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[The PW Shockwave Theme Music plays as a series of recorded clips of PW wrestlers fighting flash by, then the camera begins to shake, as if it's mounted on a tripod during an earthquake. The shots shake around more and more uncontrollably, until everything is a blur. At precise the moment when nothing is recognizable on the screen anymore, the Planet Wrestling SHOCKWAVE logo appears with a rumble. The shot then cuts to the interior of the Planet Dome, shot from a sweeping aerial view, that shows off a jam-packed arena of cheering fans complete with their many signs held up over their head, and fireworks going off near the entranceway and the ring area. The shot then cuts to the ringside announcer's table, where announcers David Deyo and his colleague Rick Richards are seated.]

Dave - Hello ladies and gentlemen, and I'd like to be the first to officially welcome you to a brand new Millennium of Planet Wrestling!! History is being made tonight as you're witnessing the first card to usher in this new year: Welcome to PW Shockwave! I'm David Deyo and with me is Rick Richards- and have an incredible lineup for you here tonight on Shockwave!

Rick - That's right Dave: We'll be seeing Demonknight making his Planet Wrestling debut as he takes on the always-exciting Airborn! Xander will be looking for his first PW win against Justice of "The American Way", which will be followed by Justice's partner, Truth going toe-to-toe with the newcomer OutCast! Then we'll be shifting gears into tag team action as we'll be seeing the TSK team of "The Natural" Lawrence Watts and one half of the PW Tag Team Champions duke it out against the hot-off-the-presses team: The Nine Inch Males! And for a dose of the extreme, we'll have the PW Extreme Champion himself "Iceberg" Kevin Hall seeing the extremely huge "Obese" Hank Albert in singles action!... But wait: there's MORE! A special Shockwave DOUBLE MAIN EVENT to kick off the Y2K will first see PW World Heavyweight Champ Smokin John Hayes in action against the "Heartbeat of Canada" Ken Jansen in a non-title match! And not to be outdone, the one that EVERYONE'S been talking about: the other half of the Tag Champs,  "Hellraiser" Dave Carson will be facing NX's "Black Thunder" Zed Logan!!

Dave - So stick with us folks, this one's going to be great, and we're going to be starting things off with a match you're NOT going to want to miss as we kick the new Millennium off with a sprinkle of the extreme! Up next, Blizzard will be returning to action against the skyrocketing "Ice Man" Matt Michea-

[We see first one, then many orange and yellow leaflets, followed by shimmering golden glitter fall into the shot.]

Dave - And speaking of sprinkling, what the heck is this all about?

[Rick Richards snatches a downward-floating yellow leaflet out of the air.]

Dave - Well?

Rick - Well, looks like we're getting a little "sneak preview" message from newcomer Ken Jansen, Dave. If we can get a camera in here to see this...

[The shot switches to a close-up of the sheet. It manages to focus in, and written in bold print are the words "HAYES CAN'T WIN - JANSEN CAN'T LOSE - BELIEVE THE HYPE".]

Rick - As you can see, it's looking like Ken Jansen may be getting a bit overconfident about his match against the champ tonight...... Well, while we wait for crews to clean up this mess from inside the ring, let's talk a bit more about tonight's first matchup, between Michaels and Blizzard. Dave?

[The shot momentarily cuts to an overhead shot of the arena, where we see that all kinds of coloured leaflets and gold glitter are slowly making their way toward the floor.]

Dave - Well Rick, I don't think that I have to tell you that there's been a buzz about this one ever since it was announced, Rick: This one's been highly anticipated from the very moment that the front-office announced it would be taking place!

Rick - And it's no wonder, Dave: with Michael's incredible showing at Zero Tolerance and on last Throttle when he took on two matches in the same night, everyone's been asking themselves just how good Matt is and just how far he can go if he puts his mind to it! But he'll be having a match tonight which may just rival the toughness of his Extreme match at the Pay Per View, since he'll be facing the OTHER reason that this match has been highly anticipated, and by far his toughest opponent to date: Blizzard!

Dave - You're not kidding, Rick: Blizzard hasn't been in PW competition since it opened- his last match was the memorable and controversial confrontation between he and the AWOL Katsu Suzuki of the mysteriously absent Nihonjin Connection... But speaking of controversy, WHO could possibly forget the role Blizzard played in that Extreme match at the Zero Tolerance Pay Per View?  This will be a test for Michaels to say the least Rick!

Rick - He's demonstrated some nearly inhuman endurance before, Dave. Problem is, so has his opponent for tonight: Blizzard has been in some of the most grueling match in the E-WCW's and professional wrestling's history, and in a good many of them, he's come back from being clubbed with everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink! I'll have to give the edge to Blizzard tonight, considering his heavy experience in the realm of the extreme...

Dave - I don't know: I wouldn't count out Matt Michaels quite yet. But it's looking like things are getting cleaned up in the ring, so let's get to Jim Pattera to start of the new millennium!!

[The bell rings.]

Pattera - Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's first match is an extreme rules match and scheduled for ONE fall......

["Thunderkiss 65" by White Zombie plays... The crowd instantly rises to its feet. Blizzard steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!!]

Pattera - Coming first down the aisle, weighing in at 390 pounds, from Denver, Colorado, he is Bliiizzaaard!!!!!!!!!!

[Blizzard slaps the hands of the fans as he makes his way to the ring.]

Pattera - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time,

[Blizzard's music cuts "Sexy Boy" begins... the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]

Pattera - …coming from San Antonio, Texas, standing 6'1", weighing 247 pounds, let's hear it for "Ice Man" Maaatt Miiichaaaeeels!!!

[Matt Michaels walks out from behind the curtain and down toward the ring... Out of the curtain behind him, walks Kevin Hall who. Michaels gets up on the apron and steps inside the ring. Hall makes his way to ringside...]

Dave - We're seeing Kevin Hall joining Michaels once again, and the referee wzrning him not to get involved, but otherwise it looks like Hall is going to be staying for the duration of the match...

The bell rings.]

Rick - They're circling...

Dave - C'MON! Get to it! The fans want their taste of EXTREME!!! And a gouge to the eyes by The Ice Man!

Rick - It's not a fancy move, but in a dog-eat-dog match like this, it does the trick, Dave... Michaels not afraid to use all he can to get yet another win here against Blizzard, so that  he can add to his already impressive record. The Ice Man now- applies a headlock and... BULLDOGS Blizzard to the ground!

Dave - I remind you that things could indeed get ugly in  this no-holds-barred contest folks. Both men now slow to their feet... And it's Blizzard up first and bringing Matt Michaels up to his feet the hard way- Headbutt by Blizzard sends Matt Michaels back down to eat the canvas! Matt Michaels looks hurt and it's not even very far into this match... Blizzard- WOW! Standing shooting star press by Blizzard down onto Michaels!!! The cover: 1-2- Kickout by Michaels! Unbelievable!

Rick - It never ceases to amaze me when a man of Blizzard's size pulls off a move like that! No WONDER the guy's a former Extreme Champion.! Blizzard to his feet first and he has The Ice Man by the ankle- Spinning toe hold applied! The Ice Man struggling! Blizzard drops the elbow! Blizzard is moving back to his feet. Blizzard sends Michaels to the ropes... Blizzard with the clothesline! Closed fists to the face of Michaels! Blizzard's really going to town on him!!!

Dave - Side headlock now applied by Blizzard. Matt Michaels shoves him off and sends him into the ropes. Blizzard puts on the brakes- and  with a snapmare take down! Blizzard picking The Ice Man off the mat and setting him up in the corner. Blizzard going to the top- Tornado DDT by Blizzard!!! The Ice Man pushing himself up- Blizzard HAULS him down with a lunging clothesline!

Rick - Michaels may want to get the license plate number on THAT truck...

Dave - Blizzard getting to his feet- But it's Matt Michaels this time dragging him right back down with a clothesline! This is some match we're seeing here. Both men are giving and taking an awful lot of punishment in this extreme rules matchup, but we've yet to see anything TOO over-the-top so far…. The Ice Man rolling on the mat toward Blizzard- OH! A rolling back elbow by Michaels landed DIRECTLY on Blizzard's nose! The Ice Man taking a second to catch his breath. Blizzard slow to get his footing back- But he's taken back down hard via a chop block by Michaels!

Rick - But it's Blizzard back up on his feet and he looks pissed!! Blizzard just stomping away at The Ice Man before he could get back up!! Blizzard comes down across the back of Michaels with a double axe handle!! Matt Michaels just can't make it to his feet! Oh NO! A crazed fan tossed in a chair and Blizzard has it! Laying it on the face of Matt Michaels- DROPS the leg! Covering: 1... 2... Michaels gets the shoulder up! Adam Kent getting that weapon out of there now, and that fan is being escorted out of the building ladies and gentlemen, but the rest of the fans in the Dome are going nuts over that chair shot! And it's Blizzard up first and bringing Matt Michaels to his feet the hard way- Clothesline by Blizzard- NO!! Matt Michaels throws him down to the mat with a big hip toss! Elbow drop by the Ice Man- Blizzard rolled out of the way! Now he's up to his feet- OH- DROPS the knee right into Matt's face!

Dave - One thing about Blizzard that's for certain is that he can take it up a notch in these types of matches, that's for sure!

Rick - Yeah, here his unorthodox style is even ENCOURAGED! Blizzard on top of The Ice Man and with a rake to the eyes! OH! And Michaels instinctively shoved him away. Both  men to their feet- Here we go with a tie up... Who's coming out on top Dave?

Dave - Well, Blizzard just shoved him away and now he's tattooing The Ice Man with chops!! So I'm gonna have to say Blizzard.

Rick - [sarcastically] Good call. [Back to his standard announcing tone] Matt Michaels's face is being slammed to the mat over and over by Blizzard!

Dave - This is crazy!! Blizzard pulling Michaels up now as he gets to his feet... Small package by Blizzard! 1-2- NO! Matt Michaels barely kicks out!

Rick - Michaels really fighting to stay alive here and he deserves some credit for staying alive even this long: he's out of his element here in this match and Blizzard practically BATHES in the extreme!…But they're on the mat now, Dave, but that's where Blizzard may be at a disadvantage. And ust listen to the fans, Dave: They're LOVING this match!!

Dave - They just love it when the PW takes it to the EXTREME!! Michaels still looks like he's nursing whatever it is he injured earlier in the match, Rick, and you have to ask yourself whether or not it was wise for him to take on another extreme match in the wake of not only the brutal beatings he took at Zero Tolerance, but also after his two matches at Throttle! Blizzard to his feet now and climbing the ropes... Blizzard on the top! Up and- NO!! Matt Michaels rolled out of the way in lots of time!!

Rick - He was just playing possum! Matt Michaels on his feet- stomping away at Blizzard!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you say so Dave?

Dave - No doubt about it, Rick: We have two top-notch competitors going at it in Extreme action in the PW. Does it GET any better than this? Blizzard getting to his feet and now it's The Ice Man quick to the top- OH!! Blizzard just bumped into the ropes and Matt Michaels landed on the top rope HARD!

Rick - He'll be singing soprano after that one!

Dave - You're not KIDDING! Matt Michaels down, but still having the guts to try to push himself to his feet.. Blizzard just waiting for him- OH! Quick shot to the kidney area there by Michaels! Blizzard down to the canvas, but sliding to the outside for a breather… What was I thinking?! He's going for a weapon!! Matt Michaels off the ropes- BASEBALL SLIDE SENDS Blizzard into the steel rail!! OUCH!! Matt Michaels now on the outside and tossing Blizzard back in and following him to the inside... Michaels- sligshot over the top rope and he landed the legdrop right across the chest of Blizzard! Great move! And the Ice Man is moving back to his feet. Blizzard seems to be having trouble getting on the offensive now and trying to push himself to his feet… Michaels just waiting for him… Blizzard up- Crossface chickenwing applied by Matt Michaels!! Blizzard struggling... Uses the ropes and powers out of it! Michaels was close to the win with that one…

Rick - Matt Michaels- My LORD hoists the near 400-pounder up into a fireman's carry!!- And he's going into an airplane spin! Michaels- Slams him down! Matt Michaels with his legs... going for the figure four- OH! Elbow drop onto the leg instead! It looks like The Ice Man may be softening him up for a submission, Dave.

Dave - You might be right, Rick. Matt Michaels to his feet- But Blizzard drags him right back down! Blizzard rolling himself over on top of Michaels- My GOD: He's FISH-HOOKING at The Ice Man's NOSE!!!

Rick - That's just DISGUSTING! Michaels bats Blizzard's hands away and shoves him off, but the damage has been done! Michaels bleeding from the nose, but there's absolutely nothing that he can do about it, Dave: this is an extreme rules match, and Blizzard's just taking advantage of that. He's not been seen in action in a while now, and I'd say he's going to do all he can for the win here tonight- even if it's something ugly like that! Both men are down and look absolutely exhausted! Hall at ringside and trying to encourage Michaels back up to his feet! The referee is starting the 10-count: 1..2..3...4...5...6..Sev- Blizzard finally up to his feet first!

Dave - Blizzard dives onto Michaels and applies a headlock. Wrenching it on tight! Matt Michaels's really struggling now and must be having added trouble breathing with the blood that's coming from that nostril! The Ice Man manages to slip out and shakes his head to clear the cobwebs. Blizzard with a stunned Ice Man and sets him up on the top turnbuclkle... Blizzard climbing the rope- he's going for a Superplex- Blocked! And Matt Michaels just shoves Blizzard off and to the canvas! Michaels now getting to his feet on the top! Blizzard slowly getting to his feet- Missile dropkick by Matt Michaels- but Blizzard just barely steps out of the way in time! Maybe Matt Michaels shouldn't have
tried for the high risk maneuver!

Rick - You may be right there, Dave, but considering the disadvantages he has in this match already, that may be what it'll take to take the big man down!

Dave - No argument there! Blizzard trying to get to his feet- But Matt Michaels drags him right back down with a blatant choke!! They never used to allow those to go by in the old days, but this is PW EXTREME and I think that Michaels is starting to really catch on!!! The hold finally released... But I don't think he's done yet... Michaels to the top once again- Blizzard to his feet and trying to get the air to his lungs again… He's going to the corner- He has Michaels! SLAMS him down onto the mat!

Rick - Once again we've seen Michaels go for the high-risk move tonight, and once again, we're seeing him pay the price: There's a REASON they call them high-risk moves folks, and Matt Michaels is finding out just why that is right now, as he's in the middle of the ring holding his lower back in pain!

Dave - You have to give Blizzard credit on that on though Rick- He's as tough as they come. Just look at him: he's still on his feet trying to get some oxygen, but nevertheless, he managed to toss Matt Michaels down from the turnbuckle.

Rick - I know what you mean, Dave: Say what you will about Michaels and his outstanding endurance, but I've seen the man who's standing take his fair share of punishment over his career too, and each and every time he comes back to the ring it never ceases to amaze me. He's a warhorse, that's for sure. And now he's on the offense again- picks Michaels up- again with the body slam!

Dave - Blizzard now going to the outside, but on the opposite side of the ring from Kevin Hall, and he has a chair folks! Blizzard back up on the apron and to the inside- The Ice Man getting to his feet, but Blizzard's winding up and waiting for his to turn around- Blizzard swings- Michaels caught the chair!! Boot to the midsection- Swinging neckbreaker by Michaels!!!

Rick - It's a good thing Michaels blocked that one, or he would have been a goner for SURE! Just look at him on the canvas- he's holding onto his hand and it's looking awfully sore, Dave. It somehow wouldn't surprise me if he's be joining Herald in the broken hand club, 'cause he looks like he's in an AWFUL lot of pain right now.

Dave - You may well be right, Rick. We know that Blizzard can rifle off those chair shots with the best of 'em, and Michaels is finding that out the hard way here so far.

Rick - And it's showing too- even after that neckbreaker, it's Blizzard moving first and once again rolling to the outside. Adam Kent taking the opportunity to get that steel chair out of harms way and to the outside before he starts the count, and it's Blizzard now looking under the ring for something…

Dave - Ladies and gentlemen, business looks like it may be about to pick up, as Blizzard has found a table under there and is now setting it up at ringside! Michaels up on his feet on the inside but look at Kevin Hall making his way toward Blizzard!! Adam Kent warning Hall to stay out of this as Blizzard making his way into the ring... Michaels though cutting him off at the pass and stomping away at Blizzard's back before he could get to his feet! Michaels mercilessly assaulting Blizzard here, but here's still holding onto his hand.

