VCW Anarchy - June 7th, 2005 - Husky Stadium - Seattle, Washington

The Camera pans the crowd as we see those RABID VCW fans in
attendance at The Husky Stadium in beautiful Seattle, Washington.
Suddenly a familiar voice is heard.

Katya: SEATTLE, WASHINGTON...

Fans cheer.

Adam: What's this?
Bradley: I dunno

The camera focuses on Katya

Katya: WELCOME... TO... THE… MAIN... E... VENT!!!!

The fans start going MONKEY NUTZ

Adam: YEAH, HELL YEAH.  WHY NOT? WE'RE IN SEATTLE THIS WEEK, AND YOU
KNOW ALL OF THOSE GREAT VCW FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY. 
THEY HAVE MARKED IT ON THEIR CALENDARS.  FOR THIS IS THE DAY...
WHEN "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW... COMES HOME!

All that is heard everywhere are chants of "JASON, JASON, JASON..." 
And they are LOUDER than any arena or stadium that VCW or OWA has
ever been in.

Adam: DO YOU HEAR THIS?  YOU KNOW WHO THEY WANNA SEE!

After the camera do a little more panning, we see Katya again.

Katya: On this edition of "The Main Event" we have...
GEORGE CLOONEY *HUGE CHEERS*
Bradley: WHOA, GEORGE IS GONNA BE HERE?
Adam: That's what she said.
Katya: And we have two surprise guest sooooooo, LET'S BRING OUT THE
AO EXPERIENCE!!!!  On drums we have Max Power (Max walks
to the set and the fans EXPLODE "MAX, MAX, MAX..." and plays a solo
as the fans cheer), On Bass we have The Big Nasty (Nasty walks onto
the set "NASTY, NASTY, NASTY..." and plays a bass solo as fans
cheer), on the Turntables we have DJ Danny H (Danny walks into the DJ
booth on the set "DANNY, DANNY, DANNY..." and does some scratching as
the fans cheer) Ladies we have Chad Richardson on the keyboard
(ladies cheer for Chad as he walks onto the set "CHAD, CHAD, CHAD..."
and plays a keyboard solo), on Lead guitar tonight we have Mr. Shawn
Murphy (fans cheer as Shawn walks onto the set and plays a guitar
solo), on the trumpet we have Brian Lynch (Brian is already on the
set, so he plays a trumpet solo as the fans cheer), and on the Sax we
have Bill Marlon (Bill is already on the set, so he plays a Sax solo
as the fans cheer). And on the other Keyboard is SASSY LASSY (Fans
cheer as Sassy walks to
the set "SASSY, SASSY, SASSY..." she sits down and plays a little
keyboard solo, and the fans go crazy) And last AND Least
*chuckles*... KIPPER JOHANNSON.

Kipper walks out to the set to a DAMN good cheer.

Bradley: Look at that fool.  Why is he an Outlaw, I am so much more
cooler than he is.
Adam: If you say so Trips.
Katya: The AO Experience everybody.
NOW CLEMSON, SOUTH CAROLINA WILL YOU PLEASE HELP ME IN INTRODUCING
THE CO-HOST OF THE MAIN EVENT? SHE IS "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE
BUSINESS", HAILING FROM RIGHT HERE IN THE S-TOWN, SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
THIS IS...
The Crowd: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

The AO Experience fires up a rendition of "Let me put you on The
Game" and Star comes out to the set and the CROWD GOES BEYOND MONKEY
NUTZ.  She waves to the crowd and the reaction is OFF THE FUCKING
CHAIN!

Adam: LISTEN TO THIS RECEPTION.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Star giggles a little then she blows kisses to her hometown and these
fans are loving EVERY FUCKING MOMENT OF IT!

Bradley: Have I told you how HOT Star is?
Adam: I think you've mentioned that SEVERAL times.
Bradley: No I really mean she's HOT!!
Adam: Jase is gonna kick your ass.
Bradley: I'll just take that risk.

Star does her best Scott Hall impersonation as she points to the
entrance to the set.

Bradley: UH-OH, YOU KNOW WHO'S COMING OUT NEXT!
Adam: ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE ROOF BLOW OFF THE PLACE?

The fans are starting up

Bradley: Let me get ready to cover my ears. 
Katya: AND NOW...

Every fan is now STANDING ON THEIR FUCKING FEET!

Katya: I'D LIKE ALL OF YOU GREAT FANS IN SEATTLE TO
GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOMETOWN HERO THAT SMOOTH CRIMINAL
HIMSELF... "THE MAIN EVENT"
JAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN SNOW!!!!

The AO Experience plays an Alien Ant Farm like rendition of Michael
Jackson's Smooth Criminal. Jason comes on to the set which still has
that long comfortable looking crème couch, and that very expensive
looking desk, and that backdrop sort of like Letterman's view of New
York, but it's a view of Seattle's space needle and the buildings
around it. That Plush white carpeting is still there. Jason comes
out to THE LOUDEST OVATION ANY ONE MAN CAN GET!!!  Jason is AMPED THE
FUCK UP as he come out with his hands free mic.  Of course Jason is
wearing William Fioravanti and Star is wearing a Black Label Luxe
Lurex Irene Dress.  Jason stops and looks at his hometown crowd and
they are still giving him the Hero's Ovation.  Jason and Star are
both caught up in the moment.  Star is looking a little emotional,
she gets up and Jason gives her the biggest hug and kiss ever
witnessed on VCW television.

"WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME..."

Jason turns to the fans and he start shouting at the top of his lungs.

Jason: THE MAIN EVENT IS BACK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

The crowd starts cheering...

Jason: JASON SNOW IS BACK...
The Crowd: HOME!
Jason: WHERE THE FUCK AM I AT?
The Crowd: HOME!!
Jason: ALL OF MY JASON-ITES ARE WITH ME AND WE'RE ALLLLLLLLL
The Crowd: HOME!!!
Star: ALL MY STARLIGHTS ARE WITH ME AND WE'RE ALLLLLLLLLL
The Crowd: HOME!!!!
Jason: WHERE MY MARINERS AT?
The Crowd: RIGHT HERE!
Jason: WHERE MY SEAHAWKS AT?
The Crowd: RIGHT HERE!!
Jason: WHERE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING SUPERSONICS AT?
The Crowd: RIGHT... HERE!!!
Jason: THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!   You know, I've
been all over the world, BUT... THERE'S NO PLACE... LIKE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

The fans all start CHEERING LOUDLY!!!

Jason and Star both sit down.

Jason: BOY OH BOY, what a week it's been for efedding.
Star: Yes it has.  It looks like the OWA is going under. YIKES!
Jason: Before we left we told them privately that this was gonna
happen.
Star: Yes we did.  Lets look at the stats here.
Jason: Before "The Main Event" Chaos was pulling in some ok numbers,
nothing great, nothing big you know.  The MOMENT THE MAIN EVENT HIT
THE MOTHERFUCKING SCENE, THOSE NUMBER SKY ROCKETED ALL THE WAY TO THE
FUCKING TOP!!!  Now I'm not gonna sit here and hold my nut sack and
act like I'm the SOLE reason that that company was on top of the
world, but let's be honest... WHO DID YOU GUYS COME TO SEE EVERY
MOTHERFUCKING WEEK?

