as he's checking his jaw to see if it was busted.

[Richards] - I'm sure the Angel Killers and the rest of Planet Wrestling would LOVE to see "Hellraiser" and TSK get their mouths permanently wired shut!

[Deyo] - Kama is just waiting, waiting......and goes for a KNEE LIFT to "Hellraiser"!!!!

[Richards] - Oooh, adding fuel to the fire.  "Hellraiser" is already having problems with his jaw, and THAT'S not going to make things better!

[Deyo] -  "Hellraiser" on his knees grabs Kama by the trunks and pulls him into a head butt into the midsection!

[Richards] - Ouch… "Hellraiser" hasn't forgotten about the stomach of Kama.

[Deyo] - No, INDEED.  "Hellraiser" has grabbed Kama and placed him up on the top turnbuckle, facing the fans.

[Richards] - Is he trying to put him up on display?!

[Deyo] - No, it doesn't look like it, because "Hellraiser" has jumped onto the second turnbuckle

<The referee begins to wave his hands  rapidly as the bell begins to sound repeatedly.>

[Richards] - What THE HELL??!!  Why did he ring the bell??!!

[Deyo] - I have NO idea but it looks like "Hellraiser" hasn't noticed because he has Kama leaning backwards into a headlock.......OH MY!!!!! A REVERSE DDT from the top turnbuckle!!

<Pat Rodgers jumps around frantically, calling for the bell and trying to break-up "Hellraiser" and Kama as Ravenger jumps into the fight with "Livewire", and delivers a RUNNING LARIAT on the TSK member.>

[Deyo]] - Why did he call for the match?!  This is an OUTRAGE!!!!

<Referee Pat Rodgers, seeing that there is too much chaos in the ring, drops down onto the floor to speak with announcer, Jim Pattera.>

[Deyo] - It looks like Jim has the official ruling as these two teams are still slugging it out.  "Hellraiser" has picked up Kama into a military press and DROPS HIM over the top rope and onto the floor!!!!

[Richards] - And look at Ravenger just dishing it back out to "Livewire"!! Those two do NOT like each other!

[Deyo] - That should be pretty plain to see as Ravenger has Gil up in a VERTICAL hold, and comes DOWN with a BRAIN BUSTER on "Livewire"!!!!!

[Richards] - Unbelievable! And here comes "The Natural" Lawrence Watts with… Smokin' John Hayes!!! Hayes must have made it away from the authorities- But they’re followed closely behind by "Blue Thunder" and the mystery man in black!!!!  Who IS this guy?! I’m SURE I’ve seen that face before…

[Deyo] - I don't know, but I'm sure we'll out soon enough.

[Pattera] - Ladies and gentlemen.........

[Deyo] - Fans, this is getting NASTY down here on the floor! "Hellraiser" has Kama in the air in a FLYING HAMMERLOCK and Kama’s just SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!  Smokin' John under the bottom rope and heads straight for Ravenger.....and HITTING him with a LOW BLOW!!

[Pattera] - This match has gone the full time limit.....

[Deyo] - "The Natural" has noticed Zack Logan and is RUNNING AWAY from the Trans-World Champion!!!

[Richards] -  Zack is CHARGING at "The Natural" around the ring like a MERRY-GO-ROUND!!

[Pattera] - ......and the referee has declared this MATCH A DRAW!!!!!!

[Richards] - A DRAW?!  How could this happen?  We still have television time remaining!

[Deyo] - Well Smokin' John doesn't have much time because he's getting CLUBBED from behind by the big man in black!!!!   And Ravenger is going to Kama's rescue, who is STILL being held up in the air by the PAINFUL submission maneuver!!

[Richards] - Take a look at "The Natural"....he's STILL running from "Blue Thunder"  who is catching up to him!

[Deyo] - No HE'S NOT.  "The Natural" has stopped dead in his tracks..... Lifts Logan- AND HE HITS Zack with a HOT SHOT ACROSS THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!! Zack holding his throat in pain!

