This rumor mill is where you can hear all the latest rumblings of the PW world. These rumors can serve the purposes of furthering angles, creating attention for a new charcter, and sometimes just to get a good laugh. Whether your character acknowledges what is posted here is up to you. If a particular rumor doesn't meet your approval, then you may simply choose to ignore it (which is most often the case).

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Praxical Magic- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
Though unconfirmed, some sources say that PW wrestler Praxis has been cast for a role in the live action series based on Ben Edlund's comic book superhero, The Tick. Rumore has it that Praxis will be playing a supervillan sorcerer by the name of Alex Kazam. The Tick aires Thursdays at 8:30 Est. on FOX.

Wrestlers Set to Hit Rings- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
A numner of Planet Wrestling's roster and staff will be attending the priemere of Peter Jackson's film interpretation of J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy epic, The Lord of the Rings. The first of the three films opens Wednesdays. Misty Xiao, who alegedly has been a fan of the furry-footed hobbits for years, is espcially looking forward to the opening.

Praxical Magic- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
Though unconfirmed, some sources say that PW wrestler Praxis has been cast for a role in the live action series based on Ben Edlund's comic book superhero, The Tick. Rumore has it that Praxis will be playing a supervillan sorcerer by the name of Alex Kazam. The Tick aires Thursdays at 8:30 Est. on FOX.

New Recruit- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
Inside sources claim that General Jonothan Paine has recently aquired a new member for his team.

He's No Angel- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
Slasher was brought in for questionning over the weekend in regards to a recent drug bust in Montreal, of which the Hell's Angels are suspected to be involved with. Slasher was released, as police were unable to find any proof that Slasher had any knowledge of the operation.

Gold is a Woman's Best Friend- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
Planet Wrestling may be introducing a Women's Championship in 2002.

Hoods Through- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
It's been rumored that the Hardcore Hoods tag team has decided to call it quits in order to pursue wrestling individually.

Crossed Wires- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
The recently crowned UWP World Grand Unified Heavyweight Champion, Live Wire, is rumored to be making a special appearance on Planet Wrestling programming in the near furture, to give his thoughts on Drunkaholic's suicide.

Influx- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
A number of new wrestlers have recently signed PW contracts, and will gradually be appearing in the new year. This recent boom in signing reflects the fact that Planet Wrestling will soon be letting a number of its less active wrestlers go to clear up some room on the roster and the payroll.

Rudos Comeback?- [1 7. 1 2 . 0 1]
Rudy Rudos, who recently left Planet Wrestling after "being taken away by aliens" may be making a return to the PW ring in 2002.

The Gold Dragon: Former K-1 Fighter?- [1 3 . 0 7 . 0 1]
Lately, there has been much mystery to "The Gold Dragon" Kevin Peterson's history before Planet Wrestling. Well, there may be another possibility added to the list because an extremely loyal fan of the K-1 Martial Arts fighting league says that Peterson was once a K-1 competitor. "I remember him competing in one of the K-1 Grand Prix's and facing off against such K-1 stars as Andy Hug, Peter Aerts, and Musashi". There is no significant proof that this happened, but now one has to wonder if "The Gold Dragon" is hiding anything about his past.

3rd Wrestler Movie Deal: Hayes as Duke Nukem - [1 3 . 0 7 . 0 1]
According to new sources, another reason Smokin' John Hayes has disappeared from Planet Wrestling action is because HE is also in a movie deal. Rumors have been swirling around about a movie version of the popular Duke Nukem game series, and now there are reports of Hayes being cast into the leading role as Duke Nukem."The casting team for the upcoming movie said John's attitude was perfect for the role of Duke Nukem, and they even said he looked alot like him. They said he may have to reduce his mass JUST A LITTLE BIT to be accurate in size with the video game character, but everything else is perfect", said one of the sources. Another source said "John Hayes can do all of Duke Nukem's famous quotes like 'Hail to the king, baby!', and 'Eat lead!', very accurately. If anyone can do it, its gonna be Smokin' John Hayes". With all these rumors about movie deals swirling around, who knows how many more Planet Wrestling superstars will go Hollywood!

Golden Dragon... Former CSW Cross Country Champion? - [2 1. 0 5 . 0 1]
After watching a CSW tape (given to Tommy Glide by Sean Swanson, apparently), several staff members swear that one of the wrestlers, and the defending CSW Cross Country Champion, was Kevin Peterson. The wrestler was an african-American, wearing a red mask, and robes similar to those of ninjas, also in red, was an incredible athlete. His martial arts skills were unmatched by his competitors, and his finisher, a dragon sleeper into a back brainbuster, was the last note on a great match.

PAIN Crumbling - [2 1. 0 5 . 0 1]
With Dehumanizer retired, Nemisis having been betrayed and gone missing, and now the Canadian Crippler defecting from the group, it is suspected that the PAIN Foundation, which had been existing in some form or another for years now, may finally be crumbling into nothingness, speculate some wrestling analysts. "With all that's gone on lately, not to mention the fact that Swanson and Jansen aren't exatly in the best situation, with Swanson gunning for a shot at the vacant World Title in the No Vanancy match against Jansen, how can this group possibly hold together? Dehumanizer used to be the glue, at least... he was the main reason that the PAIN had stayed alive even this long. But with no Dehumanizer left to hold the group together, it's just going to fall apart".

Crippler, Esquire to Join Nesbit's "Organization" - [2 1. 0 5 . 0 1]
After the Canadian Crippler's defection from the PAIN Foundation and joining forces with Esquire, along with his new partner Crippler has decided to become a member of Edward Nesbit's "Organization". "Crippler knows there's strength in numbers. Heck, you heard him going on about his old teammates from years past. He wants to go back to those days of being a dominanat force in the fed, and he's been around long enough to know that it takes solid backup to remain a dominanat force" said a prominent wrestling analyst. "He's nobody's fool, and he knows very well that if he could have Esquire and Nesbit combine their financial resources, that not a single wrestler in the world would be out of their reach".

Rudos, AngelKillers in Cahoots - [2 1. 0 5 . 0 1]
Rudy Rudos has signed on as the latest member to the group formerly known as New Generation X, and his attacks on Aftershock were among his first assignmnets for the group. Rudos' services aren't coming cheap, however, as he's acting more as a mercernary than a teammate, doing the group's bidding for cash. A related rumour has the AngelKillers and Zack Logan joining forces with Edward Nesbit's "Organization", so that they might be able to pay Rudos off. Similarly, Drunkaholic has also been looking into becomeing a "gun for hire" for the former New Generation X, as he needs the money to pay off legal bills.

