The Camera pans the crowd as we see out wild and crazy VCW
fans in
attendance at The Memorial Stadium in Clemson, South Carolina.
Suddenly a familiar voice is heard.
Katya: LIVE FROM CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA WELCOME TO "THE MAIN EVENT"!
Adam: WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, THIS IS ONE HELL OF A SURPRISE!
Bradley: HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE ARE BEING TREATED TO
TONIGHT.
Fans go NUTZ! The camera is focused on Katya now, as she is on the
side of the set with cue cards in her hand.
Katya: Starring "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW, Co-Hosted by the lovely
STAR.
Tonight's special guests are...
Katya pauses for a moment.
Katya: Well damn Jase, you didn't even tell ME who is supposed to be
on tonight! It's all good though, but if you look behind me, on that
very stage is The AO Experience *Fans go APESHIT*. And they are set
to debut their NEWEST single "Have Fun." SO AO EXPERIENCE, TAKE IT
AWAY, AND "HAVE FUN" WITH IT.
All of a sudden the lights go out and we hear a power chord being
hit. Then we are treated by the sound of an OH so familiar voice.
Jason: CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA, WE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKA...
The fans all start to lose it.
Jason: I go by the name of "The Main Event" Jason Snow...
The Crowd: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON...
Then a spotlight shines on Jason... and the fans TOTALLY LOSES IT.
Jason: Standing right beside me, on lead guitar, is my lovely wife,
YOU ALL KNOW HER NAME...
The Crowd: STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR...
Star smiles as a Spot light drops on her, she continues to strum away
on her guitar. She stops for a split second, just to share a kiss
with Jason that drives the crowd into A FUCKING FRENZY.
The Crowd: BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE,
BONNIE AND CLYDE...
Jason: OH, YOU GUYS READY?
The fans cheer
Jason: I don't think they ready Star.
Star steps in front of the mic that is standing before her.
Star: CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA, ARE YOU READY.
By now every fan in on their FUCKING FEET!
Jason: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, YEAH. CUT THEM LIGHTS ON AND LET'S
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING PARTY STARTED!
The lights come on and we see Max on the drums, The Big Nasty on
Bass, Chad on one keyboard, and Sassy Lassy on the other. Up in the
DJ Booth we see DJ Danny H cutting and back spinning. Max hits the
drums, Star starts strumming and the whole AO Experience starts
ROCKING. We hear a Hard Rock Melody, and every fan is moshing to
this apparent fight song. Jason approaches the mic
Verse 1
Jason: (sort of like rapping and singing at the same time)
They say I went to a party and a fight broke out
So the first dude I grabbed got his lights choked out
Never been a fan of authority so FUCK THE SYSTEM
We fight the power so FUCK WHO'S WITH THEM
Talk back, on or off tracks
And I'll show you the true meaning of a mother fucking squash match
I'm in charge, cause I hit hard
I'll beat that ass worse than I did DAWG
(Refrain)
[This part is sung]
Are you prepared for "Truth or Dare?"
Seeing dudes tossed through the air
And if that's an illusion, it's a Nasty Conclusion
Smash a table up, ask for a new one
You like us right now, you're gonna learn to hate us
After you take that trip to Dirty Vegas
Chorus:
Outlaws: JUST HAVE FUN!
Jason: Ain't nowhere to go now, during this go `round/
I came to the party to throw down
Outlaws: AND HAVE FUN!
Jason: No one can touch us/
With our cans of BEAT ASS, and SHUT THE FUCK UPS
Outlaws: SO HAVE FUN!
Jason: Ain't nowhere to go now, during this go `round/
I came to the party to throw down
Outlaws: AND HAVE FUN!
Jason: You came in the Party was hype/
BUT WE CAME TO THE PARTY TO FIGHT!
Verse 2
()= Outlaws
Jason:
Everybody knows that I came to fight
So suddenly I see some dudes that I don't like
(I) walked over to `em (I) said what's up
First dude that I saw (I) hit him in the jaw
Star started stomping him and so did Max
By that time we got rushed out the back
Mistaking me for a Passive guy
Is how you quickly get that ass Sassified
(Refrain)
[This part is sung]
Are you prepared for "Truth or Dare?"
Seeing dudes tossed through the air
And if that's an illusion, it's a Nasty Conclusion
Smash a table up, ask for a new one
You like us right now, you're gonna learn to hate us
After you take that trip to Dirty Vegas
Chorus:
Outlaws: JUST HAVE FUN!
Jason: Ain't nowhere to go now, during this go `round/
I came to the party to throw down
Outlaws: AND HAVE FUN!
Jason: No one can touch us/
With our cans of BEAT ASS, and SHUT THE FUCK UPS
Outlaws: SO HAVE FUN!
Jason: Ain't nowhere to go now, during this go `round/
I came to the party to throw down
Outlaws: AND HAVE FUN!
Jason: You came in the Party was hype/
BUT WE CAME TO THE PARTY TO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Star starts the breakdown with a switch in the guitar sound, then
Jason retakes the mic
Break down:
Jason:
Who want it with us?
UH
UH
Who want it with us?
Do you want it with us?
SIT DOWN AND HAVE A CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Then we see someone running to the stage with a mic in hand, some
loud pyrotechnics goes off right in front of them.
Jason: B.B. GIVE IT TO `EM GIRL
B.B. starts flowing and the WHOLE FUCKING PLACE IS JUMPING
B.B.:
As I walk in the party and survey the place/
Errbody is staring at this curvatous babe/
I get it on like that, I spit a song like that/
Yo Max, *imitating Eminem* I ain't never seen no arms like that/
I proclaim over these, tracks that I wrecks
Dawg's head is the same size as, Max's biceps/
Now I ain't trying to be all Sassy and Nasty/
Just trying to get Danny to chance me a fancy/
And if he wishes, my kisses/
Will have him tapping, like Star on her victims so listen/
I'll show you how I ball here/
And if Chad wanna holla, like Dawg I'm all ears/
And Jase you cute, but I can't keep in touch/
You're married and Star might beat me up/
We gonna turn this Party out, Rock the party out/
But I came here to fight and Knock somebody out/
The music stops, and everyone on stage freezes...
Then Max drops the drumsticks again and we start jamming once more...
Chorus:
Outlaws: JUST HAVE FUN!
Jason: Ain't nowhere to go now, during this go `round/
I came to the party to throw down
Outlaws: AND HAVE FUN!
Jason: No one can touch us/
With our cans of BEAT ASS, and SHUT THE FUCK UPS
Outlaws: SO HAVE FUN!
Jason: Ain't nowhere to go now, during this go `round/
I came to the party to throw down
Outlaws: AND HAVE FUN!
Jason: You came in the Party was hype/
BUT WE CAME TO THE PARTY TO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Star finishes off with a guitar solo, then she does her best Jimi
Hendrix and she lights her guitar in fire. But instead of
worshipping it, Star smashes it into a million pieces. Jason, B.B.,
and everyone else looks on, then they start smashing up stuff and the
crowd is loving every minute of it. We see them exit the stage.
Adam: WOW
Bradley: CAN THOSE GUYS PERFORM OR WHAT ADAM!
Adam: and you know what, I'm glad to say this... ONLY IN VCW WILL YOU
SEE THIS!
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT!
Then the camera focuses back on Katya.
Katya: OK, TO THE THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE HERE, AND THE MILLIONS...
The Crowd: AND MILLIONS...
Katya: *laughs* WATCHING AT HOME I'D LIKE TO FIRST INTRODUCE THE
HOUSE BAND THE AO EXPERIENCE. on drums we have Max Power (Max walks
to the set "MAX, MAX, MAX..." and plays a solo as the fans cheer), On
Bass we have The Big Nasty (Nasty walks onto the set "NASTY, NASTY,
NASTY..." and plays a bass solo as fans cheer), on the Turntables we
have DJ Danny H (Danny walks into the DJ booth on the set "DANNY,
DANNY, DANNY..." and does some scratching as the fans cheer) Ladies
we have Chad Richardson on the keyboard (ladies cheer for Chad as he
walks onto the set "CHAD, CHAD, CHAD..." and plays a keyboard solo),
on Lead guitar tonight we have Mr. Shawn Murphy (fans cheer as Shawn
walks onto the set and plays a guitar solo), on the trumpet we have
Brian Lynch (Brian is already on the set, so he plays a trumpet solo
as the fans cheer), and on the Sax we have Bill Marlon (Bill is
already on the set, so he plays a Sax solo as the fans cheer). And
on the other Keyboard is SASSY LASSY (Fans cheer as Sassy walks to
the set "SASSY, SASSY, SASSY..." she sits down and plays a little
keyboard solo, and the fans go crazy) The AO Experience everybody.
NOW CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA WILL YOU PLEASE HELP ME IN INTRODUCING
THE CO-HOST OF THE MAIN EVENT? SHE IS "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE
BUSINESS", HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON. CLEMSON, S.C. THIS IS...
The Crowd: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
The AO Experience fires up a rendition of "Let me put you on The
Game" as Star comes to the stage with a change of clothes, and
sporting a very expensive blue and purple striped Black Label Luxe
Lurex Irene Dress. She waves and blows kisses to the crowd.
The Crowd: STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR...
Bradley: I'm sorry, I have to say this, Jason can beat me up later
for it, BUT STAR IS HOT!!
Adam: Well, do you think she's as hot as her little sister?
Bradley: For the sake that Star could beat me up, yes she is.
Adam laughs, Star sits down.
Adam: UH-OH, we know who's coming out next.
Bradley: AWWW MAN ADAM, THIS PLACE IS GONNA EXPLODE.
Katya: AND NOW...
Every fan is now STANDING ON THEIR FUCKING FEET!
Katya: I'D LIKE ALL OF YOU GREAT FANS IN CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA TO
GIVE IT UP FOR THAT SMOOTH CRIMINAL HIMSELF... "THE MAIN EVENT"
JAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN SNOW!!!!
The AO Experience plays an Alien Ant Farm like rendition of Michael
Jackson's Smooth Criminal. Jason comes on to the set which still has
that long comfortable looking crème couch, and that very expensive
looking desk, and that backdrop sort of like Letterman's view of New
York, but it's a view of Seattle's space needle and the buildings
around it. That Plush white carpeting is still there. Jason comes
out to a WILD ASS ovation, everyone in The Memorial Stadium is on
their feet. Jason Snow is seen in a another expensive William
Fioravanti tailor-made suit, with his hands free mic.
Jason: THE "MAIN EVENT" IS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER, JASON SNOW IS IN...
The Crowd: CLEMSON!
Jason: STAR AND THE AO EXPERIENCE ARE IN...
The Crowd: CLEMSON!!
Jason: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE AT?
The Crowd: CLEMSON!!!
Jason: ALL MY JASON-ITES ARE IN?
The Crowd: CLEMSON!!!!
Star: ALL MY STARLIGHTS ARE IN?
The Crowd: CLEMSON!!!!!
Jason: ARE THEY'RE ANY TIGERS IN THE HOUSE?
The crowd goes bananas. Star stands up to hug and kiss Jason, then
they sit down.
Jason: whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA. ARE WE BACK OR WHAT?
Star: yes we are, but Jase, who are our special guest tonight?
Jason: They will remain a secret for right now.
Star: Now you know, I absolutely HATE secrets!
Jason: Okay, I'll give you a hint.
Star: O...kay, you want me to guess who it is?
Jason: Yes, as a matter of fact.
Star: Okay, I'm ready. LET'S DO THIS! YOU AIN'T STUMPING ME!
Jason: Okay, first of all he's a BITCH!
Star: huh?
Jason: He's only hard when he's around women, but when he's around
dudes, he's as soft as a mother fucking tissue.
Star thinks about it...
Jason: While she thinks about it, DJ DANNY H, SPIN THAT SHIT!
Danny does a little scratching and we hear the Final Jeopardy theme.
The theme ends...
Star: Okay, I think I got it. What's that clue again?
Jason: Okay, He's only HARD when he's around women, but when he's
around dudes, he's as SOFT as a mother fucking wash cloth.
Star: dayum, who is it?
Jason: MY DICK!
Bradley: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
We hear Max on the drum roll, and the whole Stadium erupts in
laughter. We see The AO Experience sprawled out on the set in
laughter. The camera focuses in on Star, who has the "you got me and
I'm angry" look. We see Jason, who is laughing hard as hell. Star
waits till the laughter dies down.
Star: Okay, you got me, you got me. So seriously, who are our guest
tonight?
Jason: DEEZ
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Everybody bursts out into a fit of laughter once again, and Star
looks upset now. Jason calms down his laughter a little.
Jason: Okay, Okay, I'm done. Just one question for you baby.
Star: What's that?
Jason looks into the camera and smiles...
Max: AWW SHIT!
Star: AWW SHIT!
Jason: U MAD?
Star: Why do I keep falling for this?
Jason: CLEMSON, I THINK SHE'S MAD!
The Crowd/Jason/Outlaws: U MAAAAAAAAAAAAD, U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
Star laughs, and so does Jason and the rest of the Outlaws. The
crowd is loving every moment of this.
Jason: Hey Star.
Star: yes Jason
Jason: Harsh words were thrown in our direction recently.
Star: Yeah, by that Paul Ruben look-a-like, what's his name again?
Jason: STAR! We worked under that mother fucker for at least half a
year. How could you NOT know his name?
Star: Well you know, I don't even remember the names of the WWE
divas, and we watch our competition every week.
Jason: Okay, so what does that have to do with Jeremy?
Star: Jeremy? WHO THE FUCK IS JEREMY?
Jason: Dawg!
Star: OOOOOOOH, Okay. I gotcha, anyway, I don't remember the name of
whiny bitch divas. And that's exactly what he was, a whiny bitch
diva.
As a matter of fact put that dumb assed picture up.
Jason: Fire up the JasonTron people...
Then on the JasonTron we see...
A picture of Dawg
[Main Event picture 1]
Star: Now look Dawg, look at his face. He is living proof that you
can train monkeys to talk and think for themselves...
The Crowd: OH SHIT!
Star: But that dude right there, he's the kind of guy that you would
use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
The Crowd: HOLY FUCK!
Star: But seriously, he's not stupid, saying that is an insult to
stupid people.
Bradley starts laughing and so does Adam, the crowd starts up
laughing.
Adam: She's got more jokes than you Triple-B
Bradley: HAHA, I'm gonna have to remember some of these.
Jason: So you don't think he's stupid?
Star: NO, He's not stupid, he's just possessed by a retarded ghost.
Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHA
The crowd starts falling out laughing.
Star: And Jase, you know I tried, I tried to see things from his
point of view, but I just can't get my head that FAR UP MY ASS!
The cameras show Adam and Bradley and they have all but left their
booth from laughing so hard.
Star: *laughing a little* But honestly though, in all honesty.
That's a nice shirt he has on in that picture. I wonder what brand
it is...
Jason: CLEARANCE!
Star, The Outlaws, Adam, Bradley, and the whole audience burst out
into a balling fit of uncontrollable laughter.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, That sounds like you Adam. Let me look
at the tag on that ridiculously dumb shirt you're wearing.
Adam: HA HA HA, very funny. I think the comedians are on stage
though.
Star: talk about UGLY, look at his face again. Look at his lips,
they look like something a girl would have down... NEVER MIND!
The Crowd: OH SHIT!
Bradley: HA HA, PUSSY LIPS.
The Crowd: STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR...
Bradley: OH YEAH, STAR, STAR, STAR...
Star is smiling as everyone is chanting her name.
Star: I mean, everyone has their right to be ugly, but Jesus this
fucker done abused the privilege.
Bradley: HA HA, he is ugly.
Star: Jase, if our dog looked like that, I'd shave his ass, and make
him walk backwards.
Sassy was trying to take a sip of water and she spit it out all over
the set and she falls to the floor laughing. We see the camera pan
the audience and we see people spawled out laughing next to one
another laughing hard as hell.
Bradley: HAHAHAHA MY RIBS HURT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!
Star: No, here's the crazy part here. He says that he's dating Pro
Wrestling Magazine's owner Vidalia Rainwater.
Jason: Uh-huh, I heard.
Star: Well fire up that JasonTron and show her picture.
Then we see a picture of Vidalia on the JasonTron
[Main Event picture 2]
All of the guys in the audience clamor over her.
Bradley: YIPPY SKIPPY
Adam: Calm down Bradley.
Bradley: THAT'S A HOT BABE!
Adam: and she has more money than you ever will.
Jason: She's hot...
Star: Excuse me.
The Crowd: OOHH!
Jason: Not as hot as you of course, but I mean damn, can I give her
some props. I mean she does jock the American Outlaws, she always
gives us cool as shout outs in the magazine. Even when we were heel.
Star: That is true, but that's not the point.
Jason: then what it?
Star: I have a picture of Dawg's actual girlfriend.
Jason: you do, do you?
Star: feast your eyes on the JasonTron
Then on the JasonTron we see a picture of an overweight woman
[Main Event picture 3]
Star: and what does Dawg's girlfriend say?
Then we see on the JasonTron the picture has the woman saying "CHA-
CHA BITCH"
[Main Event picture 4]
Everyone in the audience starts falling out laughing.
Jason: DAYUM, I HEARD THEY LIKE `EM THICK IN SALEM.
Bradley: HAHAHAHAHA, it's true, isn't that Trailer Park Country?
There's like 10 people that live in Salem. Cannon's girlfriend has
more chins then there are people who live in Salem.
Adam laughs.
Jason: *still laughing* Okay Star, you have had your ranting time
Sassy: And it was funny as hell.
Jason: but I'm gonna end this with a little poem.
Star: A poem?
Jason: yes, check it out...
Jason goes into his desk drawer and he pulls out a piece of paper.
Jason: *clears his throat* This is simply entitled "FUCK YOU"
Dawg and JFF I don't trust you/
And if you don't like it, MOTHERFUCKER... The crowd: FUCK YOU/
I wouldn't trust Dawg in a car/
You know I wouldn't trust him on a bar/
I wouldn't Trust Dawg in a dress/
[Main Event picture 5]
Everyone in the audience starts dying laughing.
Bradley: HEY LOOK ADAM, HAHAHAHAHAH, DAWG'S IN A DRESS.
I wouldn't Trust Dawg with a pair of breast/
[Main Event picture 6]
The audience can barely contain themselves. Bradley is having a
field day with this.
Although he REALLY loves the loves the kids/
I could never trust him, for a pedophile he is/
[Main Event picture 7]
The audience is done now, they are start to clear the aisle ways
because of the hilarity.
OOC: If you want to see these pictures, go to the VCW group, look in
the photos and under the file "The Main Event JasonTron pics"
And since I can't trust you/
I'LL LET CLEMSON TELL YOU FOR ME, WHEN I SAY MOTHERFUCKER
The crowd: FUCK YOU!
The crowd cheers as Jason takes a bow. Jason sits back down.
Jason: Okay, standing backstage right now reporting for the AO news
we have the ONE, THE ONLY, KIPPER JOHANNSON!
The fans all ERUPT as the JasonTron fires up one more time and we see
for the first time on VCW programming Kipper.
Kipper: Hey Jase
Jason: What up Kip dude?
Kipper: Nothing much, back here it's a as dead as a promo from Dawg
Fans laugh
Kipper: Hold on, someone just entered and it's...
The camera focuses on Jessica Lohan and the fans all LOSE THEIR MINDS
Bradley/Jason/Kipper/Star: IT'S JESS!!
Kipper: Heya Jess
Jess: Kipper? What the fuck are you doing here?
Kipper: Jase has me reporting backstage for AO news.
Jess: Reporting? Backstage? And this camera? Don't tell me. OH MY
GOD, JASE IS DOING ANOTHER MAIN EVENT, AND I'M ON IT!
Kipper: yes you are Jess.
Jess: As Jase would say, that is cool ASS! So Jase what made you
decide to do this at Hell's Highway of all places?
Jason: I had to find a way to shake shit up around here. Ross gave
me the suggestion and I followed through on it.
Jess: That is so cool.
Jess then looks off camera
Jess: Oh my GOD, what the FUCK are YOU doing here?
Then the camera turns around to show...
POPPY
QUAYLE
The Fans all ERUPT and Chad gets excited.
Poppy: I was invited, Jessy
Jess: By whom?
Jason: By me, as a surprise for Chad.
Chad: Really? Oh Shit, thanks dude. But baby, are you feeling
alright.
Poppy: How about I show you how I'm feeling.
Jason: POPPY QUAYLE, COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON OUT!
Poppy smiles at Jess
Poppy: I'll see you later!
Poppy exits and Jess looks into the camera
Jess: That bitch don't want no more of me.
The AO Experience fires up their rendition of "Cherry Blossom girl"
as Poppy Quayle walks out to a huge ovation.
Bradley: WHOA, POPPY QUAYLE IS HOT TOO!
Adam: Calm down tiger.
Poppy walks over to Chad and places the longest, most passionate kiss
on him. Then, she sits on Chad's lap.
Poppy: I got the best seat in the house.
Chad looks down at her ass
Chad: you got that right.
Everyone starts laughing.
Jason: Okay, lets get down to business. My three, count `em three
guest tonight. Two of them are in the Main Event with me, and one
just had to be here. GIVE IT UP, CHEER OR BOO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK,
FOR SKID ROW, FREDRICK AINSWORTH AND
PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VANCE!!
All 3 men walk out together, but they seem as if they want to provoke
each other to swing and start a fight. Ainsworth bumps into Skid,
and Skid shoves Ainsworth into Vance. Vance shoves Ainsworth back.
Ainsworth shoves Skid.
Jason: hey, hey, HEY. There will be NONE OF THAT SHIT on the Main
Event.
Skid: Hey Jason, Star, how the hell can you be out here talking bad
about Dawg...
Fans boo Skid
Skid: And not have me out here with y'all, I got some jokes on his
ass too.
Fans start cheering him loudly
Skid: Put that picture back up there.
[Main Event picture 1]
Skid: For real you see his lips? They look like girl's lips with
fucking lipstick on! And those ears!!! Damn them shits are bigger
than my feet and I have a size 12 shoe
The audience is rolling again.
Bradley: HAHA, I didn't know Skid was this funny.
Skid: You know Dawg is the reason that 200+thousand died in the
tsunami
Star: How so?
Skid: He heard the fucking thing days before it came to shore and
said nothing!
Max with the drum roll, and everyone laughs HARD at that joke.
Skid: Dawg should stop bitching...after all he could be a millionaire
Jason: Really?
Skid: He could use then ears to make hyperspace contact with
extraterrestrials for NASA
The audience is on the verge of throwing up from laughing so hard.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,LOOK AT HIS EARS ADAM, THEY LOOK LIKE SKIS.
Jason: (laughing) Okay, that's it. No more Dawg jokes.
Star: Okay, well I have a JFF joke. Well it's not really a joke it's
more like the truth.
Jason: *sarcastically* Enlighten me Star.
Star: I sense Sarcasm. But anyway, you know how Jerri used to follow
me around all the time, like a lost puppy?
Jason: Star, let's not talk bad about our little one, but yeah.
Star: Well one time she told me, that at a party one time she saw,
JFF, Joss, and Spine Jerk all talking to some men. 3 guys in
particular.
Jason: Hold up, they weren't...
Star: Yes, they were checking them out. So, they went upstairs with
these 3 guys. Jerri tells me, that they were up there for a while.
So she happened to bypass on room, and she hears Joss. And Joss is
screaming, then she bypasses the other room, and she hears Spine Jerk.
Jason: Was he screaming also?
Star: No, he was giggling.
Jason: Giggling?
Star: yeah, Giggling.
The audience is hanging on Star's every word by now
Star: So she walks past another room, and she didn't hear anything,
which was quite odd she told me.
Jason: How so?
Star: let me finish telling you. Okay, so the next morning Jerri
asks Joss, why was she screaming? Joss told her "because it hurt,
sis"
Jason: What hurt? *thinking about it* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, I got
it.
Jason as well as the outlaws and the audience starts laughing
Star: Hehehe, she asked Spine Joke, why was he giggling? He told
her "*imitating Spine Jerk* well Jerri, quite frankly, that Son of a
bitch tickled"
The audience is rolling now
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT TICKLED ADAM, IT TICKLED! HAHA
Star: So she asked J, "Why didn't I hear anything out of your room?"
Star starts laughing, and the audience gets behind her.
"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."
Jason starts laughing as well
Jason: what did he say? (laughs a little more)
Star: He said *laughs a little more* "*imitating JFF* Well Jerri, My
mother always told me... to never talk with my... MOUTH FULL!"
Outlaws/Crowd/Bradley/Adam: OH SHIT!
Then everyone starts bursting out in tears laughing.
Bradley: I CAN'T... *laughing* I CAN'T BREATHE... *laughing* LAUGHING
TOO HARD!
After the laughter dies down.
Ainsworth: I don't know why I'm out here. I agree with Star on JFF,
I can't stand that fuck, but I don't know why you guys are dissing
Dawg. Dawg is great for this business.
Jason: SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSWORTH!
Star: Hey Freddy, what's the difference between you and The Memorial
Stadium tonight?
Ainsworth: The difference is, I'm better than every Jerkass in here
and I know it.
Ainsworth laughs
Star: no, the difference is YOU'VE BOTH SOLD OUT!
Fans cheer.
Jason: Hey Ainsworth, how are things with you and The "A" Team?
Ainsworth: Everything is great.
Star: DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS?
Nasty: OH JESUS
The crowd starts cracking up over Star.
Ainsworth: Star, shut the hell up. Or I'll...
Star: You'll what? You can't beat me.
Ainsworth: Says who?
Star: Says the Star Treatment, that's who.
Ainsworth: You got lucky that night.
Star: I made you tap, and I did it in 2 minutes 57 seconds.
Skid laughs
Ainsworth: What the fuck are you laughing at? If I recall, I did
beat you for that belt.
Skid: What the Riot title? Dude, half of VCW jumped my ass, and they
saved your ass. Fred-dick, you couldn't beat me, if I was a drum pad
and you were a drum stick.
Ainsworth: Regardless of what you say or think JERKASS, the bottom
line is this, I whooped your ASS, and Star is next.
Star: BRING IT BITCH!
Ainsworth: You two are not on my level, I'm in the main event
fighting for the VCW World title. I don't need to respond to mid-
carders.
Peter: Well will you respond to me chump.
Jason: Ooohhhhhh, he "CHUMPED" you out, just now Freddy.
Fredrick: Vance, I slap that stupid look off of your face, You
fucking Jerkass. You're worse than this town's college teams.
Fans boo loudly.
Peter: Well Fredrick, I'm sorry you feel that way, because after
tonight I will be the 2-time VCW World Champ.
Jason: Oh really, I have a size 13 and a can of BEAT ASS that says
differently.
Skid: You know I was just thinking... If Fredrick wins, that should
make me automatic number one contender.
Star: How the fuck you figure.
Jason: He ain't winning, but please enlighten me.
Skid: Must I show you how I whipped his ass again.
Star: No, don't waste our time, because I whipped his ass worse. I
made him tap, and as a matter of fact, I made YOU tap TOO SKID!
The Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Skid: Whatever, I pinned your shoulders to the mat.
Star: but I MADE YOU TAP! I made you TAP, and I made Ainsworth TAP.
If anyone should be the number one contender it should be ME!
Skid: What ever, BITCH
Star: Who the fuck you calling BITCH, you BITCH?
Jason: (jumping up) DON'T YOU FUCKING CALL MY WIFE A BITCH, YOU
FUCKING FAG.
Adam: UH-OH, THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN
Jason gets up in Skid's face and Star has gotten up in Skid's face.
But then we see some people moving through the crowd. The Outlaws
have jumped up. Then the camera focuses on Bino B
Bino: Haha, I see the guys who jumped us last week are ready to kill
each other. That's good, because since we weren't invited to this
little party we might as well crash it.
Skid turns around to face Bino, we see Shank, Leroy, C.C., and Tommy
Bino: Jason Snow, this is your program right? So why weren't we
invited?
Jason: First of all...
The Crowd: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Bino: You know me, I got by the name of Bi...
Jason: WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN AND HAVE A NICE CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The crowd fucking LOSES IT
"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON"
Jason: I'm all amped up for a fight. IS IT A FIGHT THAT YE WANT SOUP-
NUTZ?
Bino: Soup-Nu...
Jason: WELL IF IT'S A FIGHT THAT YE, WANT THEN THE MAIN EVENT SHALT...
The Crowd: BEAT... THINE... ASS...
Right then The Outlaws, Skid, Ainsworth, and Vance all jump on the
Perpetrators. We see them destroy the set of "The Main Event", Star
nails Bino with a "Main Event" Power Bomb through Jason's Desk.
Jason nails Shank with a Nasty Conclusion. Max Power drives C.C.
Sassy grabs Star's guitar and smashes Leroy with it. Skid, Ainsworth
and Vance all start stomping away on Tommy. We see April, and Misty
just standing in the back watching the carnage, not wanting to get
involved. Then one-by-one we see the perps tossed off of the stage.
Then Fredrick looks at Skid and he nails Skid, but Star nails
Ainsworth, and the three of them start fighting. Then Jason looks at
Vance and Jason starts wailing on him. Right now the crowd is eating
all of this shit up. Fights breaking out everywhere and everyone
loves it. Star, tosses Ainsworth into the crowd, Skid goes after
him. Jason tosses Vance into the crowd. Jason and Star make it back
to the set (which is all fucked up now). Jason looks around
Jason: DAYUM, you guys FUCKED my set up.
Star: Eh, Ross'll fix it up.
Jason: Haha, BUT FOR NOW...
The Crowd starts up because they know what's coming next...
Jason: IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES, AND CLEMSON,
SOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROLINA.
The Crowd: YOU... ARE... INVITED...
We start with a blank screen. Then static, then the VCW logo fades in
through the static. With a simple caption underneath...
"Vigilante Championship Wrestling -
- Where The Bullshit Stops!"
We cut to a deserted highway. No cars, nothing. Just a strip of road
in
the middle of nowhere. We then hear the guitar riff of
Nirvana's "Heart
Shaped Box", and we start to move forward, as a voiceover begins...
Voiceover: All journeys are arduous. However, when the journey leads
you straight through hell, then that journey becomes all the more
demanding..."
The road moves forward, and along the way, we notice that the sun in
front of us begins to set, and we see in the road, images of various
VCW
wrestlers as the lyrics of "Heart Shaped Box" begin...
"She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak"
An image of Jessica Lohan and the FFC...
"I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks"
Images of Krissy, Amber and the Heartbreakers...