Rick - That may hurt him if this match progresses much further, Dave: let's just hope that the damage to it isn't too permanent... Pulling Blizzard up now with his good hand- flips him to the mat with a snapmare! OH!! And he just folded Blizzard in TWO with a seated dropkick right to the back of the head! Michaels looks like he may be trying to fulfill that prophecy of permanently injuring Blizzard here...

Dave - You may be right Rick, because it's Michaels now going to the outside in search of a weapon! He's grabbing a steel chair and he's back in there in a hurry- WAFFLES Blizzard with right in the head! Blizzard getting a taste of his own medicine here as Michaels opening up on Blizzard- OH! With another chair shot, this time to the back!

Rick - But look at this: Blizzard actually getting to his feet after those two shots!! He's actually LAUGHING at Michaels!!! JESUS- Michaels REALLY nailed him for that, but Blizzard still coming at him like the monster out of a cheap horror movie!! Michaels swings the chair again- Blizzard caught it! Tosses it down! He has Michaels by the hair- BIG headbutt rocks The "Ice Man"! Forearm shot to the face by Blizzard followed by a elbow to the side of the head! Michaels in trouble! Blizzard with a handful of hair again- Kneelift into the face of Matt Michaels! And a knee to the gut- Blizzard- DDT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! This could be it!

Dave - But Blizzard on his feet and not going for the cover! Blizzard off the ropes- DOWN with the legdrop, and the back of Matt Michaels' hea d was STILL on the back of the chair!! Blizzard covers: 1… 2… OH!!! I can't BELIEVE Michaels kicked out of that!!

Rick - You and me both, Dave: I was SURE that Blizzard had him! Blizzard looks a bit shocked too, but it's not slowing him down a bit! Blizzard looking for some means to put this man away… and I think he's just found it, Dave! He's pointing to the table he set up earlier at ringside and listen to the crowd cheer for it! There may be  a lot of Matt Michaels' fans in the crowd tonight, but each and every spectator here tonight is behind Blizzard for his taking this match to the next level, just to see what'll happen next!

Dave - Blizzard hauling Michaels up off of that chair and with a standing head scissors- powerbomb pickup and he's going toward the ropes aaaaaaaaaaaaand- OH!!!!!! BLIZZARD JUST TOSSED MATT MICHAELS OVER THE OP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE AND THROUGH THAT TABLE!!! This sold-out, capacity crowd is on its feet for the Extreme Icon, Blizzard!!

Rick - This is GREAT, Dave! Only in the PW will you see this kind of action!

Dave - You're not kidding! Blizzard going to the outside to pick up what's left of Michaels, but I don't think he'll be putting up any much more of a fight for tonight folks… Blizzard just rolling him back into the ring as Hall looks on from the opposite side of the squared circle at Blizzard.

Rick - He's well-aware at this point that there was no sense in trying to help the Ice Man out anymore tonight, Dave: the man's down for the count, just like pretty much anyone would be after being powerbombed to the outside through a table… Blizzard on the inside with the easy cover: 1… 2… 3.

[The bell rings and "Thunderkiss '65" plays…. The crowd is cheer fanatically.]

Pattera - Here is your winner… BLIZZARD!!!

[Blizzard grabs the steel chair and gets up on the top rope, raising his arms in victory as the crowd cheers him on. The shot cuts to the announcer's table.]

Dave - What a great match that was to kick off not only Shockwave, but also the new Millennium! And we have more great matches in store for you here tonight!

Rick - That's right Dave. It's a full card on Shockwave tonight, and our next match is sure to be an interesting one to say the least, as we see the skulking Demonknight in his PW debut against the much smaller fan-favorite, Airborn.

Dave - Hall's left ringside already, Dave, but I'm guessing that we may see him again before he laces the boots up for his own match tonight.

Rick - well dave, let's get to Jim Pattera and we'll see what happens…

[The bell rings.]

Pattera - This next match is a scheduled for one fall......

["I Will Survive" plays... The crowd gets to its feet.]

Pattera - Coming down the aisle, weighing 129 pounds, [Fans cheer as Airborn walks out] Aiiirbooorn!!!

[Airborn makes his way to the ring. "400 years" by Bob Marley starts to play A sign reads "Demonknight sucks!"]

Pattera - And his opponent, ladies and Gentlemen, from Kingston, Jamaica, accompanied to the ring by Shakkal, Introducing Demonknight!!

[Demonknight walks to the ring and climbs in. The bell rings.]

*** Airborn Vs Demonknight ***

Rick - Demonknight picks him up- Fisherman's Suplex! 1-2- Kick out! Impressive move there by Demon to start things off: he almost HAD him! Both men are on the mat and attempting to get the upper hand! Airborn on top and just WAILING on Demonknight!! Now Demon rolls him over and HE'S landing the punches! Airborn shoves him off! Airborn up in a burst- OH! Lands the standing moonsault!!

Dave - UnREAL!

Rick - Demonknight is moving back to his feet. Airborn slow to his feet... Airborn is caught off guard by a leg sweep from Demon, sending him to the mat.

Dave - Airborn looks stunned! Airborn looks like he might be hurt- the referee asking him if he wants to continue- HEY! Demon just kicked Airborn in the side! Airborn getting to his feet right away: It doesn't look like he's about to back down at ALL! They lock up- And Demonknight throws Airborn down to the mat with authority!

Rick - Demonknight is all over Airborn! He's choking him out!! Airborn won't be able to take that for long! Referee Adam Kent calling for the break! Demonknight right in there with a shoulder block sending Airborn to the mat. Demonknight driving a knee into the spinal area of Airborn's back!!

Dave - Demonknight climbing the turnbuckle! Demonknight perched up there as Airborn slowly gets to his feet. Airborn turning around- Suicide dive by Demonknight and he nails it!! This could be it!!!

Rick - Airborn's face is being slammed to the mat over and over by Demonknight!

Dave - Get in there ref!! What a match this has been so far!

Rick - Demonknight is just pummeling Airborn!

Dave - You're not kidding! Airborn is used to bigger opponents who he can out maneuver, Demonknight may be bigger but he's just as agile!

Rick - Here we go, Demonknight pulling Airborn to his feet.

Dave - Well, Airborn just shoved him away and now he's tattooing Demonknight with chops!! Airborn goes for the choke- NO!! Demonknight throws him down to the mat with a big hip toss! Demonknight jumps onto Airborn and hooks the leg! 1... 2!... Kickout by Airborn!

Rick - I thought he had him that time for SURE!

Dave - But Airborn still has some fight left in him from the looks of it... Demonknight now up to a knee and using the ropes to pull himself up... But Airborn up and charging- WOAH! Spin kick by Demonknight  takes Airborn off his feet in a hurry!

Rick -  Airborn desperately pulling on the ropes to get to his feet. Spinning heel kick by Demonknight sending Airborn to the mat! Pulling him up again now...

Dave - Neckbreaker drop by Demonknight. Demonknight pulls Airborn back to his feet- Headbutt by Airborn sends Demonknight down to eat the canvas! HO! But Demonknight taken down with spinning leg sweep from Airborn!

Rick - Demon trying to get himself to his feet... Airborn just waiting for him- Leg sweep by Demonknight sending Airborn flat on his back again! Demonknight has him by the wrist- Sends him to the turnbuckles with AUTHORITY! And Airborn hits hard!! DOWN to the mat he goes! Demonknight getting up for the follow up on that.

Dave - Demon lifting Airborn into position for something... DEVASTATES the neck of Airborn with an inverted piledriver. Demon covering- 1-2- NO! So close! Demonknight spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Airborn! That'll wake a body up! Demon's jumps on Airborn wrapping his legs around Airborn's waist. A back flip.. OH MY GOD! The BURIAL!!!!

Rick - Airborn is out cold!  Demon stands placing one foot on Airborn's chest.  Adam Kent with the count 1...2...3!

Pattera - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Deeemooonkniiight!!!

Rick - Once again we saw Airborn fighting hard in a losing effort, but what about this Demonknight guy? I have a feeling that he'll be going places in the PW, if he can just get his mind of Kevin Hall for a few minutes... And speaking of the Iceberg, I must admit that after all that's been going between he and Demonknight. I guess that maybe he IS done with the man.

Dave - But whether Demonknight is done with Hall or not is another question altogether…

Rick - Up next though, we have another interesting matchup, as we'll see one half of the tag team that upset the current tag champions in a non-title match that caused "Hellraiser" and "Livewire" to have to fight the AngelKillers in the dreaded scaffold match… I'm talking about Justice, ladies and gentlemen! And he'll be going up against a promising young talent out of Maryland, Xander. So without further delay, let's get to it!

[The bell rings.]

Pattera - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

["The Star Spangled Banner plays throughout the arena and some fans begin to chant "USA".]

Pattera - On his way down the Aisle from Washington, DC, weighing 245, he is Justiiiiice!!!

[Justice makes his way to the ring, waving an American flag. "Why I'm Here" by Oleander cuts in and all heads turn to the entrance.]

Pattera - And his opponent…

[Xander steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd goes absolutely insane!! ]

Pattera - Coming down the aisle, weighing 235 pounds, from Burkittsville, Maryland, Xaaandeeer!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xander walks to the ring. The bell rings]

*** Justice vs. Xander ***

Dave - Justice levels Xander with a foot to the face. Xander down to a knee.

Rick - Justice comes down across the back of Xander with a double axe handle!! Xander just can't make it to his feet! Xander moving back to his feet Justice scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Justice with a roll up. Adam Kent counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Dave - Too early in the match to put him away. Justice should have known better than that with his ring experience...

Rick - Justice picks him up in a fireman's carry, and drops him right on his face! And a  figure four attempt now by Justice. Justice really in a hurry to get things done, but Xander kicks him off quick.

Dave - Still, that could have been the end of Xander! Justice pulling Xander back to his feet. Test of strength, Xander has a slight advantage .... Justice coming back ... Knee to midsection! Justice scoops him up- POWER SLAMMM!! Cover by Justice ...1 ...2 ... Adam Kent is pointing to the ropes Xander has his foot on the ropes! Nice save!

Rick - Xander hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Justice, followed be a devastating forearm!!! Xander whips Justice into the ropes and follows in with a clothesline! Justice is stumbling... He's down and is out cold! Good moves by Xander!

Dave - What an awesome match!!!!

Rick - Good call! Justice needs to try for a comeback! Xander lifting Justice into position for something. He devastated the neck of Justice with a Tombstone type piledriver. Xander pulling him off the mat and setting him in the corner against the turnbuckles- Xander out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Justice went down in a heap! Justice though shaking his head moving to his feet. Xander kicks him back down! We're not seeing much offense from Justice, things are looking grim...

Dave - Justice is ROCKED with a big elbow! Pinning combination by Xander ...1 ...2 ... Justice grabs onto the ropes! I can't believe it Rick! We almost had a pin there!

Rick - Justice struggles back to his feet. Justice picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Justice catching a second wind here or SOMETHING! Justice dropping his knee across the back of Xander. And again!

Dave - Xander sure could use some help now! Boston crab being applied by Justice ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Rick - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Xander got out of there at the last second!

Dave - Justice with the hair of Xander.

Rick - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Xander slowly moving back to his feet Justice scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Dave - Xander climbing back to his feet, Justice moves in... Vertical Suplex! Justice with a lateral press Adam Kent ...1 ...2 ...OhHHHH!

Rick - That had to be two and seven eighths, Dave! Unreal!!! ANOTHER piledriver by Justice! If he keeps this up, we may never see Xander walk again!

Dave - Oh NO! Camel clutch applied by Justice! It could be all over here for Xander! Justice leaning back even further now. Xander's desperately reaching for the ropes, but simply can't make it! Wait, Justice breaks the hold!

Rick -  Looks like he didn't want to win it that way, Dave.

Dave - What could he hopping to achieve by this? OH dear god no! Justice drives an elbow into the top if Xander's skull!!! The man is trying to injure him! Justice covers him and hooks the leg as he salutes the crowd. Adam Kent counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Rick - Xander is writhing on the mat in sheer pain. Justice dives on to Xander and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the skull of Xander!

Dave - What an devastating series of punches!! Justice comes down across the back of Xander with a double axe handle!! Xander just can't make it to his feet!

Rick - Justice lifting Xander into position for something. He devastated the neck of Xander with a Tombstone piledriver. Justice's going for a boston crab again...

Dave - He's not gonna get it on Xander is still too quick! He has his arm on the ropes and Adam Kent backs Justice off.

Rick - Xander pulls himself back to his feet with the ropes. Justice taunting Xander a bit by encouraging the fans to chant "USA". OHHHHH Xander with a backhand!! What's Justice gonna say to that? He looks pissed! Xander out of no where with a dropkick to the knee! Justice went down quick!

Dave - Quick cover by Xander, ...1 ...2…

Rick - Justice has his foot on the ropes! So close. Xander pulling Justice back to his feet. Xander attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Justice tries for some of his own and Xander blocks and applies a standing armbar!

Dave - Justice isn't going to give up to that!

Rick - Xander charges in with a shoulder, which takes Justice off his feet. Xander with a handful of hair.

Rick - Looks like he's setting him up for something... corkscrew hurricanrana!! Justice moving back to his feet, but Xander lays him out him with a dropkick to the back of the head!!

Dave - Low blow by Justice- Xander's stopped in his tracks! Huge Bulldog by Justice may have broken some of Xander's teeth! Justice with a quick cover, but Xander kicks out before the one count! Boston crab being applied by Justice ... he's targeting the back again.

Rick - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Xander with a hand on the ropes again! Kent calls for the break! Xander hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power...

Dave - Xander comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Standing senton splash onto Justice. Xander off the ropes, legdrop across the throat. Xander brings him up, and a jab to the midsection. He spins Justice around, and backslides him for a pin. Kent counts… 1… 2- NO! Justice kicks out.

Rick - Xander springs back to his feet. Justice up to on a knee- SPEAR by Justice! Xander never saw that one coming! Justice comes down across the back of Xander with a double axe handle!! Justice pounding away at the lower back.

Dave - Justice measures him up… Xander is ROCKED with a big elbow to the lower back! Good string of moves by Justice.

Rick - Justice lifting Xander up, but Xander sent him reeling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Kick to the gut knocks Justice out of balance. Xander follows up with a running knee lift to take him down! Justice is up and stumbling- the pickup by Xander: CRADDLE PILEDRIVER! He calls that one the Rock Coffin Driver folks, and this match could be over!

Dave - Without a doubt, Rick! He can end this one right now if he wants, but it looks like Xander is going to be giving Justice a taste of his own medicine, and he ain't liking it! Xander lifts him to the top turnbuckle. Both men on the top… they're punching it out…  I can't believe Justice is trying to fight back... OH!!! Hurricane DDT by Xander!!!

Dave - I'm not so sure Justice can take much more punishment... Xander picking him up and it may be Rock Coffin Driver time for Justice once again!! Xander with the cradle on the leg- DOWN into the mat! This one's over for SURE if he wants it... Xander goes for the cover, Adam Kent counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!!

Pattera - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Xaaandeeer!!!

["Why I'm Here" by Oleander plays as the fans cheer on the victorious Xander. The shot cuts to the announcer's table.]

Dave - Xander coming up big with his first PW victory against one half of the American Way here tonight and in absolutely BRUTAL fashion as he delivers his Rock Coffin Driver cradle piledriver, not once but TWICE!

Rick - It's tough coming off a first match loss, Dave: the kid went toe-to-toe with Justice for a while there, and things went back and forth. When you add that to the loss against Esquire he suffered on Throttle, you can understand pretty  quick that the kid had something to prove, and he drove the message home by "putting the nails in the coffin", so to speak.

Dave - That he did, Rick. That he did. Coming up next though, we'll see if Truth can fare better on his own that his partner Justice did, as the other half of The American Way will be squaring off against the newcomer known only as OutCast! This one should exciting, so sit tight!

