VCW Full Throttle - May 31st, 2005 - BC Place Stadium , VANCOUVER, B.C.

We see two hands revving up a motorcycle as he beginning tune
of "Gravity" plays.  Then we see Imani coming out of a house and she
starts singing the lyrics to "Gravity"

[Imani]

My sweet tooth cavity shoots
Pain up in my brain bringin' on the rain
Look at the sad sack frown

We see on the street The Rude Crew riding out in some fast cars. 
Then we see a Red Cadillac Escalade, a White Jaguar XKR 100, a Blue
Ferrari 550, a Red Lamborghini Murcielago, a White Porsche 911 Turbo,
a Blue Bentley Continental R Mulliner, and a Pink 1996 Ferrari F 355
Berlinetta.  Driven by "MVP" The Big Nasty, Chad Richardson, Danny
Harris, "The Main Event" Jason Snow, "The People's Choice" Max Power,
and "The Toughest Woman in the Business" Star, and "The Bad Ass"
Sassy Lassy.

[Imani]

So I'm puttin' on my gravity boots
cruisin' around town cruisin' around town
lookin' for a place to get down

We see Imani get into the car with Jason and they zoom off.  (Cut
Shot) Club scene, Imani is on stage performing then she stage dives

[Imani]

And I'll get off my high horse
If you can be my ladder
Make sure the ground below is covered with roses
And I'll take my head out of the clouds
If you can take yours out of your ass
And we can celebrate with a night on the town

Back on the street we see a fast and the furious type of race going
on between Deffstar and Jay Vance (cut shot) we see Imani back in the
car with Jason going about 180 mph.

[Imani]

But you gotta be down
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me

the car is going fast as hell, Imani has her head poked out of the
window singing the lyrics as they drive into what looks like the
Nexus of the Universe.

We cut to the B.C. Place and the Pyro is going off, we see the ring
post explode, the aisle way explode, the ramp way explode and BAM,
the Full Throttle sign EXPLODES as Pyro run all down the side of it. 
The camera pans the audience as we hear that OH SO familiar chant...

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

We see those Rabid VCW fans and then we cut to the Announce booth and
we see Adam and Bradley.

Adam: WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER EDITION OF FULL THROTTLE, WE COME TO
YOU LIVE FROM THE SOLD OUT B.C. PLACE STADIUM IN VANCOUVER, BRITISH
COLUMBIA.  THIS IS ADAM CAYLE AND RIGHT NEXT TO ME IS MY BROADCAST
PARTNER TRIPLE B "BEAUTIFUL" BRADLEY BROOKES
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, WE HAVE A WHOLE HEAP OF ACTION ON THIS FIRST
EVER EDITION OF FULL THROTTLE
Adam: TONIGHT IN THE MAIN EVENT WE HAVE THE A-TEAM TAKING ON THE
CLIQUE AND BOY HAVE THINGS HEATED UP THERE!  AND WE ALSO HAVE…

Adam is interrupted by…

"RIGHT ABOUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/
CHECK IT OUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/"

And the fans all RISE TO THEIR FEET as Diamond Ross with her daughter
Jenny Ross has made their way to ringside.

Adam: THERE SHE IS, THE CO-BOSS OF THIS GREAT COMPANY KNOWN AS VCW.
Bradley: EHHHHHH, MR. ROSS IS BETTER!

Diamond gets into the ring and the fans start chanting her name…

"DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND…"

Diamond soaks up the cheers.

Diamond: VANCOUVER B.C., HOW ARE YA?

The fans start cheering.

Diamond: I'd like to welcome you to my creation, the VCW Super Show,
known as…
Diamond/Jenny: FULL THROTTLE
Diamond:  Tonight, we have one GREAT show for you. Tonight you were
supposed to see Sarah vs. Suzie number 6, and the winner will go on
later tonight and face Sassy Lassy for the VCW World Heavyweight
Title.
But... Masta Suzie and Sarah twilight both missed their flights to be
here, SOOOOOOOOOO, Sassy Lassy has issued an open challenge and we
SHALL SEE THAT TONIGHT!!!

Fans cheer

Jenny: We will see Canada's own Peter Vance taking on his little
brother Jay Vance.

Fans ALL CHEER

"PETER, PETER, PETER, PETER, PETER, PETER…"

Diamond:  We will see for the VCW North American title, Mike Acid of
the Rude Crew will be challenging Shane Johnson for the title

Fans all cheer for that one.

Jenny: Next up is that VCW style Battle Royal for the new VCW Women's
North American title, and mother, I PLAN ON BRINGING THAT BELT HOME
TO THE ROSS FAMILY!!!

Some fans cheer, other jeer a little.

Diamond: Next we will see The Greatest Tag Team of ALL Time put their
titles on the line against Sinister and Albatross *fans boo*.

"DANNY AND CHAD, DANNY AND CHAD, DANNY AND CHAD, DANNY AND CHAD…"

Jenny: Then we are gonna see the DFC with Dawg as their partner vs.
CANADA'S OWN "THE RAVEN" MATT RAWLE, STEPHAN D'LONCRAE, DARREN AND
JOSH, THE DEATH BRINGERS…

Fans ALL ERUPT

Diamond: THEN IN THE MAIN EVENT WE SHALL SEE ASH AND GEOFF ADAMS,
JERRI AINSWORTH AND THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT FREDRICK AINSWORTH
*HUGE BOOS* TAKING ON THE CLIQUE

"CLIQUE, CLIQUE, CLIQUE, CLIQUE, CLIQUE, CLIQUE…"

Diamond: JOSS KATZ, JESUSFISHFOOD, THE VCW WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION
The Crowd: STAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Diamond: AND A MAIN WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION, "THE MAIN EVENT"
JAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN SNOW!!!!!

The fans ALL START TO LOSE IT

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…"

Diamond: SO WITH OUT FUTHER ADO, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE…

Then we hear…

I can see you smile on my TV
A spewing bile necessary
Dementia of your deception
"I don't wanna be the" tolerant
"I don't wanna be the" consequence
"I don't wanna be the president
Doesn't really matter what I say
Nobody listens to us anyway
Doesn't really matter what I do
I'm so sick of you

Shut the fuck up!

A pathetic talking head
You product of your walking head
Your war machined evangelistic mission

"I don't wanna be the" tolerant
"I don't wanna be the" consequence

"I don't wanna be the president

Doesn't really matter what I say
Nobody listens to us anyway
Doesn't really matter what I do
I'm so sick of you

Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!

As "Shut the fuck up" by Bridges of Destruction hits we see Mr. Ross
come out power walking to the ramp with Ms. Russo on his arm.  And
the fans are BOOING his ass. Ms. Russo has a brief case in her hand.

Adam: I WONDER WHAT THE HELL DOES HE WANT?  AND WHAT'S IN THAT BRIEF
CASE SHE'S HOLDING?
Mr. Ross: Now Diamond, I did not come out here to "rain on your
parade" so to speak.  I just came out to make a few announcements.
Diamond: Okay Al.
Mr. Ross: Now, Everyone knows that our next Pay Per View coming up on
the 26th of June.  It's "State of Emergency" and it WAS supposed to
debut from the Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City, but NOT ANYMORE!!!! 
We have changed location... where have we changed location?  Simple,
I have contacted some of my connections and VCW WILL HAVE IT'S OWN
STADIUM.
Bradley: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???
Adam: OH HELL YEAH!!!

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Mr. Ross: Located right in NEW YORK CITY, AND THE FIRST EVER EVENT IN
THE VCW STADIUM KNOWN AS "THE FIGHT PALACE" will be STATE OF
EMERGENCY.  Every month we will have at least one show from The Fight
Palace, whether it be an Anarchy or a house show.
Bradley: HAHA, MR. ROSS IS A GENIUS.
Mr. Ross: Now, the next order of business.  Becky if you will.

Ms. Russo starts opening up the brief case.

Mr. Ross: You see Diamond, I know how much of MARK you are for GOOD
women's wrestling.  That's why you have that Battle Royal booked to
crown the first VCW Women's North American champion.  Well Diamond,
I'm gonna up the ante a little.  Show them what I'm talking about
Becky.

Ms. Russo opens up the brief case and we see two beautiful belts with
pink straps to them.

Mr. Ross: THESE ARE THE VCW WOMEN'S TAG TEAM TITLES.

Fans CHEER

Mr. Ross: A tournament will begin on Anarchy, and at State of
Emergency we will crown the first EVER VCW WOMEN'S TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS.  AND WHY?  BECAUSE VCW IS WHERE...
The Crowd: THE BULLSHIT STOPS!
Mr. Ross: WHERE?
The Crowd: THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!

The fans start cheering for Mr. Ross

Bradley: YOU HEAR THIS, THEY ARE CHEERING FOR THE BOSS!!

Mr. Ross: Now the winner of that Jay Vance/Peter Vance match will go
on to State of Emergency and face the winner of The Mike Acid/Shane
Johnson match.  And it will be for THE VCW NORTH AMERICAN TITLE!!

Fans cheers have reached a FEVER pitch.

Diamond: WOW AL, it seems that you are starting to change.
Adam: A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER IF YOU ASK ME.
Mr. Ross: Now I said that I didn't want to come out and "rain on your
parade."
Diamond: Right
Mr. Ross: In fact, I don't WANT to rain on it, I'M GONNA PISS ALL
OVER IT.
Adam: And the asshole returns.
Mr. Ross: THIS IS ANARCHY'S TIME.  WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?  I FUCKING
HATE, FULL THROTTLE.  I SACRIFICED MYSELF TO GIVE THESE FUCKING
ASSHOLE FANS OF OURS SOMETHING TO ENJOY EVERY WEEK.  AND YOU MARCH
YOUR LITTLE ASS IN HERE AND CHANGE SHIT ALL THE WAY AROUND.  I HATE
YOU, I HATE YOUR GUTS.  I SHOULD'VE LEFT YOU ON THAT CORNER I FOUND
YOU ON.  BUT INSTEAD I HAD TO BE ALL "PRETTY WOMAN" ABOUT IT.  I HAD
TO GIVE A CUTE PROSTITUTE A CHANCE.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT"

Adam: DAMMIT, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY THAT.
Bradley: YEAH THAT WAS KIND OF MEAN, EVEN FOR ME.

"ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE..."

Mr. Ross: AND ANOTHER THING...
Diamond: ALBERT WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO YOUR OWN THEME AND SHUT THE
FUCK UP.
Bradley: DID SHE JUST SAY... I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID...

"DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND..."

Diamond: Now I will agree that you are the genius behind VCW, I will
agree on that.  But you must realize that everything I do is for the
betterment of this company.  WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING EACH
OTHER, AND NOT CUTTING EACH OTHER DOWN.
Mr. Ross: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME HAPPY AND LEAVE...  GO BACK TO
CALIFORNIA, AND LIVE OFF OF THE MONEY THAT YOU STEAL FROM ME EVERY
MONTH.  JUST LEAVE DIAMOND, I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN...
JUST LEAVE.
Diamond: I can't just do that Al.
Mr. Ross: WHY NOT?  HUH, WHY THE FUCK NOT?
Diamond: Simple, BECAUSE DIAMONDS...
The Crowd: ARE... FOREVER...

"The Rockafeller Skank" hits again and the fans start cheering as Mr.
Ross and Ms. Russo are PISSED!!!!

Adam: SHE GOT HIM, SHE GOT HIM AGAIN. 

Backstage Jay Roachester has caught up with Peter Vance.

Jay: Peter Vance, your match with your younger brother is next, any
thoughts?
Peter: Well what can I say, my little brother challenged me here
tonight.  I've never backed down from a challenge and I AIN'T GONNA
START NOW.  And now it's more than just for pride, it's for a shot at
the VCW North American Championship, that's A LOT.  And I hope little
brother is ready, because when this match is over, he WILL understand
why I am so GOOD, I am GREAT!!

Peter Vance walks off and the camera cuts shot to show Jay Vance
leaving his dressing room.  "Gravity" hits.

Adam: PETER VANCE, JAY VANCE, NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE VCW NORTH
AMERICAN TITLE IS NEXT...

$$Commercial Break$$

We see a riot happening spliced in with clips from the match with The
American Outlaws taking on The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress, and
Albatross.

Announcer: In this present day and age

We see a clip of Star nailing "Catch a falling Star" on JFF

Announcer: In this current STATE that we live in…

We see a clip of Peter Vance with J.M. Baddwin in the Texas Cloverleaf

Announcer: We are in dire need of an…

We see a bunch of clips of VCW action from Anarchy, Chaos, Torment,
and even War of Ages

Announcer: EMERGENCY!!!!

We see Fredrick Ainsworth holding up the VCW title, and we see Jason
Snow nailing The Main Event Power Bomb on him. 

"Soul Surfing" by Fatboy Slim hits

Announcer: VCW PRESENTS STATE OF EMERGENCY ORIGINATING FROM THE FIGHT
PALACE A/K/A THE VCW STADIUM LIVE JUNE THE 26TH, EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-
PER-VIEW, CALL YOUR CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER

We see random shots of VCW Action

Announcer: WE ARE IN... A... STATE... OF... EMERGENCY...


"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park hits, and we see Jay Vance come out
and the crowd goes APESHIT for him.

Charles: THIS FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT WILL
DETERMINE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE VCW NORTH AMERICAN TITLE AT
STATE OF EMERGENCY.  INTRODUCING FIRST FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA,
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY VANCE.

Jay starts slapping hands with fans as he makes his way to the ring.

Adam: The name of Jay's theme is "One step closer" by Linkin Park. 
He has no IDEA of how much that suites him.  He has all of the
physical and mental tools to become a GREAT champion here in VCW.  He
is just merely "One... Step... Closer"

Then we hear...

I got a picture of a photograph
Of a wedding and a shell
It's just a burning aching memory
I never kiss and tell

So turn it up and burn it
There's a hole in your head
There's a hole in your head
Where the birds can't sing along

Does anybody know how the story really goes
Or do we all just hum along
Sell your soul and sign an autograph
Big bang baby, it's a crash, crash, crash

I wanna die, but I gotta laugh
Orange crush mama is a laugh, laugh, laugh

As "Big bang Baby" by The Stone Temple Pilots hits the crowd reaches
it's FEVER PITCH, and they go BEYOND, BEYOND, BEYOND APESHIT, as
Peter Vance makes his way to the ring.

Charles: AND HIS OPPONENT FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA, THIS MAN IS
THE FIRST EVER VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THIS IS
PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VANCE!

Peter gets into the ring and he and Jay circle each other as referee
Edgar Hyde calls for the bell.

Adam: There's the bell, NOW let's get this match underway.

<< VCW >> VCW North American Title #1 Contender's match
<< FULL >> Peter Vance
<< THROTTLE >> vs. Jay Vance


Peter and Jay start with a collar and elbow tie up.  Peter gains the
advantage, and turns Jay over into a hammerlock.  Jay tries to
reverse it into a hammerlock of his own, but Peter twists Jay's arm
into a standing arm bar.  Peter whips Jay into the ropes upon
returning Jay is nailed with a vicious clothesline.  Peter picks Jay
up and locks him in a standing side headlock, then he whips Jay to
the ground and holds on to that headlock. 

Adam: Great start to this match by Peter.  He REALLY knows his way
around that ring.

Jay slowly rises to his feet as Peter has that head lock on tight. 
As Jay gets to his feet he sends Peter into the ropes, and upon
Peter's return he is nailed with a sleeper hold drop. 

Adam: Nice move by Jay Vance
Bradley: He almost took his head off with that one.

Jay goes for the cover, Hyde makes the count…

ONE
TWO

NO, Peter kicks out

The fans: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jay picks Peter up and nails him with a standing dropkick, Peter
bounces off of the ropes and spears Jay to the ground. Peter picks
Jay up and nails him with a German Suplex but he holds on and nails
him with it again, then he holds on and he attempts to drop him
again, but Jay holds on and tries to block it, but to no avail, WHAM,
Jay is dropped on the back of his head in a release German Suplex. 

Adam: Shades of Chris Benoit ANOTHER great Canadian athlete.

Peter goes for the cover, Hyde makes the count. 

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jay kicks out.

Adam: OH, CLOSE THREE RIGHT THERE.
Bradley: I thought Peter had him right there.

Peter picks Jay up and attempts a standing suplex but Jay reverses it
and nails him with one vertical suplex, Jay holds on, another
vertical suplex, Jay holds on, and one more vertical suplex.  After
the third suplex Jay rolls into a pin, Hyde makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Peter kicks out

Adam: interesting combination of the three amigos into an inside
cradle.
Bradley: yes I must AGREE.
Adam: Those Vance's sure know their wrestling.

Jay picks Peter up and attempts an Irish whip, Peter counters with a
short armed clothesline.  Jay pulls himself up just as Peter is
bouncing off of the ropes.  Peter comes back and WHAM, he nails Jay
with the DAMNDEST POUNCE EVER!!!!  Jay flips back into the ropes. 
Peter goes for the cover, and Hyde makes the count…

ONE
TWO
THR…  NO, Jay kicks out. 

Adam: WHOA, ANOTHER CLOSE THREE.
Bradley: THESE COUNTS ARE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER

Peter picks Jay up he holds him up in the air in a modified vertical
suplex position, and then WHAM, he drops Jay down to the mat in…

THE
VANCE
ATTACK

Bradley: WHAT IS PETER DOING?  IS HE TRYING TO EMBARRASS HIS BROTHER,
BY BEATING HIM WITH HIS OWN MOVE?
Adam: DAMNED IF I KNOW

Peter makes the cover, Hyde makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Jay barely gets the shoulder up!

Adam: OH MY... JAY WON'T QUIT, HE WANTS THIS!!

Right now every fan in the house are on the edge of their seats. 
Peter picks Jay up and attempts another German Suplex but Jay slipped
out and slips under and out of nowhere he nails Peter with…

THE
VANCE
ATTACK

Bradley: A VANCE ATTACK FROM THE MASTA!!!

Jay leaps over to Peter and gets the cover, Hyde with the count

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Peter kicks out. 

Adam: AND PETER WANTS THIS JUST AS BAD AS HIS BROTHER DOES.
Bradley: If you ask me, he's just being plain SELFISH!!!

Jay looks a little frustrated as he picks Peter up and out of nowhere
Peter gets  the "Crippler Cross face" on Jay.  Jay is now screaming
out as Peter is pouring on the pressure. 

Adam: OHH, THE AGONY HE MUST BE FEELING.

Jay is trying to wiggle his way to the ropes, but Peter keeps
applying more and more pressure.  Jay has his hand out like he's
about to tap, but instead he DIGS DOWN and starts making a move for
the ropes. 

Adam: BUT JAY'S NOT QUITTING, HE WANTS TO WIN THIS THING.
Bradley: CAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT, he should have TAPPED a long time ago.

After a few tries, Jay finally reaches the bottom rope.  Peter lets
go and he gets off of Jay, he gets up and he goes to pick Jay up, but
out of nowhere Jay rolls him up into an inside cradle, Hyde counts it.

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Peter kicks out.

Adam: ANOTHER CLOSE COUNT
Bradley: I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THESE

Jay gets up and so does Peter, Jay swings on Peter with a clothesline
but Peter ducks and gives Jay one of the DAMNEDEST back suplexes in
history.  Both men lay flat on the mat, and look exasperated, Peter
makes a move and he lays a limp arm on Jay, Hyde makes the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Jay gets the shoulder up

Adam: JAY WITH THE NEVER SAY DIE ATTITUDE!!!

Every fan is standing up and applauding these two great Canadian
competitors.  Peter is now looking frustrated as he picks Jay up. 
Peter is attempting the cobra clutch, but all of a sudden SMASH,
Peter is nailed with a Stunner.  Jay with the cover, Hyde with the
count…

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Peter gets the shoulder up at the last second.

Adam: AND PETER SHOWING THAT SAME GRIT THAT MADE HIM A WORLD CHAMPION.

Jay now looking more upset than ever that he can't put Peter away
gets up and kicks the shit out of the bottom ring rope.  As Jay goes
over to pick Peter up, Peter clips his legs and quickly applies the
Texas Cloverleaf on Jay.  Jay is screaming in agony, and trying to
find his way to the ropes.  A good portion of the B.C. place is
behind Jay as they clap, and stomp for him to get into this match and
find a way to break this hold.  Jay has been locked in this painful
submission for about a minute now but he is trying to make his way to
the ropes.  Jay starts his crawl to the ropes, and he almost gets
there, he has a fingernail on the bottom rope and Peter brings him
right back to the center of the ring.  The camera closes in on Jay's
face, we see the agony that this man is enduring. 

Adam: LOOK AT THE GRIMACE ON HIS FACE!!!
Bradley: JUST TAP YOU IDIOT!

Jay has his hand out and is about to tap, but instead he DIGS DOWN
one more time and he starts his crawl to the ropes again.  Peter sees
this and tries to pull him right back to the center but after a last
ditch effort Jay finally makes it to the bottom rope. 

Adam: HE DID IT!!!

Peter doesn't break the hold immediately though, Hyde counts to 4
before Peter lets it go.  Peter then picks Jay up and he attempts to
cause another Cloverleaf , but Jay slips out of that and rolls him
up.  Hyde makes the count…

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Peter kicks out at the absolute last millisecond.

Adam: OOHH, THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!

The fans in the house are REALLY into this match as we hear dueling
chants of "JAY, JAY, JAY, JAY…" and "PETER, PETER, PETER, PETER…" 
Jay pulls himself up and so does Peter.  Jay runs over to Peter, as
soon as Peter turns around WHAM, he is nailed with …

THE
VANCE
ATTACK

And both mean are flat on their backs.  

Bradley: IF JAY CAN GET TO HIS BROTHER, HE WOULD BE ON A ONE WAY TRIP
TO STATE OF EMERGENCY TO FACE THE NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION.

We hear the fans kicking and stomping, and we see Jay start to react
to it.  Jay with the last bit of energy he has left, he drapes his
arm across the body of Peter.  Hyde makes the count…

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Peter gets the shoulder up.

Bradley: HOW DID HE DO THAT?  HOW DID HE KICK OUT?
Adam: TRUE GRIT IS ALL I CAN SAY!

Jay is TOTALLY FRUSTRATED now, we see the look on his face.  Jay
manages to pull himself up, he walks over to Peter and pulls him up. 
Jay hoist Peter up in the air as he attempts another Vance Attack,
but Peter slips out of this one and he rolls to the back of Jay and
he shoves Jay into the ropes and when Jay returns Peter nails him
with a VICIOUS Spine buster.  Peter lay on the ground along side of
Jay.  Peter with his last bit of energy manages to drape his arm on
Jay's limp body.  Hyde makes the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jay gets his shoulder up.

