*Cue dramatic soap opera music*

When I last left you
1) Star had been kidnapped
2) and Her match was right around the corner
3) We crowned a new "Iron Man" champ, then crowned a "new-er" Iron
Man champ then crowned the "New-est" AHHHH you get the point.
4) Jason left the arena and God knows if he'll be back in enough time
for his match or will he?

Here it is, The Hell's Highway Conclusion

Adam: Thank you Victoria, next up on the program is the Hell's
Highway... Hold on, I'm getting word that there is something going on
in the back.
Bradley: I hope that it's more Iron Man stuff, I love it, HAHA.

Jerrone is running down backstage trying to get away with the Iron
Man title after pinning MC Deffstar for the title.......when he runs
into Jesus and Jessica Vargas...
They stop him and start talking to him and then they walk off from
him and Jessica
kneels behind Jerrone's legs and Jesus nails him with a quick
clothesline and Jerrone falls over Jessica and Jesus runs over and
pins Jerrone for the 3 count.....


Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHA, THEY GOT HIM WITH THE OKIE DOKE!
Charles : ladies and gentlemen, the new VCW Iron Man Champion, Jesus
Vargas....

Soon as the ref gives Jesus the title belt, Jessica starts to cuss at
Jesus for getting the pin....because she wanted to belt for herself,
she wanted to be the first female "Iron Man Champion"......

Jessica and Jesus make up and she gives Jesus a hug but instead of
hugging him she gives him a belly to belly suplex and slams him down
hard to the concrete floor.....
Jessica makes the cover and pins Jesus for the 1-2-3.....

Charles : Ladies and gentlemen, the new VCW Ironman champion and the
first Female to hold the title, Jessica Vargas....
Bradley: AH, HAHAHAHAHA. SHE JUST PINNED HER HUSBAND!
Adam: She's the first ever female Iron Man champ.
Bradley: I guess you can say that she's the Iron Woman Champion.

As soon as Jessica gets the title belt she picks up her husband and
carries him down the hall to their locker room and when she opens the
locker room door... Matthew Reign who is hiding in their locker Room
swings the door back into the face of Jessica knocking her on her
ass......

Bradley: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Matthew runs over and covers Jessica for the 3 count and pins
Jessica...

Charles: Ladies and gentlemen, the new VCW IronMan champion, Matthew
Reign.


As soon as the ref gives Reign the title, his partner, Jayson Terror,
hits him across the head with a cinder block and knocks him out
cold........

Adam: EVERYBODY WANTS THIS BELT!

Jayson covers Reign and gets the 3 count......

Charles : Ladies and gentlemen, once again, new VCW IronMan Champion,
Jayson Terror

as soon as Jayson gets the title from the ref...he starts to run down
the hallway backstage, he turns a corner and runs into the Jayne and
Maria, Double Impact.....
they start to flirt with Jayson... while Jayson is distracted by
Double Impact..
Beef comes behind Jayson and gives him a back neckbreaker to the
concrete floor
and covers him for the 3 count......

Charles : Ladies and gentlemen, once again, new VCW IronMan Champion,
Beef

Jayne & Maria start to cheer for their partner and they run off to
their locker room to celebrate.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHA, looks like Beef is our new Ironman Champ.
Adam: Let's go to Charles for our next match.
Charles : This contest is a Hells Highway Match,
individual Elimination rules apply..
The ring area will be surrounded by Fire and only ways
to win are Pinfall, submission, or knockout.

"Days Go By" by Dirty Vegas plays over the loud
speakers as J-Smove walks out onto the stage and heads
to the ring...

Charles : Introducing first, here is J-Smove.

"Bloodline" by Slayer plays over the loud speakers as
J.M. Baddwin walks out onto the stage and heads to the
ring...

Charles : Introducing next, a member of The Deffstar
Fight Club, here is J.M. Baddwin.

"Fade" by Staind plays over the loud speakers as Jon &
Luc, The Pretty Boys, walks out onto the stage and
head to the ring..

Charles : Introducing next, here is Jon & Luc, The
Pretty Boys..

"Back In Black" by AC/DC plays over the loud speakers
as Scott Williams walks out onto the stage and heads
to the ring.

Charles : Introducing next, making his VCW Debut, here
is Scott Williams

"Quiet Me" by Wastehead plays over the loud speakers
as Mick and Jake Johnson, Cell Block, walks out onto
the stage and heads to the ring..

Charles : Introducing next, here is Mick & Jake
Johnson, Cell Block.

Cell Block enters the ring, then the lights go out,
and a cloud of smike start covering
the ramp way and a spotlight shines on the ramp as
"He's Back, The Man Behind The Mask" by Alice Cooper
plays over the loud speakers as Nemesis walks out onto
the stage and heads to the ring....

Charles : Now Introducing, from Devils Rock, Arizona,
here is the NEMESIS.

Nemesis enters the ring


<<< HH -- HELLS HIGHWAY MATCH -- HH >>>
<<< HH -- J-Smove vs. J.M. Baddwin vs. The Pretty Boys
-- HH >>>
<<< HH -- vs. Scott Williams vs. Nemesis vs. Cell
Block -- HH >>>

As soon as the referee calls for the bell, the ring
area is set fire.... surrounding the ring
with fire all around.

Bradley: JESUS!

J-Smove goes right after Nemesis as soon as he enters
the ring..... J-Smove clothesline Nemesis down hard
but Nemesis just gets right up from it and
clotheslines J-Smove down hard....

Adam: Nemesis no-selling that one.
Bradley: What's the difference between him and a bad telemarketer?
Adam: I don't know
Bradley: NOTHING, neither one of them will sell, HAHAHAHAHAHA

Nemesis picks up J-Smove and gives him a powerful
running powerslam......
Nemesis gives J-Smove a big leg drop..... Nemesis
picks J-Smove back up and throws him into the ring
corner and follows him in with a big foot.......
Nemesis picks up J-Smove and kicks him in the
gut...and sets him up for a powerbomb...but instead he
delivers a pedigree on J-Smove and goes for the
cover......... and gets a 3 count..... J-Smove is
eliminated by Nemesis..

Baddwin goes after Scott Williams and nails him with a
big clothesline that floors him...
Baddwin picks up Williams and give him a big
powerslam.... then picks him up and gives him a big
jacknife powerbomb..... Baddwin goes for the cover
and gets a 3 count on Williams..... Scott Williams is
eliminated by J.M. Baddwin

Jon goes after Mick Johnson and starts to kick and
punch him.... Jon picks up Mick for a powerslam but
Mick reverses the hold and powerslams Jon down
hard.... Mick picks up Jon and throws him into his
brother and Jake nails the Lockdown on Jon and goes
for the cover.... and gets a 3 count..... Jon is
eliminated by Jake Johnson.

Bradley: GET `EM OUT OF HERE!

When Jake is getting up after pinning Jon, he is
nailed by Nemesis with a hugh foot to the face....
Nemesis picks up Jake and delivers a powerbomb, but
instead nails Jake with The Tradegy... and goes for
the cover.........for 3 count...... Jake Johnson is
eliminated by Nemesis..

Adam: Well Jake is gone.

Luc goes after Mick Johnson after he sees his brother
eliminated by Nemesis..... Luc picks up Mick and
powerslams him down hard..... Mick gets up and nails
Luc in the stomach with a big kick....... Mick picks
up Luc and gives Luc a powerslam......
Mick goes for the cover but Luc kicks out at the last
second...

Mick picks up and throws him into the ring ropes as he
comes back he nails him a big boot.... Mick sneaks
behind Luc and waits for him to get up and applies the
Lights Out to Luc and after a few secs Luc passes
out......... the referee awards Mick a
submission...and Luc is eliminated..... Luc is
eliminated by Mick Johnson by Submission

Bradley: LIGHTS OUT, GET HIS PRETTY BOY ASS OUT OF HERE!

Mick goes after Baddwin and starts to kick and punch
him and grabs him and throws him
into the corner and motions for Nemesis to get him....
Nemesis runs into the corner and nails Baddwin with a
high knee..... Nemesis turns around after hitting
Baddwin and is caught by big foot from Mick......
Mick picks up Nemesis and gives him a deadly DDT to
the canvas..... Mick picks up Nemesis and goes for a
suplex but Nemesis reverses it and gives Mick a
suplex..... Nemesis picks up Mick and throws him to
the outside....

Nemesis goes after Baddwin and gives him a powerful
clothesline which floors him
Nemesis picks up Baddwin and gives him a kick to the
stomach and sets up Baddwin for a powerbomb but
instead he gives him the Tradegy....... and goes for
the cover....and gets a 3 count on Baddwin....
Baddwin is eliminated by Nemesis....

Adam: UH-OH, Look who it all comes down to.

Nemesis goes to the outside and picks up Mick and
throws him into the steel steps..
Nemesis picks up Mick and throws him into the ring and
goes under the ring and gets a
table from under the ring..... and slides it into the
ring.... he climbs into the ring and sets it
up..... and goes and grabs Mick and sets him up for a
powerbomb and delivers the powerbomb through the
table........

Nemesis goes for the cover and gets the 3 count on
Mick...... Mick Johnson is eliminated by Nemesis......

Bradley: WOW, WHAT A MATCH!
Adam: We don't agree on much, but I must agree with you on that one.
Charles : Your winner and winner of the Hells Highway
Match....... NEMESIS...

The lights go back out as Nemesis lifts his arm in the air walks off

Adam: Well folks we have Victoria standing by with... Raymond Roma?
Bradley: WHO?

Backstage we see Victoria standing next to Raymond Roma.

Victoria: I just caught up with Raymond Roma, a guy we haven't seen
much of, but he says that we will see a lot of.
Raymond: That's right, it's 2005, the year of the Roma. Now when The
Roma came here to Clemson, South Carolina

Fans cheer

Bradley: HAHA, Cheap pop.

Raymond: The Roma realized that The Roma was gonna have to make an
Impact. So until The Roma gets respect, The Roma will start Stunning
any and everybody in The Roma's path.
Victoria: Why are you talking in the third person?
Raymond: That's my shtick bitch.
Victoria: AH, excuse me.

Raymond walks off.

Bradley: HAHA, I like The Roma

As Raymond is walking off we see Beef running past with the Ironman
title, Beef bumps into Raymond and Raymond kicks him in the stomach
and stuns him. Raymond makes the cover. And Donna comes out of
nowhere.

