Anarachy - March 15th, 2005 - Aitken University Centre, Frederiction, New Brunwick, Canada
We open the cameras to an outside view of the sold out Aitken
University Centre here in Fredericton, New Brunswick Canada. The
view changes to the packed walls of the inside as we see thousands
of screaming fans chanting for the second Installment of Anarchy.
Fireworks light up the stage in a multi colored array, an ambiance
of adrenaline in the air. We pan to our broadcast Announce team.
Adam: Welcome To Anarchy!!!! We are here in the sold out Aitken
University Centre. And what a night it's gonna be!
Bradley: Yeah, and what a night VCW had last night at the OWA show
Torment, we beat them at their own game. VCW with three of the OWA
titles, that's fucking awesome!
"Bodies" By Drowning Pool plays throughout the arena as the telecast
gets underway. Footage of OWA's Torment play on the Ultratron.
We see first the joining union of Masta Suzie, Miss Katy, Sarah
Twilight and the Female Fight Club at OWA's own show. We also see a
close up of the briefcase and the announcement of the bounty on
Elektra.
As Anarchy's theme continues we then see footage of the VCW assault
on Skid Row. We see Fredrick Ainsworth with the OWA Fiery
championship and VCW celebrating.
Finally we see footage of the Hanging from the rafters main event,
closing out with repeated replays of Jessica Lohan's nut shot to
JFF. We see two angles of him falling to the safety net and the VCW
win. We then see pictures of the four OWA participants who lost. And
the message WHO'S GETTING SCREWED NOW? Flash with them.
Flares and pyros go off exploding along with the fans
who cheer and chant VCW, VCW,VCW,VCW!!!
Adam: What a way to start off our week and it continues here tonight
on Anarchy!!
Bradley: So far it's VCW all the way in this war! And we're gonna
keep it that way! And don't forget, tonight is Outlaw Appreciation
Night. We might just have ourselves another victory over OWA.
"The Presidential Polonaise" by the United States Marine Band hits
the arena as we see VCW Commissioner Richard Crawford head towards
the ring accompanied by Ms. Lydia. He has an intensely smug look on
his face as he daunts his expensive tailored clothes and Cuban
cigar. He steps into the ring with Ms. Lydia at his side and waves
to the crowd who is booing him to high hell.
He dismisses the boos as if they aren't for him as he
takes a mic.
Richard: New Brunswick, Canada.......My, my, you are in
for a treat tonight. Not only is it OUTLAW
APPRECIATION NIGHT! *pauses as the fans go apeshit and
cheers and chants OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS!!* .....But ladies
and gentleman, I figured we'd get the ball rolling.
You see this week we have a few.....secrets to reveal.
Many of them will take place this week at the house
show when both co owners of OWA show up. Buuuut, I
figured I'd let Mr. JFF in on this one now.
He flashes his pearly whites and is really thrilled
with himself of what he is about to say.
Richard: I am going to reveal the first of our Mystery
Jumpers!!!! Listen closely now......the first man
is.............None other than OWA Co-Owner....DAWG!!!!
The crowd shows a shocked, mixed reaction.
Adam: Holy shit! He actually got the OWA Co Owner to
sign with VCW!!
Bradley: I love it, not only is this guy the co owner,
but he's their paper champion too! *laughs*
Richard: Brilliant isn't it......but that's enough for
now, we'll just save the rest of our secrets for
Thursday. Enjoy the show!
He flashes a cocky smile again as he and Ms. Lydia
exit the ring and head back up the ramp through the
curtain.
Charles Holcomb enters the ring as we prepare for our
first bout.
Charles: Ladies and gentleman, our first contest of
the evening.....is a four way dance, and it is for the
VCW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
The crowd goes wild as we start off.
"In the End" By Linkin Park hits the arena as we see
Mack "The Monster" Taylor take the stage.
Charles: Introducing first.....from Las Vegas
Nevaaada, weighing in at 243lbs. MACK "THE MONSTER"
TAAAYYLOR!!!
He gets a huge reaction from the fans after being a
part of the assault on Skid Row, helping Ainsworth get
the Fiery title.
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits and the arena explodes
with madness, deafening cheers overtake the arena as
David Young makes his way down the ramp.
Charles: And his opponent.....from Boston
Massachutesets....weighing in at 295lbs....DAVID
YOUUUUNG!!!!
David enters the ring and takes up his respective
corner opposite Mack Taylor.
Charles: And their opponent....hailing from New York
City, New Yoooork.....weighing in at
195lbs.......J-SMOOOOOVE!!!!
"Days Go By" by Dirty Vegas hits as the youngster
makes his way down the ramp, he treats the Canadian
fans to a series of break dancing as his charisma gets
the fans in an uproar!!
"P.I.M.P." by 50Cent hits the arena as M.C. Deffstar
makes his way down the ramp as the last entrant in the
match, the fans reaction is mixed.
Charles: And their opponent....accompanied to the ring by B.B. from
Staten Island, New Yooork, weighing in at 195lbs...."THE THUG" M.C.
DEEEFFSTAAAAR!
After each man has taken the ring, Donna Berwick calls
for the bell to sound.
<< T >> VCW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP 4 WAY DANCE
<< N >> Mack "The Monster" Taylor vs. David Young
<< A >> vs. J-Smove vs. M.C. Deffstar
Before the bell could sound Deffstar grabs a microphone.
Deffstar: YO, YO, YOOOOO!!! Hey Dawg, you fat head fuckin' playa
hata. My homie B.B. got 24 bars for that fag ass. B.B. SPIT THAT
SHIT!!
B.B.: Yo, yo check it. This goes out to a bitch named Cannon/
With his fag ass crew and they bitch made plannin'/
He's a queer it's fact, it's clear as that/
Not a long dick, just a long face with ears to match/
The crowd OOH'S and AHH'S then start laughing
B.B.: OWA why don't you grow up y'all/
Cause your Co-Owner's head is about the size of a blow up doll/
The crowd gets a good laugh out of that one
B.B.: Little dick stay soft as Ginger Ale/
I seen more meat under a Butcher's Finger nails/
Bradley: HOLY SHIT
The crowd is really getting into this, and the laughter is
uncontrollable.
B.B.: If I strap on the dildo he might bend/
How you fuck J-Lo? When we know you like men/
He never eyes sluts/
But instead he puts himself in matches just so he can feel the guys
up/
By now the crowd is hysterical and even our broadcasters have
started laughing
B.B.: By him I would be tempting to touch/
...If I grew a moustache and a pair of nuts/
Off the track you'll never see me swervin'/
Without the glasses and the hat, he looks like Pee Wee Herman/
Adam/Bradley: OHMIGOD HE DOES!!!
Then everyone in the audience starts laughing harder than ever, our
broadcasters can't seem to contain themselves. And B.B. is enjoying
every minute of it.
B.B.: Where's he from, Salem? His whole city's BITCHES/
He's a fetish boy, likes getting his titties twisted/
Adam: (laughing) She is not sparing the OWA co-owner at all.
Bradley: (laughing even harder) screw `em.
The capacity crowd has started a B.B. chant "B.B., B.B., B.B.,…"
B.B. quiets them down a little when she starts again.
B.B.: With a dick in his mouth and a thumb in his ass/
Little boys blow in his ear, while he comes in his pants/
The Fans: OH SHIT!!
Then they start laughing uncontrollably.
Adam: HELL YEAH HE DOES.
Bradley: Well he's a fetish boy, I wonder if he likes being pissed
on too?
Adam cracks up laughing.
B.B.: Like a fag, his hands stay clutched at his waist/
I wish I could grow a dick, so I could bust in his face/
The fans do a collective "Ooh" on that one
B.B.: Hard act to follow like Dawg's head this is heavy/
The War of Ages is coming so GET YOUR BITCHES READY!!/
B.B. then slams the mic down on the mat, and the fans give her the
loudest ovation they can give. "B.B., B.B., B.B., B.B., B.B…"
Adam: She just spoke for everyone in the damn building tonight.
Bradley: Damn right she did.
B.B. exits the ring and goes to the back as she points at Deffstar
yelling at him to bring home the gold.
Adam: Our first ever female referee Donna Berwick
assigned this match. And what a match it will be.
Bradley: I think I'd like a ref with tits telling me
what to do.
Adam: I bet you would.
The match starts out with Young charging straight for
Deffstar, he nails him with a few hard rights in the
corner. Meanwhile J-Smove bounces around the ring
dodging Mack Taylor and tries for a springboard into a
kick off the ropes, but is caught by Taylor who RAILS
him with a huge shoulder breaker.
Young has Deffstar in the corner pummeling him, he
then sets up "the thug" on the turnbuckle and connects
a top rope belly to belly sending Deffstar crashing in
the center of the ring.
Adam: It seems David Young has not forgotten
Deffstar's interference in his wife's match up last
week.
Bradley: Get over it Young, she won the match, what is
there to complain about?
Mack Taylor hauls Smove to his feet with ease and sets
up the youngster for a dominator, Smove slides off and
hits a dropkick to Taylor's back. It staggers "The
Monster" a few steps but he remains vertical Young is
still on Deffstar as he mounts and begins railing away
furious hooks to the covered up Deffstar.
J-Smove is back up and sends another dropkick to
Taylor, this one landing on his chest, again he is
staggered a few steps but still remains on his feet.
Smove goes for a cross body but is caught in mid air,
Mack launches him over the top rope and to the outside
floor with a belly to belly suplex.
Adam: This match just getting underway and already the
action is intense!
Bradley: This is VCW Adam, where did you think you
were working...OWA?
Young continues relentlessly beating away on Deffstar
as he lifts him to his feet, he NAILS him with a Jack
Hammer and goes for a cover which is immediately
broken up by Taylor. Smove is down on the outside as
Taylor and Young begin going at it. Young with a
series of chops laid across Taylor's chest. In return
he gets a huge knee to the gut Taylor Irish whips
Young into the ropes and connects with a powerful
clothesline as Young makes his way back.
Smove is starting to stir on the outside and starts
crawling his way back to the ring, once he finally
makes it to his feet his is met with a flying Deffstar
who just cleared the ropes with a dive into Smove.
Back in the ring Donna Berwick positions for a count
as Taylor covers Young, he gets a two before Young
gets a shoulder up.
Adam: This match is heating up, and our night has just
begun. We almost had a winner already.
Bradley: I think I see Jason Snow in the audience, can
you see him?
Adam: Pay attention the match. The outlaws will be
welcomed later. And we'll be right back as we take our
first commercial break.
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Mr. Ross in his office
Mr. Ross: VCW
We see Richard Crawford in his office
Richard: VCW
We then see Matt Danger in his office
Matt: VCW
We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.
J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
We then hear an announcer's voice
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
Adam: We are back live from the Aitken University Center and...
Adam is interrupted by the ROAR of fans, as there's some commotion
in the stands.
Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Then we hear "OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS..." The camera
pans the area. Then we see The Big Nasty
Bradley: ADAM, ADAM DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
Adam: I SURE AS HELL DO, THAT'S THE BIG NASTY RIGHT THERE.
Then we see The Greatest Tag-Team of All Time, Danny Harris and Chad
Richardson.
Adam: BRADLEY DO YOU SEE WHO I SEE?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DO, THAT'S THE GREATEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME
DANNY HARRIS AND CHAD RICHARDSON.
Then we see Max Power
Bradley: OHMIGOD THERE GOES MAX POWER!!!
Then Star shows up and the fans are starting to lose it.
Adam: AND THERE'S THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS, STAR!!
Then much to the fans delight "The Main Event" Jason Snow appears in
the stands.
Adam/Bradley: AND THERE HE IS "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW!!!
Adam: MY GOD, THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS ARE LIVE ON VCW TELEVISION.
The Outlaws take their seats as the crowd is going crazy over them.
Adam: As hard as it may seem to believe we still have a match going
on in the ring.
Bradley: We do, I'm sorry. ADAM, THE OUTLAWS ARE HERE!!