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Bradley: HELL YEAH
Adam: For once WE AGREE!
Jason: They didn't come to see Dawg, they didn't come to see JFF,
they didn't come to see AL... They came to see The AMERICAN Outlaws. 
The BEST fucking set on the MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!  Now don't get me
wrong in the ring Al is great, but on the mic... He's about as
interesting as tube socks.

We hear laughter all over the Husky Stadium.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE
Adam: Slow down Kurt.
Jason: And let's not forget... He's a D-Lo Brown look a like with the
Val Venus gimmick.

More laughter.

Jason: And wasn't Val's gimmick borrowed from Rick Rude, so
technically V-Al Sexual *HUGE LAUGHS* borrowed a borrowed gimmick.
Star: Didn't you kick his ass at War of Ages honey?
Jason: Yeah... I did, didn't I?  I whooped so much ass that week I
totally forgot that I did that. 
Star: Eight matches in seven days and you went eight and O.  No other
athlete would attempt something like that, no one except... me, maybe?
Jason: And you would kick as much ass as I did.  As a matter of fact,
didn't we whomp a WHOLE heap of ass together?
Star: Hells yeah, the first ever tag team pulp match.  Memories.
Jason: If you're not getting what we're trying to do, I'll break it
down for ya.  We are HOME tonight, and yet, we ain't booked in a
match.  WHAT THE FUCKS WITH THAT?

Fans boo, and then we hear the chant...

"BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND
CLYDE..."

Jason smiles and so does Star.

Star: You know they are supposed to announce the number one contender
to the World title tonight.
Jason: They are... I know who I THINK IT IS!!!
Star: WHO?
Jason: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ
NUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZ!!!

We hear laughter all over the place.  Fans are really enjoying
themselves and Bradley can hardly contain himself.  Star has a semi-
smirk on her face as the Outlaws can barely contain themselves with
laughter.

Star: You got me, you got me.
Jason: No seriously, I hope you get it.
Star: REALLY?
Jason: You SOOO totally deserve it.  No one has more one on one
victories over Assworth than you do.
Star: That's only cause you ain't fought him one on one yet.
Max: UGH, can the ass kissing get any more blatant with you two?
Jason: AHHHH you Just MAD that you ain't getting none.  You know Max
spent the night over a girl's house the other night right?
Star: No, no I didn't.  What happened?
Jason: NOTHING!!! He ain't GET NONE.  He spent the night cuddling
with her.

We hear a collective "AWWWWWWWWW" from the audience.

Sassy: Max that is so SWEET.
Kipper: *coughs* queer *coughs*

The Crowd starts ROLLING IN LAUGHTER!!!

Max: What was that Kipper.
Kipper: *a little scared* Oh... nothing.

Then we hear the rest of the guys in the Outlaws coughing and saying
smart remarks about Max.

Max: What the HELL ever.  I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Star: Max, the only similarities with you and a toilet seat is that
both of you... GET SHITTED ON!

"OH SHIT"

We see audience members rolling in the aisles from laughter.

Max: Ha Ha Ha, very funny.  But I almost forgot to do something...
Jason: What's that.
Max: SEATTLE, WASHINGTON... WELCOME TO THE POWERHOUSE.
The Crowd: WELCOME HOME MAX!!!
Max: I just HAD to do that.
Jason: I see.
Max: And in all honesty, Star you deserve that shot at the title.  I
mean Jason can get a shot any time he wants, he's the friggin' Main
Event.  But you Star, I've watched you come up.  I watched as you
struggled to find your way in the OWA, I saw how they kept you in the
background, but Jase fought for your exposure because he believes in
you like we all believe in you.  Hell, he fought for all of us. 
That's the one thing I like about Jase, he's not selfish.  He wants
to see all of his friends doing good.  And that's why we are SO tight
to this day, because he's not afraid to move out of the spot light
and let someone else get in it.

Jason looks a little touched by the words coming from his best
friend.  Everyone is nodding in agreement.

Star: That's because anytime Jase opens his mouth he has over a
million people listening.

Everyone chuckles a little at this.

Star: But Jase I am serious, you have done A LOT for a lot of people
in this business.  Whether it was helping with promos, suggesting
stuff, taking people under your wing and etc.  Jase you have looked
out for a lot of people, me in particular.  You took a nerd with you
to see the Killer and look at me now.  So Jase, this next piece is
for you.
Bradley: SHE'S GONNA GIVE HIM A PIECE ADAM, LIVE ON NATIONAL
TELEVISION!!!
Adam: NOT THAT KIND OF PIECE, you Jackass.
Star: AO's back me up on this one...

We hear some music start up and it's "The wind beneath my wings" 
Star starts singing.

Star: Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in my shadow,
to never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.

So I was the one with all the glory,
while you were the one with all the strength.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.

Did you ever know that you're my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
but I've got it all here in my heart.
I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,
for you are the wind beneath my wings,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings.
Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

Fly, fly, fly high against the sky,
so high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings

After she finishes singing she jumps up and embraces Jason and they
hug for a LONG time as the crowd is cheering and chanting "BONNIE AND
CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE..."

Adam: We are witnessing a beautiful moment between husband and wife
right now.  Two people with GENUINE love for one another, this is not
manufactured in the board rooms I'll tell ya that.
Bradley: (whining) AWWWWWW, I thought we were gonna see some sex.
Adam: Perv.

Jason and Star pull away and we are back to business.

Jason: (composing himself) Anyway, my first guest hails from
Lexington, Kentucky.  HE'S THE STAR OF HIT HOLLYWOOD MOVIES SUCH AS
OCEAN'S 11 AND THE SEQUEL OCEAN'S 12, BATMAN AND ROBIN, THE PERFECT
STORM, AND IN PRODUCTION OF "THE CRADLE ROBBERS" WITH YOURS
TRULY "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW, S-TOWN I WANT YOU TO GIVE A
LOUD "MAIN EVENT" RECEPTION FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY...
GEORGE...
MOTHERFUCKING...
CLOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!

Fans go BEYOND APESHIT as George Clooney comes out...

"GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE..."

Bradley: THERE HE IS ADAM, IN THE FLESH GEORGE CLOONEY ON ANARCHY!
Adam: YES HELL HE IS.

George salutes the fans then he sits down next to Star.

George: What's going on Jase?
Jason: Nothing much G.
George: You know what this week is don't you?
Star: Ugh, don't remind me.
George: Everything is going to be A Okay Star, trust me.
Star: Oh yes, it WILL be okay.  If not, Angelina will be tapping.
Jason: Star, don't you trust me?
Star: I trust you, it's Laura Croft that I don't trust.  If she slips
you the tongue then she will be leaving with a broken back.
George: Star, Angelina and I watched Full Throttle last week.  We
both cringed as you had that Boston Crab on Fredrick.  That was NOT a
pretty site.
Star: Yeah, hehe... I really hate that guy.
George: If you become the number one contender you ARE the next World
champ.

Star gives a half smile as the stadium SCREAM AND CHANTS HER NAME!!

Jason: So when are we wrapping "The Cradle Robbers?"
George: We should be done around August-September.  I'll tell you
this, I am more excited about this movie than I was with
either "Ocean" movie.
Jason/Star: YOU SERIOUS?
George: Yes I am... How can I not be excited? Look at the story, two
feuding Jewel thieves, brought together by a beautiful woman and the
promise of stealing her heart and the world's most rarest and
precious gem.  It's the ultimate love story, the ultimate action
movie, and the ultimate comedy.  This movie has it ALL.  And not only
that, but I'm working with SEATTLE'S OWN "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW

The fans ERUPT when they hear that

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Jason smiles...