"I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap"
An image of Mark Sanders hauling ass on Mack "The Monster" Taylor...
"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back..."
And Taylor returning the favour to Sanders...
Then as the chorus hits, we see Star and Hamato Saki in various
situations...
"Hey! Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice..."
Then we see fleeting images of the men involved in the Iron Man Title
match...
"Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet"
Albatross, Rage, Kaos, CA, David Young and David Ahrens...
"Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath"
Nightmare, Phantasm, Donk Tyler, Dice Morgan, Brian Hartman and Byson
Brutal...
"Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black"
Then we see "Sexy" Sarah Twilight, S&M and Christine Messier, all
in
poses beside ladders...
"Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back"
And Amy Starr, Jayne Johnson, Maria Johnson and Dy-Nasty in similar
poses...
Then we cut to a picture of the VCW World Tag Team Titles... and
rolling images of Chad & Danny, the Adams Boyz, Blade & Grayson, the
BK Boyz
and the Castle Plains Society roll through...
"Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice"
By now, we reach an instrumental interlude in the song, and we more
insane action from various VCW wrestlers...
By now, the sunset has turned the sky into a deep red. And by now,
there is nothing alive. And some brush and cacti at the side of the
road
bursts into flames...
Then we return to the slower basic riff of the song, as it reaches a
final verse... as we see Jason Snow and Big Nasty, The Rude Crew and
Corporate America...
"She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak"
Then we cut to rolling images of Sassy Lassy, B.B. The Thug Girl,
Saundra Gates, Mistress, Jesse Vance-Young and Ms Kim...
"I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks"
Then images of Max Power, Shane Johnson and Jay Vance...
"I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap"
Nemesis, J.M. Baddwin, J-Smove, Mick Johnson, Jake Johnson, Pretty
Boys, Jon and Luc and Scott Williams...
"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back..."
Then we see the VCW World Heavyweight Title, and it pulls back to see
that it is around the waist of Jason Snow. We then see Jason in
action...
"Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice"
We then cut to Fredrick Ainsworth in various situations...
"Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice"
Then we see Peter Vance in action...
Hey!
Wait!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice
Your advice
Your advice..."
We then reach the end of this road, as it merges into the dirt. And
the
voiceover pipes up...
V/O: The journey along Hell's Highway, is not for the weak...
And we fade out.
We see some beautiful colored and extremely LOUD pyrotechnics go off,
BOOM pyro hits the ring, BOOM pryo hits all up the aisle way igniting
it on fire. Then BOOM pyro hits the Hell's Highway logo and comes
down and KABOOM pyro and fire ignite from the stage. As we pan the
audience and we see those RABID VCW fans we've all been hearing
about.
Adam: A NIGHT LEGENDS WILL BE MADE, AND BONES NOT DREAMS WILL BE
BROKEN. WELCOME TO VCW'S FIRST EVER PAY-PER VIEW, HELL'S HIGHWAY!
THE MEMORIAL STADIUM HAS BEEN SOLD OUT FOR MONTHS IN ANTICIPATION OF
PROBABLY THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE DECADE! MY NAME IS ADAM CAYLE AND
BESIDE ME IS MY BROADCAST PARTNER TRIPLE-B "BEAUTIFUL" BRADLEY
BROOKES
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT ADAM, AND WELCOME TO HELL'S HIGHWAY FOLKS. WHAT
A HELL OF A JUMPSTART TO OUR PROGRAM TOO.
Adam: YES, THAT MAIN EVENT SEGMENT HAS SET THE STANDARD FOR THIS SHOW
AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT WE WILL TAKE IT FROM THEIR AND GO OVER THE
TOP WITH IT.
Bradley: We have something going on in the ring Adam.
Adam: well then let's go there then
In the ring we see Mr. Ross, Ms. Russo, Matt Danger, and Richard
Crawford all with Microphones.
"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW…"
Mr. Ross: CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA, WELCOME TO HELL'S HIGHWAY!
The fans get ROWDY AS ONLY VCW FANS CAN!
Mr. Ross: Tonight you will see in this very ring tonight for a chance
to face the VCW Women's Champion 2 times, 10 women, competing in a
ladder match. Over top of the ring will be a golden ticket, if you
manage to snag that ticket down, you, Masta Suzie, you, Sarah
Twilight, you, Miss Katy, you, Maria Johnson, you, Jayne Johnson,
you, Amy Starr, you, Christie, you, Christine Messier, you, Dy-Nasty,
or you, Roxanne will have the opportunity to become the next Woman's
Champion.
Fans cheer
Ms. Russo: Next we have for you the 15-Minute inaugural VCW Iron Man
title match. First man to gain a fall will become the Iron man
champion, but over the next how ever many minutes left, you will be
the target. So tell me Rage, Kaos, Brian Hartman, Byson Brutal, Donk
Tyler, David Ahrens, Nightmare, Phantasm, Dice Morgan, Cerebral
Assassin, David Young, Albatross… will you leave this stadium tonight
as the Iron Man champion? Only time well, 15 minutes will tell.
And Oh did I mention that the 24-7 rule is in effect for the Iron Man
title? If I didn't… SOOOOOOOOORRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!
Fans laugh and Cheer
Matt: Next we have Sinister *fans boo* vs. Curt Benjamin
fans CHEER LOUDLY
Richard: Well the hell kind of match promo is that? Let me show you
son how it's done. Okay you Clemson pukes *fans boo LOUDLY* Next we
have on the list a match that The Crawford Family will be winning
when Ms. Kim takes the VCW Women's championship and beats the Holy
Hell out of Jesse Vance-Young *Huge Cheers*, Saundra Gates *Cheers*,
B.B. *Huge Cheers*, Mistress *HUGE BOOS* and Sassy Lassy
Cheers for Sassy are off the meter
"SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY…"
Mr. Ross: Next we have for you the triple threat tables match for the
VCW North American tag championships, As we will see The Rude Crew
*Cheers* take on Corporate America *BOOS* and THE VCW NORTH AMERICAN
TAG CHAMPIONS THE BIG NASTY AND "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW
Jason has the biggest POP of the night thus far
"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…"
Ms. Russo: Next you will see my creation as The Blitz Creek match
will take place and settle a score between two rival factions. As we
will have the team of KD, Marz, Ms. Payne, and "The Real J-Lo"
Jessica Lohan take on The Heartbreakers "Hot Ass" Amy Lane and her
sister Jennifer Lane along with Krissy and Amber.
Fans cheer
Matt: By the way SCREW YOU RICHARD
Fans cheer as Richard gets upset
Matt: Anyway, Next we will see Nemesis, Cell Block, Scott Williams, J-
Smove, and JM Baddwin in a match that Dick Crawford over here
created. It's called…
Richard: IT'S THE DAMN HELL'S HIGHWAY MATCH, YOU FUCKING MORON.
The fans: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Richard: ANYWAY, After that another member of The Crawford Family
will be leaving with some gold as Hamato Saki will whip Star's ass
and bring home that T.V. title.
Fans boo a little then they start chanting "STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR,
STAR, STAR..." Richard holds his ears because the place is getting
so loud.
Adam: You see who the fans want to win that match.
Bradley: It's not about the fans tonight, it's about The Crawford
Family.
Mr. Ross: Now, we will see in this ring tonight two monsters of
technical wrestling go one on one with each other as Mack "The
Monster" Taylor goes one on one with Mark Sanders in AN ULTIMATE
GRUDGE MATCH!
Fans cheer for that one.
Ms. Russo: And for the VCW World Tag Team Championships, we will see
The Adams Boyz *huge boos* Blade and Grayson *huge boos* The BK Boys
*cheers* The CPS *boos* trying to get those belts away from... THE
GREATEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME DANNY HARRIS AND CHAD RICHARDSON.
The fans go APESHIT with cheers as the ladies are cheering and the
guys are barking.
Bradley: MAN, they love The Outlaws everywhere we go.
Richard: Now, for the VCW North American Title we will see in the
first ever "Stairway to Heaven" match in which there will be a 50 ft
high Steel cage, and over the top of that cage will be a Scaffold.
You have to climb that Scaffold up to the rafters and claim your
prize the VCW North American title. This match will feature Jay
Vance *boos* Shane Johnson *Cheers, a lot from the ladies though* and
MAX POWER
The roof comes off one more time
"MAX, MAX, MAX, MAX, MAX, MAX..."
Bradley: DAMN IT'S LOUD IN HERE!
Mr. Ross: AND YOUR MAIN EVENT AT THIS THE FIRST OF MANY VCW PAY-PER
VIEWS WILL BE FOR THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! WE WILL
SEE PETER VANCE *Cheers* FREDRICK AINSWORTH *LOUDEST BOOS of the
night*
"AINSWORTH SUCKS, AINSWORTH SUCKS, AINSWORTH SUCKS, AINSWORTH
SUCKS..."
Mr. Ross: AND... *the fans start up* THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION, "THE MAIN EVENT" JASSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
The Crowd: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
"MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT..."
Adam: NOW THIS IS LOUD!
Bradley: YES HELL IT IS!
Mr. Ross waits for the crowd to settle down.
Mr. Ross: SO CLEMSON, LET'S GET THIS SHOW STARTED. WELCOME... TO...
HELL'S... HIGHWA...
Ms. Russo snatches Mr. Ross' mic, leaving him looking perplexed.
Rebecca: Before we get this started Mr. Ross, I have been with you a
long time. I've seen you conduct business, and I've seen you make
Million dollar deals. I've always admired you from afar. I've had
these feelings inside of me that I can't shake.
Mr. Ross gives Ms. Russo an intent look.
Rebecca: Pretty much what I am saying Mr. Ross is I LOVE YOU, and I
have always loved you for a very long time.
The Crowd: HOLY SHIT
Rebecca: I know it's silly but I just need to know how you feel about
me. I need to know if this thing could work between us.
Mr. Ross picks his microphone up and fans start chanting...
"SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT..."
Mr. Ross: Well... Becky. I guess you've been waiting a long time to
hear this and now, I'm about to tell you. Rebecca Russo, I, Albert
T. Ross, LOVES Y...
Mr. Ross is then interrupted by...
Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
'bout now
'bout now
'bout now
The Whole Stadium is rocking as "The Rockafeller Skank" by Fatboy
Slim plays over the PA. Mr. Ross, Ms. Russo, Matt, and Richard all
look toward the stage as a woman who looks like she's Mr. Ross' age
comes walking out. The fans have no clue who she is, but Mr. Ross
and Ms. Russo have that "Oh Fuck" look on their faces.
Bradley: Who's that Adam?
Adam: I have no clue Trips.
Bradley: Don't ever call me Trips.
This woman gets a microphone from Charles Holcomb and makes her way
into the ring.
Woman: HELLO CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA
The fans cheer
Woman: Allow me to introduce myself
Mr. Ross: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE DIAMOND?
Adam: Diamond?
Bradley: Who's Diamond?
Woman: Well since Albert here has been so kind to tell you my first
name, allow me to tell you my full name. My name is Diamond... ROSS
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Your name: Star
Email Address: [email protected]
Wrestler's name: Diamond Ross
Gender: Female
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 128
Age: ???
Hailing from: Los Angeles, California (Originally from New York, NY)
Entrance Music: The Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim
Face/Heel/Neutral: Face
Finisher (describe it): none (She doesn't wrestle, she's part owner
of the company.
Alternate finisher/moves:
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
Gimmick/Story behind wrestler:
Well if it isn't Mr. Albert T. Ross' ex-wife. She has chosen to come
back into his life because he looks like he's having entirely too
much fun. As a result of the divorce proceedings Mrs. Ross is
entitled to half of everything Mr. Ross owns (Should've had me sign a
pre-nump) Her first order of business was to get her daughter the
spotlight she needed to shine.
Any comments, questions or concerns please email the owner:
[email protected]
The fans all gasp
Mrs. Ross: That's right, I am Albert's ex-wife, so please refer to me
as Mrs. Ross.
Adam: WHAT A SHOCKER, MR. ROSS HAS OR HAD A WIFE!
Richard: And why should we call YOU Mrs. Ross, if you are not married
to this man anymore.
Mrs. Ross: Simple, I own HALF of everything Albert owns, so naturally
I OWN HALF of VCW
The fans all gasp AGAIN
Mrs. Ross: So if you want to keep your job Richard you'll do as I say.
Richard backs off.
Mr. Ross: Why are you doing this? Why are you torturing me?
Mrs. Ross: Well you looked like you were having TOO much fun with
VCW, so I just decided to drop by and pay a little visit.
Mr. Ross: And that's it? Nothing else right?
Mrs. Ross: Well I wanted to also make a few changes around here.
Mr. Ross: OH NO, NO YOU DON'T
Mrs. Ross: Oh yes, yes I do. You see I have the ability to make
decisions around here, I am you co-owner in this company remember?
Right now Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo are both seething.
Mr. Ross: I hate you, I hate you so much.
Mrs. Ross: First things first. I'm adding a match to this pay per
view
Fans ERUPT in cheer
Adam: HOT DAMN
Mr. Ross: YOU CAN'T DO THAT, DAMMIT DIAMOND YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Adam: I THINK SHE JUST DID ALBERT.
Bradley: You better watch how you talk to him Adam. That's the owner
of the company.
Adam: Co-owner. And I don't kiss his ass like you do.
Mrs. Ross: This match will take place right now, so would the first
contestant please come out.
Then we hear...
Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
See you later
I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide
[Chorus:]
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're Headstrong
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can't give everything away
I won't give everything away
Adam: Hey wait a minute, that's the theme music for...
Then J.T. comes out to the ramp as the whole place gets ELECTRIC
Adam: THAT'S J.T., J.T. IS HERE FOLKS!
Bradley: Yeah and it's her debut match, we've seen a lot of talk from
her, now let's see some action.
J.T. makes her way to the ring as the fans all chant for her.
"J.T., J.T., J.T., J.T., J.T., J.T..."
Mr. Ross: Okay, I like this, I like her, I'm feeling this. Okay good
luck finding an opponent.
Mrs. Ross: Oh, I have an opponent. And a very suitable one in fact.
See J.T. HAS been appearing at the house shows, but she hasn't been
in a match yet. So this makes J.T. a debutant. I have another
Debutant, SO WILL YOU PLEASE HIT HER MUSIC.
Then we hear...
California love!
Mr. Ross stares at the ramp way with a very intrigued look on his
face.
Adam: Who is this coming out?
Bradley: If I knew I'd tell you.
California...knows how to party
California...knows how to party
In the citaaay of L.A.
In the citaaay of good ol' Watts
In the citaaay, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!
Verse One: Dr. Dre
Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat
the state where ya never find a dance floor empty
And pimps be on a mission for them greens
lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends
I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes
ever since honeys was wearin sassoon
Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me
Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace
It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay
Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay
Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way
Dre puttin it down for
Californ-i-a
California...knows how to party
California...knows how to party
In the citaaay of L.A.
In the citaaay of good ol' Watts
In the citaaay, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin
Dr. Dre: make it shake, uh
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it mama
Shake it Cali
Shake it shake it baby
Shake it shake it shake it shake it...
The Whole arena is rocking to California love as a pretty, young
looking lady comes out. Mr. Ross sees who it is and he IMMEDIATELY
gets MAD.
Mr. Ross: NO, NO WAY IN HELL IS SHE WRESTLING TONIGHT OR ANYTIME IN
VCW!
Adam: Who is she?
Bradley: I don't know
Mrs. Ross: AND J.T.'S OPPONENT FOR THIS ONE ON ONE MATCH UP IS...
MINE AND ALBERT'S DAUGHTER, JENNY ROSS.
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Your name: Star
Email Address: [email protected]
Wrestler's name: Jenny Ross
Gender: Female
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 125
Age: 18
Hailing from: Los Angeles, CA (originally from New York, NY)
Entrance Music: California Love by Tupac f/ Dr. Dre
Face/Heel/Neutral: Neutral
Finisher (describe it): Jenny-go-round: She leaps off of the ropes
and hits you with a frankensteiner and flips you into a pin. (Think
Rey Mysterio's finisher, not the 619, the one he does after it)
Alternate finisher/moves:
1) The Spear
2) Triple jump Moonsault
3) Springboard DDT
4) Sleeper hold drop
5) F-5
Gimmick/Story behind wrestler:
Mr. Ross' baby girl. Mr. Ross doesn't want her wrestling though, he
always looks at her as daddy's little girl. But she wants to prove
herself on Daddy's finest stage, VCW. She is really close to her
mother, but she loves her parents equally even though they are split
up. She mixes a nice array of strength moves with high flying
skills, she has been trained by some of the best in a very short time
as she is not to long out of High School.
Any comments, questions or concerns please email the owner:
[email protected]
The crowd is stunned and they go LOCO for Jenny
"JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY..."
Adam: HOT DAMN, SHE'S THEIR DAUGHTER.
Bradley: WHAT IS THIS THE NIGHT OF SURPRISES? She is hot though.
Mrs. Ross: Okay Albert, let's go to the booth to help call this one.
Mr. Ross: DAMMIT, SHE'S NOT WRESTLING HERE TONIGHT.
Jenny gets a mic
Jenny: Dad, I can do it. And I'm gonna prove to you that I can be a
wrestler. And I won't stop until I become a champion here in VCW.
Mr. Ross: YOU JUST GOT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL!
Then Ms. Russo tugs on Mr. Ross to leave the ring and let his
daughter wrestle. Matt and Richard exit up the ramp way while
pushing and shoving each other. Mr. Ross, Ms. Russo, and Mrs. Ross
all join Adam and Bradley in the booth.
Adam: Well I'd like to welcome the owners of VCW to the broadcast
booth
Mr. Ross: Can it Cayle, first and foremost, fuck you Diamond.
Mrs. Ross: You had your time with me, and I must say I've had more
fun putting my pants on.
Mr. Ross: I hate you, I hate your guts. Everything I worked for, you
came right into my life and took half of it. Now you're loaded and
all you did was lay... on your back. You disgust me.
Mrs. Ross: I'm glad to see you are still such a sweet talker Albert,
but no, I will not take you back.
Adam: Uh, I do believe we have a match starting.
Clifford Burns comes from out of the back and he slides into the
ring, and Melvin Ackerman rings the bell.
Adam: NOW LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
<< >> HELL'S HIGHWAY
<< V >> Debutants Clash
<< C >> J.T. vs.
<< W >> Jenny Ross
<< >>
Collar and elbow tie up, J.T. gets Jenny into an arm bar, reverse by
Jenny, J.T. rolls through and reverses the reversal and she's back on
the offensive with the arm bar. Jenny with a single leg take down
into a front face head lock. J.T. manages to get up and Jenny
switches to a side head lock. J.T. powers out into a top wrist
lock, which she switches into a hammer lock. Jenny pats her arm then
reverses into a hammer lock of her own, into a drop toe hold. Jenny
floats over into a front face lock, but J.T. very quickly flips out
and locks Jenny into a hammerlock on the mat. J.T. switches Jenny
over and locks her other arm into a pinning combination. Burns
checks the shoulders, and makes the count
ONE
TWO
Jenny kicks out
The Crowd: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
J.T. nips up and backs away, Jenny is back on her feet also and they
have a mini stare down, the crowd cheers for that great display of
technical wrestling we have just witnessed. J.T. is getting the bulk
of the cheers as she was the aggressor in that exchange.
Adam: WOW, did you see that Mr. Ross? You've got to be impressed by
that.
Mr. Ross: You know Diamond, it's quite fitting that you chose "The
Rockafeller Skank" as your theme song.
Mrs. Ross: Oh really? Why is that?
Mr. Ross: Simple, because I am the closest thing to Rockafeller that
you will ever get, and yes, for 10 and a half years, you were MY
SKANK!
Adam: That's not right Mr. Ross
Mrs. Ross: I'm used to this Adam, it doesn't bother me. It's just
his way of saying how much he misses me.
Mr. Ross: WHATEVER... Skank.
Adam: O...kay back to the action.
Another collar and elbow tie up, J.T. places Jenny in a side
headlock. Jenny pushes J.T. back to the ropes and sends her in the
opposite direction. J.T. bounces back and nails Jenny with a big
shoulder block which takes her down to the mat. J.T. runs into the
ropes, and we see a drop down by Jenny, J.T. leaps over top of her
and bounces off of the opposite ropes. Jenny sees J.T. with a head
of steam and she leap frogs over J.T. , Jenny then bounces off of the
ropes, we see J.T. turn around and leap frog over Jenny. Jenny
comes back, J.T. does a split *guys cheer* and ducks down, Jenny
stops and attempts a leg drop to the back of her head. J.T. moves
and attempts a front ensiguri, Jenny ducks backwards and both girls
get up to their knees. J.T. tries to get her feet under her, but
Jenny with a single leg sweep on J.T. sends her crashing to the mat,
Jenny attempts an elbow, J.T. moves, J.T. attempts a flipping leg
drop, and Jenny moves, both girls get up to a vertical base and have
another mini stare down. And the crowd applauds even LOUDER this
time as J.T. points to Jenny.
Rebecca: As against this match as I am, I must say during this early
going, I am very much impressed by Jenny.
Adam: So am I.
Bradley: What? Are you against this match too Adam?
Adam: No I'm not against this match. I am impressed by Jenny.
Mrs. Ross: Jenny has studied with some of the best.
Mr. Ross: Oh shut up Diamond. You make me sick.
Another collar and elbow tie up and J.T. backs Jenny into the ropes,
J.T. slings Jenny off of the ring ropes, when Jenny comes back to the
center of the ring she is greeted with a flying head scissors from
J.T. J.T. quickly leaps to the top rope and attempts a flying frog
splash. Jenny moves out of the way sending J.T. crashing sternum
first into the mat. Jenny then runs under the ring rope and stands
on the apron facing J.T. in the ring. When J.T. makes it to her feet
Jenny leaps onto the ropes but she slips and falls on her face as she
attempts some type of offense on her opponent. And believe me these
rabid VCW fans let her have it.
"YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP…"
Mr. Ross: Studied with the best huh? YOU SEE THAT DIAMOND? DO YOU
SEE THAT?
Mrs. Ross: She's just a little nervous is all.
Mr. Ross: Nervous huh? You are so FULL OF SHIT.
J.T. laughs a little as she picks Jenny up and tosses her across the
ring into the ropes. Upon Jenny's return she is sent airborne, when
she falls back down J.T. nails her with a vicious Stunner. J.T.
covers, Burns with the count.
ONE
TWO
NO, Jenny kicks out
The Crowd: TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
J.T. picks Jenny up and attempts a bulldog, Jenny slips out and J.T.
goes into the turnbuckle. J.T. turns around and Jenny attempts a
spear, J.T. leap frogs over Jenny and Jenny smashes her shoulder into
the ring post. J.T. grabs Jenny from behind and she drops her in a
German Suplex. J.T. holds onto Jenny, she rolls up and WHAM, drops
her in another German. J.T. holds on one more time, and CRASH, she
sends Jenny flying with a release German Suplex.
Adam: SHADES OF CHRIS BENIOT!
Mr. Ross: I can't watch.
Jenny falls directly in the middle of the ring, as J.T. gets up and
signals to the crowd that the end is near. J.T. ascends to the top
rope, and she attempts a Swan Dive but Jenny moves out of the way,
sending J.T. CRASHING down to the mat face first. J.T. looks as if
she's in pain. Jenny pulls herself up and J.T. does the same, but
just as J.T. is getting up Jenny runs into the ropes that are near
J.T. and she springboards off of the second rope and nails J.T. with
a DDT.
Adam: SPRINGBOAD DDT.
Rebecca: I think she's got her, she should cover and go for the pin.
Jenny then picks J.T. up and sends her to the outside.
Bradley: UH-OH…
Adam: THEY'RE HEADED TO THE OUTSIDE!
Mr. Ross is starting to get upset now.
Mr. Ross: DAMMIT, I KNOW THEY'RE ON THE OUTSIDE, I SEE THEM. I'M NOT
BLIND YA KNOW!
Adam: I'm just doing what you pay me to do.
Mr. Ross: How about I pay you to SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Mrs. Ross: Adam pay Albert no mind.
Mr. Ross: DAMN YOU DIAMOND, If Jenny gets hurt, HER BLOOD IS ON YOUR
HANDS!
Mrs. Ross: Well then that's just something I'm gonna have to deal
with then, huh? She wanted a chance to prove herself, what better
place to do it then the grandest stage of them all, Hell's Highway?
Jenny picks up another chair and WHAM, she cleans J.T.'s clock. As
J.T. is laid out on the floor Jenny takes that chair and leaps onto
the apron. Jenny runs, tosses the chair in the air. The chair lands
on J.T.'s chest and so does Jenny as she does a Shooting Star Press
off of the ring apron onto the chair on J.T.'s chest. Jenny hurt
herself a lot with that move as she rolls off of J.T. and on the
floor in pain. Jenny somehow manages to pull herself up. Jenny then
looks underneath the ring and she pulls out a…
T
A
B
L
E
Those Rabid VCW are all ON THEIR FUCKING FEET NOW!!
"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW…"
Jenny sets the table up and off in the distance we see Mr. Ross
standing and even from afar away we can tell that He's not happy with
this. Jenny picks J.T. up and she places her on the table. Jenny
then slides into the ring and she heads for the top rope.
Mr. Ross: JENNY DON'T DO THIS, I SAID DAMMIT DON'T DO THIS!
Jenny poses to the crowd for a few seconds, giving J.T. just enough
time to leap up off of the table and hop on the apron and hook Jenny
in a front waist lock, then she sends Jenny flying from that top
turnbuckle with a over head Belly-to-Belly suplex… RIGHT THROUGH THE
TABLE.
Mr. Ross: God no, GOD NO!
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD!
Bradley: JESUS
Rebecca: Religious men, I see.
Mr. Ross: DIAMOND, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Mrs. Ross: Calm down Albert, Jenny is a tough girl.
J.T. makes the cover, Burns with the count
ONE
TWO
TH… NO, Jenny kicks out.
The crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Adam: CLOSE ONE, DAMN CLOSE!
Mrs. Ross: My heart is in my throat.
Mr. Ross: You have a heart?
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mrs. Ross: What's so funny Bradley?
Bradley: Oh nothing Mrs. Ross
Adam: HA
J.T. picks Jenny up and slides her in the ring. J.T. looks under the
ring and she pulls out another table and slides it in the ring. J.T.
also picks up that chair that was used on her earlier and she tosses
it in the ring also.
Bradley: UH-OH
Mr. Ross: What is she doing? DAMMIT, WHAT IS SHE DOING?
J.T. sets the table up and she picks a limp Jenny up and places her
on it. J.T. takes the chair and places it on Jenny's chest. Then
J.T. heads to the top rope. J.T. leaps off the top rope and connects
with a SICK ASSED FLYING FROGSPLASH onto the chair sitting on top of
Jenny, THROUGH THE DAMNED TABLE!!
Bradley: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Mr. Ross: FUCK, DAMN YOU DIAMOND, FUCK YOU DIAMOND. SHE MAY JUST
KILLED MY LITTLE GIRL!
Mrs. Ross: NO, FUCK YOU ALBERT, NOW CALM THE HELL DOWN!
J.T. rolls around on the mat in pain, but she musters up enough
strength to make a cover.
ONE
TWO
THR… NO, Jenny kicks out again.
Mr. Ross: JENNY STAY DOWN DAMMIT!
Mrs. Ross: COME ON JENNY!
Adam: Should I even attempt to call this match?
Mr. Ross: Yes hell you better. Do what I pay you for
The fans are SO INTO THIS MATCH right now. Every fan is with these
girls with every move. J.T. picks Jenny up and plants her with a
DDT. J.T. then slides the chair over and she picks Jenny up and
gives her the most VICIOUS Tombstone Piledriver onto a chair EVER on
a Pay-Per View event. J.T. makes a cover, Clifford with the count
ONE
TWO
THRE…NO, Jenny gets the shoulder up!
The crowd is really into it now. We hear dueling J.T. and Jenny
chants. One side of the stadium is cheering for J.T. while the other
side is cheering for Jenny.
"J.T., JENNY, J.T., JENNY, J.T., JENNY, J.T., JENNY…"
J.T. is looking a little frustrated.
Adam: J.T. must be thinking to herself "how can I put this girl away"
J.T. drags Jenny into the middle of the ring. And she locks Jenny in
the…
Adam: SHARPSHOOTER! SHE'S GOT HER LOCKED IN THE SHARPSHOOTER.
Mr. Ross: TAP JENNY TAP, YOU'VE PROVEN YOUR POINT, YOU ARE TOUGH,
DON'T GET INJURED.
Mrs. Ross: FIGHT IT JENNY, FIGHT IT.
Jenny tries to make it to the ropes but J.T. pulls her right back
into the center of the ring. J.T. sits down in the Sharpshooter with
nowhere for Jenny to go. Jenny tries to fight it with everything she
has, the fans are all cheering for her. Jenny has her hand up like
she's about to tap.
Bradley: SHE'S GONNA TAP, SHE'S GONNA TAP!
Mrs. Ross: NOOOOOOOOOO JENNY
Rebecca: TAP, DAMN YOU TAP!
Jenny pulls her hand down and starts fighting again. Jenny starts
beating on J.T.'s knee, and she is giving it some hard shots. After
a few more hard shots, J.T. lets go of the sharpshooter and hold onto
her knee.
Adam: HOT DAMN, SHE BROKE OUT OF THE SHARPSHOOTER!
Jenny goes over to the ropes and pulls herself up. J.T. gets up and
charges at Jenny who by the turnbuckle now. J.T. does a cartwheel
into a back flip into an attempted splash, Jenny ducks and lifts J.T.
up. J.T. lands on the top rope, she looks back, Jenny rolls out of
the way as J.T. attempts a moonsault. J.T. does the moonsault but
lands on her feet. Jenny grabs that chair and CRACK, she nails J.T.
in the back with that chair. J.T. falls to the ground in obvious
pain. Jenny sets that chair up in the middle of the ring and she
runs from one end of the ring to the other and she leaps onto the
chair, leaps onto the top rope, then does a moonsault.
Adam: TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT, SHE JUST NAILED THE TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT
Jenny makes the cover, Clifford makes the count
ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, J.T. gets the shoulder up.
Adam: MAN, THIS HAS BEEN ONE SEE/SAW BATTLE
Bradley: Now Mr. Ross, I know you must be proud of how your daughter
is handling herself in that ring right now.
Mr. Ross: I already knew she was tough, she's a ROSS DAMMIT! I just
don't want my precious little angel getting hurt. See I have a
heart, UNLIKE MY SORRY EXCUSE FOR AN EX-WIFE!