Adam: I KNOW BRADLEY, let's try to focus on this match.
Deffstar and Smove are back up on the outside and both
slide back into the ring. Taylor clobbers away at
Deffstar with vicious rights and lefts. He also sends
Deffstar to the ropes but on the return he is met with
a double dropkick as both Smove and Deffstar take to
the air on the big man. This finally sends him down.
Adam: Shades of the Rock-n-Roll Express right there.
The two smaller athletes then join each other once
again at stomping away on Young. Smove takes the
initiative and lands a perfectly executed springboard
moonsault on Young, but as Donna Berwick goes for the
cover. Deffstar is there to interject.
Mack Taylor is back to his feet as Young rolls out of
the ring to buy some time. Deffstar goes for "The
Monster" but is no match as he is hoisted into the air
and tossed down into Smove. Just as this happens J.M
Baddwin and Jerrone of the DFC move to the ring from
opposite sides of the crowd
Adam: It's the DFC!! Two weeks in a row now they are
stealing matches.
Bradley: They haven't done anything Adam, quit
accusing!
As Donna Berwick notices Baddwin and is pre occupied
with him, keeping him of off the ring apron, Taylor
notices Jerrone and goes right out after him, but is
met with a vicious chair shot to the Skull. Taylor
goes down on the outside, and Jerrone heads around to
finish off Young, again a chair shot. This time to
Young's skull as both Larger men are laid out. We see Star in the
audience booing the DFC.
Baddwin backs away after the damage is done and
Donna's attention is turned back to the match, which
now has Smove and Deffstar left at the moment.
Adam: Accusing huh Bradley? Look what they did!!
Bradley: I didn't see anything....I was looking at
the Outlaws.
Adam: Sure you were.
The two men stare each other down for a moment and
then go at it, Smove takes control on the bout as he
lands a tornado DDT for a near fall.
He then goes up top and nails a flawless shooting star
press, as he crashes down on Deffstar.
Referee Donna Berwick is not there for the cover as
again the DFC takes ringside.
Smove notices the absence and stands to get Donna's
attention, but is distracted as B.B. the Thug Girl comes
down the ramp and hops up onto the ring apron. She
smiles widely at him and calls him over. He is wary of
her but slowly obliges.
Adam: No J!! Don't listen to her.
Bradley: Why? she seems to like him.
As Smove approaches her, B.B. lays a lip lock on him and
he seems to enjoy this completely as now she slowly
slides her hand down and grabs a hold of his crotch!!
A huge grin comes across his face as he really enjoys
this. She continues to smile and giggle at him.
Deffstar starts to stir in the ring, and as he gets to
his feet, BB hops down quickly from the apron, WHILE
STILL GRABBING SMOVE'S JEWELS!!! The Camera focuses again on The
Outlaws as all of their faces cringe up in pain.
Smove screams out in pain as his jewels are tugged and
snapped back, as he spins around in agony he is met by
a waiting Deffstar who DESTROYS him with a Deffstar
Driver.
Adam: MY GOD!! She just ripped apart his manhood!
Bradley: She slipped, I hope she is alright!
Adam: Oh would you stop....you know what happened. J
Smove just got screwed.
The DFC back away with B.B. as Donna turns around for
the cover....1.....2 Young had just gotten up and
slides into the ring to make the save but is too late
as her hand comes down for 3!
Charles: Here is your winner and NEW VCW TELEVISION
CHAMPION.....THE THUG M.C. DEEEFFSTAAAAR!!!!!
Adam: And the DFC steal another one, as Deffstar is
crowned Television Champion.
Bradley: That was a hard fought match, he deserves it!
We see Deffstar running over to Star.
Deffstar: I DID IT STAR, LOOK I WON!!
Star: Cool Cookie, just remember it'll be mine in two weeks.
Deffstar's face frowns up as he looks at B.B. and the DFC, they
usher him to the back. Meanwhile we see for the first time on VCW
television Ms. Victoria Caldwell, one of VCW's two backstage
reporters, running to try and get a word with The American Outlaws.
Victoria: OH MY GOD IT'S THE OUTLAWS, IT'S THE OUTLAWS, THEY'RE
REALLY HERE!! Can I get a word with you guys.
Star jumps up.
Star: Hey Cookie, didn't I make you tap out sometime in December?
That was you wasn't it? In Champaign, Illinois, right?
We see Max, The Big Nasty, Danny and Chad all laughing.
Victoria: Yes Star, that was me. But that was then and this is now,
I'm glad to see you guys on Anarchy. But I need to ask "The Main
Event" a question.
Jason Snow leaps up.
Jason: Shoot
And the fans go crazy over Jason's first words in VCW, "JASON,
JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."
Victoria: Any comments on OWA co-owner Dawg, demanding you come to
Fresno on the 30th to challenge him for the OWA title, or risk being
suspended for 6 months.
Jason: First of all...
The Fans: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Jason: Nah Jason-ites, IT'S WHO THE FUCK IS HE? No one, and I
REPEAT NO ONE DEMANDS JASON SNOW TO DO SHIT! As of right now, I'm
calling the bitches bluff. Dawg, you lop headed SON OF A BITCH!!
As of right now, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, you can guarantee that I won't
be in Fresno on the 30th. So suspend me BITCH. You and the FUCKING
BOARD OF DIRECTORS, can suck... my... DICK!!!
Jason sits down as the fans here are behind him 100% "JASON, JASON,
JASON, JASON, JASON..."
Bradley: DAMN IT'S LOUD IN HERE!!!
Adam: I like to call it OUTLAW LOVE
Victoria: One more OWA question Jason, it involves JFF.
Star moves the mic away from Jason.
Star: No more OWA questions, we are not on Torment, or Chaos
tonight. We're on Anarchy, so we are here to enjoy the show.
Victoria: I can respect that. Adam, Brad, I'm sending it back to
you.
The camera pans the stage area and we see a huge blue tarp on the
stage.
Bradley: What the hell is under that tarp?
Adam: I don't know and Damn I sure love to find out. But what a
night we've had so far, this being only the second Anarchy show on
television and we already have rocked more than a few boats!
Bradley: Yeah, these people know what a real show is.
Not like those other idiots in the OWA.
Adam: We take you now to our next match, the first of the Women's
Semi-Final Matches for the Women's Title.
"The Presidential Polonaise" by the United States
Marine band hits and the crowd begins to boo.
Charles: Introducing first.....from Tokyo Japan...
Instead of Ms. Kim who was expected, we see Richard
Crawford take the stage and head down towards the
announcer's table.
Adam: Looks like our commissioner is about to join us.
Bradley: Move Adam, greatness is coming through.
Adam: Now joining us Mr. Richard Crawford ladies and
gentleman.
Richard: Thank you, good to be here in, wherever the hell we are at.
Bradley: I couldn't say it better myself sir.
Charles Holcomb readies to announce the match now as
"The Presidential Polonaise" continues to play.
Charles: Now, introducing first, hailing from Tokyo,
Japan.....weighing in at 115lbs.....MS. KIIIIIM!!!!!
The slender but devious woman makes her way to the
ring and slides inside. She shouts out a few things at
the Canadian fans in Japanese and is answered with a
less than warm reception as the crowd boos her.
Richard: Ms. Kim.....very talented lady. I see big
things...
Adam: You see big things for her, we know, we know.
Bradley: Adam show some respect! This is greatness here.
Richard: Thank you Bradley.
"Drop It Like It's Hot!" by Snoop Dogg and the crowd goes wild as
the very tough Saundra Gates makes her way to the ring. Saundra
slaps fives with every member of The Outlaws.
Adam: This girl is quite tough. Her debut last week was quite
impressive, beating Roxanne. I think that Miss Kim will have a hard
time winning this match.
Richard: I think that you are underestimating my wrestler, Adam.
Miss Kim can beat the best of them. She is a part of my "family".
Bradley: I apologize for my colleague's rudeness, My Crawford.
Richard: He is disrespectful of the man that signs his paycheck.
Adam: Mr. Ross isn't out here
Charles: And her opponent, from Trenton,
New Jersey.....weighing in at
130lbs....SAUUNNNDRA GAAATTEEES!!!
Saundra climbs onto the turnbuckle and waves to her fans and the
fans go nutz!
<< T >> VCW Women's title semi-finals
<< N >> Ms. Kim
<< A >> vs. Saundra Gates
The bell sounds, referee Edgar Hyde presides the
match.
Both women lock up after the bell rings and exchange slaps and
punches with one another. Miss Kim tries to rake the eyes of her
opponent, Saundra wipes her into the ropes, leap frog's over Miss
Kim and then on the return nails a hellacious Running Power Slam on
Miss Kim.
Adam: A monstrous Running Power Slam by Saundra. You can hear the
impact through out the arena on that one.
Bradley: I am sure that Miss Kim can take more than that, she is
after all a part of the Crawford Family
Adam: Are you saying that because our esteemed Commissioner is
sitting here with us or can you not get enough of the brown that is
on your nose?
Bradley: Shut up! I call them as I see them
Richard: Thank you, Bradley.
Saundra pulls Miss Kim's leg to go for the cover and gets a two
count. Saundra continues on the assault on Miss Kim, pulling her up
to her feet and kicking her stomach a few times and then pulling off
a reverse DDT on Miss Kim.
While Miss Kim is down, Saundra tries locking in the Boston Crab on
Miss Kim. Miss Kim writhes with pain, screaming in agony as Saundra
tries to flip Miss Kim over and when she does, Miss Kim immediately
finds her way to the ropes, knowing exactly where she was at in the
ring. We see Star shouting at Saundra.
Adam: I have to give it to Miss Kim there. Smart thinking knowing
where you are in the ring in a situation like that. I have never
been in a Boston Crab before, but I hear it can be quite painful.
Bradley: I am sure that our Commissioner, Richard Crawford could
arrange for you to do just that.
Richard: Definitely, maybe I could get Star to do it for you.
Adam: I think I'll pass. Especially with that little lady.
Saundra drops the legs of Miss Kim when her hand reached for the
rope and as Miss Kim is still down, Saundra gets up to the top rope.
She gets her balance, waits and watches Miss Kim and at the perfect
time nails the sleeper drop on her opponent. Miss Kim screams in
agony when she was hit and Saundra reaches her leg for the
cover...1...2, and Miss Kim kicks out! We see The Outlaws rooting
for Saundra.
Miss Kim stands up, scrunched over and Saundra, seeing an
opportunity grabs Miss Kim up and flips her over nailing the reverse
suplex on her as Miss Kim's feet hit and took out the referee.
Saundra goes for the cover and...1...2...and almost a 3 count for
Saundra but Miss Kim kicks out.
Richard Crawford gets up from the announcer's table and begins
making his way to the ring.
Bradley: He's the Commissioner, he has a right to go the ring.
Adam: I have a feeling he is up to something, like he was last week.
Saundra, watch out!
Saundra gets up and seeing Richard by the ring and seeing the
referee is knocked out, she backs up from him, knowing what he did
last week for Miss Kim. Unfortunately, Saundra walks into the
waiting John Wilson from Corporate America, who snuck in while the
referee was out. John Wilson lifts an unknowing Saundra up with ease
as Wilson jumps up and rails her with a Diamond Cutter!
Adam: That's John Wilson, from Corporate America! They are gonna
steal this one for Kim, again!
Bradley: You don't know that, they might be here for
Mr. Crawford.
Adam: *Sarcastically* Yeah, like they were last week!
Saundra stirs again, but the referee is out. Richard Crawford throws
to John Wilson a chair from outside of the ring and John nails
Saundra hard on the head with the steel chair and the crowd boos
loudly. The Outlaws are leading the round of boos.
Adam: Hey, that's not fair! Saundra has been controlling this match
until Richard Crawford and John Wilson stepped in!
Bradley: I didn't see anything!
Adam: You wouldn't...ass kisser!