[The bell rings]

Pattera - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Pattera - ["The Star Spangled Banner" plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Washington, DC, weighing 237 he is Truth!!!

[Truth makes his way to the ring. "Triumph" by Wu Tang Clan starts to play... The crowd is on they're feet for OutCast. ]

Pattera - And his opponent, ladies and gentlemen, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Introducing OuuutCaaast!!!

[The chants overpower the announcement as OutCast walks to the ring and slides in.]

Rick - OutCast is taking over from the start with a series of chops and kicks! Set up for a neckbreaker, OutCast pulls it off and drops Truth like a bad habit!

[The bell rings.]

*** Truth vs. OutCast ***

Dave - Repeated chops to the chest by OutCast! Down goes Truth. Half Crab applied by OutCast. Truth struggling to get out of it- he grabs the rope and the referee calling for the break. OutCast rolls Truth onto his stomach- Folds his legs up- STF there by OutCast!

Rick - Nice work there by OutCast! But Truth with a hand free- GRABS that bottom rope and the hold is broken! Both men lying on the canvas to take breather... But just listen to those PW fans cheering for them to get up!

Dave - They want to see more action and you can bet that OutCast and Truth are game! Say what you will about OutCast's lack of PW experience, but he's getting up again and he just keeps coming at Truth! DOWN with the kneedrop! Covering: No! Barely a one count.

Rick - Truth is up first to his feet, but OutCast takes him back down in a hurry with a sweep to the legs!

Dave - He's not going ANYWHERE! OutCast back on his feet- stomping away at Truth!! OutCast is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Rick - Truth just BARELY got out of it! He's lucky! OutCast picks him up in a fireman's carry, and drops him right on his face! OutCast with the momentum now.

Dave - OutCast on him quick- Armbar submission applied!!! Can Truth make it to the ropes?.... WOW! Roll-up by Truth! 1-2- OutCast kicks out! How on EARTH did Truth come up with that counter? Amazing!! You have to wonder what's going through their minds at a time like this Rick- They've been through a lot to get to this match, and neither man is going to want to take a loss at this point! Both men now with a hold on each other and rolling around in an attempt to get the upper hand! Truth on top and just WAILING on OutCast!! OutCast shoves him off! And it's Truth springing to his feet! Senton splash!

Rick - Truth getting to his feet- But OutCast drags him right back down! OutCast quick to his feet- Drops the elbow! Up again- down with another elbow! Up quick AGAIN- A THIRD elbow drop! Both men looking tired after that series of explosive moves... Both men on the mat again- OutCast on top and just WAILING on Truth!! Now Truth rolls him over and HE'S landing the punches! OutCast shoves him off!

Dave - But Truth lunges back on top of OutCast!! Truth just hammering away on OutCast with a flurry of punches!! OutCast rolls him over again now and HE'S landing punches like a machine! Truth shoves him off and it's a lucky thing he did: OutCast was absolutely PULVERIZING him! They're both just trying to shake the cobwebs out. OutCast trying to get to his feet- But Truth drags him right back down! And it's Truth springing to his feet! Senton splash! Hooks the leg on the back press: 1... 2... Th- NO! OutCast kicked out! Truth almost had him!

Rick - OutCast now reaching over for a pin: 1- NO! Truth with the easy kickout. Truth is up first to his feet, but OutCast takes the legs out from underneath him with a perfectly timed sweep!

Dave - Truth slides onto OutCast and hooks the leg! 1... 2!... Kickout by OutCast!

Rick - I thought he had him that time for SURE!

Dave - But OutCast still has some fight left in him from the looks of it... It's Truth to his feet first! He's climbing the turnbuckle! Truth perched up there as OutCast slowly gets to his feet. OutCast turning around- Missile dropkick by Truth- NO!!! POWERSLAM by OutCast!!!! OutCast now, getting to his feet and pulling Truth up with him- Standing dropkick puts Truth right back down!

Rick - He hit that one PERFECTLY. OutCast back up and stomping away at Truth!! Truth takes him down with a well-timed legdrag!

Dave - Great counter maneuver by Truth. This just might turn the tides to his favor.

Rick- Truth TEARS OutCast off the mat with a German suplex. 1… OutCast's arm is on the ropes. Talk about disappointment for Truth, he nearly had him put away. Truth wasting no time climbing to the top once again, he takes the time to salute the crowd!- OH!! OutCast just bumped into the ropes and Truth landed on the top rope HARD!

Dave - Now it's OutCast climbing to the top! Truth slowly getting to his feet- Flying kick by  OutCast- Truth with a dropkick- MIDAIR COLLISION!! Both men connected with their kicks in mid-air!! UNBELIEVALBLE!!!

Rick - Truth is moving back to his feet and going for a boston crab...

Dave - He's not gonna get it on OutCast, his legs are just too powerful!

Rick - Good call!

Dave - Truth releasing the attempt and OutCast up to his feet... Truth off the ropes- sunset flip! But OutCast trying to stay on his feet- NO! His shoulders are pinned- 1... 2... Th- NO! So close for Truth! OutCast pushing himself up- Truth levels him with a short clothesline!

Rick - Truth and OutCast both getting their footing- OutCast off the ropes- Drop toehold by Truth!

Dave - Truth to his feet first and he has OutCast by the ankle- Spinning toe hold applied! OutCast struggling! Truth drops the elbow! Truth taking a second to catch his breath. What a match this has been so far!

Rick - It's what the fans expect to see from athletes of this level!

Dave - You're not kidding! The PW is where it's AT!

Dave - Both men now slow to their feet... And it's Truth up first and bringing OutCast to his feet the hard way- Headbutt by Truth sends OutCast back down to eat the canvas!

Rick - Truth leaping- DOWN with a splash! Covering 1- hooks the leg- 2- NO! OutCast manages to kick out! Truth quick to his feet- Drops the elbow! Up again- down with another elbow! Up quick AGAIN- A THIRD elbow drop! Both men looking tired after that series of explosive moves... Truth is moving back to his feet. Truth has him by the wrist- Sends him to the turnbuckles with AUTHORITY! And OutCast hits hard!! DOWN to the mat he goes! Truth getting up for the follow up on that.

Dave - OutCast slow to his feet... OutCast sends Truth to the ropes... catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Truth.

Rick - OutCast off the ropes- drops down on him with the big elbow. Truth pushing himself up- OutCast HAULS him down with a lunging clothesline! Both men are down and look worn out!

Dave - This is some match we're seeing here. Both men are giving and taking an awful lot of punishment.

Rick - Truth crawling over to OutCast... Covering: 1- No, OutCast just rolls him off effortlessly!!! What the HELL!? OutCast isn't the least bit tired, even after what he's been going through at the hands of Truth!

Rick - OutCast springs to his feet and he has Truth by the ankle- Spinning toe hold applied! Truth struggling! OutCast drops the elbow! Sweet baby Jesus! Outcast pulling truth up off the mat- hoisting him up! He has Truth up on his shoulder- DOWN with BANNISHER! That's his signature move, folks! OutCast goes for the cover, Adam Kent counts ...1 ...2 ...3!

["Triumph" by Wu Tang Clan starts to play...]

Pattera - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... OuuutCaaast!!!

Rick - How long was OutCast playing possum in there? I'm starting to think he could have put Truth away with the Bannisher whenever he pleased, Dave. This is one competitor not to take lightly in the ring.

Dave - You're not kidding, Rick! He's one to watch for and for the guys in the back to look out for, that's for sure!

Rick - Well, Jim Pattera is in the ring and ready to go, so let's get to some tag team action- Up next, it's the new team, the Nine Inch Males taking on the impromptu TSK team of "The Natural" Lawrence Watts and "Livewire" Gil Crowley. It should be interesting to see how "Livewire" has healed up after his fall at Zero Tolerance- last time we saw him, he was still in a cast!

Dave - He's lucky he wasn't in a body cast after the fall he took…

[The shot cuts to the ring. The bell rings, and "Go For The Throat" by Y & T plays…]

Pattera - This tag team match is a scheduled for one fall... Coming down the aisle, accompanied by the Smokin Bombshells, at a total combined weight of 523 pounds, [fans hold up Lawrence Watts sucks signs] the PW Trans-World Champion "The Natural" Lawrence Watts and one half of the PW World Tag Team Champions, "Livewire" Gil Crowley!!!

[Watts and Crowley make their way to the ring, along with a gaggle of Smokin Bombshells… as they arrive "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails plays…]

Rick - JESUS: And Gil Crowley STILL has his leg in a cast!! How does he expect to WRESTLE tonight?!

Dave - I'm not sure, Rick, but they're on their way to the ring and not putting up any sort of a fuss like they're going to forfeit this one or anything, so I guess he's going to give it a try!…

Pattera - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, at a total combined weight of 515 pounds, they are Peter Long, and John Wang, the Nine Inch Males!!!

[They move down to the ring and hop in.]

Rick - Looks like Lawrence Watts is going to start this match against John Wang.

[The bell rings, and the match officially begins.]

*** "The Natural" Lawrence Watts and "Livewire" Gil Crowley vs. The Nine Inch Males ***

Dave - John Wang starts things off with a rake to the face!

Rick - Good ol' thumb to the eye!

Dave - Don't encourage him- he should be suspended, not praised!

Rick - But you have to admit, seeing it done to someone from TSK almost makes it seem okay. Besides, with the size advantage that Wang is giving up to Watts here, not to mention the power difference, it's probably the best technique to use right about now! Watts still trying to focus his eyes- Scooped up by Wang and slammed down in the middle of the ring! Watts trying to push himself to his feet- OH! John just stomped right on his hand!! Now it's John Wang joining Watts on the canvas and with Watts by the back of the head…

Dave - OH! And John just rammed Watts' face RIGHT into the canvas! John Wang seems to be focusing his attack in on Lawrence Watts' face area so far, and I have to admit, it's working wonders thus far…

Rick - These guys really don't have much to lose, Dave: it's their first match in the fed, and against Lawrence Watts alone would be a challenge… which I suppose may more or less be what we see tonight, with Gil Crowley still waiting for the tag on the apron. I wonder just how much he expects to accomplish in this match anyway, what with that cast on his leg and all! But it's John Wang up first and bringing "The Natural" to his feet
the hard way- Clothesline by John- NO!! Lawrence Watts throws him down to the mat with a big hip toss! But John back up to his feet and with a dropkick that staggered "The Natural"!

Dave - We've got a tag by John Wang which brings Peter Long into the match Hooks arms with Wang- Double clothesline by the Nine Inch Males takes Watts off his feet!! Red Rover, eat your heart out!

Rick - Watts trying to push himself to his feet… Peter Long just waiting for him- OH! Quick shot to the kidney area there by Lawrence Watts! "The Natural" back on his feet- and with a standing bearhug applied now!! He's just SQUEEZING the life out of Peter Long!

Dave - And you  can bet that with arms like his, that his grip is tighter than that of an iron vice, folks. Like him or likely hate him, Watts is one of, if not THE strongest, most powerful man in our sport today…

Rick - Peter trying to get out of it, but Watts just sinking it in tighter! Peter Long with a bell ringer! Watts still holding it on and now shaking Long around to dissuade him from defending himself- Into the ring comes John Wang- but referee Danny Dickson stopping him in his tracks and ushering him back to his corner… Pure tag team inexperience on the part of Wang there- he's not helping his partner out one bit by trying to get involved that way- Another bellringer by Long- and Lawrence Watts releasing the hold... OH! But a gouge to the eyes by "The Natural" puts Watts right back in the driver's seat and Dickson, tied up over there with Peter Long's partner, didn't see a thing.

Dave - "The Natural" taking a second to catch his breath though… BIG backhanded fist by Watts puts Long on the mat!! Wow, what impact! Watts now- DOWN with the kneedrop! Covering: No! Only a one count.

Rick - Both men now slow to their feet… And it's Peter Long using the ropes to pull himself up now... Wang reaching toward him desperately for the tag to be made… But Long's looking like he's a bit out of breath after that crushing bearhug, Dave… Watts up and from behind- HUGE German suplex!!

Dave - WOW! The man is SO powerful: he just DROVE the back of Long's back into the mat with that move and folded him in half! Watts up again and wasting no time with a chinlock applied… referee checking for the choke… Peter Long trying to push himself up to his feet to get out of this… OH! And it's broken up by a kick from behind from John Wang! Wang going back to his corner this time without guidance- Snapmare takeover by Long!! Watts sitting up and he looks stunned! Long off the ropes- DOWN with the elbow drop right onto the top of Watts' head! Can you say "OUCH"? Lawrence Watts needs to make a comeback- he may be wanting to tag in Crowley!

Rick - But how much can "Livewire" even be capable of? His leg's in a frikken' CAST for goodness sake!

Dave - Well, think about how much of a fight Herald put up against the Canadian Crippler at Throttle before Nemesis interfered in the mach…

Rick - But that was an ARM! This is a LEG, Dave. And just take a LOOK at the guy: He's not even on the apron to be ready for the tag! I mean, for the love of GOD: he's getting MASSAGED by the Smokin Bombshells!

Dave - Do you suppose there could be some mutiny brewing amongst the members of TSK, Rick?

Rick - You just never know, Dave. But you'd have to wonder why they'd shut out a talent like Watts: he's the TW champ after all... Still, it wouldn't surprise me.

Dave - I know what you mean... Lawrence Watts now trying to get to his feet but it might not be of much use, as repeated double axe handles by Peter Long are being hammered down into the man's back! Long now- KICKS the knees out from under Watts and the muscleman lands on his belly hard! Long with his legs and going for a boston crab… but Watts holding onto the ropes and Peter Long being told to break…

Rick - These Nine Inch Males so far really giving "The Natural" a run for his money, and I can't say that I'm surprised: these two young new prospects have a lot to prove, and if they can do it against two PW Champions in their very first match in the federation, just think of the accolades they'd be getting!… What do you think of the match so far, Dave?

Dave - Great action so far, Rick. But now it's Long bringing Watts to his feet once again… Winding up with a right- caught by Watts! And a headbutt by Watts! Yanks him in- WOAH! He just about turned Peter Long inside OUT with that short-armed clothesline!! Long down on the canvas and in obvious pain!

Rick - Watts now has Peter Long by the ankle- OH! Drops the low-blow headbutt and referee Danny Dickson not wasting any time to warn him about that one! Lawrence Watts pulling Long up off the mat now- Irish whip into a neutral corner!! Following him in- AVALANCHE!!! And down goes Peter Long like a ton of bricks. "The Natural" in complete control here and now he's just PULVERIZING Long in the corner with a barrage of stomps to Long's chest! Long just sitting there and unable to cover up, his arms draped over the ropes… Referee finally backing Watts off but "The Natural" making his way to the opposite corner… Charging in now- OH!! He jumped and turned in mid-air LANDED right on Peter's chest with his ASS!!! And folks, don't even THINK about twisting that one around! And now BOUNCING up and down, crashing his fanny against Long's chest!! He calls that one the Big Crunch., folks and as you can see, it ain't pretty.

Dave - John Wang wants in the ring and who can blame him! He's had just about enough of seeing his partner manhandled! Watts pulling Long up and- JESUS!! He just THREW Peter Long into his corner and the tag is made Peter Long tags him in. But what arrogance on the part of Watts to just DARE John Wang to come into the ring!

Rick - Wang moving in on Watts and they lock up- Watts just shoves him right to the canvas! John Wang back up, but a little more reluctant to move in this time, but they're locking up again... Knee to the stomach by Wang! Wang now  with Watts- sends him to the ropes! Watts off the ropes- clothesline- no a sleeperhold by John Wang!! Watts flailing his arms wildly! HO!!! The VERDICT by Watts!!!

Dave - I have a sinking feeling that he duped Wang into using that sleeper JUST so he could finish him off with the Verdict, Rick... this one's over, and Watts still hasn't yet made a tag!

Rick - Well, it wouldn't be the first time he's done something like this- it wasn't all that long ago that he took on THREE men in a handicap match... STILL, they were hardly real tag teams...