Jason: And on that note... LET ME INTRODUCE TWO PEOPLE MAKING THEIR
DEBUT ON VCW TELEVISION AND HAVE JUST SIGNED CONTRACTS THIS
MORNING... TWO GREAT FRIENDS OF MINE, STAR'S, AND GEORGE'S, HERE THEY
ARE "HOLLYWOOD" EASON VORHEES, AND "THE SUPERSTAR" DIANA LOHAN
THE
POWER
COUPLE

Then we hear...

You ready Mase?

Party people
In the place to be (Uh huh)
It's about that time
For us to (Yeah, uh huh)

Yo, what you know about goin' out
Head west, red Lex, TV's all up in the headrest
Try and live it up
Ride true, a bigger truck
Peeps all glittered up
Stick up can, they go what?
Jig wit it cuz ship crisp, split it all
Ho's ride, get your nut 'till I can't get it up
I'm a big man, give this man room
I'd a hit everything, from Cancun to Grant's tomb
Why you standin' on the wall?
Hand on your balls
Lighting up drugs always fightin' in the club
I'm the reason they made the dress code
They figure I wouldn't wild when I'm in my french clothes
Dress as I suppose, from my neck to my toes
Neck full of gold, baguettes in my Rolls
Wreck shows, collect those, extra O's
Buy the E, get a key, to the Lex to hold
East, West, every state, come on, bury the hate
Millions, the only thing we in a hurry to make
Are the friend that act's friend in a Lex or a Benz
Let's begin, bring this BS to an end
Come on

1 -       Bad, bad, bad, bad boy
      You make me feel so good
      You know you make me feel so good
      You know you make me feel so good

      Bad, bad, bad, bad boy
      I wouldn't change you if I could
      I wouldn't change you if I could
      I wouldn't change you if I could

Out to the set comes "The Power Couple" and they play to the crowd
who give them deafening CHEERS.

Bradley: OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?
Adam: YA DAMN STRAIGHT I DO. OH MR. ROSS IS A GENIUS FOR THIS ONE.

HANDLER NAME:: Jason

WRESTLER NAME:: "Hollywood" Eason Vorhees

GENDER:: Male

HEIGHT:: 6'6"

WEIGHT:: 274

RESIDENCE:: Hollywood, CA

ENTRANCE THEME:: "Feels so Good" by Ma$e

FACE/HEEL:: Tweener

FINISHING MOVE/DESCRIPTION:: "Hollywood Swinging", this is where
Eason pushes his opponent into the ropes, sends them airborne,
catches then connects with a swinging DDT. 

TAG-TEAM FINISHER:: "Hollywood Shuffle" Eason goes to the top of one
turnbuckle, Diana goes to the top of the adjacent turnbuckle and at
the same time, Eason leaps and connects with the 450 and Diana
connects with the Shooting Star Press

OTHER COMMENTS::  Originally from Baltimore, MD.   He moved out to
Hollywood, CA to pursue his dream of being an actor, and a
superstar.  With that accomplished he then decided to become a pro
wrestler.  On his quest to become a pro-wrestler, he did another
movie with a rising superstar actress in her own right, one Diana
Lohan.  Diana has secretly been a huge pro-wrestling fan, and upon
meeting Eason on the set of "That's the way", the two hit off
immediately.  And became Hollywood's newest Power Couple.  So with
that in mind they started to train to become pro wrestlers, and they
were trained by the best.  Eason even took microphone lessons from a
Legend, current VCW Super star, one "Main Event" Jason Snow.  After
their training was complete, Eason and Diana signed a deal with AAW
as "The Power Couple", after the AAW folded they took a little break
and now they are back and they are in VCW and the rest is history.


HANDLER NAME:: Diana (yes I put my real name there)

WRESTLER NAME:: "The Superstar" Diana Lohan

GENDER:: Female

HEIGHT:: 5'7"

WEIGHT:: 130

RESIDENCE:: Hollywood, CA

ENTRANCE THEME:: "Feels so Good" Ma$e

FACE/HEEL:: Tweener

FINISHING MOVE/DESCRIPTION:: "Hollywood and Vine" Chris Jericho's
original "Lion Tamer"


TAG-TEAM FINISHER:: "Hollywood Shuffle" Eason goes to the top of one
turnbuckle, Diana goes to the top of the adjacent turnbuckle and at
the same time, Eason leaps and connects with the 450 and Diana
connects with the Shooting Star Press


OTHER COMMENTS:: A rising actress and secret wrestling fanatic, meet
Hollywood's biggest super star Eason Vorhees on set of "That's the
way", hit it off with him immediately, and they became Hollywood's
newest "power couple".  Both decided to become pro wrestlers, and
trained with the best, then signed with the AAW as half of the
faction "The Power Couple."  As the AAW folded, her and her
sweetheart took some time off and now they are back.  This time in
VCW.

Eason and Diana both sit down.

Jason: What is up?  Where have you guys been?
Eason: We have been on the D L, you know what I mean?
Star: OH YEAH!!! 
Diana: You know how hard it can be, being in the public's eyesight so
much.
George: Tell me about it.
Eason: Sometimes you just want to get away you know.
Jason: You see, I'm just getting out to Hollywood.  I don't know all
about that yet.
Diana: WHAT?  Jason you are one of the biggest Stars I know. 
Jason: Really?
Diana/Eason/George: Yeah dude.
Jason: DAYUM...  So tell me Easy, what brings you and Di to the VCW?
Eason: Honestly?
Star: Yeah!
Diana: We missed the sport, ever since the AAW closed down we haven't
had a good fight in such a long time.
Eason: And we noticed that VCW is the number one company in the
world, so we signed a part time deal.
Jason: Part time?
Eason: Yep, with our schedules and all it wouldn't allow us to be
here full time.  But other than that THE POWER COUPLE CAME TO VCW TO
BRING... THE... NOISE!!!!
Diana: Yeah we came to make an IMPACT

And then out of nowhere... SMACK, We see two chair fly up against the
heads of Eason and Diana and as we look up we see...

SINISTER
AND
MISTRESS

Adam: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE?  GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF
HERE!

Jason and Star both jump up, but Sinister and Mistress both run away
quickly. 

Adam: LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE RUNNING LIKE ROACHES WHEN THE LIGHTS
COME ON.

Sinister and Mistress hop over the guard railing and they start
pointing and laughing at Eason and Diana.  Jason and Star are looking
back at them and they are shouting obscene gestures to one another. 
Jason and Star check on Eason and Diana.

Adam: DAMN THEM, DAMN THEM TO HELL

But then we hear...

"RIGHT ABOUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/
CHECK IT OUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/"

And the fans come to their feet as Diamond comes out to the ramp.

Diamond: SEATTLE, WASHINGTON... HOW ARE YA?

The fans cheer

Diamond: Okay GLAD to hear it.  Okay first of all, Full Throttle
SHATTERED all ratings records previously set by VCW.  So continuously
we are finding ways to top ourselves and it's because of the great
talent that we have and YOU the great fans of VCW.  Everyone right
now, if you are apart of the VCW experience give yourselves a round
of applause.

Everyone claps, but then we see Sinister and Mistress yelling at
Diamond.

Diamond: Sin boy, don't worry I'm getting to YOU TWO NEXT!  First
order of business is someone who IMPRESSED the heck outta me. 
Someone who I feels deserves a shot at SOMEONE'S title.  That man
that I'm talking about is Jay Vance. 