Fallout the Movie... - [2 1. 0 5 . 0 1]
Homie G and Showtime are cast in the new Fallout movie, but also apparently cast in the movie as Harold is... former PW Champ Herald? Big news as it seems that most wrestlers are making big money in movies. Also rumoured to be in the game as the town greeter of Klamath... the Drunkaholic... The movie will be based on the popular video game series of the same name from Microprose.

Destroyer Surfaces - [2 1. 0 5 . 0 1]
Contrary to a number of rumours that had been surrounding the giant of a man, Destroyer is aalive and kicking, and has accepted the challenge issued by Trigonometry for a handicap match at Shockwave. It is rumoured, however, that Destroyer has found a freind that he will have help him even the odds in case Trigonometry decides to use any underhanded tactics.

Kahn Swanson? - [2 1. 0 5 . 0 1]
In what could be called the battle of the year, Kristoph Kahn will fight Sean Swanson one on one for control of the galaxy! Thats right, Sean Swanson is another of the PW stars to hit the big screen, as Sean will apparently play one of the Nemisises of Kristoph Kahn. Does that make Sean a good guy, bad guy, or what?

Icon a Deadbeat - [2 0 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Planet Wrestling's "The Icon" failed to show up for a number of scheduled practice sessions with his Tag Team Tournament partner, Slasher, says an anonymous tipster. "There's no doubt in my mind that he just didn't care about wheteher they won this tag team tournament or not. The guy has potential, but as far as I'm concerned, he's just too lazy to make it anywhere in a company like Planet Wrestling. If he wants to 'get reccognized' at all, he's going to have to get off his lazy @$$ and start doing something for a change" said source.

Day of the Dredd - [1 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
A newcomer to Planet Wrestling, Dredd Scott, will reportedly be making his debut on Shockwave. His opponent is as of yet unnamed.

Back to School - [1 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Planet Wrestling's Marky$Marc has decided to take a correspondance course in blueprint design while he's hospitalized. "He said he wants to keep his options open" said one of the hospital's nurses.

Destroyer Finds Long Lost Brother - [1 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
After winning his match against Trig member Sine at Shockwave, Destroyer went backstage, only to find his long-lost brother to be waiting for him: the "hilarious" comedian known as Carrot Top! The two have since gone on a vacation to "catch up on old times", thus the seeming dissapearance of Destroyer since Shockwave.

Praxis to be Dropped - [1 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Planet Wrestling Co-President gary Gibbs was recently overheard talking about the future of PW wrestler Praxis. Having barely wrestled for the comapany since arriving, "he's currently not worth the money they're paying him" says source. "If he doesn't wrestle soon, they're going to toss his sorry butt to the curb for breach of contract".

Muskrat Imprisoned, Fined- [1 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
The Flying Muskrat had been imprisoned following his attack on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" host Regis Philbin. However, shortly after being locked up, the Muskrat was released on bail, which was posted by his manager, Willy the Whale Harpooner. The Flying Muskrat has also been fined by Planet Wrestling for his attack on Philbin, as well as Muskrat's attack on CNN's Larry King.

Destroyer Wins Lotto, Buys Magic Beans - [1 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Despite a strong first match in Planet Wrestling, Destroyer believed that his career wasn't going anywhere and decided that he would put his life savings into tickets for a state lotto... Remarkably, the big man was lucky, and won a few million dollars. However, sources report that the winnings have since been spent on a "miracle fame cream" which is supposed to make you instantly famous upon using it.

Hoffman in Hot Water - [1 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Though no official comments could be obtained from either of the wrestlers, there are allegations coming from the PW lockerrooms suggesting that Icon is looking to end Gene Hoffman's career. "I don't know what his beef with the man is, but whatever it is, he really hates the guy" said a wrestler who wishes to remain anonymous.

Slasher Suspicious - [1 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
After hearing about the possibility of being betrayed by his Tag Team Tournament partner, Icon, Slasher is keeping an extra close eye on the man. "I even hear that he's tentatively challenged him to a match, should anything happen" stated one source.

Bloody Hell... - [1 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
An unconfirmed rumour is circulating about Jay Youngblood, saying that the PW newcomer has been injured, before even his first match has taken place. How he was injured and the nature of his injury have not been confirmed.

Back Slash - [1 7 . 0 5 . 0 1]
According to a PW wrestler that wishes to remain anonymous due to personal reasons, Icon is planing on turning on Slasher at the Aftershock card, due to some unfinished business with his old group the Hell's Angels.

Scooter in Hybernation - [0 9 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Rudy Rudos and his "cudly" panda bear compadré were at a sproting good store recently, when someone apparently called the authorities, as they feared that Scooter was in fact a rabid panda bear that had recently escaped from a local zoo. Police arrived on the scene, and before an explanation could be given, shot Scooter with a pair of tranquilizer darts. Scooter let out a few roars before dropping to the floor in a heavy slumber, and is reportedly still sleeping. "We had no idea that the guy in the mask and the panda were there together. We thought the guy was in danger, and acted as quickly as we could, to prevent him from being eaten" said one of the officers responsible for tranquilizing Scooter. "It was all a big misunderstanding". Rudos has not yet released any official statement concerning the incident.

Paine Recruits PAIN - [0 9 . 0 5 . 0 1]
PW newcomer Lt. Paine has recruited a number of members from the PAIN  Foundation. Paine intends to re-name the group as the PAINE Foundation. Lt. Paine has also recruited Planet Wrestling's new big man, Destroyer, with promises of helping him crush the Trigonometry triad.

PAIN Recruits Paine - [0 9 . 0 5 . 0 1]
After seeing the newcomer's first-aired television segment, the PAIN Foundation has decided to recruit Lt. Paine, as their new head recruiting agent.

Has Everything Gone Mental? - [0 9 . 0 5 . 0 1]
The AngelKillers, Akira Takahashi and Derek Draven, have reportedly checked themselves into a psychiatric facility. A source close to them says the former World Tag Team Champions were severely traumatized by the news that "Obese" Hank Albert was shedding weight for the upcoming tag team tournament. "First the loss at Shockwave, and now this," says the undisclosed source. "They just couldn't take it anymore." Doctors at the facility report that Takahashi and Draven spend their days in padded cells, screaming "THE WORLD'S GONE MAD!!!" The AngelKillers were scheduled to face ("Slim"?) Hank Albert and Dr. Troy Howard at Aftershock.