Rebecca laughs
Mrs. Ross: Find something funny Ms. Russo?
Ms. Russo: Actually, yes I…
Mrs. Ross: If you want to KEEP your job then I suggest you KEEP it
shut.
Jenny slides the chair over to where she is, she waits for J.T. to
get up, the moment she does, Jenny places her in a fireman's carry
and drops her on that chair in the…
Adam: THE F-5, THE F-5
Bradley: Right on the chair, she's got this
Jenny makes the cover, Clifford doesn't skip a beat on the count
ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, J.T. gets the shoulder up at the last millisecond.
Adam: I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT HERE!
Bradley: AND THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST MATCH
Mr. Ross: COME ON JENNY YOU CAN DO THIS
Mrs. Ross: OH NOW you believe in your daughter.
Mr. Ross: Go to HELL Diamond.
Mrs. Ross: Well I'm on the highway as we speak.
Adam laughs at that one. Jenny picks J.T. up and she sends her into
the ropes, Jenny attempts a clothesline, J.T. ducks and nails Jenny
with the DAMNDEST super kick, Jenny falls back and knocks Clifford
Burns out of the ring. J.T. doesn't see this, so she covers Jenny
thinking that the ref is going to make the count. Instead the
audience makes the count
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
J.T. looks up and she sees no ref.
Adam: This match should be over.
Bradley: Damned Clifford, he should know how to stay out of people's
way.
J.T. walks over to the ropes and looks out on the floor and she
starts yelling for Clifford to get up. Jenny has nipped back up and
she walks over to J.T. and attempts a German Suplex, Jenny flips out
of it though and nails J.T. in the back with a mid-air drop kick.
Jenny falls into the second rope. J.T. points to the crowd. And the
Crowd goes FUCKING APESHIT!!! We see a figure moving in the crowd as
J.T. prepares to bounce off of the ropes.
Adam: Who is this?
Mr. Ross: Whomever it is, if they touch my precious, THEN THEY WILL
BE FIRED!
J.T. is attempting the 619, but before she could hit it, we see
someone jump the guard railing and nail her with a glass bottle in
the face. And that person is…
THE
REAL
J-LO
JESSICA
LOHAN
Adam: MY GOD, WHAT A JEZEBEL
The fans are booing the shit out of J-Lo right now.
"J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS…"
J-Lo smiles at a down J.T. and J-Lo leaves the ring to a LOUD chorus
of boos.
Mr. Ross: What the hell are they booing for? She just did the RIGHT
thing.
Mrs. Ross: I didn't want to see this match end this way.
Adam: And Clifford is back up and he missed everything that just
happened.
Then we hear Mr. Ross clapping his hands
Mr. Ross: Good, I'm glad he missed it.
Clifford gets back into the ring, Jenny gets up and the fans are
still booing what just happened. Jenny didn't see what happened
either. But she goes out side of the ring and she perches herself on
the top rope. J.T. gets up and has blood dripping down all over the
face. When J.T. turns around, Jenny leaps off of the rope into a
frankensteiner pin.
Mrs. Ross: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! She just nailed the Jenny-go-
round.
Mr. Ross: How charming
Clifford makes the count
ONE
TWO
THREE
"California Love" hits again, and the fans give a little mixed
reaction.
Charles: The winner of this match
JJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY ROSS
Jenny raises her hands in victory and she exits the ring. We see Mr.
Ross and Ms. Russo exiting the booth.
Adam: Well folks Jay Roachester has Fredrick Ainsworth standing by.
Jay: Ok, Mr. Ainsworth any comments on you triple threat match
tonight for the VCW World Heavyweight title?
Ainsworth: First of all you little Jerkass, who the fuck are you?
Jay is ready to speak
Ainsworth: who gives a shit right, anyway, you're looking at the new
VCW World Heavyweight Champion right here. Why? Simple, I'm better
than everybody include this inbred pieces of jerkass shit here in
Clemson *fans BOO the shit out of him* and I...FUCKING...KNOW IT!
Ainsworth slams the mic back into Jay's chest, before walking off.
Adam: Despite that asshole, What a night it's been, and it's only
gonna get better. As now we set up for our Golden Ticket ladder
match.
Bradley: Oh damn, seven hot women in one ring at the
same time! I'm gonna love this!
Adam: Yes Bradley and more importantly the winner of
the match gets two shots at the VCW women's
championship! Lets turn it over to Charles Holcomb who
is in the ring now.
Charles: The following contest is our Golden Ticket
Ladder Match. The winner of this match will have two
opportunities to become VCW women's champion!
Introducing first, from San Antonio Texas....weighing
in at 130lbs......"Simply Delicious" Amy Staaaaaarr!
"Bring me to life" by Evanescence plays as the
stunning diva makes her way down to ringside, the male
fans already in an uproar.
Charles: And here opponents from Sacremento
California, Maria Joooohnson...and Jayne
Jooooooohnson!
Adam: Double Impact making their way to the ring
together, but make no mistakes about it, tonight they
are opponents, not partners!
"Get outta my dreams get into my car" by Billy Ocean
plays as the two make their way down the entrance
ramp.
"Parabola" by Tool hits as Charles introduces the next
participant.
Charles: And their opponent, from Detroit Michigan
weighing in at 125lbs......Miiiiss Kaaaatyyyyy!
As Miss Katy makes her way down to the ring the male
fans whoot and whistle. Going gaga.
Adam: Notice how Miss Katy and Masta Suzie are not
coming to the ring together....they know full well
it's every woman for themselves.
Bradley: It also means more time to oogle the ladies
with my eyes!
Then "Figured you Out" by Nickleback plays and the
fans go absolutely nuts as Charles introduces the
dominatrix from Salem.
Charles: Introducing next, from Salem
Illinois....weighing in at 125lbs....Masta
Suuuuuzie!!!!
Masta Suzie struts her way along to the ring and plays
up to the fans.
Charles: And their opponent...from San Antonio
Texas......weighing in at 126lbs......Dy-Naaaastyyyy!
"American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz plays as she makes
her way down to the ring. She eyes up the competition
as she slides in.
"Bring `em out" hits as Christie comes out
Charles: and hailing from Detroit, MI Here is CHRISTIE
Fans cheer, then "Boys (co-ed remix)" Britney Spears f/ Pharrell
Charles: Now introducing from Philadelphia, PA, this is ROXANNE
"Over and Over" by Tim McGraw and Nelly hits, the fans cheer.
Charles: From Nashville, Tennessee HERE IS CHRISTINE MESSIER
Charles: And introducing now, from Los Angeles
California...weighing in at 120lbs......."Sexy" Sarah
Twiiiiiiliiiiight!
"Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays and the fans go
apeshit, the male fans have all eyes on the entrance
ramp as the sultry siren makes her way down to the
ring. She struts along, teasing the fans a bit and then
enters the ring.
A ladder sits outside the ring in an upright position,
all women take their places as referee Donna Berwick
calls for the bell.
The match starts off swiftly, with all women pairing
off and going at it. Sarah and Amy Starr exchange
blows. Amy ducks under one of Sarah's attempts and
catches a neckbreaker.
Jayne Johnson gets charged by Dy-Nasty and taken down,
followed by a barrage of rights and lefts. Masta Suzie
and Kiss Katy start off working together as they both
go for Maria Johnson. Katy slaps her hard across the
face and then S&M lift her up and crash her to the mat
with a double suplex.
Roxanne runs into a vicious lariat from Christine but Christine is
caught with Diamond Dust from Christie.
Bradley: OOOHHHHH, I love when Christie does that.
Meanwhile Amy hoists up Sarah but is caught with a
hard fist between the legs which doubles Amy over.
Sarah capitalizes and lands a famouser on her which
bounces the divas face off the mat.
Dy-Nasty continues to assault Jayne now clobbering her
with continuous forearms to the head. Jayne tries to
cover up but still takes the brunt of the impact.
Miss Katy heads outside of the ring upon Masta Suzie's
instruction and retrieves the standing ladder. She
slides it under the ropes and Suzie gets it, slowly
setting it up.
Adam: Looks like S&M are working together for the time
being.
Bradley: Oh come on Adam, we all know Masta Suzie
calls the shots, Miss Katy is there to ensure that
Suzie wins. Simple as that!
Suzie sets the ladder up finally, and begins ascending
it. As she reaches near the top she is sent hurdling
off of it and right over the top ropes and down to the
outside, crashing into Miss Katy as Dy-Nasty haulted
her assault on Jayne and tipped over the ladder.
Dy-Nasty now fixes the ladder into it's standing
position, but before she can climb it she is yanked
back into a t-bone suplex by Sarah. At the same time
Maria Johnson is back up, and she goes for a few shots
on her own sister Jayne. Stomping away at her with
hard boots to the head and back. The crowd can't
believe it, but they eat it up nonetheless.
Christie takes the ladder and smashes Roxanne hard in the face with
it. But then she is nailed with a reverse stunner by Sarah.
Sarah now begins to climb the ladder and gets about
halfway up before Amy Starr had gotten back into the
equation and climbed right beneath her. Amy forces her
way up and now Sarah sits on her shoulders. Amy lets
go and drops back for an electric chair drop right off
of the ladder. Sarah hits the mat HARD!
Adam: Oh my god what impact!
Bradley: That's what happens when you add a ladder to
a move like that.
Adam: I must say that I did not expect to see the
ladder come into play so quickly, but I can only
imagine the damage it will cause before this match is
over.
On the outside, Masta Suzie and Miss Katy are up and
they head back for the ring. Katy is met by a hard
right hand from Maria, followed by another, but she is
quickly haulted as Suzie delivers a swift kick to the
gut and plants Maria for a tornado DDT.
Roxanne lands a twisting plancha on Christine from off of the apron.
Amy heads for the ladder, and Dy-Nasty is back up, and
also heads for the ladder. They climb at opposite
sides and meet exchanging hard shots at the top. The
Golden Ticket dangles just a few feet above them.
Jayne Johnson has since gone to the outside to
recooperate. She returns to the ring with another,
taller ladder and begins setting it up a few feet from
the other ladder..
Once it is set she begins to climb it. ...On the other
ladder Dy and Amy continue to battle it out with Dy
catching the better of Amy, but amy holds on strong.
Jayne continues to climb her ladder, and Masta Suzie
follows on the opposite end. Jayne and Suzie struggle
for position a bit until finally Suzie rakes the eyes
and shoves Jayne off of the ladder.
Suzie climbs about halfway up the tall ladder as Dy
slams Amy's head on the top of the ladder which send
the diva backwards and down to the mat with a crash.
Now Dy in position reaches up and gets a hand onto the
golden ticket. She reaches her other hand up to unclip
and secure it....but then Suzie dives from her ladder
and lands a mid-air spinning wheel kick right into
Dy's face. Knocking her off of the ladder and tipping
the smaller ladder over. Both women fall hard and are
down.
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Adam: My god! A spinning wheel kick from one ladder to
the other!
Bradley: I have never seen such aggressiveness. Damn
these women mean business!
Meanwhile Maria is back up, She heads for the tall
ladder and tries to reposition it under the dangling
golden ticket. But Sarah is back up as well and nails
Maria with a hard kick to the head before she can make
any attempts.
Sarah now being the only woman left standing
repositions the ladder herself and begins to climb.
She slowly makes her way up and reaches the top of the
ladder. She reaches up and takes the golden ticket in
her hands, but before she can unhook it, the ladder
tips over. Miss Katy tips the ladder, and Sarah
quickly grabs hold of the rung which holds the ticket.
She dangles from it, still trying to secure the
ticket. And now, Masta Suzie is back up, and with a
delighted smile on her face seeing Katy's work. She
sets the ladder back up and climbs. Remarking to
Sarah.
Suzie: Sorry, but we can only have one winner, and
you....well you are gonna have to BOW...TO THE
MASTAAAA!!!
With that said Suzie kicks and punches at Sarah's
exposed torso as she dangles there from the rung. But
Sarah refuses to let go, she takes the pain and
desperately hangs on, wanting to take the ticket with
her. She tries to kick at Suzie who is only a few feet
from her. But now Suzie gets an idea and climbs the
ladder a few more steps. She then reaches over and
tickles Sarah slightly just under her arms. Almost
immediately Sarah begins to squirm and then lets go of
the rung, falling to the mat, mush to the delight of
Suzie who then reaches for the ticket.
Adam: Rather unorthodox, using tickling in a wrestling
match.
Bradley: Well she IS a dominatrix Adam, and well, it
got Sarah to let go of the ticket didn't it?
Adam: Can't argue there, it worked.
Sarah still tries to get back up and tip the ladder,
even after her fall, but Katy grabs her in a full
nelson and stops her. Suzie waves at Sarah and blows a
sarcastic kiss as she takes hold of the ticket. But
she is cut short as well, when Amy Starr takes the
larger ladder and WHACKS it into her back!
Suzie slumps over the top of the ladder and is draped
over it. As Katy sees this she releases Sarah and
charges Amy. But she is met with the end of the ladder
to her head which send her right down. Maria and
Jayne are both back into the frey and attack Amy from
behind, causing her to drop the ladder. Amy is quickly
hoisted up and dropped down with a double back suplex.
As they land Dy who has gotten to her feet jumps on
them both, she hoists Jayne up to her feet and then
plants her with a brainbuster DDT. Maria tries for the
save but she is caught with a swift kick and sent into
the ropes. Dy follows suit and lands a huge
clothesline which sends both women over the top.
Meanwhile Sarah has gotten the tall ladder and sets it
up, but she sets it up a decent distance from the
ladder Suzie is draped over and begins to climb it.
Bradley: What the hell is she doing? She'll never
reach the ticket from over there!
Adam: I have no idea bradley....what the.....OH MY
GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!
We see that Sarah had climbed all the way to the top
of the huge ladder, and as Suzie began to stir on the
shorter ladder the crowd as well as Adam and Bradley
looked on in awe as Sarah dove from the ladder and
practically beheaded Suzie with the SICKEST FAMOUSER
LEG DROP ever witnessed on any show, anywhere. The
height and force took down Suzie, Sarah and the ladder
as we hear a huge snap, that one could only assume was
something in Suzie's neck with the ladder buckling and
falling aong with her into a mangled mess.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!
Bradley: These women are going to kill each
other...such beautiful sexy bodies....ruined....DONNA
STOP THE MATCH!
The crowd is still in total shock from what they just
witnessed, and now we see Dy on the outside with yet
another ladder, this one also a shorter ladder which
she leaves folded and wedges it between the ring and
the guard railing, about three feet off the ground.
Once the ladder is in position she gets Maria to her
feet and drives her back down with a Downward Spiral
for good measure. Maria is completely out of it now.
Dy begins to hoist her back up to place her on the
wedged ladder, but she is taken out by a flying Jayne
Johnson who dives through the ropes with a spear, the
force sends both Dy and Maria back into the railing.
Adam: Every woman in this match is down. We have
bodies everywhere. This ladder match has turned into
an all out brawl!
Bradley: .....I....I'm speechless....
Miss Katy begins to stir now and crawls her way around
the ring, very groogy from the hard ladder shot. She
crawls to Suzie as she sees her partner down with
Sarah in the mangled mess of flesh and steel. She
slaps Suzie's face lightly a few times trying to wake
her. After a few long moments Suzie finally stirs with
the aid of Katy. She is out of it and takes a long
while to regain herself.
Amy Starr gets back to her feet by now and goes for
the tall ladder in the corner, she seems not to
realize how far the ladder is from the ticket as she
begins to ascend it. Miss Katy almost immediately
rushes for the save, also not realizing the distnace
and tips the ladder just enough to send Amy down. Amy
flies outside the ring and lands on the WEDGED ladder.
her back smacks hard across it, but the ladder doesn't
budge, she lays half-unconcious on the outside ladder,
her back in twisting agony.
Finally Masta Suzie catches her bearrings as she
struggles to stand. She looks down at Sarah who is
also stirring, with a look of disgust, she instructs
Katy to come over.
Suzie: Get the bitch up!
Miss Katy does just that and hauls Sarah up, she holds
her arms and forces her to face Suzie. Suzie gives
Sarah a cold stare and then delivers a vicious
backhand across the face. She backhands Sarah about
two dozen times!! Sarah tries to kick her away, but
everytime she tries, Suzie's slaps become harder.
Sarah's cheeks are bright red with handprints across
them. And Suzie loves it. She and Katy drag Sarah to
the corner and tie her arms up in the ropes. Suzie
then tells katy to tie her legs in the ropes as well,
spread eagle style.
Sarah struggles and fights, but eventually Katy gets
her set. Sarah's eyes widen as she stares at Suzie who
has the most sinister smile upon her face. Suzie runs
and delivers a kick straight to Sarah's womanhood for
the most brutal and aggressive shattered dreams ever
delivered!
The crowd cringes as they watch.
Suzie: Payback is a bitch!
Sarah is in visable agony as she can't catch her
breath from the shot, But then out of nowhere, Suzie
lands yet another groin kick, the force is so great it
forces Sarah's legs out from the ropes as she slumps
down, arms still tied.
At the same time Jayne Johnson is back up and in the
ring, she sees S&M pre-occupied and decides to take
her opportunity. She goes to set the tipped ladder
back up to try and grab the win, but catches Amy Starr
stirring on the outside ladder.
Jayne abandons the ladder and climbs the turnbuckle.
She then jumps off and CRUSHES Amy with a frog splash.
Amy was laying across the wedged ladder and the force
drives both her AND the ladder down to the outside
floor. Neither woman is moving after the impact.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOHHHHH!
Adam: My God, how much more carnage are we going to
see here? It's disturbing!
Bradley: What's disturbing is that you just realized
that! All these beauties, and all this brutality!
Dy Nasty and Maria begin to make it to their feet as
well, Dy hauls off on Maria with a huge right hand.
Maria answers back with aright of her own. Both women
stand off and exchange fists, Maria then grabs Dy for
an irish whip into the steel steps, but Dy stops
herself. She turns and heads after Maria, Maria rushes
her as well and they collide into each other each
going for a clothesline, the impact takes both women
off their feet and down to the floor. Their heads
smacking off the concrete.
Back in the ring Miss Katy sets up the ladder for
Suzie. Sarah is still tied up in the ropes. Suzie
takes her time ascending, still aching from earlier.
Sarah struggles and fights, finally getting herself
free from the ropes as Donna Berwick assists her.
Katy is ready and waiting as Sarah gets free, and
immediately rushes her. But Sarah sees her and
sidesteps her, dropping her down with a drop toehold.
Sarah rises back to her feet after this and heads
straight for Suzie., who sees her coming and begins
climbing quicker, reaching for the golden ticket. But
Sarah is right behind her and yanks at her to pull her
down. Suzie forces her way up, but her pants are
ripped by Sarah's pulling, exposing her bare ass.
Masta Suzie struggles to get away but finally Sarah is
able to pull her down, Suzie tumbles down past Sarah
and to the mat.
Adam: Sarah on the ladder again, Suzie just sent down!
Bradley: But look! Katy is back up!!!
Miss Katy slowly makes her way to the ladder and
begins climbing, opposite Sarah. At first Sarah
doesn't see her and continues to climb, but then
eventually Katy catches up with Sarah and they
exchange slaps while still ascending. Neither woman
budges as they continue to fight it out and finally
they reach the top. Katy grabs Sarah and tries to
suplex her off the ladder, but Sarah holds firm. Katy
tries again, but Sarah stops her with some punches to
the ribs and abdomen. She then spins Katy around with
Katy's neck over her shoulder, she holds it firm and
takes a moment to set into position. The crowd gasps..
Adam: My god.....she isn't going to...
Bradley: I can't watch!
Sarah leaps off the ladder with Katy and crashes her
down into the mat with the most DEVESTATING, Twilight
Zone ever seen!!!!
Katy is laid the fuck out motionless!
Crowd: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY
FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Sarah is down as well and struggles to move. Meanwhile
Masta Suzie heads for the ladder and begins to climb
it. She slowly makes rung by rung, making it halfway
up before Sarah gets back to her feet.
Sarah wearily makes her way to the ladder after Suzie.
{Replay of The Twilight Zone off the Ladder}
Sarah wearily climbs the ladder now, slowly pulling
herself up. Suzie makes it to the top and has a hand
on the ticket. She struggles to get a good grasp on it
as Sarah gets closer. Suzie reaches her other hand up
and tries to unhook the ticket. Now Sarah has caught
up with her and she reaches a hand on the ticket as
well. Both women look from each other to the ticket
and back to each other. They vie for control of the
ticket. Suddenly the ladder collapses beneath them as
Dy had made her way back into the ring and pushed it
over. Both Sarah and Suzie grab hold of the ring that
holds the ticket. Each still trying to unhook it.
Finally Sarah unhooks it, but she and Suzie both still
have a hand on it.
The two pull at the ticket and struggle to gain
possession of it, but they are unable to keep their
grasps to the ring holding it with only one hand and
they both fall, the ticket going with them.
Adam: Which one of them has the ticket?
Bradley: I don't know, I can't see.
Donna Berwick looks to both Suzie and Sarah and tries
to determine the winner. Finally Sarah holds a hand up
and we can see the golden ticket in her palm, the
crowd goes wild and Donna calls for the bell.
Charles: The winner of the Golden Ticket Ladder
match......"Sexy" Sarah.....
Charles pauses mid-sentence as we see Masta Suzie hold
up gold as well.
Bradley: What? She has the ticket? I thought Sarah
did.
Adam: I have no idea what is going on here.
Donna haults the decision and heads to both women who
are laying on the mat. She looks at their hands. Each
woman has a half of the golden ticket. It ripped in
two from the fall and both women having a grip on it.
She heads over to the corner and begins instructing
Charles Holcomb.
Bradley: I can't believe it, the ticket ripped! But
which woman is gonna get the title shots?
Adam: Well if you ask me, both women deserve it after
that match, but I don't know what is going to happen.
We turn back to Charles who nods to Donna and takes
the mic.
Charles: Ladies and gentlemen....I have been informed
that since both women have a half of the golden
ticket.......that referee Donna Berwick has no choice
but to award the victory to Sarah Twilight
AND Masta Suzie!
The crowd goes fucking ballistic! cheers for both
women fill the arena.
Charles: Furthermore, as per the match stipulation,
the referee has decided that BOTH women shall be
entitled to TWO shots at the VCW women's championship.
And the order in which these matches will take place
will be determined live on Anarchy one week away on
May the 10th.!
The crowd goes wild even more as both women rise to
their feet and hold their hands in victory. Even after
the brutal battles they shake hands out of respect and
head back, the crowd cheering them every step of the
way.
Adam: It was announced this week at Anarchy the new title.
Bradley: Oh yes the Iron Man title, oh I can't wait.
Adam: You don't have to because here it is.
Charles : This contest is a 12-Man Hardcore match,
with a 15 minute time limit, and falls count anywhere
and also this match is for the VCW Iron Man
Championship..
Charles : Currently in the ring, let me introduce Donk
Tyler, Dice Morgan, Brian Hartman, & Byson Brutal.
"American Solider" by Toby Keith plays over the loud
speakers as Rage & Kaos walk onto the stage and head
to the ring...
Charles : Introducing next, members of Danger
Incorporated, here are Mark "Rage" Messier and Kevin
"Kaos" Messier, They are RAGE & KAOS
"Immortially Insane" by Pantera plays over the loud
speakers as The Cerebral Assassin walks onto the stage
and heads to the ring...
Charles : Next, another member of Danger Incorporated,
from Columbia, south Carolina, here is The Cerebral
Assassin....
"Down With The Clowns" by Insane Clown Posse plays
over the loud speakers as the VCW Clown Posse with
Lucifer Barner walks out onto the stage and heads to
the ring....
Charles : Next, here are Phantasm & Nightmare, they
are THE VCW CLOWN POSSE, theyare accompanied by the
"Evil Ringmaster" Lucifer Barnes....
Lucifer Barnes stops and heads back to the back....
"My Way" by Limp Biskit plays over the loud speakers
as David Young walks onto the stage and heads to the
ring...
Charles : next, from Boston Massachusetts, here is
David Young.....
"Fuck The World" by Insane Clown Posse plays over the
loud speakers as David "The Untouchable " Ahrens walks
out onto the stage and heads to the ring..
Charles : Next, here is The Untouchable David Ahrens
"Seasons in the Abyss" by Slayer plays over the loud
speakers as Albatross walks out onto the stage and
heads to the ring....
Next, making is his VCW Debut, here is
ALLLLLLBBBBBBBBATTTTTTROOOOOOSSSSSSS
All of the participacts are standing outside the ring
waiting for the referee, Bryon Ackerly to call for the
bell...
Bryon calls for the bell and everyone starts to fight
each other....
<<< HH -- TWELVE MEN MATCH FOR THE VCW IRON MAN TITLE
-- >>>
<<< HH -- ALBATROSS VS. RAGE VS. KAOS VS. CEREBRAL
ASSASS VS. DAVID AHRENS VS. NIGHTMARE VS. PHANTASM VS.
DONK TYLER VS. DICE MORGAN VS. BRIAN HARTMAN VS. BYSON
BRUTAL -- HH >>>
A Timer with 15 Minute appears on the UltraTron....
------- TIMER IS AT 15 MINUTES --------------
Phantasm goes after Dice Morgan and starts kicking and
punching him... Nightmare grabs a skateboard from a
fan at ringside and throws it to Phantasm and Phantasm
crashes it over the head of Dice Morgan... Phantasm
makes the cover for the 3 count...... First fall goes
to Phantasm.....
------- TIMER IS AT 13 MINUTES --------------
Ahrens hits Phantasm with steel chair several times
and knocks him out... Ahrens makes the cover for 3
count... Second fall goes to Ahrens
------- TIMER IS AT 11 MINUTES 30 SECONNDS
-------------
Nightmare pulls out a kendo stick from under the ring
and starts hitting Ahrens with the kendo stick... he
hits him in the back of the head and hits him in the
knees and hits him behind the knee..... Nightmare
grabs Ahrens' legs and locks in the Nightmare lock
(boston Crab) on Ahrens and Ahrens starts to tap
out..... Third fall goes to Nightmare
------- TIMER IS AT 9 MINUTES --------------
Albatross picks up the timekeepers' bell from Jayne
Wilson and nails Nightmare with it while Nightmare has
the nightmare lock still locked in on Ahrens....
Albatross makes the cover for the 3 count..... Fourth
fall goes to Albatross
------- TIMER IS AT 8 MINUTES --------------
Cerebral Assassin sets up a table on the outside and
starts kicking and punching Albatross and gives him a
low blow and sets him up for a powerbomb..... CA
powerbombs Albatross 3 Times in a row and then picks
up Albatross and powerbombs him thru the table on the
outside of the ring......(Perfect Execution II
Finisher) .... CA rolls on the outside and makes the
cover for the 3 count..... Fifth fall goes to
Cerebral Asssassin
------- TIMER IS AT 7 MINUTES --------------
Rage & Kaos star double teaming Cerebral Assassin on
the outside after CA pinned Albatross.....
Rage gives CA a Rage Driver and makes the cover but is
broken up by David Young and who hits Rage with a lead
pipe and knocks him and makes the cover on Rage and
gets the 3 count.... Sixth fall goes to David Young
------- TIMER IS AT 5 MINUTES 30 SECONDDS -------------
While Young is not looking, Byson Brutal hits him with
a steel chair several times and DDT's him down
Brutally thru the steel chair...
Brutal makes the cover but Rage interrupts the count
and gives Brutal a Rage Driver on the Outside.. Rage
covers David Young and gets the 3 count...... Seventh
Fall goes to Rage.
------- TIMER IS AT 4 MINUTES 30 SECONDDS -------------
Ahrens clotheslines Rage with a sledgehammer and
knocks him down and covers him for the 3 count.....
Nineth Fall goes to Ahrens
------- TIMER IS AT 3 MINUTES --------------
Ahrens starts to run towards the backstage area trying
to stay away from everyone since he is now the one to
beat......
------- TIMER IS AT 2 MINUTES -------------- 2 MINUTE
WARNING
Albatross, Rage & Kaos follow Ahrens backstage..
Rage finds him getting ready to go out the arena door
and hits with a steel chair and makes the cover for 3
count....... Tenth Fall goes to Rage
------- TIMER IS AT 1 MINUTE 15 SECONDSS -------------
Kaos hits his brother with a dropkick and start to
kick his ass and goes for the cover but only getting a
2 count...Rage gets up and runs towards the locker
room area enters one but doesn't notice which locker
room he enters.....
Cameras zoom in to the name plate on the locker room
"SINISTER & MISTRESS"
Adam : oh oh...... wrong locker room
Albatross follows Rage and Kaos
Albatross grabs Kaos and throws him thru a wall and
knocks him out...
Rage walks in and interrupts Sinister and Mistress
talking.... and pisses both them off
Sinister and Mistress nail a Double Final Sin on Rage
and give Albatross a Thumbs up and then motion to him
to make the cover before the time runs out on the
timer....
Referee makes the count..... Albatross gets the 3
count on Rage...
------- TIMER IS AT 0 MINUTES -------------- TIME LIMIT
HAS EXPIRED
Charles : Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and new
VCW IRON MAN CHAMPION, ALLLLLLBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAATROSS
Adam: Oh man WHAT A HELL OF A MATCH.
Bradley: Yeah he maybe champion but, for how long.
Adam: Albatross is the first Iron Man champion, but we will see if he
can leave Clemson with it.
Backstage in Mr. Ross' office we see Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo and the
fans boo them both.
Ms. Russo: She's really gotten to you hasn't she?
Mr. Ross: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Ms. Russo: Do you want to get to her?
Mr. Ross: I'd do anything to get back at her?
Ms. Russo: Anything?
Mr. Ross: Any...thing
Ms. Russo: Are the camera's rolling?
Mr. Ross: Why yes, yes they are.
Ms. Russo: GOOD!
Ms. Russo hops into Mr. Ross' lap and starts kissing him.
Bradley: OH MY GOD, ADAM ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?
Adam: Disgusting, two snakes, slithering together.
Then the camera pulls away from them but we see Mrs. Ross and Jenny
in Mrs. Ross' office and Mrs. Ross is watching this and she's not too
thrilled about it. She just shakes her head in disbelief.
Jenny: Daddy should be ashamed of himself. Romping around with a
girl damn near my age.
Mrs. Ross: Jenny watch your mouth. I don't want you to be a potty
mouth like other wrestlers. You just let your talent speak for
itself. But *looking at the screen again* this is just despicable.