Fans cheer.

Diamond: He may have come up short at Full Throttle, but he won my
heart.  So tonight Jay, I'm giving you a shot at the WORLD TITLE.

Fans ERUPT when they hear that.

Adam: DID YA HEAR THAT BRADLEY?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DID, LET'S JUST HOPE THE PISSANT DOESN'T SCREW
IT UP.
Diamond: In that very ring TONIGHT, we will see for the VCW World
Title.  Jay Vance vs. Fredrick AINSWORTH

The crowd comes alive.

Diamond: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT... that's not the only title on the line
tonight.  Sinister, Mistress, you two want to ruin a homecoming by
attacking some good friends of the home comers?  Well I'll tell ya
what, in that VERY ring tonight, YOU TWO will be defending those
straps against... "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS" STAR, AND "THE
MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW!!

And at that point the ROOF COMES OFF OF THE FUCKING BUILDING. 

Adam: OH MY GOD, THIS THE DREAM MATCH WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!

Sinister and Mistress are PISSED as they stare a hole into Diamond,
Star, and Jason.

Diamond: Hey Sinister, Hey Mistress... always remember, DIAMONDS
ARE...
The crowd: FOREVER!!!
Star: UH-OH... LOOKS LIKE STAR WILL BE BRINGING THE PAIN... SO THAT
MEANS THAT ALL YOU BITCH ASS BITCHES GOTTA DO IS...
The Crowd: SHOW... UP...
Star: BUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN...
The Crowd: HOLLA BACK BITCH!!!!
Jason: BUT FOR NOW!!!

Jason stares a hole into Sinister and Mistress as he says this, and
the crowd is getting AMPED THE FUCK UP!!

Jason: IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES, AND S-TOWN BABY HOLLA AT CHA BOY
CAUSE...
The Crowd: YOU... ARE... INVITED...

Jason flips the mic over, and The AO Experience play a rendition
of "Get Back" by Ludacris.

Diamond: Oh yeah, one more thing... WELCOME TO ANARCHY, LET THE
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for
Can't take much more
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again
This is the end
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor

We see and hear the LOUD Pyrotechnics that have gone off and the
camera pans the screaming audience as Anarchy is under way.  We see
the pyro climb all the way from the ring to the entrance ramp on down
the Anarchy sign and BOOM an EXPLOSION on the ramp itself.

Adam: WE WELCOME YOU TO ANARCHY LIVE FROM THE HUSKY STADIUM IN
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON AND MAN, WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF ANARCHY THIS WEEK
WITH THE MAIN EVENT.  I'M ADAM CAYLE ALONG SIDE ME IS MY BROADCAST
PARTNER, TRIPLE B, "BEAUTIFUL" BRADLEY BROOKES.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO ANOTHER TOP NOTCH SHOW
FROM THESE GREAT VCW ATHLETES.

As the Anarchy theme dies down our cameras turn to the
ring where the A-Team and Fredrick Ainsworth are
already waiting. Fredrick looks pissed off!

Adam: No Jerri at his side tonight. She's still
missing.
Bradley: I know full well that Freddy is gonna have
something to say about that. She's been gone almost a
week now!

Fredrick: I want that jerkass Skid Row to get his ass
out here NOW!  I want my wife back, and I want to kick
his ass!

Bradley: That's what I'm talking about, you tell em
Freddy!

All of the sudden, the Ultratron lights up and we see
Skid Row. The crowd gives a mixed reaction.

Skid: Hey assholes, how ya been? Now as much as I'd
like to come down to the ring and kick your asses,
unfortunately I can't right now....I'm not even at the
arena yet. I'm kinda busy here at the hotel.

Skid smiles widely and the crowd begins to go nuts.

Freddy: You jerkass, don't pull that shit with me!
Where's Jerri?

Skid: Oh don't worry Freddy, Jerri is alright.....I
must say though, she gives great.....HEAD!

Crowd: OH SHIT!

Bradley: He's lying Freddy, she'd never touch his
slimey ass!
Adam: I hope he is lying, that's going a bit too far.

Fredrick is fuming in the ring he paces back and
forth, and the A-Team is ready to go searching for
Skid.

Fredrick: Your pissing me off. I don't have time for
your games. I'm better than you, you know it, these
morons know it and Jerri knows it. You are not gonna
get a title shot out of me with that bullshit.

Skid: Oh, well, if you don't believe me, see for
yourself.....

Skid steps to the left, and the camera shows Jerri,
practically naked in the hotel room.

Fredrick: What did you do to my wife!?

Skid: I didn't do anything, it was her idea you shit
for brains. Listen to this.....

Skid presses play on a tape recorder and we hear
Jerri's voice.....

Jerri: Please, I'll do anything you want, just don't
hurt me.

Skid: I'm not going to hurt you....just mabey have a
bit of fun though....

Jerri: I swear, I'll ride you like there's no
tomorrow. Anything you want.

Skid: Anything?

Jerri: Anything....

The tape stops and Skid smiles, looking back into the
camera.

Skid: So there you have it spanky. I have to say you
are a lucky guy. She really is a great slut I tell ya.

Fredrick: I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!

The Ultratron fades out and Freddy and the A-Team head
out of the ring and towards the back, going to look
for Skid.

Bradley: I can't believe it, Skid Row has apparently
forced Jerri Ainsworth into adultery!
Adam: Didn't sound that way to me.....
Fredrick: I AM PISSED OFF TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE... GET THAT JERKASS
JAY OUT HERE NOW, I AM GONNA BEAT HIM WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS PISSANT
LIFE.  SKID, STAR, I HOPE THE BOTH OF YOU ARE WATCHING.  BRING OUT...
THE BITCH!!
Adam: You know I've really come down hard on Fredrick, but not even
HE deserves that treatment.
Bradley: FINALLY we agree on something.  And I think that Jay Vance
is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"One step Closer" hits and Jay Vance comes out to the ramp.

Adam: All of this happened last Thursday in Reno.  Fredrick was over
in Japan defending his VCW title and he did it successfully I might
add.
Bradley: Then he comes back to find his wife kidnapped with that
PUNK, Skid.  I hope Fredrick tears him limb from limb.
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP... COMING TO THE RING IS THE CHALLENGER.  HE HAILS FROM
TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY VANCE.

Jay enters the ring.

Adam: AND JAY HAS THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME HERE TONIGHT.
Charles: AND STANDING IN THE RING, FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, HE
IS THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDRRRRRRRIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK AINSWORTH.

The A-Team all exit and go to the back.  Fredrick gets up in Jay's
face and we see him mouth the phrase "Wrong place, Wrong time"

<< T >> World Heavyweight Championship match
<< N >> Fredrick Ainsworth (Champion)
<< A >> vs. Jay Vance

Collar and elbow tie up, both feeling each other out, then they
break.  Both men stare at each other.

Adam: Both men trying to get into each other's heads here.

Collar and elbow tie up, Jay switches out into a waist lock on
Ainsworth.  Jay then turns it into a full nelson.  Switch out into a
snap mare take down. Ainsworth gets up and stares a hole into Jay.

Adam: You see that?   Jay will match anyone in VCW in mat wrestling
move for move.
Bradley: Ainsworth is gonna beat him though.
Adam: We'll see.  I'm predicting a new world champ.