Adam: IT'S GUT CHECK TIME NOW, WHO WANTS IT MORE?
Peter somehow manages to pull himself up and he gets into the
corner.  Peter climbs to the second rope, and he poses himself to
drop an elbow on Jay, but Jay nips up and he immediately runs to the
second rope and he nails Peter with a shot to the sternum and he
places Peter on his shoulders in an attempt to drop him in the
Electric Chair drop.  Peter starts moving forward which is shifting
Jay's balance, Jay tries to drop but to no avail as Peter rolls Jay
into...

THE
VICTORY
ROLL

Peter has it locked, Hyde makes the count

ONE
TWO
THREE

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, WHAT A DAMN MATCH!!!

And it is OVER, "Big Bang Baby" hits, the FANS ALL STAND UP AND
CHEER, as Peter gets his hand raised.

Charles: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE
VCW NORTH AMERICAN TITLE,
PEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR VANCE!!!
Adam: AND HE EARNED IT, WHAT A HELL OF A CLASSIC MATCH
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THE WHOLE TIME

Jay gets up and he's looking a little pissed.  The music stops.  We
see him walks over to Peter.  They have a stare down for a moment.

Bradley: IS HE GONNA DECK HIM?  I HOPE HE DECKS HIM.

Jay smiles a little then he shakes his brother's hand and he raises
his brother's hand, and the celebration continues as "Big Bang Baby"
hits again.

Adam: WHAT A SHOW OF SPORTSMANSHIP, JAY WRESTLED A HELL OF MATCH, HE
JUST CAME UP A LITTLE SHORT TONIGHT.
Bradley: THAT WAS A GREAT MATCH.
Adam: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?  THEY DID IT ALL IN THE RING, NO OUTSIDE
INTERFERENCE, NO WEAPONS, THEY JUST SHOWED THAT YOU CAN STILL HAVE A
CLASSIC MATCH INSIDE OF THE RING.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, I don't know about you Adam, but now that that
is over I want to see a FIGHT!
Adam: TRUST ME, in that Main Event we have for you, we will see JUST
THAT, a classic RUMBLE.

Backstage we see JT struting into the building with a big smile on
her face.

Adam: I wonder what she's so happy about.

Bradley: Well, she did just whoop Poppy's ass in Tuscon.

Suddenly Chad walks into the scene and the crowd goes BEYOND
APESHIT!!!!

Chad: Hey JT

J.T.: Hey Chad

Chad: What are you so happy about?

J.T.: I know a secret

Chad: Hmmmmm!  And what do I have to do to get this secret out of you?

J.T.:Hmmmmmmm..... I think you know *winks*

Adam: uh oh, i think i know where this is going

Chad: *worried* Oh NO, Poppy is here, and you KNOW she won't like this

J.T.: And?

Chad: One question for you

J.T.: Shoot

Chad: Of ALL the guys in the VCW locker room, why me?  What is it
about me that drives you women SO crazy?

*Ladies CHEER loudly*

Bradley: YEAH TELL ME, I WANNA KNOW, I WANNA BE LIKE CHAD

J.T.: I don't know, there is just something about you that is
*smiles wickedly* Utterly Irresistible.

Chad: *Smiles* Utterly Irresistable huh?

J.T.: Yep

Chad: And just for arguements sake, what can YOU DO, that would make
me want to leave Poppy?

J.T.: This

JT walks up to Chad and wraps her arms around his neck, capturing him
in a looooong, passionate kiss that puts all the others to shame.

Adam: Holy shit!!!

Bradley: what i wouldn't do to be in Chad's shoes right now.

Chad backs up, visibly and physically stunned

Chad: WHOA, That's 3 weeks in a row you have kissed me... what can I
say...

J.T.: If you thought that was good, wait till I get you in bed.

J.T. turns around and walks towards the locker room.

The Crowd: "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT"

Meanwhile Poppy is looking at a monitor in her dressing room and she
is PISSED.  "Gravity" hits

Adam: I TELL YOU FOLKS I DON'T ENVY J.T. TONIGHT, BUT HER BEST FRIEND
SASSY IS UP NEXT WITH HER OPEN INVITE FOR THE WOMEN'S TITLE, AND IT'S
NEXT

$$Commercial Break$$

Announcer: A PLANET IN TOTAL DISARRAY

We see Sinister nailing Curt Benjamin with Final Sin

Announcer: ANARCHY!

We see Fredrick Ainsworth putting JFF through the ring with Sleeping
with The Jesus Fish

Announcer: SOCIETY WITHOUT GOVERNMENT

We see clips of the Anarchy episode "A Night With the Fights" where
everyone was fighting.

Announcer: ANARCHY!!

We see a clip of Jason Snow giving Mr. Ross and Dawg The Main Event
Power Bomb

Announcer: SOCIETY WITHOUT LAW

We see Peter Vance getting jumped by The Adams Boyz

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!

We see Mike Acid nailing Allan Hughes with a Canadian Destroyer off
of the top of the UltraTron through the stacked burning tables.

Announcer: POLITICAL AND SOCIAL DISORDER

We see Mr. Ross pissed off at the first ever televised appearance of
Diamond

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!!

We see Nemesis nailing Dr. Spine Jerk with "The Tragedy"

Announcer: A LOSS OF FAITH

We see Star making Jerri tap out to the Star Treatment

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!!!

We see Jessica Lohan nailing the Lohan Drop from the top of the cage
on Joss Katz through the stacked burning tables.

Announcer: MASS CONFUSION

We see clips from The Wild Fight when The American Outlaws took on
The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross

Announcer: THIS IS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE, THIS IS ANARCHY!!!!!

"Bodies" hits and we see a sign that says

ANARCHY LIVE NEXT TUESDAY FROM THE HUSKY STADIUM IN SEATTLE,
WASHINGTON

Backstage we see Sassy Lassy walking into the arena and the fans are
BEYOND APESHIT!!!!!

Crowd: Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy!

Sassy heads over to the Outlaw locker room and when she opens the
door, we see Danny sitting on a bench getting ready for his match and
Sassy has a huge grin on her face.

Adam: I wonder why Sassy is smiling like that?
Bradley: I don't know, but I have a feeling we are about to find out!!

Sassy walks into the locker room and sits on the bench next to Danny
and smiles at Danny.

Sassy: Danny, ugh...Can I ask you a question?

Danny: Sure, Sass. You know that you can talk to me.

Sassy: Ugh, you remember what happened at the house show, how I
kissed both you and Max?

Bradley: I think we are about to hear who Sassy likes...
Adam:  Shhhhh! I want to know who it is...

Danny: Yeah, of course I remember. How can I forget?

Sassy: I was hoping you would say that. *Sassy begins to blush very
brightly* Ugh, Danny...

Danny: Yeah, Sass

Sassy: When I kissed you both, I realized that you are both VERY good
kissers. One of those kisses though, I felt something....special....

Danny: Yeah, I heard that...*Danny starts to talk some more*

Sassy: Shhhhh! Let me finish....Danny, that kiss that I felt
something when it happened....*Sassy blushes even more* It was when I
was kissing you....

Danny: *Looks surprised, shocked, at a loss for words*

Sassy: Danny, you aren't saying anything....*She leans into Danny,
wraps her arms around him pulling him closer and plants a very long,
passionate kiss on his lips, unlike any other that we have seen this
evening, her hands rubbing his back* This should get you to
thinking...*Smiles at the camera and heads out the locker room to a
very flaberghasted Danny*

Adam: Man, that Danny is one lucky dogg...

Bradley: Yeah, your telling me...I wish I was Danny...I want Sassy!

Adam: Doesn't everyone after witnessing those kisses?

Bradley: Good point!

Suddenly the arena becomes dark and we hear a very familiar song.

Yeah
And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands
We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans
And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame
I played their game
And as they scream my name
I will show no shame
I live and die for this
And if I come off soft
Then chew on this

Suddenly red, white, and blue pyros explode and the fans go
ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC as Sassy Lassy walks into the arena.

Adam: Whoo Boy! Sassy Lassy is lookin' like she's on top of the world.

Bradley: Well after what happened in Tucson, I'm not surprised.

Are you scared?

Devil Without A Cause
And I'm back with the beaver hats
And Ben Davis slacks
Thirty pack of Strohs
Thirty pack of hoes
No rogaine and the propane flows
The chosen one
I'm the living proof
With the gift of gab
From the city of truth
I jabbed and stabbed
And knocked critics back
And I did not stutter when I said that
I'm going platinum
Sellin rhymes
I went platinum
Seven times
And still they ill
They wanna see us fry
I guess because Only God Knows Why
Why why why why

Sassy shakes the fans hands as she struts towards the ring. Sassy
then climbs into the ring and climbs up each turnbuckle in turn,
raising her hands to the electric crowd. The music fades as Sassy
Lassy puts a mic to her lips.

Sassy: SASSY LASSY'S IN THE HOUSE, AND
The Crowd: IT'S BAD NEWS!!!
Sassy: SASSY LASSY IS IN THIS BITCH, AND
The Crowd: IT'S BAD NEWS!!!
Sassy: SASSY LASSY IS IN VANCOUVER, AND
The Crowd: IT'S BAD NEWS,
Sassy: WHENENVER I'M AROUND IT'S
The Crowd: BAD NEWS!!!
Sassy: Okay, this is just GREAT, we had one more match to go to
determine a "winner" for the Golden Ticket Ladder Match, to see who
will get an opportunity to face me two times for this title *pats the
VCW Women's title*.  So what happens?  Both girls miss the flight, so
that means I'm stuck without a match tonigh.

We hear some boos drawing from the crowd.

Sassy: That sucks doesn't it, but I CAME TO VANCOUVER TO FIGHT.  So
there is ANY bitch in the back that wants a shot at my title, speak
now or forever hold your peace.

Then we hear...

Out of control (x3)

Sometimes I feel that I'm misunderstood,
The river's running deep right through my blood.
Your naked body's lying on the ground,
You always get me up when I'm down.
And it always seems we're running out of time.
We're out of control,
out of control,
out of control.
It may be that I'm just scared of losing you,
or maybe it's the things you make me do.
It seems to me we both should hang around,
and raise the population of this town.
And it always seems we're running out of time.
We're out of control,
out of control,
out of control.
Out of control.
But it doesn't mean we're too far down the line.
We're out of control,
out of control,
We're out of control.
Out of control.

Adam: This is certainly not one of the Adams I can assure you.

Then we see walking up to the ramp none other than...

SANDY
ANDERSON

And the fans immediately BOO.

Sandy: What does Vancouver, a Hoover vac, and Sassy Lassy all have in
common?  Quite simple... THEY ALL SUCK!!!!!

Huge BOO from the crowd.

Bradley: I like Sandy.
Sandy: You want someone to come and beat your ass and take your
title... *smirks* with PLEASURE.
Sassy: Sandy... YOU WANNA BE BIG TIME?  WELL FUCKING SASSY LASSY,
YOU'RE GONNA DIE BIG TIME, BITCH BRING IT!!!

Sandy starts walking down the aisle as fans are cheering this
impromptu match.  But then we hear...

Then the lights black out again as an entirely different song fades
in.

Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
See you later
I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide

Adam: Wait one second, that's JT's music. What the hell?

Bradley: I'm not complaining. I'd like to get my hands on her.

Suddenly blue and white pyros explode as J.T. walks not to the ring,
but to the announcers booth.

Adam: I think your about to get your chance, Bradley.

Bradley: Hot Damn!!

J.T.: I hope you guys don't mind if I join ya'll for this match, I
gotta see my gurl in action.

Adam: Not at all!

Bradley: Come on and have a seat *pats his legs* We'll talk about the
first thing that pops up.

J.T.: *blushes* Merci Beaucoup, Bradley. But I think i'll just grab a
chair.

Donna runs down the aisle and slides into the ring.  Sandy enters a
little after.  Both girls stare each other down as Donna rings the
bell.

<< VCW >> Impromptu Women's Title Match
<< FULL >> Sassy Lassy (Champion)
<< THROTTLE >> vs. Sandy Anderson

Collar and elbow tie up, Sassy backs Sandy up into the corner, and
Sassy pulls away with a clean break.  Sandy smirks then slaps the
taste out of Sassy's mouth. 

Adam: OH, she is asking for it now.
J.T.: Damn right she is, sorry Trips.
Bradley: You can say anything I say.  I don't mind, I wish you were
up here more often that this Jerkass I have to work with.
Adam: Oh brother, give me a break!

Sassy is stunned for s second as Sandy spears Sassy to the ground and
tries to ram Sassy's head to the mat.  Sassy blocks then kicks Sandy
off of her.   Sassy nips up, and Sandy bounces off of the ropes and
attempts a clothesline, Sassy ducks and grabs Sandy in the headlock
position and Sassy springboards off of the ropes and WHAM, she
nails...

THE
SASSY
CRASH!!!!

Adam: THE SASSY CRASH, IT'S OVER...
Bradley: WOW, IS IT OVER THAT FAST?
J.T.: WHOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO

But instead of making the pin, Sassy puts Sandy in power bomb
position and she lifts her in the air in the Razor's Edge.  Sassy
flips Sandy over and sends her crashing down to the mat in a VICIOUS
DDT.

Adam: WOW, WHAT A MOVE?  SASSY WAS QUITE INVENTIVE WITH THAT ONE.
J.T.: THAT'S CALLED THE SASS... A... FRASS

OOC: New Finisher for Sassy *Sass-a-Frass*

Sassy gets her opponent up in the Razor's Edge, but instead of
dropping them like Razor Ramon would, she flips them up and catches
them and drops them hard to the mat in a DDT.

Sassy makes the cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THREE

Adam: IT'S OVER, SASSY HAS JUST MADE SHORT WORK OF SANDY ANDERSON.
Charles: YOUR WINNER AND STILL VCW WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPION, "THE BAD
ASS" SASSSSSSYYYYYYY LAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYY

"American Bad Ass" hits again and J.T. leaves the Announce booth to
go to the ring and party with Sassy.

Bradley: WHOOOOO HOOOOO, LOOK AT ALL THAT BOOTY SHAKIN'. I'll be
right back Adam.
Adam: STAY... PUT, you human hormone.

Backstage we see Dawg walking the hallways *some fans cheer* Dawg is
on the cell phone, then all of a sudden he stops talking and his eyes
get WIDE AS HELL!  The camera turns around and we see

THE
MAIN
EVENT
JASON
SNOW

AND THE FANS E-FUCKING-RUPTS... Jason looks at Dawg, Dawg looks back
at him.  Jason chuckles a little, Dawg chuckles a little.  Jason
starts out right laughing, Dawg starts out right laughing.  Jason
laughs a little louder, and so does Dawg.  Jason then stops and he
stares a hole in Dawg, right before bumping into him when walking off.

"All Alone" by Gorillaz hits, and Raven comes out to a tremendous
ovation, making his first steps out from behind a VCW curtain. The
part of the song by Roots Manuva kicks in, and red pyro explodes from
either side of the ramp as Raven makes his way down to the ring.

Snatch a piece of my wonderin'
Distant-far like yonderin'
Skin of my tooth like
Seat of my boot like
Fly in my soup like
Where's the waitress?
Can I take this, really, can I finish this?
These years and all these creatures
It's my mistake, I'll make it
J-dub to the boom now make it
Bounce-wiggle bounce-wiggle
Shakin' all them bangs out
Chemical cutthroats
Bound to blow the brain out
Cut to the brain
This ain't no game
I'll show no shame
I'll birth this blame
I'm twisted cain
I'll twist again
I'll push the blade
As plain as day
Known to what these sayers say
Known to what these doers do
It's you and who and you-know-where
We's about to take it there
We's about to make it clear
We happy or we lonesome
The long jump, the beat heart, from start to finish
Ten spoons of spinach
The soul and the spillage
The cup that runneth ovah
We turn up the o-God!

Raven grabs a microphone from (ring announcer).

Raven: What the fuck is up, VCW?! *huge pop* Now tonight, I face some
guys that have been really cool to me, except one, but I'll get to
that little shit later. Deffstar, backstage, the love between me and
the crew, you know, it's great. You're a better ribber than Lesnar,
man, and the love between me, my crew and your crew is something
that's not going anywhere at all. Now, Dawg, or should I say Jeremy.
All through my time in OWA, you were a dick to me. I come to you with
suggestions, and you wouldn't have any of that shit. When I become
comissioner, you treat me lower than your fucking bitch of a
girlfriend. Then, finally, I've taken enough. I leave. What are you
gonna say now that we're not on your turf, fucker, eh? That's right,
you can't say one little thing, you son of a bitch. No respect, no
respect at all. So Deffstar, I'd be honored to fight you and your crew
tonight, but Dawg, this is the end. I'm gonna work you so stiff I hope
I break some bones, bitch.

The Raven tosses the microphone to the ground and exits the ring to
HUGE CHEERS AND CHANTS

Adam: WOW, HE MEANS BUSINESS TONIGHT, AND FOLKS IN THAT MATCH, THE
SHIT COULD HIT THE FAN.

"Gravity" hits as we see Shane Johnson leave his locker room and Mike
Acid leave his on the split screen.

Adam: FOLKS THE VCW NORTH AMERICAN TITLE IS ON THE LINE, SHANE
JOHNSON, MIKE ACID AND IT'S NEXT!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!

Charles : This contest is for the VCW North American Heavyweight
Championship and is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit

"Home" by Three Days Grace plays over the loud speakers as Mike Acid
walks down to the ring..... 

Charles : Introducing first, from South Philly, PA, weighing 180 lbs,
he is one half of the VCW North American Tag Team Champions, here is
Miiiiiiiikkkkkkkeeeeeeeee AAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCIiiiiiiiiiiiDDDDDDd...

As he takes the ring "Do ya Think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart plays and
the ladies in the crowd begin to swoon.

Charles: Introducing now....from Dallas,Texas.....weighing in at
230lbs......he is the VCW North American Champion......Shaaaaane
Johnsooooon!

Shane dances his way down the ramp and into the ring. Posing with his
belt a few times and winking to a few women in the front row. The
ladies eat this up.

<< VCW >> VCW North American Title Match
<< FULL >> Shane Johnson (Champion)
<< THROTTLE >> vs. Mike Acid

The bell rings and here we go. Shane stomps around the ring as both
circle each other. Shane goes for a kick and Mike dodges it. Mike
attempts some kicks and Shane dodges those. Shane takes down Mike 
but Mike gets in a few kicks and forearms. Mike gets in a few more
kicks on Shane's back, Shane comes off the ropes and Mike gives him a
tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Mike follows that up with some kicks to the
gut and slams Shane face first off two corners. Mike gives Shane some
elbows to the ribs, gives him a quick snapmare and applies a
submission to Shane's shoulder. Shane tries to fight back, but Mike
breaks it up with a knee to the gut. Shane then explodes off the
ropes with a clothesline on Mike.  Shane gets a quick huricanranna on
Mike, covers, but only gets a two count. Shane is up on the top rope,
Mike charges at him, Shane leapfrogs over and kicks Mike backwards
into the corner. Shane then goes up to the top, hits a 450 Splash,
but Mike counters getting his knees up. Mike quickly gets back up and
gets in a few right hands on Shane. Shane fights back, but Mike cuts
him off with a big back suplex. Mike covers, but only gets a two
count.

Adam: WOW, Look at that exchange between two great athletes.
Bradley: Yeah really.

Mike is frustrated as they lock up again. Shane hits a side headlock
takedown. Mike gets to his feet and punches the gut of Shane . Mike
has an awesome roll up with his legs for a two count. Shane and Mike
throw back and forth until Mike clocks Shane  with a sick clothesline
over the top rope, Mike lands right on his feet.

Bradley: HAHA SEE YA!!

Shane attempts a back slam off the second rope but Mike reverses in
mid air into a cross body onto Shane ! Both men are down and they
slowly get to their feet. Shane nails a samoan drop and both men are
down again. Mike strikes Shane to the jaw and then hits a sick
forear, followed by the inverted backbreaker over the knee. He covers
and nearly gets a three count. Mike ducks and Shane kicks him in the
chest off the ropes, knife edge chops by Shane followed by the el
paso del torro. Both men are down and then they both nip up. Several
pinfalls ensue but nobody gets a three. Shane  gives Mike a knife
edge chop sending him to the mat. He puts Mike in the corner, he goes
to whip but Mike reverses and nails his stinger splash. He goes for
the T-Bone but Shane  kicks out and takes Mike down. He goes for the
chin music but missed, Mike goes for a kick, Shane  grabs his foot
but Mike hits his wheel kick to Shane 's face. 1....2.... kick out!

Adam: OHHH, WE ALMOST HAD A NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!!

Mike places Shane  on the top rope, he climbs, Shane  punches him off
and nails his elbow drop! Shane  is bleeding from the mouth and
shaking on the mat. He is barely able to raise himself to his feet.
He gets ready to give Mike a super kick but Mike grabs his foot and
kicks him in the side of the head. He covers once more but only gets
a two count.

Bradley: SHANE AIN'T GONNA GIVE IT UP THAT EASY!!!

Mike springboards off the top rope using no hands to nail an awesome
clothesline. He covers again but only gets another two count

Mike senses blood and he goes on the apron. He gives himself a
springboard to fly into Shane  but halfway through the air Shane 
connects with super kick ! He is barely able to make the cover but he
does! 1..2...3..

Adam: OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Bradley: WHAT A HELL OF A MATCH!!!!!!

Charles : The Winner of this contest and still the VCW North American
Heavyweight Champion............Shaaaaane Johnsooooon!