John Wilson slides under the bottom rope with the chair. Richard
pats John on the back and he leaves the arena. Richard heads back to
the announcer's table with a grin on his face.
Adam: I hope you are happy with yourself, Mr. Commissioner.
Miss Kim, seeing Saundra knocked out and the referee is finally
stirring goes for the cover...1...2...3!
Adam: Saundra never had a chance with Corporate America involved
with the match! Miss Kim stole the win and she goes on to the finals.
Bradley: Corporate America got involved! I didn't see anything...
As Miss Kim stands in celebration, her mean streak comes out again.
She gets out of the ring and grabs a chair from near the announce
table, grinning to Richard Crawford. She heads back into the ring
with the chair and as Saundra begins to finally come through from
the chair blow that she received earlier, she begins to bash
Saundra's head with the steel chair numerous times as blood drips
from her head and onto the ring.
Adam: Somebody needs to get in the ring and stop this travesty.
Miss Kim keeps on pounding and pounding Saundra's head with the
steel chair. She finally stops, or so it seems. Miss Kim opens up
the chair and puts Saundra's head through the opening and climbs up
on the top rope. She then jumps off of the top rope and lands on the
chair, and blood starts to come out from Saundra's mouth.
Adam: This is uncalled for! Somebody has got to put a stop to that
bitch! This is the second person that she has annihilated after the
match!
Bradley: I actually have to agree with you, Adam. Not!
Adam: You're despicable!
The EMT's came rushing into the ring and puts a neck brace onto
Saundra's neck, stabilizing it and putting her onto the stretcher
and wheeling her out. As the EMT's exit the arena with Saundra as
Star looks on with a worried look on her face.
Adam: We must take a commercial break...
Bradley: And when we come back, more "Outlaw Appreciation Night"
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Albert Ross in the middle of a VCW ring, the picture is in
Black and White.
Albert: DOMINATION, this is what VCW brings to the table. The OWA
are merely foolish mortals on a collision course with a GIANT. You
want a WAR? You want a WAR FOR THE AGES? Meet us, and bring your
best 16 Superstars and we will annihilate your collective asses in
the middle of your OWN ring. The clock is ticking little boys and
girls, and I think it's about high time that we (along with Drowning
Pools "Bodies") LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
Adam: We are back and...
Adam is interrupted by...
[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that!
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that!
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
As "Ass Like That" by Eminem hits, "The Real J-Lo" comes out
shaking
her ass to the beat as the male fans in Fredericton totally lose
control for Star's baby sister. The camera focuses on Star who does
not have an angry look on her face, but she ain't smiling either.
Jess heads into the ring with a microphone in hand.
J-Lo: FREDERICTON, THE REAL J-LO IS HERE TO...
The Crowd: BLOW... YOUR... MIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDD
The fans start to cheer for her, but what the camera caught was kind
of weird as the crowd was yelling Jess' catchphrase, we saw The
Outlaws yelling it with the crowd.
J-Lo: Now Fredericton, I came here tonight for one thing and one
thing only... reconciliation. I need to reconcile with my big
sister, and my favorite brother-in-law, because all of this fighting
and bickering back and forth is not right. You see in the OWA, they
would love to see me get into that Playhouse match with Star. They
would love to see her kill me, which chances are if that match does
happen she will.
The camera focuses on Star just as she was mouthing "you know it" to
Jess.
J-Lo: Star, I want you to listen to what I'm about to say because
this is coming straight from the heart. Big sis, I love you. I
never meant to hurt you or Jase in any way. I know what it's like
to be in the ring with you, and I don't want to go through that ever
again. I'm sorry for airing out our business in the OWA, please,
PLEASE find it in your heart to forgive me.
Jess exits the ring and walks over to the guard railing where The
Outlaws are.
J-Lo: Look I know that Dawg, and JFF and everyone else in the OWA
have pumped your head up to kill me, but Star I'm your sister. Your
baby sister at that, remember it was you that helped me with my
homework every night. Remember it was you, who taught me how to
ride a bike. Remember how we used to play little practical jokes on
James?
Star shakes her head yes.
J-Lo: And for all those that don't know, James is our older
brother. And he keeps in touch with us all of the time. He loves
both of us so dear and he wishes we could stop the fighting. And so
do I. I mean Star what can I say, you are so much better than I am
in the ring. I couldn't beat you on my best day and your worse.
You beat up on guys for Christsake. I couldn't beat up a guy,
well... Last night I did do a number on JFF.
The crowd starts laughing
Adam: That she did.
Bradley: Damn right she did.
J-Lo: Star you know and I know that if you get me in that Playhouse,
you will totally kill me. I'm screwed, not just because you're
gonna kill me at War of Ages, but because I lost the love of my only
sister, and the love of a DAMN good friend in Jason. Now I know
that I haven't been the best sister in the world Star, but chalk it
up to immaturity. I'm learning every day, you just don't know.
Jess starts crying
J-Lo: Star, Jase, I just wanna make things right between us again.
(Cries a little more) I never intended to come into the OWA and
start anything between us. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, please Star at
War of Ages don't kill me, I LOVE YOU BIG SIS. And I love you too
Jase. What the hell was I talking about? You guys deserve each
other, I was just jealous of you big sis.
Star's eyebrow arches a little, as Jess wipes the tears from her
face. The whole arena is stunned, not a fan is cheering or
nothing. Everyone is feeling this heart-felt moment.
J-Lo: Yes Star, I'm very jealous of you. You have the man of your
dreams, and I'm starting to think that I'll never find mine and I'll
never be as happy as you guys are.
We can hear Star ask Jess "is that was this is all about?"
J-Lo: Yes big sis, it's been about Jealousy for years. But now, I'm
happy for you guys. I just want a little of that happiness to come
my way. I've always wanted someone to complete me, like you
complete Star Jase, and vice/versa.
Jess starts to cry again.
J-Lo: Can you guys please forgive me?
Jess extends out her arms for a hug. Star and Jason look at Jess
first then they look around at the audience. The fans let them
know what they think they should do.
The Crowd: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT...
Star hops up out of her seat and goes over and gives Jess a big hug
and a kiss on the cheek. Jess then raises Star's arm in the air as
the fans almost tear the roof off of the Aitken University Centre.
Adam: HA HA HAHA, Pee Wee, looks like your Playhouse has been
canceled.
Bradley: (laughing) Hey that was actually funny Adam.
Jess looks at Jason and extends her arms, Jason hops up and gives
Jess a big hug, and a kiss on the cheek. Max then follows, as do
The Big Nasty, Danny, then Chad. The fans are loving every moment
of this.
The Crowd: OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE...
Jess gets one more hug from her sister as Star and Jess share the
biggest smiles in the building. "Ass like that" hits again and
Jess
plays to the fans a little then goes to the back, with Star and the
rest of the Outlaws applauding her on.
Adam: Now that's alright, two sisters reconciling.
Bradley: and on VCW television at that. See we bring families
together.
We see the UltraTron light up, and we see Mr. Ross at his desk
appear on the screen, and the fans go crazy for him.
Mr. Ross: Okay people, I'll be out a little later to great our guest
of honor, I'm just here to take up a few seconds of your time to
debunk a claim made by the OWA over the weekend. Let's see JFF
announced that Chaos drew the same rating that Anarchy did. (laughs)
What a load of shit! I happened to go to
http://www.nielsenmedia.com/
this morning and take a look to what I
found.
Then an image appears on the UltraTron
Top Ten Cable TV Programs (Total Day)
For week of 3/7/05-3/13/05
Rank* Program
Network Total U.S.
Household Rating**
1 VCW Tuesday Night Anarchy
SHO 8.1
2 OWA Chaos
CINEMAX 5.9
2 OWA Torment
HBO 3.2
4 WWE Entertainment (WWE RAW)
SPIKE 3.2
5 SpongeBob
NICK 2.9
5 Sponge Bob
NICK 2.9
5 Monk
USA 2.9
8 SpongeBob
NICK 2.7
8 Fairly Odd Parents
NICK 2.7
8 SpongeBob
NICK 2.7
Mr. Ross: Wow, you guys did pretty good. A 5.9 is excellent, you
out did your rivals in Connecticut. But why would you blatantly go
out and lie to the fans? Why am I asking you that? That's all you
guys do any way is lie. You lie to your talent, you lie to each
other, so why would anyone find it hard to believe that you lie to
your fans. You guys are such idiots and you are goofy shitheads.
If you average a 5.9, 6.0 every week, how the hell do you jump up to
an 8.1 overnight? JFF, you absent minded *imitating Ainsworth*
Jerkass, stop fucking lying. That is all for now, enjoy the rest of
Anarchy people.
The fans cheer loudly for Mr. Ross.
Adam: Well, well, looks like the lies are starting to catch up to
our inferior counterparts.
Bradley: Damn right they are.
We see the camera pan the stage again, and we see that tarp again
also.
Bradley: Dammit, what the hell is under that tarp?
Adam: I hope we find out tonight.
Bradley: We better.
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Albert Ross in the middle of a VCW ring, the picture is in
Black and White.
Albert: DOMINATION, this is what VCW brings to the table. The OWA
are merely foolish mortals on a collision course with a GIANT. You
want a WAR? You want a WAR FOR THE AGES? Meet us, and bring your
best 16 Superstars and we will annihilate your collective asses in
the middle of your OWN ring. The clock is ticking little boys and
girls, and I think it's about high time that we (along with Drowning
Pools "Bodies") LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
*OWA War of Ages - LIVE, From Monster Park, San Francisco,
California - - Monday APRIL 4TH EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! - ***
Adam: We join you back here on Anarchy, Live from
Fredericton, New Brunswick Canada. And boy what a
night it's been!
Bradley: Yeah not only have we seen some beautiful
matches but we have The American Outlaws sitting at
ringside watching the action!
Charles Holcomb takes the ring.
Charles: The next contest is a Bring Your Own Shit
Ladder match, and it is for the VCW NORTH AMERICAN TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
"Wild Out" By the Lox hits and the fans are on their
feet for the start of this match as Jessica and Jésus
Vargas make their way to the ring both carrying
baseball bats with them.
Charles: Introducing First from The Bronx, New
Yoooork! At a total combined weight of
308lbs....Jessica Vargus, Jésus Vargas....they are
JJJJJ VVVVVVVV!!!!!!
Charles: And their opponents, from Brooklyn, New
Yooork, at a total combined weight of 522lbs, Rolly
Fingers, Joey Numbers....they are THE BK BOOYYYS!!!
"Never Scared" by Bone Crusher hits the arena as the
two make their way to the ring carrying a set of trash
cans with them.
"Fade" By Staind hits now as the crowd begins to cheer
and yell oddly enough. But they were in Canada so it
was kinda expected. The Pretty Boys head out through
the curtain and head for the ring carrying golf clubs.
Charles: Introducing....from Montreal, Quebec,
CANADA....a combined weight of
463lbs...Jon...Luc.....THE PRETTY BOOOOYYYYS!!!
Charles: And their opponents, from Miami
Floridaaa...at a combined weight of 491lbs, Ash Adams,
Geoff Adams....THE ADAAAAMS BOOOYYYS!!!
"Let's get it Started" by The Black eyed Peas hit as
the two head out each carrying a steel chair in hand.
"American Idiot" by Green Day hits and the crowd roars
on it's feet. Reign of Terror hit the ramp and with
energetic excitement head to the ring, the each tote a
ladder along.
Charles: Introducing from Cleveland Ohioooo, total
combined weight of 420lbs.....Matthew Reign, Jayson
Terror...they are REIGN OF TEERRROOOR!!!
Charles: And Finally from Dallas Texaaas, weighing in
at a combined weight of 568lbs....Allan Hughes, John
Wilson...the are CORPORATE AMERIIICAAAAA!!!
"The Presidential Polonaise" By the U.S. Marine band
hits and surprisingly,
They also get a pretty decent ovation fro their part
in securing an OWA title for VCW. They head to the
ring each sliding a table along.