Ainsworth rushes at Jay, collar and elbow into a headlock on Jay into
a take down.  Jay quickly flips out into a head scissors on
Ainsworth, Ainsworth quickly nips out of it.  Both men back on their
feet, collar and elbow tie up into a headlock on Ainsworth into a
take down.  Ainsworth quickly flips out into a head scissors on Jay,
Jay then nips out. Both men back on their feet.

Adam: Both men matching each other hold for hold so far.
Bradley: Ainsworth is getting the better of him though.
Adam: YOU AND YOUR HEEL BIAS!
Bradley: YOU AND YOUR FACE BIAS!

Ainsworth walks up to the face of Jay

Ainsworth: I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND I KNOW IT!

Jay then slaps the taste out of Ainsworth's mouth, fans cheer,
Ainsworth gets pissed and he charges at Jay.  Jay with the drop toe
hold on Ainsworth, he then leaps up and tries to lock the Crippler
Cross face on Fredrick but Ainsworth is fighting it.

Adam:       COME ON JAY, LOCK IT ON HIM.
Bradley: COME ON FREDRICK, FIGHT IT, FIIIIIIIGHT IT!!!

Jay gets it locked and he starts pulling back but Fredrick manages to
quickly get to the ropes.

Bradley: WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE!!
Adam: Not close enough.

Jay picks Ainsworth up, Ainsworth with a quick shot to the nuts that
sends Jay flopping to the mat.  Hyde warns Ainsworth not to do it
again, Ainsworth is acting like he didn't do it. 

Adam: WHAT A LOW BLOW.  AINSWORTH HAS TO STOOP TO LOW TACTICS.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… THE GREAT EQUALIZER!!!

Ainsworth then gets up and he pushes Jay into the corner and CHOP,
and Ric Flair like chop across the chest of Jay.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Ainsworth smiles and then CHOP, one more time across the chest of Jay.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Bradley: WHOOOOOOOOO, come on Adam.  WHOOOOOOOOOOO.
Adam: I'd rather not.

Ainsworth attempts another chop, Jay blocks it and kicks Ainsworth in
the stomach.   While Ainsworth is keeled over, Jay goes to the top
and he jumps off and nails Ainsworth with a DDT.

Adam: Nice move by Jay, NOW COVER HIM!!!

Jay makes the cover, Hyde with the count.

ONE
TWO

NO, kick out by Ainsworth

The crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Adam: Kick out by Ainsworth on Two.
Bradley: Now what gave that away, the "TWO" crowd that shows up to
EVERY Anarchy?  You know the only reason why they shout "TWO" is
because that's as high as they can count.  AHAHAHA
Adam: Please ignore the comments of Trips ladies and gentlemen.

Jay picks Ainsworth up and we see Ainsworth quickly nails him with a
Rock Bottom and then he nails him with a lion sault.  Hyde makes the
count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jay kicks out.

Adam: CLOSE CALL THERE FOR JAY.
Bradley: THAT WAS THE SLOWEST DAMN COUNT I'VE EVER SEEN.

Ainsworth picks Jay up and Jay immediately attempts a kick, Ainsworth
catches his foot, Jay leaps and WHAM, he catches Ainsworth in the
back of the head with an Ensiguri.  The sound of that kick echoed off
of every wall in the Husky Stadium. 

Adam: MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THAT?
Bradley: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCK, FREDRICK GET UP!

Jay makes the cover, Hyde makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Ainsworth kicks out.

Adam: THIS WAS ONE SECOND AWAY FROM BEING OVER!!!

Jay picks Ainsworth up and Ainsworth quickly gets Jay in the
fireman's carry.  Jay slips out and he turns Ainsworth around and he
lifts him up and drops him in...

THE
VANCE
ATTACK

Jay bounces back into the ropes and catches a little breather.

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, WE COULD HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMP RIGHT NOW,
COVER HIM JAY, COVER HIM.

Jay makes the cover, Hyde makes the count

ONE
TWO

Bradley: NO, KICK OUT FREDRICK, PLEASE KICK OUT

THRE... NO, Fredrick kicks out

Bradley: YEESSSSSSS, WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Adam: THAT CLOSE, THAT CLOSE TO A NEW WORLD CHAMP.

Jay who looks a little frustrated now, picks Ainsworth up and
Ainsworth quick like a cat gets Jay in the fireman's carry and then
he slams him back first into the top rope.

Adam: MY GOD WHAT IMPACT!

Ainsworth falls into the nearest corner and he takes a breather.

Bradley: THAT'S RIGHT FREDRICK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEAT HIM, HE HAS TO
BEAT YOU!

Ainsworth picks himself up and he pulls Jay up.  Ainsworth hooks
Jay's arms and WHAM, he slams him HARD to the mat with a double armed
suplex.

Adam: OH, WHAT A SLAM!

Ainsworth makes the cover, Hyde with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jay gets the shoulder out!

Bradley: AGAIN, WHAT'S UP WITH THE SLOW COUNTING BY THIS REF?

Ainsworth goes to pick Jay up and out of nowhere Jay hoists Ainsworth
up on his shoulders and drops him in...

SUDDEN
DEATH

Adam: SUDDEN DEATH, HE JUST NAILED SUDDEN DEATH!

Jay covers him, Hyde makes the count.


ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Ainsworth rolls the shoulder out...

The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Adam: MY GOD, NOW THAT WAS A SLOW COUNT!
Bradley: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!

Jay gets up and Ainsworth nails him with a foot to the nuts and Jay
falls back down to the mat.

Adam: ANOTHER LOW BLOW, ANOTHER DAMN LOW BLOW!
Bradley: WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO, COME ON CHAMP!

Ainsworth gets to the second rope and as soon as Jay gets back up
Ainsworth comes off of the rope and he nails him with a Blockbuster.
Ainsworth makes the cover, Hyde with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jay kicks out.

Bradley: GET A DIFFERENT REF OUT HERE, THIS ONE COUNTS TO SLOW!

Ainsworth picks Jay up and Jay out of nowhere nails Ainsworth with...

THE
VANCE
ATTACK

Adam: ANOTHER VANCE ATTACK, ANOTHER VANCE ATTACK THIS IS IT, THE
MATCH IS OVER!!!

Jay goes over to cover Ainsworth who bounced over by the ropes.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Ainsworth got his foot on the bottom rope.

Adam: MY GOD, IF AINSWORTH WASN'T BY THAT ROPE, WE'D HAVE A NEW WORLD
CHAMPION!
Bradley: BUT HE WAS BY THAT ROPE AND WE DON'T HAVE A NEW WORLD
CHAMPION.

Jay who is SUPER PISSED now, picks Ainsworth up and he gets him in
pile driver position and Jay does a flip and WHAM, he nails Ainsworth
with...

THE
CANADIAN
DESTROYER

Adam: THE CANADIAN DESTROYER, SHADES OF PETEY WILLIAMS!
Bradley: OH NO!

Jay makes the cover, Hyde makes the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Ainsworth gets the shoulder out at the last second.

Adam: WHY WON'T HE JUST DIE!
Bradley: HE HAS THE HEART OF THE CHAMPION THAT'S WHY!
Adam: OH give me a break.

Jay Pounds the mat HARD because he is PISSED.  Jay then picks
Ainsworth up and out of nowhere Ainsworth rolls him up.  Hyde quickly
makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Jay kicks out.

Jay then gets up and out of nowhere he quickly drops Ainsworth for a
third...

VANCE
ATTACK

Adam: GAME OVER, AINSWORTH IS TOAST!!