Dave - But I don't think Watts has had enough with this match yet! I dare say the he's going to try to make an example out of the Nine Inch Males here! Watts now hauling hum up onto his shoulder for a Canadian backbreaker- CRIPES!! He just WHIPPED John Wang back down to the mat using the man's upper body like a lever! Watts just systematically dismantling this tag team before our very eyes here as he's hauling John Wang up by the tights- gutwrench- OH!! Drops him stomach-first across his knee!

Rick - C'mon ref, make him cover!

Dave - But Lawrence Watts not covering yet and he's pulling John Wang up once again! He's bringing him over to his own corner and putting him up onto the top turnbuckle! What on earth are we going to see here?... Watts climbing up there too- is it superplex time?!

Rick - I'm not quite sure WHAT Watts is trying out here... Pulling John Wang up to his feet up there and BOTH men are standing up on the top turnbuckle!!

Dave - A precarious position indeed- a double choke applied by Watts- lifts- spins- DOWN into the middle of the ring!!!! What a MOVE!!!! Watts just gave him a TWO-HANDED chokeslam from the TOP ROPE!!! That could well have broken Wang's neck!! And it looks like Watts may FINALLY be going for the tag...

Rick - Like he NEEDS to: Watts could have beat Wang and Peter Long with one hand tied behind his back!

Dave - [chuckles]

Rick - What are you LAUGHING at?... He's tagging Gil in and "Livewire" hobbling over to John Wang and going for the cover- just a LITTLE too enthusiastically with the hook of the leg there Gil... and this one's over...

Dave - It was almost over before it started, Rick: this one could EASILY have been another three-on-one for Watts, and he probably STILL would have walked away on top.

Pattera - The winners of this match by pinfall: "The Natural" Lawrence Watts and "Livewire" Gil Crowley!!!

["You've Got Another Thing Coming" by Judas Priest plays… The shot cuts to the announcers' table.]

Rick [sarcastic] - Well, that was quite a match.

Dave - Actually, watts put on QUITE an impressive showing. I have a pretty good feeling that he had that one in the bag from the start though: I dare say that he could have slapped those Nine Inch Males around all night long…Uhhh… forget what I just said…

Rick - Right! This is a FAMILY show fer' Chrissake! But SPEAKING of families, you may want to hide the kids away for this next one, 'cause the Extreme champ himself will be taking on the REAL big man in the fed, "Obese" Hank Albert! Jim Pattera looks like he's ready to get things started, so let's get to this match right now.

[The shot cuts to the ring. The bell rings.]

Pattera - This next match is a non-title, extreme rules match and is scheduled for one fall......

["Eat It" by 'Weird' Al Yankovich starts to play... boos and "Hank Albert sucks" chants fill the arena.]

Pattera -  Ladies and Gentlemen, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 557 pounds, he is "Obese" Haaank Albeeert!!!

[Hank Albert makes his way to the ring… "The Kids Aren't All Right" by the Offspring Begins... The crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]

Pattera - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Iceberg waves to the fans slapping hands as he passes.] coming from Kansas City, MO, standing 7'3", weighing 360, coming to the ring with Shakkal, Lets hear it for Keeeviiin Haaall!!!

[Kevin Hall walks to the ring. Shakkal stops at the end of the ramp and keeps glancing around nervously. The Bell Rings and the match officially begins.]

*** Hank Albert Vs Kevin Hall ***

Rick - Hall rocks him with a forearm!! Now THIS is something: Hank Albert looks completely unfazed by  that maneuver! Rake to the face by Hank Albert! What a dirty move! Hank Albert sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the side of the head!!

Dave - They're locking up... But no one's budging! Finally Hank Albert shoving "The Iceberg" back. With another shove Albert sends "The Iceberg" to the canvas! Hank Albert pulling Kevin Hall back to his feet. And now they're staring each other down- OH! A slap to the face by Hank Albert! And look at Kevin Hall- He's just FUMING! Returns with a slap of his own!!

Rick - THAT'LL teach Albert a lesson!  Albert looks a little shocked by that blow.

Dave - Kevin Hall with a boot to the midsection doubling Albert over! "The Iceberg" brings an  elbow down on the back of Albert's head! Iceberg straddles Albert pummeling him with a series of harsh punches! OH! And Albert instinctively shoved him away.

Rick - Big Hank to his feet first and he has Hall by the ankle pulling him backwards! Iceberg with a blind kick backwards knocks Hank Albert off his feet!

Dave - And it's Hall up first and helping Albert to his feet the hard way- and he's met with a gouge to the eyes from Hank Albert for his trouble! Hall seems to be having trouble getting on the offensive... Hank Albert is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Rick - Kevin Hall just BARELY got out of it! He's lucky! Albert grabs Hall from behind! Kevin Hall looks like he's in trouble here... Albert's got him... setting him up- and- POWERBOMB!! "The Iceberg" in a WHOLE lot of trouble now if he wasn't before...

Dave - Hall back to his feet. Hall and Albert locking up now. Kevin Hall with the advantage. Kevin Hall has him- Takes him over with a quick Snap suplex! Big Hank looks stunned! Hank Albert looks like he's been through a lot, but Hall's not about to let up- Series of stomps and Hank Albert may be in trouble!

Rick - Hank Albert back to his feet. Albert with a rake to the face!

Dave - Good ol' thumb to the eye!

Rick - It's a dangerous move, but in this kind of match, it's be dirty or eat dirt! Hank Albert dropping down to his knees and he tries for the low blow on Hall but Iceberg jumped back just in time.

Dave - Just look at the color that Kevin Hall turning! I think he's lost it now!

Rick - Iceberg measuring him up- and a jump kick right to the throat! Iceberg covers calling for a count- 1-2- Albert gets his shoulder up in time. He'll have to try at least hooking the leg if he wants to win like that. Kevin Hall returning to his feet- Albert yanks him back down with a handful of tights! Rolls him up: 1... 2... OH! Kickout by Hall!

Dave - Albert knew that wouldn't work- he needed a minute just trying to shake the cobwebs out: A match like this one can take a toll on one's body... Kevin Hall to his feet and he grabs Albert by the ankles-  Scissor leg drop across Albert's groin!

Rick - Extreme match or not, that HAD to hurt! "The Iceberg" rolling on the mat toward Big Hank- OH! A rolling back elbow by Kevin Hall landed DIRECTLY on Albert's nose! Kevin Hall rolls Albert onto his stomach- Folds his legs up- STF there by "The Iceberg"!

Dave - Nice work there by Kevin Hall! But Hank Albert with a hand free- GRABS that bottom rope and Hall releasing the hold...

Rick - Hank Albert to his feet- OH! And a big chop by the 500 plus-pounder! Waistlock applied now by Albert- Iceberg drives both elbows down into the sides of Albert's massive neck!  Albert drops the hold stunned! Still, what an INCREDIBLE strength demonstration that was!

Dave - Hank Albert can lift with the best of 'em, I'm sure. Iceberg sends him to the ropes- Sleeperhold by Hall! Looks like Albert may be off to dreamland- NO! Albert with a back elbow just in time!

Rick - Hank Albert just about lost it there, he can't hold out much longer!

Dave - Another rake to the eyes by Big Hank! OH! And Hall instinctively shoved him away, but he take a knee... Hall quickly regaining a vertical base and over to Hank Albert- OW!!! Iceberg swings him into the ropes, on the return lifting him up... DOWN into a Backbreaker! What do you think of THAT move Rick?

Rick - Hall should get a medal just for LIFTING Hank Albert! Kevin Hall climbing to the top! What?!?!!

Dave - Demonknight with a chairshot to the back from the outside!  Where did he come from?

Rick - Who cares?  This looks like all she wrote Iceberg!

Dave - Shakkal is trying to talk to Demonknight....

Rick - I can't hear what they're saying but it looks pretty heated from here, Dave.

Dave - Demonknight just shoved his and Iceberg's manager hard into the railing!

Rick - Who's that?   It looks like someone just ran out on the ramp...

Dave - Demonknight is off, he just dove into the crowd, and it looks like someone is following him but I can't quite make out who it is.  Is that?...

Rick - I think that's the 'Ice Man' Matt Michael's. Or is it?...

Dave - Iceberg and Albert are both out in the center of the ring.  The ref has begun the count 1...2...3...

Rick - Both me are stirring but I can't imagine Iceberg recovering very quickly after that blow from Demonknight. Still, we've seen stranger things.

Dave - They're down, but Albert may want to keep an eye out anyway- We've seen what Kevin Hall can do when he's on the canvas!

Rick - You're not kidding: He can take men apart with both shoulders pinned down!! But it's "The Iceberg" to his feet first and he has Hank Albert by the ankle- Spinning toe hold applied! Hank Albert struggling! Hall drops the elbow! "The Iceberg" is moving back to his feet.

Dave - Big Hank trying to push himself to his feet... Hall just waiting for him- OH! Quick shot to the kidney area there by Iceberg! Knee to the stomach sends Albert back to the mat! Hank Albert reaching for Hall's ankles and he has them! Iceberg just hammered one of those massive boots down on Albert's arm!

Rick - Iceberg is stomping away at Albert like a madman!!

Dave - Iceberg climbing to the top rope again.  Kevin Hall off the ropes- drops down on him with the big elbow. Kevin Hall following up with a quick facelock! Kevin Hall showing some real old-school wrestling ability here as he's just wearing Big Hank down slowly by cutting off the circulation. And just listen to the fans, Rick: They're just LOVING this!

Rick - How can you BLAME them Dave? You won't find much better competitors than "The Iceberg" or Hank Albert anywhere else! Hall has him... He's setting him up- Up aaand DOWN with the Shipwreck!

Dave - The big man makes that move look easy!  Kevin Hall goes for the cover, Adam Kent counts ...1 ...2 ...3!!! What an incredible comeback by the Extreme Champion!

Pattera - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Keeeviiin Haaalll!!!

Rick - Hall sliding to the outside to check on Shakkal...

[The lights suddenly go out.]

Demoknight [via speakers] - Kevin, our war has just begun.  You've been given your warnings, now the true war begins.  From here on out old friend, when you see me I'll be out for your blood.

Dave - What's he been up to 'till now?

Demonknight [via speakers] - This was your last warning. Leave now before I make you face the darkness and kneel before the knight.

[An electric crackling sound echoes through the speakers then the lights come back on.  Kevin Hall is lying face down on the ramp unconscious.  Shakkal runs to him.]

Rick - Demonknight took him out in the dark!  That must have been a recording!

Dave - Ladies and gentlemen, we've got to take a short break right here.  Iceberg appears to be waking up we'll be right back to see what else can possibly happen here tonight....

[The shot cuts to a commercial for Hermes brand sneakers. "Run like a god with Hermes footwear. Brought to you by impoverished, slave-wage-working women and children working in some of the worst working conditions on the entire planet. Hermes: The name you can trust".]

Rick - I don't know about you Dave, but I think we should get rid of that sponsor... What? OH! We're back on the air! And what a match we have coming up, we have the first half of tonight's DOUBLE MAIN EVENT!!

Dave - Right you are, Rick! We'll be seeing the  PW World Heavyweight Chmpion, Smokin John Hayes taking on "The Heartbeat of Canada" Ken Jansen… in what will be merely Janson's SECOND ever Planet Wrestling match! I'd say that it's an unprecedented turn of events, ladies and gentlemen, but back in the days of the E-WCW, stranger things have happened: The mystery man in black who revealed himself to be… well MAYBE Gai-Jin, maybe an impostor… we may never know- remember that HE wont his first match in fine form. He got the attention of his Nihonjin Connection "teammate" Chogall, who called him an impostor and challenged him for the title, but "Gai-Jin", went on to win. But think for a second- if he actually WAS an impostor, Rick, that means that he actually WON the World Heavyweight Championship in his SECOND match!

Rick - Yeah, but we'll never know for sure what the real story behind all of that was, Dave. Whether or not that really WAS Jin, we'll see if "The Heartbeat of Canada" can do something similar here tonight and get the upset victory over TSK's Hayes. I can't wait to see what happens in this one, so let's not waste another second!

[The shot cuts to the ring and the bell sounds.]

Pattera - The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall...

[The arena lights go black. One second, two seconds, three seconds... The audience buzzes in growing excitement... Now a yellow strobe light cuts through the darkness and the Planet-Tron crackles to life. On-screen, a shower of gold glitter dances erratically, then transforms into a gold maple leaf. The opening beats of "Captive Heart (Remixed)" pound through the air, and the maple leaf throbs in rhythm. A silver line traces across the pounding leaf, jolting like an EKG with the drum beat. Suddenly the maple leaf explodes with a BANG and the lights come on once again -- and now two figures stand in the aisle. Ken Jansen peers out over the crowd through reflective sunglasses, gripping the handle of his gold megaphone in his right hand. Beside him, Valentine smiles for the ringside fans, holding aloft a large placard that reads: "BELIEVE THE HYPE". Ignoring the jeers he is receiving, Jansen grins and brings the megaphone to his lips.]

Jansen - Take a break, Pattera, I'll handle it from here.

[Jansen and Valentine begin to stride toward the ring area.]

Jansen - Now entering the arena, accompanied by the original blonde bombshell; the beautiful, the deadly, the showstopper herself, VALENTINE...

[The fans give her a healthy cheer.]

Jansen - ...Hailing from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada... Standing six feet tall and weighing in at 245 pounds... I present the challenger: The greatest technical wrestler in the world today, the man who lives up to all the hype, the FUTURE of Planet Wrestling... The "Heartbeat of Canada", KEN JANSEN!

[This draws a round of boos from the crowd. Jansen grins at the reaction and continues toward the ring.]

Jansen - Now, I've been telling you for more than a week that I'm heading right for the top of this company with no stops along the way, and many of you have doubted my word. Well, doubt no more, Planet Wrestling fans -- because tonight, I will keep my promise and begin the fulfillment of my personal destiny by stepping into this very ring...

[Jansen and Valentine enter the ringside area and begin to climb the ringsteps.]

Jansen - ...and putting the boots to one Smokin' John Hayes!

[The mention of the World Champion's name elicits a strong negative reaction from the audience. A "HAYES SUCKS" chant starts up. On the ring apron, Jansen holds the ropes apart for Valentine, then follows her inside.]

Jansen - I know a lot of you don't believe I can beat the champ, but what you morons believe doesn't make one iota of difference to me. The fact is, Hayes CAN'T win this match... and I, Ken Jansen, can not possibly lose! So bet on the top dog if you want, but I guarantee that tonight I will make Smokin' John Hayes my BITCH!

[Jansen puts his arms in the air, drawing some heat from the spectators. Valentine carries her placard around the ring, dodging an occasional garbage projectile.]

Rick - Jansen's getting a mixed reaction from this crowd, Dave. Some of them are booing Jansen, but a lot of these fans are looking forward to seeing Hayes taken to task tonight!

Dave - You're right about that! Whatever you may think about Ken Jansen, this crowd is firmly against Smokin' John Hayes... Does that translate into support for Jansen?

Rick - I guess we'll find out soon enough!

["Captive Heart" fades to silence. Valentine slides under the ropes to the outside while Jansen puts down his megaphone and removes his sunglasses. Jim Pattera enters the ring to complete the introductions.]

Pattera - And his opponent...

[The sound system comes to life as "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll" by Judas Priest begins to play. The crowd response is instantly negative. The curtain flutters and parts, revealing the Smokin' Bombshells. They strut out onto the ramp, each of them carrying a steel pipe.]

Rick - The Bombshells look armed and dangerous tonight, Dave!

Dave - This can only spell trouble for Ken Jansen!

[The Smokin' Bombshells pose, pointing toward the entrance. Double D emerges and smiles at the raucous crowd, then waves her arm with a flourish as Smokin' John Hayes steps into the arena. The PW World Heavyweight Title is strapped around his waist. The aisle bursts with fire as a path of flames appears, leading from the entrance to the ring. The flames burn out, leaving a cloud of multi-colored smoke. Hayes offers his arm, Double D takes it, and the pair make their way down the aisle, followed by the Smokin' Bombshells.]

Pattera - Accompanied to the ring by the Smokin' Bombshells... Hailing from Bad Street, Atlanta, Georgia... measuring 6'5" and weighing in at 286 pounds... He is the reigning Planet Wrestling HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOORRRLD... SMOKIN' JOHN HAAAAYYYYYYYYEES!!