Senior Referee Clifford Burns presides the match.
We see the North American Tag belts hoisted high above
the ring as the bell sounds and we get under way.
Adam: This match likely to be one of the most
memorable tonight.
Bradley: I have to agree with you their, what geniuses
we have in our owner and commissioners....a bring your
own shit ladder match. I love it!
<< T >> VCW North American Tag-Team Title B.Y.O.S. Ladder Match
<< N >> JV vs. BK Boys vs. Pretty Boys vs. Adams Boys
<< A >> vs. Reign of Terror vs. Corporate America
The match starts off fiercely as all men and woman go
at each other in a train wreck off a brawl.
JV catches Rolly Fingers with multiple Ball bat shots
to the waist and arms.
Luc charges Geoff Adams with his golf club, but gets
planted with a chair shot for his trouble.
Reign of Terror leaves off their ladder on the outside
and opt for a different approach, Mat goes under over
to the timekeeper and grabs the ring bell. Corporate
America has one table in the ring as the other remains
outside, they pound away at Joey numbers.
Ash Adams and Jon have squared off with Ash not
getting as lucky as his brother as he feels the force
of a nine iron leaving welts on his back courtesy of
Jon. Matthew Reign re-enters the ring with bell in
hand and clobbers Jésus Vargas with it, flooring him
completely. Jessica turns her attention from Rolly at
the moment and soars Matthew's nut sack up into his
throat with a crotch kick.
Jayson hops up on the turnbuckle and dives off wiping
out Corp. America and Joey Numbers with a flying cross
body dive. Geoff meanwhile finds another well placed
chair shot, this time on Jon which causes the pretty
boy to drop his golf club.
Adam: Oh this action is brutal!
Bradley: Of course it's brutal, look at all the
fucking weapons!
The cameras pan the crowd and in the front row we See
the American Outlaws looking on, as their faces are
shown on the Ultratron the crowd goes wild chanting...
OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS!!!!
As we return to action in the ring we see two trash
cans, the ring bell, a chair and two golf clubs laying
around the ring, as well as a table which hasn't been
set yet and one ball bat. On the outside are two
ladders and another table.
Rolly Fingers has regained himself from the bat shots
and grabs Jessica from behind, he RAILS her with a
Sambo suplex. Mat is still down and by now Copr.
America and Joey Numbers are back up, with Hughes
holding Jayson and Wilson going for a
trashcan....Wilson comes over and connects a skull
cracking shot on Jayson with the can.
Ash Adams is back up and to the tope turnbuckle, he
jumps off and is caught with a chair shot from Jésus
who had just gotten up.
Bradley: You know we have The BK Boyz, The Adams Boyz, and The
Pretty Boys all in this match. There are too many "boys" in this
match.
Adam: Nice observation Triple B.
Bradley: Thanks A.C.
Adam: You're welcomed, see we can get along.
Bradley: Shut up.
Rolly fingers is clotheslined
by Wilson and both men go over the top rope and to
the outside. Mat slides out of the ring, still in a
bit of pain from the nut shot and he retrieves one of
the ladders.
Luc who is back up as well retrieves his golf club and
busts Jésus wide open with a clear shot to the head.
Adam: And this match continues with bloodshed and
destruction in and out of the ring.
Bradley: We ain't seen nothing yet, no one's even gone
for the belts.
Adams: We will return you to this match after a short
commercial break.
$$Commercial Break$$
*Promo*
We see a green field, a rainbow in the distance, the
camera pans in close as we See JFF and Dawg of the OWA
chasing a small Leprechaun carrying a pot of
gold.....the scene is amusing, and then we see scenes
of carnage and brutality, Images of VCW at it's best
and the scene fades back to the field with JFF and
Dawg laid out and the Leprechaun standing over then,
close up on the Leprechaun as he winks......fades to
green with a message:: OWA HAS YOUR LUCK RUN OUT? FIND
OUT THE TRUTH MARCH 17TH 2005 SPRINGFIELD
MASSACHUTESETS!!!**
Adam: Well back folks, we return to the action but
first a look at what took place during the commercial
break.
Bradley: Oh we get to see it again!
*during the break*
We see Mathew Reign climb the ladder he brought in,
and dives off the top onto both Jon and Luc of the
Pretty Boys with a perfect aerial senton bomb.
We also see Wilson set up a table on the outside and
lift Rolly fingers up and POWERBOMB him straight to
hell as the table snaps with ease from the weight and
force.**
**back to live action**
We see Jessica Vargas reposition the ladder Mat had
brought in as she begins a slow ascent to the top, at
the same time Geoff Adams is getting the other ladder
from the outside and brings it in the ring setting it
up, he begins to climb his ladder as Jessica climbs
hers. Joey Numbers begins to climb the ladder opposite
Geoff and the two begin to exchange punches.
Jessica reaches the top of the ladder, but Hughes is
their to tip it as she does, just as the ladder tips
she lunges for the belts and latches on to them,
hanging in mid air. At the same time, Geoff slams
Joey's head into the top of the other ladder and
shoves him off......he is a bit out of position to
make a play for the belts, but notices Jessica hanging
from them.
As Hughes tries to reset the second ladder, Geoff
dives from his ladder and takes Jessica out with a
sickening mid-air spear!!! As she falls, on of the
straps come loose and falls to the center of the ring,
leaving one strap up top. No one currently has
possession of either belt.
Adam: Oh my...spear from the ladder! spear from the
ladder!
Bradley: That bitch has to be broken in half!!!
Jess and Geoff hit the mat with the force of an
earthquake from about 15 ft up. Hughes begins making
his ascent for the remaining title, but is intercepted
by Jayson Terror who tips the ladder and spills him
over the side, he falls into the already downed Rolly
Fingers.
Jayson goes to set up the other ladder yet again but
is shoved outside by the Pretty Boys. Jayson gets up
quickly and goes to head back in but is met with the
ladder being shoved into his chest through the ropes.
Jon and Luc parade around the ring for a surprisingly
huge ovation from the Canadian fans. Luc is cut short
on his celebration as Jésus is back up and hits a home
run with Luc's head, returning the favor and busting
him wide open!
Jon sees this and goes for Jésus but takes a rib shot
with the bat. Wilson on the outside helps up his
partner Hughes as they try to get back in the match.
Just then we see a familiar black and silver Jeep
Cherokee backing in from the entrance ramp, the fans
begin to boo and curse as VCW chants ensue.
Adam: God dammit! Those OWA bastards are here again!!!
Bradley: Get security out here !!
The jeep backs up to the ring and we see Skid Row get
out from the jeep, his head bandaged from the previous
night. He goes to the back of the jeep and comes out
with a 2x4. He immediately goes for Corporate America.
Nailing Hughes with the 2x4 several times. Wilson
Grabs Skid from behind but Skid backs up his foot and
plants him with a low blow. He then drags Hughes
around the ringside towards his Jeep, he reaches into
his pocket and removes a pair of handcuffs.
We see Jason Snow stand up in the front row and
another long stare takes place between he and
Skid....Jason just shakes his head and laughs as he
sits, watching on.
Adam: What the hell is he doing!? Get him out of
here!!
Bradley: Get the Crawford Family out here....security,
something! Stop him! Jason, Outlaws Stop him!!
Skid is heard mouthing something to Hughes.
Skid: Screw me outta my belt asshole!!!
He then handcuffs Hughes to the back axle of the jeep,
Hughes shakes his head in fear and pleads for him not
to. Security makes their way out on stage but it's too
late, Skid gets in the jeep and starts it up, full
speed ahead as security clears out of the way. He
drags Hughes behind him as he tumbles and bounces
around off the ramp and stage. The jeep disappears
through the curtain.
Adam: Oh my god!!! My god!
Bradley: Adam, do something....Crawford wont be
happy!!!
Adam: He just dragged a human being out of here behind
a truck....what in the hell am I supposed to do?
Now Wilson at a disadvantage with his partner gone
slides back into the ring, his thoughts not with the
match as he is met by Jésus and the two exchange
blows. Jésus explodes a rapid succession of shots at
Wilson, but it is all in vain as he is blocked and
hoisted up for a devastating Choke Slam!
Joey Numbers is back up, and with a chair he heads for
Wilson who ducks it, and he collides the chair into
the ropes which bounces back and hits himself in the
face.
Adam: Ooh, he caught himself on that one.....Bradley
what are you doing? we have a match to call here.
Bradley: *on phone* I'm trying to get a hold of Dawg,
he is the newest VCW member, and he needs to keep that
asshole of his in line....
Adam: Which asshole?
Bradley: The one with the fucking jeep!
John Wilson sets up the ladder and climbs to the top,
unhooking the remaining belt as he has no one at the
moment to stop him.....but as he climbs back down the
ladder we see that Jessica Vargas has picked up the
other title belt. He stares at her and says once.
Wilson: Just give me the belt, so I don't have to hurt
ya!
Jessica tries to slap Wilson but her wrist is caught,
and she is lifted for a Rock Bottom. Wilson takes both
title belts in hand and Corpoate America is declared
the winners.
Charles: And your winners...and NEW VCW NORTH AMERICAN
TAG TEAMS CHAMPIONS.....CORPORATE AMEEERIIIICAAAAA!!!!
Adam: I can't believe it, he's won it and he lost a
partner!!! This is unbelievable!!
Bradley: *on phone* Look Dawg, this is Bradley from
VCW....it is very urgent that you call me back....we
have problems with some of your talent!!!
The Ultratron now shows the back parking lot, with
Skid still dragging Hughes behind his jeep.....he
tumbles and bumps off of the concrete as his clothes
are tattered and his body scratched and bruised.
Finally the speed of force snaps the handcuffs and
Hughes is released from the nightmare and rolls to a
stop, the jeep continues on out of the arena.
Back in the ring we see Wilson running up the ramp and
back to help him partner, the crowds boos are
deafening. FUCK OWA, FUCK OWA!!
Adam: I can't believe this.....this is just
ridiculous!
Bradley: *still on phone* Dawg!!! Call me back now!!!
Damn it answer your phone!!!
"Shut the fuck up" by Brides of Destruction hits the PA, and The VCW
Owner Albert T. Ross comes power walking out to the ring. Every fan
in the house are clapping and applauding Mr. Ross, we even see The
Outlaws clapping for him. Mr. Ross heads into the ring and he gets
a microphone.
Mr. Ross: Well I don't want to take up too much time, because this
is The Outlaw Appreciation night and we have a lot of action lined
up for you great fans in Fredericton, and for our six special guest
sitting in the front row. FREDERICTON LET'S HEAR IT ONE TIME FOR
THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS.
We hear the fans blow the roof off of the place for The
Outlaws "OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS..."
Mr. Ross: Now first things first, everyone knows that on April the
30th, we are having our first Pay-Per-View. The name of that Pay-
Per-View is called Hell's Highway, and it originates from The
Memorial Stadium in Clemson, South Carolina. And I'm here to
announce the first match to be signed. And with permission
from "The Main Event" Jason Snow, I'd like to sign a
"Playhouse"
Match. It will be a six way dance between our current Woman's
Champion to be decided next week, and 5 other competitors in a one
fall "Playhouse" match. Sound good Jase?
Jason nods his head yes.
Mr. Ross: ALRIGHT FREDERICTON, IT'S OFFICIAL.
*fans cheer*
Mr. Ross: Now, being that this is Outlaw Appreciation Night, I
wanted to go back in time if you will. And show all these fans here
in Fredericton, and all the fans watching at home, why I decided
that this was necessary. You see, the current company that these
six great Superstars currently work for, they've never appreciated
them. And I have proof, everyone please pay attention to the
UltraTron. This was Danny and Chad's first night in the OWA.
November 28 - OWA House Show: TELUS
Field - Edmonton, Alberta
Chad: Yes Danny we've been all over this world, racking up wins and
titles it sure would be nice to do the same here. Hey I just found
out that there's an opening at the next Pay-Per View for spot in the
Fiery Rules OWA tag-team titles elimination match.