Shane and Mike both exit the ring

Then we hear…
Get up, come on get down with the sickness

Get up, come on get down with the sickness

Get up, come on get down with the sickness

Open up your hate, and let it flow into me

Get up, come on get down with the sickness

You mother get up come on get down with the sickness

You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness

Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
Adam: What's this about?
Bradley: I don't know but ITS THE CHAMP!!!
As "Down with the sickness" by Disturbed hits, the fans immediately
start BOOING. We then she Ash and Geoff Adams come out with a casket
and Sandy sitting on top of it.
Adam: What the... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CASKET FOR?
Bradley: UH, I don't know, and I don't like caskets.
Then we see Fredrick and Jerri Ainsworth come out to the ramp and the
boos get SUPER LOUD. Fredrick hold up his title and the fans all
start throwing things at him.
Adam: Well if it isn't CAPTAIN Jerkass himself
Bradley: THAT'S THE CHAMP RIGHT THERE ADAM. Show SOME respect.
The A-Team makes their way into the ring, "Down with the sickness"
stops and we see the casket parked by the steel steps.
Fredrick: The only thing I hate worse that JFF, is THESE FUCKING
CANADIANS...
Fans are BEYOND SUPER PISSED at that comment.
Fredrick: Look at yourselves, you guys are the worse fucking fans
when it comes to professional wrestling. I mean seriously, you STILL
boo Shawn Michaels every time he comes over here. You boo him for
something that happened almost 10 years ago. Every time I watch Raw
and I see that they are in Canada and Shawn Michaels comes out, you
guys BOO him saying stupid shit like "YOU SCREWED BRET, YOU SCREWED
BRET" You fucking JERKASSES, he didn't screw Bret. VINCE SCREWED
BRET. I swear I FUCKING HATE CANADIANS. I
The fans start tossing things into the ring.
Adam: AND I'M PRETTY SURE THEY FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU, YOU
JERKASS!
Sandy: I wish that these fucking Canucks would stop throwing their
valuables in the ring. Like Beer bottles, OH we know how much you
Canadians LOVE to drink. In fact that's all you are good for. You get
DRUNK and you fight.
Ash: And quite frankly, can't NONE OF THEM FIGHT. Look at us, THIS IS
THE A-TEAM, WE RULE ALL ASS AROUND HERE.
Geoff: We came here tonight to FIGHT and settle a score once and for
all with The...
Geoff stops as the fans have started a chant...
"YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT..."
Geoff is SUPER PISSED at this chant.
Geoff: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING MORONS!!
Adam: WELL IT'S TRUE, YOU DID TAP OUT... IN FACT, ALL OF YOU TAPPED
OUT. EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THAT RING STAR HAS MADE TAP OUT!
The "YOU TAPPED OUT" chants get louder and louder. Geoff gets so
pissed he passes the mic off to Jerri.
Jerri: VANCOUVER, SHIT-ISH COLUMBIA! You cuntrags out here, have NO
FUCKING RESPECT FOR REAL FUCKING TALENT. You see...
Chants of "DIE JERRI DIE!" fire up with great anger and passion...
Jerri: THIS MAN... *points to Fredrick* THIS MAN IS THE FUCKING
GREATEST! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M MARRIED TO HIM!
More boos ring out...
Jerri: And so, here's a little "Fuck You" to my so called sister
Joss. BITCH, these fucking Canuck fuckers can boo me, jeer me, throw
shit at me, even chant "DIE JERRI DIE!" but you know something chick-
a-slut? You, and *with TOTAL UTTER CONTEMPT...* JACKASS... FAGGOT...
FUCKER, and "Mom" and "Dad"... can CHOKE ON THE AFTERMATH of what I'm
about to do...
And with that, Jerri pulls out a Canadian flag, and she grabs a can
of spraypaint. Jerri then SPRAYS something on the flag, and the fans
are in a RIOTOUS STATE!
Adam: NO WAY! SHE'S DEFACING THE MAPLE LEAF!
Bradley: OH MY GOD, I LOVE JERRI!
Adam: She IS married, jackass...
Jerri then picks up a can of gasoline, and a trashcan. And by now,
the fans know what's going to happen, and the hostile reaction is OFF
THE MEATRACK!
Adam: OH NO! NOT THIS!
Bradley: Whoa!
Jerri then places the flag in the trashcan and empties the can of gas
into the trashcan. She then picks up a beer bottle from the floor,
and she speaks again...
Jerri: Molson, huh? FUCK MOLSON! FUCK THE MAPLE LEAF, AND FUCK THIS
TWO-BIT PIECE OF SHIT COUNTRY! 
She throws the bottle in the trashcan, then pulls out a book of
matches. She takes out a match, lights it, then lights up the whole
book...
Jerri: CLIQUE! MAY YOUR CAREERS SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THIS FLAG,
AND THIS PISSANT BEER BOTTLE. MAY THEY BURN IN FUCKING...
She throws the matches into the can, and it becomes a TOWERING
INFERNO!
Jerri: *screeches* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
And by now, the fans are BEYOND, BEYOND PISSED OFF!
Adam: THIS BITCH MAKES ME SICK!
Bradley: She's incredible! NO ONE would think of doing that! NO ONE
HERE HAS THE BALLS TO DO IT!
Adam: YOU'RE CONDONING THIS? YOU'RE AS BAD AS THESE MORONS TRIPS!
And then crew comes to put the fire out, and as they do, the fans are
just so pissed off at Jerri, it's incredible... In fact, it's a
miracle to hear Jerri over the intense hatred garnered from the
fans...
Jerri: And so in closing, I have just one thing to say to all you
fags. Drink your beer, have your fights, and hope that as soon as the
A-Team leave, you ALL GET KILLED, just like the Clique do. And Freddy
baby... I believe you have a few more words for these moosefuckers...
The A-Team (and Bradley) share a laugh as HUGE ASS boos ensue. Jerri
hands the mic back to Fredrick...
Fredrick: Now back to real reason why I came out here. J... F...
F... 
Cheers from the fans...
Fredrick: Boby, I want you to take a very LONG look at that casket. I
plan on burying YOU AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CAREER TONIGHT YOU
BITCH!!! I already proved that I'm better than you. You couldn't beat
me last Monday and you couldn't beat me on Tuesday. YOU MOTHERFUCKING
BITCH, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST ME
TONIGHT? I've beaten you in the OWA, and I've beaten you in VCW...
Then suddenly, we hear none other than "Frantic" by Metallica, and as
the A-Team collectively change their facial expressions from glee to
sheer contempt, as the entire stadium erupts in a wave of cheers...
Adam: AND THANK GOD!
Bradley: Aw DAMMIT! SEE OUR RATINGS GO IN THE TOILET ADAM! JUST YOU
SEE!
And out from the crowd come JesusFishFood and his main lady, Joss,
and he already has a mic in hand. Fredrick looks like he'll kill the
next motherfucker who looks at him wrong...
JFF: Vancouver! Goddamn, I am sure I heard the sound of dying moose,
and being the great human I am, I went to save it, BUT LO AND BEHOLD,
I see no moose, but five of the biggest whining mongrel dogs ON THE
FACE OF THIS EARTH!
The fans go totally nutso...
JFF: And fans, it's kinda appropo that the occupants of Jerkass
Manor... *huge laughs from the fans...* have brought out a casket.
Freddy! You think you can end my fucking career? Well Lord Jerkass,
you're so lucky that you're at the front of the million-mile long
queue for wrestlers around the globe who want to take me out. I mean,
there's you, Jerri whatever her name is this week, there's the Adams,
proof that there still are expectant mothers out there who do
drugs...
Chants of "OH SHIT" ensue...
JFF: Haha, now that was so low, you'd have a hard time to limbo under
it. And then you got SAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDYYYYYYY!!! You know... haha,
man I can't rag on a girl like Sandy...
Joss then grabs the mic...
Joss: J, leave that to ME! Sandy!! Aw goddamnit, I can't either.
JFF grabs the mic...
JFF: That's no biggie. We're thinking too far out of the box. We're
thinking of the kind of shit that'll get VCW kicked off of TV.
Joss re-takes the mic...
Joss: So it's fane to call her a five-cent, two-bit, pecker pumping,
cock-knockin, dick taming, penis puppeteering, sausage chomping, nutt
draining, SORRY EXCUSE FOR A SLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?
And the fans go rowdy as a motherfucker, as JFF takes the mic back...
JFF: Oh yes, that's fine. But back to the trail, and insults aside.
Freddy! You and your pack of dogs haven't got the teeth of the
Clique. And not only will we neuter you fuckers, but bitches, before
you can put your tails between your legs, we... WILL... PUT... YOU...
DOWN!
And the fans go crazy...
JFF: And hang on... Five of you, two of us... Well, FOUR of you, as
Sandy SlutBunny doesn't count. How can we have a Grade A asswhoopin'
without some certain people...
And the fans cheer in anticipation...
Adam: We know who they are...
JFF: AND THEY ARE... NONE OTHER THAN...
"DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZ!!!"
The fans go BEYOND, BEYOND, APESHIT as "This Means War" hits and out
comes...
"BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND
CLYDE..."
Jason: Damn Jerri, you can't even be original when you are trying to
garnish some HEEL HEAT!  This is IT, from now on I BAN anyone who is
not an OUTLAW from using my SHIT.  And speaking of SHIT, there's a
lot of it out here.  Dayum, I just realized it.  Star and I talk A
LOT of SHIT!
Fans cheer that statement because they know it's true.
Jason: No, I mean A LOOOOOOT OF SHIT.
Fans start laughing.
Jason: Uh, let's see J and Joss, well they're FULL OF SHIT!
JFF smirks and Joss chuckles a little.
Bradley: What JACKASSES, He just said that they are full of it, and
all they can do is laugh.
Adam: That seemingly means that they have put their nonsense aside. 
AND DAMMIT, I'M ALL FOR IT.
Bradley: You would be.
Jason: Ainsworth is THE SHIT!

Fans gasp

Bradley: HUH?
Adam: Not the response I was looking for.
Jason: Yeah, he's the shit...

Ainsworth smirks

Jason: well, at least of piece of it.

The fans all start laughing, as does JFF, Star, Joss, Adam, and
Bradley.

Jason: Jerri... she looks like SHIT

Jerri gets pissed as the fans start laughing at her.

Jason: And let's not forget the "REAR" admirals of The A-Team, Ash
and Geoff.  They PACK EACH OTHER'S SHIT!!!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Ash and Geoff are visibly pissed now.

Jason: You see Ainsworth, I came to Vancouver to do TWO things, and
that's FUCK, and WHOOP ON SOME BITCH ASS.

Jason takes out an empty box of condoms and tosses it.

Bradley: HAHA
Jason: AND GUESS WHAT ASSWORTH, I'M ALL... OUTTA... CONDOMS

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Fredrick: You still use condoms?  I haven't used one of those since
my wedding night, when me and Jerri did the WILD MUMBO JU...

Fredrick is interrupted by Jason coughing and sounding like he's
about to throw up.

Jason: Assworth, dude, don't make me HACK A FUCKING KIDNEY!!!  You
see Ainsworth Star is in the prime of her career, she can't afford to
get pregnant.  I see you don't have that problem.
Fredrick: What do you mean?
Jason: Because... IT'S SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO IMPREGNATE A
MAN!!!

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT..."

Ainsworth is looking BEYOND PISSED, Jerri is looking like she's about
to cry. And Bradley as usually is LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF.

Jason: Tonight when that bell rings, I'M GONNA WHOOP AINSWORTH'S ASS,
I'M GONNA WHOMP ASH'S ASS, I'M GONNA WHIP GEOFF'S ASS AND YES, I'M AN
EOAB, AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ASS BEATER, I DON'T DISCRIMINATE, SO
JERRI... I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING CHEST IN TOO.

Jerri starts backing up behind Ash and Geoff.

Adam: WOW, THE MAIN EVENT IS ON FIRE TONIGHT!!!!!
Jason: SO IF YOU THINK THAT THE MAIN EVENT SHOULD GO OUT THERE AND
WHIP ON SOME BITCH ASS VANCOUVER B.C. LET ME HEAR YOU
SAY "FUCK `EM... JASON... FUCK `EM UP!

"FUCK `EM JASON, FUCK `EM UP (clap clap) FUCK `EM JASON, FUCK `EM UP
(clap clap)..."

after the chants die down

Jason: Team F.A.G.S. you brought the ASS, *pointing to the clique* WE
BROUGHT... THE FUCKING WHOOPING!!!

Star gets the mic.

Star: Dayum, STARLIGHTS, LIGHT IT UP FA YA GIRL.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Star: I ain't got much to say, I'd rather let my actions speak louder
than my words.  So guys in the back will you please fire up that
footage for me...

------------------ OWA: Unregrettable PPV-------------------------

Jason gets up and he places Ash in Power Bomb position, Star has
done
the same with Geoff and before we know it WHAM, we see two...

MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMBS

Kipper: THE MAIN EVENT POWERBOMB FROM MR. AND MRS. MAIN EVENT!!!

Star flips Geoff over into...

THE
STAR
TREATMENT

Kipper: AND THE STAR TREATMENT IS LOCKED!!!! TAP GEOFF YOU BITCH!!!

And Jason goes for the cover...

ONE!
TWO!

Geoff is TAPPING!!!!!

THREE!

The bell sounds and THE FANS CAN'T RISE TO THEIR FEET, AS THEY'RE
ALREADY FUCKING STANDING! NOT ONE ASS IS IN A CHAIR!

Passion: The match... SIX minutes... FOURTEEN SECONDS... YOUR
WINNERS...
"THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS" STAR, AND "THE MAIN EVENT"
JASSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SNOW!!!!

------------------ Back to Full Throttle ---------------------------

Geoff is pissed, and so is Ash

Star: DAYUM, Geoff, I'm not gonna tell you what you did there.  In
fact, I think I'll let VACOUVER TELL YOU!!!!

"YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT..."

Geoff is EXTREMELY PISSED now.

Star: HOLD UP, Wait a minute... I think we got more footage here. 
Let's see how ASS oh I mean ASH Adams fared against me.

Laugher in the crowd and from Bradley at the "ASS ADAMS" joke.

----------------- Torment February 27th 2005 ------------------------

Star then throws Ash back into the ring, and grabs two chairs. She
sets up one behind Ash's head in the corner, and nails the "One Man
Con-Chair-To" with the second. Star then signals to go up top, and
leaps to the opposite corner. Star then leaps!

Kipper: YEAH! CATCH A FALLING STAR!
Katya: And Ash Adams is finished!
Sack: Sadly, I must agree!

Ash by now is wearing a crimson mask after the "Catch A Falling Star".
Star then pulls him into the center of the ring and locks in the "Star
Treatment"! Referee Smythe has the mic and is asking if Ash will tap!
And Ash says:

"AAAAAGH YES! I QUIT! I F*Bleep*KING QUIT!"

And Smythe signals for the bell...

Kipper: She did it! What a match!
Passion: Here is your winner... Staaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!.

--------------------- back to Full Throttle --------------------------

Ash is PISSED to high HEAVEN

Star: *chuckles a little*  DAYUM, you guys are 0 for 2 right about
now.  Ash, I'm not gonna embarrass you and rub it in your face that I
made you tap.  In fact... I THINK VACOUVER WILL TELL YOU WHAT
HAPPENED THAT NIGHT.

"YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT..."

Star: Hold up, I think we got some more footage, Check it out.

------------------ OWA House show: Macon, GA -------------------------

The fans completely LOSE IT as Jason, Star, Danny, and Chad charge
the ring.
Sandy tries to run and is caught by Star, Star delivers an Arn
Anderson-esque
spine buster on Sandy, before grabbing her legs and turning Sandy
over for "The
Star Treatment"! The fans absolutely loses it from this point on, as
Sandy is
tapping away.

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-

Star: Dayum Sandy, DAYUM, you ta... nah, I'm not gonna say it...
VANCOUVER B.C. WHAT DID SHE DO...
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT..."

Sandy looks like she wants to hide.

Star: All jokes aside.  One of you had to at least put up a fight...
let me see, was it JERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRI? Hey Cookie,  Let's
find out.


-------------- Anarchy: The night the Bullshit stopped----------------
-

Jerri gets up, she crawls past Star and lays her arm on Star. Donna
makes the count

ONE
TWO
TH… NO, Star rolls out, and comes alive as she rolls into…

Katya: THE STAR TREATMENT, SHE'S GOT JERRI LOCKED INTO THE STAR
TREATMENT.
Jay: RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, NOWHERE TO GO FOR JERRI! SHE
GOT UP LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE.

The camera focuses in on Jerri screaming, the sound is almost
sickening. Jerri is trying to move but Star has her locked, and
nowhere for her to go. The camera shows the grimacing pain that
Jerri is in.

Donna: Do you wanna quit?
Jerri: OH MY GOD, SHE'S BREAKING MY BACK. TELL HER TO GET OFF, TELL
HER TO GET OFF.
Star: I AIN'T LETTING GO UNTIL YOU TAP BITCH. AND THEN I'M NOT TO
CERTAIN IF I'LL LET GO. YOU OWA BASTARDS WILL LEARN *Jerks back a
little harder, Jerri screams out death* TO RESPECT *Jerks back a
little further, Jerri screams out even more* THE FUCKING OUTLAWS

At that Star pulls back as far as she can and Jerri has no choice but
to Tap Out. She taps vehemently too, the bell sounds, but Star isn't
letting go.

Charles: The winner of the match AND STILL YOUR VCW WORLD TELEVISION
CHAMPION, STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

"Let me put you on The Game" hits and every fan in the house rises to
their feet. Star pulls back on Jerri as far as she can go, Jerri is
still tapping and it looks like she's crying now. Jerri passes out,
Donna tries to get Star off of Jerri but to no avail.

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Star: Dayum Jerri, you didn't fare to well on your outing either.  I
can't believe my daughter ta... ah fuck it VANCOUVER WHAT DID SHE DO?

"YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT..."

Jerri is pissed as ALL HELL, Ainsworth is tying to console her.

Star: Well Ainsworth, he IS the Champ right?  Surely he wouldn't tap
to LITTLE OL' Diana right?
Fredrick: STAR DON'T YOU DO IT!!!
Star: ROLL IT...

---------------------- OWA: Valenterror PPV ------------------------

Ainsworth plays to the crowd, but Star catches him with a rollup of
her own for a two count. Ainsworth tries to get far away from Star,
and she goes off the ropes and connects with a hard elbow to the
face. Star gets him back to a vertical base, and nails a kick to the
midsection. Star sets up and connects with the Main Event Powerbomb!
Star follows with a cover.

Kipper: It's over for Analworth!
Todd: 1... 2... NO! Ainsworth just rolled the shoulder up.
Passion: There is ONE MINUTE REMAINING in this contest.
Todd: It's do or die time for Star!

Star locks in the Star Treatment, and pulls Ainsworth to the centre
of the ring. Ainsworth stays in the hold for a full forty seconds!

Kipper: Ten seconds left! Tap, Analworth, you bitch!
Todd/The Crowd: 8! 7! 6! 5! 4!

Ainsworth tries to hold on, but on the count of three, he taps out!

Kipper: WHOO HOO! Star has done it again!
Passion: Here is your winner, Staaaaaaaarrrrr!
Kipper: Take that, Analworth, you fucker!
Fenton: Excited much, Kip?
Todd: Well, Star has gone two for two at Valenterror

------------------------ back to Full Throttle ------------------

Star: *exhales hard* DAYUM FREDDY, YOU TOO.  So what does that make
you guys 0 for 5 against me, DAMN, those are not good odds.  But
Freddy, I won't embarrass you, then again YES I WILL, COME ON
VANCOUVER
Star/Crowd: YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU TAPPED OUT, YOU
TAPPED OUT...
Adam: WELL HELL YEAH, ALL OF THEM TAPPED OUT.
Star: Tonight in that main event, Star is bringing the pain, AND ALL
YOU BITCHES HAVE TO DO IS...
The Crowd: SHOW UP!!!
Star: BUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN...
The Crowd: HOLLA BACK BITCH...
Jason: But for now...

The crowd starts up because they know what's coming up next...

Jason: IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES, AND VANCOUVER, B.C.
The Crowd: YOU... ARE... INVITED...

"Get Back" by Ludacris plays as Jason flips the microphone up in the
direction of The A-Team as EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM ARE SEETHING.

Adam: HOT DAMN, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MATCH.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, I THINK THAT THE PROVERBIAL SHIT IS ABOUT TO HIT
THE FAN...
Adam: Yes, yes it will...

Backstage inside of Mr. Ross' office we see Blake, Mr. Ross, Jessica
Lohan *FANS BOO THE SHIT OUT OF ALL THREE* Then we see Victoria
Caldwell *Guys cheer for her*

Victoria: Jessica I understand that you guys have requested this
airtime because you have something important to say.
Jessica: Yes we do.
Victoria: Okay first of all Jessica, your thoughts on this North
American title Battle Royal which is next.
Jessica: Look, I don't give a DAMN who is in that match.  Bottom line
is when the smoke clears, I WILL be the first VCW Women's North
American Champion.
Victoria: But Jess, the odds are against you. You are going in at
Number 1, and you have a slew of girls just waiting to get their
hands on you.  Let's see, there's Amy Lane *huge cheers*, Poppy
Quayle *huge cheers*, J.T. *huge cheers* and that's just to name a
few.
Jessica: WHO… GIVES A FUCK… ABOUT THOSE SLUT BITCHES!!!  I beat Joss
Katz's ASS in the Playhouse Match.  I put Poppy on the SHELF.  Okay,
I made Sassy Lassy TAP TWICE.  Okay, I beat J.T. by myself last week,
WITH NO FUCKING HELP!  I SQUASHED Amy Lane at Hell's Highway.  No
matter WHO IT IS, I'm just like all of those guys in Pittsburgh who
used to fuck Joss, I'M COMING… OUT ON TOP!!!

Blake bursts out in laughter, Mr. Ross chuckles a bit.

Jessica: So NOW let's get to the real reason why we called you in
here.

We see on the UltraTron…

----------------------------- OWA House show: This past weekend-------
------------

And the fans boo big time, as Joss just rolls her eyes as if to
say "Pfft, I saw that coming"...

K: Scathing remarks from former OWA superstars the FFC... *enormous
boos* and I say former, because JFF also released them from their OWA
contracts. I think he said that they all expired on Tuesday,
strangely enough,
but I shall go on record and say, good riddance to anti-OWA rubbish.
Would you
agree Joss?
Joss: Well, that says a lot about that piece of shit, Jessica Lohan.

Almost bigger boos than were uttered for Jerri...

Joss: Obviously, that dumbass didn't come to Dawg or J for any advice
on cutting promos. And quite frankly, I'll give the devil her due.
She's become a great talker, and do I see J or Dawg asking for credit
for that? HELLS NO! Jase is professional wrestling's Midas.
K: Midas?
Joss: Obviously, your knowledge of stuff like that is at best, a
little rusty.
Midas was the character in Greek mythology who had the power to turn
any object
into gold. You know, the old "Midas Touch"?
K: Of course...
Joss: Well K, we know the story of how Jess travelled with Jase years
back. We
know all that stuff she mentioned about her being taught how to cut
promos by
Jase. And also, we know how much of a five-cent slut with no loyalty
to anyone
but herself she can be. Four words K...
"Jess's Dirty Little Secret".
K: Well, yes siree, I know about that...
Joss: What I do see, is a very angry woman in Jess.
She's no longer the woman I settled MY problems with last month. Call
it a crazy
thought, but she seems hell bent on the destruction of this company,
especially
J.

The boos are off the damn page...

K: I did notice that... she just comes off as a complete bitch,
seemingly not
open to ANY kind of forgiveness from J, and I assume J WANTS to
apologise? Hell,
I think I would if I were him...
Joss: Damn right. But it seems that every place he goes, someone
wants to kick his ass. And in VCW, it seems that some guys there are
great, whereas others, like Jess and the FFC, are just total morons
looking to take out J. I know they're called "VIGILANTE Championship
Wrestling", but some people take shit way too literally, and think
that they can
act, as vigilantes. Now, to define "Vigilante" is simple. A person or
persons
who attempt law enforcement by "Taking the law into their own hands".
And quite
frankly, how Albert Ross allows that is quite sickening to be honest.
*sighs*
K: Well I do watch that show occasionally, and I must admit, I prefer
to see
Diamond in control. She ROCKS!
Joss: Yeah... J prefers to do business through her, because quite
frankly,
Albert's turned cold toward us.
K: I see...

K notices that Joss looks a little fed up at something...