[Richards] - And now "Livewire" thinks he can take on this new man!

[Deyo] - Crowley has climbed to the top turnbuckle and is jumping at the big man with a double axe handle.....BUT HE'S CAUGHT!!!!  The man in black has "Livewire" by the throat and tosses him down and.......

<A HUGE crash and short, sporadic sounds of noise break through the reception because of "Livewire" and his back breaking the announcer's table in two.>

[Deyo] - Ladies and gentlemen, I can't tell if you can still hear us, but things here at ringside are simply out of control here at the first ever PW THROTTLE!!!!! This man in black just chokeslammed "Livewire" right through the-

[Richards] - DAVE: LOOK OUT!!!!!!!

<David Deyo jumps out of the way as Airborn from out of nowhere performs a Swan Dive onto the fallen "Livewire" who is still laid out on the remnants of the announcer's table. The high-angle camera pulls back to see Kamakize laying on the floor with his arm wrenched terribly behind him........Ravenger with a steel chair, belting "Hellraiser" several times across the head and opening him up........ "The Natural" attacking "Blue Thunder" with the time keeper's bell while "Blue Thunder" has the steel steps in hand.........Smokin' John Hayes and the new man in black choking each other out............. "Livewire" out cold on the announcer's table, with Airborn laying on top, also motionless..............and the fans in the jam packed arena on their feet, yelling and screaming at the top of their lungs.>

[Deyo]- This is total CHAOS!! Security is coming out here now! There’s but a mess of bodies and I can’t make heads or tails of it!… There’s a mass of people being hauled off to the back, I think that everyone involved is in there in some shape form or manner…

<The shot switches to ringside again, where the pressed wood of the now former announcer’s table lies in pieces. Deyo and Richards stand side by side behind the rubble, leaning over a bit so that they can still use their headsets.>

[Deyo]- What an incredible match, but with a TRULY odd finish! I know that this Rodgers fellow was just trying to uphold the law in that bout, but I think he took it too far!

[Richards]- I have to agree with you there Dave, but he was right: There’s a rule in the sport and of course this federation as well, that we don’t often see come into play about time limits. I’m not sure exactly what the time is, but it looks like ol’ Pat was keeping score. He might need a little loosening up, but I think he might just be a good addition to the officiating staff here in the PW.

<Dave still doesn’t seem impressed.>

[Deyo]- Well, regardless of the fact that the match ended up in a draw, you can bet that the war between these two teams is FAR from over! Not only did we see a great match, but just WHO was that mystery man helping the NX faction? I have to agree Rick, that he looks mighty familiar, on top of looking just mighty, but I can’t put my finger on it… And what about the surprise appearance of Airborn, coming straight out of NOWHERE and FLATTENING Gil Crowley? I guess he was getting a little revenge for Underdogg, who speaking of which, would like to thank all the hundreds and hundreds of fans who have been sending in their best wishes toward a speedy recovery… so that he can come back and teach the TSK a thing or two!… I’m informed ladies and gentlemen that the delay before our next match will come to an end soon as we should be getting a new table out here, as well as new audio equipment, so thank you for your patience…

<Two burly men carrying a table arrive at ringside and place it to the side of the destroyed table. Rick and Dave take off their headsets, and put on the new ones on the new table, taking a seat as they do so.>

[Richards]- Well we’re ready to rock again, and I have a bad feeling that we have more of the same coming up in our next match, that I’m told will now be taking place due to Smokin John’s recent arrival.

[Deyo]- As a matter of fact, we’re ready to get underway…

<The shot switches to the ring.>

[Pattera] - Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a special handicap match. About to enter the ring area...

<"We Are The Champions" begins playing as "Better Than You" Brian Collins makes his way to the ring. The fans are still indifferent to this PW newcomer.>

[Pattera] - weighing in at 229 lbs. from Dublin, Ireland...here is "Better Than You" Brian Collins!!!