Jay makes the cover, Hyde with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... Sandy jumps up on the ring apron.  Hyde gets up to get her
off.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING OUT HERE, SHE MAY HAVE JUST COSTED
JAY THE CHAMPIONSHIP!  DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!!

Jay gets up to get her off and out of nowhere WHAM he is nailed by a
con-chair-to by

ASH
&
GEOFF
ADAMS

Jay is out on his feet, Ainsworth gets up and Jay stumbles to him,
Ainsworth sends him airborne and then WHAM, he nails him with...

FLIGHT
5
8
7

Ash and Geoff clear the ring, Sandy jumps off of the apron.  Hyde
turns around and sees Ainsworth covering Jay.  Fans are BOOING
LOUDLY.  Hyde makes the count.

ONE
TWO

Adam: NO, NOT THIS WAY, NOT THIS WAY.

THREE

The bell sounds and "Down with the sickness" hits.  The A-Team gets
into the ring and they celebrate with Fredrick.

Adam: DAMMIT, JAY HAD THIS MATCH AND THE BELT WON!  DAMMIT, DAMMIT,
THIS IS MAKING ME SICK.
Bradley: WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO, THERE'S NO STOPPING THE A-TEAM!!!!
Charles: YOUR WINNER, AND STILL WORLD CHAMPION, FREDRICK
AIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTTTTHHHH
HHHHHHHHH!!!

Fredrick and The A-Team exit as the fans pretty much BOO them out of
the building.  Fredrick looks like he's on top of the world.  Jay
gets up and he is PISSED.  He starts kicking the ropes and all.  Jay
then turns to leave, and the fans give him a hero's ovation. 

Adam: LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD, THEY ALL KNOW WHO SHOULD BE THE
CHAMP
Bradley: But he ain't, and Ainsworth is.  Tonight Ainsworth was
better than him and he knew it.  And if Skid shows up Ainsworth is
gonna give him what for.

Backstage we see Sassy Lassy walking into the arena and the fans are
BEYOND APESHIT!!!!!
Crowd: Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy!
Sassy heads over to the Outlaw locker room and when she opens the
door,
we see Danny sitting on a bench and Sassy looks at him and smiles
brightly.
Adam: I wonder why Sassy is smiling like that?
Bradley: I don't know, but I have a feeling we are about to find out!!
Sassy walks into the locker room and sits on the bench next to Danny
and smiles at Danny.
Danny: Sass, Can I talk to you for a minute?
Sassy: Sure, Danny. You can always talk to me. How can I help you?
Danny: Uh, you remember what happened at Full Throttle, how you told
me how you felt about me and then you kissed me...and I didn't say
anything or do anything?
Bradley: I think Danny is gonna tell Sassy how he feels...
Adam: Shhh! I want to hear this...
Sassy: Yeah, of course I remember. How can I forget? *She blushes
brightly now and fidgets on the chair* I have been wanting to do that
for a very long time.
Danny: Ummm....Sassy...
Sassy: Yeah, Danny
Danny: You told me that you felt something...special...with those
kisses? Well, I felt the same thing too. I didn't know how to tell
you last week, not knowing if it was me that you felt something for
or Max...so I waited till now *Inches closer to Sassy*
Sassy: Well...I am glad that you told me...puts me at ease
Then we see Danny's finger go up to Sassy's lips
Danny: Shhhhh! Let me finish....Sassy, that kiss that I felt
something as well...*Pulls Sassy's hair from her face and gazes into
her eyes*
Danny then leans into Sassy and pulls her back onto the bench and
kisses her with greater passion and affection then ever before!
With that the camera pans out of the Outlaw Locker Room and all we
see is their door.
Bradley: Go back in there...I want to see more! This is just getting
good!
Adam: You would say that!
Backstage we see Matt Danger coming out of the Danger Inc. Locker
room and he's headed straight for the ring.
Adam: AND WE WILL HAVE A WORD FROM THE COMMISH WHEN WE COME BACK FROM
THIS SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK!
$$Commercial Break$$
We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!
Then we hear on the house speakers...
Hey baby are you listening,
I'll batten all the hatches down.
I'll take another of your prescriptions,
but know where we are from.

Counting the days.
Yeah, until some real cop screams my name.
Counting the days.
Yeah, until the cops break these chains.

Hey baby are you watching,
I'm phyched for your side-show.
I never want to be called precious,
because life is so touch-and-go

Counting the days.
Yeah, until some real cop screams my name.
Counting the days.
Yeah, until the cops break these chains.

Dig it, get it, dig it what-cha lookin' for.
Dig it, get it, dig it what-cha searchin' for.
Dig it, get it, dig it, yeah dig!
Yeah dig

Counting the days.
Yeah, until some real cop screams my name.
Counting the days.
Yeah, until the cops break these chains (repeat).

Break these chains (x3)
"Counting the Days" by Collective Soul plays over the
loud speakers and pictures of Matt Danger and Danger
Incorporated are displayed on the UltraTron as Matt
Danger walks out to the stage

Janet : Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to
introduce the VCW Commissioner #1, Mr. Matt
Dannnngerrrrrrrrrr !!

Matt enters the ring

Matt : Thanks Janet

Matt : how ya liking it here in VCW so far?

Janet : It is cool.. cool people to work with...

Matt : Well lets get on with what I have came here tonight to do....

Matt : Ladies and gentlemen I would like you look at UltraTron above
the stage ....

A Image of a kind of bracket is displayed on the UltraTron

http://www.geocities.com/nwasubzero/staff/brackets.jpg

Matt : Ladies and gentlemen, the image u see is the Women's Tag Team
Tournament Brackets....and this tournament will start this Tuesday on
Anarchy...

Matt : The first of the tournament will be K.D. & Marz from the FFC
versus Jennifer and Amy Lane of The Heartbreakers.....

Matt gives the microphone back to Janet and he calmly walks to the
back to a round of cheers from the fans.

Outside we see a long black limo pull up and on the license plate we
see

FFC VCW

Fans all CHEER!!!!

Bradley: AHAHA HAHA. *imitating Adam* LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD
ALL CHEERING FOR THE FIRST VCW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION!!!
Adam: Oh give me a break.

Out of the limo steps Marz *Cheers*, Ms. Payne *Cheers*,  K.D.
*Cheers*, Bambi *Cheers*, and then we see…

THE
REAL
J-LO
JESSICA
LOHAN

And the fans BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THE BUILDING as we see Jess with
her title draped over her shoulder.

Jess: UH-OH UH-OH, GUESS WHO'S HOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEE?
K.D.: The champ that's who.
Jess: Yes in deedy.
Marz: Hey Jess, did you by chance happen to see Chaos last week?
Jess: You know, there is enough CRAP on television as it is.  No I
didn't watch it.

The whole stadium as well as the FFC and Bradley starts laughing.

Jess: Why do you ask?
Marz: Poppy didn't show up.
Jess:  Really?
Marz: She was all distraught over getting her ass kicked by the TRUE
Wrestling Goddess.
Jess: That be me.
K.D.: Hey Jess, tell them what your middle name is.
Jess: Oh hell.
Marz: What is it girl?
Ms. Payne: This I'm dying to know.
Jess: It's Briana.
Marz: Jessica Briana Lohan.  Hmmmmmmm!
Jess: OH NO, DON'T YOU START MARZ.
Marz: That would make your initials…
Jess: Oh Jesus, NO!
Marz/K.D./Ms. Payne: J… B… L…
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT IS.  SHE'S THE "REAL" JBL,
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
K.D.: Sooooo that makes you the "REAL" Wrestling Goddess.
Jess: Yes, ALL of those bitches in the locker room should BOW before
me, for I AM... A WRESTLING GODDESS!!!
Bradley: HAHA, IT'S TRUE... SHE IS!!