K: You look a little pissed at something, and it's not this whole
situation...
Joss: Well, here's a small side note K. John Stone has been on a long
vacation the last few weeks, and since that vacation, well let's say
that the OWA offices in both Salem and Pittsburgh need to get their
HEADS out their asses. Example. I thought me fighting Jess at War of
Ages was a one-match deal. Stupid fuckers got her to sign a two-month
extension or something... GUUUHHHH!
K: Whoa. Looks like outside the ring, OWA is in a mess...
Joss: Sadly, yes. And Danger Inc, the Rude Crew and Rage 'n' Kaos,
all VCW superstars now, have had their OWA contracts terminated. This
shit should have happened WEEKS AGO!
K: Wow, I see... what the hell's the problem, the delay? Apart from
John Stone's
vacation?
Joss: God only knows. But seriously K... *sighs* it's like I'm on a
sinking ship. Most of the rats have deserted, and it's only a matter
of time before this ship breaks into driftwood, unless we can fix the
problem.
K: Well, how?
Joss: K, you give me an answer, and you'll be in my good books
forevermore.
K: Haha, I'll try.

-------------------------- back to Full Throttle ---------------------
-

Jess smiles a little.

Jess: Jossy, Jossy, Jossy, Jossy.  Have we forgotten about those 3
lessons I taught you?  I thought that this beef between you and I was
over.  This is the reason why I've never said anything bad about
you.  I thought this was over after I kicked your ass all over San
Francisco.  Look here bitch, after I'm done with these 30 bitches
tonight, you and me we MAY have a little score to settle.  Because
you see, as your Jackass of a boyfriend may have you think.  I'm not
Anti J-Connection, I just don't like HIM.  That's it, Him and Dawg
are the two sole reasons why I will never AGAIN show my face on OWA
television.  You see these two guys behind me, they have my back. 
They know true talent when they see it.  They don't book me in
Christmas tree Cat fights, because truthfully, there are NO cat
fights in VCW. You see I AM the premier female in this business, you
name another one with my looks, my talent, my brains, and my mic
skills besides my sister and I'll give you a... COOKIE

Mr. Ross and Blake laugh

Jess: and YES I have shown loyalty to someone other than myself, I
apologized to Jase and my sister for what I said, didn't I?  I know
that in letting lose my DLS, I may have become somewhat controversial
in the eyes of many wrestling fans.  SO THE FUCK WHAT, I don't care
what THESE FUCK-TARDS THINK.  But I'm not gonna Hawg *chuckles* up
all of the air time, I believe Blakey and Mr. Ross have something to
say.

Mr. Ross: Joss, what can I say.  Yes this IS Vigilante Championship
Wrestling, and YES I do pretty much ALLOW my talent to RUN wild here,
every single person on my roster is a Vigilante so to speak.  They DO
take the law into their OWN hands, and WHY do I allow this... simple,
IT MAKES THEM HAPPY... THE FANS LOVE IT *HUGE CHEERS*.  You see you
guys have NO idea how to keep talent happy, this is why they all
chose to come here.  Now, I'm not trying to start another war of
words with you guys because quite frankly... it's a losing war on
your end.  And you wonder why the OWA is in a crisis, because quite
frankly the co-owners put it there.  And NO Fish, it's not all of
Cannon's fault, I won't allow you to place the blame of this squarely
on his shoulders.  If you really want to believe that this is all HIS
fault, then you have your head up your ass, further than I thought. 
I meant it when I said that I hope "one day... maybe the talent of
the OWA... can be the
future Superstars of... VCW... and that includes.... CO-OWNERS." 
Cannon, Boby, both of you... Think on THAT!

Blake jumps up...

Blake: This interview is SO over.
Victoria: I Have one more question.
Blake: What's that?
Victoria: What IS the nature of the relationship of you Blake and you
Jessica?

Blake and Jessica both look at each other.  And Blake starts shoving
Victoria and the cameraman out of the office.  We cut back to the
Announce booth.

Adam: WHAT JACKASSES IN MY BOOK.
Bradley: BUT DID YOU HEAR WHAT MR. ROSS SAID... ABOUT THE FUTURE
SUPERSTAR OF VCW, EVEN THE OWA CO-OWNERS!  WOW!

"Gravity" hits.

Adam: WELL COMING UP NEXT ON FULL THROTTLE, WE WILL SEE THE 30 WOMAN
VCW STYLE BATTLE ROYAL FOR THE VCW WOMEN'S NORTH AMERICAN TITLE.
Bradley: YOU KNOW MY PICK, J-LO ALL THE WAY, WHOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

inside of a dim lit gym we see a wrestling ring. And into that
wrestling ring enters JT. And she has a piece of paper in her hand,
and a microphone.

JT: Who are we?
we're people
red-blooded Americans
men and women
young...
and old
we are the stars
the upstarts
the show-stoppers
we are
who we are
we're heels
and faces
we are the drama
the entertainment
we're the leaders
the managers
we're hard-workers
we're VCW
WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!

"The Rockafeller Skank" hits and we see Diamond at the top of the
ramp.

"DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND..."

Diamond soaks it all in with a smile.

Diamond: Okay Charles you can take five on this one.

Charles smiles

Diamond: I want to see how this new girl does, VANCOUVER, B.C. PLEASE
GIVE IT UP FOR JANET MALLORY!!

A very beautiful woman comes out to MUCHO cheers and cat calls and
Bradley can't control himself

Bradley: WHOOOO, HOOOOOOOO
Diamond: Janet the floor is all yours.
Janet: Thanks Mrs. Ross, thank you for the opportunity.

Diamond bows and she walks to the back stage.

Janet: The following contest is a VCW Battle Royal for the VCW
Women's North American Heavyweight Championship...

Janet: The Rules are 2 ladies start and every 2 minutes another lady
comes down... If a tag team gets the #'s right next to each other,
then both partners will come to the ring together... you can be
eliminated by Over the Top Rope, Pinfall, or submission....

Then we hear...

[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!


"Ass Like That" by Eminem plays as "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan
enters the ring....

Janet : Introducing the #1 entry in the Battle Royal, here is Jessica
Lohan, she is the leader of the Female Fight Club

"My Way by Limp Bizkit" plays as Jesse-Vance Young enters the ring...

Janet : The #2 entry is Jesse Vance Young...

Jess & Jesse go at it and start kissing and punching each other...
Jess irish whips Jesse into the ropes and chase her in and nails her
with a clothesline which send her over the top rope..... Jesse grabs
the top tope trying to save herself but Jess baseball slides into her
and knocks her to the outside....    (( Jesse Vance-Young is
eliminated ))

"Boys (co-ed remix)" Britney Spears f/ Pharrell palys as Roxanne
enters the ring....

Janet : The #3 entry is Roxanne...

Jess picks up and throws Roxanne to the ropes and backdrops Roxanne
over the top rope...     (( Roxanne is eliminated ))

"Get out of my Dreams, Get into my Car" by Billy Ocean plays as Maria
& Jayne Johnson, DOUBLE IMPACT enters the ring

Janet: The #4 & #5 entries are The OWA Women's Tag Team Champions,
Maria & Jayne Johnson, Double Impact....

Maria & Jayne run in and start attacking Jess and throw her into the
ropes an nail her with a double dropkick... Maria picks up Jess and
tosses her into Jayne and she hits the Impact DDT on Jess... Jayne
goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count on Jess..

"Bring `em Out" by T.I. plays as Christine enters the ring

Janet: the #6 entry is Christine

Christine runs in and attacks Jayne and evens the odds.... Christine
picks up Jayne and tosses her the top rope.... (( Jayne Johnson is
eliminated ))

Christine attacks Maria and nails a DDT on her, giving Jess time to
recover... Soon as she hits the DDT on Maria, Jess nails Christine
with a dropkick to the stomach when Christine is getting up.... Jess
picks up Christine and grabs her by her hair and gives her a X-factor
to the canvas...

Adam : oh that had to hurt...

Bradley : using the hair even...hurts worse

Jess goes for the cover and gets a 3 count..... (( Christine is
eliminated ))

"I'll Do Anything" by Courtney Love plays as Miss Lucy enters the ring

Janet : The #7 entry, from the OWA, here is Miss Lucy...

Miss Lucy runs in but is met by Jess who gives her a dropkick which
knocks her to the outside......  (( Miss Lucy is eliminated ))

Adam : That was quick, but goodbye Lucy nice Having ya here at Full
Throttle

Jess picks up Maria and tosses her into the rops and hits her with a
dropkick and knocks her to the outrside....    (( Maria Johnson is
eliminated ))

"Parabola" by Tool plays as Miss Katy enters the ring

Janet : The #8 entry, from the OWA, here is Miss Katy. ...

Miss Katy runs in and starts attacking Jess and nails her with a
quick DDT....Miss Katy goes for the cover but only gets a 2
count....  Miss Katy pulls Jess up and tosses her into the ropes but
Jess reverses the hold and connects with a big sidewalk slam and
slams her down hard....  Jess rolls Miss Katy over as Jessica Vargas
w/ Jesus Vargas runs out from the back...

"Wild Out" by The LOX plays as Jessica Vargas with Jesus Vargas
enters the ring....

Janet : The #9 entry is Jessica Vargas, she is accompanied to
ringside by Jesus Vargas

Jessica starts attacking Jess helping out Miss Katy.. .Miss Katy and
Jessica throw Jessinto the ropes and hit her with huge Backdrop...
Jessica kicks Miss Katy in the stomach and hits her with a X-Factor
grabbing her by her hair and slamming her down hard....

Jessica throws Miss Katy towards the ropes and Jesus pulls the ropes
down and Miss Katy goes right over the top rope...    (( Miss Katy is
eliminated ))

Jessica turns around and is hit by a super kick from Jess which sends
her flying over the top rope that Jesus had just pulled down for Miss
Katy to go over and lands on top of Jesus on the outside.... ((
Jessica Vargas is eliminated ))

Adam : Look how sweet, Jesus caught Jessica so she wouldn't get
hurt....

Bradley : yea that was funny Adam....

"Presidential Polonaise" by The United States Marine plays as Ms Kim
enters the ring

Janet :  The #10 entry is from the Crawford Family,here is Ms Kim....

Ms Kim runs in and is met by Jess who hits her with a strong
clothesline....

Jess picks up Ms Kim and tosses her against the ropes and hits her
with a side walk slam and slame her down hard to the canvas...  Jess
rolls over Ms Kim as April runs in and nails her with a seated
position dropkick which floors Jess..

"Happy Ending" by Avril Lavigne plays as April enters the ring..

Janet : The #11 entry is April from the The Perpetrators ....

April picks up Jess and hits her with a quick DDT. and goes for the
cover but only gets a 2 count...

April picks up and tries to Irishwhip Jess but Jes reverses the hold
and throws April into Ms Kim who throws April over the top rope.....
(( April is eliminated ))

Jess walks up and shakes Ms Kim's hand and irish whips her against
the ropes and nails her a clothesline that knocks her over the top
rope  (( Ms Kim is eliminated ))

"Cherry Blossom Girl" by Air plays as Cherry Apollo enters the ring

Janet : The #12 entry is from the OWA, here is Cherry Apollo...

Cherry runs in and nails Jess with a big kick to the stomach and
nails Jess with a modified X-Factor slamming Jess hard to her back...
Cherry goes for the cover and gets a 2 count.... but is interrupted
by Annabelle Stone whos hits Cherry with a elbow drop to the back of
the head...

"Golden Touch" by Razorlight plays as Annabelle Stone enters the ring

Janet : The #13 entry is formerly from the AAW, here is "The A-Star
Stunner" Annabelle Stone

Annabelle picks up Cherry and hits her with a clothesline Knocking
her down hard.... Annabelle goes for the cover and gets a 3
count..... (( Cherry Apollo is eliminated ))

Jess runs over and kicks Annabelle across the head after she gets the
3 count on Cherry and picks her up and whips her into the ropes and
follows her in and hits her with a clothesline which knocks her out
of the outside... (( Annabelle Stone is elminated ))

" "And The Hero Will Drown" by Story of the Year plays as GEM enters
the ring..

Janet : The #14 entry is formerly from the AAW, here is Gem..

Gem slides in and starts kicking and slapping Jess...... Gem hits
Jess with a high vertical suplex.....  and goes for the cover and
gets a 2 count....   Gem picks up Jess and irish whips her into the
corner and follows her into the corner and hits her with a high
knee....  

Gem picks up Jess and powerslams her down hard....   

"Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence plays as Amy Starr enters the ring

Janet : The #15 entry is a member of Danger Incorporated, here
is "Simply Delicious" Amy Starr

Amy runs in and gives Gem a big dropkick which drills her into the
mat...

Amy picks up Gem and tosses her into the ropes, but Gem holds on as
Amy rushs into her and Gem backdrops Amy over the top rope   (( Amy
Starr is eliminated ))

"California Love" by Tupac f/ Dr. Dre plays as Jenny Ross enters the
ring...

Janet : The #16 entry, here is Jenny Ross

Jenny runs in and attacks Jess who is still down from Gem's
attacks... and hits her with a german suplex...... Jenny picks up
Jess again and gives her a belly to belly suplex and slams her down
hard to the mat....    then Jenny picks Jess again and hits her with
another German suplex...... ..

Adam : Looks like Jenny is wearing down Jess right now....

Jenny rolls Jess over and goes for the pin...but Jess grabs a hand
full of Jenny shorts and rolls her over and gets a 3 count on
her....... (( Jenny Ross is eliminated ))

Adam : oh Jess pulled one over on the boss' daughter...that is not
going to go over good with Ms Diamond...

"Dirty" by Christina Aquilera is played as Amy & Jennifer Lane enter
the ring...

Janet : The #17 and #18 entries are Amy & Jennifer Lane, they are the
Heartbreakers...

Amy Lane goes right after Jess who is still dragging from the attack
from Gem & Jenny...
Amy  hits Jess with a Quick DDT...  but as soon as she hits the DDT
she is hit by Gem who was laying in wait for Amy Lane.....

Gem nails goes behind Amy Lane and applies a sleeperhold on Amy Lane
and makes Amy pass out.... .... (Amy Lane is eliminated ))

Adam : Gem choked Amy out i think....

Jennifer rolls out of the ring to the chek on her sister so she
eliminates herself....   
(( Jennifer Lane is eliminated by herself ))

"What You Waiting For" by Gwen Stefani plays as Poppy enters the
ring..

Janet: The #19 entry is from the OWA, here is Poppy Quayle...

Poppy enters the ring and goes right after Gem who is watching
Jennifer and Amy Lane on the outside.....   Poppy gets up on the top
Rope and jumps off the top rope and hits the Poppy Cutter on Gem..
and nails her down hard to the mat...

Poppy rolls over Gem and gets a 2 count......  Jess runs over the
save and picks up Poppy and irishwhips her into the ropes and and
tries to eliminate Poppy but Poppy slides under the top rope and
saves herself from being eliminated as Christine Messier comes down
from the back and enters the match...

"Over and Over" by Tim McGraw & Nelly plays as Christine Messier
enters the ring

Janet : The #20 entry is a member of Danger Incorporated, here is
Christine Messier...

Christine takes her time getting into the ring as Dy-Nasty comes down
to the ringside...

"American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz plays as Dy-Nasty enters the ring
with Christine Messier

Janet : The #21 entry is Dy-Nasty...

Dy-Nasty and Christine Messier go at each other....slapping and
kicking each other...

Dy-Nasty irishwhips Christine into the ropes and hits her with a
dropkick....   DyNasty picks up Christine and nails with a DDT and
rolls her over the pin..... and gets a 3 count on Christine...   ((
Christine Messier is eliminated ))

Dy Nasty goes after Gem who is attacking Poppy...... and helps Poppy
out...

Dy Nasty and Poppy start attacking Gem.....and they give Gem a Double
DropKick....

Dy nasty throws Gem into the corner and hits her with a high knee and
then nails Gem with her version of the Widows Peak,, the Dy-Nasty
Crash.... and breaks Gem in half almost..

Dy nasty goes for the cover and gets a 2 count as the count is
interrupted by B.B. who enters the ring...

"Dirt Off Your Shoulders" by Jay-Z plays as B.B. enters the ring..

Janet : The #22 entry is B.B. The Thug Girl....

B.B. picks up Dy nasty and throws her into the corner......  B.B.
climbs into the corner and Gem picks up  Dy Nasty and hands her to
B.B. as B.B. gives DyNasty the T.G. Drop, which is a Top Tope X-
Factor onto the outside ring floor which eliminates both B.B and Dy-
Nasty...
            (( B.B. The Thug Girl and Dy_Nasty are eliminated ))

Adam : Oh my god, i can't believe B.B. just eliminated herself and Dy-
Nasty by using her finisher off the top rope onto the outside..

Bradley : She probably didn't think she would be eliminated if she
used it... but she was wrong...

"Drop it like it's hot" by Snoop Dogg  plays as Saundra Gates enters
the ring..

Janet : The #23 entry is Saundrea Gates....

Saundra come running in and gets nailed by Gem who gives her a
dropkick that knocked her onto the outside.... (( Saundra Gates is
eliminated ))

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays as Nancy enters the ring

Janet: The #24 entry, local wrestler, Nancy

Soon as Nancy enters the ring she is nails by Gem who hits with a
dropkick which knocks her out of the ring......  (( Nancy is
eliminated ))

"Fight Music" by D-12 & Eminem plays as K.D, Marz and Ms Payne enter
the ring.

Janet : The #25, #26, & #27 entries are K.D., Marz and Ms Payne, they
are The Female Fight Club....


"Headstrong" By Trapt plays as J.T. enters the ring AND THE FANS
FUCKING LOSE IT..

Janet : The #28 entry is J.T.

"So Far Away" by Crossdade plays as Krissy and Amber enter the ring..

Janet : And the final 2 entries in this Battle Royal are Krissy &
Amber, from the Heartbreakers

As Krissy enters the ring, K.D. Nails her with a superkick and she is
knocked to the outside of the ring.... (( Krissy is eliminated ))

As Amber enters the ring, Marz catches Amber with a crossboby block
and knocks Amber over the top rope but Amber holds onto Marz and
eliminates Marz as well....
       (( Amber & Marz are eliminated ))

After K.D. nails Kriss with the superkick, Poppy nails her with a
superkick of her own and knocks K.D. out of the ring...   (( K.D. is
eliminated ))

Ms Payne goes after J.T. but is caught by J.T.'s rattler and knocked
to the mat... and then Poppy climbs onto the top rope and hits Ms
Payne with her poppy cutter and knocks Ms Payne out of the ring... ((
Ms Payne is eliminated ))

The four remaining competitors are Gem, Poppy, J.T. and "The Real J-
Lo" Jessica Lohan.  When all four girls get up and realize who's left
in the ring we hear an "OOOOOOOHHHH SHIT" fall over the crowd.

Adam: UH-OH, DO YOU SEE WHO'S LEFT BRADLEY?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DO, TWO OUT OF THOSE THREE OTHER GIRLS IN THEIR
WITH JESS HATE HER.  OH NO (whining) SHE'S COME SO FAR.  QUICK GET
THE FFC OUT HERE!

All four girls stare each other down.  Gem makes the first move.  She
runs into the ropes and she springboards off of the second rope and
lands on J.T.'s neck.  J.T. somehow tosses her to Poppy in the
hurracanrana position.  Poppy holds onto Gem like she's about to drop
her with a Power bomb.  Jess drop kicks Gem in the sternum and flips
her over and she lands on top of Poppy.  Donna makes the count…

ONE
TWO

NO, JT bounces off of the ropes and drop kicks Gem in the face.

The Crowd: TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Adam: What an impressive array of moves to start this final four off.
Bradley: COME ON!!! LET'S GO JESS!!!

Gem rolls to the outside, JT and Jess go at it a little with both
girls trading rights and lefts.  Poppy gets up and JT and Jess nail
her with a double Savate kick.  Jess then turns and nails a spinning
roundhouse on JT that sends her to the outside.

Bradley: DID YOU SEE HOW HIGH SHE KICKED JUST NOW ADAM?
Adam: Yes I did.
Bradley: Well you don't sound enthused, Jess is a VERY beautiful
woman is she not?
Adam: Beautiful but a DAMNED JEZEBEL!
Bradley: So are you saying that you wouldn't sleep with her?
Adam: I'm a married man Trips.
Bradley: Your wife doesn't have to know.
Adam: She would, because of you and your blabber mouth.

Jess then looks at the downed Poppy and she bounces off of the ropes,
Jess does one roll, then she attempts Rolling thunder, but Gem
springboards from the apron into a sick twisting plancha and she
collides with Jess mid-flip.  Gem then covers Poppy, Donna counts...

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Poppy gets the shoulder up.

Adam: And Poppy was THAT close to being eliminated.

Gem gets up and she sees J.T. on the outside She runs into one side
of the ring and then she comes back and does a full flip over the top
rope onto J.T. and both girls fall onto the guard railing.

Adam: THAT GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW BAD THESE GIRLS WANT IT, ALL FOUR OF
THESE GIRLS WANT TO BE THE FIRST EVER VCW WOMEN'S NORTH AMERICAN
CHAMPION.

We then se Poppy climb to the top rope and she has her eyes dead set
on J.T. and Gem.

Bradley: UH-OH, I THINK POPPY IS GONNA TAKE THE DIVE.

The fans are going nuts for this and Poppy is soaking up the cheers
as she waits for J.T. and Gem to get up.  Jess creeps up slowly on
the apron and out of nowhere, Jess nails a springboard Rock Bottom on
Poppy from the top rope, BRINGING EVERY FAN IN THE HOUSE ONTO THEIR
FEET!

The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, I THINK POPPY MAY BE OUT OF IT.
Bradley: MAYBE? MAYBE?  I THINK SHE MAY BE DEAD!

Both girls lay on the mat for an extended period of time and Donna
starts the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN

Jess starts to stir

EIGHT
NINE

Jess then lays an arm on Poppy, and Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Poppy somehow gets the shoulder up

Adam: MY GOD, HOW DID SHE GET OUT OF THAT?
Bradley: KILL HER JESS, COME ON!!!

Jess picks herself up and she goes to the top rope and she's waiting
for Poppy to get back up.  Jess starts taunting Poppy to get up. 
Meanwhile J.T. and Gem have gotten back into the ring.  Jess looks
across the ring and she sees them.  Gem tries to get the huracanrana
on J.T., but J.T. pushes Gem up in the air over her head. Jess then
jumps off of the top rope and nails Gem with a modified mid-air
version of...

THE
LOHAN
DROP

EVERY FAN JUMPS UP OUT OF THEIR SEAT!!!!

Bradley: OH... MY... JESUS...
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD!!!
Bradley: DID YOU SEE THAT ADAM?  JESUS, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Adam: HE SEES EVERYTHING TRIPS, BUT DAMNED IF I DIDN'T SEE IT.

Jess goes for the cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THREE!!!

Janet: GEM HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
Bradley: WOW, JESS IS VERY IMPRESSIVE.
Adam: I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one.