Planet Wrestling to do shows in Canada - [0 9 . 0 5 . 0 1]
The latest news leaked from Planet Wrestling is that Planet Wrestling is considering doing shows in Canada. Considering the major roles Ken Jansen and Sean Swanson play in Planet Wrestling, it is not suprising that rumours have surfaced of them pushing PW to run shows in Calgary, Vancouver, and Winnepeg. Vancouver and Calgary, however, do not book national wrestling shows out of loyalty to Canadian Supreme Wrestling, holding many arena contracts in Alberta and British Columbia. But aparently, they are making an exception: asked if Planet Wrestling had freedom to book shows in those areas, CSW Co-Owner Andrew Wolf adamently stated that he had no problems. "I have freedom to do a lot of things, however, this is one thing I will have to clear with the higher up." The higher up is CSW majority owner Sean Swanson, who was unavaillable for comment. Tommy Glide, however, has been invited to Vancouver to interview Swanson, so perhaps an answer will come soon...

CSW Match on Aftershock? - [0 9 . 0 5 . 0 1]
A rumour is being circulated that the mystery team Swanson is backing is rumoured to run a clip of old CSW matches and promos, to help historically inept fans understand the team.

Nemisis Sighting - [0 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Contrary to a rumor that had been previously reported, it would appear that Nemisis is not hospitalized or in a coma. According to a Planet Dome custodian, the monsterous man was seen lurking inside the Planet Dome's boiler room, in the building's basement.

Slasher Abandoned - [0 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
According to a report from another Planet Wrestling wrestler who wishes to remain anonymous, Icon and Slaher recently had a disagreement while training, and Icon has ditched out out the former Hell's Angels member. Slasher will be forced to fight his matches handicap style or drop out of the tournament due to this unfortunate turn of events: since the team of Slasher and Icon was the one that signed into the tournament, changes cannot be made at this juncture, meaning that Slasher cannot simply find himself another partner to replace The Icon.

Mystery Solved - [0 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
TA source from Planet Wrestling has leaked who one of the mystery tag teams involved in the Tag Tournament consists of: none other than TSK's "Livewire" Gil Crowley and "Hellraiser" Dave Carson. "And they have every intention to 'reclaim what's rightfully theirs'" says source.

Melted Gold Burns Gibbs - [0 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
In a recent promotional taping, PW wrestler Drunkaholic alluded to his selling the gold parts of the Trans World Championship belt. Planet Wrestling Co-President Gary Gibbs has launched an investigation into the situation, and has said that if Drunkaholics statements are indeed factual, that he could be facing sever penalties for his actions.

Change of Pace for Destroyer - [0 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
The big man know as Destroyer has reached the conclusion that he stated his career in Planet Wrestling off on the wrong foot, and, as such, has decided that he'll get rid of his gas mask, in exchange for a rubber mask moulded in the likeness of Elvis Priestly, and that he'll be wearing nothing else but an adult diaper to the ring to wrestle his matches.

Family Reunion - [0 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Sean Swanson's brother is a member of one of the Tag Team Tournament's mystery teams.

Youngblood Past Prime - [0 8 . 0 5 . 0 1]
A recent addition to the PW roster, the aging Jay Youngblood is said by some who have followed his career in Japan, to be well past his prime. One of these people has gone on the record to say that "Planet Wrestling probably hired him because he was a big name in Japan at one point. Youngblood would probably be inexpensive salary-wise, and he might be able to draw more of teh Japanese media to PW events".

Rudos, Drunkaholic; Jansen, Swanson: Byes Revoked - [0 7 . 0 5 . 0 1]
The byes that were going to be extended to the teams of Rudy Rudos and Drunkaholic, as well Ken Jansen and Sean Swanson were revoked as a result of members of these teams being involved in acts of "unusual aggression" said a source close to PW Co-President Gary Gibbs. Gibbs had been going to extend the teams a first round bye as a result of their passing the first round of a previous, now-scrapped tag team tournament. Rudy Rudos' post-match altercation where Rudos broke a kendo stick across the face of an unprepared Kevin Peterson lost his team the bye, while both Jansen's use of the sledgehammer in his match against Nemisis as well as Swanson's involvement in the match let to their first round bye to be revoked.

Kristoph KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!! - [0 6 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Kristoph Kahn is set to play the role of an evil, time-travelling, manipulative alien in the new Star Trek movie. His wife, Ashley, has reported that she's "glad to have him get out again", despite the fcat that her husband is to be involved in a steamy scene with the babealicious Seven of Nine, played by the beautiful Jeri Ryan. "I'm not worried. It's just a movie. It's only acting" said Mrs. Kahn. Kahn is also in negotiations to have a re-occuring role in thenew Star Trak series, which is to be set in an era before the original Star Trek series took place.

Albert Starts Diet: Hell DOES Freeze Over! - [0 6 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Hank Albert, after much convincing by his new partner, Dr. Troy Howard, has decided to slim down in order to better battle multiple time World Tag Team Champions, the AngelKillers.

Organization Steals Thunder - [0 6 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Edward Nesbit's new "Organization" has recruited Planet Wrestling Extreme Champion, Zed Logan. Logan accepted Nesbit's offer since he liked the prospect of receiving protection from the gigantic Big One. It is rumored that the massive newcomer Destroyer has also joined the group, seeing protection against Sine, Cosine and Tangent of Trigonometry.

PAIN Foundation Grows - [0 6 . 0 5 . 0 1]
A new addition to the PAIN Foundation is soon to debut. Like Swanson, Jansen, Valentine and the Canadian Crippler, this new member also hails from Canada.

Domi to PW - [0 6 . 0 5 . 0 1]
After an having been handed an arguably ridiculous suspension as a result of an elbowing infraction on New Jersey Devil defencemen Scott Neidermeyer, the Toronto Maple Leafs "tough guy" Tie Domi has decided to have his hand at a stint in Planet Wrestling. Domi's suspension was delivered by NHL desciplinary offical Colin Campbell, and has been said by many to be far too severe: as a result of the elbow, which gave Neidermeyer a concussion and kept him from last night's game, Domi has been suspended for the remaineder of the playoffs for this season. Souces say that the charismatic enforecer will make a guest appearance at Aftershock, and debut in a match on the following card. Neither Domi, coach Pat Quinn or NHL President Gary Bettman were available at press time to comment. A related rumour has stated that Domi will be joining a new team... The PAIN Foundation.

Komodo Gone - [0 6 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Having not even fought a single match, the man who made a save for Destroyer while he was being attacked by Trigonometry, a man named Komodo, has decided to leave Planet Wrestling for rasons unknown. Some suspect, however, that he was roughed up or threatened by the three-man team of Trigonometry.

Clean - [0 4 . 0 5 . 0 1]
According to a source within the Planet Wrestling staff, the rumours circulating about Nemisis being infected with HIV or having AIDS are false and unfounded. "I don't know who came up with this baloney, or who the media sources were, but I can assure you that it's not true" said source.