ONE
TWO
THREE

Charles: HERE'S YOU NEW IRONMAN CHAMPION, THE ROMA!
Bradley: HAHAHAHAHA, MR. ROSS IS A GENIUS. I LOVE THE IRONMAN TITLE.

Raymond gets up and runs with the belt.

Bradley: Look at him, he's all happy.

But then SWAAAAAAAAAP! We see a 2x4 come crashing down on the face
of Raymond.

Bradley: who was that?

The camera pulls back and we see…

JOHNNY VEGAS

Bradley: What the hell, hahahaha, he's a jobber.
Adam: Well Trips, even jobber have to win sometime.

Johnny goes for the cover, and Donna shows up again.

ONE
TWO

Then we see the count is broken up by…

KEL HOFFMAN

Then we see down the hall a fight breaking out with Duff Wilson,
Frankie Carpenter, Chico DeVille, Shannon Wayne, Mr. Mexicano, Shelly
Law, Nancy and Sharon Grace.

Bradley: HAHA, looks like all of the jobbers are in Clemson.
Adam: everyone wants to be a champion, it looks good on the resume.

The brawl comes near Kel and Johnny and they get mixed up in it.
Then all of a sudden we see Chico lifted up and dropped in…

THE
SKID
ROW
RIOT

Fans are going absolutely nuts as Skid row demolishes the jobbers,
but then out of nowhere we see Duff Wilson dropped in…

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

The cameras look up and we see…

Adam: STAR! I THOUGHT SHE WAS KIDNAPPED!
Bradley: SO JASE IS ABOUT TO... NO, SOMEONE CALL JASON AND GET HIM
BACK TO THE ARENA, QUICK.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Then all of a sudden we see Katya run up to Star with a bunch of
reporters behind her. During the commotion we see Raymond Roma run
with the belt.

Adam: AH, LOOK AT HIM RUN.
Bradley: RUN, RAYMOND, RUN!
Katya: STAR, STAR, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
Star: Of course I'm alright, what the hell do you mean am I alright?
Katya: Jason got a phone call earlier saying that you were kidnapped.
Star: Kidnapped? Hell no, who could fucking kidnap me?
Katya: So where were you?
Star: I was on the other side of the building preparing for my match,
doing the Van Dam lift. So where is Jason at?
Katya: He went off looking for the guys who kidnapped you.
Star: SHIT!

Then Max and Nasty runs up to Star.

Max: Star you okay?
Star: Yeah, but I need one of you guys to get in contact with Jase,
tell him to come back here. I never got kidnapped. Some
motherfucker is playing games and when I find out who it is, they are
in trouble.
Nasty: BIG TIME!

Max pulls out his cell phone

Max: Alright Di, I'm on it.

Max walks away with his cell phone in his ear.

Star: Did he just call me… never mind. I got a match.

Skid looks at Star.

Star: you and me, another time.
Skid: *smirks* you got it.

Skid walks off laughing

Star: I don't see what's so fucking funny, you wasn't laughing when
you was tapping. Anyway, yes Katya?
Katya: Any thoughts Star on your big upcoming match for your VCW
Television title?
Star: Yeah, two. Tonight you great VCW fans will witness a new
creation a new move from "The Toughest Woman in the Business"
Katya: Cool ass, what is it called?
Star: Simply "DAVINCI"
Katya: COOOOOOOOL, I can't wait to see it. Anything else?
Star: yeah, FUCK THE YAPPIN', SOMEBODY IS GONNA DO SOME TAPPIN'
Katya: What about your fake kidnapping that had us all worried?

Star just stares at Katya and walks off.

"Presidential Polonaise" hits and Hamato Saki comes down the ramp
amongst LOUD ASSED BOOS.

Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE VCW WORLD TELEVISION
CHAMPIONSHIP. INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER, HAILING FROM TOYKO,
JAPAN, A MEMBER OF THE CRAWFORD FAMILY, HAMATO SAKI.
Adam: A rematch of sorts and a chance to redeem himself, there is
Hamato Saki
Bradley: Yes, the very dangerous Hamato Saki.

Then the lights go out and we hear...

Then we hear...

Electro-convulsive therapy, part one

[Timbaland]
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the crip with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the snake with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the walk with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head Game

The WHOLE DAMN ARENA IS ROCKING, as "Let me put you on the game" by
The Game f/ Timbaland hits the PA. Star comes out and the whole
arena gives her the one of the biggest POPS of the night so far

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Charles: AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION, SHE HAILS FROM SEATTLE,
WASHINGTON AND SHE IS "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS" CLEMSON,
SOUTH CAROLINA PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR...
The Crowd: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Adam: AND STAR AND HAMATO ARE ABOUT TO GET IT ON HERE.

The bell sounds, Collar and elbow tie up into an arm ringer by
Hamato, Star with a single leg takedown into a headlock, Hamato
counters with a head scissors, Star rolls through and hooks the legs,
Burns makes the count but a one count only. Both competitors are
back to their feet and hook up again for another collar and elbow,
Star with the headlock. Hamato pushes Star back into the ropes and
sends her into the opposite ropes, Star comes back Hamato leap frogs
over her, she stops and Hamato bounces off of the ropes only to get
leap frogged by Star, Hamato springboards off of the second rope and
attempts a moonsault, but Star catches him and in a split second
nails him with a tombstone piledriver.

Adam: Beautiful Tombstone by Star.

Star goes for the cover, but before Hyde could make the count, Hamato
pushes Star off. Star gets up and Hamato gets up she charges after
Hamato and he takes her down with a clothesline. Hamato picks Star
up and nails her with a perfect T-Bone Suplex. Hamato covers Star,
Hyde with the count

ONE
TWO

And Star kicks out.

The crowd: TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Hamato picks Star up and attempts another T-Bone, but Star blocks it
and nails him with a T-Bone. Hamato gets up and Star nails him with
a Tazmission-Plex. Hamato gets up but on rubbery legs and Star nails
him with a head in arm Taz-plex. Star picks Hamato up and she nails
him with a over the head Belly-to-Belly suplex.

Adam: Wow, Star is like a female suplex machine.
Bradley: yeah really, we can call her the Steiner sister.
Adam: I like that Bradley, quite clever.

Hamato pulls himself up by the ropes and Star grabs him in German
Suplex position and WHAM, she drops him once, WHAM, she drops him
twice, CRASH, she does the release German Suplex and Hamato falls on
his neck in the center of the ring. Star, who a is bit dazed herself
walks over to the center of the ring and covers Hamato. Hyde with
the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Hamato kicks out.

Adam: Close one right there, this match was a millisecond from being
over.
Bradley: Damn right it was.

Star gets up and runs to the outside, and she starts fumbling under
the ring. We see some weapons start flying out, we see a chair, some
barbed wire, a sledgehammer and Star finally comes out with her
chair, but it doesn't have the Star painted on it. Instead it has
the VCW logo and the Hell's Highway advertisement painted on it.
Star looks puzzled but she sees Hamato diving through the second
rope, and she cocks it back quick and smashes him in the top of the
head with it.

CCCCCCEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Adam: MY GOD THAT WAS A SICKENING THUD!

Blood splatters everywhere as Hamato goes face first into the guard
railing. Star tosses her chair in the ring and picks Hamato up and
tosses him over the guard railing. Star walks over to Melvin
Ackerman's table and she takes his table. Star sets the time
keeper's table up and tosses it over the guard railing. Star then
takes Hamato and places him on the table. A fan gives Star his chair
and Star CRACKS Hamato over the face one good time, then she tosses
the chair into the ring. Star enters the ring and she sets the chair
up in the middle of the ring.

Adam: OH NO, THAT CHAIR IS TOO FAR!

Star then runs into the ropes, upon returning Star leaps onto the
chair then leaps onto the ropes than she does a full front flip over
the guard railing into the audience THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE. But no
Hamato, he moved at the last second, cause Star to crash through that
table and she is down.

Bradley: OH… MY… LORD, SHE MAY BE DEAD!

Hamato picks himself up and is a bloody mess. Hamato pushes a fan
out of the way and grabs his chair. Hamato smashes Star right across
the face with the chair, not once, not twice, but three times.
Hamato picks Star up and tosses her back over the guard railing to
the ring floor. Hamato then pulls out a ladder and the fans start
booing. Hamato then reaches under the ring and pulls out a bag. He
looks under there again and pulls out a...

Adam: OH HELL NO, this is getting serious now.
Bradley: That's not a... hell yeah it's
Adam/Bradley: KATANA BLADE

The fans are in utter shock as Hamato shows us why he was so feared
in the JOPW. Hamato pulls the blade out from it's holder, and he
walks over to Star then he takes that razor sharp blade and slashes
Star's forehead with it.

Adam: OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY STOP HIM.

Star rolls around on the ground clutching her head which is OOZING
blood at this point. Hamato laughs to himself as the fans BOO his
ass right out of the building.

Adam: THAT WAS SICK AND DISGUSTING.
Bradley: I THINK I'M A LOSE MY LUNCH!

Hamato rolls Star in the ring, and he covers her.

Adam: I think this is over, Star may be "The Toughest Woman in the
business" but I know a lot of men would give up after having a katana
blade slashed across their foreheads.

Hyde makes the cover.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star kicks out emphatically.

Adam: AND SHE KICKED OUT, WHAT A GUT SHOWING BY THIS YOUNG LADY,
SHOWING US WHAT SHE'S MADE OF.
Bradley: If she doesn't stay down Hamato might show all of us what
she's made of.

Hamato waits for Star to get up and WHAAAAAAACK, he nails her with a
MEAN snap kick to the head. Hamato then goes to the outside and he
slides that ladder in and he grabs that bag.

Adam: AND WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT BAG?

Hamato is getting ready to get back into the ring when
SLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM! That ladder is smashed right into
the face of Hamato from a Star baseball slide. Star then goes
outside of the ring and she grabs up that barbed wire and she tosses
it into the ring. Star then reaches underneath of the ring and she
pulls out...

Adam: ONE TABLE
Bradley: TWO TABLES
Adam: THREE TABLES
Bradley: FOUR TABLES
Adam: what in the hell is she gonna do with four tables?
Bradley: I'd hate to eat dinner off of one of those tables.

Star set's one table up on the outside, then she looks underneath of
the ring and she pulls out a bag.