J.T. picks Poppy up...

Adam: These two have developed an intense hatred for each other over
the past week.
Bradley: Yeah, they're fighting over Chad.  J.T. wants him and Poppy
wants to keep him.  Who's gonna get him?

J.T. goes for a German Suplex, Poppy back flips out of it.  Poppy
pushes J.T. into the ropes, J.T. bounces off, Poppy with the drop
down.  J.T. comes back, Poppy tosses J.T. in the air over her head. 
J.T. lands on her feet, she turns around, and WHAM a Savate Kick to
Poppy.  Poppy no-sells

Bradley: YOU SEE THAT, POPPY IS A NO SELLER!

Poppy lands a right hand on J.T. and J.T. stumbles a bit ,Poppy
charges after J.T., J.T. ducks and flips her over the top rope. 
Poppy spring boards off of the top rope and tries to nail a modified
Blockbuster on J.T., but J.T. latches on and she grabs Poppy in the
reverse DDT position, flips her back and WHAM, nails her with a
reverse modified Widows peak.  J.T. makes the cover on Poppy, Donna
with the count...

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Poppy kicks out.

J.T. picks Poppy up and she attempts to whip her into the ropes, but
Poppy reverses and she swings J.T. back her way into DDT position. 
Poppy springboards off of the ropes and CRASH, she sends J.T. down to
the mat HARD.

Bradley: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Adam: I THINK THAT WAS THE POP GUN.

Poppy makes the cover, Donna makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jess breaks the cover up by nailing Poppy in the back of
the head with the Shinning Wizard.  The impact is heard all over the
arena.  Damn near every fan cringes at the sound of it.

Adam: WHAT A SHOT TO THE BACK OF POPPY'S HEAD!!
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT IT WAS!!!!

Jess goes to pick J.T. up, but J.T. quickly grabs Jess by the shirt
and tosses her through the second rope onto the floor.  J.T. gets up
and she gets in Spear position as she is waiting for Poppy to get up.

Adam: If she nails this on Poppy it could be "lights out."

Poppy gets up and J.T. charges at her.  Poppy leap frogs over J.T.
and J.T. falls to the floor near the guard railing.  Poppy takes a
long look at J.T., then she bounces off of the rope and she attempts
a leap through the second rope but SMACK, she is caught at the top of
the head with the DAMNDEST CHAIR SHOT EVER from Jess.

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, STEAL MEETS SKULL.
Bradley: WHOOO HOOOO GO JESS.

Poppy falls into the ring, and Jess leaps onto the apron and she goes
to the top rope and Jess sizes up Poppy from the top and she leaps
off into a Shooting Star Press.  Poppy moves and Jess meets all
canvas and she rolls over grabbing her stomach.

Bradley: OH NO, JESS COULD BE HURT, I NEED TO GO AND CHECK UP ON HER.
Adam: Sit down, she will be alright.

We then see J.T. on the top rope

Bradley: And what is SHE gonna do?

J.T. Leaps off into a Swanton Dive, Jess moves out of the way and
J.T. falls onto the mat.  Poppy pulls herself up and she goes to the
top rope.

Adam: NOW POPPY IS ON THE TOP ROPE!

Poppy leaps off into a Frog Splash, but J.T. moves out of the way and
Poppy falls onto the mat, she rolls around in pain clutching her
stomach.  J.T. is back at the top and she points at Poppy *fans
cheer*, J.T. leaps off with a Low Down (D-Lo Brown's version of the
frog splash).  Poppy moves out of the way, sending J.T. crashing to
the mat.  Jess then goes to the top and she has her eyes set on J.T. 
Jess with incredible balance, manages to jump and turn her back to
J.T. and she leaps off of the top rope with a Corkscrew 450, and
BOOOM, no one is home, J.T. moved.  Poppy then goes back to the top
rope.

Bradley: She must be blonde really.  She hasn't learned anything yet.

Poppy leaps off with a Corkscrew Senton completely missing Jess,
Poppy crashes the mat EXTREMELY hard.

Bradley: After all of that... someone is gonna need a good rubbing
down BAY-BE, I offer my services. WHOOOO HOOO, WIN, LOSE, OR DRAW,
I'LL TAKE THEM ALL!!
Adam: You are such a pervert.
Bradley: Hey, at least I admit it.
Adam: Is that a shot taken at a certain Co-Owner, who is in a certain
Main Event on a certain wrestling show that we happen to be calling?
Bradley: Take it as you want.

Jess gets up and she is on Spaghetti legs.  Poppy is right behind
her.  J.T. nips up and she aims for Jess as she attempts...

THE
RATTLER

Jess ducks and WHAM, she connects full on with Poppy, and Poppy falls
back into the ropes and she is out on her feet.

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, SHE JUST NAILED THE RATTLER ON POPPY!
Bradley: AND POPPY IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!

J.T. turns around and WHOOM, she is caught with...

THE
MIND
BLOWER

Bradley: J.T JUST GOT HER MIND BLOWN, J.T. JUST GOT HER MIND BLOWN!!!

Jess picks Poppy up off of the ropes into a fireman's carry.

Adam: UH-OH
Bradley: HERE IT COMES!!!

Jess spins Poppy out into an R.K.O. for...

JESS
INCREDIBLE

Adam: MY GOD, SHE CONNECTED WITH IT.
Bradley: COME ON JESS, QUICKLY MAKE THE COVER.

Jess makes the cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THREE!!!

Janet: POPPY QUAYLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Some fans BOO, but some fans actually cheer for Jess as they are
appreciating her athletic ability.

Bradley: OH NO, IT'S DOWN TO JESS AND J.T.
Adam: J.T. HAS GOT TO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO HER LAST WEEK!  IT'S
TO SEE ONCE AND FOR ALL... WHO THE BETTER WOMAN IS, NO FFC, NO SASSY
LASSY, ONE ON ONE JESS VS. J.T.
Bradley: COME ON JESS!

Both girls get up and they see who is left, they stare each other
down as every fan is back on their feet.  Jess gets up in the face of
J.T. and we see them talk trash to one another, and then WHAM, Jess
nails J.T. with a vicious right, J.T. retaliates back with a right of
her own.  They start trading punches until Jess knees J.T. in the
stomach and sends her into the ropes.  J.T. comes back and Jess leap
frogs over her.  J.T. stops dead in her tracks, and when Jess turns
around she goes for The Rattler, Jess ducks.

Bradley: WHEW, CLOSE CALL RIGHT THERE!

J.T. turns around and Jess attempts the Mind blower, J.T. ducks then
J.T. kicks Jess in the stomach.  J.T. then attempts an Angle slam on
Jess, Jess spins out and she attempts "Jess Incredible" on J.T.  J.T.
spins out into a takedown into a sharpshooter, and the fans start
cheering as J.T. has Jess locked in the middle of the ring.

Bradley: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DON'T TAP JESS, YOU'VE COME TO
HARD.  MAKE HER BREAK THE HOLD ADAM.
Adam: DAMN THE HOLD, BREAK HER LEGS.

J.T. is sitting back on it hard and applying all of the pressure that
she can apply.  Donna is checking for Jess' submission, Jess grabs
Donna by the shirt as she is screaming.  Donna manages to get herself
free from Jess.  Jess starts moving toward the ropes, and she touches
the rope but J.T. pulls her right back to the middle. 

Adam: COME J.T. CRANK THE PRESSURE ON!!!
Bradley: (whining) J.T. PLEASE LET JESS GO.

Jess has her hand out as if she's about to tap.

Adam: SHE'S GONNA TAP, SHE'S GONNA TAP.
Bradley: NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The fans are cheering J.T.

"LET'S GO J.T., LET'S GO (Clap Clap), LET'S GO J.T., LET'S GO (Clap
Clap)"

Adam: COME ON J.T. PULL BACK A LITTLE HARDER, YOU CAN DO IT, MAKE HER
TAP.

Jess starts moving again to the ropes and she touches the rope again,
then J.T. brings her right back to the middle of the ring and she
sits down on it HARD.

J.T.: COME ON JESS, TAP OUT YOU BITCH!!!
Adam: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Bradley: shut up Adam, SHUT UP!!!

Donna checks for Jess' submission again, Jess holds her hand out.

"TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP..."

Adam: TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP...

Jess then with her last bit of energy left she manages to roll under
and break the hold sending J.T. head first into the second turnbuckle.

Bradley: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

The fans start to BOO loudly.  Jess takes a little breather, then she
looks up and sees J.T. draped over the second rope.  Jess pulls
herself up and she goes over and rolls J.T. up and pulls the tights
and places both feet on the ropes.  Donna doesn't see this and she
makes the count...

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, J.T. kicks out.

Adam: SHE DID THE SAME THING LAST WEEK, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK THIS TIME!!

Jess quickly up, bounces off of the ropes and attempts a clothesline
but instead J.T. quickly catches and power slams her to the mat.

Adam: WHAT IMPACT ON THAT POWER SLAM!

J.T. nips up and she has the band tuning up, the fans are all
starting to lose it.

Adam: THIS IS IT, SHE NAILS THIS AND IT'S OVER!!!

Jess gets up and she is nailed with...

THE
RATTLER

Jess falls like an Oak tree, J.T. is ELECTIC and so are the fans.

Bradley: OH NO
Adam: COVER HER, J.T. THAT BELT IS YOURS.

J.T. makes the cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jess rolls the shoulder up.

Adam: HUH?  HOW THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT?
Bradley: IT'S THAT NEVER SAY DIE ATTITUDE ADAM.  YOU KNOW THE ONE
THAT YOU SEEM TO THINK ALL OF THE FACES HAVE.

Every fan is in utter shock and so is J.T.  J.T. then waits for Jess
to get up.  Jess gets over to the ropes and she pulls herself up. 
J.T. charges and Jess quickly gets her into the fireman's carry, then
she spins her around into...

JESS
INCREDIBLE!!

Bradley: HAHA, IT'S OVER, JESS HAS PUT A FEW OF THEM AWAY WITH THIS
MOVE.  SHE ALMOST WON THE WOMEN'S WORLD TITLE WITH THIS MOVE.  COVER
HER JESS, IT'S OVER.

Jess gets the cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, J.T. gets the shoulder up.

The fans ERUPT in cheers

Bradley: AHHHHHHHHH, HOW DID SHE KICK OUT OF THAT?
Adam: BOTH OF THESE FEMALE WARRIORS WANT THIS SO BAD.  THEY BOTH WANT
IT BUT ONLY ONE CAN GET IT.

Jess has a shocked look on her face.  Jess backs over to the corner
and she picks herself up, J.T. does the same.  Jess quickly runs over
to J.T. and she attempts "Jess Incredible" again.  J.T. blocks it and
rolls Jess up into a small package.

Adam: A SMALL PACKAGE THIS COULD BE IT!
Bradley: You know, I heard from a few VCW girls that JFF has a small
package.

Donna makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jess kicks out.

Both girls quickly roll out and get to their feet, then WHAM out of
nowhere Jess nails "Jess Incredible" on J.T. again.

Bradley: SHE HIT IT AGAIN, IT'S OVER THIS TIME, IT'S OVER.

Jess sits up on the mat and she just stares at J.T.

Bradley: WHY ISN'T SHE GOING FOR THE COVER, COVER HER JESS, IT'S ALL
YOURS.

Jess then picks J.T. up and she sends her into the ropes

Adam: What's this?

Upon returning Jess sends J.T. airborne and she tries to connect
with "The Lohan Drop", but J.T. reverses it in mid air and drops Jess
with...

THE
POWER
DRIVER

Adam: MY GOD, WHAT A COUNTER, SHE COUNTERED THE LOHAN DROP WITH THE
POWER DRIVER.

J.T. makes the cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Jess kicks out.

J.T. is looking frustrated as ever, she pounds the mat EXTREMELY HARD.

Adam: Looks like frustration is started to settle in.

J.T. gets up and she picks a pretty much out of it Jess up with her. 
But then suddenly out of nowhere, Jess kicks J.T. in the stomach and
she nails her with one more...

JESS
INCREDIBLE!!!

Bradley: A THIRD JESS INCREDIBLE, THIS IS IT.

Jess makes the cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THREE!!!!

"Ass Like that" hits, and we hear fans completely BOO her ass right
out of the building.

Adam: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT.
Bradley: WHOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO, SHE DID IT!!!! SHE'S BRINGING THE
GOLD BACK TO THE STATES!
Janet: YOUR WINNER AND THE FIRST EVER VCW NORTH AMERICAN
CHAMPION, "THE REAL J-LO"
JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSICCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOHAN.

Donna presents Jess with the belt, and Jess snatches it out of her
hand.  We see the FFC come to the ring to celebrate with Jess, Bambi
picks Jess up on her shoulders and they carry her out of the building
with that belt in her hand.  We see J.T. picking herself up off of
the mat.

Adam: WHAT A GREAT MATCH, AND WHAT A GREAT COMPETITOR THAT J.T. IS. 
SHE WILL BE BACK TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY, I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT.

We see the fans are applauding J.T., she poses to the fans, and they
are applauding loudly.

Bradley: LISTEN TO THESE FANS ADAM.
Adam: I HEAR, I HEAR!!!

Backstage in Imani and Albatross' dressing room we see Imani warming
up her vocals, while we have all type of VCW stage hands attending to
her and Albatross.  HUGE CHEERS for the both of them.

Imani: What up dude you ready?
Albatross: I have NEVER rocked this many fans before!  But you know
me, it's whatever with me.  Hey have you had any of this cheese?
Imani: No, can't say that I did dude.

Albatross eats a piece of the cheese that's backstage.

Albatross: DAMN, THIS SOME GOOD ASS CHEESE.
Imani: Really?
Albatross: Hell yeah
Imani: Let me try.

Imani takes a bite of the cheese.

Imani: Damn, that IS good.

Albatross gets the attention of a stage hand.

Albatross: hey... HEY, Hey you GUY, come here

A male stage hand walks over to Albatross.

Stage hand: Hey Albatross can I help you?
Albatross: Yeah, why you ain't tell me how good the cheese was?
Stage hand: Well I didn...

Then Albatross decks him

Imani: *Sucks her teeth* SHAG!
Albatross: WHAAAAT?
Imani: You can not... and I repeat CANNOT be decking stage hands.
Albatross: Why not? He ain't tell me how good the muthafuckin cheese
was.
Imani: *nods* Good point.

We hear a knock on the door, and a VCW programming director opens the
door up.

VCW PD: Hey guys you're on in Five.
Imani: Cool, I'm ready.
Albatross: Hey GUY, did you know how good the cheese was?
VCW PD: IS there any answer that WON'T get me decked?

Imani and Albatross both shake their heads NO, the programming
director quickly closes the door and bolts.  Imani and Albatross both
share a laugh.

Imani: We are SO gonna rock Vancouver.
Albatross: I hear that shit.
Adam: IMANI COPPOLA, ALBATROSS OF THE INTERNATIONAL CONS, THE AO
EXPERIENCE, THE CONCERT NEXT ON FULL THROTTLE

$$Commercial Break$$

We see a riot happening spliced in with clips from the match with The
American Outlaws taking on The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress, and
Albatross.

Announcer: In this present day and age

We see a clip of Star nailing "Catch a falling Star" on JFF

Announcer: In this current STATE that we live in…

We see a clip of Peter Vance with J.M. Baddwin in the Texas Cloverleaf

Announcer: We are in dire need of an…

We see a bunch of clips of VCW action from Anarchy, Chaos, Torment,
and even War of Ages

Announcer: EMERGENCY!!!!

We see Fredrick Ainsworth holding up the VCW title, and we see Jason
Snow nailing The Main Event Power Bomb on him. 

"Soul Surfing" by Fatboy Slim hits

Announcer: VCW PRESENTS STATE OF EMERGENCY ORIGINATING FROM THE FIGHT
PALACE A/K/A THE VCW STADIUM LIVE JUNE THE 26TH, EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-
PER-VIEW, CALL YOUR CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER

We see random shots of VCW Action

Announcer: WE ARE IN... A... STATE... OF... EMERGENCY...

We see Imani is on the stage and these RABID VCW fans are giving it
up for her.

Imani: VANCOUVER, B.C., WHAT'S UP DUDES?

Fans start cheering.

Imani: You know, I came out here to perform for you guys tonight and
I wanted to perform, but… my back up band didn't come with me

Some boos are heard

Imani: I know, I'm sorry, but...

Then a voice is heard…

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, DID SOMEBODY SAY THAT THEY NEEDED A BACK UP
BAND?"

Then we see come to the stage behind the turntables… Danny Harris
*HUGE CHEERS*
Then we see come to one of the keyboards… Chad Richardson *HUGE
CHEERS*
Then we see come to the other keyboard… Sassy Lassy *HUGE CHEERS*
Then we see come to the drums... Max Power *HUGE CHEERS*
Then we see come up and pick up the bass… The Big Nasty *HUGE CHEERS*
Then we see come to the lead guitar…. Star *HUGE CHEERS*
Then finally we see coming out with the microphone… Jason Snow *HUGE
CHEERS*

The chants have reached a fever pitch

"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS…"

Imani: You guys READY to jam?
Jason: OH HELL YEAH.
Imani: LET'S GIVE IT TO THEM LIKE…

The OH SO familiar sample of "Legend of a Cowgirl" kicks in as Imani
approaches the microphone

"Legend of a Cowgirl"
Album: Chupacabra

I'm gonna drink my whiskey
I'm gonna have my man
I know you got nothing to say
I'm gonna have my man
Gonna steal their hearts
and save them for another day
Ain't gonna hang my hat
Ain't gonna take off my boots
Ain't nothing gonna stop me in my pursuit
My stage, time to rehearse
Gonna see all the wonders of the universe

CH: Pack my bags and mount my horse
I'm gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on absolutely nothing
Need no man to pay for anything
Ain't got no shame, nobody knows my name
I'm gonna ride on into the next town
Pecos Bill, couldn't hang for long
A female legend with a song

Such a beautiful day, Such a beautiful day
I think I'll wear my brand new negligee
I'll probably change my mind
It happens every time
Just speak to my ex-fiancée
I'm gonna hunt the hunter, gonna serve `em well done
Nowhere to hide, nowhere to run
Up goes the moon, down goes the sun
Cook my dinner while I shine my gun

CH: Pack my bags and mount my horse
I'm gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on absolutely nothing
Cause there ain't no thing like chicken wing
Ain`t got no shame, nobody knows my name
I'm gonna ride on into the next town
Pecos Bill, couldn't hang for long
A female legend with a song

I'd give my life to be her
I'd give my live just to be her
I'd give my sight to see her
I'd give my sight just to see her

So here's the way I'm gonna break it down
Speak my mind any time `cause I got the master plan
Power in my soul, strength from my hand
I'm going up north to claim my land
Won't settle by river, might make me shiver
So look out and hide your fans
I'm a woman on fire with huge desire
To be as good as any man

CH: Pack my bags and mount my horse
I'm gonna ride on into the next town
Spend all my money on absolutely nothing
Need no man to pay for anything
Ain't got no shame, nobody knows my name
I'm gonna ride on into the next town
Pecos Bill, couldn't hang for long
A female legend with a song.......

The music fades out as the crowd is cheering.

Imani: NOW I KNOW that you guys are QUITE familiar with this next
tune as VCW have been playing it all over the air for the last
month.  So HERE WE GO!!!

Gravity
CD: Afrodite
[Imani]

My sweet tooth cavity shoots
Pain up in my brain bringin' on the rain
Look at the sad sack frown
So I'm puttin' on my gravity boots
cruisin' around town cruisin' around town
lookin' for a place to get down

And I'll get off my high horse
If you can be my ladder
Make sure the ground below is covered with roses
And I'll take my head out of the clouds
If you can take yours out of your ass
And we can celebrate with a night on the town

But you gotta be down
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me


I read all the words off a cereal box
My curiosity is my new philosophy
But Trix are for kids
So I went to school a university
But daydream was just about all I did

And I'll get off my high horse
If you get me a ladder
Make sure the ground below is covered with roses
And I'll take my head out of the clouds
If you can take yours out of your ass
And we can celebrate with a night on the town

But you gotta be down

Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
Gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
Gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me

And I walked the souls right off these shoes
tryin' to beat these nowhere blues
And I'm choosin' everything I lose
And I'm casting shadows over you
Can't always be perfect sunny days
But you had to learn the hard way
You wanna be down with me?
I'll give you some of my gravity

Down! Gotta be...Down!

Then we see someone run onto the stage with a hood on and he grabs a
mic.  He removes the hood to show it's ALBATROSS...

[Albatross]

Chicken heads think I'm conceded they probably
MAD, cause they can't get down with me and Imani
Other rappers dreaming to harm me, scheming to rob me
Catch 3 to the body, tims and feet at the party
Once he seen his man thrown into the ceiling fan
His whole set dipped quicker than Killa Cam, I got a million plans
So I just need to know if you're down
The first brother in the Oval Office is holding the crown
Who holding it down? Who controllin' the sound?
Street raps like Gravity I'm holding them down
Treat tracks like Tragedies I'm killing them all
Teach cats these Analogies I'm filling the morgue
If you ain't down, get down or get rolled over
Tross baby close curtains on those spoken with their nose broken

The music cuts and the fans all start cheering...

"TROSS, TROSS, TROSS, TROSS, TROSS, TROSS..."

Albatross poses to the crowd, they cheer and he soaks it up.

Imani: *chuckles* Hey Dude
Albatross: What up HOMIE?
Imani: Well "Basically" I was wondering if you were ready to do the
damn thing.
Albatross: "Basically"?
Imani: "Basically"
Albatross: Well, I'M READY TO DO THE DAMN THING!!!!