[Hayes leaves his entourage at ringside and climbs into the ring, smirking at Jansen. Jansen, leaning against the turnbuckles, points at the maple leaf insignia on his tights and nods. Hayes unbuckles the title belt and passes it through the ropes to Double D.]

Rick - Well, they're both in the ring now, and they're having a stare-down of sorts... Well, Jansen is staring at Hayes, but Hayes doesn't seem to be too concerned with Jansen! What we're seeing is pure, undiluted arrogance... And it's coming from both sides of the ring! If anything, this is going to be a battle of egos, as if there weren't enough of those here already!

Dave - Up to now, this has been a war of words. Mostly Jansen's. But it's Jansen who has something to prove tonight; he's got to back up all the big talk he's been making, and destiny or no destiny, it's not going to be an easy job taking down Smokin' John Hayes! Can you believe that this is only Jansen's second match here in Planet Wrestling?

Rick - It's an unusual situation to say the least. Ken Jansen made the challenge to Hayes on the very same night he debuted. I don't know if it was balls or stupidity, but whatever motivated Jansen to challenge the champ, he's got his match now! In any case, I have no doubt that John intends to steamroll right over this cocky newcomer. He's obviously come prepared!

Dave - And there's no question that Jansen is going to get a vicious initiation into the Planet Wrestling family tonight, whatever the outcome!

Rick - Jansen is eager to get this match started- he's already approaching Hayes! But Hayes is looking down at the Bombshells... WHOA! Hayes explodes out of the corner with a swinging backhand fist, catching Jansen in the side of the head! Smokin' John was just baiting him! Jansen is trying to rush Hayes in return, but referee Adam Kent is restraining him, telling him to wait for the bell.

Dave - Hayes is just laughing at Jansen now. He got away with that cheap shot before the bell, and I have a feeling that this is just the beginning...

[The bell rings and the match officially begins.]

*** Smokin' John Hayes vs. Ken Jansen ***

Dave - Here we go! Hayes and Jansen come to the center of the ring... And Jansen is talking trash right to Hayes's face! He's pissed off after getting clobbered by the champ!

Rick - I think Hayes is amused by this...

Dave - OH! Hayes with a stiff lariat! Down goes Jansen! Now Smokin' John is giving Ken a piece of his mind! Jansen jumps to his feet and gets back in the face of the champ... Hayes goes for the throat! Jansen is scrambling to break Hayes's grip, but Hayes is forcing him into a corner. Referee Kent comes in and tells Hayes to break it up... Hayes with a grunt and a twist, throwing Jansen back toward the middle of the ring with a chokehold takeover! Jansen hits the canvas hard!

Rick - We're seeing Smokin' John's power come into play early on in this match, and that's something that Jansen is going to have to neutralize if he wants to be successful.

Dave - Ken is trying to get to his feet... Hayes rushes him- connects with a running kneesmash to the head!

Rick - Ouch! Hayes didn't take long in seizing control of this match!

Dave - Now he hauls Jansen to his feet, whips him into the ropes- here comes the big boot! No! Jansen grabs the ropes and stops himself in time. Hayes charges him- Jansen drops the shoulder and backdrops Smokin' John over the top rope! Quick thinking by the challenger! But Hayes holds onto that rope and manages to land on the apron. Hayes grabs Jansen's head- neck snap across the top rope! Jansen flies backward to the mat! Did you see his head snap back?

Rick - We could be talking about whiplash here. And a neck injury can be deadly in professional wrestling! Hayes is now climbing back into the ring, and he's looking pretty smug! He grabs a fistful of hair and brings Jansen to a standing position. Wait! Jansen with a kick to the gut! And another! He's fighting back, Dave! Hayes is feeling those boots on those washboard abs of his! Jansen plants another kick right on Smokin' John's right kneecap. Ken goes behind- it's a belly-to-back suplex! Jansen wasting no time- drops the point of the elbow on Hayes's chest. Jansen so far has been the quicker of the two, and he's using that advantage to even things out a little...

Dave - Jansen goes for another elbowdrop, but Hayes rolls away. Ken may have jarred his elbow there. Hayes is up again- he charges Jansen! NO! Jansen with a drop toe hold! Hayes lands on his face! And Jansen is putting the boots to Hayes's spine! Hayes is starting to rise to all fours... MY GOD! A big kick in the ribs by Jansen! Hayes is clutching that spot in obvious pain!

Rick - Wait! What is Jansen doing? POSING?! What an arrogant jackass! Does he think he's won already?

Dave - GOOD LORD! Hayes SPEARS him! What an impact! Smokin' John is all over the "Heartbeat of Canada" with hard lefts and rights! Jansen is paying for that cocky display! Hayes has him by the hair, pulls him off the canvas... Irish whip into the corner! And Hayes follows in with a BIG shoulder to the midsection! Ken is doubled over; that must have knocked the wind out of him! Now Hayes takes him by the head and sets him up... Oh no! He's signaling for the Smoke Bomb!

Rick - This could be over in no time! Here's the gutwrench- up and DOWN with that jack-knife power bomb! Right in the corner, where the canvas has the least amount of give! I think Jansen's finished! Hayes now standing over Jansen, grinning maliciously... He knows he has this one in the bag! All Hayes has to do is turn him over into the scorpion deathlock...

Dave - Wait, he's climbing out of the ring. Hey! He's got his arms around Double D and Legs, showing them off for the crowd!

Rick - And he's bragging that this was the easiest match of his career. But it's not over yet! Double D is reminding Hayes to go back and finish up in the ring... Smokin' John shrugs and slides back in. He grasps Jansen's ankles... Here comes the second half of that Smoke Bomb combo! It's a testament to Hayes's sheer power in the ring that Ken Jansen hasn't been able to make much of a recovery yet!

Dave - Hold on! Valentine just grabbed Jansen's hands! She's trying to keep Smokin' John from applying that hold! Hayes is starting to drag Jansen out of the corner- Ken just reached out and caught the bottom rope! He may still be in this one! I think he has Valentine to thank for that! Hayes with a grip on Jansen's legs- OH! FIST TO THE GROIN! That folded Jansen up on the mat! Valentine is screaming a protest from ringside, and who can blame her? Hayes rears back for another one, but the referee threatens to disqualify him if he does that again!

Rick - Once was enough, Dave! Smokin' John picks Jansen up and applies an inverted atomic drop. More punishment in those nether regions! Jansen is rolling toward the ropes... he slides right out of the ring! Valentine is coming over to see if he's all right. And the Bombshells are laughing at him!

Dave - But watch out for Hayes! He runs into the far ropes, charges in- BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE OUTSIDE! But no one was home! Valentine pulled Ken out of the way at the last second! Smokin' John turns to look for Jansen- and gets a hard knee to the belly! And JANSEN WITH A DDT! Right on the floor!

Rick - That could turn things around in a hurry! Ken leans against the ring apron a second to recuperate a bit. He's likely still feeling the effects of the Smoke Bomb, not to mention that low blow!

[A series of staticky thumps fills the air, followed by an indistinct curse word.]

Dave - What was that?

Voice [over loudspeaker] - Is this thing on? Are you sure?

Rick - I think we both recognize that voice- it's "Livewire" Gil Crowley!

Dave - Why is he interrupting this match?

Crowley [over loudspeaker] - Hey, don't let me stop all of you from enjoying this exciting heavyweight bout. I'm just on my way out to the arena because it looks like there's a NEW babe here in Planet Wrestling, and I HAVE to check her out... FIRST HAND! Get ready, sweet Valentine! [Laughs]

Rick - What the hell is Crowley doing?

Dave - Isn't it obvious? He's trying to throw Ken Jansen off his game! Jansen is in a heated discussion with Valentine... She's trying to reassure him that she'll be all right.

Rick - Even so, I doubt that Ken will be able to put "Livewire"'s remarks out of his mind...

Dave - Hayes is starting to stir after that DDT. Jansen starts in with stomps to the back of the neck! Referee Adam Kent is telling Jansen to get back in the ring, but Jansen's got other plans. The referee begins a count... "Heartbeat of Canada" picks Hayes up off the floor, goes behind with a waistlock- GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR! Smokin' John landed right on the back of his head!

Dave - We talked about whiplash before; we may have to think about possible paralysis! And listen to this crowd, Rick- they're LOVING this! The more punishment Hayes gets, the better they like it! Now Jansen finally slides back into the ring, but Adam Kent is still counting Hayes out... Jansen stops him!

Rick - He's telling the referee that he doesn't want to win that way. That's gutsy, but I think you'd be foolish not to take the win any way you can when you're dealing with Smokin' John Hayes!

Dave - Hold it! Look at Valentine! She's beating on Hayes with that gold megaphone! Adam Kent isn't seeing any of this! The Smokin' Bombshells, brandishing those steel pipes, are starting to converge on Valentine in Hayes's defense... Now Jansen is pointing at the Bombshells and claiming that they're interfering with his valet! What a hypocrite!

Rick - But the referee is taking his word for it, and he's warning the Bombshells to stay in Smokin' John's corner! Ken Jansen goes to the outside and hauls Hayes to his feet... Hayes isn't looking too good after those nasty drops on the floor!

Dave - You're not kidding! Jansen throws Smokin' John back into the ring, and now he's going to the top rope. High-risk move coming up! No, wait- He's calling for Valentine to pass up the megaphone...

Jansen - [Breathing heavily] I know you're out there, "Livewire"... Touch Valentine and you're a dead man! BELIEVE THE HYPE!

Rick - He's showing an intensity we haven't seen from him so far. Obviously Crowley has succeeded in firing up this man! But Jansen's not focusing on this match, and he's giving Hayes time to come to his senses...

Jansen - You can't stop me! I'm the future of this stinking company!

Dave - Hayes is getting up! But Jansen is too busy yelling and doesn't see him! OH! Hayes throws himself at the ring ropes! Ken loses his balance- he crotches himself on the top turnbuckle!

Rick - At least he stopped talking for once!

Dave - He'll be speaking a few octaves higher than usual for a while, I think! Hayes is using the ropes to support himself as he goes to the corner... He's climbing up with Jansen! Here's a front facelock- he's going for a superplex! But Jansen has his foot locked under the top turnbuckle... Now Jansen is mounting a counterattack with fists to Hayes's back, making him release the facelock... Ken jumps up and goes over Hayes with a sunset flip! But Hayes holds onto the ropes! Jansen hits the mat- Hayes CRUSHES him with a vertical splash!

Rick - What a counter! That's definitely going to slow down the "Heartbeat of Canada"!

Dave - Hayes is still sitting on Jansen's chest, and he calls the referee over to make the count! ONE... TW- Hand on the bottom rope! Barely a two count after that move. Hayes gets up, lifts Ken off the mat, puts him on his shoulder... Running powerslam in the middle of the ring! Smokin' John hooks the leg- ONE... TWO... Kickout by Jansen!

Rick - Hayes is starting to move in for the kill here! He brings Jansen to his feet, whips him into the ropes, follows in- CLOTHESLINE takes the "Heartbeat of Canada" to the canvas! And look at Hayes now- he's stomping the hell out of Jansen's ribs!

Dave - Wait! Jansen grabs Smokin' John's foot and gives it a twist! That put Hayes off his balance! Jansen uses that opportunity to scramble away into a corner and haul himself to his feet. Hayes charges in- Jansen counters with a mule kick to the chest! That staggered the champ a little! Hayes rushes in again- NO! Jansen with a drop toe hold! Hayes tumbles, catching his chin on the top turnbuckle!

Rick - He may have hurt his throat too, Dave! I think he's choking!

Dave - I wouldn't be surprised, after falling into the corner like that! But Jansen's not wasting any time. He runs to the opposite corner, runs back... GOOD LORD! He JAMS him right in the small of the back with a dropkick, ramming him back into the corner!

Rick - That's like a double impact, Dave! And Jansen capitalizing with a roll-up into a pin: ONE... TWO... Kickout by Hayes! He fights to his feet- Jansen with a small package! He's got that pinhold locked on tight! ONE... TWO... TH- NO! Smokin' John reverses it! ONE... TWO... Kickout by Jansen! Whew! Ken is quick to get up, but Hayes is a little slower...

Dave - Jansen with a legdrop across Hayes's head! That drove Smokin' John's face back into the canvas! Ken is up again... Now he's stomping John's legs! Jansen puts his knee into the crook of Hayes's right knee- drives it down!

Rick - It looks like he's targeting the legs now, and I have to admit that's good strategy. Hayes won't be able to use his strength advantage if Jansen destroys his vertical base!

Dave - Jansen now hooking his leg into Hayes's... He bends backward into an Indian deathlock! Smokin' John's face is a mask of pain as he tries to shift his weight and relieve some of the pressure on his knee. Wait, Ken releases the hold. Now he's turning Hayes onto his back... he applies a spinning toe hold- turns it into a figure-four leglock! And he's punching Hayes's right knee for added punishment!

Rick - The Smokin' Bombshells are trying to rally support for Hayes. Now Jansen is sitting up and pointing at that maple leaf logo on his singlet! I guess he figures he's got John right where he wants him! Hayes is trying to reach forward and disentangle himself... Jansen leans back and puts on the pressure!

[The shot shifts from the ring to the aisle. A spotlight shines on the curtain. "Livewire" Gil Crowley limps out onto the ramp, one leg in a cast, supporting himself with a crutch. He wears a hungry grin as he makes his way toward the ring. The fans are booing him mightily. He raises a microphone to his lips.]

Crowley - Here I come, Val! You know, I noticed you were eyeing me up earlier, and I can tell that you're just DYING to meet me! And now that that jackass Ken is otherwise occupied, this is the perfect opportunity for you to get to know me... and for me to touch the merchandise, up close and personal!

[The shot returns to the in-ring action.]

Dave - Gil Crowley has just entered the arena! Jansen is looking up from his position in the ring, glaring at him!

Rick - And Valentine is watching him like a hawk! Injured or not, Crowley is a dangerous individual! Referee Adam Kent is looking right at "Livewire", warning him not to try anything.

Dave - Back in the ring, Jansen is releasing the figure-four. He leans over the ring ropes and shouts a warning to Crowley, then turns his attention back to Hayes, who is starting to get up. Stomp to the chest for good measure, and now Ken is picking him up... Hayes with a solid right to Jansen's gut! A second! A third! Hayes is mounting a comeback! WAIT! Jansen with a low dropkick to Hayes's right knee! Smokin' John's leg collapses under him, and he's down to one knee! Jansen moves in with a front facelock- he may be going for a suplex here. NO! MY GOD! UPPERCUT TO THE GROIN BY HAYES! Valentine is shouting for the referee to turn around and watch the match, but the damage has been done! Jansen is clutching himself in agony! Hayes gets to his feet, and he's trying to shake off some of the pain in his right leg. Now he grabs Jansen in a waistlock- drops him in a big sidewalk slam! Smokin' John stands up again, measures Ken up... JUMPING LEGDROP across the face! That could break a nose!

Rick - This is turning into a real back-and-forth affair! Hayes is back in control... And Gil Crowley is finally at ringside! The Bombshells are massaging him as he hobbles toward Jansen's corner!

Dave - Valentine is having a hard time watching both the match AND Crowley at the same time. In the ring, Hayes pulls Jansen off the canvas, whips him into the ropes- Jansen comes back with a low dropkick! But Hayes dodges it! Ken jumps to his feet- Smokin' John connects with a stiff back elbow! The "Heartbeat of Canada" is stunned! Hayes hooks him in a facelock, grabs a handful of tights and heaves Jansen up... Jansen is kicking his legs to block it! Ken tries to reverse it- Hayes blocks it in return!

Rick - Meanwhile, down at ringside, Crowley is coming up to Valentine, leering like a maniac! Valentine's going into a fighting stance; clearly she intends to defend herself if Crowley tries anything!

Dave - Jansen sees him at ringside! Adam Kent is issuing another warning to "Livewire", but Crowley's protesting that he didn't do anything. WHAT? Jansen with a vicious kick to the right leg of Hayes! Hayes lets go of Jansen and stumbles backward, clutching his injured knee... And Crowley just made a grab for Valentine! Valentine's got her fist cocked- WAIT! Jansen's climbing to the top rope- GOOD LORD! SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICK DOWN ONTO GIL CROWLEY!