Adam: Now what the hell is that bag?

Star picks Hamato up and sends him into the ring. Star then takes
that barbed wire and wraps it around one top ring rope. Star picks
up Hamato and slings him into that ring rope and instead of bouncing
back Hamato falls directly on the ground clutching his back. The
camera does a close up and we see Hamato's back is like the O.J.
Simpson glove, Bloody as a fuck. Star then picks up the ladder and
she smashes Hamato with it. Star then slams the ladder in the middle
of the ring. Star has the ladder on the mat and she attempts a Rocker
Droper but Hamato picks her up and nails her with a modified Power
Bomb on to her head. Hamato slams the ladder onto Star's body, then
he goes to the outside and leaps from the apron into a Somersault
Splash. Star somehow gets up but she is a little dazed, Hamato
picks that ladder up and tosses it right into her and CRASH it sends
Star flying to the outside. Hamato follows to the outside, he looks
underneath of the ring and he pulls out one table, then he pulls out
another table. Hamato sets both tables up adjacent to each other by
the guard railing. Hamato bridges the ladder over the tables, and he
puts Star on the ladder. Hamato then sets Star up for the pedigree
and he swings Star's body into a pedigree over the guard railing and
she lands face and chest first onto the stadium floor. Hamato drapes
the ladder over the guard railing right by Star's face as Star starts
to stir. Hamato slides into the ring and he runs from one end of the
ring and he runs back and leaps over the top rope, Star see him
coming so she pushes the ladder up and Hamato falls into the ladder
and completely FUCKS HIMSELF UP. Star leaps onto the guard railing
and she walks it, when Hamato gets up he's right in sight, Star runs
the guard railing and leg drops the ladder right into the face of
Hamato, SMACK!

Adam: MY GOD, SHE MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS FACE!

Star manages to pull herself up, Hamato is dazed and confused. Star
gets a chair from another fan and when Hamato turns around she tosses
him the chair then she leaps onto the guard railing and she dropkicks
it into his face. Star then gets into the ring and she sets up one
table then she sets up another table on top of that one. Star goes
for that bag that she slid into the ring and she pulls out not one,
not two, but three small sticks of dynamite.

Adam: OH NO, IS THAT?
Bradley: ADAM, THAT'S DYNAMITE SHE HAS THERE, IS THAT LEGAL?
Adam: Star must be having flashbacks to her old JOPW days.
Bradley: I've seen some of her matches, those ECW women have nothing
on her. She's probably the most EXTREME female on this planet. I
wonder if she's extreme in the sack also.
Adam: Watch it Triple-B, you don't want Jason to come out here do you?
Bradley: Point noted.

Star then pulls out of that bag some lighter fluid and a lighter.

Adam: What on earth is she gonna do with that?
Bradley: Well Adam it is Hell's Highway right. You can't have Hell
without fire can ya?

Star goes over to table one and she pours the lighter fluid on the
table, then she lights the lighter and WHOOOOOOOOSH, the table is set
ablaze. Star then takes the three sticks of dynamite and sets them
on top of the second table. Star goes outside of the ring and gets
the Ladder and she slides it in. Then she looks underneath of the
ring and she grabs another ladder and she slides that in. Hamato
starts to stir and he gets up and he slides into the ring. Star sees
this and she immediately pounces on Hamato with some hard rights.
Hamato gets to his feet and he and Star trade punches. Hamato with a
karate chop to the throat of Star sends her to the mat. Hamato sets
up a ladder and he positions it right next to the burning tables.
Hamato picks Star up and he carries her up the ladder. Star stops
his forward process with an uppercut to the sternum, then she bashes
his head on the ladder. Hamato is stunned. Star drops down and she
runs over to the other Ladder. Star quickly sets it up right next to
the ladder Hamato is on. Star climbs the ladder and her and Hamato
start trading punches back and forth. The Ladders start getting a
little shaky, Hamato she trying to hold on to his ladder. Star leaps
off of her and she catches Hamato with an RKO through those two
stacked tables and
KAAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! We see an
even bigger explosion than the Pyrotechnics we saw to start the PPV
off.

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD
Bradley: JEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I
THINK THEY'RE DEAD THIS TIME.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

In the ring neither Star or Hamato has moved. Hyde starts on the 10
count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE

Hamato stirs a little and drapes his arm over Star's body. Hyde
makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star gets a shoulder up.

Bradley: OH MY GOD, HOW DID SHE DO THAT?
Adam: THAT NEVER SAY DIE ATTITUDE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

Hamato somehow gets up and he limps over to that bag and he picks it
up and he spreads it all over the ring, THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF
SHARP SILVER THUMBTACKS!!

Bradley: UH-OH
Adam: This is going from one EXTREME to another.

Star wobbles up and Hamato immediately grabs her and gives her a T-
Bone suplex... RIGHT ONTO THOSE THUMBTACKS!!!! Star screams out in
pain.

Adam: OH... MY... GOD, STAR MUST BE HURT.
Bradley: Well Duh Adam. She just went back first onto those
Thumbtacks.

Hamato coves Star and Hyde makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star kicks out

The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Adam: AND SHE KICKED OUT!
Bradley: What else did you expect Adam? THIS IS STAR FOR
CHRISTSSAKES.

Hamato gets frustrated and he picks Star up and he sends her into the
ropes, he ducks and she rolls over his back. Hamato get up and he
runs into the ropes Star runs into him but she slides underneath and
rolls him up into...

Adam: THE STAR TREATMENT, SHE'S GOT HIM LOCKED IN THE STAR TREATMENT.
Bradley: NOWHERE FOR HIM TO GO.

And the fans are on their feet cheering for Hamato to tap. Hamato
looks as if he is going to tap as he has his hand up and about to
slap the mat. But then suddenly the lights go out.

Bradley: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

When the lights come back on we see Star still has Hamato locked in
the Star treatment, Hyde is laid out in the corner and Hamato is
tapping away. But then all of a sudden Star is hit in the back of
the head with that sledge hammer that she brought out earlier. And
we see that the culprit is...

MISTRESS!

Fans boo loudly as Mistress is totally dominating Star. A sleeper
hold drop from Mistress, then a greetings from Ashbury Park, Star
gets up on rubbery legs and WHAM she gets nailed by a vicious
clothesline from Hell. Mistress picks Hamato up and tosses him on
Star. Hyde gets up and he makes the count

ONE
TWO

Adam: NO, NOT THIS WAY.

THRE...NO, Star kicks out.

Adam: HELLS YEAH

Mistress is super PISSED now and she pancakes Star, then she picks
Star up and drops her in a Diamond Cutter. Then Mistress lifts a
limp Star up and gives Star her "Final Sin"

Adam: FINAL SIN, IT'S OVER! DAMMIT

Hamato covers, and Hyde makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star gets the shoulder up.

Adam: SHE DID IT AGAIN!

Mistress is BEYOND SUPER PISSED and she looks up and motions for the
cage to come down.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?
Bradley: She's motioning for that cage to come down.
Adam: That's the cage that we are using for the Stairway to Heaven
match.
Bradley: 50 ft. of solid steel.

The cage comes down and Mistress picks Star up and attempts to slam
her face into the cage. But Star slips out and she nails Hamato with
a Chin Check that sends him flying into one corner. Star rolls on
the ground and picks up a chair. She tosses the chair to Mistress,
and Mistress catches it and WHAM!

Adam: SHE'S SEEING STARS.
Bradley: Yup, just like your girl Amy was earlier, HAHAHAHAHAHA.
*imitating Adam* REACH FOR THE STARS, AMY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The impact from "Seeing Stars" sends Mistress into the adjacent
corner to Hamato. Star looks around and the CROWD GETS FUCKING
NUTZ. Star runs into one corner with that chair and WHAM, she kicks
the chair into Hamato's face. Then she comes back and she runs into
the other corner and CRASH, she kicks that chair in Mistress' face.
The fans all OOOOH AND AHHHHHHHH with ever crashing shot. Then Star
takes that chair and she places behind Mistress' head and the crowd
goes FUCKING BALLISTIC.

Adam: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS DON'T YOU BRADLEY?
Bradley: SOMEBODY IS ABOUT TO CATCH A FALLING STAR!

Star goes to set up the ladder, but then she shakes her head no.

Adam: NO? She can't be thinking, NO, SHE ISN'T GONNA!
Bradley: I THINK SHE IS.

Star walks over to the broken tables and she takes the lighter fluid
and the lighter from beside them.

Adam: What is she gonna do with that?
Bradley: Only time will tell on that on Adam.

Star walks over to the cage and she looks up and the fans are all on
their feet cheering for her. She gets a huge smile over that crimson
mask she's wearing. She grabs "her" chair and she starts climbing
the cage.

Adam: OH MY GOD SHE'S GONNA DO IT.

Star gets to the top and she poses with her chair.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Star then takes her chair and douses it with the lighter fluid.

Adam: SHE'S NOT GONNA...
Bradley: OH YES SHE IS ADAM!

Star then pulls out the lighter and the chants get louder

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR"

Star ignites the chair and WHOOSH we see a beautiful orange glow
streaming off of that barbed wire. Star poses with the flaming chair
and the chants get even louder

Bradley: STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR...
Adam: Getting into the spirit I see.
Bradley: WE ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS HISTORY ADAM.
Adam: DAMN RIGHT WE ARE!
Bradley: I'll let that slide for right now.

Star positions herself, then she leaps and
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mistress is eating a plate full of steal and flames.

"HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK..."

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, MISTRESS MAY BE SCARRED FOR LIFE.
Bradley: Well maybe she can put on a mask, because that's what those
other guys are... well never mind.

Star looks at the fans and they are ready to start throwing their
chairs, but Star motions them not to, right before she collapses to
the ground. EVERY FAN IN THE HOUSE IS CHEERING AND NOT ONE ASS IN A
CHAIR. EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET. The cage comes up and Mistress
rolls out of the ring as Gary Johnson comes down and attends to her.
She refuses help though and she stumbles out on her own wearing that
Crimson Mask. Hamato gets up and he picks and exhausted Star up.
Hamato tries to send Star into the ropes but she reverses it and she
sends him into the ropes. Upon his return, he is nailed with a
VICIOUS Chin Check. Hamato falls through the ropes and ends up on
that table that Star set up earlier. Star starts smiling.