Big One, Nesbit Bury the Hatchet - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Although their return to Planet Wrestling has been marked with mutual conflict, Big One and Edward Nesbit have reconciled their differences in order to achieve their common current goal of obtaining the PW Tag Team Championship in the Tournamnent.

Nemisis' Nemesises Signed - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
They've wreaked havoc on Nemisis twice now, the most recent attacks coming on this past Shockwave, but just who are these devastating men? "I have no idea" said a PW spokesperson, "but I can tell you this much: whoever they are, rest assured that they're under PW contract. Mr. Gibbs has assured me of that much". When asked when the duo might be making their debuts in official matches, our source replied "I don't have any official information on that yet".

Albert Diets: Hell Freezes Over? - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
It may see unbelievable, but it would appear to be true. Hank Albert has gone on a diet. That being said, the diet involves Albert eating MORE food than usual, and not less. Though it's only speculation at this point, it is suspected that Albert is in fact "training" to participate in the upcoming battle royal, where the winner will go on to meet Ken Jansen at the coming Pay Per View event. Albert had taken started a similar diet to break the 600 pound barrier last year, when he'd signed up to compete in the Battle for the Crown's "Gauntlet Match". "He was eliminated last time, and was embarassed as a result. This time, he has no intention of losing" says a source close to the Miami native.

Michaels to Return; Seeks Partner - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Matt Michaels may be returning to actionsooner than expected. Doctors have Michaels listed as day-to-day, but say that he may be ready to go in time to be entered into the Tag Team Tournament, which will begin on Aftershock. This is despite the fact that Michaeals has not yet been able to find himself a partner. "I just figured that he and Zed might team up, but considering that whole thing with the NX breakup, and their turning their back on Michaels to help Zed win the Extreme Championship from him... maybe he has good reason to look for someone else" said one wrestling analyst.

Nemisis MIA - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Nemisis has not been seen since the lid was shut on the casket he was dumped into following his losing effort against "The Heartbeat of Canada" Ken Jansen. The coffin has not been located, either. Some suspect that the casket "got lost someshere in the shuffle", and that Nemisis is still inside teh thing, wherever it is. A search is to begin tomorrow, starting with looking through the Planet Dome. It is unknown who reported the missing person case to the authorities.

Michaels Vows Revenge - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Matt Michaels has vowed revenge on whoever assaulted him backstage recently, to keep him out of an Extreme Championship match against current champ Zed Logan, and Sean Swanson. Having been hit from behind, Michaels is offering a hefty reward for anyone who saw anything or who is able to identify his attacker.

Drunkaholic Likes Bananas! - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
That's right folks! You've heard it here first: Drunkaholic enjoys eating bananas. "I hear he eats them for the potassium. You can't have a Dunkaholic without the "K", after all" said a former chemistry student turned Planet Wrestling intern, before he snorted and chuckled uncontrollably at his little joke.

Rudos, Peterson Injured - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
The power of X-Rays have revealed that two of the three competitors in Shockwave's kendo stick match suffered broken bones, likely coming from the same blow. Kevin Peterson has been diagnosed as having a fractured cheekbone, while Rudy Rudos' assessment revealed a broken hand. The injuries are suspected to have resulted from Rudos' post-match attack, where he struck an unsuspecting Peterson with a two-handed kendo stick blow to the side of the face. Both wrestlers are listed as day-to-day.

Slasher Finds Partner - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
After looking high and low, Slasher has found a partner for the Tag Team Tournament who's met his standards of being to the extreme: a former member of Hell's Angels' rival gang, The Rock Machine. No one knows who the partner is yet: the only piece of information we've been able to gather about that is that the new partner is a Canadian. One has to wonder how these two former members of rival gangs will co-exist in the Tournament.

Planet Wrestling Deemed Unsuitable for Teens - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
A former supporter of Planet Wrestling has decided, for some undisclosed reason, that Planet Wrestling is unsuitable viewing material for people in their teens. Planet Wrestling has not made the name of the company public, but is in awe of the situation. "They could at least have given us fair warning, or tell us why they've withdrawn support for this company, but so far, we've not heard anything from them" said PW  Co-President gary Gibbs. "We're going to get to the bottom of this, and find out whether we violated a violence clause, an obsenities clause, or what. If we've done something wrong in their eyes and it can be rectified, then we'll do just that".

Nemisis HIV Positive: Jansen Family Fears Worst - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
It has been found that injured wrestler Nemisis is in fact HIV positive, despite strict Planet Wrestling bloodtesting procedures. Ken Jansen, as well as wife Valentine and teammate Sean Swanson are now fearing the worst of possibilities, after the bloody conflict that took place at Shockwave. Since HIV can take some time to reveal its presence in the body, Jansen and company will have to wait things out, in order to discover whether or not they have been infected with the virus.

Destroyer Signs New Contract - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Apparently someone likes Destroyer. A lot. Though no sums were officially disclosed, Destroyer is rumoured to have signed a new Planet Wrestling contract worth in excess of twenty million dollars, including a share of merchandising revenue. "Someone must have really liked what they saw in that first match of his, or something, I don't know. But with that merchandise clause thrown in there, you have to figure that they're going to market the guy to the fans BIG TIME" said our anonymous tipster.

Michaels to Return - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
After having sustained a concussion and other non-disclosed injuries as a result of a backstage attack from unknown assailants, Matt Michaels will return to the ring at the next Throttle.

Arlington Faking Injury - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Sandis Arlington is rumoured to be faking previously sustained his knee injury, in order to lure his oppoents into a false sense of security.

Ban on Blood? - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
With rumours circulating about the possibility that Nemisis may be infected with HIV, other rumors have surfaced about the possibility that as of next card, immediate double-disqualifications will be ruled in any match where a participant has been cut open. An anonymous Planet Wrestling staff member, though, had this to say: "I've heard all the rumors, but I've not heard anything definite at all. But if any of this IS true, the face of Planet Wrestling could be changed forever. Still, if you ask me, I'd say that someone, somewhere along the line got their wires crossed: a rule like that would never make any sense in a sport like this. If they're really that worried about things, I'd say that a time out for some quick patchwork would be far more appropriate. But that's just me".

Cold Front Moving In - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
A leak from an underground wrestling sheet has revealed that "Iceberg" Kevin Hall will be returning to action and tag-teaming with an also-returning "Ice Man" Matt Michaels, in order to compete in the Tag Team Tournament, to start at Aftershock.