Rick - Did you SEE that?! What a dropkick! Right down to the floor! He DRILLED "Livewire" with that high-impact move! Crowley's been knocked head over heels and he's laying in a heap against the guardrail! Jansen hit the floor hard as well! He might be unconscious! Ken Jansen risked life and limb for that attack, and I'm not so sure the risk paid off! But this crowd is going BALLISTIC! They can't believe the chance that Ken took! Valentine is trying to rouse him... And here comes Smokin' John Hayes!

Dave - He sees his opportunity and he's going to take it. Valentine is standing up to Hayes now- she won't let the champ attack Jansen! Wait! Here come the Smokin' Bombshells, pipes in hand! Now referee Adam Kent is at ringside, telling all the women to back away... Valentine and the Bombshells are watching each other warily here... Now Hayes is picking a groggy Jansen off the floor and throwing him back into the ring. The Bombshells are heading over to check on Crowley, who looks like the losing side of a car crash- OH! And Valentine is all over Crowley with stinging kicks and stomps... though I'm not sure that Gil is aware enough to feel it! There's Double D with a steel pipe- she swings, and hits a glancing blow to Valentine's upper back! Val goes down, clutching her back, and the Smokin' Bombshells are quickly hauling Crowley off the floor and dragging him out of harm's way...

Rick - Meanwhile, in the ring, Hayes is setting Jansen up between his legs... MY GOD! He hits a DEVASTATING PILEDRIVER in the middle of the ring! Did you notice how Hayes spread his legs a bit on the trip down? Normally you can put your shoulders against the other man's thighs and use them as a buffer when you're taking a piledriver, but Hayes positioned his legs too far apart- so Jansen took the impact almost entirely on the crown of his skull! It'll be a miracle if Jansen isn't crippled!

Dave - That's Smokin' John Hayes's ring mastery shining through! There's a reason why this man is the Planet Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion! And these fans aren't appreciating what they're seeing- they absolutely HATE this turn of affairs! But Hayes isn't bothering to listen to this crowd boo him; he's just looking down at Jansen with an evil grin... No doubt about it, that piledriver was premeditated! Hayes goes down for the cover, but it's probably all academic now. Adam Kent counts: ONE... TWO... THR- NO! Ken gets the shoulder up!

Rick - Barely! I thought it was over, but somehow Jansen is still in the game! Hayes looks surprised too!

Dave - Up to now, Jansen's been able to use his quickness to keep up with Hayes... But I think he's been effectively stopped by that vicious move! Hayes is now rolling Ken onto his front- he applies a camel clutch again! Further punishment on the neck and back! Hayes is sitting down on Jansen's lower back, really pulling back on that hold... and Jansen is having the devil's own time staying conscious!

Rick - He's tearing at Hayes's hands, trying to unclench them from under his chin. Hold it, now Jansen is bringing one leg forward... if he can maneuver his knees underneath him, he can gain some leverage!

Dave - Hayes can feel Jansen shifting around, and he's wrenching back on the neck even harder! But Jansen has one leg under him, and he's starting to fight to a kneeling position! Hayes takes one hand away from under the chin- he slams a fist into Jansen's chest! HEY! Hayes with a BLATANT rake to the eyes! The referee is giving Hayes a warning, and he's making the champ release the hold. Jansen's got his hands against his face, grimacing from that cheap attack. Hayes now pulling Jansen to his feet... he goes behind and slaps on a full nelson! He has those hands firmly clasped behind Ken's head and he's squeezing like mad!

Rick - It looks like Smokin' John Hayes has switched tactics, and he's going to try for a submission! The question here is whether Jansen, the self-proclaimed "greatest technical wrestler in the world", can back up those words now that Hayes is forcing him to rely on technique alone!

Dave - Ken Jansen is starting to show more signs of life now... He's wriggling in the full nelson, trying to find an escape, but Hayes has locked it on pretty tightly! Jansen now using his feet to shove backward- it looks like he's going to force Hayes into the corner! Smokin' John hits the turnbuckles, but he doesn't let go... Jansen is bringing one leg up, and it looks like he's draping it over the second rope! Referee Adam Kent sees it, and he's telling Hayes to make a clean break.

Rick - Jansen is cleverly using the rules to his advantage! But it doesn't look like Hayes is going to release the hold!

Dave - HOLD IT! Jansen's using the second rope as leverage- he gets the other leg up and pushes off against the top rope! Hayes loses his balance and falls backward, and Jansen rolls into a ball with all his weight on Smokin' John's shoulders! Adam Kent counts: ONE... TWO... Hayes releases the full nelson!

Rick - He HAD to! Otherwise he'd have been pinned right there! I think he's getting frustrated; he's GOT to be wondering what it'll take to put Jansen away.

Dave - Jansen is using the ropes to haul himself to a standing position. Hayes is quick to get to his feet and he rushes Jansen- Jansen drops and yanks down the top rope! Hayes flies out of the ring and lands amid the Smokin' Bombshells!

Rick - At least he's among friends out there. And it looks like Gil Crowley's come back to his senses, too!

Dave - Jansen looked like he was about to jump out there as well, but he thought twice about it. He doesn't want a repeat of the incident that almost put him out of the match a few minutes ago!

Rick - Smokin' John Hayes looks mad! The Bombshells are helping him to his feet, and now he shoots right back into the ring- and Jansen drops an elbow into the small of the back! Hayes won't lay there and take it, though- he jumps up and swings a nasty lariat- Jansen ducks! Ken goes behind and uses John's own momentum to push the champ's head down and apply an abdominal stretch! The "Heartbeat of Canada" is turning things around!

Dave - He even drapes his leg across Hayes's head for extra pressure! But that could weaken his vertical base if he's not careful! The Bombshells and Crowley are shouting to their leader, cursing at Jansen... Hey, did Crowley just shoot a glance at Valentine again?

Rick - I think so! And Jansen saw it too! Ken pulls harder, twisting Hayes's spinal cord even farther... Hayes is trying to force his way out of the hold! OH! A BIG hiptoss by Hayes, and the submission hold is broken! But Jansen holds onto John's arm and he turns the hiptoss into an armdrag- and Hayes is back on the mat!

Dave - Jansen goes for a legdrop, but Hayes rolls away at the last moment- Now HAYES tries an elbowdrop on Jansen, but Ken just barely avoids it! Jansen back on his feet and he flips over Hayes with a rolling side cradle! Hayes kicks out before Adam Kent can even begin a count! Both men are back on their feet and Hayes goes for a charging tackle- Jansen sidesteps- Hayes stops on a dime, spins, and it's a KILLER SWINGING LARIAT to the back of Jansen's head! MY GOD! Jansen goes down!

Rick - That was an INCREDIBLE series of reversals! At this point, who knew these men still had it in them? This crowd is HOT, Dave- even though they're watching Smokin' John Hayes begin to regain the advantage!

Dave - Hayes picks him up again, whips him to the ropes- Ken ducks another clothesline, runs into the opposite ropes- he hits Hayes with a body press! But Hayes catches him! Smokin' John with a roar of effort- he heaves Jansen into an overhead press! NO! HIS LEG GAVE OUT! Hayes drops to his knees, letting Jansen fall. Ken lands behind Hayes and delivers a dropkick right between the shoulder blades! Hayes is down on all fours now- Ken moves in and rolls him up in a "la majistral" cradle! Adam Kent counts: ONE... TWO... BIG kickout by Smokin' John! Jansen grabs him by the hair- HAYES WITH A CHOP TO THE THROAT! That's not legal! Jansen falls backward and Hayes immediately goes for the cover: ONE... TWO... TH- hand on the bottom rope! The champ almost ended the match right there!

Rick - I think Valentine just about had a heart attack out at ringside! Jansen's fighting for breath now, and Hayes is having his way in the ring! Smokin' John has Jansen's legs... he hooks up the "Heartbeat of Canada" into the scorpion deathlock! That's part two in the Smoke Bomb combo! He wasn't able to apply it earlier in the match, but now he's going for the finish!

Dave - Jansen is scrambling on the mat, desperately looking for a rope he can grab... Hayes is going to put this man away!

Rick - Valentine is beside herself! And the Smokin' Bombshells are ecstatic! Gil Crowley is cheering on the TSK leader! The referee is asking him if he wants to submit... Jansen just cussed at him!

Dave - Ken is reaching blindly behind him... I think he's looking for Hayes' foot! He touches it!

Rick - He's starting to tug on that boot... Jansen's trying to upset Smokin' John's balance! Hayes is shifting the position of his feet to avoid Jansen's hand, but he's only disrupting his own center of gravity! Look at Ken- he's pushing himself off the mat! That's a desperation tactic if I ever saw one!

Dave - But it's working! Jansen's twisting... one of his legs slips out of Hayes's grasp! Hayes is trying to grab the free leg again, but Jansen is struggling with all his strength to the ropes- he grabs them! Adam Kent is telling Hayes to break the hold!

Rick - How is this man surviving in there?! I guarantee you that Jansen would've been a goner if he'd been cinched up in that scorpion deathlock immediately after the power bomb!

Dave - No doubt about it! Hayes is shouting obscenities at the referee... John was sure he had won the match! But no dice yet! Jansen is getting to his feet with difficulty now- he's really been through the wringer tonight! He's seeing Hayes distracted, yelling at Adam Kent... Jansen charges- LOW DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE! Hayes flips backward! He almost lands on his head! MY GOD! That had to HURT! Now Jansen is shaking off some fatigue... He grabs Hayes in a front facelock- hooks his leg- FISHERMAN BUSTER! He drops Hayes on the back of his head! No bridge on that takeover- Jansen just wanted to do some damage! Hayes is laid out on the canvas, breathing hard... even from here, you can see he's starting to get a glassy look in his eyes!

Rick - This could be Jansen's big break! Ken is making his way up the turnbuckles... Crowley is shouting at Hayes, trying to wake him up! It looks like Hayes is starting to move! Jansen is on the top rope now... he puts his arms in the air!

Jansen - I am the future... and you're HISTORY!

Rick - He jumps- FLYING LEGDROP! HE CONNECTS! RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Hayes tried to move out of the way, but Jansen just dropped on him like a ton of bricks! Both men are out cold- the impact of hitting the mat has stunned Jansen as well!

Dave - I'm not so sure that Jansen didn't sustain some serious back injuries from that fall! Especially after being stretched like an accordion all night! But would you LISTEN to this crowd reaction?! The fans are blowing the roof off of the Planet Dome! This has turned out to be one hell of an amazing match!

Rick - Referee Adam Kent is starting to count both men out!

Kent - ONE!..... TWO!..... THREE!.....

Dave - Neither of these men is moving, Rick! We might have to call in the paramedics when this is over!

Kent - FOUR!..... FIVE!..... SIX!.....

Rick - This could be it! I wouldn't blame either man for waiting out the count after everything they've been through!

Kent - SEVEN!..... EIGHT!.....

Dave - Hayes is moving! He's crawling over to Jansen... he puts an arm over Ken's chest! Adam Kent goes for the count: ONE... TWO... THRE- SHOULDER UP! That was SO close! Jansen is beginning to move again, and he's crawling toward the edge of the ring... he's heading for the TSK corner! Does he even realize where he's going?

Rick - Apparently not! Hayes is heading there too... He puts his boots to Jansen's back, sending him out to ringside! Right in the middle of the Smokin' Bombshells and those steel pipes! Not to mention "Livewire" Gil Crowley and that crutch! Valentine is rushing to help Jansen, but she's blocked by weapon-toting Bombshells! Legs and Candy are pressing her against a ringpost... Crowley's heaving Jansen to his feet with some difficulty- and he throws him directly into the ring apron! The referee is scolding Crowley, but Gil's claiming that he meant to roll Jansen back into the ring!

Dave - Yeah, right! In any case, we have Hayes now outside the ring, and he's ramming Jansen's face into the steel guardrails! Referee Adam Kent is starting to make the ring-out count... Smokin' John takes Jansen by the hair- whips him toward the ringpost- Jansen stops, tries to reverse the whip, but Hayes pulls him into a short-arm clothesline! Ken hits the floor hard! Adam Kent is up to six now, and Hayes is finally tossing Jansen under the bottom rope, and he follows him in. Jansen is having trouble getting up... Hayes runs against the ropes and comes back with a stomp to the back. Hayes is definitely back in control!

Rick - And the fans are booing the hell out of him! But Hayes doesn't care! He may be sensing the end coming very shortly! Meanwhile, outside the ring, the Smokin' Bombshells are taunting Valentine... it looks like they're challenging her to attack them! She still has that gold-plated megaphone, but I don't think she's going to walk into a massive steel-pipe beatdown!

Dave - Hayes has Jansen up in a standing position... whips him into the corner! Jansen goes shoulder-first between the turnbuckles, slamming into the ringpost! Right in front of Valentine! Smokin' John is just roaring with laughter! He goes to his own corner and smiles at Crowley and the Bombshells- he's really enjoying this! Jansen is painfully extricating himself from the corner, clutching that shoulder... it could be dislocated or even broken, Rick!

Rick - Jansen is leaning forward against the turnbuckles now, listening to something Valentine is saying... Hayes just jerked a thumb toward Jansen's corner- hold on now, the Smokin' Bombshells are starting to make their way around the ring with those steel pipes! Something smells foul here!

Dave - The referee is checking on Jansen right now- that shoulder could be in bad shape. But Jansen is telling him he doesn't want any help! Hold it- he noticed the approaching Bombshells. Now he's demanding that Adam Kent do something about them! The referee is shouting at Double D and the gang, but they're not paying him any heed!

Rick - Jansen's a fine one to complain about someone else's valets! We saw Valentine attacking Hayes on the floor earlier, after all. But look across the ring- Smokin' John Hayes is revving up to charge Jansen in the corner! Ken had better turn around!

Dave - Here he comes! This isn't going to be pretty... WAIT! What's that in Jansen's hand?

Rick - The megaphone! Valentine just passed it to him!

Dave - Hayes didn't see the transfer! Jansen whirls- OH MY GOD! HE SMASHES THE MEGAPHONE IN THE CHAMP'S FACE! The damn thing practically EXPLODED from the force! There's gold-colored plastic EVERYWHERE!

Rick - Jansen KNEW Hayes was coming up from behind! What a counterattack! Hayes is laying in a heap on the canvas... and I wouldn't be surprised if he was busted open from that shot!

Dave - Jansen is kicking megaphone fragments out of the ring... Now he hauls Smokin' John off the mat, puts him in an overhand headlock- running start and GOOD GOD! DOWN with the over-the-shoulder bulldog! He calls that the Panic Breaker, ladies and gentlemen! Hayes's neck took a violent jerk backward from the impact! The "Heartbeat of Canada" has this place in an UPROAR! Rick, I think Jansen could take this match home!

Rick - I think you're right! Jansen hooks the leg- But referee Adam Kent is still distracted by the Bombshells! Valentine is screaming at him to turn around! He does! It's a ONE.................. TWO................ THREE-

Dave - NO! HAYES KICKED OUT! HAYES KICKED OUT! Damn that referee! Jansen had this match won!

Rick - The crowd is raising hell out here! We're getting pelted with garbage! They wanted to see Hayes put down for the count!

Dave - Jansen's furious! But he's storming over to the corner- he steps through the ropes, and he's going to the top rope! We may be about to see that bone-crushing stomp he used on Vince Parker on Throttle! Hayes is still on the mat, but he appears to be stirring- can Jansen execute the move in time?

Rick - Hayes is lifting his head off the canvas... no, he falls limp again. I could have sworn he was on the verge of getting up!

Dave - Jansen's almost to the top! The Smokin' Bombshells are trying to herd Valentine away from that corner, but she's resisting... WAIT! "Livewire" Gil Crowley just climbed up on the apron! He's right behind Jansen! Ken hasn't seen him! Crowley grabs the top rope, jumps up- he BLASTS Jansen with a HUGE ENZUIGIRI using that heavy cast! Right at the base of the skull! HOLY CRAP! The crack from that blow is echoing through the whole arena! Jansen drops off the top rope and hits the apron like a sack of cement!