Bradley: What is she smiling about?
Adam: I don't know

Star walks over to that ring rope that has the barbed wire on it and
she takes off the barbed wire and she WRAPS IT AROUND HERSELF!

Bradley: SHE IS INSANE!

Star then hops onto the top ring rope, and drops down into a...

Adam: SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT.

She completely obliterates the table and Hamato. Fans are loving
every moment of this.

Bradley: HOLD UP, she did that to Hamato almost four years ago.
Adam: The American Outlaws vs. Hamato Saki, Masahiro Yoshi, and
Ichiro Hiroshi, known here in the states as the three faces of
death. They had a damn classic then and this is a classic now.

Star rolls into the ring, and lays down. Hamato stumbles into the
ring right after her but he is out on his feet. Star nips up and
grabs the chair she had behind Mistress' head, Star then throws
Hamato the chair, he catches it and she has him "seeing Stars".
Hamato falls into the corner, Star points at him and starts the crowd
up. Star grabs one of those tables and she drapes it over the corner
Hamato is laying in, she moves Hamato and places his limp body on the
table. Star sets two ladders up in front of each other, in front of
the turnbuckle, she hops onto the top turnbuckle with her chair. And
they crowd starts up

The Crowd: DAVINCI, DAVINCI, DAVINCI, DAVINCI…

and she leaps onto the first ladder then she runs onto the other
ladder and she does a full front flip while grabbing the chair and
she kicks the chair into Hamato's face, putting him through the
table, THE CROWD GETS SO FUCKING AMPED UP THEY ALL START THROWING
THEIR CHAIRS EITHER INTO THE RING OR BY RINGSIDE…

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD
Bradley: THAT WAS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER WITNESSED WITH
MY OWN TWO EYES.

Star gets up and she picks Hamato up, and she drags him to the middle
of the ring, she places him in Power bomb position and BOOM, she
plants his ass for…

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB!!

Star then grabs Hamato's legs and she starts to turn him over for the
Star Treatment as the fans all start cheering, but Hamato twists out
of it and spins Star over in the process. Star gets up and so does
Hamato. Hamato tries to kick Star, but she catches his foot, Hamato
goes for the ensuguri, but Star ducks and she quickly spins around
and grabs Hamato's other leg and sits down and pulls back. Hamato
tries to get to the ropes but Star pulls him back to the middle of
the ring, and she sits down and pulls back even further. Hamato
tries to last as long as he can, while screaming, Hamato taps out,
and these great VCW fans ERUPT as "Let me put you on the Game" hits

Adam: MY GOD SHE DID IT!
Bradley: WHAT A GREAT MATCH, I WAS ON THE EDGE OF SEAT THE WHOLE TIME!
Adam: Up next we have a grudge match for you folk.
Bradley: Can we take a break? That match wore me out.
Adam: No breaks on Pay-per view, folks lets show you how this feud
between Mack and Mark started.

VCW house show----

Backstage we see Mark Sanders talking to Victoria Caldwell

Mark: I know you've never seen someone with a body like this before.
So do you want to go out and get something to eat later?
Victoria: No, you are so full of yourself
Mark: I have the best looking body in the business, who looks better
than Mark Sanders?
Victoria: Chad Richardson

All of the ladies in the audience totally lose it.

Mark: WHAT? Chad Richardson?
Victoria: Yes, he is sooooo dreamy...
Mark: Whatever you say

flexing his muscles

Mark: He ain't packing like this...

then Mack Taylor walks past and he laughs at Mark

Mark: Do you find something funny?
Mack: I sure do, you are one cocky arrogant son of a bitch.

Mark gets up in Mack's face

Mark: I've earned my right to be cocky, star linebacker at the
University of Miami, undefeated in amateur wrestling.
Mack: I'm still undefeated in the UFC
Mark: UFC? What does that stand for, Ultimate Faggot Cunts?
Adam: Ooh, Mack doesn't like that
Mack: You wouldn't last 5 seconds in the UFC, I got two words for
you...
Mark: And what's that?
Mack: TAP OUT!
Mark: HAHA, I have a match later. If you want to see a real athlete
go to work, WATCH ME!
Mack: I have a match also, and I want you to watch and learn
something.
Mark: Me learn from you? HA, don't make me laugh BITCH!

Mark and Mack have a staredown

Bradley: OH BABY, THIS IS GONNA EXPLODE!

We then see highlight footage of them two going at it constantly on
house show and on Anarchy. With neither man gaining any advantage.
We see Mark nailing people with the Twister and we see Mack hitting
people with the belly-to-belly and locking on the anklelock. All to
the music of "Heart Shaped-Box"

Charles: Ladies and gentlemen, this grudge match is scheduled for ONE
FALL!

The oh so familiar bass that kicks off "Seven Nation Army" by the
White
Stripes kicks in, and out comes the huge Mark Sanders!

Cherles: First, from Miami, Florida, weighing 315 lbs...
MAAAAAARRRRRRRRK... SANNNNNNNNDERRRRRRRS!

Then Linkin Park fades in with "In The End"...

Charles: His opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 243
lbs... here is
MACK... "The Monsterrrrrrrrrrr!" TAYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!

Mack enters the ring and the stare down and trash talking between
these
two great rivals begins in earnest. Referee Byron Ackerley struggles
to
keep the two apart. The bell sounds, and this one is underway!

[HELL'S][HIGHWAY][2005]
GRUDGE MATCH
Mark Sanders
vs.
Mack "The Monster" Taylor
[HELL'S][HIGHWAY][2005]

Both men circle the ring, and lock up. Sanders pushes Mack into the
corner, and referee Ackerley gets a clean break.

Adam: Sanders the better wrestler, perhaps Taylor, with his Ultimate
fighting background, the better striker.

Both men lock up again. Taylor with a back heel trip, and he goes
right
for the anklelock. Sanders kicks him away, and in a flash, both men
are
back up. Side headlock takedown by Sanders, and he rides Taylor
amateur
style, but Taylor rolls through. Taylor goes back to the leg, but
Sanders kicks him off again. Both men get back up and the fans cheer
at this
standoff!

Adam: And both men wrestling a neutral matchup here in the early
going.
Bradley: Damn right. We expect a classic here between these two.

Both men lock up again. Taylor with a side headlock, but sanders
counters into a snapmare. Sanders attempts a knee drop, but Taylor
gets back
up. Taylor attempts a figure four, but Sanders kicks him off.

Adam: Taylor wants to make Sanders tap out so badly here.

Sanders is back on his feet, and nails Taylor with a stinging right
hand. Another right, a left, an uppercut, and down goes Taylor! But
he
bounces back up and hits a sickening right hand that actually opens a
cut
above the right eye of Sanders!

Adam: This one's degenerated quickly!
Bradley: What did ya expect, milk and cookies all round?!?

Taylor attempts a mount on Sanders, but Sanders blocks Taylor's
attempts, and rolls over into a mount of his own. Sanders then
PUMMELS The
Monster about the head with a closed right, and referee Ackerley
admonishes the big Miami native for using the closed fist.

Adam: Looks like Sanders proving that he can punch Taylor's lights
out
as well as what Taylor could.

This allows Taylor to nail a huge head kick! And Mack goes to work,
with hard, unadulterated rights and lefts, and in seconds, Sanders is
busted wide open! Referee Ackerley breaks it up.

Adam: JESUS! Taylor IS a monster!
Bradley: If this WAS the UFC, Taylor would have won.

Sanders then tries to shake it off, and Taylor goes for another kick,
but Sanders ducks, and nails a sick spinebuster! The cover is made,
and
Taylor kicks out.

Adam: First near fall of the match!
Bradley: Not the last, obviously.

Sanders then sets up for the Twister, but Taylor counters, and hauls
up
Sanders for a DOMINATOR! Taylor then goes for the anklelock, but
Sanders counters to an inside cradle...

One!
Two!
THREE!

Adam: WHAT THE... IT'S OVER!
Bradley: Just like that!

Charles: The match time... 4 minutes 18 seconds, your winner...
MARK...
SANNNNNNNNDERSSSSSSSSS!!!

This pisses Taylor right off, and he pushes down referee Ackerley and
smashes Sanders in the back! Then Taylor throws Sanders out to the
floor, and grabs a chair from ringside. And Taylor smashes that chair
into
Sanders' left foot, and the oohs and ahhs are off the page! Taylor
then
smashes that chair a number of times across Mark's body, and then
quick
as a flash, he locks in the ANKLELOCK! Sanders roars out in pain, and
he tries to roll through, but Taylor has the leg grapevined!

Adam: There's no way out for Sanders!
Bradley: Mack has SNAPPED! BIG TIME!

As referees try to break it up, Taylor gets more pissed off, and he
tightens the hold! Sanders by now is feebly tapping, as the pain is
simply
overwhelming! Taylor breaks the hold, and he looks at the referees
with
an evil stare...

Adam: He's damn near obliterated Mark Sanders!
Bradley: He's not going to...

And at that, Taylor grabs referee Donna Berwick by the throat and
STO's
her down! Taylor locks in the anklelock on Berwick, and she taps out
furiously!

Adam: NO! What a BASTARD Taylor is!
Bradley: Even I don't like this! I hope Mr. Ross is watching this!

By now, some of the VCW wrestlers have come down to help the
remaining
referees. But they can't get Taylor to break the hold! And Taylor
breaks, then nails all the VCW wrestlers with right hands! A
clothesline to
Brian Hartman! An uppercut to Dice Morgan! A Spear to Blade and
Grayson! Taylor IS GOING NUTS ON EVERYONE!

Adam: Mack Taylor wants to take on the WORLD here!
Bradley: Maybe he doesn't get laid.
Adam: Who knows? Who CARES! Mack is a freakin' ANIMAL!

And now, we see Mr. Ross on the stage, ushering six police officers
down the ramp. The officers all take down Taylor and they cuff him,
to the
delight of the fans!

Adam: Well, the cops are here, and they are cuffing Mack Taylor!
GOOD!
SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL!

And Taylor, cuffed up is uber pissed, and the six officers struggle
to
keep him under control! Mack shouts...

"SANDERS! I KICKED YOUR ASS, YOU FUCK!"

And amazingly, Mark Sanders LIMPS HIS ASS up the aisle and he
clotheslines down Taylor! The cops keep their distance, and Mark
nails a
DEVASTATING Twister on the floor! The place by now is going nuts!