Swanson Sick: AIDS-related? - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
After the breaking news that Nemisis is, in fact, HIV positive was released, suspission about Sean Swanson's alleged flu has surfaced. "There's no doubt that the two were close friends at one point... I'd like to make it clear that I'm NOT saying that either of them is a homosexual or bisexual, or anything of the sort I heard something about Sean giving Nemisis an emergency blood transfusin a while back, though, I think" said an anonymous, concerned Planet Wrestling employee. "All I'm saying is that Sean should get himself tested for the virus".

Hoffman IS God - [0 3 . 0 5 . 0 1]
Scientific, foolproof paternity tests have in fact proven that Planet Wrestling's Gene Hoffman is in fact the son of legendary Norse god Odin.

Swanson Sick - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Sean Swanson has attributed his poor performance at Shockwave to a nasty flu.

Nesbit to Purchase UWP - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
In seeking a rival organization to purchase, Edward Nesbit has instead decided to put his money into buying the UWP, multi-federational organization. "If this happens, Nesbit will have a lot of pull in the wrestling world. This is a really smart business decision on his part" says one wrestling analyst "If he can't actually own Planet Wrestling, I guess the next best thing might just be to own an organization that has the PW under its wing. From there, he can pit every other one of his member feds up against Planet Wrestling until the PW roster is weakened, and ripe for the picking. This forces Planet Wrestling into a comprimising position, maybe to the point that they'll even offer Nesbit a PW co-presidency position, especially in the absence of Brian Gibbs". Planet Wrestling and Edward Nesbit had no comment on the transaction.

Nemisis in Coma: Career Over - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Rushed to hospital after the sever pumelling he took at the hands of Ken Jansen, Sean Swanson, Valentine, and a number of other assailants, Nemisis has been placed in intensive care, and has reportedly slipped into a coma. "His entire body has sustained so much damage, that when I first saw him, I thought I was looking at a car crash victim" said a doctor, "and when I found out that his injuries were inflicted by other people, I couldn't believe it. His body's going to need time to heal, but it's his brain that we're worried about. A sledgehammer to the skull isn't something the human body is made for. The man's lucky he's even alive". When asked about when Nemisis might be pulling out of the coma, the doctor replied "I don't know. These are the kinds of things that you have to wait through, and hope for the best. But I can tell you one thing: he won't ever wrestle again".

Herald Sighted - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Former Trans World Champion Herald was seen in the crowd, in disguise, watching Shockwave. He allegedly left immediately after Gary Gibbs' big title vacancy announcement.

Slasher Looking for Partner - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
SImpressive PW newcomer Slasher is looking for a quick road to fame: the former Hell's Angel is looking to team up with anyone who's "willing and extreme enough" to enter the Tag Team Tournament as his partner, so that he might capture tag team gold.

Marky$Marc Looking for Rematch: Denied by Xander - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
SObviously upset as a result of the countout and subsequent post match attack he suffered in his Shockwave match with Xander, Marky$Marc has demanded a rematch agaisnt Xander. Xander, however, has declined, allegedly saying that Marc "didn't deserve" a rematch, and that he was busy with finishing off the AngelKillers anyway.

Hoffman Seeks Therapy - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
After watcing a taping of his match on Shockwave, Gene Hoffman has decided to check himself into a mental institution. Hoffman fears that his believing he's a Norse god may be a delusion after all, and is taking steps to regain his sanity.

Will Pay for Partner - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Planet Wrestling's wealthy "Nature Boy" Edward Nesbit has decided that he'd like to enter the Tag Team Tournament and win the Tag Titles, and is looking to pay top dollar for a partner who is willing to win the Titles for him. Nesbit will show up at matches, but has no intention on "soiling his hands" with tag team competition, and will be looking for his well-paid partner to do all the work for him, essentially putting whoever is willing to pick up the cheque in a handicap match situation for the duration of the tournament. No word yet on whether Nesbit has approached anyone specific with his proposition.

TSK, TSK, TSK... - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
After having been stripped of all their titles, TSK has decided o jump ship and quit Planet Wrestling before they're fired.

New Team - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Apparently, after hearing about the new Tag Team Tournament, Matt Michaels has formed an alliance with Praxis. The newly formed team is confident that they will be able to take the Tag Titles at the next PPV

Say "Bye" to Rudos and Drunkaholic, Jansens and Swanson- [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Should they enter the new Tag Team Tournament, the teams of Rudy Rudos and Drunkaholic, and Ken Jansen and Sean Swanson, these teams may well be given a head start out of the gate: due to these teams' participation and advancement past the firt round in the previous, scrapped tag team tournament, the teams may be given a first round exemption, or "bye", meaning that they would have one less match in their pursuit of the Planet Wrestling World Tag Team Championships. The teams will only be able to be exempted from first round action, however, if they maintain their original composition. However, neither team has yet commented on whether or not they would be signing up for the tournament again.

Peterson's Bell Rung - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Kevin Peterson suffered a concussion as a result of the kendo stick shot to the face he recieved at the hands of Rudy Rudos after bell in their triple threat "kndo stick match" that aired at Shockwave. It is not known whether or not Peterson will be in fighting shape for Aftershock or not. Peterson may be teaming up with Zed Logan to enter the Tag Team Tournament if doctors clear him for action.

Logan Fined, Planet Wrestling Being Sued - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Hefty fines, as well as an indefinite suspension, have been levied against Planet Wrestling's Zack "Blue Thunder" Logan for his violent, spectator and staff-endangering outburst following the final match at Shockwave. The total of the fines have not been disclosed, but are rumored to be in excess of $25,000. A number of lawsuits coming from a number of individuals, as well as Planet Wrestling itself, have also been filed against the former Trans World Champion, presumably suing for damages. Planet Wrestling is believed to have filed suit in order to cover costs of lawsuits put against the organization itself, for improperly handling Zack Logan's assault on the ringside fans.

Drunkaholics Anonymous? - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Drunkaholic was recently arrested, for allowing hidden cameras to document his recent Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Several complaints, and a number of lawsuits and civil suits have arisen against the Trans World Champion as a result of breeching the implied contract of member anonymity, as well as defamation of character.

Icon Injured - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
PW newcomer Icon injured his knee in his Shockwave match against Justice, and will not be returning to action.

Destroyer Quitting - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Destroyer, the gas-masked enigma, has allegedly decided to call it quits in Planet Wrestling, after his Shockwave match against Sine's Trigonometry. Sources report that he was "enraged at the treatment he recieved after the match" and thus, decided that professional wrestling at the Planet Wrestling level was not for him. Destroyer could not be reached to comment on the situation.