Adam: I agree Mrs. Ross, well folks are set for a grudge match.
Let's take you back and show you how this feud got started.
Anarchy: April 19th-----Dallas, Texas
Sinister: DALLAS, TEXAS, SINISTER AND MISTRESS ARE IN THE HOUSE!
AND WE JUST MIGHT HURT SOMEBODY. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TONIGHT DALLAS?
The fans all cheer LOUDLY, for Sinister and Mistress
Sinister: Like we give a FUCK how you feel.
The fans then all start booing as Mistress is handed a mic.
Mistress: We came here to take care of some business, we didn't come
here to kiss the ass of you cowboy, horse riding, bull shit
shuffling…
Sinister: DALLAS TEXAS RODEO CLOWNS.
The boos get louder.
Sinister: Now Ross, I'm saying this one time and one time only. GET
THAT ASS OUT HERE, NOW!
Then "Shut the fuck up" hits the speakers as Mr. Ross comes out
Power Walking with Ms. Russo by his side, and the fans actually
cheer for Mr. Ross
Mr. Ross: Who the hell do you think you are? I call the shots
around here and not you. I thought I told you to be at the house
show?
Sinister: Ross, you know and I know, no one tells me SHIT. I march
to the beat of my own drum, if you don't like it, then FUCK YOU!
Mr. Ross: What the hell do you want, you piece of shit?
The fans: OH SHIT!
Sinister: You know what I want, hold up, let me put this a little
clearer, you know WHO I want.
Adam: Who is he talking about?
The fans: JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…
Bradley: I know who these fans want to see
Mistress: Ross, give me WHO I WANT.
The Fans: STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR…
Mistress: At least you idiots know SOMETHING here.
The crowd boos louder
Mr. Ross: Well Mistress, I do have a match for you.
Mistress: Really?
Mr. Ross: Yes, really. And it's a championship match.
Mistress: Oh really, is it against who I want?
Rebecca: Not quite, you see, you are the 6th participant in that
Playhouse Match for the Women's title.
Bradley: WOW, DID YOU HEAR THAT ADAM?
Adam: I SURE AS HELL DID!
We see anger come over Mistress' face.
Mistress: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ROSS? YOU KNOW I DON'T FIGHT
BITCHES, YOU AIN'T GOT A BITCH HERE TOUGH ENOUGH FOR ME!
Then we hear a voice
"Oh really"
Then we hear another voice
"You're now tuned into the muh'fuckin greatest"
then we are treated to "Dirt off your shoulder" by Jay-Z
Turn the music up in the headphones
Tim, you can go and brush your shoulder off nigga
I got you, yeah
[Chorus: Jay-Z]
If you feelin like a pimp nigga, go and brush your shoulders off
Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
Niggaz is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder
B.B. comes out to a raucous ovation, as she walks right past Mr.
Ross and heads into the ring with a mic in hand. B.B. gets into the
ring and gets right into the face of Mistress.
B.B.: You don't fight women, Bitch Please/
This promo is making as much sense as a strip tease/
The Crowd: OH SHIT
B.B.: You ain't no motherfuckin' athlete/
You just someone they brought in to get her ass beat/
The Crowd: WHAT!
B.B.: What's your name, Mistress? This bitch is/
Really a man under that wig with fake tit prints/
By now we hear Adam and Bradley laughing, Mistress is not a happy
camper, but the audience loves this. Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo have
both made their exits.
B.B.: Look at y'all looking silly as Fuck/
She's a man, so that makes y'all the new Billy and Chuck/
By now everyone in the audience has completely fallen out. Mistress
gets upset and she nails B.B. with a right hand, B.B. fires back
with a right. These two girls trade punches back and forth, until
Sinister walks up behind B.B. and nails her with a punch to the back
of the head.
Adam: OH MY GOD
Bradley: Well what did he do that for?
Adam: Because he is a Sinister human being
The fans boo BIG TIME, as Sinister puts B.B. in DDT position and
nails her with "Final Sin"
Adam: MY GOD, THAT WAS THE DAMNDEST DDT, I'VE EVER SEEN!
Bradley: He may have broken her neck.
Sinister and Mistress continue to stomp on B.B. until we hear some
bag pipes playing and finally "Jump around" hits as Curt Benjamin
comes running to the ring with a tire iron. The Crowd is on their
feet. Curt jumps into the ring and Sinister and Mistress both leave
with huge smiles on their faces.
Adam: THAT'S RIGHT RUN!
Bradley: but look at them Adam, they are smiling. They like what
they just did here.
Adam: THEY'RE DAMN ASSHOLES
Curt stares a hole in Sinister as he tends to B.B., Sinister smiles
hard as he and Mistress exit back through the crowd.
VCW House Show April 21st: Bossier City
Then we hear a loud EXPLOSION COME FROM OUTSIDE
Mr. Ross, Ms. Russo, Richard, and Matt all run outside, we see the
security van of JFF has been demolished... We see Stevie's car has
been totalled, and we see the OWA National title belt is laying on
the ground. Mr. Ross looks up and sees a Monster Truck, and a
Construction Crane. JFF falls out of the security truck, bleeding
from everywhere.
Mr. Ross: FUCK, someone call him an ambulance.
Then we see Stevie fall out of his car, all fucked up.
Mr. Ross: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?
The doors to the monster truck open up, and the doors to the
construction crane open up and we see stepping out of both vehicles is
SINISTER AND MISTRESS
Sinister walks over to a prone Stevie and picks him up and give him
his "Final Sin" right on the concrete
Adam: DAMN, HE MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK!
Then Mistress walks over to him and she gives him another "Final Sin"
Bradley: SHE'S VICIOUS! I think tonight was the wrong night for the
OWA to pull that shit they pulled.
Sinister walks over to JFF and he smiles to himself. He picks up the
OWA National Title and he drapes it over his shoulders. But then
Sinister sees Albatross. Sinister walks over to Albatross
Sinister: You wanted an impact, you got an impact. Here's
your "official" FTOWA title
Sinister gives Albatross a belt. Albatross nods to Sinister who nods
back, then out of nowhere Sinister is hit from behind and it's Curt
Benjamin, Sinister and Curt start fighting unitl Mistress joins in on
the beatdown. Sinister and Mistress both grab Curt and give him the
double final sin.
Sinister: I want you to pay close attention to what I do to Stevie
bitchcakes on Tuesday, because at Hell's Highway, BITCH... THAT...
WILL... BE... YOUR... FATE!
Sinister spits on Curt then exits.
Anarchy - April 26th, 2005 - The Coliseum from Nashville, Tennessee
"The Night That Bullshit Stops"
Mistress tosses him a chair into the ring. He catches it and CRASH,
he nails Stevie with it. Stevie is out on his feet, as Mistress
enters the ring. Sinister places the chair in the middle of the
ring, he sends Stevie into the ropes, when Stevie comes back,
Mistress hits the drop toe hold just as Sinister is doing the X-
Factor. SMASH, Stevie's face breaks that chair.
Adam: MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Sinister then picks Stevie up and sets him up in DDT position,
Sinister then gives Stevie his "Final Sin." Sinister covers Stevie.
Albatross enters the ring and makes the count.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Fans give a mixed reaction as "Sour Times live" plays over the PA.
Mistress grabs Charles and forces him to announce the winner.
Charles: AND THE WINNER OF THIS BOUT IS... SINISTER!
Adam: SHE FORCED HIM TO SAY THAT!
Bradley: and she'd force you to say it too.
Fans start to boo. Sinister, Albatross, and Mistress get back into
the ring and start to work over Stevie a little more. Sinister is
stomping away on him, Mistress has taken what's left of that chair
and started smacking him in the face. Albatross has locked Stevie in
the Scorpion Death Lock. Stevie is completely out, but all of a
sudden we hear.
(some bag pipes, then some hip-hop music, then we hear some rapping)
[Everlast]
Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
I came to win, battle me that's a sin
I won't ever slack up, punk you better back up
Try and play the role and yo the whole crew'll act up
Get up, stand up (c'mon!) c'mon throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling, jump across the ceiling
Muggs lifts a funk flow, someone's talking junk
Yo I bust him in the eye, and then I'll take the punk's hoe
Feelin, funkin, amps in the trunk and I got more rhymes
than there's cops at a Dunkin' Donuts shop
Sho' nuff, I got props
From the kids on the Hill plus my mom and my pops
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seat and jump around!
Jump around! (3X)
Jump up, jump up and get down!
Jump! (17X)
Curt Benjamin comes running down to the ring with a metal baseball
bat in hand. Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross all think better of
the situation and they all exit the ring and go into the crowd.
Adam: CURT BENJAMIN IS HERE, AND LOOK AT THE THREE OF THEM RUNNING
LIKE ROACHES WHEN THE LIGHTS COME ON!
Sinister looks up at Curt then we see him mouth "Saturday." Curt
gets a mic.
Curt: SINISTER, YOU PUNK ASSED BIZNITCH! I CAME HERE TO FIGHT!
THESE PEOPLE IN NASHVILLE, TENNESSE CAME TO SEE A FIGHT.
Adam: yeah, HELL YEAH, COME GET YOU SOME BIG MAN!
Behind Curt Stevie starts to stir, Curt turns around and
CRAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!! He nails Stevie with that baseball bat.
Curt then picks Stevie up and "JUMPS HIS ASS IN." Then Curt looks at
Sinister and points to him, then he points to Stevie. Curt then
backs up and gives Sinister the middle finger as the fans all cheer
for Curt. We hear "Jump Around" play once again as Sinister exits
through the crowd, and Curt exits through the ring and to the back.
______________________Back to HELL'S HIGHWAY_______________________
Adam: And with that we welcome you back to our very first VCW Pay per
View, Hell's Highway, and man this is unlike anything that I have
ever seen before on TV or PPV before.
Bradley: I bet that our ratings are off the charts on this PPV. OWA
does nothing like this...
Adam: I agree...
All of a sudden the lights dim throughout the arena and red and white
pyros go off everywhere as "Jump Around" by House of Pain blares
through the stadium. The party kid from Michigan comes down the
entrance ramp and the fans go absolutely nutz for him. Charles
Holcomb puts the microphone up to his lips and readies himself to
announce the match.
Charles: Introducing first, hailing from Battle Creek, Michigan and
weighing in at 268 pounds...Currrrtttttttttt Bennnnjjjammmiiinnnnnn!
The party kid walks up the steps and comes into the ring like a tough
kid does and holds his hand up into the air as he looks into the
audience enjoying the fans appreciation. He then goes across the ring
in a diagonal and steps up on the turnbuckle and holds his hand up
like an up and coming champion that he is. He starts to play around
to the fans but something stops him.
Adam: What is this all about?
Bradley: I have a feeling we are about to find out.
Then the lights go out and we hear "Sour Times Live" by Portishead
and as the lights come back on we see Sinister coming through the
crowd and the fans begin to boo loudly while others want to slap his
hand and show their support for him.
Adam: Oh no, I forgot this asshole was in this match...
Bradley: Don't call him an asshole. I like this guy...and besides, he
might here you say that and make it personal.
Adam: True...I'll keep that in mind.
Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Harlem, New York and weighing
in at 254 lbs, Sssssiiinnnnniiiiissssttttteeeerrrrr!
Sinister slides into the ring...and gets into the face of Curt
Benjamin staring him down.
< V > Hell's Highway Match
< C > Curt Bejamin
< W > vs. Sinister
The referee, Edgar Hyde, calls for the bell and the match begins.
Curt Benjamin starts throwing numerous punches at Sinister, right
then a left then a right, left, right, left, right, left and then
finally Sinister gets really angry and starts slapping Curt Benjamin
around giving him a HUGE right and a left that can be heard up in the
nose bleed section!
Adam: Damn, did you hear the sound of that hit?
Bradley: I bet that people in the very back can hear that hit...
Sinister whips Curt Benjamin into the ropes and on the return he is
met by a clothesline from hell. That gives Sinister the opportunity
to wave in his "friend" Mistress to come from the back with a garbage
can full of fun toys to play with and Sinister meets Mistress half
way and bringing the can to ringside tossing in various objects.
Adam: What the hell is he doing? We weren't informed that this was a
hardcore match? This reminds me of the days with that guy from that
other wrestling federation...
Sinister then gets into the ring and as Curt Benjamin gets up and
goes running towards him, Sinister has a stop sign in his hands and
slams him hard in the head with it, making a huge indentation in the
stop sign and Curt Benjamin falls face down on the mat.
Adam: Man I am surprised that anyone can survive that!
Bradley: Yeah, I think I would just stay down on the mat and let the
referee count me out!
Adam: That is why you aren't in the ring right now!
Sinister isn't paying attention to Curt Benjamin as he is show
boating to the fans and the boos are off the hook! Curt goes over to
where Sinister stands flaunting to the fans and grabs him by the
waist. Sinister looks surprised and starts to elbow Curt in the
stomach but that doesn't stop Curt from lifting up Sinister and
nailing a HUGE German Suplex onto the stop sign and the ring begin to
rattle.
Adam: Holy Shit! The impact!
Bradley: The carnage that is happening tonight is off the meter.
Curt stays on Sinister, helping him up and then pulling him towards
him pulling off a pulling piledriver. Curt then pulls Sinister up and
tries to get off a Twist of Fate but Sinister kicks Curt in the
stomach and nails a DDT on him and the crowd goes wild!
Adam: DDT by Sinister.
Bradley: He got himself out of that hole.
Sinister uses this time down to go outside the ring and look
underneath the ring. Sinister pulls out a table from underneath the
ring. Sinister gets back into the ring and props the table into the
corner against the ringpost. Sinister climbs up the turnbuckle on the
otherside of the ring and tries to nail a flying frog splash but Curt
Benjamin gets his knees up and nails him in the stomach. Both men are
on the mat as the referee, Edgar Hyde begins to count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...
Curt begins to stir up slowly.
7...8...
Sinister stirs now as well, a bit quicker then Curt did as they now
get to their feet at the same time. Curt with an Irish whip into the
ropes with Sinister and then nails a lariat on him. When Sinister
gets up Curt gets a facelock on Sinister and nails a spine buster.
Adam: That was HUGE!
Bradley: I am surprised the ring stayed up for that one!
Sinister gets up and then Curt grabs Sinister's head as he is heading
to the corner with the table propped in the corner. Curt drives a
bulldog on Sinister with his head as well as his body weight breaking
the table and the crowd as well as the television audience sees blood
spilling out of his head. The crowd gets on their feet and we hear a
bunch of gasps from some of the fans.
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Adam: Looks like Sinister might be out for the count this time.
Bradley: Yeah, this match is turning out tobe quite brutal!
The referee begins to count as Sinister is laying on the mat in his
own blood and Curt Benjamin isn't moving either, catching his breath.
The referee as well as the crowd begins to count...
1...2...3...4...
Curt Benjamin begins to get up
5...6...7...
a few gasps from female onlookers as well as children...a movement is
finally seen...
8...9...
Sinister is on his feet. Blood is in his eyes as we wipes it off so
he can see. Curt Benjamin begins to do one after the other knife hand
chops on Sinister. Sinister shrugs it off and pushes Curt Benjamin
with force into the ring post. He runs toward Curt Benjamin and does
a Moonsault splash onto Curt as he is prone by the turnbuckle and
that knocks Curt Benjamin down to the ground in a sitting position.
Adam: Moonsault Splash by Sinister!
Bradley: That was huge! The tide is turning....
Sinister stomps the hell out Curt Benjamin pounding harder and harder
into the mat and he starts to get his energy back up.
Adam: It seems that his bloodshed is only feeding Sinister more
energy!
Sinister walks across diagnoally across the ring and climbs the
turnbuckle standing on the top rope.
Bradley: Don't tell me he is gonna do what I think he is gonna do!
Sinister leaps far off the top rope and does a totally nuts Top Rope
Power Bomb from one end of the ring to the other end of the ring and
the fans are going BEYOND APESHIT at seeing this.
Crowd chants: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Adam: I can't believe he made it!
Bradley: I am in awe!!!!!!
Sinister gets Curt to his feet and wraps his arms around his waist
and falls back with him releasing him at his waist making him go
back, a HUGE release German Suplex. When Curt wobbles up his feet
again Sinister gets a 3/4 face lock on Curt and nails a huge
swinging Diamond Cutter on Curt sending him on his back and looks
like there is little life to him.
Adam: How much more can these two take?
Bradley: I think it is finally over...
Sinister covers Curt...
1...2...he kicks out before the three count...
Adam: GoodGod,with what energy did he just do that with?
Bradley: He must really want to win this one,that's all I've got to
say...
Sinister gets Curt up and wraps his arms around Curt's waist and
pulls off the most hellacious Belly to Belly Suplex and the fans as
well as the announcer can sense that the end is near.
Adam: By God...this one is finally almost over...there is no way that
he can getup from that.
But Sinister doesn't cover Curt, instead Sinister waits for Curt to
slowly get to his feet. Sinister gets Curt in the DDT position, he
hooks the tights, yanks him up in the air and swings him around and
plants him with the damndest DDT ever!
Adam: Holy Shit! That's the Final Sin...
Bradley: That move is vicious...
Sinister finally covers Curt...
1...
2...
3...
Edgar Hyde calls for the bell and Charles Holcomb comes back into the
ring to announce the winner.
Charles: The winner of this match,
Ssssssinnnnnniiiiissssttttteeeeerrrrrr!
Adam: Does he have to remind us?
Sinister and Mistress walk off to the back amongst HUGE BOOS.
Backstage we see Albatross watching his back as he makes his way down
a hallway.
Bradley: What's this?
Adam: Remember that 24-7 rule is in effect.
Albatross peeps around a corner, then lets out a sigh of relief as he
thinks that it's safe to walk. He starts to walk around the corner
when all of a sudden
SMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
He is nailed with a chair, and we see who was wielding that chair and
it's
M.C.
DEFFSTAR!
Deffstar snatches up Donna Berwick as Jerrone looks on. Deffstar
pins Albatross, Donna makes the count.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHA, We have a new Iron Man champ.
Deffstar jumps up and down and celebrates.
Deffstar: I WON, I WON. Take that you fuckin' playa hata.
Then he stops and looks to his left, Jerrone is looking over their
too. The camera switches and we see...
THE
MAIN
EVENT
JASON
SNOW
The fans immediately tear the roof off of the Memorial Stadium, as
Jason just stands there downing his Jasonade.
"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…"
Jason: Well I guess congratulations are due. Here have a cold one.
Deffstar: Beer?
Jason: NO, this is better than beer. It's Jasonade.
Deffstar takes it
Deffstar: Cool playa, I see you wanna party with the thug.
Jason: Just drink your Jasonade.
Deffstar drinks it, and spits it out.
The Crowd: UH-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jason gives Deffstar a death look.
Deffstar: Dude, this stuff taste like Red Bull. You got any beer.
Jason: What's the matter, you don't like Jasonade?
Deffstar: That shiznit is nasty.
Jason: Nasty? Nah, I think you need another.
Jason goes into his pocket and pulls out another Jasonade.
Deffstar: No
Jason: I'm sorry I didn't quite hear you correctly, did you say no?
Deffstar: yes I did, I don't want no fuckin' Jasonade. Come on dude,
you got any beer?
Jason: Drink your Jasonade.
Jason offers it out to him, and Deffstar slaps the can out of Jason's
hand and Jason watches as it rolls down the hallway.
Jason: Oh, you Monkey mother fucker, you shouldn't have done that.
Adam: UH-Oh, Jason is pissed now.
Jason kicks Deffstar in the stomach and gives him a sick Main Event
Powerbomb. The fans all cheer as Deffstar is laid out. Jason walks
over and picks up that can of Jasonade that Deffstar slapped away.
Jason: You look thirsty, you should have some Jasonade now.
Jason opens up the can and pours it on Deffstar.
Jason: It would have been WAY more easier drinking it with your
mouth, don't you think? You stupid ASS JACK!
Jason walks away drinking his Jasonade. Donna and Jerrone are still
there. Once Jason exits, Jerrone looks around for a second, then
once Jason is completely gone, Jerrone makes the cover, Donna with
the count
ONE
TWO
THREE!
Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, we have a new Iron Man champ.
Jerrone takes the belt and starts running down the hallway with it.
On another side of the stadium we see Katya standing with Sassy Lassy.
"SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSSY..."
Katya: Hey Sass, any thoughts on going into your first ever Playhouse
match with five other deadly female competitors.
Sassy: Yeah, *adjusts her title* Plain and simple, somebody is gonna
get that ass Sassified.
Then Sassy walks off.
Charles: This contest is a six-way Playhouse match, and it is for the
V..C..W.. WOMEN'S TITLE!
Snoop Dogg's "Drop It Like It's Hot" fires up, and the first of the
five challengers makes her way down to a great reception...
Charles: Introducing the challengers! First, from Trenton, New
Jersey,
weighing 130 lbs... SAAAAAAAAUUUUUNDRRRRAAAA... GAAAAAAAAAATES!
Then "The Presidential Polonaise" by the United States Marine Band
hits, and BY GOLLY, the Clemson crowd get hostile!
Charles: Representing the Crawford Family... from Tokyo, Japan...
weighing 115 lbs...
MS... KIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM!
And then Limp Bizkit hits with "My Way" and the fans come alive!
Charles: And from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... weighing 145 lbs...
FORMER V..C..W.. WOMEN'S CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD!...
Clemson,
PLEASE WELCOME...
JESSE... VANCE... YOUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Next, we hear Jay-Z's "Dirt Off Your Shoulder", and the reaction
changes to that of a mixed one...
Charles: And from New York City... weighing 135 lbs... here is
B...B..
THE THUG... GIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLL!
As B.B. enters the cage, "Sour Times (Live)" by Portishead fades in,
and the huge crowd boo the SHIT out of the final challenger...
Charles: And the final challenger, from Manhattan, New York, weighing
132 lbs... Clemson... THIS... IS... MIIIISTRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Then Kid Rock's "American Bad Ass" hits, and EVERY MOTHERFUCKER IN
THE
STADIUM Is ON.. THEIR.. FEET!
Charles: And introducing... from Miami, Florida... weighing in at 120
lbs... A member of the AMERICAN OUTLAWS! *fans go even more loopy!*
And
THE CURRENT HOLDER... of THE V... C... W... WOMENNNNNN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS... "THE BAD ASS!"
*fans chant along*
SASSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY... LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSYYYYYYY!!
And Sassy appears on the stage. She takes off her title belt and
holds
it up, and red, white and blue pyro explodes behind her! And the fans
are at a fever pitch!
Adam: Here it is. The Playhouse match for the VCW Women's
Championship
of the World. Referee Clifford Burns is presiding, and this is Sassy
Lassy's toughest challenge to date.
Bradley: This match is one fall to a finish, between six great female
athletes.
Adam: I got to tip my hat off to the very brutal cage match the OWA
put
on last Wednesday night for their Women's title. A physical affair to
say the least, but you could ONLY have this match on Pay-Per-View.
Bradley: I know I speak very ill of the OWA, because, hell,, I get
paid
a lot to do so, but I MUST... agree, on one term.
Adam: And that is...
Bradley: That BITCH Jerri Katz got owned!
Both VCW announcers share a laugh, then the bell rings, and the PLACE
ERUPTS!
[HELL'S][HIGHWAY][2005]
PLAYHOUSE MATCH FOR THE VCW WOMEN'S TITLE
Sassy Lassy (Champion) vs. Jesse Vance-Young
vs. Mistress vs. B.B. The Thug Girl
vs. Ms. Kim vs. Saundra Gates
[HELL'S][HIGHWAY][2005]
All six women stare at each other for the first few seconds, as they
get acquainted with their surroundings. Then the fight begins in
earnest,
as Sassy goes against Mistress, B.B. and Saundra tee off on each
other,
and Jesse and Ms. Kim start fighting.
Adam: For those expecting a classic scientific wrestling match, then
you will be disappointed. We anticipate nothing more than a fight,
here
at the sold out Memorial Stadium, in Clemson, South Carolina, at VCW
Hell's Highway!
Then Jesse clotheslines Ms. Kim to the ringside area, and immediately
grabs a trashcan lid. She SMASHES that lid over Kim's face, and down
goes the Crawford Family member.
Bradley: Aw God! Right in the face!
Adam: Jesse wants it worst! She wants to regain her championship.
In the ring, Saudra immediately attempts the Close The Gates on B.B,
but the Thug Girl SMASHES Saundra in the face with...
Adam: Starknucks! B.B. had Starknucks!
Bradley: He homeboy Deffstar must have given them to her!
Adam: And Saundra is the first to bleed!
And we see that Saundra has a nasty cut above her right eye. B.B.
then
attempts the T.G. Drop, but a flying chair catches B.B. in the head,
and Saundra throws her down. Then Mistress comes out of no where and
clotheslines the SHIT outta Saundra!
Adam: Mistress is on fire right now!
Mistress then gets nailed from behind by Sassy carrying a VCR! The
VCR
breaks over Mistress' head, and she falls like a sack of bricks!
Adam: And Sassy is back in this thing!
Outside, and Jesse nails a 450 Splash from the top rope to the
outside,
and she drives Ms Kim through an IRONING BOARD! The fans go ape!
Meanwhile, Mistress has found a giant mirror and she places it on top
of two chairs.
Adam: Someone's in for seven years bad luck!
Bradley: Maybe a decade and four. It'd be double bad luck to have
Mistress use that mirror on you!
Adam: Point noted.
Mistress grabs Sassy by the hair, interrupting her wailing on B.B,
and
she attempts the Final Sin through the mirror! But Sassy nails some
hard shots and locks in a headlock, leaps off the nearby ropes and
BULLDOGS MISTRESS THROUGH THAT MIRROR! The only things you can hear
amongst
the thousands in attendance is:
"HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK!" and "VC-FUCKIN-W! VC-FUCKIN-W!"
Adam: SASSY CRASH! RIGHT THROUGH THAT MIRROR!
Bradley: DAMN... I'm speechless!
We then see that Mistress is bleeding like a stuck pig. Blood is
literally GUSHING out of her forehead!
Outside, and Ms. Kim is back up, and a thumb to Jesse's eye stops the
former champion's progress. Kim then grabs the top part of the steel
steps and THROWS THEM INTO JESSE'S FACE! And within seconds, the
blood
flows down Jesse's face from her nose. Kim then grabs Jesse and NAILS
the
Michinoku Driver into the bottom half of the steps! Kim writhes in
agony holding her back, but Jesse is knocked cold, and now sports a
huge
cut above her left eye.
Adam: Fans, if we become speechless in the duration of this match,
please forgive us. This is AMAZING carnage.
Bradley: Only Sassy and B.B. haven't been busted up, and we ar only a
few minutes into this Women's Title match!.
B.B. then picks up Saundra and attempts the Deffstar Driver, but
Saundra counters into a modified fireman's carry, and B.B. lands back
first
into a steel chair!
Adam: Holy moly!
The fans are really getting into this carnage. On one side, Saundra
nails B.B. with a cookie sheet, the other side, Sassy and Mistress
have a
fistfight and on the farside, Ms. Kim nails Jesse with a broomstick,
smashing it in half! Kim then breaks the head off the broom, and with
the
two remaining parts, hits Jesse, martial arts style, about the head
and
body with them!
Adam: Wow! What stick work from Ms. Kim!
Bradley: Damn right! Jesse is finished!
Saundra looks under the ring and B.B. follows. As B.B. stands Saundra
up, the native of New Jersey SMASHES something into B.B's face.
Adam: THAT WAS A COFFEE MACHINE!
Bradley: I thought coffee was meant to keep you up?
Adam: Not served the way Saundra Gates did to B.B. What a SHOT!
Sassy grabs a hockey stick and breaks it over Mistress, who seems
totally unfazed! Sassy grabs a golf club and bends that over
Mistress' head,
to little avail! Sassy ducks a clothesline and BREAKS A FOOTBALL
HELMET
OVER MISTRESS' CRANIUM!
Adam: OMFC!
Bradley: Huh?
Adam: OH.. MY.. FUCKING... CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIST!
Bradley: Whoa! Can the blasphemy!
Meanwhile, Saundra has a cheese grater, and she RAKES B.B's face on
it,
and seconds later, The Thug Girl is wearing a SERIOUS CRIMSON MASK!
On the other side, Jesse nails a piledriver on Kim RIGHT ON THE STEEL
STEPS! Then she looks under the ring and grabs a flat screen computer
monitor! Jesse then SMASHES the monitor over Kim's head, and by now,
the
whole stadium is going nuts!
Adam: This is World War 3 right here!
Bradley: Don't EVER compare this to a "We Can't Wrestle" pay-per-view
name, you jackass! This is A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALL GAME!
Adam: Well, I stand MUCH corrected.
Saundra, meanwhile has pulled out a coffee table, and places B.B. on
the table. She puts The Thug Girl in a standing position, and we can
see
that B.B. is out on her feet. Saundra then gets onto the apron,
backflips over...
Adam: OH GOD! Close The Gates! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!
Bradley: Milk and Cookies for B.B... She gone Nighty Night!
Meanwhile, Mistress hits Sassy in the back with a baseball bat, and
the
champion does down! Mistress then finds a guitar, and Sassy gets back
up, only for Mistress to SMASH the instrument over Sassy's face.
Adam: Aw MY!
Sassy is now busted wide open, and Mistress brings in a table wrapped
in barbed wire. Saundra sets up a table at ringside, and so does
Jesse.
And Mistress, Saundra and Jesse nail STEREO SUPLEXES to Sassy, B.B.
and
Ms. Kim, but not through the tables. Instead, both Jesse and Saundra
go
on the ring apron on opposite sides, and Mistress pulls out a ladder,
and climbs that with Sassy on her shoulders!
Adam: No way! DON'T TELL ME...
And we see ALL SIX WOMEN FLY, AND ALL SIX WOMEN HIT THE TABLES! EVERY
FAN FROM RINGSIDE TO THE NOSEBLEEDS ARE ROWDY AS A MOTHERFUCKER!
Bradley: THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME ADAM! ALL SIX WENT THROUGH THOSE
TABLES!
Adam: This has been a crazy match, and the VCW Women's Title, HANGS
IN
THE BALANCE!
Somehow, after nearly a minute, all six stagger to their feet, and
the
ovation is off the page...
Adam: These six WOMEN WARRIORS want that championship so damn badly!
Bradley: No doubt, if you could, YOU'd wrestle in that match, huh
Adam?
Adam: Well...
Bradley: Haha, you idiot..
Jesse is first up, and she enters the ring and goes right for
Mistress,
and chokes out Mistress with a toilet seat!