Adam: Mark with sweet revenge!
Bradley: What? Now this is a crock of shit!

And as Mark salutes the fans, the cops go behind and cuff him as well!

Adam: I don't get THIS! I understand why they...
Bradley: Obstruction of justice is the ONLY thing I can think of!
Adam: But it looks like the fight we were expecting has degenerated
to
the situation where BOTH WRESTLERS ARE GOING TO JAIL! This is Hell's
Highway, and another TITLE IS ON THE LINE, NEXT!

Backstage we see Jay Roachester

Jay: I'm standing back here with The Addams Boyz and Sandy Anderson.
Any thoughts on the TLC match for the VCW World Tag titles.
Ash: Shut up Jay. Do you Rule Ass?
Sandy: No, look at him. Does he look like he rules any ass?
Geoff: Jay you look stupid.

They start fussing up his hair.

Ash: He sucks. You'll never be a champion, because you are not the
Adams Boyz, WE RULE ALL THE ASS AROUND HERE.
Geoff: and we will be taking those belts. Sandy we want you to wait
back here. Things will get very brutal back there and we don't want
you getting hurt.
Sandy: Have fun guys.

Ash and Geoff walk over leaving Sandy with Jay with Sandy giving him
the death look.

On another side of the stadium we see Katya with the Greatest Tag
Team of All Time, Danny Harris and Chad Richardson with Poppy Quayle
and the fans GO FUCKING APESHIT.

"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS…"
"POPPY, POPPY, POPPY, POPPY, POPPY…"

Katya: Okay Danny and Chad, you are facing not one, not two, not
three, but four teams in a TLC match for your VCW World Tag-Team
titles. Are you afraid of those odds? I mean you're Outlaws, you
shouldn't, but still are you?

Danny, Chad, and Poppy all pull out cans of Jasonade and down them as
the fans cheer loudly.

Danny: NOPE!
Chad: Nuff said.
Danny: All I can say is IF IT'S A FIGHT THAT THOSE BASTARDS WANT,
THEN DANNY AND CHAD SHALT...
The Crowd: BEAT... THINE... ASS!
Chad: We just drank our Danny and Chad-ade
Bradley: DANNY AND CHAD-ADE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Katya: The label says Jasonade.

Chad hides the can behind his back.

Chad: No it doesn't

Everyone gets a little laugh out of that.

Poppy: Chad's can has a little more in it than Jasonade or Danny and
Chad-ade. Chad's can has
POOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY POWER!
The Crowd: POPPY POWER!
Poppy: So you guys ready to go?
Chad: Honey, I need you to stay back here. There are too many guys
out there looking to injure someone, and you are not cleared to
wrestle yet.
Poppy: I understand. Like Star always tells Jase before a match, "go
get `em tiger"

Poppy and Chad kiss.

Danny: OH PLEASE, can we just go and kick some ass now?
Chad: Right behind you dude.

Danny and Chad walk off with Poppy smiling from ear to ear.

Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE TLC MATCH FOR THE VCW WORLD TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

"Wait and Bleed" hits, and Blade and Grayson comes out to a very
Hostile ovation.

Charles: INTRODUCING FIRST FROM PHOENIX, ARIZONA THE TEAM OF BLADE
AND GRAYSON.

"Out of Control" hits and Ash and Geoff Adams comes out to an even
more Hostile Ovation.

Charles: INTRODUCING NEXT FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA THEEEEEEEEEEEEE ADAMS
BOYZ.

Then the lights go out.

Adam: Uh-oh, here comes these BASTARDS.
Bradley: I FUCKING HATE THEM.

"Sleepy Hollow" by Korn hits as we see The Tunneler and Mudd Donovan
hit the ramp way and the fans are booing them.

Charles: INTRODUCING NEXT FROM THE CASTLE PLAINS, THE TEAM OF THE
TUNNELER AND MUDD DONOVAN, THE C...P...S...
Bradley: Somebody tell the Tunneler that this isn't midget wrestling.

"Never Scared" hits and the fans all get excited as Rolly Fingers and
Joey Numbers come out to the ramp way.

Charles: AND INTRODUCING FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, THE TEAM OF ROLLY
FINGERS AND JOEY NUMBERS, THE B...K...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Then we hear...

Then we hear...
"{*Braves tomahawk chop done in background of Chorus*}

[Chorus]
[Nelly] Let me see you take it off
[P. D.] Girl go and take it off
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather"

We see the ladies in the audience TOTALLY LOSE IT over Chad, and all
of the guys are BARKING FOR DANNY!

Charles: AND NOW INTRODUCING FROM BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, DANNY HARRIS,
CHAD RICHARDSON, THE VCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD, THE
GREATEST... TAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG TEAM OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME!
Adam: And we are ready to get this match underway.

< V > Tag Team Championship Match- TLC Match

< C > Chad and Danny (Champions) vs Blade and Grayson vs The Adam's

< W > Boyz vs The BK Boyz vs Mudd Donovan and The Tunneler

A tense silence fills the arena as even the fans anticipate the start
of the match. Then the bell rings and all hell breaks loose. Mud and
The Tunnler are knocked flat as Chad and Grayson swing chairs into
their heads, Joey Numbers is sending violent punches into Ash Adams'
ribs until Geoff rams him roughly in the side, sending Joey over the
top rope.

Adam: Holy Shit! Wow, already a lot of action in the first few
seconds of this match.

Bradley: Yeah, more action then you have seen in awhile, huh, Adam?

Blade grabs Danny by the ears and plants a vicious head buster that
can be heard all the way from the nosebleed section.

Adam: I bet that people way up at the top of the arena could hear
that one.

Bradley: I wouldn't doubt it!

Geoff slides under the bottom rope and pulls a chair out from under
the ring, he then swings it into Joey's midsection with a
bloodchilling slap, sending Joey reeling into the guardrail.

Adam: Ouch! These guys are vicious. Makes me glad that I am watching
and not the receiver of some of these moves.

Bradley: You and me both!

Chad locks Grayson into a bulldog that sends him head-first into the
turnbuckle. Grayson flails and falls shoulders-first out of the ring.

Adam: Wow! That was some bulldog! A lot of force behind that move.

Danny motions to Chad and they both exit the ring and grab one end of
a table, they push it into the ring and promptly use it to
clothesline Blade, who hits the mat with a toe-curling thunk!

Adam: Holy Shit! Did I just see what I think I just saw?

Bradley: Very innovative! Never expected to see a clothesline with a
table. Nobody could possibly get up from that!

Blade is then lifted by Danny into a standing position and then
roughly slammed into the mat by the inverted leg-sweep facelock DDT.
Ash gives Rolly ten knife hand chops as the crowd counts along.

Crowd: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!

Backing Rolly to the guardrail, Rolly then knees Ash in the ribs and
grabs Ash by his hair, violently jerking his head upward before
slamming it into the guardrail. Ash stumbles back as blood flows
freely form his broken nose.

Adam: Holy Shit! He's bleeding guys!

Bradley: Wonder if he broke his nose?

Adam: From the amount of blood lose that I see, I would say so!

Rolly then sets up a table and pulls Ash to the front. Lifting Ash
over his shoulders, Rolly slams Ash into the table back-first,
busting the table in half and knocking Ash out cold.

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Rolly and Joey then climb back into the ring to attack Chad and
Danny, but Joey is stopped by Geoff who roughly pulls him from the
ring, only to be punched right between the eyes, Geoff stumbles into
the guardrail and shakes his head, obviously quite disoriented. He
then runs forward to bull rush Joey, but Joey moves swiftly to the
side and slams Geoff face-first into the edge of the ring.

Adam: Oh my God! The impact!

Bradley: I think this has got to be it, folks!

Geoff stumbles back and wipes blood from his split brow as Chad and
Danny double-team Rolly, swinging Rolly full circle. Chad launches
him into the ropes, and they strain so far back that it looks as if
Rolly's about to fall through! Rolly then shoots off the ropes like a
bullet from a slingshot and is almost RKO'ed by Danny when Joey pulls
Danny's feet out from underneath him.

Adam: Now that is a veteran move by Joey Numbers.

Bradley: Yeah, you would never had thought this is a fairly new Tag
Team! They learn fast!

Rolly latches himself to the ropes and is handed a chair by Joey who
then rounds on Geoff and clotheslines him into the already broken
table, leaving him KO'ed next to his fallen partner.

Adam: Looks like Geoff is out like a light!

Bradley: I have to agree with you there though I have a hard time
doing that.

Joey then grabs another chair and slides into the ring with him.
Rolly then slams Chad in the back of the head with a chair as Joey
hits Danny full in the face. Both boys appear out.

Adam: I am surprised that their is a head left after that shot!

Bradley: It's the end of this world as we know it...

Adam: Quoting REM now!

Joey and Rolly set up the ladders and begin to climb up towards the
belts. Halfway up, Mudd and The Tunnler each climb into the ring with
a chair in their hands, they smile wickedly at each other as Chad and
Danny slink towards the discarded table. Mudd and The Tunneler slam
their chairs into the ladders, sending Rolly and Joey smack into each
other and plummeting towards the ring, they land with a sickening
crunch as Danny and Chad stand, holding the table between them.

Adam: Holy Shit! Is there gonna be anything left to anyone by the end
of this match?

Bradley: *Chuckles* I hope so, we have Outlaws here!

Adam: Kissing Outlaw ass now!

Bradley shakes his head and goes back to watching the action.

Mudd and The Tunneler smirk at each other only to turn around and be
clotheslined by the table held by Chad and Danny. The boys push Mudd
and The Tunneler out of the way before setting up the ladders. The
crowd is on it's feet as as Chad and Danny climb towards the belts.

Crowd: OUTLAWS! OUTLAWS! OUTLAWS! OUTLAWS! OUTLAWS!

Standing at the top of the ladders, Chad and Danny high-five each
other before grabbing the belts and climbing down.

Charles: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH AND STILL YOUR VCW WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS, DANNY HARRIS AND CHAD RICHARDSON, THE GREATEST TAG TEAM OF
ALL TIME!

Outside of the Arena we see A Red Lamborghini Murcielago

Fans all cheer loudly.

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Adam: MY GOD, THAT'S JASON SNOW'S CAR. THE MAIN EVENT IS HERE FOLKS!