<There is virtually no response from the fans as Collins enters the ring, climbs the turnbuckles and raises his arms.>

[Richards] - This guy really needs to make sure that he doesn't break his arm patting himself on the back.

[Pattera] - And his tag team partner...

<The playground song "Beans, Beans" begins playing as the enormous Brad Oldfield steps through the curtain. The fans near the back appear to be gagging as Oldfield waddles towards the ring.>

[Pattera] - weighing in at 513 lbs. from parts unknown...

[Richards] - Parts unknown? It smells like he's from the dump!

[Pattera] - here is "B.O." Brad Oldfield!!!

<Pattera walks over to the corner as if he's going to throw up and Brian Collins begins to rant and rave.>

[Collins] - There's no way in the world that I'm teaming with this fat, smelly piece of rubbish!

<B.O. ignores the actions of Collins and walks into the ring. He raises his flabby arms to the crowd and Collins collapses to the mat.>

[Deyo] - Something has to be done about Oldfield! We need some rules about personal hygiene.

[Richards] - It smells like this guy's been working out. I think he swims 20 laps in a cess pool!

[Pattera] - <coughing and gagging> And their opponent...

<"Some Heads Are Gonna Roll" by Judas Priest begins playing as the PW-tron shows a police car at the back of the arena. The lights are flashing and the door is wide open, but there's nobody in sight. The Smokin Bombshells walk down the aisle way and stop in the middle of the ramp. Hellraiser Dave Carson, Livewire Gil Crowley, and "The Natural" Lawrence Watts appear and walk under a bridge of babes. They stop about 20 feet from the ring as the smell of B.O. is too much for them.>

[Pattera] - weighing in at 288 lbs. from Badstreet, Atlanta, GA...here is Smoooookin John Haaaayyyyeeeessss!

<The crowd is looking everywhere but can't find the last member of TSK. Finally a smoke bomb goes off in front of TSK and multi-colored smoke fills the ringside area. Collins and Oldfield are looking over the top ring rope for Smokin John but they don't see him.>

[Deyo] - Hey! Look over there!

<Hayes comes running out from the crowd in his prison garb with broken around his wrists. The smoke clears and Hellraiser points his finger for Oldfield and Collins to look behind themselves.>

[Deyo]- It's Smokin John and Collins and B.O. have no clue. They turn around and Hayes charges- Double clothesline with the cuffs on Collins and Oldfield!

[Richards] - Great move by John but he needs to get those broken cuffs off before the ref sees them and disqualifies him.

[Deyo] - That's exactly what he's doing. He walks over the ropes and "The Natural" rips the cuffs off his wrists! Damn that guy is strong!

[Richards] - He has to one of the strongest if not THE strongest men in this sport. Though I’m almost surprised that Hayes even seemed to care at ALL about a DQ…

[Deyo] - Referee Ken Butler is trying usher Collins out of the ring so we can get this match started but Smokin won't let him. He wants this to be a 2 on 1, not a tag team style handicap match. Hayes with a whip into the ropes and goes for a clothesline...Collins ducks under and bounces off the ropes again...flying cross body block! A cover... ONE...and a huge kickout. Hayes with two fingers to the eyes of Collins and a DDT!

[Richards] - But here comes Oldfield with an axehandle to the back of Hayes. He picks up Hayes and a big body slam.

[Deyo] - Maybe this unorthodox team does have some chemistry? Collins with a leg drop on Hayes...another cover...ONE...and a kickout. Hayes up to his feet and Oldfield charges...back body drop and B.O. crashes to the arena floor.

[Richards] - This is where he needs to watch out for the rest of TSK.

[Deyo] - It doesn't look like it cause they don't want to get near that smelly thing. Collins rushes at John and is met with a devastating power slam. Hayes gets to his feet and begins to tear at the top of his prison uniform. The top of the overalls are ripped off and Hayes looks ready to fight!