Danny: Chad we've haven't even had our first match yet and you're
thinking about titles.
Chad: Why not Danny Boy? You gotta shoot for the stars around here.
Right then, Cherry Apollo walks in.
Cherry: Oh sorry, wrong dressing room. Hey aren't you the new guys,
the Baltimore boys?
Danny: Why yes, we are "The Greatest Tag-Team of All Time."
Cherry: You know I'm from Baltimore, also. It's nice to have
someone from my home town here.
Chad: Hey I just had an idea.
Cherry: What's that?
Chad: Maybe you can manage us, and get us that last vacant spot at
the Pay-Per view.
Cherry: I don't know about that.
Chad: Cherry think about it, all three of us are from Baltimore.
We've got to look out for one another.
Cherry: You know you maybe right.
Mr. Ross: So let's see what Cherry does.
*Suddenly, Air's soothing tune "Cherry Blossom Girl"
plays, and Cherry Apollo walks down the aisle to a
throng of cheers...*
Todd: Well, Cherry interrupting the Co-Owner, for
some reason!
Kipper: She's got a mic, so she means business.
Cherry: Sorry J, but I gotta get this off my chest
dude. Chad and Danny, the so-called "Greatest Tag Team
Of All Time"! *fans give a mixed reaction...*
Gentlemen, I'm afraid that I cannot become your
manager. For I am already the leader of the greatest
female clique in wrestling, the one and only CHERRY
POPPERS! *fans pop huge...*
Cherry: And also, I believe that another tag team
got to me first.
*Suddenly, a bang is heard, and JFF looks toward the
door of his office. He jumps out of his chair and out
of the office. There he sees Chad and Danny in a fight
with the Stoner Cats!
Todd: Look at this! The Tag Team Champions are
acting as a welcoming committee to the so-called
"Greatest Tag Team"...
OH MY GOD! Stoner Catnap on Chad!
Kipper: Fuckin ay! And OH MY! One for Danny!
Mr. Ross: That sneaky bitch, she set up Danny and Chad
Danny and Chad start to get upset as the fans let the boos come
out. These boos are almost deafening.
Mr. Ross: Let's look at the very next week.
December 4 - OWA House Show:
Delta Center, Salt Lake City,
Utah
Backstage, we see Danny Harris in Darren Williams face, and Chad
Richardson in Josh Brandon's face.
Josh: At Fault Christmas, you chumps are going down. And that's it.
Chad: You might think so, but you're going to have a fight on your
hands.
Danny: A nice, good fight. Elimination style!
Darren: Sounds good, but remember this...
And then, the loud sounds of crotch rockets rev up behind them. But
before any of them have time to turn around, all four of them get
clotheslined hard by long metal pipes. Brianator and Smythatron were
holding a huge long bar riding their bikes, and came in on opposite
sides of
them.
They stop the bikes, laugh and toss the bar out to the side. They
both
chug a couple of Bud Lights, and then Smythatron turns, and spits
his mouth
full on the four men they just laid out.
Smythatron: Hey! You guys! You know where you're going? Where you
goin'?
Smythatron/Brianator: No where!
They both crack up laughing, rev the bikes up and drive off, and toss
their empty beer cans behind them. One of them bounces of Josh's
forehead.
Fans boo...
Mr. Ross: So Danny and Chad get jumped again. I wonder what our
guests of honor plan on doing about this. But first Jason has a
match at Chaos against Matt Rawle. Now if you're a wrestling fan
like I am, you were expect Jason to brutalize this guy. Let's see
what happened.
December 8 - OWA CHAOS:
Isotopes Park, Alberquerque, NM
>> Non-Title Barbed Wire Cage Match: |
>> OWA Champion "The Raven" Matt Rawle |
>> vs. Jason Snow (American Outlaws) |
On the bell, The Raven spears Snow into the cage, bloodying Snow's
back. Snow
retaliates with fists and an attempted Irish whip, but Rawle
reverses.
Attempted clothesline by Snow, but Raven ducks and connects with a
German suplex.
Todd: Snow being taken to school here!
Kipper: Yeah, the School of Hard Knocks! Wonder if any if any of
those WWE fags ever went there?
Todd: Probably not. Doubt the American Outlaws ever went there.
Rawle dominates Snow with a couple more suplexes, then The Raven rams
Snow's face into the cage, wiping the blood from his hands on his
face.
Snow attempts with a dropkick, but Raven ducks and throws Snow off
the ropes. Raven scoops Snow up, hooks the arms, and
connects with Broken Wings!
Todd: This is a massacre by The Raven!
Kipper: Yeah, the American Idiot come to get him sone, but the
punk bit too much off here. The champ's gonna tear him up!
Raven continues to dominate, until Snow scores with a low blow. But
Raven sucks it up, and kicks Snow in the groin, felling the 275
pounder.
Todd: Doubt Jason Snow will feel "cocky" anymore after that nut
shot.
Rawle drags Jason up to the top rope. He nails the Final Judgment
with ease, then looks at a prone Snow. The Raven then leaps to the
top rope, thinks about it, then climbs to the top of the cage!
Todd: No fucking way! The Raven's gonna fly!
And he does! Rawle hits a sick headbutt from 15 feet up! Rawle then
covers Snow...1.....2.....3!
Todd: Three words folks. It was academic.
Kipper: Snow has been expelled from the School of Hard Knocks,
casus ehe can't cut it...
Derk: Here is your winner, the OWA Champion of the Worrrrld!
"The RAAVEN!" MATT...RRRAAAWWWWLLE!
Todd: YOu run your mouth, badmouth a guy's contry, compare him to
an inferior wrestler, you get hurt! Jason Snow, it ain't homicide or
suicide.
It's GENOCIDE baby!
Kipper: Fuckin ay. Rawle went genocidal on Jason Snow's ass.
Now we see Jason getting really, REALLY pissed off, and The Fans
here are booing really LOUDLY.
Adams: You hear these fans?
Bradley: Damn right I do, they don't like this one bit, and neither
do I.
Mr. Ross: Jase, what the fuck man? Who booked that crap? You know
in all the years I've seen you wrestle, I've never seen you do a
squash job to nobody. Who called for shit? Was it your homeboy
that did that? Was it J that did that?
Jason's demeanor is now all screwed up, he looks like he's ready to
hurt someone.
Mr. Ross: You know in your first month or so in the OWA it hurt me
to see how they we're using you. You are an A-list talent, and they
didn't treat you like that. You deserved better, you still do
deserve better. That Raven guy is nowhere near your league.
Then we hear the fans start chanting "FUCK MATT, FUCK MATT, FUCK
MATT, FUCK MATT..."
Adam: WHOA, this isn't what I expected.
Bradley: Yeah Adam we are in Canada, but this Canadian audience is
clearly behind the American Outlaws, and not that Canadian piece of
shit, Matt Rawle.
Mr. Ross: And on to the biggest slap in the face the OWA has given
their most popular superstar.
We see an image on the UltraTron
December 12 - OWA House Show:
Pepsi Center, Denver, Colorado
Mr. Ross I like to call this "One Night in Denver"
We see Jason getting a little riled up because he knows what's
coming up next.
Max: Yeah, the plan. How are we on time?
Jason: We should be good. (Pulling out a nextel phone with the
walkie talkie on it) Danny, Chad, Big Nasty what's your location?
Danny: We're at the other side of the Arena, right outside of The
Revolutionists locker room, hold up some one's coming out.
Jason: Take them bitches out.
The Camera switches to the action as a fight is ensuing. The
Greatest tag team of All Time and The Big Nasty are working over The
Revolutionists.
Danny: Hey where you going?
Big Nasty: No where!
Chad and Danny apply the Grand Finale on Smythatron, A "Nasty
Conclusion" on Brianator. Big Nasty then picks up one of The
Revolutionists bikes like it was a toy, and drops it on Brianator's
leg!
Brianator screams in agony!
Chad: *mockingly* Aw no! Somebody call the fucking paramedics!
All three guys laugh as they walk away leaving The Revolutionists
laid out.
Danny: (on the nextel) Hey "Main Event" who's next?
Jason: Max and Star got her now.
The camera switches back to Jason, Star, and Max. Star has Cherry
Apollo in the Boston Crab.
Star: TAP YOU BITCH, TAP OUT! SQUEAL AND TAP YOU HO!
Cherry taps out, as Jason and Max talk shit, and get their licks on
a helpless Cherry. Miss Lucy is laid out as well, but Poppy is no
where to be seen!
Jason: oh that's a beautiful form. She's a pro at this!
Max: quite exquisite.
Jason: When did you start saying shit like that?
Max: Dude I've been reading.
Jason: Oh yeah, that rules.
Cherry is screaming out her pain, as The Big Nasty, Danny, and Chad
arrive on the scene.
Chad: That's what you get for dissing us, you stupid fucking bitch.
Make her tap Star.
Jason: Dude she already tapped.
Chad/Star: TAP AGAIN BITCH!
Cherry taps again, but she barely does, as she starts to pass out
from the pain.
Mr. Ross: Clearly we see The Outlaws are getting revenge for Danny
and Chad getting jumped. The Revolutionist have been taken out, and
Cherry who helped set Danny and Chad up their first night in the OWA
is also being taken out. Let's see what happens next
Just then The Stoner Cats walk right into what just happened.
Dave: What the fuck is this?
Jason: Hey Big, are they on the list.
The Big Nasty pulls out a piece of paper, and reads it.
Big: Yup, they are on the list.
Jason: GET 'EM!
All five Outlaws proceed to jump on the Stoner Cats. Chad and Danny
lock in the Grand Finale on Stevie Bong, whilst Big Nasty hits the
Nasty Conclusion on Dave Reefer. Jason picks up the bong and smashes
it over the head of Dave Reefer, busting him wide open! Stevie is
dragged out to the parking lot, and gets hit with a Sit down power
bomb by Max on top of the Outlaws' limo. Nasty hits another Nasty
Conclusion on Dave onto the hood of the limo. Star locks in the
Boston Crab on a lifeless Stevie, while Snow hits the "Main Event"
power bomb by on Dave through the moon roof of the limo! With The
Stoner Cats laid out by the limo, and Cherry and Lucy unconscious in
the locker room, Jason stops the carnage.
Mr. Ross: So The American Outlaws get their Revenge right? Wrong,
show that other footage.
*Kipper then takes off his headset and gets in the
face of Jason, who he directed his "Yeah, YOU run!"
comment to, and trash talks with the American Outlaw.
Jason slaps Kipper in the mouth, but Kipper kicks Snow
in the balls!*
Todd: YEAH! You show that shit what for!
*Then JFF and Spine Jerk pick up Snow, and toss him
into the ring. Spine Jerk puts Snow in the full
nelson, and JFF holds his feet, as Poppy SWINGS the
hammer into Snow's ribs! You can hear the dull thud of
metal on ribcage, and it doesn't sound pretty!*
Todd: Look at this! The "Main Event" is getting
destroyed by the J Connection, Poppy Quayle, and a
sledgehammer!
Kipper *by now back in the broadcast booth*: I hope
he felt that! BREAK HIS FUCKING RIBS POPPY!
*Poppy then drives the hammer into Snow's skull, and
streams of blood spurt from his head! The J Connection
let go, and Snow hits the canvas like a sack of shit.*
Todd: This is what happens when you beat up six OWA
superstars! You get your ass whipped back!
*Poppy then bashes Snow in the legs with the hammer,
and locks in the Sharpshooter! We can hear Poppy
scream...*
Poppy: TAP BITCH! TAP MOTHERFUCKER! YOU SCREW WITH
MY FRIENDS, I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU TAP!!
*Snow is unconscious, so Spine Jerk grabs his hand and
slams it down on the mat time after time...*
Todd: Wow! Vengeance be mine, sayeth Poppy!
Kipper: BREAK THAT FUCKING CUNT'S LEGS POPPY!