Charles : The following contest is a Stairway To Heaven match for the
VCW North American Championship. This match will take place in a 50
FT high steel cage with weapons spread out through out the cage and
on top of the cage is a scaffold... The Winner is the person who gets
the title that is hanging in the rafters.

"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays over the loud speaker as Jay
Vance walks out
onto the stage and heads to the ring and enters the cage.

Charles : Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario Canada, weighing
in at 230 lbs, here is Jay Vance.

"Do ya Think I'M Sexy" by Rod Stewart plays over the loud speakers as
Shane Johnson walks out onto the stage and heads to the ring and
enters the cage..

As soon as Shane enters the cage, Jay starts to attack Shane with a
stop sign and smashes Shane over the head with the sign.

Charles : Introducing next, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 230
lbs, here is Shane Johnson.

All of sudden. "Fuel" by Metallica plays over the loud speakers as
Max Power walks out onto the stage and sprints to the ring and enters
the cage and starts attacking Jay and Shane..

Charles : Now Introducing, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at
325 lbs, he is the VCW North American Champion and a member of The
American Outlaws, here is the "People's Choice" Max Power...

The bell is rung, the cage is locked, and the match begins.

Adam : Which one of these superstars is going to be able to climb the
Stairway to Heaven tonight and win the North American Title.

Max goes right after Jay and throws him head first into the cage and
grabs Shane and throws him in the opposite direction into the cage
also....

Max picks up Shane and drops Shane face first onto the top
turnbuckle....

Max goes over to Jay and starts stomping at his knees hard until he
is knocked down on the mat. Max sets up a table in the center of the
ring and power bombs Jay straight threw the table

Max sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring and at that time
Shane starts to stir. Max gets to Shane first, picks him up and gets
a fall away slam on him.

Shane gets up and Max wraps his arms around Shane's belly giving him
a bear hug. When it seems like Shane is winded...

He flips Shane back into a HUGE belly to belly suplex and the fans go
wild!

Chants are heard throughout the arena, "MAX! MAX! MAX! MAX!"

Max pushes the ladder into the cage, as Jay gets up and Stinger
splashes him into it.

Bradley: OOOOOOWWWW, that had to hurt.

We see Shane start to stir a little, he nips up and bounces off of
the ropes and nails Jay with a flying forearm. Max turns around and
lays into Jay with a couple of stomps, then he starts climbing the
ladder. Shane see Max climbing and he pushes the other ladder into
the other side of the cage and he starts climbing.

Bradley: UH-OH WE HAVE DUAL CLIMBERS.
Adam: Poor Jay.
Bradley: yeah he's assed out, HAHAHAHAHA

Jay starts to stir and he sees Max and Shane climbing those ladders
and Jay sees a pile of tables and he starts stacking. Jay is
climbing and stacking. Shane and Max have both gotten to the
Scaffold. Max goes for a clothesline on Shane, Shane ducks, Max
turns around, Shane tries to nail the Super Kick, Max catches his
foot and spins him around. When Shane spins around Jay has made it
up and he kicks Shane in the stomach and he nails him with the...

Adam: OH MY GOD, THE VANCE ATTACK FROM DAMN NEAR 60-70 FEET UP!

Jay turns around and gets kicked in the stomach and nailed with

THE
POWER
DRIVER

The scaffold shakes hard as HELL from the impact.

Bradley: OH MY JESUS, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Adam: well I ain't Jesus but I saw it.

Max starts to reach up for the belt, but Shane grabs onto his leg.
Max picks him up and he starts punching away of Shane. Jay starts to
stir a little, he gets up and starts to lose his balance over the
edge of the scaffold.

Bradley: AHHHH, DON'T FALL JAY, PLEASE DON'T FALL!

Shane pushes Max away and he nips up and as soon as Jay turns around
he is caught flesh on the chin with that Super Kick. Jay FALLS 70
FEET FROM THE SCAFFOLD INTO ALL 12 OF THOSE TABLES AND HE... IS...
OUT!

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, MY GOD! JAY VANCE HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!

Max kicks Shane in the stomach and he nails him with the Power
Driver. Max goes for the belt, but then
SWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK he is knocked senseless by what
looks like a chair.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL?

We see a chair flying from the rafters and it just falls into the
ring. Then we see the belt come flying into Shane's lap and the bell
is rung.

Adam: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, FIRST BIG NASTY AND JASON SNOW, NOW MAX
POWER WHO THE HELL IS DOING THIS, THE OUTLAWS ARE GETTING SCREWED
HERE FOLKS!

Fans BOOO loudly

Charles: Here is your winner and NEW VCW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION,
SHANE JOHNSON!
Adam: DAMMIT, THIS JUST DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME! DAMMIT!


Outside we see Raymond Roma running around the parking lot, he has
the Iron Man belt in hand and he's fumbling around for some keys.

Bradley: Look at this idiot.
Adam: He's not an idiot, he's doing the smart thing.
Bradley: yeah, he's high-tailing it out of here.

The camera's only show Raymond's face, but when he looks up, his face
tells the story.

Raymond: What are you two doing on top of the Roma's car? And why
are all of The Roma's windows smashed out?

The camera turns around to show

SINISTER
AND
MISTRESS

Both are sitting on top of Raymond's car, and Sinister is holding a
bat.

Adam: What are those two assholes still doing here?
Sinister: We have a little business with you Raymond.
Mistress: And all of your windows aren't smashed out.

Mistress points to the driver's side window, then SMASH! We see
Raymond's head go through it. Raymond is out and we see covering him…

ALBATROSS!

Hyde comes out of nowhere to make the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE

Charles: HERE IS YOUR NEW IRONMAN CHAMPION, ALBATROSS!

Albatross gets the belt and jumps up with it.

Albatross: YEAH, THIS BELT IS… MINE!
Sinister: Alright dude, go. I still got some unfinished business.

Sinister starts laughing…

Adam: Well, what does he mean by that?
Albatross: Alright dude, see you Tuesday.

Sinister and Mistress both nod at him as he breaks into somebody's
car. Hotwires it and speeds off.

Bradley: I wanna know what business Sinister has left.

Katya: I'm standing backstage with the ONLY World Champion that
matters bar none the VCW World Heavyweight Champion…

The fans AUTOMATICALLY BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THE BUILDING…

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…"

Katya: THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MAIN EVENT JASON SNOW.
Jason: Hey Katya, what the dilley is?
Katya: First of all you and Nasty lost the North American Tag Belts,
what thoughts are going through your mind about that?
Jason: Right now, I'm not even thinking about that. Some sick fuck
thought it was really funny to play a practical joke of that caliber
on me. Well I ain't laughing. Neither is Star, and neither is Nasty.
Katya: and I'm not laughing either.
Jason: Now, I'm just so motivated to go out there and hurt someone.
Katya: Well you still have that triple threat match later tonight.
Jason: The triple threat match. Or as I like to call it the ménage e
trios.
Katya: ménage e trios? How so?
Jason: Simple, because when that bell rings all I'm gonna see is two
pussies, JUST WAITING TO GET… BEATEN UP. STEPPING INTO ANY RING WITH
ME IS JUST LIKE SEX ON AN ELEVATOR, YOU'RE GONNA GET… FUCKED… UP!!
AND WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, AFTER I DONE WHOOPED ALL THE JERK
OUT OF AINSWORTH'S ASS, AFTER I'VE DONE WHOMPED THE CANADIAN MONKEY
PISS OUT OF PETER VANCE, AFTER I'VE DONE WHIPPED THEIR BITCH ASSES
ALL OVER CLEMSON, AFTER I'VE SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED MY TITLE I WILL
LOOK INTO THEIR EYES WITH THEIR BROKEN BODIES AND DREAMS AS 81, 000
PLUS JASON-ITES ARE ALL STANDING ON THEIR FEET AND CHANTING MY
NAME "JASON... JASON… JASON…

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…"

Jason: I will ask them that all important question of… U MAD?

The fans all start up

Jason: CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA I THINK THEY MAD.
The Crowd: U MAAAAAAAAAAAAD, U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!
Katya: you sound really hyped up tonight.
Jason: Yes, yes I am. And I must leave you with the most awesome
catchphrase of all time. Now how does it go? Oh yeah, CHA-CHA
BITCH. No wait that ain't it.

Fans as well as Katya, Adam, and Bradley get a good laugh out of it.

Jason: Hold up I think I got it. I CAN HEAR YOU CLEMSON, BUT PLEASE
CONTINUE MAKING SUM MOTHAFUCKIN' NOOOOOOOIIIII…. No wait that ain't
it either.

Everyone is rolling in laughter as of now.

Jason: SHIT, what is it Katya? Oh yeah now I got it… BUT FOR NOW…

The fans start up because they know what's coming next… or at least
they think they do.

Jason: IT'S AN ANNIHILATION BITCHES AND VANCE AND AINSWORTH
The crowd: YOU… ARE… INVITED!
Jason: EXCUSE ME KATYA I GOT ASS TO WHIP!

Jason exits as Katya shakes her head laughing.

Adam: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT, AND WE'LL GO TO OUR
SPECIAL GUEST RING ANNOUNCER… MICHAEL BUFFER!!!

The fans cheer as they see Michael in the ring.

Michael: The following match is your main event for the evening...

Fans cheer

Michael: From the home of the Clemson Tigers, this event is brought
to you by Vigilante Championship Wrestling, and it's owner Mr. Albert
T. Ross, and it is for THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE
WOOOOOOOOORLD. ARE YOU READY? CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA, ARE... YOU...
READY? For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching
worldwide, ladies and gentlemen...

Fans start cheering because they know what's coming up...

Michael: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GET READY TO
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Then we hear...

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

As "Down with the sickness" by Disturbed hits Fredrick Ainsworth
comes out to the LOUDEDST BOOS of the night.

Michael: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 252 pounds,
hailing from LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA,
FREEEEEDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
AAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSWWWWOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH

Ainsworth gets into the ring and he poses with his arms in the air as
the fans boo him.

Adam: There he is Mr. Jerkass himself.
Bradley: Don't say that Adam, he could be your new world champion.

Then we hear...