New Referees Saught - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Given the abuse that Planet Wrestling oficials tnd to take, it's no surprise that they've had enough, and that they've expressed their concens of unsafe working conditions to Co-President Gary Gibbs himself. Gibbs has reprtedly taken note of their concerns, and is currently on the lookout for some new referees, to take the pressure off the current officiating staff.

Big Problems - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
Zack Logan is looking for a match with the towering Big One, after the big man interfered on the big "NX Rights" six man tag match that took place at Shockwave. Zack claims that the giant cost him the match.

On His Way Back - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
It's rumoured that a prominent, former PW star will soon be making his return to the ring...

Do the Math - [3 0 . 0 4 . 0 1]
After having been given a helping hand from a mystery man to ward of an underhanded, post-match Trigonometry triple-team, Destroyer has been in negotiantion with the man to form a tag team and enter the Tag Team Tournament.

REALLY New Generation X - [2 5 . 0 1 . 0 1]
Shockwave will have the AngelKillers turning on Zack Logan, to re-team once again with Zed Logan. The AngelKillers will be Zed's mystery partners at Shockwave, which is why they claim to know who the mystery partners will be and are not letting Zack Logan in on their secret.

Tag Me In! - [2 5 . 0 1 . 0 1]
Drunkaholic will soon return to action. An anonymous source claims that "he's biding his time, waiting for the Tag Tournament to start back up, so he can claim the tag titles with Rudy. The man's been training all this time, and I know that I don't want to be anywhere near the Planet Dome when a loose cannon like that returns to the ring".

Jailbait - [2 5 . 0 1 . 0 1]
It's been said by a man claiming to be Ken Jansen's father, that Valentine is under the "legal age". If a birth cirtficate can be produced to verify this to be true, Ken could be charged with stajatory rape.

No Mystery - [2 5 . 0 1 . 0 1]
AngelKiller Kamakize has said that he's certain that Zed Logan's partners for the big match at Shockwave will be none other than "Nature Boy" Edward Nesbit and "Ice Man" Matt Michaels.

UPDATE ON THE TRIAD OF POWERS - [2 5 . 0 1 . 0 1]
Late in the year 2000, there was a message that said "Soon, a new stable will come. A Triad of the greatest Planet Wrestling superstars right now. It is also believed that their main focus will be the new Canadian Invasion faction of the PAIN Foundation." According to more sources, indeed a powerful force will form out of three of the best Planet Wrestling superstars. The source claims that "no one knows who is in the triad, but all we know is that they will present a new kind of AUTHORITY." The source also said that there will be a wierd Planettron message that will play at Shockwave during the entrance of one of the PAIN Foundation members to promote this new force.

Mile High Club - [1 0 . 1 2 . 0 0]
An alleged hacker was taken into custody today for the hacking of an Airborn internet fan site, that involved re-naming the from "Airborn's Launchpad" to "The Airstrip" and posting nude pictures, allegedly of the Planet Wrestling star, though there has not been any confirmation of this fact. Airborn had no comment. The now-fixed site (Airborn's Launchpad) can be found at:  www.geocities.com/airbornfan/

Share and Share Alike - [0 2 . 1 2 . 0 0]
Edward Nesbit has bought 45% of the shares of Planet Wrestling. It's also rumored that he's looking to hire someone to win the World Title and then buy it from them.

Trouble Brewing - [0 2 . 1 2 . 0 0]
Xander is suspicious that the mystery man who recntly threatened him will try to interfere with his match at Throttle against Akira Takahashi.

Sold Out - [0 2 . 1 2 . 0 0]
A leak has led to fans worldwide to call the Planet Dome's ticket line, asking for the possibility of advance tickets to see the battle where Zed Logan will be facing his brother Zack to determine who will get the rights to the infamous "Smeg Off" saying and "crotch chop": The match will allegedly take place as the main event at the next Shockwave.

Matt Michaels' Whereabouts - [2 4 . 1 1 . 0 0]
The disappearance of Matt Michaels will be explained at Throttle: Several wrestlers reported Matt Michaels and Sean Swanson talking about the 3-way Extreme Titlte match. According to the reports, Matt Michaels was still mad that Zed Logan won the Extreme championship from him due to the rest of NX interfering, and hired Sean Swanson to help him beat down Zed at Throttle and let him freely climb the cage for the win. Also, Matt Michaels and Sean Swanson were talking about forming a new tag team.

Britney Spears fan club in Planet Wrestling? - [2 4 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Sources report that "Kamakize" Akira Takahashi, Nemisis, "Hellraiser" Dave Carson, The Canadian Crippler, and "Better than You" Brian Collins all have one thing in common: They're all Britney Spears fanatics! They are reported to each have at least five Britney Spears posters in their bedrooms in their homes, and have both her smash hit albums. They are reported to be in serious consideration of forming a Planet Wrestling version of the Britney Spears fan club, and will start a stable based on the fan club, and the stable's only goal is to severely punish anyone who dares make a negative reference to Britney or her fans.

"The Gold Dragon": Appealing To The Ladies - [2 4 . 1 1 . 0 0]
You've all heard the common belief that "girls like bad guys", right? Well, according to sources, girls like good guys as well. The sources say that Kevin Peterson has talked to nearly all of the divas in the Planet Wrestling locker room, including Anya, Valentine, and the Smokin' Bombshells, and all those women say that "The Gold Dragon" is a true gentleman, and a hunk.

Seeing White - [2 4 . 1 1 . 0 0]
He was said by many to be "the best pro wrestler in the world who never held a title" back in the days of E-WCW, and sources report that he will be returning to Planet Wrestling soon. Known only as Whitelines, he was a prominent member of the stable known as the Arctic Circle, whose members included such legends as Blizzard and Absolute Zero.

PAIN Growing - [2 4 . 1 1 . 0 0]
A new, heavily extreme-style member will soon be recruited into teh PAIN Foundation and claim the Extreme Title for them.

Sean Swanson's Sudden Change - [2 4 . 1 1 . 0 0]
According to many sources, Sean Swanson has taken a look into his career, and "The Gold Dragon"'s career, especially looking into the No-DQ match he had against him at Throttle, and finally realizes that weapons don't prove anything. He is in serious consideration in learning more technical skills, and taking a path similar to Kevin Peterson's.

Extreme Influx - [2 4 . 1 1 . 0 0]
The front office has been on another hiring binge and will reportedly be introducing a host of new Extreme wrestlers to Planet Wrestling in the coming weeks. Sources say that the new wrestler will be brought in partly due to the extra cash (a million dollars) that Planet Wrestling earned with Lawence Watts' winning the UWP inter-fedeation tournament to bring the Bonesnapper's Memorial Cup to the PW.