Meanwhile, Sassy rolls to the outside, and Saundra grabs her, and
nails
a sick DDT into a CRYSTAL VASE placed on the FLOOR!
Adam: Holy shit! Where the HELL did that vase come from?
Bradley: Don't look at me!
B.B. staggers up and grabs a ceramic dinner plate. And as she hits
Ms.
Kim with it, Kim nails B.B. with a kendo stick! Both B.B. and Kim hit
the deck! Saundra then rakes Sassy's face into the cage wall, and the
blood begins to flow from the champion's face once again!
Saundra then finds another weapon amongst the mess, a 2X4, and she
goes
to break it over Sassy's skull, but Sassy blocks it, and hits Saundra
with the 2X4! The place comes alive again!
By now, Ms. Kim has staggered back up, and she pulls out a pair of
handcuffs! And she catches Mistress, and cuffs her to the top rope!
Adam: Uh-oh! If I was Mistress, I'd just pray.
And soon, the remaining five women are back up. And Kim gathers them
in
some kind of... football huddle.
Adam: What is this, I wonder?
In the huddle, Kim utters something in Japanese, whilst pointing to
Mistress, who is struggling to get free! The huddle breaks apart, and
Kim
then grabs a chair, and as she repeats what she said, she them points
to the chair, then to Mistress.
Adam: Looks like Ms. Kim needs to brush up on her English.
Bradley: I think she told the others to take out Mistress! She's a
genius! Take out an opponent, AND break down the language barrier!
Adam: You are too much sometimes...
And Kim goes right for Mistress, WHAM! a Chair Shot From The Gods,
and
Mistress' eyes roll back in her head! Kim then passes the chair to
B.B.
And B.B. gives the chair back, saying "Let's do this shit PROPERLY!"
before grabbing an imfamous "STAR CHAIR!"
Adam: OH GOD!
Bradley: Well, it was nice knowing ya, Mistress!
B.B. then nails a HARD ASS SHOT to Mistress' cranium. Saundra is
next,
and she bends that chair over Mistress' head. Jesse opts to smash the
chair in the midsection of Mistress. And Sassy then smashes the
chair,
baseball style, then swings...
B A M !
A Chair Shot Heard Round the World connects!
Adam: WHAT.. A.. SHOT!
Bradley: I think Sassy could be the female Balls Mahoney!
Adam: What about Star?
Bradley: Um... that's too close to call!
But instead of taking Mistress' head off, this almost knocks her BACK
INTO CONSCIOUSNESS! And Mistress IS ULTRA PISSED! She screams and
pulls
as hard as she can on the cuffs, and they BREAK! The place is in
shock!
Adam: What STRENGTH from Mistress!
Bradley: Incredible! She's back in this motherfucker!
And Mistress grabs the first thing she can find, a sledgehammer, and
she SMASHES it into Sassy's face, and the champion goes down! Then
WHAM!
A shot to B.B.
WHAM! A shot to Jesse.
WHAM! A sick shot to Saundra, then a swing shot to Ms. Kim! The fans
are totally witnessing a massacre!
Then Mistress picks up B.B. and throws her into the cage! The fence
breaks apart, and as B.B. holds onto it, she tears it down!
Adam: Mistress is back in this match!
Bradley: She took FIVE SICK CHAIR SHOTS, and she's back UP? INSANE!
B.B. is down and out on the floor, but as she gets up, Saundra wails
on
her!
Adam: Looks like the alliance against Mistress is over! NO ONE wants
a
part of her!
And as Mistress picks a target in Sassy, Ms. Kim and Jesse fight out
to
the outside. And as they do, B.B. and Saundra CLIMB UP THE CAGE! The
place goes nuts!
Adam: Girls, DON'T DO IT! Remember War of Ages!
Bradley: They might not have wrestled in that match, but damn Adam,
you
got a point! Jess and Joss DAMN... NEAR... KILLED EACH OTHER, IN THE
FIRST MINUTE OF THE MATCH!
Adam: And they started up top!
And seconds later, Jesse and Ms. Kim follow with weapons! Kim has a
kendo stick and Jesse is climbing one handedly as she has a box fan
in her
other hand! By now, we have four women on the top of the cage, and
Sassy and Mistress in the ring, fighting!
Adam: And Mistress and Sassy in the ring - perhaps the safest place
to
be!
As the four girls up top brawl it out, Mistress nails a reverse DDT
on
Sassy and she ACTUALLY GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THR... Sassy kicks out!
Adam: Amazing! We have a near fall, nearly 20-25 minutes into this
match!
Mistress nails a brainbuster and gets another near fall. A
spinebuster
also gets two! And Mistress hits a high impact DDT...
Adam: THE FINAL SIN! SHE HIT THE FINAL SIN!
Mistress covers Sassy...
ONE!
TWO!
THR... SASSY SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP! THE FANS HAVE GONE PAST A FEVER
PITCH!
Adam: INCREDIBLE! Sassy Lassy kicked out of the Final Sin!
Bradley: That's a girl who won the OWA Women's Title in perhaps the
greatest match in that company's history. I know we hate their guts,
but
we CANNOT deny that the OWA brought Sassy to the dance, and that they
have classic matches!
Adam: That is a great point. Despite the ASSHOLES in charge, the
Online
Wrestling Association is still ahead of those FUCKS up in Connecticut.
Bradley: Word on that! OWA is the REAL #2 company in pro-wrestling!
And
pay-per-viewers, you are watching the #1 company!
Mistress gets pissed off and grabs a table. She sets it up, then
finds
another table and places it on top.But Sassy rolls to the outside,
and
she finds a table. She erects that, but Mistress nails her with a
chair. Mistress then picks up a second table and sets it up on top of
the
first.
Adam: Looks like Sassy is going to taste those tables if Mistress has
her way!
Up top, B.B. is teetering toward those tables set up outside the
cage,
and Saundra and Jesse brawl in the centre of the cage. Then both B.B.
and Saundra nail their opponents with kicks to the gut, and B.B.
nails
the T.G. DROP OFF THE CAGE! Both B.B. and Ms. Kim FLY OFF INTO THE
TWO
TABLES AT RINGSIDE!
Adam: HOLY FUCK!
Then Saundra nails the Close The Gates on Jesse, BUT THE CAGE ROOF
COLLAPSES, AND THEY CRASH THROUGH THE TABLES IN THE RING! The "Holy
Fuck!"
and "VC-Fuckin-W!" chants are deafening!
Adam: Holy hell...
Bradley: If those girls aren't all dead, then I'm the most surprised
bastard in Clemson!
Adam: I think you look pretty surprised.
The only women left up are Sassy and Mistress. Mistress nails the
Greetings From Asbury Park on Sassy, but only gets a near fall!
Adam: Shades of Curt Benjamin and the Jumped In there!
Mistress then grabs a sack from under the ring, and pours out a pile
of
THUMBTACKS onto the floor! The fans are going wild!
Mistress attempts a Diamond Cutter onto the tacks, but Sassy counters
and throws Mistress ONTO THE TACKS!
Bradley: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAYHOUSE MATCH EVER!
Adam: And Sassy... the champion, is STILL UP!
Sassy then grabs Ms. Kim, laid the fuck out as a result of that
suicidal T.G. Drop from B.B, and re-enters the cage. Kim is rolled
into the
ring, and Sassy finds an air hockey table and throws that into the
ring.
Adam: Looks like all the tables supplied for this match have been
broken!
Bradley: Time for some air hockey!
Sassy sets the table upright, and sets up for a back suplex, and Kim
counters! Kim goes for the suplex, and Sassy counters. Then Sassy
nails a
side Russian leg sweep and both women go THROUGH that table!
Adam: Oh my God!
Bradley: These six are killing eachother!
By now, all six women are down, all six are battered, bruised and
bleeding. Mistress is in a pile of tacks, and B.B. is still in the
pile of
tables at ringside. Saundra and Jesse haven't moved since the Close
The
Gates through the cage roof. And Kim and Sassy are the only ones
stirring.
Adam: This has been a MARATHON. Whether you like any of these great
women wrestlers or not, you have just got to be blown away by their
incredible hearts, their overwhelming desire to be champion, and
their
phenomenal athleticism. Weaker women would have given up, or not even
turned
up here tonight!
Bradley: Exactly. This is the price they are ALL willing to pay. All
six in this match would walk through hell to... fuck that, they'd
DEFEND
THE WOMEN'S TITLE IN HELL ITSELF! THAT... is what that belt means to
them!
Somehow, Ms. Kim and Sassy are back up. And Mistress is sitting up,
but
she is in total agony, with tacks sticking in her back.
Adam: Herculean efforts from Sassy, Kim and Mistress to just GET UP!
Kim and Sassy are back up and CONTINUE FIGHTING! Kim gets the better
of
the exchange, and she pulls out a field of barbed wire, and places
that
in the ring.
Adam: Oh God! I told you folks! They'll kill eachother to win!
Bradley: I am totally going to lose it here if that barbed wire is
used!
Kim nails Sassy with a kick, and attempts the Michinoku Driver! But
Sassy grabs her head, and locks in a headlock, She springs off the
ropes
and nails a
SASSY
CRASH!
INTO THE BARBED WIRE! AND IT EXPLODES, AND EVERY FAN IS IN SHOCK AND
AWE!
Bradley: HOLYYYYYYY... FUCKINNNNNNNN...
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Adam: The SASSY CRASH INTO EXPLODING BARBED WIRE!
And Sassy rolls Kim over, and covers...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!
The bell rings, and "American Bad Ass" hits...
Adam: IT'S OVER! WHAT A MATCH!
Charles: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE MATCH... 38 MINUTES, 12 SECONDS...
YOUR WINNER... AAAAAAANNNND... STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!
V...C...W...
WOMENNNNNN'S... CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN!
"THE BAD ASS!" SASSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAASSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Referee Burns hands Sassy the title belt, but she just falls to her
knees in exhaustion. Burns helps her up, ands Sassy falls down again,
and
rolls out of the ring. But suddenly, MISTRESS nails Sassy in the head
with a chair, and nails the DAMNEDEST FINAL SIN SEEN ON TELEVISION OR
PAY PER VIEW!
Adam: OH GOD!
Bradley: She spiked Sassy down like a railroad spike! Mistress had
the
chance, but she failed!
Mistress leaves to an uber hostile reception as "Sour Times (Live)"
hits...
Backstage Katya has caught up with "The Main Event" Jason Snow and
The Big Nasty.
"OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE, OUTLAWS RULE..."
Katya: So guys you ready for your big title defense coming up next.
Jason's cell phone goes off.
Jason: Let me get that Katya.
Katya: Sure thing champ, Nasty any comments?
Nasty: I see four guys with problems, BIG NASTY PROBLEMS. And you
know what's the conclusion to a big nasty problem don't you Katya?
Katya: A Nasty Conclusion?
Nasty: Exactly.
Jason: FUCK!
Katya: What's that Jase?
Jason: Have any of you seen Star?
Katya: Not since we did "The Main Event"
Nasty: Jase what's going on?
Jason: Somebody done kidnapped my girl.
Then we hear a car speeding off outside and Jason runs outside and
hops into his Red Lamborghini and takes off after them.
Adam: DAMMIT, NOW WHY IN THE HELL WOULD SOMEBODY DO A DAMN THING LIKE
THAT?
Katya: Oh shit this is serious, what are you gonna do Nasty?
Nasty: I'm gonna go out there and defend these belts and afterwards
I'm gonna hop into my escalade and help Jase FUCK THAT BITCH UP!
Nasty walks off.
Bradley: this is not the right time to be playing those kinds of
games. I mean what lowlife would do something like that. And I'm
not one for faces, but that's something I don't play right there.
Adam: YA DAMN STRAIGHT ON THAT ONE TRIPLE-B, I HOPE JASON FINDS WHO
IS IT, AND HAVE HIS WAY WITH HIM.
Then "Presidential Polonaise" hits and we see Corporate America come
out to heavy boos.
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE TRIPLE THREAT ELIMINATION
TABLES MATCH! INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGERS, JOHN WILSON, ALAN
HUGHES, CORPORATE AMERICA.
"Home" by Three Days Grace plays over the loud speakers as Mike Acid
& Jonathan Kashmere walk out onto the stage and head to the ring....
Charles : Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce members of Danger
Incorporated, Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, They are The Rude CREW
As The Rude Crew are running down to ringside Corporate America meets
them with some rights and lefts. The Rude Crew fight back, as we see
Acid take Wilson and slam his head into the steel steps, Wilson no
sells and he slams Acid's head into the steel steps. Kashmere takes
a chair and SLAM he smashes it into the head of Hughes. Acid pulls a
ladder out and he nails Wilson in the stomach with it. Wilson
doubles over and Acid climbs onto the guard railing and he rides that
ladder right into the back of Wilson SMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAACKKKKKK and
BOOOOOOOOOOOM we hear as the impact from the ladder sends Wilson head
first into the steel steps. Wilson looks up and we see that he is
bleeding. Acid sees Wilson is slumped by the steel steps and he hops
onto the guard railing and runs across it only to get a face full of
steel as Hughes tosses a chair into his face to stop his forward
progress then Acid is hit from the other side with the ladder as
Wilson is back up. Acid falls into the crowd. Kashmere grabs Hughes
and nails him with a Northern Lights suplex. But we see Wilson
fumbling around underneath of the ring, and all of a sudden we see
four jars of Mayonnaise, Jelly, Peanut Butter, and Mexican Salsa roll
out.
Adam: What the hell is this?
Bradley: well we got tables, so why not food?
Adam: I ain't eating off of them tables.
Bradley: HAHA.
Kashmere turns around and SMASH, he's smacked in the face with a jar
of mayo. CRASH, he's slapped in the face with a jar of Jelly, then
he's caught in the face with that jar of Peanut Butter.
Bradley: HAHA, I LOVE THIS. YOU CAN'T HAVE PEANUT BUTTER WITHOUT
JELLY.
Kashmere is still standing, but barely though. Wilson delivers the
knock out punch with that jar of Mexican Salsa. Wilson then runs
over to the ring and he pulls out a table. He picks Kashmere up and
attempts to power bomb him though it, but Acid leaps onto the table
and drop kicks his partner in the back causing him to fall on top of
Wilson. Hughes is back up and now all four men are going at it. We
see Wilson and Hughes pick up the table and try to run Acid and
Kashmere over with it. But Acid and Kashmere perform a double drop
kick causing the table to break in half. Wilson takes his half and
Hughes takes his half and they start beating Acid and Kashmere
senseless with them. Then all of a sudden we hear...
THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, power chord,
some more thumps and the fans ALL RISE TO THEIR FUCKING FEET,
as "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits and we see The Big Nasty coming
through the entrance way with both North American titles on his
massive shoulders and he's carrying a table.
"NASTY, NASTY, NASTY, NASTY, NASTY, NASTY..."
Adam: NASTY IS HERE, AND THE SHIT IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN.
Wilson and Hughes both charge the Big Nasty and he catches both guys
by the throat and he choke slams them both on the metal ramp way.
Kashmere and Acid both get up and charge at Nasty, but Nasty throws
that table like it was a baseball and he nails both Kashmere and
Acid. Big Nasty then picks Wilson up and WHAM, a Nasty Conclusion on
Wilson and WHAM, a Nasty Conclusion on Hughes. We see Nasty pick
Wilson and Hughes up and take them over the guard railing through the
crowd.
Bradley: Where is he taking them?
Adam: I have the damndest idea Bradley.
Nasty, Wilson, and Hughes have disappeared into the crowd.
Adam: How the hell do three big Hosses like those guys disappear in
any crowd?
Bradley: Maybe you need your glasses cleaned Adam, I see them.
Adam: Where at?
Bradley: Right there, oh wait, that's not them, those are three fat
ladies. Jeez I was WAY off, they looked like the only time they've
ever dropped dress sizes is when they realized that they couldn't fit
in them.
Adam: Folks I do apologize for Bradley.
Then we see up on top of the UltraTron, The Big Nasty with Wilson and
Hughes and he has them in Nasty Conclusion position. Nasty points to
a table set up in the crowd and he is ready to drop them but WHAM,
Nasty is nailed with something that sounded like a chair and we see
Nasty drop from the UltraTron though the table.
Adam: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Bradley: I don't know Adam, it sounded like a chair.
Then we see a chair fly over the UltraTron and hit the Big Nasty.
Charles: THE BIG NASTY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Adam: THAT'S NOT RIGHT, WHO HIT HIM WITH THAT CHAIR?
The fans all boo as Nasty picks himself up, Wilson and Hughes look
like they've seen a ghost and they hurry to get off of the UltraTron.
Adam: Who is up there?
Bradley: I wish I knew.
Adam: WHO EVER IT WAS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS OR HER SOUL, THEY
HAVE JUST SCREWED THE OUTLAWS.
Bradley: So now we ARE gonna crown new North American Champs.
Wilson and Hughes both drop down and they approach The Rude Crew,
there's a little jaw jacking but out of nowhere we see the Big Nasty
laying waste to all four of them with that chair that he was hit with.
Bradley: JESUS, did you hear those chair shots?
Nasty drops the chair and poses to the crowd before exiting. They
all cheer for Nasty and he is going through the curtain.
Adam: That big monster is gonna kill somebody.
Kashmere and Acid both get up as well as Hughes. Kashmere and Acid
double team on Hughes a bit. They take Hughes to the edge of the
stage and Hughes starts fighting back, but to no avail. One kick to
the stomach and Kashmere and Acid have Hughes set up for...
Adam: THE ULTIMATE LAST RIDE, THE ULTIMATE LAST RIDE.
Bradley: they are gonna drop his ass off of that stage.
Then Kashmere and Acid toss Hughes off of the stage and he crashes
into the tech area.
Bradley: HE JUST CRASHED INTO THE TECH AREA!
Adam: But no tables were there so he's still in this match.
Kashmere and Acid then go and start working over Wilson, then from
out the back we see...
Adam: RAKE DONOVAN! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?
Bradley: Well he is the crew's manager isn't he?
Rake comes over and he gets a couple of shots in on Wilson. Wilson
shoves Rake back and he nails Acid and Kashmere in the nut sacks.
Adam: Go on and say it Bradley
Bradley: The great equalizer, right there.
Wilson then nails Kashmere with a diamond cutter.
Adam: Oh what a vicious Diamond Cutter.
Wilson picks Kashmere up and he tosses him into the tech area where
his partner is just getting up and CRASH, Kashmere goes through a
table.
Adam: KASHMERE WENT THROUGH THE TABLE!
Charles: JONATHAN KASHMERE HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED
Bradley: Well he's gone. I tell you what, when Jason catches up to
that guy who kidnapped Star I can tell you this, he's a dead man.
Adam: My thoughts exactly
Wilson starts pounding away on Acid as he clotheslines him over the
guard railing. Wilson and Acid disappear in the crowd.
Adam: HERE WE GO AGAIN.
We see figures moving in the crowd, but then all of a sudden everyone
looks up and we see Wilson and Acid on top of the UltraTron. Every
fan is Oohing and Ahhhing with every punch from these two guys.
Bradley: DON'T FALL, DON'T FALL...
Adam: And what the hell is Rake doing?
Rake has gotten a table up to the stage, and he pours gasoline on it.
Then Rake sets the table on fire, and the reaction is beyond off the
FUCKING CHAIN. Wilson sees this and tries to toss Acid onto the
flaming table, but a chair nails Wilson in the head and he flips off
the stage into the burning table.
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, I THINK HE MAY BE DEAD!
Bradley: Again with the chair, who the hell is up there?
Charles: JOHN WILSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Then we see that it's Amy Starr with the chair.
Adam: UH-OH, do you think that she was the one earlier.
Bradley: Yes hell, she had to be. She's up there ain't she?
Meanwhile, Acid heads down and he and Hughes go at it. Acid nails
him with some serious rights and lefts, but Hughes sucks it up and
returns fire. Acid and Hughes brawl all the way from the tech area
back over the guard railing. we see that Rake and Amy build a house
of tables in the tech area. Hughes pulls out a table wrapped in
Barbed Wire, Hughes sets it up. Acid gets up and Hughes tries to
powerbomb Acid through that table, but Acid DDT's him through it, and
both men are deemed to have broken the table according to the ref.
Bradley: Who is that ref, Stevie Wonder? This match should be over.
Acid somehow gets up first, and Hughes struggles to get up. This
gives Acid the time to grab another barbed wire wrapped table, and by
now we see five tables in a triangle formation (three tables at the
bottom with two on top of it). Acid puts the sixth table on the
house. Hughes is back up and the fight continues with him and Acid,
and once again, it goes to the UltraTron.
Bradley: What is people's obsession with the UltraTron tonight?
Adam: Damned if I know.
As Acid and Hughes fight on the UltraTron, and then Acid nails an
errant right hand, and it topples Hughes as he stumbles to the edge.
We see Rake and Amy light all 6 tables on fire.
Adam: SIX BURNING TABLES!
Bradley: SOMEONE EITHER CALL 9-1-1 OR BRING SOME WEENIES AND
HAMBURGERS OUT.
Hughes fights back, but Acid kicks him in the nuts and sets him up in
power bomb position but instead on nailing a power bomb Acid does
something a little different.
Adam: A CANADIAN DESTROYER, A CANADIAN DESTROYER RIGHT OFF THE TOP OF
THE ULTRATRON THROUGH SIX COUNT `EM SIX FLAMING TABLES.
Bradley: AND THIS MATCH IS OVER!
Charles: your winners AND NEW VCW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
THE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDE
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!
We see Amy and Rake run over to celebrate as the crew is handed their
belts.
Bradley: Yeah Amy you better celebrate now, because when The Outlaws
catch up to you, you won't be able to.
Adam: You are damn straight on that one.
Backstage we see Jessica Lohan, Marz, KD, and Ms. Payne with Bambi
and the fans boo all 5 girls out of the building.
J-Lo: Look Bambi, stay back here, I don't think we need you to take
care of these four slut-bitches.
KD: I agree. Anything Jess says I agree on it.
We then see Blake walk into the scene.
Blake: Hey Jess thanks for taking care of that problem for me.
Jess: For you Blake, I'd do anything. It was my pleasure, to smash
that JT bitch up and cause her to lose her first match.
Blake: I owe you one Jess.
Jess: The night is still young, after we win this match, you should
come out and party with us.
Blake: I might take you up on that offer.
Jess: I think you should, you and I still have a business matter to
attend to.
Blake: we sure do.
Jess: Come on girls
The Female Fight Club walk off to the ring, as Blake checks out
Jessica's money maker.
Adam: I wonder what that was all about?
Bradley: You never know around here.
Charles : This contest is a First-ever Blitz Creek
elimination tag team match....
This match has a 15 Minute time limit, has no DQ rules
and has individual elimination rules.
Then we hear...
[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
"Ass like That" by Eminem hits the loud speakers as
The Female Fight Club walk
onto the stage and head to the ring, fans BOO the hell out of them
"J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS"
Funny thing is the cameras zoom in close on Jennifer Lopez who is
sitting in the front row and she is one of the thousands screaming "J-
LO SUCKS"
Bradley: See that Adam? HAHA
Adam: Quite Ironic, don't you think?
Charles : Introducing first, Here are Kiss of Death,
Marz, Ms Maxine Payne, and the leader of the FFC, "The
Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan.... They are the
FEEEMMMAALLLEEE FIIIIGGHHHTTT CCCCLLUUUBBB.
They all enter the ring and we see Jessica get a microphone.
J-Lo: Well look who decided to show up here, of all places... CLEMSON.
Fans boo.
J-Lo: You guys can boo me all you want, but it doesn't change the
fact that you are all LOSERS.
Fans boo even louder.
J-Lo: And look who we have in the crowd. We have the REAL J-Ho.
Jennifer Hopez.
Jennifer is getting quite upset as Jessica exits the ring to talk a
little trash.
J-Lo: Just look at this bitch. You guys wanna say I sleep around,
huh? It's a well documented fact that this slut has been ho-ing all
over Hollywood. Dayum slut, how many times are you gonna get
married. You got more fucking rings than Shaquille O'Neil.
Adam: She didn't have to go there.
J-Lo: What you wanna do? You wanna fight, bitch I'll kick your ass.
The fans are booing Jessica right out of the building, Jennifer takes
a swing and she SLAPS the shit out of Jessica. And Jessica leaps at
Jennifer but Security pulls them apart, and the crowd is absolutely
LOVING THIS.
Adam: LOOK AT THAT J-LO HAS COME TO GET HER SOME OF... J-LO!
Bradley: LET `EM GO, LET `EM GO AT IT.
"Dirty" By Christina Aguilera hits the loud speakers
as the Heartbreakers walk onto the stage and head to
the ring. And the fans go WILD for these girls
Charles : And finally, here is Krissy, Amber, and
Jennifer & Amy Lane, they are the
HEARRRRTTTTTBRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKKKERRRRRS..
<< >> HELL'S HIGHWAY
<< V >> FIRST EVER BLITZ CREEK MATCH
<< C >> The Female Fight Club
<< W >> vs.
<< >> The Heart Breakers
The referee for this contest, Donna Berwick, calls for
the bell and for the match to start..
Marz and Jennifer Lane start off the match...
Marz and Jennifer starts attacking each other with
slaps... Marz throws Jennifer into the corner and
goes for a high knee but Jennifer moves out of the way
and she hits her knee in the corner....
Adam : Oh that had to hurt...
Jennifer takes advantage of Marz's mistake and tries
to go for the cover......but only gets a 2 count...
Jennifer locks Marz in a DDT position and delivers a
face-first DDT onto the canvas..
Jennifer goes for the cover and gets a close 3.....
but Marz kicks out at the last second
Kiss of Death runs in and clothesline Jennifer down
hard.... K.D. throws Jennifer into the ring ropes and
nails Jennifer with a sidewalk slam....
K.D. rolls Marz over on top of Jennifer and Marz goes
for the cover....and gets the 3 count... Jennifer
Lane has been eliminated...
Adam : It is FFC 4 and Heartbreakers 3.
Amber gets in the ring and faces Marz..... Marz tags
in K.D. and lets her do some damage on Amber...
K.D. give Amber a bunch of good kicks to the stomach
and nails a X-Factor on Amber
K.D. goes for cover and gets a close 3 but Amber kicks
out at the last second...
K.D picks up Amber and delivers 4 repeat-ed German
Suplexes to Amber and then K.D. climbs on the top rope
and nails Amber with a flying elbow drop from the top
rope....
Adam : Wow, that was the "KISS OF DEATH" By Kiss of
death.....big finisher....
K.D. goes for the cover and gets a 3 count on Amber...
Amber is eliminated..
Bradley : It is now FFC 4 and Heartbreakers 2.
Amy Lane gets in the ring and faces K.D. and goes
after her.....
Amy nails a dropkick on K.D. and knocks her to the
outside....
Amy climbs to the outside and throws K.D. to the steel
steps... and she picks up K.D and gives her a
body slam onto the steps dropping her face and chest
first...
Adam : oh that had to hurt...
Amy picks up K.D. and throws her into the ring and
throws her into the FFC corner...
Adam : I think Amy wants a piece of J-Lo or one of the
other FFC members..
K.D. Tags in Marz and Marz goes after Amy...Amy trips
up Marz and slams her straight to the mat face
first...
Amy kicks Marz in the stomach and sets up Marz for a
suplex.... Amy delivers her finishing move to her.....
a northern Lights suplex.... Amy locks it in and
grapevines the legs...... with a bridge...
Referee, Donna, makes the count, and Amy gets the 3
count on Marz..... Marz is eliminated....
Adam : It is now FFC 3 Heartbreakers 2.
Amy tags in Krissy and K.D. is tagged in and goes
after Krissy....
K.D. nails Krissy with a dropkick and knocks her out
of the ring... K.D. climbs out of the ring after
Krissy and throws Krissy into the steel guardrail and
then picks her up and slams her face-and-chest first
on top of the guardrail......
K.D. picks Krissy and throws her into the ring...
K.D. Tags in J-Lo and the double team Krissy....
they give Krissy a double suplex..
J-Lo goes for the cover and Krissy kicks out at the 2
count....
J-Lo picks up Krissy and throws her into the ring
corner and nails her with a high knee...
J-Lo waits for Krissy to get up and nails Krissy with
a superkick to the face...
J-Lo goes for the cover and gets the 3 count on
Krissy.... Krissy is eliminated
Adam : It is now FFC 3 Heartbreakers 1
Bradley : The Heartbreakers have no chance of coming
back from this one..... they are down 3 to 1.... and
Amy Lane is by herself in this one
Adam : The fans are going crazy for some
reason....wonder why....
Bradley : I see why...... a new face in the VCW, JT
has come to the ring to get her some of the FFC and
J-Lo
JT sneaks up behind the FFC and grabs K.D. legs and
slams K.D. head onto the ring apron....
When K.D. gets up from getting her head slammed into
the ring apron....she is met with another shot from
JT....the Rattler (a powerful superkick - sweet chin
music) to the jaw...
J.T. picks up K.D. and throws her into the ring
Ms Payne climbs off the ring apron and charges after
JT but is met by a dropkick to the knees from JT.....
JT picks up Ms Payne and throws her into the
guardrails and knocks out Ms Payne
Amy Lane kicks K.D. in the knees a few times and hits
K.D with a super kick that knocks her down
Amy locks in the indian death lock and makes KD tap
out to the indian Death Lock....
but J-Lo dropped a leg drop onto the Amy's head and
interrupted Donna's count and the submission is broke
up......
JT slides into the ring to help Amy Lane..... . JT
starts kicking KD and throws her into the ring corner
and when KD comes out the ring corner and she is a
caught by a Rattler (from JT) and a Sweet Chin Music
(from Amy Lane)..... and that Knocks out K.D.
Amy Lane goes for a cover and gets the 3 count on
K.D.... Kiss of Death is eliminated...
Adam : Looks like Amy is making a come back thanks to
JT
Bradley : It is now FFC 2 Heartbreakers 1
JT bounces off the ring ropes and gives J-Lo a rattler
who is on ring apron waiting for a tag from Ms Payne
who is the legal person since KD got eliminated
last... and knocks J-Lo to the outside of the ring....
Adam : Oh that surprised J-Lo
JT slides out of the ring and throws Ms Payne into the
ring.....
JT Slides back into the ring .... Amy throws Ms Payne
into the corner and follows her into the corner with a
cross body splash.... which rocks Ms Payne...... JT
waits on Ms Payne to come out of the corner and nails
her with the Rattler.... and knocks her down.....