I got a picture of a photograph
Of a wedding and a shell
It's just a burning aching memory
I never kiss and tell

So turn it up and burn it
There's a hole in your head
There's a hole in your head
Where the birds can't sing along

Does anybody know how the story really goes
Or do we all just hum along
Sell your soul and sign an autograph
Big bang baby, it's a crash, crash, crash

I wanna die, but I gotta laugh
Orange crush mama is a laugh, laugh, laugh

As "Big Bang Baby" by The Stone Temple Pilots hits, Peter Vance comes
out to a WILD ovation.

Adam: THERE HE IS, THE FORMER VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
Michael: Now making his way to the ring, he is the former VCW
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! Weighing in at 247 pounds,
hailing from TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA,
PEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
VAAAAAAAANNNNNNNCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Bradley: Uh-oh, here we go.
Adam: When that theme hits, this place is gonna lose it.

Then the lights go out and we hear...

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON"

[Intro]
Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!

[Chorus]
Yeek yeek woop woop!! Why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)

As "Get Back" by Ludacris hits the fans FUCKING GO INSANE. "The Main
Event" Jason Snow makes it to the stage as some EXTREMELY LOUD Red,
White, and Blue pyrotechnics go off at the top of the stage and come
down the Hell's Highway sign and explode right behind Jason as he
holds up his belt.

Adam: THERE HE IS, THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE MAIN EVENT
JASON SNOW.
Bradley: THERE'S MY PICK!
Michael: And NOW making his way to the ring, HE is the current
reigning VCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE
WOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD, WEIGHING IN AT 275 POUNDS,
HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, HE IS "THE MAIN
EVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
JAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Jason gets into the ring and he pulls out a can of Jasonade as he
eyes his opponents.

Bradley: HAHA, look at him, drinking on the job.
Adam: that's not beer you know.
Bradley: yeah, haha.

The bell sounds.

Adam: OKAY FOLKS THE MAIN EVENT HAS STARTED.

<< >> Hell's Highway
<< V >> VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
<< C >> "The Main Event" Jason Snow (Champion) vs.
<< W >> Peter Vance vs.
<< >> Fredrick Ainsworth

Ainsworth and Vance start with a collar and elbow tie up, while Jason
just waits in the corner drinking a can of Jasonade. Vance gets
Ainsworth in a waist lock, Ainsworth backs him into the corner.
Clean break by Ainsworth. Collar and elbow tie up again and
Ainsworth gets a headlock on Vance, Vance backs Ainsworth into the
ropes and he pushes him off into the ropes, Ainsworth comes back with
a shoulder block on Vance and Vance goes down. Ainsworth runs into
the ropes, Vance with the duck down, then Ainsworth just stops.

Bradley: What did he stop for?

Vance gets up and he and Ainsworth just look at Jason as he downs
another Jasonade. The crowd is cheering as both guys approach
Jason. Jason grabs two more cans of Jasonade and he offers them to
Ainsworth and Vance. Ainsworth takes it, opens it, and pours it
outside of the ring. "THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF THIS BULLSHIT,
JERKASS." Jason has a semi-smile on his face, then he looks at
Vance. Vance launches his can of Jasonade into the stands, and we
see a shitload of fans fighting for it.

Bradley: He shouldn't of did that

"FUCK `EM JASON, FUCK `EM UP (clap, clap), FUCK `EM JASON, FUCK `EM
UP (clap, clap)…"

Jason's smile now turns to anger as she launches himself out of the
corner and lets loose
the rights on Ainsworth and the lefts on Vance.

Adam: THE MAIN EVENT IS ON FIRE HERE!

Jason sends Ainsworth into the ropes and upon his return he is caught
in a sleeper then dropped on his neck. Ainsworth rolls out of the
ring. Leaving Peter and Jason to hook it up one on one, the fans all
cheer for this one as the two of them just stalk each other. Collar
and elbow tie up into a waist lock by Vance, reversal into a waist
lock by Jason, into a hammer lock by Vance, quick reversal into a
hammer lock by Jason. Vance reverses back into a hammer lock,
Jason quickly drops to Vance to the mat with a drop toe hold, into a
float over into a front face head lock sit out, into a hammer lock by
Vance. Jason rolls through, Vance locks on the arm wringer, Jason
rolls though, and reverses into an arm wringer of his own. Vance
kips up and cartwheels through and reverses into an arm wringer, but
then locks on the side head lock. Jason sends Vance for the ride
upon Vance's return he catches Jason off guard with a shoulder
block. Vance then runs into the ropes, and a drop down by Jason.
Vance comes back and Jason leap frogs over him, then Jason runs into
the ropes and Vance leap frogs over him. Vance turns around to a
boot to the mid-section, Jason attempts to Irish whip him into the
ropes but Vance reverses it into an Irish whip of his own, upon
Jason's return he leaps onto Vance and monkey flips him over, but
Vance cartwheels it out. Jason gets up and attempts a clothesline,
Vance ducks and attempts a gut-wrench suplex, but Jason counters with
a tilt-a-whirl flying head scissors.

Adam: Great technical wrestling from these two.

Vance who is a little woozy gets up only to get taken down by a side
head lock. Vance's shoulders are down, so Burns start counting.

ONE
TWO

Vance gets the shoulder up.

The crowd: TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Vance manages to get to his feet and he sends Jason into the ropes
and Ainsworth who is trying to get back in pulls the top rope down
and Jason goes flying over the top rope. Ainsworth enters the ring
and immediately take down with a drop toe hold, and Vance rides up
and tries to lock him in the crippler crossface. Ainsworth struggles
to get the bottom rope, but eventually he does. Burns counts for
Vance to break the hold

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR

Vance breaks it before Burns counts to five. Ainsworth gets back to
his feet and Vance clotheslines him over the top rope and Vance goes
with him. On the floor Vance and Ainsworth have a straight up brawl,
they trade rights and lefts. Ainsworth tries to Irish whip Vance
into the guard railing, Vance reverses and sends Ainsworth over the
top. Ainsworth falls into some fans, Vance backs up like he's
getting ready to take flight over the guard railing. Ainsworth
pushes a fan out of the way. "MOVE JERKASS." Ainsworth grabs the
fans chair and the moment Vance comes flying over the guard railing,
he is nailed in the face with that chair. We see Jason with a chair
in hand and he leaps to the top rope. Jason leaps into a front flip
and kicks the chair into the face of Vance.

Adam: MY GOD, AINSWORTH WAS IN THE THIRD ROW.
Bradley: HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?


Jason picks Ainsworth up and nails him with a Spicolli driver. Vance
starts to stir, Jason runs over to him and clotheslines him back over
the guard railing to the ring floor. Jason goes and grabs another
chair and he sets it up near the guard railing. Jason sits Vance is
the chair and he slides into the ring. Jason runs from one end of
the ring to the other and he leaps through the ropes onto Vance and
they both go crashing into the guard railing.

Adam: OH MY GOD, SHADES OF SABU.

Ainsworth picks himself up and he falls over the guard railing. He
picks Vance up and takes him into the ring. Ainsworth tosses Vance
into the ropes and he attempts a 587 but Vance counters with a tilt-a-
whirl DDT. Jason manages to pick himself up. Vance has Ainsworth on
the mat, and he is on the second rope about to nail an elbow, Jason
out of literally nowhere springboards off of the top rope with a
bulldog.

The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Adam: HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SPRINGBOARD TOP ROPE BULLDOG.

Jason picks Vance up and he nails him with one snap suplex, holds on,
then he nails him with another snap suplex, holds on, and one more
snap suplex.

Bradley: THE THREE AMIGOS RIGHT THERE!
Adam: THE ACTION IS INTENSE IN THIS MATCH

Vance gets up and Ainsworth takes a swing only for Peter to duck and
nail him with one German Suplex, hold on, another German Suplex, hold
on and one release German Suplex. Ainsworth is on dream street as he
tries to stand. Jason runs over to him and lock him in the cobra
clutch. Vance has Jason in the waist lock, Jason kicks Vance in the
nuts and Burns warns him even though we all know that this is VCW and
that is perfectly legal. Jason picks Ainsworth up in that Cobra
Clutch and BOOM, he suplexes him once, twice, and Three times as he
releases it. Ainsworth is out, and Jason makes the cover. Burns
with the count.

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Vance pulls him off.

And Vance makes the cover, Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, elbow to the back of the head by Jason to break up the
count.

Jason slides to the outside of the ring and gets a chair. Meanwhile
Vance makes another cover. Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO
WHAM! The count is broken up by a stiff chair shot to the head from
The Main Event.

The crowd Ooh-ed at that one.

Bradley: Wow I thought Sassy had a vicious chair shot earlier.
Adam: thank GOD my name ain't Peter Vance.

Jason gets into the ring and he places the chair down in the center
and he runs from one end of the ring and bounces off of the ropes
then he leaps onto the chair and leaps onto the ropes then he nails a
perfect moonsault on Vance.

Adam: TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT, THE MAIN EVENT JUST NAILED THE TRIPLE
JUMP MOONSAULT.
Bradley: THIS IS THE BEST MATCH I'VE SEEN SO FAR!

Jason goes for the cover, Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO
THR… NO, Ainsworth breaks the count up.

Ainsworth does a Lionsault on Vance and he attempts a cover

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Springboard Harlem Hangover on Ainsworth broke the count
up.

Jason runs into the ropes and attempts a Lionsault of his own,
Ainsworth though leaps up out of nowhere and sends Jason airborne and
CRASH, he nails Jason with Flight 587.

Adam: THE 587, HE JUST NAILED THE 587.
Bradley: WE MAY HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION, ADAM, A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!

Ainsworth goes for the pin.

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Jason kicks out.

Adam: HE KICKED OUT OF THE 587, HE KICKED OUT OF THE 587.
Bradley: I TOLD YOU, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

Vance gets up and he rolls Jason out of the ring. Ainsworth gets up
and tries punch at Vance but Vance locks Ainsworth in a head lock
then reverses it into a Fugiwara armbreaker, which Vance turns into
a...

Adam: THE CLOVER LEAF, HE HAS AINSWORTH LOCKED IN THE CLOVER LEAF.
Bradley: WILL HE TAP, COME ON AINSWORTH FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT.

Ainsworth starts to make it to the ropes but Vance puts on the breaks
and Vance turns himself into the ropes.

Bradley: Uh-oh, Vance has Ainsworth in a bad way.
Adam: We may see a new champion here shortly.