[Richards] - Collins staggers to his feet as Smokin John is now perched on the top turnbuckle...

[Deyo] - Flying clothesline by Hayes! A cover...ONE...TWO...and Hellraiser has just pulled Ken Butler out of the ring! He dusts off the shirt of Butler and helps him back into the ring. Smokin grabs the hair of Collins and sets him up for...a jumping piledriver!

[Richards] - He must have leaped 3 feet off the mat!

[Deyo] - Oldfield is finally coming to and rolls back into the ring. Hayes runs off the ropes and nails B.O. with a dropkick to the groin. The fat man crumbles to the mat and Hayes quickly puts him into a camel clutch. Butler is asking B.O. if he's had enough.

[Richards] - But Double D has jumped onto the ring apron and is distracting the ref! Smokin John could have won but she's costing him the match!

[Deyo] - Collins is up and he breaks the hold with a kick to the back of the neck. Hayes is down. Collins is stomping away at Hayes while regaining his composure. Collins with a whip into the ropes and a big hip toss. He runs off the ropes and a somersault splash on Hayes... <The crowd cheers at the nice move> a cover...ONE...TWO...kickout.

[Richards] - That was a great move by Collins. He caught him off guard and almost ended the match.

[Deyo] - Oldfield is climbing the ropes and it looks like he going for a frog splash on Hayes...Oh No!  Smokin John rolls out of the way and nobody's home. Hayes up and here's a standing side kick to the chin of Collins. B.O. and B.C. are down in the middle of the ring next to each other. Hayes climbs the turnbuckles and down with a huge double elbow on both men!

[Richards] - I'll give Hayes credit, he sure knows how to handle himself in the ring. Wrestling like this, he has a great chance of winning the World Title in the Triple Threat match!

[Deyo] - You're right about that Rick, but don't forget that Oldfield and Collins aren't in the same league as Absolute Zero and Herald.

[Richards] - You got me on that one. Hayes is looking into the stands. I think he's looking for the cops!

[Deyo] - Quickly, Hayes grabs Oldfield. He picks him up from behind and sets him on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd.

[Richards] - That's an amazing test of strength just to LIFT the 500 pounder!

[Deyo] - Now Smokin John grabs Collins and sets him up in the same position in the corner to the right. He's still looking into the crowd. Smokin John climbs to the middle rope and applies a full nelson on Collins! He's lifting up Collins in the full nelson...and down with a face first power slam!!!

[Richards] - I've never seen that before! This is it...the cover... ONE... TWO... THR... Livewire pulls out referee Ken Butler again! Is this the beginning of a TSK breakup?

[Deyo] - I’m not sure Rick, but I THINK that these guys want Hayes to keep beating on these two men! Smokin looks again to the crowd with concerned look. He rushes over to Oldfield as Collins lays prone in the middle of the ring on his stomach. Hayes to the middle turnbuckle...he wraps his arms around the huge girth of B.O...Belly to Back Superplex onto Collins!!!

[Richards] - I guarantee you Collins has broken ribs!!!

[Deyo] - Hayes spits on the two men as he stands above them. He places one foot on the two as the referee Ken Butler counts...ONE...TWO...THREE.

<The bell rings as Smokin John Hayes quickly rolls out of the ring. The Smokin Bombshells and the rest of TSK form a wall around Hayes as they hurry to the back.>

[Pattera] - Your winner...Smokin John Haaaaaaayes!

[Deyo] - Hayes made relatively quick work of the two but I'm sure the Triple Threat Title match won't be nearly as easy!

[Richards] - Right you are but what did Hayes keep looking into the stands for? It looked like he was a little preoccupied.

[Deyo] - I don't know but I'm sure we'll find out sooner or later. He’d better hope that he dosn’t have to continue looking over his shoulder come PPV time though, or Zero and Herald may just make short work of him.