Amy grabs Ms Payne and throws her into the ring corner
and splashes Ms Payne in the corner and knocks her and
grabs Ms Payne's legs and locks her in the
sharpshooter
...and Ms Payne starts to tap out........ Donna
counts out Ms Payne..... Ms Payne is eliminated by
Submission
Jess gets back into the ring and Amy notices who's left, and the fans
all start up.
Bradley: UH-OH
Adam: AND LOOK WHO'S LEFT! AMY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR
A LONG TIME!
Jess gets up and Amy runs over and starts pounding away on Jess,
vicious rights and lefts as the crowd gets 100% behind her.
Adam: AND LOOK AT AMY GO.
Bradley: NOT THE FACE AMY, NOT THE FACE.
Amy picks Jessica up and sends her to the outside.
Adam: Amy wants to do some serious damage to Jessica.
Amy picks Jess up and slams her face first into the guard railing.
Amy grabs Jessica up like she wants to sling her into the guard
railing, but Jess kicks Amy in the stomach and sends her into the
ring apron. Amy falls to the floor clutching her lower back. Jess
leaps onto the ring apron awaiting Amy to get up, the moment Amy gets
up she is greeted by a somersault plancha from Jessica. Jessica gets
up and grabs a chair just waiting to smash it on the skull of Amy.
Amy sees this and the moment Jess goes to swing that chair she is
stopped by a kick to the stomach from Amy. Jess drops the chair, and
Amy picks it up and SMMMMAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK, right across the top of
the head Amy wraps that chair. Amy then opens up that chair and
puts it around Jess' neck, she puts the seat part where Jess' face
is. Then she pushes Jess into the ring post and CRASH, steal meets
steal which meets skull. Amy picks Jess up and she pushes her into
the other ring post on that side. The crowd is ooh-ing with every
face plant into the ring post that Amy gives her.
Bradley: *whining* Why is she trying to ruin such a beautiful face?
Amy takes the chair from around Jess' neck and tosses it into the
ring.
Adam: Man, we have witnessed Total Nonstop Action tonight, and it
isn't even Tuesday Night Anarchy.
Bradley: Yeah and neither one of these girls came to show any Tits-N-
Ass, they came to fight.
Adam: Damn straight, as do all of our women here in VCW.
Jessica enters the ring, and Amy charges at her with the chair,
Jessica stops her with a kick to mid-section and a springboard
bulldog onto that chair.
Adam: MY GOD, THAT'S A SASSY CRASH!
Bradley: Do you think she's trying to send a message of sorts?
Adam: Maybe.
Jessica then leaps to the top rope like she's about to do a
moonsault, but Amy leaps up and runs up behind her and hit her in the
back, then Amy leaps to the top rope herself. Amy then does a
floatover and connects with a top rope sit down power bomb, and the
fans have all RISEN TO THEIR FUCKING FEET. Amy holds on for the
cover, Donna with the count.
ONE
TWO
THR… NO, Jess kicks out.
Adam: SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE!
Amy picks Jess up and gives her a few hard forearm shots, then she
Irish Whips Jess into the ropes, upon Jess returning Amy attempts a
clothesline, Jess ducks and Amy runs into the opposite ropes Jess
stops in the middle of the ring and when Amy returns she is sent
airborne and Jess nails her with…
THE
LOHAN
DROP
Bradley: THE LOHAN DROP, THIS IS IT, IT'S OVER! And she didn't even
have to debut those new moves yet.
Jess makes the cover, Donna with the count.
ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Amy gets the shoulder up.
Adam: SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP, AMY WON'T GIVE UP!
Jess picks Amy up and sends her back first into the turnbuckle. Jess
sets Amy on the top rope, Jess then goes up to the top she's playing
with the back of Amy's head, doing the giving head motion. She lays
her right leg on Amy's right shoulder then places the left leg on the
left shoulder. Jess then does a full front flip into a Victory Roll
from the top rope, and the fans cheer the action, many of them BOO
Jess, the camera's focus in on Jennifer Lopez who is booing the shit
out of Jess.
Bradley: and look at J-Lo
Adam: Which one?
Bradley: The fake one, we have the REAL one here.
Adam: Oh give me a break.
Jess holds onto that victory roll as Donna is making the count.
ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Amy kicks out.
Adam: THE FIGHT JUST WON'T DIE IN THAT GIRL.
Bradley: It won't die but Jess IS gonna kill it.
Jessica gets up and she points to Jennifer Lopez and tells her
to "WATCH THIS ONE BITCH" *fans BOO LOUDLY* Jess picks up that chair
and she attempts to smash Amy's head in but Amy stops her with a
punch to the mid-section and the fans all start cheering again. Amy
picks up a steal chair and launches herself at Jess, SMACK!! Steal
crushes the forehead of Jess. Amy manages to get her arm on Jess,
Donna with the count.
ONE
TWO
THR…NO, Jess kicks out.
By now the crowd is growing anxious to see which one of these two
women warriors are going to come out on top. Although the crowd is
firmly behind Amy! Amy gets to the corner and she pulls herself up.
Jess pulls herself up by the ring ropes, Amy runs over and she picks
the chair up and smashes Jess with it again. Then Amy slams the
chair on the ground, she picks Jess up and nails the Twist of Fate on
Jess onto the chair. Amy makes the cover, Donna with the count.
ONE
TWO
THRE…NO, Jess gets the shoulder up.
The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Amy picks Jess up and she signals to the crowd that this is it. She
hooks Jess and WHAM! She nails Jess with the Northern lights Suplex
onto the chair. Amy stays in the bridge. Donna with the count.
ONE
TWO
THRE…NO, Jess gets the shoulder up again.
Amy not deterred in any way, picks Jess up and body slams her HARD
onto that chair. Amy then goes to the top rope and she comes flying
off of the top with a Macho Man like elbow drop right onto the heart
of J-Lo.
Bradley: OWWW, right in the heart.
Adam: Does she even have one?
Amy makes a cover, Donna makes the count.
ONE
TWO
And Jess kicks out
The Crowd: TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Bradley: HOLY HELL, HOW DOES SHE KEEP KICKING OUT?
Adam: JUST PURE ADRENALINE, THE MAGNITUDE OF AN EVENT SUCH AS THIS,
BRINGS THE WARRIOR OUT OF YOU!
Amy nips up and she's starting to feel it, she has the crowd right
behind her.
"AMY (clap, clap) AMY (clap, clap) AMY (clap, clap) AMY (clap,
clap)…"
Amy positions herself into the corner, and she stomps her foot on the
mat once, twice, three times to let the fans know that the band is
tuning up.
Adam: SHADES OF THE GREAT SHAWN MICHAELS, THE BAND IS TUNING UP!
And every time Amy stomps the crowd claps and stomps with her.
Adam: SHE'S ABOUT TO RELEASE A WHOLE MONTHS WORTH OF AGRESSION TOWARD
J-LO OUT IN ONE KICK.
Jess starts to stir a little, and she gets to one knee. Amy is still
stomping away.
Adam: COME ON AMY YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN BEAT J-LO AND BECOME A STAR
THIS NIGHT. REACH FOR THE STARS AMY, REACH FOR THE STARS.
Bradley: Do you ever shut up with the blatant face bias?
Jess is up but her back is to Amy, Jess glances across the ring and
she doesn't see anything, but then she turns around and Amy takes
that big step and she attempts the biggest Super kick on Pay-per
view, but Jess ducks and when Amy turns around she is met with
a "Chick Kick"
Bradley: HAHA, that's the "MIND BLOWER" right there.
OOC: New Move for "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan: The Mind Blower
***This move is pretty much the Chick Kick that Trish Stratus uses***
Amy is now out like a light. And the fans start to boo.
Bradley: *Imitating Adam* COME ON AMY REACH FOR THE STARS! Well now
she's seeing stars. WHOOO HOOO LET'S GO J-LO!
Jess picks Amy up and places her in the fireman's carry.
Bradley: Uh-Oh is this it? Is this Jess Incredible?
Jess then spins Amy off of her shoulders into THE SICKEST FUCKING RKO
EVER!
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL WAS MOVE?
Bradley: THAT'S JESS INCREDIBLE!
OOC: New Finisher for "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan: Jess Incredible
***A modified TKO, Jess takes her opponent into a fireman's carry,
then spins their body into an RKO***
Jess walks over to Amy and lays on her with her back on Amy's chest,
and poses to the crowd as she throws up her fingers to count along
with Donna
ONE
TWO
THREE
As soon as Donna slaps the mat for the third time Jess puts up two
middle fingers at the crowd and the completely BOO HER ASS RIGHT OUT
OF THE BUILDING!
Adam: DAMNED JEZEBEL!
Bradley: That damned Jezebel just won though Adam. And she did it
without help. WHOOO HOOO VIVA J-LO!
"Ass like that" by Eminem hits
Charles: HERE'S YOUR WINNER AND SOLE SURVIVOR, "THE REAL J-LO"
JESSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAA LOHAN!
"J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS…"
These VCW fans are really giving it to J-Lo as she poses and jaw
jacks with some of the fans. Then she exits the ring and she walks
over the Jennifer Lopez and jaw jacks with her a little more.
Adam: just look at her.
Jess takes a cup of beer from a fan and tosses it in the face of
Jennifer and walks away with her arms raised in the air.
Adam: disgusting, anyway folks Victoria Caldwell is standing by with
Peter Vance.
Bradley: Oh yeah let's hear what he has to say.
Victoria: Peter, any thoughts on your Triple Threat match tonight for
the VCW World Heavyweight Title?
Peter: Simply put, I'm the best damn wrestler wrestling has seen in a
long time. I'm so good, I'm great. So no matter who it is, I'll
beat `em, because I'M PETER VANCE DAMMIT. THE BEST TECHNICAL
WRESTLER ON THE PLANET.
Peter then exits.
Victoria: Strong words from the former VCW champ. Back to you Adam!
(tbc)
Will Jason ever find out who kidnapped Star?
Will Star make it back to the arena in time for her match?
Who will be the next to win the Ironman title?
What's gonna go down in that Triple threat Main Event match?
Am I asking too many questions?
*Cue dramatic soap opera music*
When I last left you
1) Star had been kidnapped
2) and Her match was right around the corner
3) We crowned a new "Iron Man" champ, then crowned a
"new-er" Iron
Man champ then crowned the "New-est" AHHHH you get the point.
4) Jason left the arena and God knows if he'll be back in enough time
for his match or will he?
Here it is, The Hell's Highway Conclusion
Adam: Thank you Victoria, next up on the program is the Hell's
Highway... Hold on, I'm getting word that there is something going on
in the back.
Bradley: I hope that it's more Iron Man stuff, I love it, HAHA.
Jerrone is running down backstage trying to get away with the Iron
Man title after pinning MC Deffstar for the title.......when he runs
into Jesus and Jessica Vargas...
They stop him and start talking to him and then they walk off from
him and Jessica
kneels behind Jerrone's legs and Jesus nails him with a quick
clothesline and Jerrone falls over Jessica and Jesus runs over and
pins Jerrone for the 3 count.....
Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHA, THEY GOT HIM WITH THE OKIE DOKE!
Charles : ladies and gentlemen, the new VCW Iron Man Champion, Jesus
Vargas....
Soon as the ref gives Jesus the title belt, Jessica starts to cuss at
Jesus for getting the pin....because she wanted to belt for herself,
she wanted to be the first female "Iron Man Champion"......
Jessica and Jesus make up and she gives Jesus a hug but instead of
hugging him she gives him a belly to belly suplex and slams him down
hard to the concrete floor.....
Jessica makes the cover and pins Jesus for the 1-2-3.....
Charles : Ladies and gentlemen, the new VCW Ironman champion and the
first Female to hold the title, Jessica Vargas....
Bradley: AH, HAHAHAHAHA. SHE JUST PINNED HER HUSBAND!
Adam: She's the first ever female Iron Man champ.
Bradley: I guess you can say that she's the Iron Woman Champion.
As soon as Jessica gets the title belt she picks up her husband and
carries him down the hall to their locker room and when she opens the
locker room door... Matthew Reign who is hiding in their locker Room
swings the door back into the face of Jessica knocking her on her
ass......
Bradley: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Matthew runs over and covers Jessica for the 3 count and pins
Jessica...
Charles: Ladies and gentlemen, the new VCW IronMan champion, Matthew
Reign.
As soon as the ref gives Reign the title, his partner, Jayson Terror,
hits him across the head with a cinder block and knocks him out
cold........
Adam: EVERYBODY WANTS THIS BELT!
Jayson covers Reign and gets the 3 count......
Charles : Ladies and gentlemen, once again, new VCW IronMan Champion,
Jayson Terror
as soon as Jayson gets the title from the ref...he starts to run down
the hallway backstage, he turns a corner and runs into the Jayne and
Maria, Double Impact.....
they start to flirt with Jayson... while Jayson is distracted by
Double Impact..
Beef comes behind Jayson and gives him a back neckbreaker to the
concrete floor
and covers him for the 3 count......
Charles : Ladies and gentlemen, once again, new VCW IronMan Champion,
Beef
Jayne & Maria start to cheer for their partner and they run off to
their locker room to celebrate.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHA, looks like Beef is our new Ironman Champ.
Adam: Let's go to Charles for our next match.
Charles : This contest is a Hells Highway Match,
individual Elimination rules apply..
The ring area will be surrounded by Fire and only ways
to win are Pinfall, submission, or knockout.
"Days Go By" by Dirty Vegas plays over the loud
speakers as J-Smove walks out onto the stage and heads
to the ring...
Charles : Introducing first, here is J-Smove.
"Bloodline" by Slayer plays over the loud speakers as
J.M. Baddwin walks out onto the stage and heads to the
ring...
Charles : Introducing next, a member of The Deffstar
Fight Club, here is J.M. Baddwin.
"Fade" by Staind plays over the loud speakers as Jon &
Luc, The Pretty Boys, walks out onto the stage and
head to the ring..
Charles : Introducing next, here is Jon & Luc, The
Pretty Boys..
"Back In Black" by AC/DC plays over the loud speakers
as Scott Williams walks out onto the stage and heads
to the ring.
Charles : Introducing next, making his VCW Debut, here
is Scott Williams
"Quiet Me" by Wastehead plays over the loud speakers
as Mick and Jake Johnson, Cell Block, walks out onto
the stage and heads to the ring..
Charles : Introducing next, here is Mick & Jake
Johnson, Cell Block.
Cell Block enters the ring, then the lights go out,
and a cloud of smike start covering
the ramp way and a spotlight shines on the ramp as
"He's Back, The Man Behind The Mask" by Alice Cooper
plays over the loud speakers as Nemesis walks out onto
the stage and heads to the ring....
Charles : Now Introducing, from Devils Rock, Arizona,
here is the NEMESIS.
Nemesis enters the ring
<<< HH -- HELLS HIGHWAY MATCH -- HH >>>
<<< HH -- J-Smove vs. J.M. Baddwin vs. The Pretty Boys
-- HH >>>
<<< HH -- vs. Scott Williams vs. Nemesis vs. Cell
Block -- HH >>>
As soon as the referee calls for the bell, the ring
area is set fire.... surrounding the ring
with fire all around.
Bradley: JESUS!
J-Smove goes right after Nemesis as soon as he enters
the ring..... J-Smove clothesline Nemesis down hard
but Nemesis just gets right up from it and
clotheslines J-Smove down hard....
Adam: Nemesis no-selling that one.
Bradley: What's the difference between him and a bad telemarketer?
Adam: I don't know
Bradley: NOTHING, neither one of them will sell, HAHAHAHAHAHA
Nemesis picks up J-Smove and gives him a powerful
running powerslam......
Nemesis gives J-Smove a big leg drop..... Nemesis
picks J-Smove back up and throws him into the ring
corner and follows him in with a big foot.......
Nemesis picks up J-Smove and kicks him in the
gut...and sets him up for a powerbomb...but instead he
delivers a pedigree on J-Smove and goes for the
cover......... and gets a 3 count..... J-Smove is
eliminated by Nemesis..
Baddwin goes after Scott Williams and nails him with a
big clothesline that floors him...
Baddwin picks up Williams and give him a big
powerslam.... then picks him up and gives him a big
jacknife powerbomb..... Baddwin goes for the cover
and gets a 3 count on Williams..... Scott Williams is
eliminated by J.M. Baddwin
Jon goes after Mick Johnson and starts to kick and
punch him.... Jon picks up Mick for a powerslam but
Mick reverses the hold and powerslams Jon down
hard.... Mick picks up Jon and throws him into his
brother and Jake nails the Lockdown on Jon and goes
for the cover.... and gets a 3 count..... Jon is
eliminated by Jake Johnson.
Bradley: GET `EM OUT OF HERE!
When Jake is getting up after pinning Jon, he is
nailed by Nemesis with a hugh foot to the face....
Nemesis picks up Jake and delivers a powerbomb, but
instead nails Jake with The Tradegy... and goes for
the cover.........for 3 count...... Jake Johnson is
eliminated by Nemesis..
Adam: Well Jake is gone.
Luc goes after Mick Johnson after he sees his brother
eliminated by Nemesis..... Luc picks up Mick and
powerslams him down hard..... Mick gets up and nails
Luc in the stomach with a big kick....... Mick picks
up Luc and gives Luc a powerslam......
Mick goes for the cover but Luc kicks out at the last
second...
Mick picks up and throws him into the ring ropes as he
comes back he nails him a big boot.... Mick sneaks
behind Luc and waits for him to get up and applies the
Lights Out to Luc and after a few secs Luc passes
out......... the referee awards Mick a
submission...and Luc is eliminated..... Luc is
eliminated by Mick Johnson by Submission
Bradley: LIGHTS OUT, GET HIS PRETTY BOY ASS OUT OF HERE!
Mick goes after Baddwin and starts to kick and punch
him and grabs him and throws him
into the corner and motions for Nemesis to get him....
Nemesis runs into the corner and nails Baddwin with a
high knee..... Nemesis turns around after hitting
Baddwin and is caught by big foot from Mick......
Mick picks up Nemesis and gives him a deadly DDT to
the canvas..... Mick picks up Nemesis and goes for a
suplex but Nemesis reverses it and gives Mick a
suplex..... Nemesis picks up Mick and throws him to
the outside....
Nemesis goes after Baddwin and gives him a powerful
clothesline which floors him
Nemesis picks up Baddwin and gives him a kick to the
stomach and sets up Baddwin for a powerbomb but
instead he gives him the Tradegy....... and goes for
the cover....and gets a 3 count on Baddwin....
Baddwin is eliminated by Nemesis....
Adam: UH-OH, Look who it all comes down to.
Nemesis goes to the outside and picks up Mick and
throws him into the steel steps..
Nemesis picks up Mick and throws him into the ring and
goes under the ring and gets a
table from under the ring..... and slides it into the
ring.... he climbs into the ring and sets it
up..... and goes and grabs Mick and sets him up for a
powerbomb and delivers the powerbomb through the
table........
Nemesis goes for the cover and gets the 3 count on
Mick...... Mick Johnson is eliminated by Nemesis......
Bradley: WOW, WHAT A MATCH!
Adam: We don't agree on much, but I must agree with you on that one.
Charles : Your winner and winner of the Hells Highway
Match....... NEMESIS...
The lights go back out as Nemesis lifts his arm in the air walks off
Adam: Well folks we have Victoria standing by with... Raymond Roma?
Bradley: WHO?
Backstage we see Victoria standing next to Raymond Roma.
Victoria: I just caught up with Raymond Roma, a guy we haven't seen
much of, but he says that we will see a lot of.
Raymond: That's right, it's 2005, the year of the Roma. Now when The
Roma came here to Clemson, South Carolina
Fans cheer
Bradley: HAHA, Cheap pop.
Raymond: The Roma realized that The Roma was gonna have to make an
Impact. So until The Roma gets respect, The Roma will start Stunning
any and everybody in The Roma's path.
Victoria: Why are you talking in the third person?
Raymond: That's my shtick bitch.
Victoria: AH, excuse me.
Raymond walks off.
Bradley: HAHA, I like The Roma
As Raymond is walking off we see Beef running past with the Ironman
title, Beef bumps into Raymond and Raymond kicks him in the stomach
and stuns him. Raymond makes the cover. And Donna comes out of
nowhere.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Charles: HERE'S YOU NEW IRONMAN CHAMPION, THE ROMA!
Bradley: HAHAHAHAHA, MR. ROSS IS A GENIUS. I LOVE THE IRONMAN TITLE.
Raymond gets up and runs with the belt.
Bradley: Look at him, he's all happy.
But then SWAAAAAAAAAP! We see a 2x4 come crashing down on the face
of Raymond.
Bradley: who was that?
The camera pulls back and we see…
JOHNNY VEGAS
Bradley: What the hell, hahahaha, he's a jobber.
Adam: Well Trips, even jobber have to win sometime.
Johnny goes for the cover, and Donna shows up again.
ONE
TWO
Then we see the count is broken up by…
KEL HOFFMAN
Then we see down the hall a fight breaking out with Duff Wilson,
Frankie Carpenter, Chico DeVille, Shannon Wayne, Mr. Mexicano, Shelly
Law, Nancy and Sharon Grace.
Bradley: HAHA, looks like all of the jobbers are in Clemson.
Adam: everyone wants to be a champion, it looks good on the resume.
The brawl comes near Kel and Johnny and they get mixed up in it.
Then all of a sudden we see Chico lifted up and dropped in…
THE
SKID
ROW
RIOT
Fans are going absolutely nuts as Skid row demolishes the jobbers,
but then out of nowhere we see Duff Wilson dropped in…
THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB
The cameras look up and we see…
Adam: STAR! I THOUGHT SHE WAS KIDNAPPED!
Bradley: SO JASE IS ABOUT TO... NO, SOMEONE CALL JASON AND GET HIM
BACK TO THE ARENA, QUICK.
"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."
Then all of a sudden we see Katya run up to Star with a bunch of
reporters behind her. During the commotion we see Raymond Roma run
with the belt.
Adam: AH, LOOK AT HIM RUN.
Bradley: RUN, RAYMOND, RUN!
Katya: STAR, STAR, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
Star: Of course I'm alright, what the hell do you mean am I alright?
Katya: Jason got a phone call earlier saying that you were kidnapped.
Star: Kidnapped? Hell no, who could fucking kidnap me?
Katya: So where were you?
Star: I was on the other side of the building preparing for my match,
doing the Van Dam lift. So where is Jason at?
Katya: He went off looking for the guys who kidnapped you.
Star: SHIT!
Then Max and Nasty runs up to Star.
Max: Star you okay?
Star: Yeah, but I need one of you guys to get in contact with Jase,
tell him to come back here. I never got kidnapped. Some
motherfucker is playing games and when I find out who it is, they are
in trouble.
Nasty: BIG TIME!
Max pulls out his cell phone
Max: Alright Di, I'm on it.
Max walks away with his cell phone in his ear.
Star: Did he just call me… never mind. I got a match.
Skid looks at Star.
Star: you and me, another time.
Skid: *smirks* you got it.
Skid walks off laughing
Star: I don't see what's so fucking funny, you wasn't laughing when
you was tapping. Anyway, yes Katya?
Katya: Any thoughts Star on your big upcoming match for your VCW
Television title?
Star: Yeah, two. Tonight you great VCW fans will witness a new
creation a new move from "The Toughest Woman in the Business"
Katya: Cool ass, what is it called?
Star: Simply "DAVINCI"
Katya: COOOOOOOOL, I can't wait to see it. Anything else?
Star: yeah, FUCK THE YAPPIN', SOMEBODY IS GONNA DO SOME TAPPIN'
Katya: What about your fake kidnapping that had us all worried?
Star just stares at Katya and walks off.
"Presidential Polonaise" hits and Hamato Saki comes down the ramp
amongst LOUD ASSED BOOS.
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE VCW WORLD TELEVISION
CHAMPIONSHIP. INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER, HAILING FROM TOYKO,
JAPAN, A MEMBER OF THE CRAWFORD FAMILY, HAMATO SAKI.
Adam: A rematch of sorts and a chance to redeem himself, there is
Hamato Saki
Bradley: Yes, the very dangerous Hamato Saki.
Then the lights go out and we hear...
Then we hear...
Electro-convulsive therapy, part one
[Timbaland]
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the crip with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the snake with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the walk with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head Game
The WHOLE DAMN ARENA IS ROCKING, as "Let me put you on the game" by
The Game f/ Timbaland hits the PA. Star comes out and the whole
arena gives her the one of the biggest POPS of the night so far
"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."
Charles: AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION, SHE HAILS FROM SEATTLE,
WASHINGTON AND SHE IS "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS" CLEMSON,
SOUTH CAROLINA PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR...
The Crowd: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Adam: AND STAR AND HAMATO ARE ABOUT TO GET IT ON HERE.
The bell sounds, Collar and elbow tie up into an arm ringer by
Hamato, Star with a single leg takedown into a headlock, Hamato
counters with a head scissors, Star rolls through and hooks the legs,
Burns makes the count but a one count only. Both competitors are
back to their feet and hook up again for another collar and elbow,
Star with the headlock. Hamato pushes Star back into the ropes and
sends her into the opposite ropes, Star comes back Hamato leap frogs
over her, she stops and Hamato bounces off of the ropes only to get
leap frogged by Star, Hamato springboards off of the second rope and
attempts a moonsault, but Star catches him and in a split second
nails him with a tombstone piledriver.
Adam: Beautiful Tombstone by Star.
Star goes for the cover, but before Hyde could make the count, Hamato
pushes Star off. Star gets up and Hamato gets up she charges after
Hamato and he takes her down with a clothesline. Hamato picks Star
up and nails her with a perfect T-Bone Suplex. Hamato covers Star,
Hyde with the count
ONE
TWO
And Star kicks out.
The crowd: TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Hamato picks Star up and attempts another T-Bone, but Star blocks it
and nails him with a T-Bone. Hamato gets up and Star nails him with
a Tazmission-Plex. Hamato gets up but on rubbery legs and Star nails
him with a head in arm Taz-plex. Star picks Hamato up and she nails
him with a over the head Belly-to-Belly suplex.
Adam: Wow, Star is like a female suplex machine.
Bradley: yeah really, we can call her the Steiner sister.
Adam: I like that Bradley, quite clever.
Hamato pulls himself up by the ropes and Star grabs him in German
Suplex position and WHAM, she drops him once, WHAM, she drops him
twice, CRASH, she does the release German Suplex and Hamato falls on
his neck in the center of the ring. Star, who a is bit dazed herself
walks over to the center of the ring and covers Hamato. Hyde with
the count.
ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Hamato kicks out.
Adam: Close one right there, this match was a millisecond from being
over.
Bradley: Damn right it was.
Star gets up and runs to the outside, and she starts fumbling under
the ring. We see some weapons start flying out, we see a chair, some
barbed wire, a sledgehammer and Star finally comes out with her
chair, but it doesn't have the Star painted on it. Instead it has
the VCW logo and the Hell's Highway advertisement painted on it.
Star looks puzzled but she sees Hamato diving through the second
rope, and she cocks it back quick and smashes him in the top of the
head with it.
CCCCCCEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Adam: MY GOD THAT WAS A SICKENING THUD!
Blood splatters everywhere as Hamato goes face first into the guard
railing. Star tosses her chair in the ring and picks Hamato up and
tosses him over the guard railing. Star walks over to Melvin
Ackerman's table and she takes his table. Star sets the time
keeper's table up and tosses it over the guard railing. Star then
takes Hamato and places him on the table. A fan gives Star his chair
and Star CRACKS Hamato over the face one good time, then she tosses
the chair into the ring. Star enters the ring and she sets the chair
up in the middle of the ring.
Adam: OH NO, THAT CHAIR IS TOO FAR!
Star then runs into the ropes, upon returning Star leaps onto the
chair then leaps onto the ropes than she does a full front flip over
the guard railing into the audience THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE. But no
Hamato, he moved at the last second, cause Star to crash through that
table and she is down.
Bradley: OH… MY… LORD, SHE MAY BE DEAD!
Hamato picks himself up and is a bloody mess. Hamato pushes a fan
out of the way and grabs his chair. Hamato smashes Star right across
the face with the chair, not once, not twice, but three times.
Hamato picks Star up and tosses her back over the guard railing to
the ring floor. Hamato then pulls out a ladder and the fans start
booing. Hamato then reaches under the ring and pulls out a bag. He
looks under there again and pulls out a...
Adam: OH HELL NO, this is getting serious now.
Bradley: That's not a... hell yeah it's
Adam/Bradley: KATANA BLADE
The fans are in utter shock as Hamato shows us why he was so feared
in the JOPW. Hamato pulls the blade out from it's holder, and he
walks over to Star then he takes that razor sharp blade and slashes
Star's forehead with it.
Adam: OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY STOP HIM.
Star rolls around on the ground clutching her head which is OOZING
blood at this point. Hamato laughs to himself as the fans BOO his
ass right out of the building.
Adam: THAT WAS SICK AND DISGUSTING.
Bradley: I THINK I'M A LOSE MY LUNCH!
Hamato rolls Star in the ring, and he covers her.
Adam: I think this is over, Star may be "The Toughest Woman in the
business" but I know a lot of men would give up after having a katana
blade slashed across their foreheads.
Hyde makes the cover.
ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star kicks out emphatically.
Adam: AND SHE KICKED OUT, WHAT A GUT SHOWING BY THIS YOUNG LADY,
SHOWING US WHAT SHE'S MADE OF.
Bradley: If she doesn't stay down Hamato might show all of us what
she's made of.
Hamato waits for Star to get up and WHAAAAAAACK, he nails her with a
MEAN snap kick to the head. Hamato then goes to the outside and he
slides that ladder in and he grabs that bag.
Adam: AND WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT BAG?
Hamato is getting ready to get back into the ring when
SLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM! That ladder is smashed right into
the face of Hamato from a Star baseball slide. Star then goes
outside of the ring and she grabs up that barbed wire and she tosses
it into the ring. Star then reaches underneath of the ring and she
pulls out...
Adam: ONE TABLE
Bradley: TWO TABLES
Adam: THREE TABLES
Bradley: FOUR TABLES
Adam: what in the hell is she gonna do with four tables?
Bradley: I'd hate to eat dinner off of one of those tables.
Star set's one table up on the outside, then she looks underneath of
the ring and she pulls out a bag.
Adam: Now what the hell is that bag?
Star picks Hamato up and sends him into the ring. Star then takes
that barbed wire and wraps it around one top ring rope. Star picks
up Hamato and slings him into that ring rope and instead of bouncing
back Hamato falls directly on the ground clutching his back. The
camera does a close up and we see Hamato's back is like the O.J.