Honourary Canadians - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
The AngelKillers have decided to leave Zack Logan high and dry, in order to enlist as honorary members of the "Canadian Invasion" faction of the PAIN Foundation.

Three of a Kind - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
A third card may soon be added to the regular Planet Wrestling lineup.

Canadian Egos - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
According to a very reputable source, the faction known as the Canadian Invasion is on the verge of collapse. "That idiot Swanson," the source claims, "tried to get Valentine to swerve Jansen at Throttle, and she refused. This has caused severe tension." The same source claims that Swanson is "half in, half out," of the Canadian Invasion, as Jansen reportedly was overheard saying "something bad will happen, believe the hype."

Gruesome Twosome - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
A pair of suspicious-looking, large men was recently reported lurking around the backstage area of the Planet Dome.

Turn Up the Bass - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Ken Jansen reports that he gets a lot of his technical inspiration from eating a fish-based diet. "The stuff's brain food" he says.

Nesbit Connection - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
After his match against Vinnie Jobberino, "Nature Boy" Edward Nesbit has plans to fund the reformation of the once-powerful Nihonjin Connection... However, Nesbit hasn't been able to convince any of the old Connection members to leave thier current federation in Japan, where they hold several titles. Dejected, Nesbit has opted to hire the services of Bombinator, Praxis, Zed Logan and "The Screw" Mike Phillips as the founding members of his new team.

Odd Couple - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
After a heated argument with Ken Jansen and his wife, Valentine, Sean Swanson has decided to leave the PAIN Foundation. In an inexplicable turn of events, he's secured a position as the tag team partner of none other than... "The Gold Dragon" Kevin Peterson. The two have even come up with a team name: "Opposing Forces".

Death by Explosives - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Rumor has it that the Bombinator and Barry D'Live have formed a tag team and will be an alternate in the tag team tournament should another team be unable to compete. They will reportedly wrestle under the name of "Bomb Scare".

Go for the Gold - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Kevin Peterson has revealed that, despite his lack of interest in using weapons to beat opponents, that he's seriously considering making a serious run at the PW Extreme Championship. "He's intent on cleaning up the federation, and by being able to show fans that high quality matches can happen without the use of weapons, then he'll have won a good part of his battle. And since he'd be in the position to dictate the rules as the Extreme Champion, he'd be able to seriously curb the use of weapons and have rules more strictly enforced. He wants to show the world what man-to-man competition is all about, and how thrilling it can really be. Let's face it -- anyone can hit someone with a steel chair, but wrestling is supposed to be about skill and technique... And that's exactly what Kevin is all about, too".

Temperatures Dropping - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
An unnamed source claims that he recently saw Snowblind, the notorious personal bodyguard of former E-WCW World Heavyweight Champion Absolute Zero, talking to Gary Gibbs. "I'm not sure what he was saying, but I did manage to overhear Zero's name being mentioned. I can only speculate that the former champ may be returning to action" said source.

"Drew Boo" - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Ken Jansen's cameraman Drew's now-deceased cousin, who was affectionately known as "Drew Too", has reportedly been seen walking around the halls of the Planet Dome... after his reported death took place. A report from a wrestler who chose to remain anonymous claims that he "looked in a mirror, and there was this geeky blond-haired kid standing behind me and looking at me in the mirror. And then, when I turned to ask him what the heck he was doing there, it was as if he'd just dissapeared. It was spooky, but I just thought it was something fogging the mirror up or something... It was only after that that I'd heard all the hooplah about that kid passing away".

Crooked Stripes - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Several discussions have been eavesdopped on, and it appears that one referee is under suspicion for "gross misconduct", "acting influenced by personal bias", and various other charges regarding him issuing fast counts to certain wrestlers. No word on which referee it is.

Counting Ashes - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Rumour has it that Kristoph Kahn is enjoying his retirement so far. However, Kristoph came under fire for a mistake he made. One day, playing bingo in Florida, he fell asleep in a gymnasium. Janitors ignored him, figuring him for a transient. Kahn, because of numerous concussions, woke up and believed he was a homeless person. He set a small fire with a box of paper which had numerous holes punched through it. Only after his wife picked him up and took him home did he remember the box was labeled "election 2000".

Two on one is hardly fair... - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Expect to see a new, deadly move unveiled at Throttle. It's called the "Canadian Skull Wrecker", or "CSW" for short. It involves, well, two people. That's all that has been said.

That looks like it hurt - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Sean Swanson facing extridition? Swanson may be headed back to Japan to answer to the man he parilyzed while wrestling there. His "Matsu-killer" piledriver is banned in Japan, as is Swanson himself. This has left a bitter taste in his mouth, which has led him to grow a mean streak just prior to entering Planet Wrestling, which has turned him to a maliscious, vengeful person. If he is charged, he will likely return a deeply changed man. A related rumour is that Akira "Kamikazie" Takishi has been talking with the man and plans to help parylize Swanson.

Xander on the Ropes - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
A web-surfing fan has reported to Planet Wrestling that he's found explicit pictures of Xander and Anya partaking in sadomasochistic sex acts with each other posted on an amateur erotic website. "They're into all the whips and chains and all that crazy stuff" said source.

New Direction for Throttle - [2 1 . 1 1 . 0 0]
In an attempt to push ratings to an alltime high, the Gibbs have decided to introduce what they call "Monster Truck Wrestling" to the regular Throttle lineups. The gimmick bouts will be a mix of monster truck competition and crash-up derby, with PW wrestlers behind the wheels of the vehicles.

Second Skinner - [1 5 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Rudy Rudos was seen, sans mask, at a children's hospital in New Jersey, reading to bedridden boys and girls. Sources say he is a dead ringer for X-Files star Mitch Pileggi.

Nesbit vs. The Planet - [1 5 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Rumors have been circulating that the wealthy PW wrestler Edward Nesbit has intentions of purchasing his own wrestling federation. Nesbit had no comment, but some are speculating that he will have his federation competing directly against Planet Wrestling. Others are guessing that he will, in fact, be purchasing Planet Wrestling itself.

Deadbeats to be Dropped - [1 3 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Sources have reported that a number of inactive wrestlers will soon be dropped from the roster, in order to make room for more new talent.

Pest Control - [1 3 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Planet Wrestling's Flying Muskrat had applied to appear on the popular "Big Brother" television series, but was rejected when he performed a Hickory Nutcracker on one of the producers of the show.