[Richards]- I don't know about you, but I'm thinking that John's looking pretty good for the upcoming Pay Per View. The only question mark left now really is whether or not that he'll have what it takes to do what he did to these rookie and carry it over to a pair of seasoned veterans the likes of Absolute Zero and Herald.

[Deyo]- That's one that we'll have to wait and see for, but if John has TSK at ringside, then it will most definitely tip the scales in his favor, ESPECIALLY if Snowblind should be banned from ringside! You can't forget about the mystery man Herald however- We've not seen much of him since Kill 'Em All, but you can be sure that we'll be seeing more of him from here to the PPV. Up next though we'll be seeing tonight's Main Event, where the Trans-World Champion, Zack "The Blue Thunder" Logan will be going one-on-one against the TSK powerhouse, "The Natural" Lawrence Watts.

[Richards]- That's right Dave, We'll be seeing a WHOLE lot of power on both ends, as both of these big men are two of the PW's strongest competitors! I'll have to give the edge to Watts in terms of sheer strength, but the ring experience and plain diversity of "The Blue Thunder" should more than balance "The Natural"'s advantage in the power department.
 
<"Go For The Throat" by Y & T plays...>

[Deyo]- And it sounds like we're ready for tonight's main event already!

[Pattera]- Coming first down the aisle, led to the ring by Legs, from the Wrong Side of The Tracks, weighing in at 295 pounds, here is "The Natural" Lawrence Watts!!!

<Legs of the Smokin Bombshells parts the curtain and begins her walk down the aisle, stopping at the whistles and catcalls of fans.>

[Richards]- The fans are getting an eyeful here tonight! Legs looking absolutely stunning!

<Watts then makes his way through the curtain, puts his arm around her, and the pair make their way toward the ring as the fans boo them, throwing an odd piece of debris. The odd pocket of fans cheer "The Natural" on. "Beautiful People" by Marliyn Manson plays... The crowd cheers and gets to its feet, as packs run to either side of the aisle.>

[Pattera]- And his opponent, from St. Louis, MO, weighing in at 342 pounds, here is the Planet Wrestling Trans-World Champion, he is Zack "The Blue Thunder" Logan!!!

<The crowd is cheering wildly. One holds a sign that says "Naturally RETARDED Lawrence Watts". Zack makes his way from behind the curtain and up to the ring. He climbs up on the apron, then turns and performs his crotch chop for the fans.>

[fans]- SMEG OFF!!

<Zack enters the ring and walks to a camera, giving it his two-fingered "smeg off" sign. He walks away from the camera, and we get a good view of the ring. The bell sounds.>

***Zack "The Blue Thunder" Logan vs. "The Natural" Lawrence Watts***

[Deyo]- We're getting underway here, but you have to notice that the rest of TSK, though not at ringside now, ARE in the building tonight. Of course, so are the AngelKillers, so it should be interesting to see what happens. The two are just circling now... Oh what's this? "The Natural" POSING for the crowd and showing off those gorilla arms of his! This man's phisique is so muscular that it's almost grotesque! Just LOOK at him!

[Richards]- Well, it doesn't look like Zack's impressed either... Watts STILL posing! This is just silly... Finally getting to business as they're circling- Locking up! Logan has shown his power before, but I don't know if he'll be able to match power for power against "The Natural"...

[Deyo]- Not this time at least as Watts just shoved Logan off and into the corner with authority! Watts in there quick with a boot to the midsection! Watts now- RAMS the shoulder into Zack's midsection! And another! Lawrence Watts taking over from the start here and wasting no time whatsoever to really take it to the Trans-World Champ! Irish whip into the opposite corner and Logan hits hard! Watts charging in- NO! Logan got the boot up in the face of Watts and Watts is looking dizzy! Logan up to the second rope- LEVELS him with a flying clothesline! What a MOVE!

[Richards]- He took Watts to the mat with that one, THAT'S for sure! Logan pulling himself to his feet... Off the ropes now- Drops the leg! Logan up again and scooping Watts off the mat- Slams him down! Logan... He's scaling the ropes- MOONSAULT!