The music starts up

"Basically" f/ Imani Coppola
Album: The BIG Boss

[Albatross]

I base my theme on what the case maybe
You say your bed's a lonely place well save a place for me
Basically, I'm gonna get down to the point
Silly cats, know I'm feeling you a lot you feeling that
Every single grain of your hair
Is as poetic as a slight taste of rain in the air
I must confess, I want to cum yes
But I wanna sex your mind before we undress
With my body not my hobby to be playing mind games
I find shame on those who do, a rose for you
You have a tropical appeal of properness
You know a lot of playas but hon, while I'm the opposite
Do you agree?  A gentlemen and very distinguished in fact
You say good men are dead well I'm bringing them back
And I meet a lot of women but I'm telling them now
That I'm a pretty young dude but I'm settling down with you

[At that last comment we see Tross look at and touch a woman in the
audience on the cheek and she damn near passes out]

[refrain]

Could you be the one, I'll give you one guess
Got me eager to wake up in the morning just to feel the sun bless
Could you be the one, I'll give you one guess
Got me eager to wake up in the morning just to feel the sun bless
Could you be the one, I'll give you one guess
Got me eager to wake up in the morning just to feel the sun bless
Could you be the one, I'll give you one guess
Got me eager to wake up in the morning just to feel the sun bless

[Imani] (hook)

Cause the sun is shinning down upon us
Everything around us, is beautiful
Cause the sun is shinning down upon us
And I feel... so alive

[Albatross]

Now this may get a little personal
I never thought I'd be in your presence to spit a verse at you
I'm a dreamer some say, I'm a meet her one day
I say, think about the moment I leave this subway
I remember when I saw you, I wanted to call you
I wanted to get with you, I wanted to Spoil you
I wanted to make you mine "Love to see you shine"
I'm that "Tree in the city" and she's Divine
Just ease my mind and give me a sign
So we can take this simple life and leave behind
Basically anything can happen with this attraction
It's your turn girl now what's your action
I wouldn't less if you was black/white/ or Chinese
If you got love in your heart, then you can fulfill my needs
Yes indeedy I need a sweetie, someone to hold
And if you feel like this is you then come on girl let's go

[refrain]

Could you be the one, I'll give you one guess
Got me eager to wake up in the morning just to feel the sun bless
Could you be the one, I'll give you one guess
Got me eager to wake up in the morning just to feel the sun bless
Could you be the one, I'll give you one guess
Got me eager to wake up in the morning just to feel the sun bless
Could you be the one, I'll give you one guess
Got me eager to wake up in the morning just to feel the sun bless

[Imani] (hook)

Cause the sun is shinning down upon us
Everything around us, is beautiful
Cause the sun is shinning down upon us
And I feel... so alive

The music cuts, and Albatross poses to the crowd again, before making
his way off of Stage.

Imani: HEY TROSS, DUDE
Albatross: What up Imani?
Imani: You can't leave us like that
Albatross: What's up? 
Imani: I think we need 16 BARS, COME ON VANCOUVER, 16 BARS, 16 BARS,
16 BARS...

"16 BARS, 16 BARS, 16 BARS, 16 BARS, 16 BARS, 16 BARS..."

Albatross smiles

Albatross: I think I got a little more than 16 bars in my arsenal,
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!!

[Albatross]

The commander-in-chief has plans for this beat
I put hands to the cheek, Send his family the wreath
If you with me, then keep your guns armed
Cause no 2 cats can flip 3 styles in one song
Like this cat can, I'm snatching your rap fans
You paint pictures on trash cans, a garbage artist
I crush you and your kin folks confidence
When I breath into the game like Nintendo Cartridges
You say I'm Number 1, I don't think so
I'm Numero uno, dos, tres, quarto, cinco
Shrink hoes egos down to pimples
That's how a pimp goes, thumbtacks to dimples
Niggas just hate and I'm broke
Lace my airs up, and put they chest plates in they throat
Hot ish, drinking gasoline and acid
Gangbanging you hoes and trampoline-ing you Snatches
I cut through your car roof, Grenade and bomb you
Smacking all groups with golf clubs, Par 2
Shag's a raw dude
Step on stage and destroy Mikes like Lawsuits, bare knuckle Brawl who?
How it figures since we got a million jiggas
I'll start practicing molecular physics on you niggas
You fags seem to like attention
Well you'll get a lot of that and care in the intensive

Albatross drops the mic and walks off the stage to some VERY LOUD
cheers.

Imani: GIVE IT UP TO MY GOOD FRIEND, ALBATROSS!!!!

"TROSS, TROSS, TROSS, TROSS, TROSS, TROSS..."

Imani: Well this last little number is one of my personal favorites. 
GUYS HIT IT

Then we hear the opening of "Forget Myself" and the moment Imani
starts singing the lyrics we see her motion towards Jason.

[Imani]

I've been looking through your window
I've been confiscating your mail
I've been tapping into your phone line
I put bugs inside your molars

I fantasize my life with you
I held my breath till I turned blue
I'd love to see you in the nude

By now the crowd is catching onto what Imani is doing as we hear the
cat calls and the cheering.  And Jason is looking quite dumbfounded.

[Imani]

I've been following you throughout your days
I've been confiscating your mail
I've been talking to your lover
She told me "stay the hell away"

By now Imani is all up in Jason's face singing this song, Danny taps
Star on the shoulder, Star looks up and sees Imani coming on to her
husband and she drops the guitar and she darts for Imani but Nasty
stops her and holds her back.  The fans are all having a good time
with this.  Nasty carries a kicking and screaming Star back to the
dressing room.

[Imani]

I fantasize my life with you
I held my breath till I turned blue
I'd love to see you in the nude

I fantasize my life with you
I held my breath till I tuned blue
I'd love to see you naked

Part of me went into you [forget my soul]
Lost my mind down the line [forget my soul]
Its just you [forget my soul]
You [forget my soul]

The crowd cheers as the music stops and the rest of The AO Experience
pose and Imani poses with Jason, as she is hugged up in his arms and
he looks like he wants to be there, but he doesn't. 

Imani: THANK YOU VANCOUVER, YOU'VE BEEN TOO KIND!

The crowd cheers even LOUDER as we cut back to the announce booth.

Adam: WOW, WHAT A PERFORMANCE.
Bradley: You know what, for the first time I DON"T wish I were Jason
Snow.
Adam: I'll tell ya this, I'd hate to go back to that dressing room
right about now.

Backstage we see in Diamond's office Jay Vance and Katya Twiddy.

Katya: You wanted to see us Mrs. Ross?
Diamond: I sure did, you know that Tag Team title match is coming up
next.
Jay: Yep, I was hoping to get an interview with someone, but...
Diamond: AHH, I got a better idea.  How about we give our esteemed
Broadcast announcers a little break for a match?
Katya: Sure, I'm cool with that.  Jay you cool with that?
Jay: I'm cool with that.
Diamond: Then I'm "cool" with that.
Jay/Katya: COOL

Jay and Katya start walking out of the room

Jay: Coolers
Katya: Cool Ass
Jay: Cools ass
Katya: Even cooler ass

Diamond is shaking her head and laughing to herself

Diamond: I love going FULL THROTTLE
Adam: I guess we are being replaced
Bradley: GOOD, I need a little break.
Adam: WELL FOLKS THE WORLD TAG TITLES ARE ON THE LINE NEXT, RIGHT
AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK!!

$$Commercial Break$$

Announcer: A PLANET IN TOTAL DISARRAY

We see Sinister nailing Curt Benjamin with Final Sin

Announcer: ANARCHY!

We see Fredrick Ainsworth putting JFF through the ring with Sleeping
with The Jesus Fish

Announcer: SOCIETY WITHOUT GOVERNMENT

We see clips of the Anarchy episode "A Night With the Fights" where
everyone was fighting.

Announcer: ANARCHY!!

We see a clip of Jason Snow giving Mr. Ross and Dawg The Main Event
Power Bomb

Announcer: SOCIETY WITHOUT LAW

We see Peter Vance getting jumped by The Adams Boyz

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!

We see Mike Acid nailing Allan Hughes with a Canadian Destroyer off
of the top of the UltraTron through the stacked burning tables.

Announcer: POLITICAL AND SOCIAL DISORDER

We see Mr. Ross pissed off at the first ever televised appearance of
Diamond

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!!

We see Nemesis nailing Dr. Spine Jerk with "The Tragedy"

Announcer: A LOSS OF FAITH

We see Star making Jerri tap out to the Star Treatment

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!!!

We see Jessica Lohan nailing the Lohan Drop from the top of the cage
on Joss Katz through the stacked burning tables.

Announcer: MASS CONFUSION

We see clips from The Wild Fight when The American Outlaws took on
The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross

Announcer: THIS IS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE, THIS IS ANARCHY!!!!!

"Bodies" hits and we see a sign that says

ANARCHY LIVE NEXT TUESDAY FROM THE HUSKY STADIUM IN SEATTLE,
WASHINGTON


Backstage we see J.T. with her bags packed and about to leave *fans
cheer*  Then we see J.T. stop dead in her tracks.

J.T.: HOLY SHIT

The camera switches around to show...

STAR

And the fans LOSE IT

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Star: Hey Cookie.
J.T.: Hey Star
Star: You put on one HELL of a show out there, you are one TOUGH
young lady.  Keep up the good work, Cookie.
J.T.: Thanks, that means a LOT coming from you.
Star: Don't mention it, well I gotta go.  See you later J.T.

Star exits and J.T. has a big ASSED grin on her face.

The VCW Arena suddenly goes completely black. The only light that
can be seen is the random flashing of cameras and the glow of camera
phones.

A dim light blue color fades in on the ring and then snow begins to
fall down high up from the rafters. The snow gets thicker and
thicker as it falls all around and the young and older fans now
erupt as a familiar theme plays extremely loud throughout the arena.

Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.

The young and older fans all turn and look as a man in a giant
FROSTY costume walks out on the entrance ramp with a sled in his
grasp. He puts the sled on the top of the ramp and then slides down
the snow-covered aisle and crashes into the ring!

Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Look at Frosty Go
Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Over the hills of snow

Frosty now poses in the ring and shouts his catchphrase: "I LOVE YOU
ALL!" He then dances in the ring and begins  to rap "Ice Ice Baby"
for a moment before his theme dies down, the lights fade back up and
the snow stops falling from the rafters.

Frosty now grabs the microphone from the ring announcer, who is
looking quite amused at the man dressed in the giant snowman costume.
Frosty: Well lookie here, I'm at Full Throttle! Santa told me that
all of the bad boys and girls of VCW were here doing evil, bad,
wicked things. Santa also told me that Donk still hasn't changed his
bad ways, so I have to dispatch him once and for all. He is going to
wish that he had listened to my pleads the other day, because now
he's going down...TO THE SOUTH POLE!
The fans all laugh, but Frosty keeps that same look on his stuffed,
costumed head. He then speaks again after a few moments.
Frosty : Guess what, Donk? You've been so bad and so wicked, that
Santa doesn't even think you're worthy for a piece of coal. He said
that you're so tight-assed that you'd put it up your butt and make a
diamond. But anyways, Santa did tell me that you do deserve something
for your evil deeds.
Frosty : A HOLLY, JOLLY, ASS KICKING!
The kids and parents erupt as the teenage fans continue to be
unimpressed by this obvious joke of a wrestler.
Frosty : So Donk, I'm giving you one final chance, be a man...a REAL
man and come out here. Because if you don't, I'll have to come back
there to find you myself!
Frosty stands there in the ring awaiting the entrance of Donk and
then out of the crowd we see Donk enter the ring and he and Frosty
start fighting.  Donk clotheslines Frosty over the top rope, Frosty
lands on his feet and Donk and Frosty start fighting all the way
backstage.  Frosty lands a couple of right hands on Donk which
stagger the big man, but then all of a sudden the ceiling falls right
where Donk is a and cinderblock falls on his head.  The crowd gets a
good laugh out of it.  Donk is out, Frosty looks around, and then
Frosty covers him, and out of nowhere Donna Berwick, makes the count
ONE... TWO... THREE
Janet: *also out of nowhere* HERE'S YOUR WINNER AND NEW VCW IRON MAN
CHAMP, FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTY

Frosty takes the belt and he just runs with it all happy and jovial,
as the fans get a GREAT laugh out of that.
Then all of a sudden the lights go out

Katya: OKAY WE'RE ON.  HERE WE GO BACK TO FULL THROTTLE WITH THE VCW
TAG TEAM TITLES ON THE LINE.

"Sour times Live" by Portishead hits, and the lights come back on as
we see Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross in the front row.

Jay: How come they always get the best seats in the house?
Katya: You know, that IS a good question.
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL WITH NO TIME
LIMIT, AND IT'S FOR THE VCW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS. 
INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGERS, ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY
MISTRESS THIS IS SINISTER AND
ALBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Jay: Not to be confused with the Albatross that performed earlier,
WHO TOTALLY ROCKED.

Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross all hop over the guard railing and
enter the ring.

Katya: Looks like Sinister and Albatross is ready.

Then we hear...

[Intro: Atlanta Braves tomahawk chop]

[Nelly] (P. Diddy)
We do it for fun
We just do it for fun
Dirty E.A.T
We do it for fun
Bad Boy (Nelly, Diddy, Murphy Lee)
We do it for fun (This is history baby)
Bend them trucks
We do it for fun (haha)
Stack them bucks
We do it for fun (Come on now)
And the band played on (yea)
Just like (I believe you cool to this)
We do it for fun
If you see me ma
We do it for fun

[P. Diddy]
Bad Boys 2, the soundtrack
Let's Go

[Verse 1: Nelly] + (P. Diddy)
Hey girl
What your name is?
Where you from?
Turn around who you came with?
Is that your ass or your momma have reindeer?
I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here
I'm still a sucker for cornrolls, you know I never changed that (nah
uh)
Your body is banging mamma, but where your brains at? (Come on)
I'm still the same cat when I was young I was running with bad boys
But now I'm older hope they saw I'm running with bad boys (that's
right)
Here come another man
Unlike no other man
Candy coated whoa!
Switching in every lane
Ya'll help me
Why don't cha
Please help me
A thug is we then it's only two G
I like the cocky bow legged ones
Like white and Dominicans
Hispanics and Asians
Shake it for Nelly son
Manolos Ma-no-no's I can't tell
Everybody and their hootchies
When you do it do it well

{*Braves tomahawk chop done in background of Chorus*}

[Chorus]
[Nelly] Let me see you take it off
[P. D.] Girl go and take it off
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather

As Danny and Chad with those VCW World tag titles the fans FUCKING
LOSE IT.

Charles: AND INTRODUCING NEXT, FROM BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, THEY ARE THE
VCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD, DANNY
HARRIS, CHAD RICHARDSON, ONE THIRD OF THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS, THE...
GREATEST... TAG TEAM... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF ALL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME.

Danny and Chad enter the ring and they immediately get up in the face
of Sinister and Albatross.

Katya: WHOA, this thing might break down right here, right now.

Edgar Hyde the ref signals for the bell to start the match. 

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Danny and Chad start wailing on Sinister and Albatross.  Rights by
Chad landing on Albatross, rights by Danny landing on Sinister. 
Danny and Chad send Sinister and Albatross reeling to the ropes then
Danny and Chad both back up and nail both Sinister and Albatross with
clotheslines that send them over the top rope.  Danny and Chad follow
them over the top and a fight breaks out on the floor.

Katya: AND THE FIGHT HAS SPILLED TO THE FLOOR ALREADY.
Jay: Did you expect something different?

Danny looks underneath of the ring, Mistress tosses something to
Sinister.

Jay: What the hell is that?
Katya: It looks like a table leg.

Danny pulls out a Singapore Cane from underneath of the ring.  As
soon as Danny comes up CRACK, he is nailed with the table leg.  Danny
sucks it up and SMACK, he nails Sinister with a shot from the
Singapore Cane

Katya: WOW, DID YOU SEE THAT?  BOTH OF THEM MAN-ING UP TO THOSE HITS.
Jay: Yeah, I could do that
Katya: Who are you trying to prove it to, Me or yourself?

Sinister soaks it up and WHACK, he breaks the table leg over the head
of Danny.

Katya: OMG, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Jay: HE IS OUT FOR SURE!

Danny stumbles a bit, then he comes back and SMASH, he breaks the
Singapore cane over the face of Sinister.  Sinister and Danny both
fall back.  Danny falls back onto the guard railing, Sinister falls
back onto the guard railing. Meanwhile Chad is hitting Albatross with
every thing that isn't nailed down.  We see him nail him with
numerous chairs as these RABID VCW fans soak it all in. Mistress
tosses a stop sign to Albatross, and the moment he catches it he
swings it at Chad and he connects.

Jay: FUCK A TAG MATCH, THIS IS A PIER 6 BRAWL.
Katya: Ugh, that term "Pier 6" is SOOOOO overused.
Jay: O...kay, I'll try to come up with something better next time.

Chad grabs another chair and he swings it one more time at Albatross
who ducks and rolls into the ring.  Danny rolls into the ring also. 
Albatross swings at Danny, Danny ducks and nails him with a Half-
Nelson suplex.  Albatross gets up and he nails Danny with a Belly-to-
Belly suplex.  Danny gets up and he charges over to Albatross and he
nails him with an Head and Arm suplex. Albatross gets up and he tries
to nail Danny with another Belly-to-Belly, Danny blocks it, then he
spins around and WHAM, he gets dropped in a German suplex, Albatross
holds on and tries to do it again, but Danny blocks it and Danny goes
around and he nails Albatross with a German Suplex, Danny holds on
and he drops him again, Danny holds on and he tries to drop him a
third time, but Albatross blocks it and he spins around and he grabs
Danny in the vertical suplex position and WHAM, he drops him once,
Albatross holds on and he drops Danny again, he holds on and tries to
drop Danny for a third time but Danny blocks it and rolls Albatross
up for the inside cradle.

Jay: WOW DID YOU SEE THAT?
Katya: THEY JUST PUT ON A FUCKING SUPLEX CLINIC.

Hyde counts...

ONE
TWO

NO, Albatross rolls out.

The Crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Albatross and Danny get up and we see EVERY SINGLE FAN ON THEIR FEET
APPLAUDING BOTH SUPERSTARS!!!

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Jay: LOOK AT THIS!
Katya: BOTH OF THOSE GUYS HAVE BRIGHT FUTURES IN VCW, I CAN TELL YOU
THAT!

Albatross charges at Danny and WHAM, he gets nailed with a T-Bone
suplex.  Meanwhile on the outside Sinister has just nailed Chad with
a swinging Diamond Cutter.  Sinister picks Chad up and he tosses him
into the ring.  Danny clotheslines Albatross over the top rope. 
Danny falls over with him.  Albatross holds onto the apron and as
soon as Danny gets back up Albatross attempts an Asai moonsault,
Danny catches him and slams him onto the guard railing chest first.

Jay: JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Katya: A chest first slam onto the guard railing by Danny.
Jay: DAMN THAT HAD TO HURT.
Katya: What was your first indication?
Jay: When I first heard his noise his chest made when it SMACKED the
guard railing.

Danny looks underneath of the ring and he pulls out a table, and the
FANS FUCKING LOSE THEMSELVES.

Katya: UH-OH, HERE WE GO.

Danny slides the table into the ring.  Chad has Sinister in power
slam position draped across his shoulder.  Then Chad quickly lifts
Sinister up and twists him and WHAM he drops him in...

THE
POWER
DRIVER

Jay: WHAT THE HEL... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Katya: IN THE WORDS OF ADAM, DAMNED IF I KNOW.  THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE EVER SEEN THAT MOVE IN MY LIFE.

Chad makes the cover, Hyde makes the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Sinister kicks out.

Jay: OH, AND HE KICKS OUT!!!

Albatross nails Danny with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  Albatross
enters the rings and he sets up the table. 

Jay: What are they about to do here?

Mistress enters the ring and she nails Chad in the head with a stop
sign.

Katya: WHAT THE HELL, GET HER OUT OF THERE.

Albatross sits on the top rope.  Sinister sets Danny up on Albatross'
shoulders.  Albatross jumps off of the top rope and WHAM.

Katya: OH MY GOD, A SUPER BOMB, THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!
Jay: WE HAVE NEW WORLD TAG CHAMPS.

Albatross makes the cover, Hyde with the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Danny kicks out.

Chad rolls out of the ring, and he slides another table into the
ring.  Chad then looks under the ring and he pulls out a barbed wire
ball bat.

Katya: LOOK AT CHAD, HE'S READY TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!

Chad rolls into the ring and he smashes Sinister in the back of the
head.  Sinister goes down immediately.  Chad power slams Albatross. 
Danny sets a table, Chad sends Albatross into the ropes, Danny goes
to the outside on the apron.  Chad sends Albatross airborne, Danny
leaps onto the apron and WHAM, THEY CONNECT WITH...

DIRTY
VEGAS

Right THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!

Katya: OH MY GOD, D.V. RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE.
Jay: IT'S OVER, DANNY AND CHAD ARE GONNA RETAIN.

Danny goes for the cover, but Mistress jumps up on the apron, and
Hyde walks over to prevent her from getting into the ring.

Katya: THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER BY NOW, GET HER DOWN FROM THERE.

Then we see running from the back...

POPPY
QUAYLE

Katya: OH MY GOD IT'S POPPY QUAYLE!!!
Jay: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE?
Katya: COMING TO HELP OUT HER MAN I'M SURE.

Poppy comes running down to the ring and she pulls Mistress down off
of the apron, and the two women start fighting.

Jay: AND LOOK AT THEM GO AT IT!!!
Katya: AND THIS IS NO CAT FIGHT BELIEVE ME!!!

Chad sees this and he goes outside of the ring to break it up.  Danny
gets up and goes to see what the problem is.  He turns around and
WHACK, he is nailed with a Switchblade from Albatross which spins him
around into a...

FINAL
SIN

From Sinister, Chad is outside trying to break the fight up. 
Sinister makes the cover.

Katya: OH NO, CHAD GET BACK INTO THE RING.  WHY THE HELL DID POPPY
COME OUT HERE?

Hyde makes the count

ONE
TWO
THREE

"Sour Times Live" hits, and Chad turns around to see what happened. 
Mistress stops fighting and runs into the ring to celebrate with
Albatross and Sinister.

Katya: OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
Jay: THAT STUPID BITCH, PARDON THE EXPRESSION, BUT THAT STUPID BITCH
COST DANNY AND CHAD THOSE BELTS.

Chad looks EXTREMELY pissed. 

Jay: The look on his face explains it all.
Katya: You got that right.
Charles: YOUR WINNERS AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS,
ALBATROSS AND
SINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!

The fans boo as Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross run out into the
audience with the tag titles.  Chad gets into the ring and he gets
Danny up and Danny looks PISSED.  Poppy tries to console Chad, Chad
is having none of it.  We hear Poppy yell out to Chad that She's
sorry.  Chad shakes his head and he and Danny leave the ring as the
fans are actually BOOING Poppy.

Jay: DO YOU HEAR THIS SHIT... THEY ARE BOOING HER STUPID ASS!!!
Katya: AND RIGHTFULLY SO!!!

Poppy is standing in the middle of the ring looking like she's about
to cry, she is screaming for Chad to come back as he and Danny are
exiting down the aisle.  The fans all chant something at Poppy that
they chanted at Jenny Ross at Hell's Highway.

"YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP..."

Jay: Yes hell, she did.

Poppy looks lost as Danny and Chad exit.

Backstage we see a door, a door to a locker room and on that door we
see the name that says

GENOCIDE

Fans cheer upon seeing that. Out of that locker room we see Stephan
D'Loncrae *CHEERS*, The Death Bringers Darren and Josh *CHEERS*, then
we see "The Raven" Matt Rawle *HUGE CHEERS*. 

Matt: You guys ready?
Stephan: Aren't we always?
Matt: One last time
Josh: One last time.
Matt: Let's do it.

Then we hear someone clear their throats and the cameras turn around
to show…

THE
MAIN
EVENT
JASON
SNOW

HUGE CHEERS for this guy.

Matt: Hey Jase, what's up?
Jason: Go out there, and BEAT ON SOME BITCH ASS

Matt smiles

Matt: I gotcha, oh I most definitely… gotcha.
Jason: *smiles* Cool ass, holla at cha later.