I'M BEGGING YOU! BREAK 'EM!
Todd: Ritalin, Kip...
*Poppy pulls back on the Sharpshooter, and Spine Jerk
shouts through a mic...*
Spine Jerk: Let go Poppy!
Poppy: No! I'm gonna break this fucker's legs!
Spine Jerk: OK! If you say so...
*Both Spine Jerk and JFF laugh as Poppy leans back
once more, then lets go. Then JFF holds Snow, and
Spine Jerk hits the J-Plex, but Snow is hauled from
the ring to the floor! He lands head first!*
Todd: Good grief! The destruction of Jason Snow is
right here tonight in Denver!
Kipper: And they ain't finished yet!
*JFF rolls Snow back in the ring, picks him up, climbs
to the top, and drills him head first with the
Sleepin' With The Jesusfish!*
Todd: Oh my God! Jason Snow, and his pack of dog
Outlaws, came to dismantle Poppy Quayle, like the
yellow bitches they are, but they had a surprise. The
J Connection made sure that the plan backfired!
Kipper: Damn right! But where are the other
Outlaws?
*Todd looks at the MegaTron, and notices that the
Outlaws' limo is gone from the parking lot, except for
a couple of shards of glass...*
Todd: They're gone! Good!
Kipper: Probably put their tails between their
legs. Bitches!
*JFF grabs the mic...*
JFF: This is a message for the American Outlaws! Don't you EVER,
EVER try to pull the shit you tried to do, or you can kiss your
asses GOODBYE!
*fans cheer...*
JFF: So Sassy! Babycakes, now that the trash has been cleared, you
may now come out safely and answer Miss Quayle...
*JFF then pushes Snow out of the ring, and rips off the Kobe Bryant
jersey he was wearing, which is now covered in blood...*
JFF: And one more thing...FUCK Kobe Bryant! *mockingly wipes his ass
on the jersey* I hate that no-good fuck. *throws the jersey at Snow,
then spits on the fallen American Outlaws leader...* JFF: Falon!
He's all yours. *Trainer Falon Brickster and EMT's come out to tend
to Snow, as "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses hits, and
Poppy, now flanked by JFF and Spine Jerk, wait in the ring...*
Mr. Ross: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT JASON? Isn't he supposed to be
your friend? Has he ever explained that to you?
Jason is now even angrier than he was before.
Mr. Ross: What the fuck are they doing over there? You guys can get
jumped, but the moment you retaliate, you get jumped by some other
faggots who didn't have anything to do with it. Now that's
BULLSHIT, and VCW is where...
The fans: THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!
Mr. Ross: Now Jase, I didn't mean to show you that to piss you off.
I merely wanted to show you that not everybody that claims to be
your friend are. Now JFF claims to be your friend, I mean Jesus you
guys are "The Clique", you invaded WWE together. Oh and By the
way
JFF, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, you invade
WWE, we invade you, so suck it up and shut the fuck up. Now Jason,
the question I have for you is, how long are you going to stay
around and let those guys embarrass you?
Jason right now is staring a hole into Mr. Ross
Mr. Ross: How long Jason? They've embarrassed you six great
superstars time and time again. You guys amongst the others that
have joined us, are the back bone of that company. Then they go and
put the belt on you Jason, for what? So that you could forget the
embarrassments? You know what, you should just beat JFF's ass.
Then the crowd starts up "BEAT HIS ASS, BEAT HIS ASS, BEAT HIS ASS,
BEAT HIS ASS..."
Mr. Ross: Anytime you want to confront him Jason, let me know. You
can do it here, in a neutral zone. That way none of his guys can
save him. I know that you are probably highly upset now, so I'm
going to leave you with an Outlaw highlight reel, of all the ass you
guys have whipped over the years, and trust me Jase, that's a lot of
ass. So guys in the back, would you be so kind as to play that
montage for me.
Then "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath plays on the UltraTron, as we see
highlights from the career of The American Outlaws, we see footage
of Star making guys tap out to her Boston Crab. We see Jason
beating up on some ass, Power Bombing his victims left and right.
We see The Big Nasty dropping his opponents in the Nasty
Conclusion. Chad and Danny are suplexing and stretching opponents
into submission, and we see Max just over powering opponents as he
drops them for his sit down power bomb. We see footage from the
JOPW, the HWA, and some footage from the OWA. This brings a smile
back to Jason's face, and the fans in the arena are eating this up.
Mr. Ross: Jason this is the way I see it, JFF and Dawg owe you a lot
of explanations. JFF especially, and if he doesn't give you the
answers you deserve as a man, then he deserves to be punished. He's
a sneaky fucker, he has Jason jumped then tries to be his friend.
Look I'm done, Jase the ball is in your court, and I think you know
what to do with it.
Jason nods at Mr. Ross
Mr. Ross: Alright hit the music.
"Shut the fuck up" by Brides of Destruction hits the PA, and The VCW
Owner Mr. Ross power walks to the back, amongst the biggest cheers
he's heard since VCW started.
Adam: Wow, I wonder what Jason is gonna do the next time he sees JFF.
Bradley: I hope he kills the bastard.
Charles : The following contest is another of the
Semi-Final
Matches for the VCW Women's Championship!
This match is scheduled for one fall a 15 minute time
limit, also with no DQ.
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits and every fan
in on their feet as Jesse Vance-Young makes her way
down...
Charles : Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario,
Canada
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JESSE VANCE YOUUUUUUNG
Jesse enters the ring, then "Get Out of My Dreams,
Get out of my Car" by Billy Ocean
hits the speakers and a mixed reaction rings down, as
Maria Johnson hits the ramp way...
Charles : Now introducing from Sacramento, CA ... One
Half of Double Impact . Maria Johnson!
She is accompanied to the ring by her twin sister,
Jayne Johnson and their friend, Beef.
Maria enters the ring...
<< T >> VCW Women's Title Semi Final Match #2
<< N >> Maria Johnson w/ Jayne Johnson & Beef
<< A >> vs. Jesse Vance-Young
Adam : This fight is under way... Both women are
sizing each other up. This is the first
time these ladies have faced each other in the ring.
Bradley: I am having a "Hard time" controlling myself
with both of these ladies in the ring.
Adam: You used that one last week Triple B. But calm yourself down,
you don't want your "Cannon" going off in your pants do you?
Bradley: CANNON? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you're pretty funny tonight Adam.
Maria nails Jesse with an arm drag takedown and then Irish
whips her against the ring ropes. Upon returning
Jesse is nailed with a Sleeper hold drop.
Adam: WOW, Jesse hits the mat with a sickening thud
Bradley: Now is that Maria in there, or Jayne?
Adam: beats me
Maria goes for a cover but only gets a 2 count.
Adam: Only a two count for Maria.
Maria picks up Jesse and preparing to give her a
German suplex but Jesse reverses the move and gives Maria a
German suplex but instead of releasing the hold ..she holds
onto the move and repeats it 3 times.... Triple German Suplex
Adam: Shades of Chris Benoit right there.
Jesse is making a come back... Jesse hits a
quick DDT on Maria and picks her up and throws her
into the corner and nails her with a Stinger splash
Adam: Stinger Splash on Maria
Bradley: Or Jayne
Adam: What ever
Jesse locks Maria in the suplex position and nails
her with a high vertical (Pausing in the air)
Suplex. Lets Maria's blood rush to Maria's head...
Adam: The tide is turning for Jesse.
Jesse makes the cover and gets a close 3 count...
Maria's sister, Jayne, gets on the ring apron and
starts distracting Bryon Ackerley as Maria
hits Jesse in the back with a steel chair that Beef
just slid into the ring. We see The Outlaws are booing the hell out
of Double Impact.
Adam: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT? THAT WAS BLATANT
CHEATING.
Bradley: Hey if it gets the job done, then it gets the
job done. They sure like using steel chairs. They used
one last week to win last week against Dy Nasty.
Adam: And the American Outlaws sure aren't liking this one bit.
Maria gets the ref's attention and covers Jesse for
a very close 3 count.
Beef distracts the ref as Jayne slides into the ring in
place of Maria and plays possum in waiting for Jesse
to try and make a cover...
Adam: Oh no, they're doing that again. Who are they the Bashams?
Jesse gets ready to make a cover but Star gets her attention. Jesse
looks at Star, and Star is doing the wave off
Bradley: Star must have watches the tape from last
week when Maria & Jayne did the switcheroo on
DyNasty....
Jesse points at Star, then smiles. Jesse then walks over and hooks
up Jayne (Subbing for Maria, cheating) in the sharpshooter....
Adam : Oh my god, that is the trademark move of
legendary WWE Superstar, Bret Hart.
also from Canada like Jesse and her family..
Jayne starts to tap out......
Bradley : I can't believe Jayne is tapping to the
Sharpshooter......
The Ref calls for the bell and awards the match to
Jesse by submission.
Charles : The winner of the bout by submission and
advancing to the Finals of the VCW Women's Title
tournament..... Jesse Vance-Young.
Double Impact and Beef start attacking Jesse...and
all of a sudden David Young, Jesse's husband, and
Dy-Nasty come running down to the ringside to save Jesse from
being injured by Double Impact and Beef....
Double Impact and Beef decide to leave the ring and
run to the back...
David & Dy-Nasty raise Jesse's hand and they leave
the ring as "My Way" by Limp Bizkit plays over the
loud speakers...
.
"Counting the Days" by Collective Soul plays over the
loud speakers as Matt Danger walks out on to the stage
as We see Charles Holcomb at ringside with a microphone.
Charles : Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to
introduce the VCW COMMISSIONER NUMBER TWO, MR. MATT
DAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR.
Matt has a mic in his hand....
Matt : Hold up here..... I see Double Impact and Beef
don't want to play nicely....
So on Thursday, St. Patrick's Day at the Springfield Civic Center
..... We will see in a 6-person Inter-gender tag team
match..... Double Impact (Jayne & Maria) &
Beef taking on
David Young, Dy-Nasty and the next VCW Women's
Champion, Jesse Vance Young.
This match will be No DQ match also.....
That is all I have to say for now...
Bradley : WOW, What a huge announcement by the
commish...
Adam : yep that is good of him to give The Youngs &
Dy-Nasty a little payback for Double Impact's cheating
over the past two weeks..
Bradley : Damn Right
Adam: We have to take our final commercial break, and when we come
back get ready folks for our main event, an 8 man elimination brawl
for the VCW North American Heavyweight Championship.
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Mr. Ross in his office
Mr. Ross: VCW
We see Richard Crawford in his office
Richard: VCW
We then see Matt Danger in his office
Matt: VCW
We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.
J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
We then hear an announcer's voice
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!
Backstage we see our other VCW Backstage reporter, Jay Roachester
catching up with the New OWA Fiery Champion, Fredrick Ainsworth.
Jay: Mr. Ainsworth can I get a word with you?
Fredrick: Sure you can Jerkass.
Jay: How does it feel to be the new OWA Fiery Champion?
Fredrick: First of all, what the fuck does "Fiery" mean? You
know
what it doesn't matter, I got the gold, and I did it all... by...
myself. Hey I heard that the AO's are in the building.
The fans erupt.
Jay: yes they are.
Fredrick: Good, because I wanna issue a challenge to the lady that
they call "The Toughest Woman in the Business", Ainsworth-Star II,
VCW battlegrounds.
We see the camera focus on Star as she mouths "Bring it on"
Adam: DID YOU HEAR THAT TRIPLE B?
Bradley: YOU DAMN RIGHT I DID.
Fredrick: I know she'll accept my challenge, she loves a good
fight. And honey believe me, when you step back into that ring with
me, you'll know this one statement to be true. I'm better than you,
and I know it.
Then we see Masta Suzie, Miss Katy, and "Sexy" Sarah Twilight all
walk up to Ainsworth.
Miss Katy: Hey Ainsworth Baby, you ready to win some more gold
tonight.
Fredrick: Oh yeah.