[Deyo]- NO!! Watts rolled out of the way at the last second! Logan tried to catch "The Natural" offguard in the early goings of the match, but Watts was able to avoid the high-risk maneuver! Both men getting to their feet and it's Watts up- Boots Logan back down to the mat and now he's stomping at his entire body! Logan taking a whole lot of punishment- But it's Adam Kent in there for the break as Zack Logan managed to make it to the safe haven of the ropes! "The Natural" being backed off now and Logan is getting himself back to his feet- Wait- Natural shoved Kent aside- He's charging in- WO HO!! Logan just ducked and pulled down the top rope and Watts went FLYING out to ringside! Nice dodge by "The Blue Thunder"!

[Richards]- That it was Dave, and I'll tell you why: As powerful a guy as Zack is, he'll be wanting to use his more crafty aerial skills in this match if he's to gain any ground on the powerhouse Lawrence Watts. To tell the truth, I'm not so sure that anyone in Planet Wrestling is capable of matching Watts's pure power. But I can GUARENTEE you that there's men who can both outthink and outwrestle him, and I'll go out on a limb and say that "The Blue Thunder" is one of them.

[Deyo]- You're not kidding! From what we've seen of Watts so far, he doesn't seem to be the brightest member of TSK to be sure. Wait a second, I’m getting word that there’s something going on in the back and we have a camera on the scene, we’re going to it now-

<The scene cuts to somewhere in the back, where we  see Smokin John Hayes trying to fight off a few police officers, who are surrounding him with nightsticks. In fast-paced action, he takes a lunge at one of them and hits him to the floor, but another of the three comes in from behind and strikes John behind the knee with the club. Hayes falls, and he’s swarmed by the cops and we see him being cuffed, then the shot switches back to the ring.>

[Richards]- WOW! Did you SEE that?! That was GREAT! Smokin John finally getting HIS! Right ON!

[Deyo]- Indeed I did see it, and from the reaction of the fans, they saw it on the PW-Tron too! They’re on their feet and LOVED what they saw! Back to ringside now as Watts finally getting to his feet really slowly as he tries to get his bearings... Logan from the inside- catapult over the top- flying bodypress- RIGHT on target! Logan now rolling Watts back into the ring and he's up on the apron- Springboard off the top rope!!- Splash onto Watts! But Watts turns it over with the momentum! 1-2- Logan flips it! 1-2- NO! Watts manages to get the shoulder up!

[Richards]- Close call there for "The Natural"! He rolled with the momentum of the splash from Zack Logan, but almost was taken by surprise when Zack rolled the press over a second time. But we're seeing Zack beating Watts to his feet again, and if he can keep this up, he could prove that Watts truly ISN'T worthy of getting that Trans-World title shot. You know, I always find it incredible to see someone the size of Zack pulling off those moves Dave. It's almost as if he's a huge commercial liner taking it to the air. Absolutely amazing.

[Deyo]- I have to agree with you there Rick: And it's just that diversity that has allowed him capture the gold. Logan now setting him up- flips him over- Inverted, tombstone-style piledriver! Absolutely devastating! Logan has really turned things around here. And look at the fans, they're absolutely loving it!

<The picture cuts to show a quick shot of the fans cheering and screaming, then it cuts back to the ring, showing Logan with Watts in his clutches.>

[Deyo]- And Logan now following up with a chinlock. And "The Blue Thunder" really wrenching it on, and now digging his knee into "The Natural"'s back. Letting the hold go and leaning the elbow into Watts's shoulder! And just look at the face of Watts! You can tell that he's really hurting from that- Wait- Watts with a handful of hair- FLIPS Logan over his shoulder! Logan shaking the cobwebs but Watts is up quick and pulling Logan up... Irish whip by Watts- Logan off the ropes- BIG Powerslam by Watts! The cover! 1- NO! Watts didn't even get a 2-Count that time! And it's Watts up again and stomping the life out of Zack! Zack's trying to make it to the ropes again.... Yes! Adam Kent backing Watts off, but Watts right back in there again- He has Logan by the legs?! What on earth are we going to see here? Hooks his legs under his arms-drops back- OH! He just used his momentum to CLOTHESLINE Zack's neck across the underside of the bottom rope!