Just as Ainsworth is about to tap... SMASH. We see pieces of white
glass fly everywhere. Jason is standing on the outside with the
remains of a broken florescent light bulb. AND THE FANS ABSOLUTELY
LOVE THIS.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Bradley: FLORESCENT LIGHT BULBS, HAHA, WE'VE SEEN EVERY WEAPON USED
BUT THE KITCHEN SINK!

Jason reaches underneath of the ring. As soon as Ainsworth comes
peeking his head out through the second rope DONG, he is nailed
with...

Adam: A SINK, A KITCHEN SINK.
Bradley: I STAND CORRECTED!

Jason tosses the sink to the side and grabs another florescent light
bulb, and CRASH, he smashes it over the face of Ainsworth. The crowd
is ON THEIR FUCKING FEET FOR THIS! Ainsworth tries to hold his
balance but he can't and he drops.

Adam: HEY LAID HIS OL' TIRED ASS OUT!

The camera focuses in on all three combatants, all of which are
dripping with blood. Ainsworth and Vance both start to stir, Vance
first. Jason picks Ainsworth up on his shoulders and tosses him to
Vance who catches him in Power Bomb position, but Ainsworth holds on
as Vance spins around trying to drop him. Jason kicks Vance in the
knee and Vance and Ainsworth both fall as Jason bounces off of the
ropes and drop kicks Vance in the face. Vance falls to the outside,
Jason follow. Jason pulls out a table, he sets it up, and he places
Vance on it. Jason slides inside the ring and he leaps to the top
rope. Jason has Vance in his sights but Ainsworth leaps up and
pushes Jason off. Jason is launched from the top rope, and Vance
moves as Jason goes crashing through that table.

Adam: OH NO, OH NO, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Ainsworth goes to the top, Vance starts to stir then he gets up and
Ainsworth leaps off of the top and he nails Vance with a block buster.

Adam: MY GOD, A BLOCK BUSTER FROM THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE.

All three men are out of it, on the outside, Burns begins to count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX

Ainsworth starts to stir

SEVEN
EIGHT

Vance starts to stir

NINE

Ainsworth gets into the ring and breaks the count up. Ainsworth then
pulls out another table and sets it up next to the guard railing.
Ainsworth snatches a camera from the camera man.

Ainsworth: HEY VANCE, WELCOME TO JERKASS TV.
Bradley: HAHA, JERKASS TV.

Ainsworth smashes that camera into the face of Vance, and Vance falls
onto the table. Ainsworth climbs onto the table and he has Vance in
Rock Bottom position when all of a sudden... KLANK! Ainsworth is
nailed in the back of the head with a ladder. Ainsworth and Vance
both fall, but neither one breaks the table.

Bradley: HOW IS THAT TABLE STILL STANDING ADAM?
Adam: I HAVE NO IDEA, BRADLEY, THERE'S SO MUCH ACTION GOING ON!

Jason sets the ladder up and he starts to climb it, and the fans are
really in this.

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Jason does his little Outlaw pose and he leaps off of the ladder onto
the guard railing, springboards off of that into a moonsault on both
Ainsworth and Vance.

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT..."

All three guys are laid out again.

Adam: MY GOD, THE MAIN EVENT WITH SOME OFF THE TOP OF THE HEAD
OFFENSIVE.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, IT'S HARD TO PREPARE FOR THIS GUY. YOU NEVER
KNOW WHAT HE WILL BRING TO THE TABLE NIGHTLY.

Burns start counting and he gets up to five before Jason gets up and
breaks the count. Meanwhile Ainsworth has gotten up and he's
charging at Jason with a Sledgehammer, Vance out of nowhere BLASTS
Ainsworth with a chair. And Jason BLASTS Vance for his efforts.
Jason walks over to Ainsworth and picks up the sledgehammer.

Jason: *hits Ainsworth* I AM THE GAME-AH, I'M GONNA HIT YOU-AH *hits
Ainsworth* WITH THIS SLEDGEHAMMER-AH, *hits Ainsworth* CAUSE I GOT
NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO-AH!

Jason prepares to drop that sledgehammer on Ainsworth, when he is hit
in the nuts by Vance. Jason drops the sledgehammer and Vance gets
the waist lock on Jason, he picks him up and carries him over to a
table that he had set up. Ainsworth gets up and he gets the waist
lock on Vance. Vance lifts and so does Ainsworth, the
CCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL THREE MEN
GO THROUGH THE FUCKING TABLE.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, WHAT NEXT.
Bradley: THEY ARE BATTLING OVER THE RICHEST PRIZE IN THE BUSINESS.

All three men are out of it, but we see Jason start to stir first, as
the fans totally GO FUCKING APESHIT. Jason reaches underneath of the
ring and he pulls out a chair. Not just any chair though...

Adam: THE STAR CHAIR! THE SHIT HAS JUST HIT THE FAN FOLKS.

Jason gets up. The moment Vance gets up CRACK, he down for the
count. Ainsworth gets up and CRACK, he too is down for the count.
Jason then motions for them to bring the cage down.

Adam: What, what on earth is he doing?

Jason pulls out and sets up four tables, on the bottom table he
places Vance, on the third table he places Ainsworth. Jason then
finds a can of gasoline and a lighter. Jason douses the tables with
gas and he lights the tables on fire... WITH AINSWORTH AND VANCE
STILL TRAPPED IN THEM.

Adam: JASON SNOW IS SADISTIC!

Jason laughs as the cage finally lowers. Jason takes the Star Chair
with him and he starts climbing the cage and the fans sound like they
are ready TO TEAR THE ROOF OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKER. Jason gets to the
top and he looks around as the crowd gets even more amplified.

Adam: He's not gonna do what I... NO, JASON DON'T DO THIS!
Bradley: NO JASON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jason leaps off of the cage while elbow dropping the chair into the
tables and crashing all the way down to the ground, taking Ainsworth
and Vance with him.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Adam: OH MY GOD, OH... MY... GOD...
Bradley: AGHHHH, SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1

All 3 guys are out, no moving what so ever. Burns starts the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT

Jason nips up and Vance starts to stir. Jason takes his chairs and
starts the climb the cage again, Jason points at Ainsworth and the
CROWD IS FUCKING LOSING IT.

Adam: AND HE'S GOING BACK UP!
Bradley: He must doesn't like life.

But as soon as Jason gets to the top, the cage starts moving up.
Jason looks around.

Adam: what the hell? WHO IS MOVING THE DAMN CAGE?

While the cage is rising up, Jason still has Ainsworth in his sights
he leaps off of the cage with that chair and does a full front flip
with the chair on his legs and
SMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Right onto the face of Ainsworth.

Adam: GOOD LORD, GOOD LORD ATOMIC ARABIAN FACE BUSTER, ATOMIC ARABIAN
FACE BUSTER.
Bradley: OFF OF THE TOP OF THAT RISING CAGE! AINSWORTH HAS DIED.
Adam: JASON SNOW HAS JUST STOLEN THE SHOW. ONE MAN, ONE NIGHT, ONE
MOVE!!!

"HOLY SHIT, VCW, HOLY FUCK, VCW, HOLY SHIT, VCW, HOLY FUCK, VCW..."

Then all of a sudden we see coming down the aisle the Adams Boyz

Adam: The Adams Boyz? WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE?
Bradley: Isn't it obvious?

Ash hits the ring just as Vance is getting in. Ash off of the ropes
and BOOM he nails the Crude Awakening on Vance. Geoff gets in and he
nails Vance with the spear. He then picks Vance up and WHAM, Adams
Bomb. Jason hits the ring and Ash attempts a Crude Awakening, Jason
ducks then nails him with...

Adam: SEATTLE SUCIDE!

Jason then kicks Geoff in the stomach and he plants his ass for a

MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING RING!

Adam: THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB, THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB!

But then out of the crowd we see...

SINISTER

He leaps over the guard railing and he jumps into the ring and he
clotheslines Jason over the top.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? WHY IS HE INVOLVING HIMSELF?
Bradley: HE SAYS HE HAS SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS WITH JASON, MAYBE HE
HAS COME TO FINISH IT.
Adam: DAMMIT THIS IS THE WRONG TIME.

Jason lands on his feet and Sinister leaps over the top and he lands
on Jason they both fall up against the guard railing, but they get up
and start back fighting. Jason beats Sinister over the guard railing
and into the crowd. Sinister and Jason start fighting all over the
crowd area, a few fans have offered up their chairs as Sinister and
Jason totally beat the shit out of each other.

Adam: LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE KILLING EACH OTHER.

Meanwhile no one noticed Ainsworth sliding back into the ring. Vance
is still out and Ainsworth drapes his arm around Vance, Burns turns
around and sees this.

Adam: What's going on in the ring?

ONE
TWO
THREE!!

The bell sounds.

Adam: HUH? What happened?

Jason turns around, off in the corner we see Sinister laughing.
Jason starts to run back to the ring.

Michael: the winner of the match AND NEW VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION,
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKK
AINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
!

The fans start to boo the shit out of Ainsworth.

Adam: JASON WAS ROBBED, JASON SNOW JUST GOT SCREWED AND HE KNOWS IT!
Bradley: This sucks.

We see fans tossing trash and some more stuff into the ring. Jason
just stands with the audience as they boo. Fredrick stand up and
holds the VCW belt up high

Adam: THIS IS DISGUSTING, WE'RE OUT OF TIME THOUGH FOLKS, SEE YOU ON
TUESDAY FOR ANARCHY!

We fade out to an image of Jason, pointing at Ainsworth and the title
and making the belt gesture.


Results summary:

Jenny Ross def. J.T.
Sarah Twilight and Masta Suzie both won the Golden Ticket Ladder Match
Albatross won the "Iron Man" title match
Sinister defeated Curt Benjamin
Sassy Lassy retained her VCW Womens title
The Rude Crew are your new North American tag champs
Jessica Lohan was the sole survivor in the Blitz Creek match
Nemesis won the first ever Hell's Highway match
Star defeat Hamato Saki via Submission
Mark Sanders defeated Mack Taylor
Danny and Chad retained their VCW World Tag Titles
Shane Johnson became the New VCW North American champ
Fredrick Ainsworth is your new VCW World Heavyweight Champion

OOC: I hope you enjoyed this VCW PPV, it was alot of fun (and work
and STRESS, lol) so I hope you have fun reading it. Take care, this
is Mr. Ross signing off.