Ainsworth puts his arms in with the girl's arms and walks away but
not before saying one last thing to Jay.
Fredrick: Don't you wish you were me, Jerkass?
Then Ainsworth walks off with the girls. We see Star in the
audience pounding her fist into her hands, with Jason and Max
laughing.
Adam: Alright folks, now it's time for our main event.
Bradley: Now it's time to crown a North American Heavyweight
Champion.
Adam: Charles take it away.
Charles: This match is the MAIIIN EVENT, it is for the VCW NORTH
AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP......introducing first from Sacramento
California, weighing in at 235lbs...BEEEEEEEF!
"Get out of my head get into my car" by Billy Ocean plays as Beef
takes to the ring, a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Charles: And his opponent from Dallas Texas, weighing
230lbs......SHANE JOHNSOOOOON!
"Do ya think I'm sexy " by Rod Stewart fills the arena as the
flamboyant entertainer dances his way to the ring, putting on quite
a show for the crowd.
Charles: Introducing next....from Cardiff, Wales in the United
Kingdom.....he weighs in at 223lbs....MICHAEL SMIIIITH!!!!
"Fly Away" by the Black Eyed Peas hits as Michael walks to the ring,
he gets a decent ovation.
Charles: And their opponent from Battle Creek, Michigan......he
weighs in at 268lbs......CURT BENJAAAAMIIIIIN!!
"Jump Around" by House of Pain gets the crowd going as they cheer on
the arrival of Benjamin.
Charles: Introducing now....from New York City......weighing it at
199lbs.....from the DFC....JERROOOOOONE!!
"Fuck the world" by Tupac plays as he gets a mixed reaction of boos
and cheers from the crowd.
Charles: And their Opponent......from Miami Florida.....he weighs in
at 315lbs......MARK SAAAAANDERS!
"Seven Nation Army" by The white stripes blasts on the speakers as
Sanders gets a huge ovation from this crowd......surprisingly at
that.
Charles: And his opponent residing in Los Angeles
California......weighing in at 252lbs........FREDRICK AIIIIIINSWORTH!
"Down with the sickness" by Disturbed hits and he gets a huge
ovation, especially since he walks out holding the OWA Fiery title.
Charles: Finally....introducing from Toronto, Ontario
Canada.........he weighs in at 230lbs JAY VAAAAAANCE!!!!
"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park hits and the Canadian fans go
ballistic, the cheer and root, going apeshit for the native Canadian
brother of the current champion
<< T >> VCW North American Championship Match, No DQ.
<< N >> Fredrick Ainsworth vs. Jay Vance vs. Shane Johnson
vs. << A
>> Curt Benjamin vs. Jerrone vs. Beef vs. Mark
Sanders vs. Michael Smith
Adam: Clifford Burns, Byron Ackerley, Edgar Hyde, and Donna Berwick
are the refs in charge of this demolition derby.
Bradley: Oh this is gonna be some exciting shit.
Adam: Damn right it is.
Bradley: Don't ever do that again Adam.
Ainsworth starts off by going at Shane, Jay goes at Beef, Curt sizes
up Jerrone, and Mark starts off with Michael. All eight men start
off in the ring, until Mark tosses Michael out of the ring, Donna
follows.
Adam: There's the first two to spill to the floor.
Jay tosses Beef out of the ring also, and chases him up the aisle,
Byron follows.
Bradley: And there's your second two.
Ainsworth squares off in the center of the ring with Shane, hard
rights from Ainsworth, Shane retaliates with some vicious rights and
lefts of his own. Shane whips Ainsworth into the ropes and attempts
a Super Kick, Ainsworth grabs onto the ropes and slides underneath
of them. Shane points to Ainsworth and mouths to him "just that
close".
Adam: Oh the mind games have already started between those two great
athletes.
Bradley: Yes, and this match hasn't even really gotten started yet.
Ainsworth mouths back "I'm better than you jerkass, and I know it."
Ainsworth attempts to get back into the ring but Shane attempts a
baseball slide, Ainsworth moves and slides him out of the ring and
kicks him in the balls.
Adam: Oh, he sacked him.
Bradley: Damn a chair, the sack is the great equalizer.
Meanwhile, Curt is beating Jerrone about the ring. Hard rights,
lefts, stomping, Jerrone is getting squashed. Curt picks Jerrone up
sends him into the ropes and nails a VICIOUS Spine Buster.
Adam: Curt is opening up a can of BEAT ASS on Jerrone right now.
Bradley: Love those Cans of BEAT ASS, and love those Outlaws.
Jerrone with a nut shot, then he nails a beautiful standing drop
kick that sends Curt to the outside.
Bradley: Again the great equalizer.
Jerrone jumps to the outside, Edgar follows the two. As soon as
they get to the outside Curt slings Jerrone into the guard railing,
Curt then picks Jerrone up and slings him face first into the ring
post.
Bradley: He just rung his damn bell. Hello Jerrone, are you home?
Adam: HAHAHA
Curt then backs up a little and runs full steam at Jerrone and nails
him with a devastating Lariat, Jerrone lands on his neck.
Bradley: DAMN, that had to hurt.
Meanwhile Mark is totally squashing Michael, one Power slam on the
concrete floor. Mark picks Michael up and rams his back into the
ring post, then he rams his shoulder into Michael's sternum. Mark
backs up and charges at Michael, but Michael moves, and Mark winds
up crushing his shoulder on that steel ring post.
Adam: He'll feel that in the morning.
Bradley: Damn right he will.
Michael then looks underneath of the ring and pulls out some trash
can tops. He claps them together first as if he's playing the
cymbals, then he claps them onto the head of Mark Sanders. Mark
doesn't even feel the effect of this and he grabs Michael and plants
him with the Dominator. Mark then gives the crowd the throat
slashing signal. Mark picks Michael up, and places him in the
fireman's carry then he spins Michael around into a Rock Bottom, and
CRASH, he blasts Michael onto the concrete. Mark makes the cover,
Donna makes the count. ONE, TWO, THREE!!!
Charles: MICHAEL SMITH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
Adam: And Michael is gone.
Bradley: Good Riddance, I never liked that guy anyway.
Ainsworth and Shane are still going at it, these two are trying to
demolish each other. A Lion-Sault attempt by Ainsworth, Shane moves
and Ainsworth lands on his feet, only to get caught with a Jumping
Heel Kick from Shane. The fans haven't stopped cheering these two
great Athletes since the opening bell.
Adam: Ainsworth and Shane are putting on a clinic.
Bradley: Damn right they are.
We see Star talking to Jason and pointing at Ainsworth. Meanwhile
in the aisle Beef and Jay are still going at it. A Running Power
Bomb attempt by Beef, Jay reverses it into a huracarana. Jason
stands up and applauds Jay for what he just did, and he even gets
the fans starting a "JAY, JAY, JAY..." Chant.
Jay gets up and places Beef in a Boston crab. We see Star up and
cheering. We even hear her yell something to Jay "NO, YOU'RE DOING
IT WRONG." She calls Jay over, Jay lets Beef go, and goes over to
Star. By now the crowd has completely GONE WILD, as Star is
whispering something in Jay's ear.
Adam: Hey, if anybody can teach you a thing or two about that Boston
Crab it's that young lady.
Jay nods his head and goes back over to Beef, he attempts another
Boston Crab, but Beef slides away and punches Jay in the nuts.
Bradley: Again, the great equal...
Adam: Don't say it.
The camera shows Jason, Max, The Big Nasty, Danny, Chad, and Star
all have that "damn that had to hurt" look on their faces.
Meanwhile we see Mark and Jerrone double teaming Curt, they throw
him into the guard railing. Then they pick him up and lawn dart his
ass into the crowd.
Bradley: AND AWAY HE GOES!!!
Curt gets up and grabs a chair that a fan just passed him, and he
leaps off of the guard railing and WALLOPS Mark in the back of the
head with it. Mark falls to the ground with the back of his head
bleeding profusely. Curt then chases after Jerrone, they run past
The Outlaws. Curt stops and comes back to give each Outlaw a hand
clap, they each give him one back much to the crowd's
delight. "BEAT THAT ASS DUDE" we hear Jason shout at Curt.
Curt
nods, and starts chasing Jerrone again.
Bradley: Man The Outlaws are really into this.
Adam: Damn right they are.
Bradley: What did I tell you Adam?
Adam: See how annoying that is?
Jerrone tries to hop into the crowd but is met with a chair shot to
the back of the head and Jerrone collapses onto a few fans in the
front row. Curt pulls him off of the fans and snatches him up.
Curt places Jerrone on his shoulder, he throws the chair down in
front of him. "SOMEBODY IS ABOUT TO GET THEIR ASS JUMPED IN"
Curt
screams. Curt then nails the greetings from Ashbury Park onto the
steel chair.
Adam: And Jerrone just got jumped in.
Jerrone's head bounces off of the chair, Curt makes the cover, Edgar
makes the count. ONE, TWO, THREE!!!
Charles: JERRONE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
The fans as well as The Outlaws are enjoying this. The fans have
started a "VCW, VCW, VCW..." chant, and some of the fans around The
Outlaws have urged them to join in, and they oblige. We see Jason,
Star, and Max on their feet chanting "VCW, VCW, VCW...". Then
they
switch the chant "OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS..." Every fan in the
house is chanting "OUTLAWS." Meanwhile Beef has Jay in the air
in
the suplex position.
Adam: Is this is?
Bradley: I think so Adam, the Beefcake is coming!
Jay flips out of it, he nails Beef with a drop kick to the knee.
Beef hits the ground. Jay picks Beef up and nails the Vance Attack,
which is the same as the Beefcake, a Steiner Screwdriver. Then Jay
points at Star, and puts Beef into the Star Treatment. The moment
he turns Beef over Beef is tapping away. Byron signals for the
bell. Jay lets Beef go. Star yells "NO, DON'T LET HIM GO."
The
audience members around her laugh as Jay just shrugs his shoulders.
Bradley: She's cruel, I like her
Adam: Why don't you go tell her that?
Bradley: Yeah, so her and Jason can both beat my ass, please I think
I'll pass.
Mark then jumps Jay, Star tries to jump the guard railing but Jason
and Max hold her back. Mark picks Jay up and drops him in the
twister. Mark goes for the cover, Edgar goes for the count.
Adam: ONE, TWO...
Curt comes from behind with a DEMON chair shot on Mark.
Adam: AND NO THREE, Curt has just saved Jay.
Mark gets up and Curt blast him again, SMASH!! One more time,
SMASH!! By now that chair has been bent up with huge dents in it.
After one more chair shot, Mark finally falls. Curt salutes the
crowd with the chair in hand, we see a close up of Mark and he's a
bloody mess. Curt picks Mark up and nails a DDT on the chair. Curt
makes a cover and Donna makes a count. ONE, TWO, AND NO, Mark kicks
out.
The fans: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mean while in the ring. We see Ainsworth and Shane putting on a
clinic. Fredrick whips Shane into the ropes and goes for "Flight
587", but Shane comes down and nails a swinging DDT. Shane gets up
and signals for the Super Kick, Ainsworth gets up and is a little
woozy. Shane attempts the Super Kick, Ainsworth ducks and nails the
sleeper hold drop. Both men are down now as Clifford starts the
count.
Bradley: THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING WRESTLING I'VE SEEN ALL WEEK
Adam: OF COURSE IT IS, THIS ISN'T THE OWA, THIS ISN'T AAW, THIS IS
VCW!!
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE...
Shane leaps up and he picks Ainsworth up and nails the northern
lights release suplex. He goes for a cover, Clifford makes the
count.
ONE, TWO, THR... NO. Ainsworth kicks out at a near three. Shane
picks Ainsworth up and attempts a pile driver, Ainsworth reverses
into a back body drop. Ainsworth up, Shane gets to his feet,
Ainsworth nails a sickening Rude Awakening. Ainsworth with the
cover, Clifford makes the count. ONE, TWO, NO... Shane kicks out at
two.