"J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO..."

Jess: You girls ready?
K.D.: Let's do this... IT'S THE CHAMPS HOMECOMING!!!

Then we see Jess and The FFC head into the building.

Bradley: OH MY GOD, SHE IS SO HOT.  WE WILL HEAR FROM THE CHAMP AS
SHE ADDRESSES HER HOME TOWN, RIGHT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK.

$$Commercial Break$$

We see a riot happening spliced in with clips from the match with The
American Outlaws taking on The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress, and
Albatross.

Announcer: In this present day and age

We see a clip of Star nailing "Catch a falling Star" on JFF

Announcer: In this current STATE that we live in…

We see a clip of Peter Vance with J.M. Baddwin in the Texas Cloverleaf

Announcer: We are in dire need of an…

We see a bunch of clips of VCW action from Anarchy, Chaos, Torment,
and even War of Ages

Announcer: EMERGENCY!!!!

We see Fredrick Ainsworth holding up the VCW title, and we see Jason
Snow nailing The Main Event Power Bomb on him. 

"Soul Surfing" by Fatboy Slim hits

Announcer: VCW PRESENTS STATE OF EMERGENCY ORIGINATING FROM THE FIGHT
PALACE A/K/A THE VCW STADIUM LIVE JUNE THE 26TH, EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-
PER-VIEW, CALL YOUR CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER

We see random shots of VCW Action

Announcer: WE ARE IN... A... STATE... OF... EMERGENCY...


Then we hear "Longhorn"

Adam: What's this?  I know that this ain't who I think it is.

Fans are a bit puzzled and perplexed.

Bradley: NO... IT CAN'T BE!!

Then we see that black limo pull up and walking out of it we see,
K.D., Marz, Ms. Payne, and Bambi.  The fans all cheer as they head to
the ring.

Adam: I guess you can say that this is the cabinet.
Bradley: Now, you're catching on but where is JESS?

While in the ring K.D. has the microphone.

K.D.: SEATTLE, WASHINGTON...

Fans all CHEER!!

"FFC, FFC, FFC, FFC, FFC, FFC..."

K.D. smiles

K.D.: I PROUDLY, BRING TO YOU, THE FIRST EVER, VCW WOMEN'S NORTH
AMERICAN CHAMPION... THE REAL J-LO,
JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOHAN.

EVERY FAN JUMPS CLEARLY OUT OF THEIR SEATS!!!!!!!  Then we hear...

[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

Jess walks out to the ramp to a VERY RAUCOUS ovation.

"J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO..."

Bradley: AND LOOK AT THIS ADAM, LISTEN TO THIS CROWD.  THEY LOVE THIS
GIRL.
Adam: No doubt about it, she IS a great competitor.  I just don't
like her attitude.
Bradley: WHAT, I love her attitude.
Adam: You would.


Jess walks down the aisle then she stops in the middle of it.  She
leaps over the guard railing and she is embraced by the fans.  Jess
then leaps back over and she goes to the other side as does the same
thing.  Jess then gets into the ring, and she gets a mic from K.D.
Before Jess can get one word out we hear...

"WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME..."

Jess sucks up all of these cheers

Jess: THE CHAMP... IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!

"J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO..."

Jess: Diamond you are ONE... DUMB... BITCH!!!  Look at you, you
thought that by making me the number one entrant into that Battle
Royal that you were gonna crush my dreams of being the first woman to
EVER hold this title, didn't you?  You must have forgotten what my
name is... I'M J-LO BITCH!!!  You name the bitches and I have laid
them down.  Joss Katz, Amy Lane, Jennifer Lane, Gem, Poppy fucking
Quayle, Sassy Lassy and yes J.T.  I'm sorry to say this but Jelly
Telle, Last week you were Just Terrible.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jess: I was the number one entrant into that Battle Royal, I survived
26 other bitches and the three great Superstars behind me, Marz, Ms.
Payne, and my best friend K.D. to be able to come home with this
*holds up the title*

Fans cheer

Jess: Then once everyone but four were eliminated it, turned into a
four way dance in which I PINNED EVERY SINGLE BITCH IN THAT RING. 
Gem, I PINNED HER.  Poppy, I PINNED HER.  J.T., I BEAT HER ASS THEN I
PINNED HER!  I CANNOT BE STOPPED!  There's only one girl in the back
that I know I can't beat, those other BITCHES... ARE... NOT... IN...
MY... LEAGUE!!!  They should all bow down and worship at my feet.

Jess and the FFC as well as Bradley have a GREAT laugh at that.  But
then we hear...

You're now tuned into the muh'fuckin greatest
Turn the music up in the headphones
Tim, you can go and brush your shoulder off nigga
I got you, yeah

[Chorus: Jay-Z]
If you feelin like a pimp nigga, go and brush your shoulders off
Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off
Niggaz is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you
Get, that, dirt off your shoulder

B.B. comes out to a mixed reaction.

Adam: AND WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT!!
Bradley: I DON'T KNOW, I HOPE THAT SHE AIN'T COME OUT TO RUIN JESS'
HOMECOMING.

Then we see B.B. walk down the aisle and into the ring and she has a
mic in hand.

B.B.: I didn't come out here to ruffle your feathers, but I'm tough
with the flows/
Lay a finger on me and I'll be straight bustin' ya nose/
I didn't really come out here to trouble you yo/
Cause I see you out here with the N.W. Hoes/

Mixed reaction, more boos than cheers.  Adam is chuckling a little. 
Jess holds back K.D. and Marz.

B.B.: You say ain't nobody stopping you, please/
The fact is YOU are really not MY league/
I hear you out here running ya yap/
So I came out to challenge cause I wanted a match/
Backstage it's YOU the chicks, hate with urgency/
So how about me and you at State of Emergency/
Put the belt on the line, I'm coming to win/
If not, watch how quickly I get under ya skin/
Jess: SHUT... THE FUCK... UP!!!

Crowd cheers.

Jess: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN GET UNDER MY SKIN, HUH FEMINEM!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH, SHE CALLED HER FEMINEM!

That garnered a HELL of a lot of laughs from the audience.  B.B.
smirks.

B.B.: Because I know something...
Jess: WHAT DO YOU KNOW HUH?
B.B.: We all know that she ain't got a smart thought in her head/
And I heard from Blake that she even Farts in the bed/

We get a few more laughs and a few more BOOS out of the audience,
Jess is looking a little embarrassed.  Adam chuckles a little harder.

Bradley: OH NO

Then out of nowhere Bambi nails the Polish hammer on the back of
B.B.'s neck.  B.B. goes down and the crowd cheers as Jess starts
taking the boots to her.  Jess hoist B.B. up on her shoulders and
BOOM, she nails her with

JESS
INCREDIBLE

Bradley: THAT'S THE MOVE THAT WON HER THE BELT.

Marz then pick B.B. up and she gets her in Power Bomb position, she
lifts B.B. up in the air and is about to drop her for the Power Bomb
but K.D. comes off of the top and she nails B.B. with a Block Buster
just as Marz drops with a Power driver.