<The fans are booing.>

[Richards]- Ironic that for what might be his most technical move of the night, that "The Natural" would choose something that is totally against the rules. I swear that if someone lent this guy a brain that he'd be dangerous! I mean, just look at the guns on that man!

[Deyo]- There's no question that Watts is in fact one of the more muscular athletes the wrestling world has ever seen, but his and TSK's seeming OVER-willingness to break the rules is just deplorable, if you ask me! Nonetheless, it's still Watts in control of the action now... Picking Logan up- Slams him down in the middle of the ring! Drops the elbow! Watts quick to his feet again and pulling "The Blue Thunder" up with him- Standing waistlock applied- Belly to belly suplex by Watts!

[Richards]- He just CRUSHED the oxygen out of Logan's lungs with that one. Watts may not have the greatest technical wrestling skills in the PW, but he sure can use that power.

[Deyo]- There's no argument there Rick. Watts now taking a moment to pose to the crowd!

<The crowd boos at him.>

[Deyo]- Watts now pulling Logan up- WAIT! Logan rolls him up! 1-2-NO!!! Logan almost got the pin there as he once again in this match caught "The Natural" napping! Watts now up and looking frustrated! He's picking Logan up- scoops him up off his feet! Woah Ho! Watts has Logan in a gorilla press!

[Richards]- That's almost 350 pounds that he's repeatedly pressing up there Dave!

[Deyo]- Watts walking over to the ropes with him- Tosses him to the floor at ringside!! And Logan may be hurt here folks! He's holding his ribs...

[Richards]- And if previous matches are of any indication, then he might have more trouble than "The Natural" on his hands soon. I'm referring, of course, to interference from the rest of TSK. They've been conspicuous in their absence so far, but on the other side of the coin, so have the rest of New Generation X, though I can't say that I expected to see IceBerg make an appearance after what happened to him in tonight's opening match! As a matter o'fact, even if he HADN'T been pummeled by Absolute Zero and Snowblind to the point of possible injury, I wonder if he'd have been helping Zack out anyway, considering that Zack and the rest of New Generation X left him out in the cold, so to speak.

[Richards]- You're right Rick, but all things considered, the rest of TSK as well as the NX AngelKillers might just have taken a few too many lumps in their matches earlier tonight. And we can't forget the appearance tonight of who we can only speculate was NX’s big surprise that they’d been mentioning recently! I have a pretty strong feeling that if we don't see that guy again here tonight that we'll be seeing him in the coming weeks at PW events!

[Deyo]- You raise some good points there, Rick. Back to the action now it's Lawrence Watts now distracting referee Adam Kent to stop the count and going back to the outside to deliver some more punishment to Zack Logan. Watts over to Zack and lifting him up with a handful of hair- OH!! Sent him into the steel ring steps! Zack Logan in a whole lot of trouble here and it looks like things are about to get worse as "The Natural" Lawrence Watts is now lifting the protective covering of the mats and ringside!

[Richards]- One can only imagine what he intends to do with that exposed concrete floor!

[Deyo]- I'm sure that I can think of a few things! Zack's trying to get to his feet but tugging at the ring apron, but here comes Watts! Watts helping Logan to his feet via a handful of hair- OW! Big shot to the kidney there by "The Blue Thunder"! Watts is stunned! Kneelift by Logan! Double sledge onto the back of Watts! And the crowd here in the Dome is on its feet! Logan setting him up- up and- POWERBOMB!!! The crowd is going totally insane!! Logan shaking the cobwebs out, and now he's rolling Watts back in before the 10-count! And Logan following him in... Yes! Kent ruling that he made it in time! Logan with the momentum now- He has Watts... Lifts him into a vertical suplex!! It's "The Blue Thunder" now showing off some of HIS strength as he's just holding Lawrence Watts up there and letting the blood rush down to his head! Aaaaaaaand- DOWN! Logan now with a cover... 1... 2... NO! Watts somehow manages to kick out! Watts taking some CONSIDERABLE punishment here, but obviously isn't willing to take the fall quite yet!