Rick - HEY! Did you see Hayes jump up off the mat? I KNEW he'd gotten his wind back- he was playing possum to lure Jansen into taking a risk!

Dave - I think you're right! Now he's gathering up Crowley... Referee Adam Kent has finally had enough! He's calling for the bell!

[The bell rings and the match is officially over.]

Pattera - Your winner by disqualification... The "Heartbeat of Canada", KEEEN JAAANSSSEEEN!!!

[Jim Pattera's announcement is barely heard over the infuriated boos filling the air. "Captive Heart" begins to play over the sound system, but it is thoroughly drowned out by the shouts of angry fans.]

Dave - This is an unpopular turn of events, Rick!

Rick - And with TSK involved, you have to know that it's not over- The Bombshells are trying to prevent Valentine from helping Jansen! But he landed right on the edge of the apron, and Val got to him quickly... Now she's half-supporting, half-dragging him up the aisle! No doubt she's trying to get the both of them out of there before anything else happens!

Dave - Here come the Bombshells... Crowley's right behind them... and leading the rush is Smokin' John Hayes! We should have seen this coming, Rick- the champ alluded to something like this right before the card! He said that Jansen had taken the bait, and all Hayes had to do was reel him in! Looks like we're seeing the fruition of that remark right now!

Rick - Valentine and Jansen aren't getting out of there fast enough! And Hayes and the others are all over them! They're getting MOBBED on the ramp! Jansen, groggy as he is, is fighting back, but the numbers are against him! The Bombshells are beating Valentine with the steel pipes... Crowley is restraining Jansen so John can pound away on him! OH! What a RIGHT! This is an out-and-out MASSACRE, Dave!

Dave - WAIT- Jansen just reached behind him and caught Crowley's head! HE DROPS HIM WITH THE PANIC BREAKER! That's one attacker down! But now that Jansen is on the floor, Hayes and a couple of Bombshells are stomping the hell out of him! Dragging him to his feet... Hayes gutwrenches him- SMOKE BOMB!

Rick - Here comes a platoon of officials! They're flooding the ramp now, and it looks like they're finally going to put an end to this riot. Hayes and the Bombshells are being separated from Valentine and Jansen... On the TSK side, Crowley's massaging his neck... As for the challengers: Valentine's just COVERED in bruises, and Jansen's looking pretty bad too!

Dave - But it looks like they can walk under their own power, which is always a hopeful sign! And when all's said and done, Jansen's "prophecy", if you will, has in fact come true: He DID score a win over Smokin' John Hayes!

Rick - Yeah, well, I don't think Jansen's going to be satisfied with a DQ victory... And I seriously doubt if Hayes even cares about the loss. I think TSK may have had this entire match set up SPECIFICALLY to mount this attack!

Dave - In any case, Ken Jansen and Valentine are leaving the arena... And Hayes, Crowley and the Bombsehells are looking awfully proud of themselves and the dirty work that they've done here tonight.

Rick - And with security escorting everyone to the back and the dust finally settling, Dave, though I can't say I'm a huge fan of EITHER the champ or of the "Heartbeat of Canada", I have a strong feeling that after a Jansen taking home the win here over Hayes, that we'll be seeing the two going at it once again in the future... especially considering the impressive showing that we saw from Jansen in just his second Planet Wrestling match. What I'm wondering is this: considering that this seemed to be nothing more than a scheme by Hayes and TSK to issue a beating to Jansen and his manager, was this all part of a TSK plan for Smokin John to meet with Jansen again in a title match sometime down the road, and perhaps NOT just an opportunity to launch an assault on the newcomer?

Dave - I know what you mean, Rick: the TSK camp didn't seem the least bit concerned over the disqualification outcome of this match, and don't forget that cryptic comment that Hayes recently offered when he declared in an interview that "he took the bait and now it's time to reel him in...". Having said something like that, Hayes may have been up to more than we can guess by going for the DQ here tonight. TSK finally leaving the arena now and the fans are STILL booing Hayes- Holy JIMMINY!!

[A cloud of smoke rises from the ramp before Hayes makes it through the curtain.][

Dave - What the heck is going on?!!

Rick - I'm not quite SURE, Dave: it almost looks like one of Hayes' smoke bombs that he's "allegedly" used before, but where it came from, I have no idea! Maybe he accidentally dropped one or something!

Dave - Well, whatever's going on, the smoke is filling up the area by the entranceway, and I can't see a THING over in that whole general location, folks!… I wonder what this is all about? Maybe there is a little dissension in the ranks of TSK afterall!

Rick - Whatever it is Dave, it looks like the smoke is clearing up… I'm seeing "Livewire"… and a couple of the Bombshells with those pipes in their hands ready to use 'em like weapons- HO! Look at that!!! Hayes is lying on the ramp, and I think he may be out cold!

[The shot gets a little bit closer. Through the curling wisps of smoke, we're able to tell that there's something spray-painted on Hayes' chest…]

Dave - Take a look at that on Hayes chest: it's some sort of triangular-like shield shape with the letters "SK" over it… Maybe someone forgot the "T" out in front?

Rick - Not to mention the big SUCKS underneath? "SK"…. Could it be Kahn? Or rather, "Super Kahn"? Whoever's behind this, Dave, you can bet that Kristoph Kahn might just be getting the blame for it!

Dave - Hayes now being helped up by a trio of Bombshells to the back and things are heating up with every passing second of Shockwave tonight! And as the Bombsheels clear out of the arena, the mercury is about to start rising at a fever pitch, folks, because up next we have the SECOND match in our Shockwave DOUBLE main event, where we'll be seeing NX's Zed "Black Thunder" Logan out to avenge his brother in the PW's first-ever INFERNO rules match against TSK's scandalous and controversial "Hellraiser" Dave Carson! And I hate to be the bearing of bad puns, but this one's sure to be a barn-burner! Let's get to Jim Pattera and get things underway!

[The bell rings, and the shot cuts to the inside of the ring, where Jim Pattera stands, with mic in hand. We're able to see that some sort of device surrounds the length of each side of the ring apron.]

Pattera - The following is scheduled for one fall, under INFERNO MATCH RULES!!!

[Lights go out, and "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath starts to play. The crowd is on its feet for Zed Logan.]

Pattera - Ladies and Gentlemen, from Death Valley, standing 6'11", weighing in at 335 pounds, introducing Zeeed Looogaaan!!!

[The chants over power the announcement as Zed Logan makes his way onto the ramp out in a cloud of smoke, with sounds of thunder rumbling in the background. He then raises his hands, and with a drop of his arms, fire explodes from the walkway, as well as from the ring posts. The fans are going nuts as Zed proceeds to run down the ramp and slides into the ring. He faces the crowd and does the NX crotch chop, as the cheer him on loudly.]

Dave - And Logan looks pumped, Rick! You can bet every last penny that he has one thing on his mind right now, and it's setting Dave Carson ablaze for what the TSK'er did to his brother Zack at Zero Tolerance!

Rick - I don't think there's a doubt there in ANYONE'S mind, Dave! He's out for justice in his brother's name, and that's really all there is to it...

Dave - Wait just one second!

[The shot cuts from the ring to the arena entrance, where standing on either side of the curtain are the two burly men recently seen associating with Esquire in his interview spots. Esquire though, is nowhere to be seen...]

Rick - Looks like Esquire's sent his goons to send a message out to "Hellraiser"- he'd better have backup when he makes it through that curtain!

["Desire" by Ozzy Osbourne Begins... Boos drown out the announcement.]

Pattera - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, coming from Badlands of South Dakota, standing 6'6", weighing 296 pounds, "Hellraiser" Dave Carson!!!

Dave - It's no secret that the crowd isn't exactly siding with Carson on this one, but after seeing TSK make minced meat out of Jansen and Valentine after the bell at our last match, they're booing Carson here ruthlessly, even though Dave Carson's not even shown his face yet!

Rick - It should be interesting to see what's going to happen here, Dave, but with those goons of Esquire's at the entranceway, I wouldn't be surprised is Carson just camped out in the TSK dressing room for the night or even packed up to go home!

[The shot switches to the crowd, where we see Dave Carson trudging his way through a mass of angry fans, toward the ring.]

Dave - That's Dave Carson folks, and he must have figured that there would be trouble brewing for him, because he's taking the alternate route to the ring!

Rick - Yeah, he knows that he's got a bullseye on his head a mile wide, Dave, and he's taking the easy way out once again: go figure!!

Dave - Hold that thought Rick...

[The shot switches back to the ramp, where we see Esquire charging the ring.]

Dave - Because here comes Esquire!! Carson over the rail- and he's struck with a boot to the midsection by Esquire before he could make it into the ring! Carson doubled-over and he looks surprised at the attack- OH!! A swinging neckbreaker by Esquire on the outside! Being picked up by Esquire again by the back of the neck- slams Carson's face into the ring apron! This one's not even started yet, but the crowd is on their feet: Carson may be in trouble- HELLO! It's Zed Logan reaching over the ropes and grabbing Carson by armpits and hoisting him into the ring- SUPLEXES Carson over and into the ring! What POWER from the big man!! Carson on his back, and we're about to get things underway, but for some reason, the beginning bell still hasn't yet sounded!!

Rick - Nevertheless Zed Logan is taking over from the start and the fans are ecstatic!! Zed Logan has him up- spins him around- Inverted atomic drop! And now hoists him up- He's trying to get him up in a torture rack backbreaker, but "Hellraiser" was just too quick and managed to worm his way out of it!

[We see in the shot that Esquire is leaving the ringside area.]

Rick - Lucky for him: This one could have been over even before it had even started!!

[The bell rings, and as soon as it does, flames jut out form the device set up on the ring apron. They rise to about the level of the ring ropes, passing them only by a couple of inches.]

*** Zed "Black Thunder" Logan Vs "Hellraiser" Dave Carson ***

Dave - Whoa DOCTOR!! And speaking of starting, they've started a WALL of FLAMES here on the ring apron, and things are literally starting to heat up real quick! Logan on a mission from the bell and he's got Carson backed into a corner and is pounding away at one half of the PW Tag Team Champions with a series of closed fists and elbow shots! Carson slumping down to the mat and trying to shield himself, but it's Zed Logan now with a series of boots to the body just driving Carson down into a ball! Logan now with that big boot and he has it just JAMMED across the throat of Dave Carson!!

Rick - HA! What a great move!

Dave - And the fans are on their feet here and loving every SECOND of this and every shade darker that Carson is turning!! It's ALL legal in this match folks, 'cause the only thing that matters is that the man who is set on fire first walks away the loser! "Hellraiser" trying to push himself out of that corner, but Zed Logan just holding him there with his boot- OH!

[A loud explosion goes off, obviously startling Zed.]

Rick - JESUS!! All this fire and now explosions!

Dave - And a hook of the tights there by Carson and he sent Logan chin-first into the turnbuckle! OH!!!! And Carson with a quick low blow on Zed Logan and down goes the NX big man!

Rick - Carson must have had someone time that explosion backstage so that it would throw Logan off or something, and if that's the case it seems to have worked all too well: "Black Thunder" on the mat and he's hurting!

Dave - You're not kidding! I think that every single male in the building and out there in TV land is feeling that one right along with him. Dave Carson from his knees now a choke on Zed Logan!! Carson returning the favor I guess...

Rick - Logan trying to struggle free- and he does by swatting away the hand of "Hellraiser"!

Dave - And it's Logan batting his hand away to break the hold with a wild swing! Logan shoves him off!

Rick - WOW! What strength by the "Black Thunder"! Carson right back up- and drops a knee on the lower leg of Logan! Carson playing it smart and attacking Logan's legs early here... Carson now on his feet again and hauling Logan up off the canvas- Scoops him up and slams him-

[With a roar, the flames around the apron shoot up to about two feet higher than the ring ropes with the impact.]

Dave and Rick - [in unison] WOAH!!!

Rick - Holy SMOKES! Things are REALLY heating up! That one surprised everyone in the building, "Hellraiser" included! Zed Logan now pushing himself to his feet, but "Hellraiser" right there to capitalize- Double-axehandle to the back by Carson!! HoHO! And a nice move there by "Black Thunder", as when he was down on a knee, took Carson down to the mat with a fireman's carry slam!! And it looks like "Hellraiser" felt too close to the fire for comfort as he scrambled away from the ropes and the flames!

Dave - There's no doubt that this is a dangerous match Rick, and Dave Carson, despite his bragging about how he's going to burn Zed Logan, could just as easily end up on the receiving end of that fire. Carson on his feet and they lock up! WOAH!! Shoved back down to the mat with AUTHORITY by Logan! Just listen to the fans, Rick: They're LOVING this match!!

Rick - And they're not the only ones, Dave! It's always nice to see anyone from TSK to be having a rough time in the ring, and that goes DOUBLE for "Hellraiser"! But Carson up to his feet again and charging in runs into the big man but he didn't budge an inch!! Off the ropes now is Carson- with the clothesline- AGAIN it's Zed "Black Thunder" Logan standing his ground as solid as a mountain and this time it's Carson hitting the mat!!! And it's "Black Thunder" bringing "Hellraiser" to his feet the hard way- OH!! What a short clothesline by Zed Logan to take "Hellraiser" off his feet!!

Dave - Dave Carson lunging off the mat toward Logan and knocking him off his feet!! Desperation maneuver there by Dave Carson... Dave Carson crawling to Zed Logan- OH! "Hellraiser" resorting to the choke once again!! "Hellraiser" just choking the LIFE out of
Logan!!

Rick - And unfortunately there's no 5-count in this match, Dave!

Dave - But it's Carson letting go on his own volition here and pulling Logan up- Irish whips him into the corner- follows him in- OH!!! And with the big clothesline! Zed Logan having some troubles now. Carson setting him up on the turnbuckle- wait a SECOND!! Dave Carson with Logan up there, but he's leaning on Zed and trying to push him toward the flames!! Logan trying desperately to resist, but he's getting close- Carson pulls back- And into a superplex!!!

[The flames shoot up once again with a bang on impact.]

Rick - [surprised] HO!! [composes himself] As much as I hate to say it, that was a great move there by "Hellraiser": he had Logan in a lose-lose situation. Either Logan took the burn there, or he pulled away from it to give a good momentum on the superplex...

Dave - I hate it when you're right, Rick, but I have to agree... Logan getting to his feet and Carson climbing to the top once again- OH!! Zed Logan up quicker than expected- Dropkicked Carson in the knee and knocked him down split-legged onto the turnbuckle!!

Rick - Ha HA! He'll be singing soprano after that!

Dave - Logan up going to the top now to join Carson- lifting him up off the turnbuckle- and into a superplex of his own!!

[The flames shoot up with a bang.]

Dave - [surprised] WHEW! [trying to compose himself] Still trying to get used to that here folks... They're BOTH down and out on the canvas now folks, but let me tell you, each and every fan here in the jam-packed Planet Dome are on their feet!

Rick - Zed Logan's putting on QUITE a show here, Dave, and he's well-deserving of every single clap that he gets in this ovation! For him to recover off of that superplex to deliver one of his own was, in a word, amazing! We've not seen much from him so far, but adding a little "Black Thunder" to NX may have just what the doctor ordered! Zed's got some SERIOUS power that New Generation X needed, and he demonstrated it nicely by just TEARING "Hellraiser" up off that turnbuckle for the superplex.

Dave - And still neither man has moved a muscle: it's hard to say if they're just trying to recharge the batteries a little or if they're unconscious... and it looks like I spoke too soon as it's Dave Carson stirring first, but I'm not sure if he even knows where he is, Rick.

Rick - After his crotch-turnbuckle collision, I'll tell you EXACTLY where he is Dave: in a world of hurt!

Dave - Good call- but Zed Logan finally getting his footing now, even if he does look a little wobbly... Double-axehandle by Logan down onto the lower back of Carson and down goes one half of the tag champs. Pulling Carson up by the tights now- pulls him in... brings him up- DOWN-

[With a roar, the flames jump loudly once again.]