Logan to Betray Michaels - [1 3 . 1 1 . 0 0]
An anonymous source has claimed that Zed Logan has joined the PAIN Foundation and intend to double team Matt Michaels with the help of Sean Swanson, in order to rid Planet Wrestling of the fan-favorite once and for all. Perhaps even more shocking is that Logan plans to simply let Swanson win the match after Michaels has recieved a sufficient beating, effectively handing him over the Extreme Championship. A related story has a source claiming that the betrayal will be a result of Zed Logan accpting a hefty cash bribe from the recently returning Edward Nesbit, so that Nesbit may win a bet.

Pool Shark - [1 3 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Donovan Dredge, new "cohort" of Rudy Rudos', lost his lifeguarding job when he watched and laughed as a man nearly drowned in the deep end of a hotel pool. The man was eventually brought to poolside by another visitor, and resusitated with CPR. Shortly after he was fired, he joined Rudos' ragtag band of hooligans.

Stop the PAIN! - [1 3 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Marky$Marc has signed on with the PAIN Foundation, as their latest member.

Mission to Mars - [1 3 . 1 1 . 0 0]
An insider at NASA has reported that The Flying Muskrat recently returned from a secret, first manned flight to Mars. The flight was reportedly a huge success.

The Ladies' Man - [1 3 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Sean Swanson was seen recently hitting on Valentine, and then turning around and flirting with Anya.

When Worlds Collide - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
An unnamed source has claimed that ACE International's "Crestview Giant" George Lionheart will soon be appearing on the Planet Wrestling roster, after having been offered a contract by Gary Gibbs, following the conclusion of the UWP inter-federational tournament.

Weekend Warrior - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Planet Wrestling newcomer Praxis spends his busy weekends helping out kids through the "Big Brother" program.

Resource Management - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
A former Planet Wrestling mover-and-shaker plans on making a big return to the wrestling scene... only as a manager. Sources report that he has a new protogé lined up, and he intends on taking him straight to the top.

Converted - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Drunkaholic plans to quit drinking and become a spokesman for Alcoholics Anonymous.

A Praxical Solution - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Newcomer Praxis has been trying to negotiate with a number of Planet Wrestling members toward the formation of a new alliance, with him at the helm. Some say that he's been best recieved by the trio of Sine, Cosine and Tangent.

Rodent in the Gutter - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
A Planet Wrestling insider has reported that the once highly-controversial Flying Muskrat has hit rock bottom and is living his life in a cardboard box in an alleyway. "I was just walking down the street one day, and saw this huge man with an afro begging for change. I didn't realize it was the Muskrat until he'd made a pathetic attempt at picking a guy up for the "Hickory Nutcracker", because he tossed a piece of gum into the Muskrat's tin collection cup. It was a releif that no one was hurt, but at the same time, it was so sad to see thatthe Muskrat couln't even pick that scrawny guy up. He's a shadow of his former self, really, and he looks awful".

Xander and Anya to Tie the Knot - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
A mutual friend of Xander and Anya has stated that Xander recently asked for Anya's hand in marriage. The newly engaged couple has not yet released a wedding date.

Storm Warning - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
New Generation X is no more. After a heated debate with the AngelKillers, Zack Logan packed his bags and quit the alliance. One source claims that after leaving NX, that Zack was approached by Planet Wrestling veteran and fan-favorite, Blizzard, with an offer to form a tag team in order to make a run at the PW Tag Team Championship titles, the only title that Blizzard has not held in the course of his E-WCW/ PW career. Apparently, the two have agreed to team until they claim the titles, and will be wrestling under the name "Ice Storm".

Who Wants to Be a Trillionaire? - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Esquire has been absent from Planet Wrestling competition due to a recent lucrative business venture that he's partaken in. Some sources say that the extremely "hush-hush" affair has something to do with Geeves being a human lab rat for a drug that would enable broken bones to heal at an excelerated level.

Extreme Paranoia - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Matt Michaels has kept a low profile for his Tripple Threat, Extreme Championship match against Sean Swanson and Zed Logan due to his hearing that a certain new face will be emerging on the Planet Wrestling Extreme scene. "He doesn't want to win the title, and then have to face this guy down the road" says a source close to Michaels.

Splitsville - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Ken Jansen recently found out that his wife, Valentine, will be managing Sean Swanson, and has filed for divorce as a result.

Be My Valentine - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Due to his saving her from a chokeslam courtesy of Nemisis, Valentine has agreed to manage Sean Swanson.

A Triad Of Powers coming soon... - [1 2 . 1 1 . 0 0]
Soon, a new stable will come. A Triad of the greatest Planet Wrestling superstars right now. It is also believed that their main focus will be the new "Canadian Invasion" faction of the PAIN Foundation.

Zero Hospitalized? - [0 6 . 0 1 . 0 0]
Although strongly denied by PW officials, Absolute Zero is rumored to be out of PW action for good. This is is supported by earlier reports of him being quietly rushed to a hospital following his loss at the Zero Tolerance PPV. Fans speculate that the monitor dropped on Zero's head may have aggravated a concusion he suffered from a car accident nearly 3 years earlier. Following that incident, Zero was on the shelf for nearly 10 months.

Bring on the talent - [1 7 . 1 2 . 9 9]
A recent influx of talent in the federation has been due to a revamping of Planet Wrestling's recruiting strategy. A PW spokesperson said: we have some new talent on the recruiting team and I'm confident that their contributions will bring some great new talent from accross the globe to where they belong: in the squared circle of Planet Wrestling".

New teams on the way - [1 7 . 1 2 . 9 9]
The tag team division may soon be heating up with a number of new tag teams recently signing into PW contracts.

Kevin Hall on the shelf - [1 7 . 1 2 . 9 9]
Kevin "The Iceberg" Hall was hospitalized after winning the Extreme Title at Zero Tolerance, but may have to give it up due to the injuries he sustained during that match. Because of the injuries, doctors are advising that he stay away from pro wrestling for at least 6 months so that his body can heal. No reports from the head office yet about what would be done with the title should Hall be striped of it due to inability to defend it.

PW has a massive problem - [1 7 . 1 2 . 9 9]
The new stable that has joined into the PW known as Trigonometry had much success in their overseas wrestling campaigns in the minor leagues, even going undefeated for their entire stay in a fed known as the European Wrestling Elite. Here, they won the titles and held onto them for two and a half years straight before retiring form the federation to be drafted by Planet Wrestling just weeks ago. Being top stars in the league, there are rumors that the EWE may soon be closing its doors.

Absolute Zero never to wrestle - [1 6 . 1 2 . 9 9]
Underground Videoz Inc. is circulating a new volume of amateur videos featuring a particular clip which "makes it look like Absolute Zero will never be able to step into the ring again" says one fan. PW is doing its best to confiscate all shipments of this tape before they reach the market.

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