Adam: These two great warriors giving their all in that ring.
Outside of the ring Jay is still out, and Curt is getting his ass
handed to him by Mark. Mark sets a table up. Curt punches Mark in
the sack, then lays him on the table. Curt salutes the crowd as he
goes to the top rope, Mark with cat like quickness jumps up and hits
Curt making him fall balls first into the top turnbuckle. Mark
stands on the top rope and picks Curt up in the F-5 position and
attempts "The Twister" but Curt slides out of it and nails a DDT
from the top rope to the outside through the table.
The fans: VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW...
We see all of The Outlaws have jumped out of their seats and have
gotten the "HOLY SHIT" chants going.
The fans: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT...
Curt drapes an arm over Mark. Edgar makes the count, ONE, TWO,
THREE.
Adam: HOT DAMMIT HE DID IT!
Bradley: DAMMIT, that sucks
Charles: MARK SANDERS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Bradley: Tell Charles to SHUT THE HELL UP
Adam has a laugh as Curt tries to pick himself up. Meanwhile in the
ring, Ainsworth has just sent Shane into the ropes and has nailed
the 587. Ainsworth quickly makes the cover, Clifford with the
count. ONE, TWO, then we see someone flying across the ring, it's
Jay Vance, he makes the save on Shane.
Bradley: Why the hell did that idiot do that? It's elimination
Adam, somebody please tell him that.
Adam: I think that he wants Shane all to himself, Shane eliminated
him from the battle royal last week remember?
Bradley: Vaguely
Adam: You really need to start paying more attention around here.
Jay picks Ainsworth up and sends him into the ropes, when Ainsworth
comes back he is planted with a huracarana. Curt gets into the ring
and first he "Jumps in" Shane, then he "Jumps in" Ainsworth.
He
kicks Jay in the stomach and tries to "Jump him in" also, but Jay
reverses it and crashes him to the canvas with the Vance Attack.
Jay makes the cover, Edgar makes the count. ONE, TWO, THREE...
Charles: CURT BENJAMIN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Bradley: Get `em out of here!!
Jay stands up just as Shane is standing up, Ainsworth is getting up
also. Shane attempts a Super Kick on Jay, Jay ducks and Shane nails
Ainsworth. Jay quickly runs behind Ainsworth and rolls him up,
Shane collapses down to the mat, Clifford makes the count for Jay.
ONE, TWO, THREE...
Bradley: DAMMIT
Adam: Get `em out of here (laughs)
Charles: FREDRICK AINSWORTH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
Fredrick takes his OWA Fiery Title and walks past The
Outlaws. "Maybe another day Assworth, maybe another day" Star
says
to him. "I'M THE FIERY CHAMP BITCH, THEREFORE I'M BETTER THAN YOU
AND I KNOW IT, JERKASS" Ainsworth quips back at her. Ainsworth
raises his title in the air, Star raises her OWA Women's
Championship right along with him. "Anytime you want a rematch
Freddy, just HOLLA BACK BITCH." Ainsworth nods then exits.
Adam: Oh boy I hope to see those two get it on in a VCW ring one day.
Bradley: That would be one HELL of a rematch too.
Adam: Damn rig... Sorry.
Bradley: Watch it A.C.
Jay walks over to Shane and he picks him up, Jay nails a perfect
Belly-to-Belly on him. Jay goes for the cover and only gets a two
count. Jay picks him up and plants him with a double arm DDT. Jay
covers, Clifford makes the count, ONE, TWO, Shane kicks out
The fans: TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Now Jay is starting to get a little frustrated, he picks Shane up
and nails him with a cradle suplex. He pulls Shane into the middle
of the ring, then heads to the top rope. Jay leaps off and attempts
an elbow drop, but Shane rolls out of the way. Jay lands directly
on the mat and has hurt himself. Shane leaps up and signals for the
super kick. Jay pulls himself up and Shane attempts a Super Kick
but Jay ducks and sends Shane over the top rope with a back body
drop, Shane holds onto the ropes though and he runs to the top
rope. Shane leaps off and catches Jay with a flying body press, Jay
rolls over in an attempt to cover but Shane has rolled him back over
in the small package. Clifford makes the count, ONE, TWO, NO
The fans: TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Shane hops up and so does Jay, Jay with a kick to the stomach. He
lifts Shane in the air in attempted Vance Attack, Shane flips out
and pushes Jay into the corner. Shane then jumps and puts his feet
into Jay's arms and rolls him up, Shane does the bridge, Clifford
makes the count. Only a two count, as Jay pops up at the last
second. Jay leaps up and waits for Shane to get up. Shane seems to
be out of it a little, as Jay charges him. Shane must have been
playing possum, because he nails a perfect Super Kick right on the
chin of Jay. Shane collapses on top of Jay and Clifford makes the
count.
ONE, TWO, THREE...
Bradley: HOT DAMMIT HE DID IT!
Adam: Are you trying to humor me?
Bradley: No, I'm trying to humor me. And it's working, HA HA HA HA!!
Charles: YOUR WINNER AND FIRST EVER VCW NORTH AMERICAN
CHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN
, SHANE
JOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN
NN.
The fans let out a mixed response as "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" by Rod
Steward hits. Clifford hands Shane the belt and he celebrates.
Shane goes out to the guard railing and holds the belt out to Star
as she claps for him. He holds his hand out for Jason and Jason
shakes it, Shane climbs the guard railing and celebrates with The
Outlaws. We see the UltraTron has come on again. We see Mr. Ross
in his office *fans cheer*
Mr. Ross: What, did you guys think that the party was stopping after
the final bell? Hell no, this is VCW. House guys will you please
remove the tarp please.
Bradley: YES, YES, YES. We finally get to see what's under that
damned tarp.
We see the tarp go flying in the air and under it is some
instruments. We see The Outlaws start laughing.
Mr. Ross: Now being that this is Outlaw Appreciation night, don't
think that we were letting you leave the Aitken University Center
without giving us a little of the AO Experience.
After hearing this, the FANS GO NUTS, "AO, AO, AO, AO, AO, AO..."
Mr. Ross: Security please escort our friends to the stage.
We see VCW security come and get all six members of The AO
Experience and escort them to the stage area. By now the fans are
really losing it. Jason gets on the microphone.
Jason: What should we do guys?
The fans pretty much tell them what they want to hear "JEALOUSY,
JEALOUSY, JEALOUSY..."
Star: Let's give the crowd what they want guys.
Jason: I'm cool with that, but first things first. THE MAIN EVENT
IS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER...
The crowd starts up...
Jason: THE AO EXPERIENCE IS IN...
The Crowd: FREDERICTON!
Jason: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE AT?
The Crowd: FREDERICTON!!
Jason: ALL MY JASON-ITES ARE IN...
The Crowd: FREDERICTON!!!
Star: ALL MY STARLIGHTS ARE IN...
The Crowd: FREDERICTON!!!!
Jason: FREDERICTON, BONNIE AND CLYDE ARE HERE!! THE AO EXPERIENCE
IS HERE!!
The fans go BEYOND APESHIT for The AO Experience.
Jason: Now as everyone knows now, I have a HUGE problem with the OWA
right now. Let's see me and JFF aren't on the same page. Me and
Dawg aren't seeing eye to eye, well that's probably because he's so
short and I'm so tall. You know, I really wish he'd just jump off
any random curb and commit midget suicide.
Everyone within the sound of that joke all burst out laughing.
Jason: And then there's Matt...
Fans start booing loud and long.
Jason: You know, I've never really liked this fucker to begin with.
He's a punk assed bitch if I never seen one before. In less than a
month, I come in, I take his spot light, his World Title, then I
whooped his ass and made him drink a NICE, PIPING HOT CUP OF...
The Crowd: SHUT... THE... FUCK... UUUPPP!!!
Jason: You know, he's been Jealous of me since day one. I sense the
jealousy Matt, I SENSE THE JEALOUSY YOU LITTLE BITCH!! AO'S HIT IT!
The music starts to play, Jason grabs the microphone...
(Verse 1)
This is all too easy
we know you really "love" Scott Levy
you wanna touch him, we know you well
If I were you I'd shoot myself!
The Death Bringers would be a good Tag-Team
If off the air, they wouldn't be drag-queens
Backstage Stephan made a pass
AT MAX, AND MAX KICKED HIS ASS!
(Chorus)
I sense the Jealousy
sent from you to me
you ain't nothing but a punk assed bitch
and you can suck my dick
I sense the Jealousy
sent from you to me
Cassie's a slut, Terra's a whore
QUOTE DEEZ NUTZ, NEVERMORE!
I think you're mad, Mother fucker U Mad? I think you're Mad
Jason hold the mic out to the crowd and they finish it "U MAAAAAD, U
MAAAAD!"
(Verse 2)
Genocide is a poison
Stephan is mad that he can't join in
with Darren and Josh fucking
so he's stuck to Matt's ass humping
And since Terra's been dykin'
Matt ain't getting none, so he likes men
Backstage Terra made a pass
AT STAR AND STAR BEAT THAT ASS!
(Chorus)
I sense the Jealousy
sent from you to me
you ain't nothing but a punk assed bitch
and you can suck my dick
I sense the Jealousy
sent from you to me
Kara's a slut, Terra's a whore, (Jason holds the mic to
the crowd)
The Crowd: QUOTE DEEZ NUTZ, NEVERMORE!
(breakdown)
Here's something that'll never switch
till the day I die you'll always be my bitch
Oooohhh, you'll always be my bitch
OWWWWWWW!!!!! YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY BITCH.
Danny gets on the mic that's on his turn table.
Danny: WHEN I SAY GENOCIDE, Y'ALL SAY SUCKS. GENOCIDE...
The Crowd: SUCKS!
Danny: GENOCIDE!
The Crowd: SUCKS!
Jason: WHEN I SAY MATT LIKES, Y'ALL SAY BOYS. MATT LIKES...
The Crowd: BOYS!
Jason: MATT LIKES...
The Crowd: BOYS!
Then Star plays a sizzling guitar solo, and the crowd is loving
every moment of this. The VCW locker room has emptied out as the AO
experience keeps playing. There's a party going down in Fredericton
tonight, and The American Outlaws are definitely having a good
time. We even see Mr. Ross' son come out. Jason stops the music.
Jason: Hold up, it's Blake. How ya doing Blake?
Blake nods his head with a smile.
Jason: Hey Baby, didn't he hit me with a chair about 2-3 weeks ago?
Star: Yes, yes he did.
Blake tries to run, but Star kicks him in the stomach. Jason grabs
Star's Guitar and smashes Blake with it. The guitar breaks over
Blake's head sending the crowd into a FUCKING FRENZY
The Crowd: HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK...
We see Mr. Ross come out, he tends to his son, but he gets up with a
smile on his face. He presents The American Outlaws with "U
MAD?"
shirts with the VCW logo on the back. Jason just smiles at Ross and
The Outlaws.
Jason: I got one thing to say to that... but for now...
The crowd is starting up because they know what's coming next.
Jason: IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES, AND FREDERICTON...
The Crowd: YOU... ARE... INVITED...
The AO Experience starts up again
Adam: WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO END OUR SHOW TONIGHT, FOR TRIPLE B,
I'M A.C.
Adam/Bradley: AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!!
Adam: TAKE US OUT OF HERE AO'S
The AO Experience continues the party even after Anarchy goes off
the air.
-] Results Summary -[
1) M.C. Deffstar won the VCW Television Title in a 4-Way Dance
2) Ms Kim defeated Saundra Gates and advances to the finals of the
VCW Women's Title Match
3) Corporate America won the VCW North American Tag Team Titles in a
B.Y.O.S Ladder Match
4) Jesse Vance-Young defeated Maria Johnson and advances to the
finals of The Women's Title Match.... Jesse will face Ms Kim next
week for the VCW Women's Title.
5) Shane Johnson wins the VCW North American Title in a 8-man
Elimination match