Simpson glove, Bloody as a fuck. Star then picks up the ladder and
she smashes Hamato with it. Star then slams the ladder in the middle
of the ring. Star has the ladder on the mat and she attempts a Rocker
Droper but Hamato picks her up and nails her with a modified Power
Bomb on to her head. Hamato slams the ladder onto Star's body, then
he goes to the outside and leaps from the apron into a Somersault
Splash. Star somehow gets up but she is a little dazed, Hamato
picks that ladder up and tosses it right into her and CRASH it sends
Star flying to the outside. Hamato follows to the outside, he looks
underneath of the ring and he pulls out one table, then he pulls out
another table. Hamato sets both tables up adjacent to each other by
the guard railing. Hamato bridges the ladder over the tables, and he
puts Star on the ladder. Hamato then sets Star up for the pedigree
and he swings Star's body into a pedigree over the guard railing and
she lands face and chest first onto the stadium floor. Hamato drapes
the ladder over the guard railing right by Star's face as Star starts
to stir. Hamato slides into the ring and he runs from one end of the
ring and he runs back and leaps over the top rope, Star see him
coming so she pushes the ladder up and Hamato falls into the ladder
and completely FUCKS HIMSELF UP. Star leaps onto the guard railing
and she walks it, when Hamato gets up he's right in sight, Star runs
the guard railing and leg drops the ladder right into the face of
Hamato, SMACK!
Adam: MY GOD, SHE MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS FACE!
Star manages to pull herself up, Hamato is dazed and confused. Star
gets a chair from another fan and when Hamato turns around she tosses
him the chair then she leaps onto the guard railing and she dropkicks
it into his face. Star then gets into the ring and she sets up one
table then she sets up another table on top of that one. Star goes
for that bag that she slid into the ring and she pulls out not one,
not two, but three small sticks of dynamite.
Adam: OH NO, IS THAT?
Bradley: ADAM, THAT'S DYNAMITE SHE HAS THERE, IS THAT LEGAL?
Adam: Star must be having flashbacks to her old JOPW days.
Bradley: I've seen some of her matches, those ECW women have nothing
on her. She's probably the most EXTREME female on this planet. I
wonder if she's extreme in the sack also.
Adam: Watch it Triple-B, you don't want Jason to come out here do you?
Bradley: Point noted.
Star then pulls out of that bag some lighter fluid and a lighter.
Adam: What on earth is she gonna do with that?
Bradley: Well Adam it is Hell's Highway right. You can't have Hell
without fire can ya?
Star goes over to table one and she pours the lighter fluid on the
table, then she lights the lighter and WHOOOOOOOOSH, the table is set
ablaze. Star then takes the three sticks of dynamite and sets them
on top of the second table. Star goes outside of the ring and gets
the Ladder and she slides it in. Then she looks underneath of the
ring and she grabs another ladder and she slides that in. Hamato
starts to stir and he gets up and he slides into the ring. Star sees
this and she immediately pounces on Hamato with some hard rights.
Hamato gets to his feet and he and Star trade punches. Hamato with a
karate chop to the throat of Star sends her to the mat. Hamato sets
up a ladder and he positions it right next to the burning tables.
Hamato picks Star up and he carries her up the ladder. Star stops
his forward process with an uppercut to the sternum, then she bashes
his head on the ladder. Hamato is stunned. Star drops down and she
runs over to the other Ladder. Star quickly sets it up right next to
the ladder Hamato is on. Star climbs the ladder and her and Hamato
start trading punches back and forth. The Ladders start getting a
little shaky, Hamato she trying to hold on to his ladder. Star leaps
off of her and she catches Hamato with an RKO through those two
stacked tables and
KAAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! We see an
even bigger explosion than the Pyrotechnics we saw to start the PPV
off.
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD
Bradley: JEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I
THINK THEY'RE DEAD THIS TIME.
"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."
In the ring neither Star or Hamato has moved. Hyde starts on the 10
count.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
Hamato stirs a little and drapes his arm over Star's body. Hyde
makes the count.
ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star gets a shoulder up.
Bradley: OH MY GOD, HOW DID SHE DO THAT?
Adam: THAT NEVER SAY DIE ATTITUDE, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
Hamato somehow gets up and he limps over to that bag and he picks it
up and he spreads it all over the ring, THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF
SHARP SILVER THUMBTACKS!!
Bradley: UH-OH
Adam: This is going from one EXTREME to another.
Star wobbles up and Hamato immediately grabs her and gives her a T-
Bone suplex... RIGHT ONTO THOSE THUMBTACKS!!!! Star screams out in
pain.
Adam: OH... MY... GOD, STAR MUST BE HURT.
Bradley: Well Duh Adam. She just went back first onto those
Thumbtacks.
Hamato coves Star and Hyde makes the count.
ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star kicks out
The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Adam: AND SHE KICKED OUT!
Bradley: What else did you expect Adam? THIS IS STAR FOR
CHRISTSSAKES.
Hamato gets frustrated and he picks Star up and he sends her into the
ropes, he ducks and she rolls over his back. Hamato get up and he
runs into the ropes Star runs into him but she slides underneath and
rolls him up into...
Adam: THE STAR TREATMENT, SHE'S GOT HIM LOCKED IN THE STAR TREATMENT.
Bradley: NOWHERE FOR HIM TO GO.
And the fans are on their feet cheering for Hamato to tap. Hamato
looks as if he is going to tap as he has his hand up and about to
slap the mat. But then suddenly the lights go out.
Bradley: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
When the lights come back on we see Star still has Hamato locked in
the Star treatment, Hyde is laid out in the corner and Hamato is
tapping away. But then all of a sudden Star is hit in the back of
the head with that sledge hammer that she brought out earlier. And
we see that the culprit is...
MISTRESS!
Fans boo loudly as Mistress is totally dominating Star. A sleeper
hold drop from Mistress, then a greetings from Ashbury Park, Star
gets up on rubbery legs and WHAM she gets nailed by a vicious
clothesline from Hell. Mistress picks Hamato up and tosses him on
Star. Hyde gets up and he makes the count
ONE
TWO
Adam: NO, NOT THIS WAY.
THRE...NO, Star kicks out.
Adam: HELLS YEAH
Mistress is super PISSED now and she pancakes Star, then she picks
Star up and drops her in a Diamond Cutter. Then Mistress lifts a
limp Star up and gives Star her "Final Sin"
Adam: FINAL SIN, IT'S OVER! DAMMIT
Hamato covers, and Hyde makes the count.
ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star gets the shoulder up.
Adam: SHE DID IT AGAIN!
Mistress is BEYOND SUPER PISSED and she looks up and motions for the
cage to come down.
Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?
Bradley: She's motioning for that cage to come down.
Adam: That's the cage that we are using for the Stairway to Heaven
match.
Bradley: 50 ft. of solid steel.
The cage comes down and Mistress picks Star up and attempts to slam
her face into the cage. But Star slips out and she nails Hamato with
a Chin Check that sends him flying into one corner. Star rolls on
the ground and picks up a chair. She tosses the chair to Mistress,
and Mistress catches it and WHAM!
Adam: SHE'S SEEING STARS.
Bradley: Yup, just like your girl Amy was earlier, HAHAHAHAHAHA.
*imitating Adam* REACH FOR THE STARS, AMY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The impact from "Seeing Stars" sends Mistress into the adjacent
corner to Hamato. Star looks around and the CROWD GETS FUCKING
NUTZ. Star runs into one corner with that chair and WHAM, she kicks
the chair into Hamato's face. Then she comes back and she runs into
the other corner and CRASH, she kicks that chair in Mistress' face.
The fans all OOOOH AND AHHHHHHHH with ever crashing shot. Then Star
takes that chair and she places behind Mistress' head and the crowd
goes FUCKING BALLISTIC.
Adam: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS DON'T YOU BRADLEY?
Bradley: SOMEBODY IS ABOUT TO CATCH A FALLING STAR!
Star goes to set up the ladder, but then she shakes her head no.
Adam: NO? She can't be thinking, NO, SHE ISN'T GONNA!
Bradley: I THINK SHE IS.
Star walks over to the broken tables and she takes the lighter fluid
and the lighter from beside them.
Adam: What is she gonna do with that?
Bradley: Only time will tell on that on Adam.
Star walks over to the cage and she looks up and the fans are all on
their feet cheering for her. She gets a huge smile over that crimson
mask she's wearing. She grabs "her" chair and she starts climbing
the cage.
Adam: OH MY GOD SHE'S GONNA DO IT.
Star gets to the top and she poses with her chair.
"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."
Star then takes her chair and douses it with the lighter fluid.
Adam: SHE'S NOT GONNA...
Bradley: OH YES SHE IS ADAM!
Star then pulls out the lighter and the chants get louder
"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR"
Star ignites the chair and WHOOSH we see a beautiful orange glow
streaming off of that barbed wire. Star poses with the flaming chair
and the chants get even louder
Bradley: STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR...
Adam: Getting into the spirit I see.
Bradley: WE ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS HISTORY ADAM.
Adam: DAMN RIGHT WE ARE!
Bradley: I'll let that slide for right now.
Star positions herself, then she leaps and
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mistress is eating a plate full of steal and flames.
"HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK..."
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, MISTRESS MAY BE SCARRED FOR LIFE.
Bradley: Well maybe she can put on a mask, because that's what those
other guys are... well never mind.
Star looks at the fans and they are ready to start throwing their
chairs, but Star motions them not to, right before she collapses to
the ground. EVERY FAN IN THE HOUSE IS CHEERING AND NOT ONE ASS IN A
CHAIR. EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET. The cage comes up and Mistress
rolls out of the ring as Gary Johnson comes down and attends to her.
She refuses help though and she stumbles out on her own wearing that
Crimson Mask. Hamato gets up and he picks and exhausted Star up.
Hamato tries to send Star into the ropes but she reverses it and she
sends him into the ropes. Upon his return, he is nailed with a
VICIOUS Chin Check. Hamato falls through the ropes and ends up on
that table that Star set up earlier. Star starts smiling.
Bradley: What is she smiling about?
Adam: I don't know
Star walks over to that ring rope that has the barbed wire on it and
she takes off the barbed wire and she WRAPS IT AROUND HERSELF!
Bradley: SHE IS INSANE!
Star then hops onto the top ring rope, and drops down into a...
Adam: SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT.
She completely obliterates the table and Hamato. Fans are loving
every moment of this.
Bradley: HOLD UP, she did that to Hamato almost four years ago.
Adam: The American Outlaws vs. Hamato Saki, Masahiro Yoshi, and
Ichiro Hiroshi, known here in the states as the three faces of
death. They had a damn classic then and this is a classic now.
Star rolls into the ring, and lays down. Hamato stumbles into the
ring right after her but he is out on his feet. Star nips up and
grabs the chair she had behind Mistress' head, Star then throws
Hamato the chair, he catches it and she has him "seeing Stars".
Hamato falls into the corner, Star points at him and starts the crowd
up. Star grabs one of those tables and she drapes it over the corner
Hamato is laying in, she moves Hamato and places his limp body on the
table. Star sets two ladders up in front of each other, in front of
the turnbuckle, she hops onto the top turnbuckle with her chair. And
they crowd starts up
The Crowd: DAVINCI, DAVINCI, DAVINCI, DAVINCI…
and she leaps onto the first ladder then she runs onto the other
ladder and she does a full front flip while grabbing the chair and
she kicks the chair into Hamato's face, putting him through the
table, THE CROWD GETS SO FUCKING AMPED UP THEY ALL START THROWING
THEIR CHAIRS EITHER INTO THE RING OR BY RINGSIDE…
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD
Bradley: THAT WAS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER WITNESSED WITH
MY OWN TWO EYES.
Star gets up and she picks Hamato up, and she drags him to the middle
of the ring, she places him in Power bomb position and BOOM, she
plants his ass for…
THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB!!
Star then grabs Hamato's legs and she starts to turn him over for the
Star Treatment as the fans all start cheering, but Hamato twists out
of it and spins Star over in the process. Star gets up and so does
Hamato. Hamato tries to kick Star, but she catches his foot, Hamato
goes for the ensuguri, but Star ducks and she quickly spins around
and grabs Hamato's other leg and sits down and pulls back. Hamato
tries to get to the ropes but Star pulls him back to the middle of
the ring, and she sits down and pulls back even further. Hamato
tries to last as long as he can, while screaming, Hamato taps out,
and these great VCW fans ERUPT as "Let me put you on the Game" hits
Adam: MY GOD SHE DID IT!
Bradley: WHAT A GREAT MATCH, I WAS ON THE EDGE OF SEAT THE WHOLE TIME!
Adam: Up next we have a grudge match for you folk.
Bradley: Can we take a break? That match wore me out.
Adam: No breaks on Pay-per view, folks lets show you how this feud
between Mack and Mark started.
VCW house show----
Backstage we see Mark Sanders talking to Victoria Caldwell
Mark: I know you've never seen someone with a body like this before.
So do you want to go out and get something to eat later?
Victoria: No, you are so full of yourself
Mark: I have the best looking body in the business, who looks better
than Mark Sanders?
Victoria: Chad Richardson
All of the ladies in the audience totally lose it.
Mark: WHAT? Chad Richardson?
Victoria: Yes, he is sooooo dreamy...
Mark: Whatever you say
flexing his muscles
Mark: He ain't packing like this...
then Mack Taylor walks past and he laughs at Mark
Mark: Do you find something funny?
Mack: I sure do, you are one cocky arrogant son of a bitch.
Mark gets up in Mack's face
Mark: I've earned my right to be cocky, star linebacker at the
University of Miami, undefeated in amateur wrestling.
Mack: I'm still undefeated in the UFC
Mark: UFC? What does that stand for, Ultimate Faggot Cunts?
Adam: Ooh, Mack doesn't like that
Mack: You wouldn't last 5 seconds in the UFC, I got two words for
you...
Mark: And what's that?
Mack: TAP OUT!
Mark: HAHA, I have a match later. If you want to see a real athlete
go to work, WATCH ME!
Mack: I have a match also, and I want you to watch and learn
something.
Mark: Me learn from you? HA, don't make me laugh BITCH!
Mark and Mack have a staredown
Bradley: OH BABY, THIS IS GONNA EXPLODE!
We then see highlight footage of them two going at it constantly on
house show and on Anarchy. With neither man gaining any advantage.
We see Mark nailing people with the Twister and we see Mack hitting
people with the belly-to-belly and locking on the anklelock. All to
the music of "Heart Shaped-Box"
Charles: Ladies and gentlemen, this grudge match is scheduled for ONE
FALL!
The oh so familiar bass that kicks off "Seven Nation Army" by the
White
Stripes kicks in, and out comes the huge Mark Sanders!
Cherles: First, from Miami, Florida, weighing 315 lbs...
MAAAAAARRRRRRRRK... SANNNNNNNNDERRRRRRRS!
Then Linkin Park fades in with "In The End"...
Charles: His opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 243
lbs... here is
MACK... "The Monsterrrrrrrrrrr!" TAYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!
Mack enters the ring and the stare down and trash talking between
these
two great rivals begins in earnest. Referee Byron Ackerley struggles
to
keep the two apart. The bell sounds, and this one is underway!
[HELL'S][HIGHWAY][2005]
GRUDGE MATCH
Mark Sanders
vs.
Mack "The Monster" Taylor
[HELL'S][HIGHWAY][2005]
Both men circle the ring, and lock up. Sanders pushes Mack into the
corner, and referee Ackerley gets a clean break.
Adam: Sanders the better wrestler, perhaps Taylor, with his Ultimate
fighting background, the better striker.
Both men lock up again. Taylor with a back heel trip, and he goes
right
for the anklelock. Sanders kicks him away, and in a flash, both men
are
back up. Side headlock takedown by Sanders, and he rides Taylor
amateur
style, but Taylor rolls through. Taylor goes back to the leg, but
Sanders kicks him off again. Both men get back up and the fans cheer
at this
standoff!
Adam: And both men wrestling a neutral matchup here in the early
going.
Bradley: Damn right. We expect a classic here between these two.
Both men lock up again. Taylor with a side headlock, but sanders
counters into a snapmare. Sanders attempts a knee drop, but Taylor
gets back
up. Taylor attempts a figure four, but Sanders kicks him off.
Adam: Taylor wants to make Sanders tap out so badly here.
Sanders is back on his feet, and nails Taylor with a stinging right
hand. Another right, a left, an uppercut, and down goes Taylor! But
he
bounces back up and hits a sickening right hand that actually opens a
cut
above the right eye of Sanders!
Adam: This one's degenerated quickly!
Bradley: What did ya expect, milk and cookies all round?!?
Taylor attempts a mount on Sanders, but Sanders blocks Taylor's
attempts, and rolls over into a mount of his own. Sanders then
PUMMELS The
Monster about the head with a closed right, and referee Ackerley
admonishes the big Miami native for using the closed fist.
Adam: Looks like Sanders proving that he can punch Taylor's lights
out
as well as what Taylor could.
This allows Taylor to nail a huge head kick! And Mack goes to work,
with hard, unadulterated rights and lefts, and in seconds, Sanders is
busted wide open! Referee Ackerley breaks it up.
Adam: JESUS! Taylor IS a monster!
Bradley: If this WAS the UFC, Taylor would have won.
Sanders then tries to shake it off, and Taylor goes for another kick,
but Sanders ducks, and nails a sick spinebuster! The cover is made,
and
Taylor kicks out.
Adam: First near fall of the match!
Bradley: Not the last, obviously.
Sanders then sets up for the Twister, but Taylor counters, and hauls
up
Sanders for a DOMINATOR! Taylor then goes for the anklelock, but
Sanders counters to an inside cradle...
One!
Two!
THREE!
Adam: WHAT THE... IT'S OVER!
Bradley: Just like that!
Charles: The match time... 4 minutes 18 seconds, your winner...
MARK...
SANNNNNNNNDERSSSSSSSSS!!!
This pisses Taylor right off, and he pushes down referee Ackerley and
smashes Sanders in the back! Then Taylor throws Sanders out to the
floor, and grabs a chair from ringside. And Taylor smashes that chair
into
Sanders' left foot, and the oohs and ahhs are off the page! Taylor
then
smashes that chair a number of times across Mark's body, and then
quick
as a flash, he locks in the ANKLELOCK! Sanders roars out in pain, and
he tries to roll through, but Taylor has the leg grapevined!
Adam: There's no way out for Sanders!
Bradley: Mack has SNAPPED! BIG TIME!
As referees try to break it up, Taylor gets more pissed off, and he
tightens the hold! Sanders by now is feebly tapping, as the pain is
simply
overwhelming! Taylor breaks the hold, and he looks at the referees
with
an evil stare...
Adam: He's damn near obliterated Mark Sanders!
Bradley: He's not going to...
And at that, Taylor grabs referee Donna Berwick by the throat and
STO's
her down! Taylor locks in the anklelock on Berwick, and she taps out
furiously!
Adam: NO! What a BASTARD Taylor is!
Bradley: Even I don't like this! I hope Mr. Ross is watching this!
By now, some of the VCW wrestlers have come down to help the
remaining
referees. But they can't get Taylor to break the hold! And Taylor
breaks, then nails all the VCW wrestlers with right hands! A
clothesline to
Brian Hartman! An uppercut to Dice Morgan! A Spear to Blade and
Grayson! Taylor IS GOING NUTS ON EVERYONE!
Adam: Mack Taylor wants to take on the WORLD here!
Bradley: Maybe he doesn't get laid.
Adam: Who knows? Who CARES! Mack is a freakin' ANIMAL!
And now, we see Mr. Ross on the stage, ushering six police officers
down the ramp. The officers all take down Taylor and they cuff him,
to the
delight of the fans!
Adam: Well, the cops are here, and they are cuffing Mack Taylor!
GOOD!
SEND HIS ASS TO JAIL!
And Taylor, cuffed up is uber pissed, and the six officers struggle
to
keep him under control! Mack shouts...
"SANDERS! I KICKED YOUR ASS, YOU FUCK!"
And amazingly, Mark Sanders LIMPS HIS ASS up the aisle and he
clotheslines down Taylor! The cops keep their distance, and Mark
nails a
DEVASTATING Twister on the floor! The place by now is going nuts!
Adam: Mark with sweet revenge!
Bradley: What? Now this is a crock of shit!
And as Mark salutes the fans, the cops go behind and cuff him as well!
Adam: I don't get THIS! I understand why they...
Bradley: Obstruction of justice is the ONLY thing I can think of!
Adam: But it looks like the fight we were expecting has degenerated
to
the situation where BOTH WRESTLERS ARE GOING TO JAIL! This is Hell's
Highway, and another TITLE IS ON THE LINE, NEXT!
Backstage we see Jay Roachester
Jay: I'm standing back here with The Addams Boyz and Sandy Anderson.
Any thoughts on the TLC match for the VCW World Tag titles.
Ash: Shut up Jay. Do you Rule Ass?
Sandy: No, look at him. Does he look like he rules any ass?
Geoff: Jay you look stupid.
They start fussing up his hair.
Ash: He sucks. You'll never be a champion, because you are not the
Adams Boyz, WE RULE ALL THE ASS AROUND HERE.
Geoff: and we will be taking those belts. Sandy we want you to wait
back here. Things will get very brutal back there and we don't want
you getting hurt.
Sandy: Have fun guys.
Ash and Geoff walk over leaving Sandy with Jay with Sandy giving him
the death look.
On another side of the stadium we see Katya with the Greatest Tag
Team of All Time, Danny Harris and Chad Richardson with Poppy Quayle
and the fans GO FUCKING APESHIT.
"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS…"
"POPPY, POPPY, POPPY, POPPY, POPPY…"
Katya: Okay Danny and Chad, you are facing not one, not two, not
three, but four teams in a TLC match for your VCW World Tag-Team
titles. Are you afraid of those odds? I mean you're Outlaws, you
shouldn't, but still are you?
Danny, Chad, and Poppy all pull out cans of Jasonade and down them as
the fans cheer loudly.
Danny: NOPE!
Chad: Nuff said.
Danny: All I can say is IF IT'S A FIGHT THAT THOSE BASTARDS WANT,
THEN DANNY AND CHAD SHALT...
The Crowd: BEAT... THINE... ASS!
Chad: We just drank our Danny and Chad-ade
Bradley: DANNY AND CHAD-ADE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Katya: The label says Jasonade.
Chad hides the can behind his back.
Chad: No it doesn't
Everyone gets a little laugh out of that.
Poppy: Chad's can has a little more in it than Jasonade or Danny and
Chad-ade. Chad's can has
POOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY POWER!
The Crowd: POPPY POWER!
Poppy: So you guys ready to go?
Chad: Honey, I need you to stay back here. There are too many guys
out there looking to injure someone, and you are not cleared to
wrestle yet.
Poppy: I understand. Like Star always tells Jase before a match, "go
get `em tiger"
Poppy and Chad kiss.
Danny: OH PLEASE, can we just go and kick some ass now?
Chad: Right behind you dude.
Danny and Chad walk off with Poppy smiling from ear to ear.
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE TLC MATCH FOR THE VCW WORLD TAG
TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
"Wait and Bleed" hits, and Blade and Grayson comes out to a very
Hostile ovation.
Charles: INTRODUCING FIRST FROM PHOENIX, ARIZONA THE TEAM OF BLADE
AND GRAYSON.
"Out of Control" hits and Ash and Geoff Adams comes out to an even
more Hostile Ovation.
Charles: INTRODUCING NEXT FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA THEEEEEEEEEEEEE ADAMS
BOYZ.
Then the lights go out.
Adam: Uh-oh, here comes these BASTARDS.
Bradley: I FUCKING HATE THEM.
"Sleepy Hollow" by Korn hits as we see The Tunneler and Mudd Donovan
hit the ramp way and the fans are booing them.
Charles: INTRODUCING NEXT FROM THE CASTLE PLAINS, THE TEAM OF THE
TUNNELER AND MUDD DONOVAN, THE C...P...S...
Bradley: Somebody tell the Tunneler that this isn't midget wrestling.
"Never Scared" hits and the fans all get excited as Rolly Fingers and
Joey Numbers come out to the ramp way.
Charles: AND INTRODUCING FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, THE TEAM OF ROLLY
FINGERS AND JOEY NUMBERS, THE B...K...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Then we hear...
Then we hear...
"{*Braves tomahawk chop done in background of Chorus*}
[Chorus]
[Nelly] Let me see you take it off
[P. D.] Girl go and take it off
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather"
We see the ladies in the audience TOTALLY LOSE IT over Chad, and all
of the guys are BARKING FOR DANNY!
Charles: AND NOW INTRODUCING FROM BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, DANNY HARRIS,
CHAD RICHARDSON, THE VCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD, THE
GREATEST... TAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG TEAM OF ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIME!
Adam: And we are ready to get this match underway.
< V > Tag Team Championship Match- TLC Match
< C > Chad and Danny (Champions) vs Blade and Grayson vs The Adam's
< W > Boyz vs The BK Boyz vs Mudd Donovan and The Tunneler
A tense silence fills the arena as even the fans anticipate the start
of the match. Then the bell rings and all hell breaks loose. Mud and
The Tunnler are knocked flat as Chad and Grayson swing chairs into
their heads, Joey Numbers is sending violent punches into Ash Adams'
ribs until Geoff rams him roughly in the side, sending Joey over the
top rope.
Adam: Holy Shit! Wow, already a lot of action in the first few
seconds of this match.
Bradley: Yeah, more action then you have seen in awhile, huh, Adam?
Blade grabs Danny by the ears and plants a vicious head buster that
can be heard all the way from the nosebleed section.
Adam: I bet that people way up at the top of the arena could hear
that one.
Bradley: I wouldn't doubt it!
Geoff slides under the bottom rope and pulls a chair out from under
the ring, he then swings it into Joey's midsection with a
bloodchilling slap, sending Joey reeling into the guardrail.
Adam: Ouch! These guys are vicious. Makes me glad that I am watching
and not the receiver of some of these moves.
Bradley: You and me both!
Chad locks Grayson into a bulldog that sends him head-first into the
turnbuckle. Grayson flails and falls shoulders-first out of the ring.
Adam: Wow! That was some bulldog! A lot of force behind that move.
Danny motions to Chad and they both exit the ring and grab one end of
a table, they push it into the ring and promptly use it to
clothesline Blade, who hits the mat with a toe-curling thunk!
Adam: Holy Shit! Did I just see what I think I just saw?
Bradley: Very innovative! Never expected to see a clothesline with a
table. Nobody could possibly get up from that!
Blade is then lifted by Danny into a standing position and then
roughly slammed into the mat by the inverted leg-sweep facelock DDT.
Ash gives Rolly ten knife hand chops as the crowd counts along.
Crowd: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!
Backing Rolly to the guardrail, Rolly then knees Ash in the ribs and
grabs Ash by his hair, violently jerking his head upward before
slamming it into the guardrail. Ash stumbles back as blood flows
freely form his broken nose.
Adam: Holy Shit! He's bleeding guys!
Bradley: Wonder if he broke his nose?
Adam: From the amount of blood lose that I see, I would say so!
Rolly then sets up a table and pulls Ash to the front. Lifting Ash
over his shoulders, Rolly slams Ash into the table back-first,
busting the table in half and knocking Ash out cold.
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Rolly and Joey then climb back into the ring to attack Chad and
Danny, but Joey is stopped by Geoff who roughly pulls him from the
ring, only to be punched right between the eyes, Geoff stumbles into
the guardrail and shakes his head, obviously quite disoriented. He
then runs forward to bull rush Joey, but Joey moves swiftly to the
side and slams Geoff face-first into the edge of the ring.
Adam: Oh my God! The impact!
Bradley: I think this has got to be it, folks!
Geoff stumbles back and wipes blood from his split brow as Chad and
Danny double-team Rolly, swinging Rolly full circle. Chad launches
him into the ropes, and they strain so far back that it looks as if
Rolly's about to fall through! Rolly then shoots off the ropes like a
bullet from a slingshot and is almost RKO'ed by Danny when Joey pulls
Danny's feet out from underneath him.
Adam: Now that is a veteran move by Joey Numbers.
Bradley: Yeah, you would never had thought this is a fairly new Tag
Team! They learn fast!
Rolly latches himself to the ropes and is handed a chair by Joey who
then rounds on Geoff and clotheslines him into the already broken
table, leaving him KO'ed next to his fallen partner.
Adam: Looks like Geoff is out like a light!
Bradley: I have to agree with you there though I have a hard time
doing that.
Joey then grabs another chair and slides into the ring with him.
Rolly then slams Chad in the back of the head with a chair as Joey
hits Danny full in the face. Both boys appear out.
Adam: I am surprised that their is a head left after that shot!
Bradley: It's the end of this world as we know it...
Adam: Quoting REM now!
Joey and Rolly set up the ladders and begin to climb up towards the
belts. Halfway up, Mudd and The Tunnler each climb into the ring with
a chair in their hands, they smile wickedly at each other as Chad and
Danny slink towards the discarded table. Mudd and The Tunneler slam
their chairs into the ladders, sending Rolly and Joey smack into each
other and plummeting towards the ring, they land with a sickening
crunch as Danny and Chad stand, holding the table between them.
Adam: Holy Shit! Is there gonna be anything left to anyone by the end
of this match?
Bradley: *Chuckles* I hope so, we have Outlaws here!
Adam: Kissing Outlaw ass now!
Bradley shakes his head and goes back to watching the action.
Mudd and The Tunneler smirk at each other only to turn around and be
clotheslined by the table held by Chad and Danny. The boys push Mudd
and The Tunneler out of the way before setting up the ladders. The
crowd is on it's feet as as Chad and Danny climb towards the belts.
Crowd: OUTLAWS! OUTLAWS! OUTLAWS! OUTLAWS! OUTLAWS!
Standing at the top of the ladders, Chad and Danny high-five each
other before grabbing the belts and climbing down.
Charles: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH AND STILL YOUR VCW WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS, DANNY HARRIS AND CHAD RICHARDSON, THE GREATEST TAG TEAM OF
ALL TIME!
Outside of the Arena we see A Red Lamborghini Murcielago
Fans all cheer loudly.
"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."
Adam: MY GOD, THAT'S JASON SNOW'S CAR. THE MAIN EVENT IS HERE FOLKS!
Charles : The following contest is a Stairway To Heaven match for the
VCW North American Championship. This match will take place in a 50
FT high steel cage with weapons spread out through out the cage and
on top of the cage is a scaffold... The Winner is the person who gets
the title that is hanging in the rafters.