Dave - And he drove him into the mat with a piledriver! Once again, both men are on the mat and let me tell the viewers at home that the temperature has steadily been rising here at ringside alone, so must seem like an OVEN in there to Logan and Carson!

Rick - No kidding! I'm sweating BUCKETS out here, it's hard to imagine what they're experiencing in that literal ring of fire! Some wrestlers have been known to shed up to ten pounds in a regular match that lasts very long from as a result of all the water their bodies lose through sweating - just think of how dehydrated these two are going to be after the match if this one goes the distance!

Dave - From the looks of things, they're starting to feel the effects of the heat in there already, Rick: they look to be exhausted!

Rick - But getting up first once again it's Zed Logan, and ladies and gentlemen, he may have it here, as it's looking like "Hellraiser" is out like a light! He's pulling Carson up- Standing side headlock by Logan- on the run-

[The flames burst up once again.]

Rick - BULLDOGGED him down!!

Dave - Maybe that wasn't such a good move: looks like he may have woke Carson up with that move! Still, it's Carson on the canvas and looking dazed and Zed Logan pulling him up and into another side headlock.... Carson trying to power out, but Zed Logan just wrenching it on!

Rick - The "Black Thunder" really taking control of this one: he's wearing "Hellraiser" down with a simple side headlock, and it may soon be time for some Bar-B-Q TSK!

Dave - Not quite yet, Rick! Logan shoved off by Carson and off the ropes- charging Carson- Carson ducked and pulled the rope down, and sent Zed Logan to the outside!!!

Rick - He's lucky that he had that layer of sweat build up, Dave- otherwise, he'd be one crispy critter right now, after flying through those flames! Zed Logan on the outside, though and he hit hard! And just look at the smug "Hellraiser" on the inside...

Dave - Hold the PHONE! Forget the inside of the ring, look at the outside!!!

[The camera shot switches to the crowd, where "The Natural" Lawrence Watts is marching through the crowd with a fire extinguisher in his hand.]

Rick - I should have known that TSK would be sticking their noses into this!!

Dave - Watts now climbing over the steel rail- Zed Logan getting up- Watts winding up!...

[There's a big resounding clang, as Watts hammers Zed with the fire extinguisher.]

Dave - Jesus LORD! What a tremendous IMPACT!! Watts COMPLETELY wiped Logan out with that swing! He's out cold, and it's looking bad for the NX'er folks...What the heck is Watts doing now?!!

Rick - My GOD! It's a can of LIGHTER FLUID!!! He's squirting it on Zed Logan's chest but he's REALLY taking- I think he's writing something, Dave!

Dave - Sweet mother of MERCY, somebody put a STOP to this!

Rick - Wait a second! Who the he!! is THAT?!!

Dave - What?

[The shot cuts to the crowd, where we see a large man shoving his way through the crowd. Covering his face is a black and blue leather mask with the black representing a background and the blue representing flames. The mask is hooked by an elastic strap at the chin and must be secured by another strap around the back, as its top is open, allowing the man's pony-tailed hair to be seen.]

Dave - I have no idea, Rick, but he's charging the ring like a runaway train! Over the steel rail now and I'm not so sure that Watts has noticed him yet- [CLANG!] OH!! Right in the head that time with the fire extinguisher!

Rick - And here comes that big guy out of the crowd- hey! Those are the "Blue Thunder"'s TIGHTS! I think that's Zack Logan!! The masked man charging Watts- RAN him OVER with a clothesline from behind!!!

[The crowd cheers loudly and is on its feet.]

Dave - Watts on the floor- OH!!

[The cheers turn to boos.]

Dave - I can't believe that Watts had the presence of mind to pull the fire extinguisher on Zack Logan... or WHOEVER that is, and spray him in the face with it!! It'll cool the big man off for a bit though, and it seems to have effectively BLINDED him for the moment!

Rick - And take a look at "Hellraiser" on the inside: He was looking worried when Watts got nailed, but he's loving every second of the chaos that he's seeing on the outside.

Dave - And it's no wonder: Zed Logan looks like he's likely unconscious, sprawled out on the floor, and the man who seems to be just about the right size to match the profile of Zed's brother, Zack Logan, is staggering around, blinded!

Rick - Oh for the love o' GOD! "Hellraiser" up on the turnbuckle and he just SPIT down onto Zed Logan!

Carson [yelling from inside the ring] - Get back in the ring, you fa[BLEEP!]t!!

Dave - The fans here are showing what they think of Carson too, as he's being pelted with debris... At ringside it's Lawrence Watts getting back to his feet- RAMS that fire extinguisher into the gut of the masked man!

Rick - That HAS to be Zack, Dave! I'm sure of it!

Dave - Well, whoever he is, it looks like he's about to suffer the same fate as Zed did just a few moments ago... and we're going to be getting a good view of it as we're right next to the whole thing... The masked man down on one knee and Watts with that extinguisher over his hea-

[David Deyo's words catch in his throat as a loud thud is heard, followed immediately by a body that flies into the shot and, while in mid-air, slams a steel chair across the back of Lawrence Watts' head. Watts collapses, as the unknown assailant #2 makes his landing... all this happening barely in a couple seconds.]

Dave [surprised] - My dear GOD- what just happened?

Rick - It's OutCast, Dave!! He just slammed a chair across the back of Watts' head and Watts is down on he floor! I think he's out!! We HAVE to be able to get a replay of that!

[The screen "splits" so that on one side we see the live action, and on the other we see the replay.]

Rick - You can see in the replay here that Outcast, dresses in his street clothes ran and jumped out of the crowd, onto the safety rail and with the momentum, jumped to OUR announcer's table and jumped AGAIN to clobber "The Natural"!!

Dave - But Dave Carson on the inside doesn't look too happy about all this and he's coming to do something about it, too! Carson slingshotting himself to the outside and landing on his feet, but here comes OutCast charging in- Sidestepped by Carson and he sent him into the ringpost! OutCast down and there's bodies EVERYWHERE- JESUS!!!

Rick - WHOOO!! Zack Logan just LEVELED Carson with a clothesline from hell just as "Hellraiser" was turning to face him! He just about ripped Dave Carson's head clean OFF with that one! That man's on a rampage!! Pulling Carson up- Drops him throat-first across the safety rail! Dave Carson taking a beating at the hands of Carson, but there's no DQ here folks- either Zed or "Hellraiser" has to be set on fire to end this one!

Dave - Dave Carson on the floor out here and his neck is visibly hurt from that drop ladies and gentlemen: it's hard to say if he's being re-injured from either Esquire's recent attack, his fall at Zero Tolerance, or if he's simply hurting from his neck colliding with cold steel just now, but he's down and holding his neck in pain!

Rick - And this masked man isn't letting up either! Zack's kicking him in the ribs like a madman! Now pulling "Hellraiser" up by the back of the neck and he's leading him toward the ring and putting his face up to the flames- OH! And a back elbow to the ribs by Carson saved him! Dammit! SO close!

Dave - But it's Zed Logan back to his feet and coming to the rescue! The masked man ducked- FLYING CROSSBODY BY ZED LOGAN!!!

Rick - WOW!! That masked "Blue Thunder" timed that one PERFECTLY with Zed's jump! This is INCREDIBLE!! And now "Black Thunder" letting his thunder be felt as he's all OVER "Hellraiser" with a flurry of closed fists!! The crowd is on its feet and going retarded!!!

Dave - You're not kidding! And here comes the masked man! And OutCast's coming around!! Dave Carson is all KINDS of trouble right now!! Zed Logan pulling Carson up off the floor and  both he and the man we can only guess is his brother are setting him up for something- Wait a second: OutCast is up and telling them to hold on a second... Dear LORD!! OutCast's pulling up the protective mats that we have here at ringside- Logan and the masked man- DOUBLE POWERBOMB ON CARSON!!!! "Hellraiser" Dave Carson being TRIPLE TEAMED here by Logan, OutCast and that mystery man and- Holy GOD: I think they're setting up for ANOTHER!!!

Rick - They're trying to end Carson's career, Dave, just like "Hellraiser" tried to do to NX's "Blue Thunder" and "Kamakize"!! And would you LISTEN to the fans' reaction!

Dave - It's absolutely DEAFENING!! But take another look at the aisle and here comes Gil Crowley!

[We see a quick shot of the ramp, where Crowley is slowly making his way toward the ring. The shot quickly cuts back to the action.]

Rick - He may not get there in time though, Dave: he's still hobbling on that broken leg and crutch! "Hellraiser"'s a goner!!

[Zed Logan, with Crowley bent over into a standing headscissors, does his crotch chop, directing it at Crowley.]

Rick - WOO-HOOOOO!!! It's total BEDLAM in the audience here tonight! Zed with him up- ANOTHER DOUBLE POWERBOMB ON THE CONCRETE BY ZED AND THE MASKED MAN!!!! And holy CRAP: I think they're going to set him up for NUMBER THREE!!

Dave - But here comes Gil Crowley sneaking onto the scene: he's keeping below the steel rail and no one's really noticed him yet, Rick! This could spell trouble for Zed Logan and company!! We've already seen what kind of damage he can do in our last match, and you can bet that crutch he has isn't just there to help him stand up! But what I'M wondering is where is the World Champ?!

Rick - I don't know Dave, but here comes Crowley- OH!!! SPEARED that crutch right in the ribs of OutCast!! Jams it into the throat of the masked man! And now- he SPLINTERED it over the back of Zed Logan! The crowd just realizing what's happening, and they're booing Crowley like crazy and tossing their garbage his way!

Dave - And with OutCast, the masked man and Logan laid out, Crowley now is trying to revive Carson, but I'm not sure if he saw what just happened to his tag partner, otherwise I don't think he'd be trying at all. Crowley realizing the error of his ways and now he's trying to revive Watts and looks to be having more success- Zed Logan though getting to his feet- Crowley looking over his shoulder and redoubling his efforts on Watts who seems to be coming to his senses! This is a race against time here folks and the crowd is in a FRENZY!

Rick - Logan on his feet! Watts on his feet! They charge each other- And it's like the unstoppable force against the immovable object, Dave: NO ONE'S moving an inch! But who's that coming out of the crowd now?!!... It's THE ICE MAN!!! Michaels up on the steel rail- flying clothesline off of it takes Crowley off of his feet!! Michaels back up and making his way toward the stalemate between Logan and Watts- OW: a big chop to Watts' kidney and Logan spins him around- Full nelson applied by Logan!! And the Ice man taking a couple of steps back- BACK IN WITH THE ICEKICK!!!

Dave - And with Watts not being able to dodge, WOW what an impact he got off that one!!Watts is back on the floor ance again, and there's bodies EVERYWHERE!!! But more importantly, Dave Carson is down and he looks to be out!

Rick - No doubut about it Dave: There aren't very many men in Planet Wrestling or even the world who can stay conscious after not one, but TWO vicious double powerbombs onto a concrete floor... and from SEVEN FEET UP at that!!

Dave - Zed Logan can smell victory here, and with the Watts and Crowley down for the count, he might just have this one in the bag!... But where in the heck is Smokin John Hayes?!!

Rick - Who CARES?!!! Zed Logan about to scorch-

Dave - And finally, here comes a HUGE security team to clear up the whole mess at ringside! But it's Zed Logan waking the masked man up... The masked man coming around and Logan pulling Carson up and bringing him toward the apron!! But it doesn't look like Zed Logan is finished quite yet! He's setting a table up here at ringside while security is rounding all the non-participants in this match up and bring them to the back... Logan now rolling Carson onto the top of the table- what are we going to see here folks?!

Rick - Judging by the fact that Zed is actually FOLLOWING him up there onto that table, if it doesn't buckle under their collective weight, I'd say we're going to see a brainbuster through the table, Dave- Or maybe even the ThunderShocker or to put the icing on the cake, maybe even his brother's finisher: the THUNDERCRACKER!!!!

Dave - I can't believe what I'm seeing, Rick, but it looks like the answer to my question is D: None of the above!! Zed just gorilla pressed Carson and tossed him over the top like a ragdoll!! And now Logan just dove in over the top rope himself to follow Carson in there! Logan's taking a chance here by trying to do more damage: there's no question that Carson was unconscious in anyone's mind, and it in my opinion, he should have gone for the win while he had the chance!

Rick - Well, at least it's not looking like anyone else will be getting involved to help him out: Security has essentially formed a human wall around this ring and it doesn't look like they're about to go anywhere… Logan up on his feet now and he's in after Carson right away- lifts him up off the canvas and into the air- and across the knee for the backbreaker!!

Dave - And I can't believe what I'm telling you folks, but it looks as if the jarring that Carson received from the backbreaker jolted him into consciousness!

Rick - But I don't think he even knows what federation he's in, Dave! Just look at the man's eyes: he's totally in a world of his own right now! And the "Black Thunder" KNOWS it too!

[Zed Logan does his NX crotch chop for the crowd. They respond with their own versions of the taunt and a cheer…]

crowd [in unison] - SMEG OFF!!!

Dave - But wait a second! Dave Carson holding his back with one hand, but he's fiddling with his boot- he's slipped on that leather glove of his, Rick and you  can bet it's loaded too!! Logan turning around, but he still thinks that Carson is in la-la land! Carson burst off the mat and charges with a wild swing- GLANCING BLOW OFF OF THE FACE OF ZED LOGAN, and Logan goes DOWN like a redwood-

Rick - HO!!! But "Hellraiser" stumbled and got his arms tied up in the ringropes! Zed Logan trying to shake off the effects of that shot from Carson and look at Carson: he may not be much more than semi-conscious, or even be aware of who his opponent is right now, but he sure as he!! knows that he's not in a good spot and you can tell by the way he's struggling!

Dave - And look at this: Zed Logan actually getting up to his feet!!

Rick -He's looking over at "Hellraiser" Dave, and I think he's just realized what kind of opportunity he really has here! Zed Logan looking intently- charging- OH!!!! SPEARED "Hellraiser" while he was caught in the ropes!!! And Carson STILL all tied up!

Dave - Zed Logan up again and pummeling away at Carson, but look at this: The top and second ring ropes have caught fire from being shoved back as a result of the impact from the spear delivered by Logan! Carson not faring very well and unless he can get himself untangled from those ropes and SOON, we're going to be seeing Zed Logan going undefeated after his second match here!

Rick - And the "Black Thunder" taking advantage of every second of this! Look at the kicks he's ramming Carson with! Winding up- OH! What a right to the face of "Hellraiser"- And Carson is busted open ladies and gentlemen!

Dave - And like a ravenous white shark, the smell of blood is only making each of the men more vicious: Logan's chopping Carson down with renewed vigor, but Carson on his end, is like a caged animal, kicking and screaming in the attempt not only to keep Logan away, but to get himself untangled before the approaching flames end this match!! Zed Logan now taking a step back- PRESSING the sole of his boot onto the throat of Carson-

Rick - But he's getting "Hellraiser" even closer to the fire!! Aaaaand YES!!! DAVE CARSON IS *ON FIRE*!!! His arm and exposed hand have been lit ON FIRE!!! But Zack Logan not letting up on the beating!

[The bell rings and "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath plays...]

Rick - And listen to Carson scream!!

Dave - The flames on the apron have been extinguished and now security putting Carson out with an extinguisher!... UGH!!!!! The smell of burning leather and human flesh is absolutely PUTRID ladies and gentlemen! [he coughs and gags]. On the inside, though, Zed Logan is STILL laying in to the tied up and charred Carson with punches and kicks, but security finally getting in between them! [coughs] Let's here Jim Pattera's official [coughs] announcement...

Pattera - You winner: Zed "Black Thunder" Looooooooooogaaaaann!!!

Dave - The capacity crowd at the Dome on its feet and giving Logan an standing ovation folks, and let me tell you: after all TSK's done to New Generation X and the rest of the PW roster, he's well-deserving of it! That's it for Shockwave ladies and gentlemen! For Rick Richards, I'm David Deyo: Goodnight and see you at Throttle! [under his breath] I need a drink of water...

[The PW Theme plays and credits show. The shot of Carson being attended to by a pack of nervous-looking EMTs, followed by a series of replays of the night's highlights in slow motion are shown, then the shot cuts to the Planet Wrestling logo. This remains for a couple of seconds, and the broadcast ends.]