Jason walks off as we see Genocide walk to the ring.  "Gravity" hits

Katya: GENOCIDE VS. THE DFC AND DAWG, BLITZ CREEK, AND IT'S COMING UP
NEXT!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!

Adam: AND WE ARE BACK FOLKS!
Bradley: YEAH, WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO, I saw things in the VCW Women's
locker room that would make you confess Adam.
Charles: The following contest is scheduled to be a Blitz Creek Match
for our special Genocide Appreciation night.
The lights go off in the arena and the fans boo profusely when they
hear "Getting Away with Murder" by Papa Roach and they boo even more
as the white pyros go off everywhere.
Charles: Introducing the first three participants in the Blitz Creek
Match, hailing from New York City with a combined weight of 874 lbs,
they are Jerrone...JM Baddwin, and M...C...Defffstarrr!!! The
Deff...Star...Fiiiiighhhttt Crrreeewwww!!!
Then we hear "Name of the Game" by Crystal Method and the fans are
booing BEYOND APESHIT as the OWA's co-owner, Dawg, makes his way to
the entrance ramp. He walks in with a cocky flare that he is known to
have.
Charles: And next, hailing from Salem, Illinois and weighing in at
185 lbs, OWA's co-owner, Daaawwwgggg!!!
Then the mixed reaction in the arena changes to cheers as "Bring Back
the Sun" by Our Lady Peace and the fans are on their feet and the
cheers for this guy is ABSOLUTELY NUTZ!!! Darren Williams makes his
way into the arena.
Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
and weighing in at 300 lbs, Genocide's very own, Daaarrreeennn
Wiiillliaaammmsss!!!
Lots of fans have up now signs saying "Genocide 4 life!" as the
cameras pan throughout the arena. Next we hear "Middle of Nowhere" by
The Blank Theory and the fans are going ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC as Josh
Brandon makes his way down the entrance ramp.
Charles: Introducing next also hailing from Halifax, Nova Scotia,
Canada and weighing in at 210 lbs, Genocide Member, Jooossshhh
Braaannndddooonnn!!!
Next we hear "Control" by AlexisonFire and the fans are standing up
and screaming BEYOND MONKEY NUTZ showing their appreciation for
Genocide as Stephan D'Loncrae walks down the entrance ramp and the
fans are a raucous right now!
Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Moncton, New Brunswick,
Canada and weighing in at 285 lbs, from Genocide, STEEEPHAAANNN
D'LOOONNNCCCRRRAAAEEE!!!
Next we hear a very familiar song, "Vermillion" by Slipknot and the
fans are going ABSOLUTELY BEYOND APESHIT as "The Raven" Matt Rawle
makes his way onto the entrance ramp. The fans are on their feet
chanting "RAVEN, RAVEN, RAVEN, RAVEN!" as a few of the female fans
cheer, "WE WILL MISS YOU, RAVEN!"
Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada,
weighing in at 220 lbs, Genocide's Leader, the ONE, the
ONLY, "RAAAAAVVVEEENNN" MAAATTTTTT RAAAWWWLLLEEE!!!
Each participant heads to their prospective corner and decide amongst
themselves who they want to start this match. After much
deliberation, it is decided that Josh Brandon and Jerrone are going
to start up this match. Edgar Hyde calls for the bell and the match
begins.
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> VCW's Full Throttle <
> Deff Star Fight Crew <
> Dawg <
> vs. <
> The Deathbringers <
> Stephan D'Loncrae <
> "The Raven" Matt Rawle <
After hearing the bell, Josh and Jerrone get into a collar and elbow
tie up, Josh with an arm wringer and into an arm bar. Josh reverses
into a hammerlock. After holding this for about 30 seconds, Josh
throws Jerrone into the ropes, Josh leap frogs Jerrone and then on
the return he dropkicks Jerrone and Josh goes for the cover...
ONE
TWO
Jerrone get a shoulder up.
The Crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Adam: So early in the match and we almost had a man out of the match.
Bradley: Surprising, but true!
Josh immediately getting back to work on Jerrone by dragging him to
the corner and putting his boot to Jerrone's neck and holding it
there. Edgar Hyde gives Josh a warning to stop this hold and at first
it looks like he ignored it and now Edgar begins to count...
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
Josh breaks the hold. He picks up Jerrone from the mat so that he is
back onto his feet. Josh tries to putting Jerrone into a Back Body
Drop, Jerrone counters by staying put and then getting a snap suplex
on Josh. Jerrone then sets up Josh for the STF and Jerrone locks it
in and now the audience can hear Josh screaming in agony. After just
a little bit of time, Jerrone lets go of the hold. Jerrone stand up
and gets in a position for the fist drop and WHAM! Jerrone gets on
the mat and pulls his leg back for the cover...
ONE
TWO
THREE
Adam: Josh Brandon has been eliminated!!!!
Bradley: DFC 4, Genocide 3
Darren Williams gets in the ring and after seeing that, Jerrone tags
in Baddwin, allowing him to do some damage. Right away Darren starts
whaling on Baddwin. He scoops up the near 500 pounder and gets a huge
scoop slam on him. Darren goes for the cover...
ONE
TWO
Baddwin kicks out!
Crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Darren picks up Baddwin so that he is on his feet. Darren then tries
to get an enziguri on Baddwin, Baddwin gets a hold of his leg and
while the referee isn't looking, uses his fist to execute a low blow
to Darren. Darren is on the mat and he is writhing about in pain,
holding his groin. Baddwin seeing this gets on top of Darren and
tries to lock in the crippler crossface, but somehow, Darren was able
to wiggle his way out of it. Darren gets up first and is able to get
the upper hand by lifting up Baddwin and dropping his back on
Darren's knee for a back breaker.
Adam: Ohhhh! That had to hurt.
Bradley: Especially for a man Baddwin's size. He weighs close to 500
pounds.
Somehow, Baddwin and Darren both get up at the same time. Press Slam
on Darren and he is now looking winded on the mat. Baddwin goes to
the outside of the ring and looks under the ring and pulls out a
table. He pushes it into the ring and then slides into the ring
himself. He sets up the table and then goes over to Darren and picks
him up setting him up for an F-5. Baddwin gets off the F-5 and slams
Darren into the table really hard breaking the table in pieces.
Adam: OH MY GOD, HOW CAN ANYONE SURVIVE THAT?
Bradley: CARNAGE! TOTAL CARNAGE!
Baddwin goes over to Darren and lifts his leg up going for the
cover...
ONE
TWO
THREE
Adam: Darren Williams has been eliminated!
Bradley: DFC 4, Genocide 2...a big deficit to overcome for Genocide!
Stephan D'Loncrae gets into the ring and Baddwin decides that he will
stay in the ring as well. Collar and elbow tie up, into a neckbreaker
on Baddwin held for 30 seconds and then into a keylock and then into
an armbreaker. Stephan throws Baddwin into the ropes, leapfrogs
Baddwin on the return and then gives Baddwin a clothesline from hell
and knocking the big man onto the mat.
Adam: My God! Stephan has stepped up his game and is taking it to the
big guy!
Bradley: Yes, he is. I am surprised such a little man could do that
to Baddwin.
Adam: You give people too little of credit, Bradley!
When both men get back up, Baddwin immediately tries to get a
Fujiwara armbar on Stephan, Stephan reverses into a reverse
armbreaker and then locks in the dragon sleeper on Baddwin. Edgar
watches Baddwin and when it looks like he is starting to fade out, he
lifts up Baddwin's arm and then lets go of it as it falls to the side
of Baddwin's body...
ONE
Edgar lifts up Baddwin's arm again and then lets go of it and
immediately it falls to the side of Baddwin's body again...
TWO
Edgar lifts up Baddwin's arm one more time, but this time when Edgar
let's go of his arm and Baddwin begins to fight to keep his arm up
and shaking his fist. Baddwin takes everything that he has and gives
Stephan three nice shots with his elbow into Stephan's side and
Stephan breaks the hold. Baddwin throws Stephan into the ropes,
Stephan passes Baddwin and on the return, Baddwin grabs a hold of
Stephan's waist and tries to get a T-Bone Suplex on Stephan but
Stephan gets out of it and instead gives a German Suplex to Baddwin.
Surprisingly, Stephan doesn't let go of the hold and is able to get
off 2 more German Suplexes on Baddwin and the crowd is on their feet.
Stephan goes for the cover...
ONE
TWO
THREE
Adam: JM Baddwin has been eliminated!
Bradley: I know, I can't believe it! That makes it DFC 3, Genocide
2...Genocide is closing in!
Jerrone gets back into the ring to try to take out Stephan. As soon
as Jerrone gets into the ring, he hits Stephan with a Dropkick and
drops Stephan into the mat. Jerrone gets back up immediately and runs
up to the ropes pulling off a Springboard legdrop onto Stephan.
Stephan tries reaching over to his partner, "The Raven" but Jerrone
and Dawg makes sure that doesn't happen as Jerrone pulls Stephan back
to the center of the ring and Dawg hits Matt Rawle in the back of the
leg with a sledgehammer that he happened to get a hold of.
Adam: How the hell did that sneaky snake get a hold of that
sledgehammer?
Bradley: He's not sneaky, he is smart!
Adam: Someone needs to make that fritter pay!
Jerrone gets up to the top turnbuckle and tries to get his balance
and getting ready to pull off a HUGE Shooting Star Press but Stephan
gets up earlier than Jerrone expected and kicks at the top rope
making Jerrone land with the rope in between his legs.
Adam: Ouch!
Bradley: Good God, I know that had to hurt his children.
Stephan climbs up to the top rope and helps Jerrone up as well.
Stephan grabs the top of Jerrone's tights and throws Jerrone over his
head into a Suicide Slam and quickly gets over and lifts up Jerrone's
left leg for the cover...
ONE
TWO...Dawg finally sees what Stephan is doing and stops attacking
Matt to help stop the count but he is too late!
THREE
Adam: Jerrone has been eliminated!
Bradley: Now we are tied up 2 a piece with the DFC and Genocide!
Stephan taps Matt Rawle's hand to take his place and with that MC
Deffstar takes Jerrone's place. MC Deffstar goes right up to Stephan
and locks in a Fujiwara armbar, Matt reverses it into an armdrag and
then into a spinning heel kick. Matt climbs up to the top rope and
gets a plancha on MC Deffstar. When MC Deffstar gets up, he is met
by "The Raven's" dropkick. Matt taps Stephan back into the ring and
when he gets inside, MC Deffstar is already back up on his feet and
gets a facebreaker on Stephan.
Adam: Ouch! That facebreaker has to hurt!
Bradley: "The Raven" pissed off MC Deffstar and now Stephan is paying
the price.
When Stephan gets back to his feet, he is met by a HUGE Deffstar
Driver and MC Deffstar immediately gets a hold of Stephan's shoulder
and left leg for the cover...
ONE
TWO
THREE
Adam: OH MY GOD! THE RAVEN IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN THE RING! IT IS
GENOCIDE APPRECIATION NIGHT, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR MATT "THE
RAVEN" RAWLE.
Bradley: I have to agree, Adam. It doesn't look good for "The Raven".
"The Raven" gets into the ring and the crowd is going BEYOND APESHIT
for the Genocide Leader.
Crowd: RAVEN! RAVEN! RAVEN! RAVEN!
The Raven faces first the man in the ring waiting for him, MC
Deffstar. As soon as Matt gets into the ring he is met by a HUGE slap
in the face of "The Raven" and the crowd starts booing him profusely.
MC Deffstar picks up "The Raven" and gets a DDT on him. When "The
Raven" gets up MC Deffstar tries to get him into a Fisherman DDT
but "The Raven" counters this move with a DDT of his own.
Adam: "The Raven" is fighting back!
Bradley: It sure seems that the crowd's chants are helping the
Genocide leader out on this match!
While MC Deffstar is still on the mat, "The Raven" climbs up to the
top rope setting up for a plancha, but Dawg runs over and pushes him
face first into the mat and the crowd boos LOUDER THAN APESHIT to the
OWA Co-Owner.  Raven and Deffstar both laid out on the mat.  Dawg
runs to the outside and he grabs a 2x4 and he enters the ring with it.
Adam: NOW what the hell is planning on doing?
Bradley: DAMNED IF I KNOW
Adam: HUH?
Bradley: WHAT?

Dawg sneaks up on Matt, who is groggy as HELL trying to get up. 
Deffstar who is as groggy as Matt gets up behind Matt.  Deffstar
looks like he wants to lock in a sleeperhold on Matt.  And just as
Dawg swings that 2x4 Matt ducks and Dawg BREAKS it over the face of
Deffstar.  Matt kicks Dawg in the stomach and WHAM, he nails him with
the...

BROKEN
WINGS

Matt turns around and covers Deffstar who is bleeding profusely,
Ackerley makes the count...

ONE
TWO
THREE...

Charles: M.C. DEFFSTAR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAAHAHA, CLUMSY DAWG

Matt sees Dawg still out from Broken Wings and he immediately runs
over for the cover...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Dawg gets the shoulder up.

Adam: HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Bradley: YEAH, HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU CAN SAY KICKED OUT OF THAT MOVE.
Adam: Not many.

Matt picks Dawg up, and he attempts a German Suplex, Dawg blocks it
and he reverses it into a Cobra Clutch and Slam...

THE
DAWG
HOUSE

Adam: HE JUST NAILED THE DAWGHOUSE, THIS COULD BE IT!!!


Right now the fans are booing as Dawg makes the cover and Ackerley
makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Matt kicks out

Adam: HE KICKED OUT, HELL YEAH!!

Dawg can't believe it, he picks Matt up again and he tries to Dawg
House him again but Matt blocks and reverses into a German release
suplex.  Matt scrambles over to Dawg for the cover...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Dawg kicks out.

Adam: AND NOW JEREMY KICKS OUT!!!

Matt picks Dawg up and he starts pounding away a little on him.  But
Dawg with a low blow sends Matt to the mat.

Adam: WHAT AN ASS
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Dawg taunts Matt and the Canadian crowd as he does the Chris Benoit
throat slice *Fans BOO*. 

Adam: He should not have done that.

Dawg picks Matt up and drops him in the Dawghouse on more time

Adam: ANOTHER DAWGHOUSE, NO WAY MATT CAN SURVIVE THIS!

Dawg makes the cover, Ackerley with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Matt EMPHATICALLY kicks out

Adam: THIS IS MONTHS AND MONTHS OF FRUSTATION SETTING IN HERE.

"LET'S GO RAVEN, LET'S GO (CLAP CLAP), LET'S GO RAVEN, LET'S GO (CLAP
CLAP)"

Adam: AND LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD!!!!
Bradley: They're Canadians who cares what they think?
Adam: Oh brother

Dawg waits for Matt to get up as he can't believe that Matt had
kicked out of TWO DAWGHOUSES.  Dawg bounces off of the ropes in an
attempted "Clothesline from HELL", Matt ducks and nails Dawg with...

THE
EARTH
QUAKE

Adam: HE JUST NAILED THE EARTHQUAKE, A PAGE OUT OF HIS FIANCEE'S BOOK.

Then we see Terra at the top of the ramp with a concerned look on her
face.  Matt and Dawg both stumble to their feet.  Matt kicks Dawg in
the stomach and he sets him up and WHAM, Dawg gets nailed with...

BROKEN
WINGS

Matt waists no time covering Dawg.

ONE
TWO
THREE

EVERY FAN JUMPS TO THEIR FEET

Charles: HERE'S YOUR WINNER AND SOLE SURVIVOR, "THE RAVEN" MATT
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLE
Adam: HE DID IT, HE DID IT, IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER, MONTHS AND MONTHS
OF FRUSTRATION TAKEN OUT IN 3 SECONDS MATT RAWLE HAS FULFILLED ALL OF
HIS OBLIGATIONS TO THE WRESTLING WORLD.  IT'S OVER!!!!

Terra comes running down to the ring, as every fan is chanting
for "Genocide."  She hugs and kisses Matt, then we see Cassie
Williams, Kara Kent, The Death Bringers, and Stephan all come back to
the ring.  They take one final bow together before these great
Canadian fans

Adam: TAKE YOUR BOWS, YOU DESERVE THEM.

Then we see out at the top of the ramp, The WHOLE American Outlaws
fans CHEER as Jason who is at the forefront salutes Genocide with a
can of Jasonade.

Adam: THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF RESPECT, FOLKS WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK
TIME OUT, BUT WHEN WE COME BACK THE MAIN EVENT IS ON.

$$Commercial Break$$


Announcer: A PLANET IN TOTAL DISARRAY

We see Sinister nailing Curt Benjamin with Final Sin

Announcer: ANARCHY!

We see Fredrick Ainsworth putting JFF through the ring with Sleeping
with The Jesus Fish

Announcer: SOCIETY WITHOUT GOVERNMENT

We see clips of the Anarchy episode "A Night With the Fights" where
everyone was fighting.

Announcer: ANARCHY!!

We see a clip of Jason Snow giving Mr. Ross and Dawg The Main Event
Power Bomb

Announcer: SOCIETY WITHOUT LAW

We see Peter Vance getting jumped by The Adams Boyz

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!

We see Mike Acid nailing Allan Hughes with a Canadian Destroyer off
of the top of the UltraTron through the stacked burning tables.

Announcer: POLITICAL AND SOCIAL DISORDER

We see Mr. Ross pissed off at the first ever televised appearance of
Diamond

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!!

We see Nemesis nailing Dr. Spine Jerk with "The Tragedy"

Announcer: A LOSS OF FAITH

We see Star making Jerri tap out to the Star Treatment

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!!!

We see Jessica Lohan nailing the Lohan Drop from the top of the cage
on Joss Katz through the stacked burning tables.

Announcer: MASS CONFUSION

We see clips from The Wild Fight when The American Outlaws took on
The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross

Announcer: THIS IS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE, THIS IS ANARCHY!!!!!

"Bodies" hits and we see a sign that says

ANARCHY LIVE NEXT TUESDAY FROM THE HUSKY STADIUM IN SEATTLE,
WASHINGTON


Adam: AND WE ARE BACK FOLKS AND THIS IS YOUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE
EVENING AND IT IS SET TO BE A BAAAAAARN BURNER.

"Down with the sickness" hits and we see The A-Team make their way
out to the ramp with that casket.

Charles: WELCOME TO YOUR MAIN EVENT FOR THIS SPECIAL "FULL THROTTLE"
SUPERSHOW CARD.  INTRODUCING FIRST ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY SANDY
ANDERSON, THIS IS ASH AND GEOFF ADAMS, JERRI AND THE VCW HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOORLDE FREDRICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSWORTH,  THE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-TEAM

The A-Team make their way into the ring amongst the BIGGEST round of
boos heard tonight.  Then suddenly, we hear none other than "Frantic"
by Metallica and out to the ramp way we see none other than JFF and
Joss and the fans CHEER for them.

Bradley: Listen to these morons cheer for them
Adam: People have the right to cheer of  who they want to.
Bradley: Not when they're Canadian.
Charles: AND NOW REPRESENTING ONE HALF OF THE CLIQUE, SHE IS JOSS
KATZ AND HE IS J... F... F...

JFF and Joss dive right into the ring and they let it happen on The A-
Team, the fight breaks out before the can sound the bell.

<<VCW>> THE MAIN EVENT GRUDGE MATCH
<<Full>> The Clique (Jason Snow, Star, JFF, and Joss)
<<Throttle>> vs. The A-Team (Fredrick Ainsworth, Jerri Ainsworth, Ash
and Geoff Adams)

The bell hasn't rung yet and we see The A-Team demolishing JFF and
Joss.  Fredrick, Ash and Geoff are working JFF over in the corner and
Sandy and Jerri are working over Joss in the other corner.

Adam: MY GOD, WE MAY BE WITNESSING THE END OF JFF AS WE KNOW IT.
Bradley: THE MATCH HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET.

We see Ainsworth directing traffic telling the Adams to go outside
and get some chairs.  Ash and Geoff go to the outside and they pick
up two chairs and they bring them into the ring.  Fredrick has JFF
set up and Jerri and Sandy have Joss set up and it looks like we are
about to witness a double con-chair-to.

Adam: OH GOD NO, GOD NO.

Right before Ash, Geoff, Sandy and Jerri could swing the lights go
out.

Adam: WHA... WHAT'S THIS?

Then we hear the quickened sound of THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP

[Busta Rhymes]
Just make sure them, them drums is smackin

(Power chord) THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP...

Busta Rhymes: THIS... MEANS… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

The "Iron Man" chord kicks in, AND THE FANS FUCKING LOSE IT!!!

Busta: I work hard to take care of every one of my niggaz
Feel the love and appreciation from all of my niggaz
When I think meditate and contemplate for my soul
watch the truth manifest once the story unfold
Disloyal motherfuckers I'ma BANISH you all
and celebrate all in your absence once I get rid of y'all
Sometimes I can't describe the wicked shit I feel in my heart
Break my silence and sporadically tear you apart
Strike with a serious vengeance and before you die
Put you through the worst and make you take a look in my eye!
So you could witness the extreme damage caused by betrayal
Make you sorry for the fact that you attempted and failed!
Make you eternally suffer, you was one of my mens
Turn your back on me, and I'ma make sure you get it back times ten
Stay TRUE -- now that's the one thing I religiously pledge
If you ain't wit me I'ma throw you WAY over the edge
THIS MEANS WAR!!

[Ozzy Osbourne]
Take a look inside
You can run and you can hide
If you cross my path
I'll make sure you feel my wrath
Give and you receive
Cherish every breath you breathe
Scriptures on the wall
Those who betray all must fall

[Busta Rhymes]
As I cherish every blessing and I greet you with hugs
You my peoples when I see you I embrace you with love
Yeah I be the one to come and get you out of the hole
Yeah you be the one to run and leave me out in the cold
So amazing how many times you plot and you scheme
But what you don't realize, you'll never conquer my dream
Though devilish karma can't penetrate the steel in my armor
Time passed, my oppression got you living with drama!
Paranoid of my retaliation, living in fear
Disloyalty will have me kill my brother, sheddin a tear
Such a shame how you could easily get trapped in a zone
And have to go to war with FAKE niggaz standin alone
Until I get with all my loyal niggaz goin the length
Don't matter how hard you try you never weaken my strength!
Now I'm with all of my loyal niggaz, breakin the bread
And if you diss the code of honor we takin your head;
THIS MEANS WAR!!

[Ozzy Osbourne]
Take a look inside
You can run and you can hide
If you cross my path
I'll make sure you feel my wrath
Give and you receive
Cherish every breath you breathe
Scriptures on the wall
Those who betray all must fall

Nobody helps them
Now he has his revenge

We see Jason and Star come out to a the most RAUCOUS ovation of the
night. And they have some Trash cans full of weapons.

Adam: AND HERE COMES THE CALVERY!!!!
Bradley: RUN AINSWORTH RUUUUUUUUN!!!!