"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays over the loud speaker as Jay
Vance walks out
onto the stage and heads to the ring and enters the cage.
Charles : Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario Canada, weighing
in at 230 lbs, here is Jay Vance.
"Do ya Think I'M Sexy" by Rod Stewart plays over the loud speakers as
Shane Johnson walks out onto the stage and heads to the ring and
enters the cage..
As soon as Shane enters the cage, Jay starts to attack Shane with a
stop sign and smashes Shane over the head with the sign.
Charles : Introducing next, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 230
lbs, here is Shane Johnson.
All of sudden. "Fuel" by Metallica plays over the loud speakers as
Max Power walks out onto the stage and sprints to the ring and enters
the cage and starts attacking Jay and Shane..
Charles : Now Introducing, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at
325 lbs, he is the VCW North American Champion and a member of The
American Outlaws, here is the "People's Choice" Max Power...
The bell is rung, the cage is locked, and the match begins.
Adam : Which one of these superstars is going to be able to climb the
Stairway to Heaven tonight and win the North American Title.
Max goes right after Jay and throws him head first into the cage and
grabs Shane and throws him in the opposite direction into the cage
also....
Max picks up Shane and drops Shane face first onto the top
turnbuckle....
Max goes over to Jay and starts stomping at his knees hard until he
is knocked down on the mat. Max sets up a table in the center of the
ring and power bombs Jay straight threw the table
Max sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring and at that time
Shane starts to stir. Max gets to Shane first, picks him up and gets
a fall away slam on him.
Shane gets up and Max wraps his arms around Shane's belly giving him
a bear hug. When it seems like Shane is winded...
He flips Shane back into a HUGE belly to belly suplex and the fans go
wild!
Chants are heard throughout the arena, "MAX! MAX! MAX! MAX!"
Max pushes the ladder into the cage, as Jay gets up and Stinger
splashes him into it.
Bradley: OOOOOOWWWW, that had to hurt.
We see Shane start to stir a little, he nips up and bounces off of
the ropes and nails Jay with a flying forearm. Max turns around and
lays into Jay with a couple of stomps, then he starts climbing the
ladder. Shane see Max climbing and he pushes the other ladder into
the other side of the cage and he starts climbing.
Bradley: UH-OH WE HAVE DUAL CLIMBERS.
Adam: Poor Jay.
Bradley: yeah he's assed out, HAHAHAHAHA
Jay starts to stir and he sees Max and Shane climbing those ladders
and Jay sees a pile of tables and he starts stacking. Jay is
climbing and stacking. Shane and Max have both gotten to the
Scaffold. Max goes for a clothesline on Shane, Shane ducks, Max
turns around, Shane tries to nail the Super Kick, Max catches his
foot and spins him around. When Shane spins around Jay has made it
up and he kicks Shane in the stomach and he nails him with the...
Adam: OH MY GOD, THE VANCE ATTACK FROM DAMN NEAR 60-70 FEET UP!
Jay turns around and gets kicked in the stomach and nailed with
THE
POWER
DRIVER
The scaffold shakes hard as HELL from the impact.
Bradley: OH MY JESUS, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Adam: well I ain't Jesus but I saw it.
Max starts to reach up for the belt, but Shane grabs onto his leg.
Max picks him up and he starts punching away of Shane. Jay starts to
stir a little, he gets up and starts to lose his balance over the
edge of the scaffold.
Bradley: AHHHH, DON'T FALL JAY, PLEASE DON'T FALL!
Shane pushes Max away and he nips up and as soon as Jay turns around
he is caught flesh on the chin with that Super Kick. Jay FALLS 70
FEET FROM THE SCAFFOLD INTO ALL 12 OF THOSE TABLES AND HE... IS...
OUT!
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, MY GOD! JAY VANCE HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
Max kicks Shane in the stomach and he nails him with the Power
Driver. Max goes for the belt, but then
SWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK he is knocked senseless by what
looks like a chair.
Adam: WHAT THE HELL?
We see a chair flying from the rafters and it just falls into the
ring. Then we see the belt come flying into Shane's lap and the bell
is rung.
Adam: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, FIRST BIG NASTY AND JASON SNOW, NOW MAX
POWER WHO THE HELL IS DOING THIS, THE OUTLAWS ARE GETTING SCREWED
HERE FOLKS!
Fans BOOO loudly
Charles: Here is your winner and NEW VCW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION,
SHANE JOHNSON!
Adam: DAMMIT, THIS JUST DOESN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME! DAMMIT!
Outside we see Raymond Roma running around the parking lot, he has
the Iron Man belt in hand and he's fumbling around for some keys.
Bradley: Look at this idiot.
Adam: He's not an idiot, he's doing the smart thing.
Bradley: yeah, he's high-tailing it out of here.
The camera's only show Raymond's face, but when he looks up, his face
tells the story.
Raymond: What are you two doing on top of the Roma's car? And why
are all of The Roma's windows smashed out?
The camera turns around to show
SINISTER
AND
MISTRESS
Both are sitting on top of Raymond's car, and Sinister is holding a
bat.
Adam: What are those two assholes still doing here?
Sinister: We have a little business with you Raymond.
Mistress: And all of your windows aren't smashed out.
Mistress points to the driver's side window, then SMASH! We see
Raymond's head go through it. Raymond is out and we see covering him…
ALBATROSS!
Hyde comes out of nowhere to make the count.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Charles: HERE IS YOUR NEW IRONMAN CHAMPION, ALBATROSS!
Albatross gets the belt and jumps up with it.
Albatross: YEAH, THIS BELT IS… MINE!
Sinister: Alright dude, go. I still got some unfinished business.
Sinister starts laughing…
Adam: Well, what does he mean by that?
Albatross: Alright dude, see you Tuesday.
Sinister and Mistress both nod at him as he breaks into somebody's
car. Hotwires it and speeds off.
Bradley: I wanna know what business Sinister has left.
Katya: I'm standing backstage with the ONLY World Champion that
matters bar none the VCW World Heavyweight Champion…
The fans AUTOMATICALLY BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THE BUILDING…
"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…"
Katya: THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MAIN EVENT JASON SNOW.
Jason: Hey Katya, what the dilley is?
Katya: First of all you and Nasty lost the North American Tag Belts,
what thoughts are going through your mind about that?
Jason: Right now, I'm not even thinking about that. Some sick fuck
thought it was really funny to play a practical joke of that caliber
on me. Well I ain't laughing. Neither is Star, and neither is Nasty.
Katya: and I'm not laughing either.
Jason: Now, I'm just so motivated to go out there and hurt someone.
Katya: Well you still have that triple threat match later tonight.
Jason: The triple threat match. Or as I like to call it the ménage e
trios.
Katya: ménage e trios? How so?
Jason: Simple, because when that bell rings all I'm gonna see is two
pussies, JUST WAITING TO GET… BEATEN UP. STEPPING INTO ANY RING WITH
ME IS JUST LIKE SEX ON AN ELEVATOR, YOU'RE GONNA GET… FUCKED… UP!!
AND WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, AFTER I DONE WHOOPED ALL THE JERK
OUT OF AINSWORTH'S ASS, AFTER I'VE DONE WHOMPED THE CANADIAN MONKEY
PISS OUT OF PETER VANCE, AFTER I'VE DONE WHIPPED THEIR BITCH ASSES
ALL OVER CLEMSON, AFTER I'VE SUCCESSFULLY DEFENDED MY TITLE I WILL
LOOK INTO THEIR EYES WITH THEIR BROKEN BODIES AND DREAMS AS 81, 000
PLUS JASON-ITES ARE ALL STANDING ON THEIR FEET AND CHANTING MY
NAME "JASON... JASON… JASON…
"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…"
Jason: I will ask them that all important question of… U MAD?
The fans all start up
Jason: CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA I THINK THEY MAD.
The Crowd: U MAAAAAAAAAAAAD, U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!
Katya: you sound really hyped up tonight.
Jason: Yes, yes I am. And I must leave you with the most awesome
catchphrase of all time. Now how does it go? Oh yeah, CHA-CHA
BITCH. No wait that ain't it.
Fans as well as Katya, Adam, and Bradley get a good laugh out of it.
Jason: Hold up I think I got it. I CAN HEAR YOU CLEMSON, BUT PLEASE
CONTINUE MAKING SUM MOTHAFUCKIN' NOOOOOOOIIIII…. No wait that ain't
it either.
Everyone is rolling in laughter as of now.
Jason: SHIT, what is it Katya? Oh yeah now I got it… BUT FOR NOW…
The fans start up because they know what's coming next… or at least
they think they do.
Jason: IT'S AN ANNIHILATION BITCHES AND VANCE AND AINSWORTH
The crowd: YOU… ARE… INVITED!
Jason: EXCUSE ME KATYA I GOT ASS TO WHIP!
Jason exits as Katya shakes her head laughing.
Adam: AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT, AND WE'LL GO TO OUR
SPECIAL GUEST RING ANNOUNCER… MICHAEL BUFFER!!!
The fans cheer as they see Michael in the ring.
Michael: The following match is your main event for the evening...
Fans cheer
Michael: From the home of the Clemson Tigers, this event is brought
to you by Vigilante Championship Wrestling, and it's owner Mr. Albert
T. Ross, and it is for THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE
WOOOOOOOOORLD. ARE YOU READY? CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA, ARE... YOU...
READY? For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching
worldwide, ladies and gentlemen...
Fans start cheering because they know what's coming up...
Michael: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GET READY TO
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Then we hear...
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
As "Down with the sickness" by Disturbed hits Fredrick Ainsworth
comes out to the LOUDEDST BOOS of the night.
Michael: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 252 pounds,
hailing from LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA,
FREEEEEDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
AAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSSSWWWWOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH
Ainsworth gets into the ring and he poses with his arms in the air as
the fans boo him.
Adam: There he is Mr. Jerkass himself.
Bradley: Don't say that Adam, he could be your new world champion.
Then we hear...
I got a picture of a photograph
Of a wedding and a shell
It's just a burning aching memory
I never kiss and tell
So turn it up and burn it
There's a hole in your head
There's a hole in your head
Where the birds can't sing along
Does anybody know how the story really goes
Or do we all just hum along
Sell your soul and sign an autograph
Big bang baby, it's a crash, crash, crash
I wanna die, but I gotta laugh
Orange crush mama is a laugh, laugh, laugh
As "Big Bang Baby" by The Stone Temple Pilots hits, Peter Vance comes
out to a WILD ovation.
Adam: THERE HE IS, THE FORMER VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
Michael: Now making his way to the ring, he is the former VCW
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! Weighing in at 247 pounds,
hailing from TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA,
PEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
VAAAAAAAANNNNNNNCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Bradley: Uh-oh, here we go.
Adam: When that theme hits, this place is gonna lose it.
Then the lights go out and we hear...
"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON"
[Intro]
Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!
[Chorus]
Yeek yeek woop woop!! Why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
As "Get Back" by Ludacris hits the fans FUCKING GO INSANE. "The
Main
Event" Jason Snow makes it to the stage as some EXTREMELY LOUD Red,
White, and Blue pyrotechnics go off at the top of the stage and come
down the Hell's Highway sign and explode right behind Jason as he
holds up his belt.
Adam: THERE HE IS, THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE MAIN EVENT
JASON SNOW.
Bradley: THERE'S MY PICK!
Michael: And NOW making his way to the ring, HE is the current
reigning VCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE
WOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD, WEIGHING IN AT 275 POUNDS,
HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, HE IS "THE MAIN
EVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
JAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Jason gets into the ring and he pulls out a can of Jasonade as he
eyes his opponents.
Bradley: HAHA, look at him, drinking on the job.
Adam: that's not beer you know.
Bradley: yeah, haha.
The bell sounds.
Adam: OKAY FOLKS THE MAIN EVENT HAS STARTED.
<< >> Hell's Highway
<< V >> VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
<< C >> "The Main Event" Jason Snow (Champion) vs.
<< W >> Peter Vance vs.
<< >> Fredrick Ainsworth
Ainsworth and Vance start with a collar and elbow tie up, while Jason
just waits in the corner drinking a can of Jasonade. Vance gets
Ainsworth in a waist lock, Ainsworth backs him into the corner.
Clean break by Ainsworth. Collar and elbow tie up again and
Ainsworth gets a headlock on Vance, Vance backs Ainsworth into the
ropes and he pushes him off into the ropes, Ainsworth comes back with
a shoulder block on Vance and Vance goes down. Ainsworth runs into
the ropes, Vance with the duck down, then Ainsworth just stops.
Bradley: What did he stop for?
Vance gets up and he and Ainsworth just look at Jason as he downs
another Jasonade. The crowd is cheering as both guys approach
Jason. Jason grabs two more cans of Jasonade and he offers them to
Ainsworth and Vance. Ainsworth takes it, opens it, and pours it
outside of the ring. "THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF THIS BULLSHIT,
JERKASS." Jason has a semi-smile on his face, then he looks at
Vance. Vance launches his can of Jasonade into the stands, and we
see a shitload of fans fighting for it.
Bradley: He shouldn't of did that
"FUCK `EM JASON, FUCK `EM UP (clap, clap), FUCK `EM JASON, FUCK `EM
UP (clap, clap)…"
Jason's smile now turns to anger as she launches himself out of the
corner and lets loose
the rights on Ainsworth and the lefts on Vance.
Adam: THE MAIN EVENT IS ON FIRE HERE!
Jason sends Ainsworth into the ropes and upon his return he is caught
in a sleeper then dropped on his neck. Ainsworth rolls out of the
ring. Leaving Peter and Jason to hook it up one on one, the fans all
cheer for this one as the two of them just stalk each other. Collar
and elbow tie up into a waist lock by Vance, reversal into a waist
lock by Jason, into a hammer lock by Vance, quick reversal into a
hammer lock by Jason. Vance reverses back into a hammer lock,
Jason quickly drops to Vance to the mat with a drop toe hold, into a
float over into a front face head lock sit out, into a hammer lock by
Vance. Jason rolls through, Vance locks on the arm wringer, Jason
rolls though, and reverses into an arm wringer of his own. Vance
kips up and cartwheels through and reverses into an arm wringer, but
then locks on the side head lock. Jason sends Vance for the ride
upon Vance's return he catches Jason off guard with a shoulder
block. Vance then runs into the ropes, and a drop down by Jason.
Vance comes back and Jason leap frogs over him, then Jason runs into
the ropes and Vance leap frogs over him. Vance turns around to a
boot to the mid-section, Jason attempts to Irish whip him into the
ropes but Vance reverses it into an Irish whip of his own, upon
Jason's return he leaps onto Vance and monkey flips him over, but
Vance cartwheels it out. Jason gets up and attempts a clothesline,
Vance ducks and attempts a gut-wrench suplex, but Jason counters with
a tilt-a-whirl flying head scissors.
Adam: Great technical wrestling from these two.
Vance who is a little woozy gets up only to get taken down by a side
head lock. Vance's shoulders are down, so Burns start counting.
ONE
TWO
Vance gets the shoulder up.
The crowd: TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Vance manages to get to his feet and he sends Jason into the ropes
and Ainsworth who is trying to get back in pulls the top rope down
and Jason goes flying over the top rope. Ainsworth enters the ring
and immediately take down with a drop toe hold, and Vance rides up
and tries to lock him in the crippler crossface. Ainsworth struggles
to get the bottom rope, but eventually he does. Burns counts for
Vance to break the hold
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
Vance breaks it before Burns counts to five. Ainsworth gets back to
his feet and Vance clotheslines him over the top rope and Vance goes
with him. On the floor Vance and Ainsworth have a straight up brawl,
they trade rights and lefts. Ainsworth tries to Irish whip Vance
into the guard railing, Vance reverses and sends Ainsworth over the
top. Ainsworth falls into some fans, Vance backs up like he's
getting ready to take flight over the guard railing. Ainsworth
pushes a fan out of the way. "MOVE JERKASS." Ainsworth grabs the
fans chair and the moment Vance comes flying over the guard railing,
he is nailed in the face with that chair. We see Jason with a chair
in hand and he leaps to the top rope. Jason leaps into a front flip
and kicks the chair into the face of Vance.
Adam: MY GOD, AINSWORTH WAS IN THE THIRD ROW.
Bradley: HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?
Jason picks Ainsworth up and nails him with a Spicolli driver. Vance
starts to stir, Jason runs over to him and clotheslines him back over
the guard railing to the ring floor. Jason goes and grabs another
chair and he sets it up near the guard railing. Jason sits Vance is
the chair and he slides into the ring. Jason runs from one end of
the ring to the other and he leaps through the ropes onto Vance and
they both go crashing into the guard railing.
Adam: OH MY GOD, SHADES OF SABU.
Ainsworth picks himself up and he falls over the guard railing. He
picks Vance up and takes him into the ring. Ainsworth tosses Vance
into the ropes and he attempts a 587 but Vance counters with a tilt-a-
whirl DDT. Jason manages to pick himself up. Vance has Ainsworth on
the mat, and he is on the second rope about to nail an elbow, Jason
out of literally nowhere springboards off of the top rope with a
bulldog.
The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Adam: HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SPRINGBOARD TOP ROPE BULLDOG.
Jason picks Vance up and he nails him with one snap suplex, holds on,
then he nails him with another snap suplex, holds on, and one more
snap suplex.
Bradley: THE THREE AMIGOS RIGHT THERE!
Adam: THE ACTION IS INTENSE IN THIS MATCH
Vance gets up and Ainsworth takes a swing only for Peter to duck and
nail him with one German Suplex, hold on, another German Suplex, hold
on and one release German Suplex. Ainsworth is on dream street as he
tries to stand. Jason runs over to him and lock him in the cobra
clutch. Vance has Jason in the waist lock, Jason kicks Vance in the
nuts and Burns warns him even though we all know that this is VCW and
that is perfectly legal. Jason picks Ainsworth up in that Cobra
Clutch and BOOM, he suplexes him once, twice, and Three times as he
releases it. Ainsworth is out, and Jason makes the cover. Burns
with the count.
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Vance pulls him off.
And Vance makes the cover, Burns with the count.
ONE
TWO
THR... NO, elbow to the back of the head by Jason to break up the
count.
Jason slides to the outside of the ring and gets a chair. Meanwhile
Vance makes another cover. Burns with the count.
ONE
TWO
WHAM! The count is broken up by a stiff chair shot to the head from
The Main Event.
The crowd Ooh-ed at that one.
Bradley: Wow I thought Sassy had a vicious chair shot earlier.
Adam: thank GOD my name ain't Peter Vance.
Jason gets into the ring and he places the chair down in the center
and he runs from one end of the ring and bounces off of the ropes
then he leaps onto the chair and leaps onto the ropes then he nails a
perfect moonsault on Vance.
Adam: TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT, THE MAIN EVENT JUST NAILED THE TRIPLE
JUMP MOONSAULT.
Bradley: THIS IS THE BEST MATCH I'VE SEEN SO FAR!
Jason goes for the cover, Burns with the count.
ONE
TWO
THR… NO, Ainsworth breaks the count up.
Ainsworth does a Lionsault on Vance and he attempts a cover
ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Springboard Harlem Hangover on Ainsworth broke the count
up.
Jason runs into the ropes and attempts a Lionsault of his own,
Ainsworth though leaps up out of nowhere and sends Jason airborne and
CRASH, he nails Jason with Flight 587.
Adam: THE 587, HE JUST NAILED THE 587.
Bradley: WE MAY HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION, ADAM, A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
Ainsworth goes for the pin.
ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Jason kicks out.
Adam: HE KICKED OUT OF THE 587, HE KICKED OUT OF THE 587.
Bradley: I TOLD YOU, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME.
Vance gets up and he rolls Jason out of the ring. Ainsworth gets up
and tries punch at Vance but Vance locks Ainsworth in a head lock
then reverses it into a Fugiwara armbreaker, which Vance turns into
a...
Adam: THE CLOVER LEAF, HE HAS AINSWORTH LOCKED IN THE CLOVER LEAF.
Bradley: WILL HE TAP, COME ON AINSWORTH FIGHT IT, FIGHT IT.
Ainsworth starts to make it to the ropes but Vance puts on the breaks
and Vance turns himself into the ropes.
Bradley: Uh-oh, Vance has Ainsworth in a bad way.
Adam: We may see a new champion here shortly.
Just as Ainsworth is about to tap... SMASH. We see pieces of white
glass fly everywhere. Jason is standing on the outside with the
remains of a broken florescent light bulb. AND THE FANS ABSOLUTELY
LOVE THIS.
"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."
Bradley: FLORESCENT LIGHT BULBS, HAHA, WE'VE SEEN EVERY WEAPON USED
BUT THE KITCHEN SINK!
Jason reaches underneath of the ring. As soon as Ainsworth comes
peeking his head out through the second rope DONG, he is nailed
with...
Adam: A SINK, A KITCHEN SINK.
Bradley: I STAND CORRECTED!
Jason tosses the sink to the side and grabs another florescent light
bulb, and CRASH, he smashes it over the face of Ainsworth. The crowd
is ON THEIR FUCKING FEET FOR THIS! Ainsworth tries to hold his
balance but he can't and he drops.
Adam: HEY LAID HIS OL' TIRED ASS OUT!
The camera focuses in on all three combatants, all of which are
dripping with blood. Ainsworth and Vance both start to stir, Vance
first. Jason picks Ainsworth up on his shoulders and tosses him to
Vance who catches him in Power Bomb position, but Ainsworth holds on
as Vance spins around trying to drop him. Jason kicks Vance in the
knee and Vance and Ainsworth both fall as Jason bounces off of the
ropes and drop kicks Vance in the face. Vance falls to the outside,
Jason follow. Jason pulls out a table, he sets it up, and he places
Vance on it. Jason slides inside the ring and he leaps to the top
rope. Jason has Vance in his sights but Ainsworth leaps up and
pushes Jason off. Jason is launched from the top rope, and Vance
moves as Jason goes crashing through that table.
Adam: OH NO, OH NO, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Ainsworth goes to the top, Vance starts to stir then he gets up and
Ainsworth leaps off of the top and he nails Vance with a block buster.
Adam: MY GOD, A BLOCK BUSTER FROM THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE.
All three men are out of it, on the outside, Burns begins to count.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
Ainsworth starts to stir
SEVEN
EIGHT
Vance starts to stir
NINE
Ainsworth gets into the ring and breaks the count up. Ainsworth then
pulls out another table and sets it up next to the guard railing.
Ainsworth snatches a camera from the camera man.
Ainsworth: HEY VANCE, WELCOME TO JERKASS TV.
Bradley: HAHA, JERKASS TV.
Ainsworth smashes that camera into the face of Vance, and Vance falls
onto the table. Ainsworth climbs onto the table and he has Vance in
Rock Bottom position when all of a sudden... KLANK! Ainsworth is
nailed in the back of the head with a ladder. Ainsworth and Vance
both fall, but neither one breaks the table.
Bradley: HOW IS THAT TABLE STILL STANDING ADAM?
Adam: I HAVE NO IDEA, BRADLEY, THERE'S SO MUCH ACTION GOING ON!
Jason sets the ladder up and he starts to climb it, and the fans are
really in this.
"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."
Jason does his little Outlaw pose and he leaps off of the ladder onto
the guard railing, springboards off of that into a moonsault on both
Ainsworth and Vance.
"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT..."
All three guys are laid out again.
Adam: MY GOD, THE MAIN EVENT WITH SOME OFF THE TOP OF THE HEAD
OFFENSIVE.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, IT'S HARD TO PREPARE FOR THIS GUY. YOU NEVER
KNOW WHAT HE WILL BRING TO THE TABLE NIGHTLY.
Burns start counting and he gets up to five before Jason gets up and
breaks the count. Meanwhile Ainsworth has gotten up and he's
charging at Jason with a Sledgehammer, Vance out of nowhere BLASTS
Ainsworth with a chair. And Jason BLASTS Vance for his efforts.
Jason walks over to Ainsworth and picks up the sledgehammer.
Jason: *hits Ainsworth* I AM THE GAME-AH, I'M GONNA HIT YOU-AH *hits
Ainsworth* WITH THIS SLEDGEHAMMER-AH, *hits Ainsworth* CAUSE I GOT
NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO-AH!
Jason prepares to drop that sledgehammer on Ainsworth, when he is hit
in the nuts by Vance. Jason drops the sledgehammer and Vance gets
the waist lock on Jason, he picks him up and carries him over to a
table that he had set up. Ainsworth gets up and he gets the waist
lock on Vance. Vance lifts and so does Ainsworth, the
CCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL THREE MEN
GO THROUGH THE FUCKING TABLE.
"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, WHAT NEXT.
Bradley: THEY ARE BATTLING OVER THE RICHEST PRIZE IN THE BUSINESS.
All three men are out of it, but we see Jason start to stir first, as
the fans totally GO FUCKING APESHIT. Jason reaches underneath of the
ring and he pulls out a chair. Not just any chair though...
Adam: THE STAR CHAIR! THE SHIT HAS JUST HIT THE FAN FOLKS.
Jason gets up. The moment Vance gets up CRACK, he down for the
count. Ainsworth gets up and CRACK, he too is down for the count.
Jason then motions for them to bring the cage down.
Adam: What, what on earth is he doing?
Jason pulls out and sets up four tables, on the bottom table he
places Vance, on the third table he places Ainsworth. Jason then
finds a can of gasoline and a lighter. Jason douses the tables with
gas and he lights the tables on fire... WITH AINSWORTH AND VANCE
STILL TRAPPED IN THEM.
Adam: JASON SNOW IS SADISTIC!
Jason laughs as the cage finally lowers. Jason takes the Star Chair
with him and he starts climbing the cage and the fans sound like they
are ready TO TEAR THE ROOF OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKER. Jason gets to the
top and he looks around as the crowd gets even more amplified.
Adam: He's not gonna do what I... NO, JASON DON'T DO THIS!
Bradley: NO JASON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jason leaps off of the cage while elbow dropping the chair into the
tables and crashing all the way down to the ground, taking Ainsworth
and Vance with him.
"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."
Adam: OH MY GOD, OH... MY... GOD...
Bradley: AGHHHH, SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1
All 3 guys are out, no moving what so ever. Burns starts the count.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
Jason nips up and Vance starts to stir. Jason takes his chairs and
starts the climb the cage again, Jason points at Ainsworth and the
CROWD IS FUCKING LOSING IT.
Adam: AND HE'S GOING BACK UP!
Bradley: He must doesn't like life.
But as soon as Jason gets to the top, the cage starts moving up.
Jason looks around.
Adam: what the hell? WHO IS MOVING THE DAMN CAGE?
While the cage is rising up, Jason still has Ainsworth in his sights
he leaps off of the cage with that chair and does a full front flip
with the chair on his legs and
SMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Right onto the face of Ainsworth.
Adam: GOOD LORD, GOOD LORD ATOMIC ARABIAN FACE BUSTER, ATOMIC ARABIAN
FACE BUSTER.
Bradley: OFF OF THE TOP OF THAT RISING CAGE! AINSWORTH HAS DIED.
Adam: JASON SNOW HAS JUST STOLEN THE SHOW. ONE MAN, ONE NIGHT, ONE
MOVE!!!
"HOLY SHIT, VCW, HOLY FUCK, VCW, HOLY SHIT, VCW, HOLY FUCK, VCW..."
Then all of a sudden we see coming down the aisle the Adams Boyz
Adam: The Adams Boyz? WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE?
Bradley: Isn't it obvious?
Ash hits the ring just as Vance is getting in. Ash off of the ropes
and BOOM he nails the Crude Awakening on Vance. Geoff gets in and he
nails Vance with the spear. He then picks Vance up and WHAM, Adams
Bomb. Jason hits the ring and Ash attempts a Crude Awakening, Jason
ducks then nails him with...
Adam: SEATTLE SUCIDE!
Jason then kicks Geoff in the stomach and he plants his ass for a
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB
RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING RING!
Adam: THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB, THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB!
But then out of the crowd we see...
SINISTER
He leaps over the guard railing and he jumps into the ring and he
clotheslines Jason over the top.
Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? WHY IS HE INVOLVING HIMSELF?
Bradley: HE SAYS HE HAS SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS WITH JASON, MAYBE HE
HAS COME TO FINISH IT.
Adam: DAMMIT THIS IS THE WRONG TIME.
Jason lands on his feet and Sinister leaps over the top and he lands
on Jason they both fall up against the guard railing, but they get up
and start back fighting. Jason beats Sinister over the guard railing
and into the crowd. Sinister and Jason start fighting all over the
crowd area, a few fans have offered up their chairs as Sinister and
Jason totally beat the shit out of each other.
Adam: LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE KILLING EACH OTHER.
Meanwhile no one noticed Ainsworth sliding back into the ring. Vance
is still out and Ainsworth drapes his arm around Vance, Burns turns
around and sees this.
Adam: What's going on in the ring?
ONE
TWO
THREE!!
The bell sounds.
Adam: HUH? What happened?
Jason turns around, off in the corner we see Sinister laughing.
Jason starts to run back to the ring.
Michael: the winner of the match AND NEW VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION,
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKK
AINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
!
The fans start to boo the shit out of Ainsworth.
Adam: JASON WAS ROBBED, JASON SNOW JUST GOT SCREWED AND HE KNOWS IT!
Bradley: This sucks.
We see fans tossing trash and some more stuff into the ring. Jason
just stands with the audience as they boo. Fredrick stand up and
holds the VCW belt up high
Adam: THIS IS DISGUSTING, WE'RE OUT OF TIME THOUGH FOLKS, SEE YOU ON
TUESDAY FOR ANARCHY!
We fade out to an image of Jason, pointing at Ainsworth and the title
and making the belt gesture.
Results summary:
Jenny Ross def. J.T.
Sarah Twilight and Masta Suzie both won the Golden Ticket Ladder Match
Albatross won the "Iron Man" title match
Sinister defeated Curt Benjamin
Sassy Lassy retained her VCW Womens title
The Rude Crew are your new North American tag champs
Jessica Lohan was the sole survivor in the Blitz Creek match
Nemesis won the first ever Hell's Highway match
Star defeat Hamato Saki via Submission
Mark Sanders defeated Mack Taylor
Danny and Chad retained their VCW World Tag Titles
Shane Johnson became the New VCW North American champ
Fredrick Ainsworth is your new VCW World Heavyweight Champion
OOC: I hope you enjoyed this VCW PPV, it was alot of fun (and work
and STRESS, lol) so I hope you have fun reading it. Take care, this
is Mr. Ross signing off.