[Richards]- Yeah, you have to hand it to both men: They've been taking it as much tonight as they've been dishing it out, that's for sure.

[Deyo]- But Logan still on the warpath! Irish whip to the ropes by Logan- Watts off the ropes- Running clothesline by "The Blue Thunder"! But I can't believe it! Watts is still on his feet!

[Richards]- He doesn't look too steady though!

[Deyo]- Zack Logan off the ropes- clothesline by Zack and that sends Watts to the outside! The crowd is going completely retarded! Watts down on the outside and Zack climbing to the top! He's perched up there- jumps- LANDS the flying elbow drop to the outside!!!! What an AMAZING high-risk move, and he NAILED IT!!! Zack wasting no time with rolling Watts back into the ring! Zack up onto the mat and through the ropes- he has Watts! Setting him up! It could be Thundercracker time!!! Wait just a second! Here come "Hellraiser" and "Livewire"! Just listen to this crowd boo for those two! And I think Logan got the picture and sees them in the aisle- OH! Big sledgehammer forearm to the back of Watts sends him to the canvas!! Zack over to the ropes and bringing the TSK tag champs to the attention of Kent!

[Richards]- Both Zack Logan and Kent looking over toward Crowley and Carson and telling them to get the hell out of there!.. I'm seeing Crowley, Carson and Watts in this picture Dave, but interestingly enough there’s NO Smokin’ John Hayes… But for THAT matter, where’s the rest of NX?!

[Deyo]- I'm not sure Rick. "The Blue Thunder" turning around as Watts is trying to push himself up- Zack in there with a kneelift to the midsection! Zack setting him up- THUNDERCRACKER!!! Zack calling for Kent to come over so that he can cover-

<The deafening sound of a huge explosion going off can be heard, and a large cloud of smoke floods the ring.>

[Deyo]- NO!!! NOT AGAIN!! <He coughs> Smoke is filling the ring ladies and gentlemen, as well as the ringside area and I can't see ANYTHING! Rick, are you still there?!

[Richards]- I haven't move a muscle Dave, but I can't see anything either, and I'll tell you one thing- There ain't a fan here who's happy with this turn of events!

[Deyo]- You're not kidding Rick. Saying that I can barely see is something that our viewers at home can appreciate, but I have to make it clear that I can barely HEAR a thing: These fans are absolutely deafening! Wait... I think- Yes! The smoke in the ring is clearing up and I'm seeing Adam Kent, but where are Watts and Zack Logan?! Just a moment, there's someone lying in the ring- It's Logan, so where's Watts?! And where did "Hellraiser" and "Livewire" go?! The smoke almost clear and "The Natural" and the rest of TSK, not to mention ANY member of NX besides Zack there are anywhere to be seen...  Adam Kent doesn't look like he quite knows WHAT to do... But he's starting a 10-count now for Watts! And what's this?... It looks like lettuce, mustard and ketchup all over the ring?... Oh, and there's our answer I guess:

<We see that Zack is on the mat and looking completely unconscious. Written sloppily across his chest in what looks to be mayonnaise, are the words "TSK WAS HERE".>

[Deyo]- Now this is just disgusting. Zack's unconscious in the ring and it looks like there's really NO question about who's responsible for this atrocious act. Something HAS to be done ladies and gentlemen: TSK must be stopped... But it's looking like we're out of time for tonight's PW Throttle, be sure to join us for Shockwave! For Rick Richards and Planet Wrestling, this is David Deyo. Goodnight!