[Busta Rhymes]
Whatchu gon' do?  Whatchu gonna do?
Where you think you can run, or you can hide?
Where you think you can run, or you can hide?!!
Where you think you can run, or you can hide?!!!
Where you think you can run, or you can hide?!!!!

I'ma BE the best to show love let's co-operate
Disloyalty is somethin that we won't tolerate
Deal with these niggaz, let's put them where they properly go
On the Island far away in a place where NOBODY know
So long fightin the bullshit for so many years
Watchin the danger and niggaz double crossin they peers
Yes I always fight for what is right and put my foot down
Disrespect my love, I'ma be LAYIN YOU DOWN
THIS MEANS WAR!

Jason and Star rush into the ring tossing those trash cans into the
ring and the weapons spill out everywhere.

[Ozzy Osbourne]
Take a look inside
You can run and you can hide
If you cross my path
I'll make sure you feel my wrath
Give and you receive
Cherish every breath you breathe
Scriptures on the wall
Those who betray all must fall

Jason climbs into the ring and he immediately goes for Ainsworth. 
Jason takes a 2x4 that was in that trash can and he breaks it over
the face of Ainsworth.  Senior ref Clifford Burns calls for the
bell.  Star immediately SMASHES Sandy with a light tube to the back
of the head.  Sandy falls out of the ring and falls to the ground
with a sickening  THUD.

Adam: MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT SHOT?
Bradley: I'M PRETTY SURE HE HEARD IT ALL THE WAY UP THERE.

JFF grabs Ainsworth and they brawl to the floor.  JFF grabs Ainsworth
by the hair and WHAM, he slams him face first onto the casket.  He
then picks Ainsworth up and he takes him over to where the steel
steps are he gets Ainsworth in vertical suplex position.

Bradley: OH NO, JFF DON'T DO IT.

And then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, JFF drops him right on his back onto those
steel steps.  JFF then picks Ainsworth up and he puts him in Pedigree
position on those steps.

Bradley: NO, DON'T DO IT, ADAM GET DOWN THERE AND STOP HIM.
Adam: WHY SHOULD I, DO IT JESUS, DO IT!!!

But before JFF could drop Fredrick on to those steel steps he is
smashed in the back of the head by a light tube.  JFF falls to the
ground, and we see that it was Jerri who smashed the tube over the
head of JFF.  Jerri gets Fredrick up only to turn around and get
smashed in the face with a light tube herself.

Adam: MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THOSE SHOTS.

We see Joss holding the remainder of the light tube.  Jerri has
collapsed, Fredrick tries to stand up, but before he knows it, WHAM,
he is nailed in the face and the back of the head with two light
tubes.  The sound of that shot echoes off of the walls of the stadium.

Bradley: JESSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS, WHO DID... THAT?

The camera pulls back and we see Jason and Star, and the FANS ARE
GOING TOTALLY APESHIZZLE.

Adam: WELL LOOK WHO JUST DID SOME DIRTY WORK.

Ainsworth nails JFF with a Rock Bottom, then he leaps up and nails
him with a Lionsault.  Ainsworth makes the cover, Burns with the
count...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, a springboard Harlem Hangover from Jason breaks up the
count.

Adam: Great save from The Main Event.

Jason waits back for Ainsworth to get up.  The moment Ainsworth does
Jason nails him with a clothesline from Hell which sends Ainsworth to
the outside.  Jason hops over the top rope and he starts stomping
away on Ainsworth.  A fan tosses Jason a can of Jasonade and Jason
downs it.  Then Jason gets a microphone from Charles.

Jason: Dayum, I think I forgot to do this earlier but VANCOUVER, THE
MAIN EVENT IS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER...

The fans start up when Jason does this.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe he's doing this in the middle
of the match.
Jason: THE CLIQUE IS IN...
The Crowd: VANCOUVER!
Jason: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE AT?
The Crowd: VANCOUVER!!
Jason: ALL MY JASON-ITES ARE IN...
The Crowd: VANCOUVER!!!

Star walks past and she has Ash Adams in a head lock, DDT position.

Star: ALL MY STARLIGHTS ARE IN...
The Crowd: VANCOUVER!!!!

Star then nails Ash with

FINAL
SIN

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adam: There's only ONE Jason Snow and Star, I'll tell you that.

Jason kicks Ainsworth a few more times.

Jason: We must now take a break from this ass whooping I'm
administering to hear another special "MAIN EVENT" Tribute to the
chair man of the board ... Sinatra.  VANCOUVER, ARE...YOU...READY?

The Crowd's response is DEAFENING with cheers.  Jason starts singing.

Jason: I get no kick from champagne,
Mere alcohol,
Doesn't thrill me at all,
So tell me, why should it be true,
THAT I'M KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

Jason starts kicking the shit out of Ainsworth much to the fans
pleasure.  Everyone has a good laugh at this.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME HE DID THIS.
Jason: You must be on cocaine,
I'm sure that if,
You took one more sniff,
You'd still be boring as shit
EVEN THEN I'LL STILL BE...
The Crowd: KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
Jason: OH VANCOUVER LOVE... THAT... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

Jason starts kicking the shit out of Ainsworth again, and the fans
are REALLY into this.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Adam: We are seeing first hand why they call him "THE MAIN EVENT"
Bradley: There's no one else like him, and he's in VCW BABY!
Adam: Where the bullshit stops, the fun starts, and the action LIVES!

We see Star and Jason start to beat The Adams Boyz to the back, JFF
picks up Ainsworth and he tosses him over the crowd.  JFF and
Ainsworth start fighting in the crowd.  JFF takes a can of beer from
a fan, he smashes the can across Ainsworth's face then he guzzles
some of it, spits it into the air Triple-H style, then  he spits it
into the face of Ainsworth.

Bradley: AAHHHHHHH, FIRST THE JASONADE, NOW BEER!!!

JFF starts beating Ainsworth up the stands and these RABID VCW fans
can't get enough.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

JFF takes Ainsworth to the edge and tries to throw him over, but
Ainsworth holds on and the two of them go CRASHING through a table.

Bradley: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Meanwhile backstage we see Imani Coppola has come back out *HUGE
CHEERS* and she has a wheeled chair dumpster full of guitars and
Jason and Star start grabbing and smashing.  SMASH, one to Geoff. 
SMASH, one to Ash.  SMASH, one more to Geoff.  SMASH, another one to
Ash.  SMASH, another one to Geoff.

Adam: AND THEY HAVE JUST HEARD POSSIBLY THE WORST TUNE IN THEIR LIVES.

Jerri is trying to lock Joss in the Jerrilock in the ring, Joss is
holding onto the ropes and fighting it, then Joss just drops to the
canvas, KNEES first, as she drops Jerri right on her head.  Joss
picks Jerri up and takes her to the top rope, she leaps of and WHAM,
she nails a...

J
KATZ
BOMB

Burns goes for the count

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, The count was broken up Fredrick Ainsworth as he barely
leaped into the ring in enough time.

Ainsworth picks Lil' Jossie K up and WHAM, he nails her with...

FLIGHT
5
8
7

Joss looks out of it by now, Ainsworth makes the cover, Burns with
the count...

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, Count broken up by JFF

JFF and Fredrick start fighting again and JFF kicks Fredrick square
in his nuts.  JFF then starts dragging Fredrick to the top rope in
attempt to nail his finisher.

Bradley: OH NO, HE'S GONNA TRY TO KILL OUR CHAMP.  DAMMIT, I HATE
THAT JFF.

JFF has Ainsworth on the top in that cradle pildedriver position, but
Ainsworth fights out of it and they tumble off of the top rope to the
outside and CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bradley: OH MY GOD!!!
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, SOMEBODY GET HELP OUT HERE!!!

"HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK..."

JFF and Fredrick Ainsworth have tumbled off of the top rope and have
fallen at warp speed through the casket that The A-Team brought out. 
Both men are out on the stadium floor unconscious.  We see The Adams
Boyz come running from the back and we see Jason and Star chasing
them.  The Adams immediately stop off and gather up JFF and
Fredrick.  Geoff rolls both of them in the ring, Ash leaps in and
puts Fredrick's arm on JFF's limp, prone body.  Burns begins the
count...

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Jason breaks up the count.

Jason then picks Ainsworth up and he nails a Floatover into an X-
Factor on Ainsworth.

Adam: WOW, WHAT A MOVE BY THE MAIN EVENT!!!
Bradley: SOMEONE has that move as a finisher, the name escapes me
right now.

Jason goes for the cover, Burns with the count

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Jerri breaks the count up.

Star immediately gets up and she clotheslines Jerri over the top
rope.  Jason follows to the floor.

Bradley: I think Jerri screwed up.
Adam: BIG TIME!

Star clotheslines Jerri over the top of the guard railing to the
crowd.  Two of those RABID VCW fans toss Jason and Star their
chairs.  Jason and Star catch and
CLAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Adam: A CON-CHAIR-TO, CON-CHAIR-TO!!!!!  SHE JUST GOT HER BRAINS
SCRAMBLED.

Jerri is on spaghetti legs and she is about to tilt.  Jason looks at
Star, Star looks back.

Jason: I'LL HIT HER HIGH, YOU HIT HER LOW

Star nods and we see Jason leap high and Star for the sweep as they
nail...

THE
SEATTLE
CHAINSAW
MASSACRE

Adam: OH MY GOD, THEY JUST NAILED THE SEATTLE CHAINSAW MASSACRE ON
JERRI!!!!!
Bradley: FREDRICK THEY JUST WIPED OUT YOUR WIFE!!

Jason and Star both look at the fallen Jerri and then they look at
themselves.  They look at Jerri, then they look at themselves again.

Star: Truth or Dare?
Jason: TRUTH OR MOTHERFUCKING DARE.

The fans GO BEYOND, BEYOND, MONKEY NUTZ as Jason and Star both hop
over the guard railing and they look underneath of the ring and they
pull out TWO 50FT. LADDERS and the fans are going MUY LOCO right
about now.  Jason and Star drag those ladders all the way over the
guard railings and they set them up right next to Jerri.  Jason goes
and gets a table from the back room area.  When he comes back Star
has started stomping on Jerri.  Jason sets the table up and they
place Jerri on it.  Jason and Star have started climbing to the top
of those ladders.

Adam: OH MY GOD, THEY ARE IN THE STANDS.
Bradley: SOME ONE IS GONNA GET HURT, MR. ROSS GET OUT HERE PLEASE.

Jason and Star both reach the top and we see them salute the fans. 
Then Jason leaps, Star leaps at the same time.  Jason connects with
the Harlem Hangover at the same time Star connects with the 5-Star
Frog Splash.  Jerri gets planted through the table with...

TRUTH
OR
DARE

Star rolls around on the ground holding her ribs.  Jason lays flat,
and Jerri is out.

Adam: LOOK AT THE CARNAGE, LOOK AT ALL OF THE CARNAGE.

We then see The Adams Boys come up and they pick Jason up and they
start wailing on him.  Jason starts fighting back, but a kick to the
nuts from Ash sends the Main Event reeling.

Bradley: OH NO, ASH SENT JASE DOWN WITH THE GREAT EQUALIZER.

Ash and Geoff both pick Jason up and they start carrying him away.

Adam: WHERE THE HELL?  WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY TAKING HIM?

Meanwhile in the ring we see JFF has Fredrick reeling in the corner
with vicious right after right.  JFF Irish Whips Fredrick Ainsworth
into the ropes, but Fredrick reverses it and as soon as JFF comes
back Fredrick tries to send him airborne but instead JFF holds on and
he sends Ainsworth crashing down to the mat in a tornado DDT.

Adam: WHAT A REVERSAL BY JFF.
Bradley: DAMN JFF, WHERE THE HELL DID THE ADAMS TAKE JASON?

Then the camera shoots up to the UltraTron and we see Ash and Geoff
about to toss Jason off of the UltraTron.

Adam: OH NO!!!!

Ash and Geoff try to toss Jason off, but Jason plants his feet and he
nails Geoff with a back elbow.  And he turns around to see Ash, and
Ash is scared out of his mind.  Ash tries to run, but he is caught. 
Jason turns him around and a kick to the stomach and he grabs Ash
into the Power Bomb position.  Jason turns to the edge and he points
over it and the fans E-FUCKING-RUPTS!!!

Bradley: HE'S NOT GONNA DO WHAT I THINK HE'S GONNA DO IS HE?

Jason lifts Ash up and sends him flying off of the UltraTron with...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD!!!! SHADES OF WHAT HE DID TO THE UNKNOWN
Bradley: THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, ASH IS GONNA SELL IT.

Jason looks over the edge and we see that Ash is out, he has fallen
through a table.

Bradley: We won't hear a peep from him for the rest of the night.

Geoff tries to attack Jason from behind but Jason turns around in
enough time.  He catches Geoff in the Nasty Conclusion position, and
then HE LEAPS OFF OF THE ULTRATRON WITH GEOFF.

Adam: OH NO, GOD NO, GOD NO!!

Every fan holds their breath, the camera shows Jason is on the floor
he has a sadistic smile on his face, but Geoff, Geoff is out COLD,
laid right next to his brother.  Jason just lays on the ground and he
has even started laughing.

Bradley: THAT MAN IS SICK!!

The fans all applaud that Jason is okay.  Meanwhile in the ring we
see JFF nail Fredrick Ainsworth with...

SLEEPING
WITH
THE
JESUSFISH

JFF makes the cover... but no ref, we look outside of the ring and
Burns in out.

Bradley: WHAT THE HELL, WHEN DID HE GET KNOCKED OUT?  WHY IS BURNS
SLEEPING ON THE JOB?


JFF goes over to the ropes and he starts yelling for Burns to get up
and then WHAM, he is nailed in the top of the head by a Star chair. 
On the floor collapsed again we see Jerri holding the chair.  JFF
turns around and is obviously out of it, next thing we see is him
sent airborne and WHAM he is driven THROUGH THE MAT with...

FLIGHT
5
8
7

Adam: THAT WAS THE DAMNDEST FLIGHT 587 I'VE EVER SEEN.

The camera shows Jerri laid out, Joss laid out in the audience,
Jason, Ash, and Geoff laid out, no Star, Sandy STILL laid out, and
the big hole in the corner of the ring which contains JFF and
Fredrick.

Bradley: EVERYBODY IS DEAD!!!!

After a couple of minutes, we see a head pop out of the hole and it's
Fredrick Ainsworth *fans BOO.*  Ainsworth pulls JFF up with them, by
this time Burns has gotten back into the ring.  Ainsworth makes the
cover, Burns slowly makes the count...

ONE

TWO

THRE...NO, Star has slid into the ring and broken up the count. 

Adam: THAT'S RIGHT, NICE SAVE BY STAR!

Star picks Ainsworth up and she starts going to work on him.  She
tosses him her chair, he catches it and WHAM!!!

Adam: AINSWORTH IS SEEING STARS!!!!!

Star yells out "DIVINCI", and the fans start GOING NUCKING FUTZ.  But
then we see hopping out of the crowd none other than...

SKID
ROW

Bradley: SKID ROW? WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?
Adam: DAMNED IF I KNOW!

Skid is saying something to Star, Star then picks her chair up and
she tosses it to him.  Skid catches it, Star attempts the spin kick,
Skid ducks with the chair in hand, Star quickly with the sweep, Skid
falls onto the apron with the chair still in hand, but Star leaps
over the top rope and she nails a leg drop onto the chair and
flattens Skid's face with it.

Adam: MY GOD, HOW CAN SHE STILL GO AFTER ALL SHE HAS ENDURED IN THIS
MATCH.
Bradley: I DON'T KNOW BUT SKID IS OUT!!!

Star looks underneath of the ring and she pulls out one ladder, and
she slides it into the ring.  Then she pulls out another ladder and
she slides that into the ring.  Star then gets a table and she slides
that into the ring.

Adam: WE HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVE SINCE HELL'S HIGHWAY!!!!!

Ainsworth gets up only to get caught in the chin by...

THE
CHIN
CHECK

Ainsworth falls into the corner, which sets the fans off even more. 
Star picks her chair up and she runs from one end of the ring to the
other and SMASH, she kicks the chair into the face of Ainsworth.

Bradley: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, AS MUCH AS I LIKE WRESTLING WOMEN,
I DO NOT, AND I REPEAT, DO NOT ENVY AINSWORTH RIGHT NOW.
Adam: I don't think NO MAN in this Stadium does.

Star drapes the table over the face of Ainsworth, and Star sets one
ladder up, then she sets another ladder up.  Star leaps onto the top
rope and she climbs one ladder with her chair in hand.  When she gets
to the top, she leaps onto the other ladder, then she cannonballs off
grabs her chair and SMASH she kicks her chair into the table breaking
it and Ainsworth's bloody face meets wood, steel, and barbed wire.

Adam: MY GOD, DIVINCI, DIRECTLY ON POINT
Bradley: Why does she call it Divinci?
Adam: DAMNED IF I KNOW, ALL I KNOW IS THAT IS ONE HELL OF A MOVE.

Star stand up briefly to salute the fans, EVERY FAN GETS SO FUCKING
AMPED UP, THAT THEY START TOSSING CHAIRS INTO THE RING OR BY RING
SIDE.

Adam: AND THERE IS THE RITUAL!!!!

Star salutes a little more then she collapses in the middle of the
ring with a smile on her face.

Bradley: YOU KNOW, HER AND HER HUSBAND, BOTH OF THEM ARE SICK.  SICK,
TWISTED HUMAN BEINGS.
Adam: BUT WE LOVE THEM!
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT WE DO!!!

Ainsworth is out of it and Star nips up, she picks up the slumped
Ainsworth and she puts him in position and she nails him with...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB!!!

And she turns that into...

THE
STAR
TREATMENT!!!

Ainsworth has awakened from the pain and she starts screaming out in
pain.  Burns is fully up now and he's checking for Ainsworth's
submission.

Adam: THE STAR TREATMENT, SHE'S GOT IT LOCKED, AND AINSWORTH IS IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.
Bradley: WITH NOWHERE TO GO.  DON'T TAP AINSWORTH, HOLD ON!!!
Adam: WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR IN THIS MATCH?
Bradley: I DON'T KNOW...

We see Jerri is about to springboard off of the ropes onto Star...

Adam: AND MRS. JERKASS IS BACK UP!!

Then we see out of nowhere SMASH, glass flies everywhere.  Jerri
falls off of the apron into the table that was set up earlier.

Adam: JERRI HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!
Bradley: YEAH, BUT BY WHO?

The camera comes back and we see holding the remains of the light tube

JOSS
KATZ

Adam: OH MY GOD, JOSS IS BACK UP!

Joss smiles a little before collapsing again.

Bradley: AND SHE'S BACK DOWN!!!

Ainsworth tries to get to the ropes, and he makes it, but Star steps
up and pulls him right back to the middle and she sits down on it.

Adam: COME ON AINSWORTH JUST TAP, SAVE YOURSELF THE INJURY!!!
Bradley: NO DON'T LISTEN TO ADAM JERKASS, FIGHT IT FREDRICK,
FIIIIIGHT IT.

Ainsworth starts pulling at his hair because the pain is so great.

Bradley: SHE'S GONNA BREAK HIS BACK ADAM!
Adam: GOOD, SERVES HIM RIGHT!

Ainsworth starts making it to the ropes again and he almost gets
there, but Star drags him back to the middle of the ring again, and
sits back even further.

Adam: MY GOD, LOOK AT HOW SHE'S TORQUING HIS LEGS!!
Bradley: HE'S FIGHTING IT THOUGH
Adam: I MUST GIVE AINSWORTH CREDIT ON THAT, HE IS ONE TOUGH SON OF A
GUN!

Star is pulling back as far as she can and she is yelling at
Ainsworth to tap.  The fans get in on it too.

"TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP..."

Adam: LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD, THEY WANT AINSWORTH TO TAP, HE'S
TRAPPED IN THE STAR TREATMENT, NOWHERE TO GO, NO ONE TO HELP HIM.

Ainsworth tries to power out, but Star is running on 100% pure
adrenaline, and she pulls back and he falls back down.  Ainsworth
hold out his hand as the chants get louder and LOUDER...

"TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP..."

Ainsworth has no choice so he starts tapping vehemently.  The crowd
cheers, the bell rings, and "This Means WAR" hits, Star lets go and
she collapses onto the mat.

Adam: HOT DAMN, SHE DID IT!! SHE MADE THE WORLD CHAMPION TAP OUT!
Bradley: Ainsworth is now 0 for 2 against Star.
Adam: DOES THIS MEAN THAT STAR IS NOW THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER?
Bradley: I DON'T KNOW... I DON'T THINK AINSWORTH CAN BEAT HER.
Adam: STAR IS ON TOP OF HER GAME RIGHT NOW, NOT TOO MANY THAT CAN
BEAT HER NOW, SHE IS ON A ROLL.

The cameras show Star, Ainsworth, Ash, Geoff, Sandy, NO Jason, JFF,
Jerri and Joss ALL LAID OUT.

Adam: AND LOOK AT THE CARNAGE FROM ONE OF THE BEST PROGRAMS I HAVE
WITNESSED IN A LONG TIME.

We see Jason is up and he is walking to the ring and he is point at
Ainsworth and laughing.

Adam: AND LOOK AT THE MAIN EVENT, YOU CAN TELL THAT HE HAD A DAMN
GOOD TIME TONIGHT.

Jason slides into the ring and he picks Star up, and they embrace. 
Star looks at Ainsworth and she signals that she wants the belt.

Bradley: UH-OH
Adam: I THINK STAR WANTS THE BELT, AND DAMMIT SHE DESERVES IT.  BUT
FOR TRIPLE B, I'M ADAM CAYLE SIGNING OFF UNTIL NEXT WEEK, WHICH WILL
SEE VCW ORIGINATE FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON OF ALL PLACES.
Bradley: UH-OH, I SENSE A CELEBRATION OF SORTS.
Adam: DAMN RIGHT IT WILL BE.

The Pyro goes off and we fade out as Jason and Star kiss much to the
delight of all of these great VCW fans.

**** RESULT SUMMARY ****

 

1) Peter Vance defeated Jay Vance to become the #1 contender for the VCW North American Title

 

2) Sassy Lassy defeated Sandy Anderson to retain her VCW Women's Title

 

3) Shane Johnson defeated Mike Acid to retain his VCW North American Title

 

4) "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan won the 30-Women Battle Royal to become the VCW Women's North American Champion

 

5) Frosty defeated Donk Tyler to become the new VCW IronMan champion

 

6) Sinister & Albatross w/ Mistress defeated The Greatest Tag Team of All Time to become the VCW World Tag Team Champions

 

7) Matt "The Rave" Rawle was the soul survivor in the Genocide vs. DeffStar Fight Club & Dawg Blitz Creek matchup

 

8) The Clique (Jason Snow, Star, JFF, and Joss Katz) defeated the A-Team when Star made Ainsworth Tap out.