OOC: New Finisher for K.D. and Marz *The Box Office Smash*

Marz lifts up an opponent for a Power Bomb and K.D. goes to the top. 
Marz hold opponent up and K.D. leaps off of the top and nails a Block
Buster just as Marz nails a Power driver on their opponent.

All five girls start stomping away on B.B. but then we hear...

Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty (ho), christina you nasty? (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party (woo!)

Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows) x7

Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room
I'm coming through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the room

DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat'n til my clothes come off

It's explosive, speakers are pumpin' (oh)
Still jumping, six in the morning
Table dancing, glasses are crashin' (oh)
No question, time for some action

Temperature's up (can you feel it)
'bout to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise

Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

As "Dirty" by Christina Aguilera hits we see Amy and Jessica Lane
come out and we see the FFC scatter the ring.  Fans start booing as
we see Amy and Jessica help B.B. up.

Adam: THANK GOD THAT FIVE ON ONE MUGGING STOPPED!  AFTER THIS QUICK
TIME OUT, IT'S THE FFC VS. THE HEARTBREAKERS NEXT!

$$Commercial Break$$

Announcer: A PLANET IN TOTAL DISARRAY

We see Sinister nailing Curt Benjamin with Final Sin

Announcer: ANARCHY!

We see Fredrick Ainsworth putting JFF through the ring with Sleeping
with The Jesus Fish

Announcer: SOCIETY WITHOUT GOVERNMENT

We see clips of the Anarchy episode "A Night With the Fights" where
everyone was fighting.

Announcer: ANARCHY!!

We see a clip of Jason Snow giving Mr. Ross and Dawg The Main Event
Power Bomb

Announcer: SOCIETY WITHOUT LAW

We see Peter Vance getting jumped by The Adams Boyz

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!

We see Mike Acid nailing Allan Hughes with a Canadian Destroyer off
of the top of the UltraTron through the stacked burning tables.

Announcer: POLITICAL AND SOCIAL DISORDER

We see Mr. Ross pissed off at the first ever televised appearance of
Diamond

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!!

We see Nemesis nailing Dr. Spine Jerk with "The Tragedy"

Announcer: A LOSS OF FAITH

We see Star making Jerri tap out to the Star Treatment

Announcer: ANARCHY!!!!!

We see Jessica Lohan nailing the Lohan Drop from the top of the cage
on Joss Katz through the stacked burning tables.

Announcer: MASS CONFUSION

We see clips from The Wild Fight when The American Outlaws took on
The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross

Announcer: THIS IS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE, THIS IS ANARCHY!!!!!

"Bodies" hits and we see a sign that says

ANARCHY LIVE NEXT TUESDAY FROM THE SAM BOYD STADIUM IN LAS VEGAS,
NEVADA!!

Referee Donna calls for the bell..

Amy & Marz start the match off..

Amy & Marz start kicking and punching each other... Marz grabs Amy
and Irish whips her into the ropes and nails her with a clothesline
which knocks Amy flat on her ass...  

Bradley : Wow that was a strong clothesline by Marz
Adam : Yea that had to hurt Amy

Marz picks up Amy and gives her a quick DDT... Marz tags out to K.D.

K.D comes running in and picks up Amy and kicks Amy in the stomach
and grabs her by her long hair and gives Amy a X-Factor, driving her
head down hard to the canvas..

K.D. goes for the cover and gets a 2 count..

K.D. picks up Amy and tosses her to the outside..

Jessica and Ms Payne start doing a number on Amy.. kicking and
punching her... Jess sends Amy into the guardrail real hard...   Ms
Payne picks up Amy and suplexes her across the ring steps....

Bradley : oh that had to hurt....

Ms Payne throws Amy back into the ring to a waiting K.D.

K.D. covers Amy and gets a 2 count...

Jennifer comes running but is knocking out of the ring by Marz

K.D. picks up Amy and Irish whips Amy into the ropes and nails her
with a strong sidewalk slam.....    K.D. picks up Amy and gives Amy
three German suplexes......   

Adam : Shades of Chris Benoit there...

K.D. nails the 3 German suplexes and then gets on the top rope and
does a flying elbow drop onto Amy......

Adam : OH NO.... The KISS OF DEATH by K.D., that is her finisher...

K.D. goes for the cover and only gets a 2 count....

K.D. tags in Marz and Marz gets on the top rope as K.D. holds Amy
down..... .. Marz dives from the top rope....in a shooting star press
position but is backwards… and nails Amy with it....

Adam : OH SHIT.... THE ORBITAL by Marz...., that is her
finisher...lets see if she can get the 3 count on Amy...

Marz goes for the cover and only gets the 2 count....

Bradley : Jess is getting mad on the outside.....    Bambi gets on
the ring apron and distracts the referee as Jess slips into the ring
holding a kendo stick and nails Amy across the back of the head with
it..... and knocks Amy out cold...

Jess slips back outside of the ring ..and Bambi jumps off the ring
apron...

Marz lifts up an Amy for a Power Bomb and K.D. goes to the top.  Marz
holds Amy up and K.D. leaps off of the top and nails a Block Buster
just as Marz nails a Power driver on Amy..

Bradley : oh SHIT That was the BOX-OFFICE SMASH, a cool tag team
manuover by The FFC..
 
Marz goes for the cover on Amy and gets the 3333333 Count...

Charles : Your Winners and advancing to the Semi-Finals of The VCW
Women's Tag Team Title Tournament....... K.D. and Marz, The Female
Fight Club.
Adam: THEY HAD TO CHEAT TO DO IT.
Bradley: WHO CARES THEY WON, WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The fans are CHEERING loud as Hell as "Fight Music" is blaring and
The Female Fight Club are making their way to the exit.

Backstage we see Frosty walking towards the arena with the Iron man
belt slung over one shoulder. Suddenly, Donk Tyler runs up behind
Frosty and BAM!!! Slams him with a snow shovel right in his holly
jolly head.

Adam: Damn! Did you hear that?

Bradley: I bet Frosty isn't such a happy soul now.

Donk Tyler goes for the cover, and it's Edgar Hyde with the count.

1...
2...
3...

Charles: And the new Ironman champion, Dooonnnk Tyyyllleeerrr!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, I LOVE THIS SHOW!!

Backstage we see Jay Roachester with J.T. and Saundra and these great
SEATTLE fans are FUCKING LOSING IT for these girls.

Jay: So Girls, you're up next.  Any thoughts?
J.T.: Oh yeah, me and my girl here we came to VCW for some Gold.  I
know I came up a little short last week but me and that girl will
meet up again, REALLY soon.  But other than that me and my girl here
are coming for those belts, and NO ONE can stop us.
Saundra: That's right, TONIGHT SEATTLE, J.T. AND I WILL PUMP IT UP!!

Fans cheer as J.T. and Saundra head off to the ring, but J.T. is
called back.

"Hey Joanie"

J.T. turns around.

J.T.: Hey Saundra go on, I'll catch up to you.
Saundra: *looks at who called J.T.* Alright girl, I'll see you in the
ring.

Saundra stars walking off.  The camera turns around to reveal...

CHAD
RICHARDSON

FANS GO FUCKING APESHIT

J.T.: Hey Chaddy, what's up?
Chad: Nothing much, just wanted to wish you luck out there.
J.T.: WOW, that means SO much to me.
Chad: Oh really?
J.T.: Yes it does.

Chad looks around to make sure no one is watching and he lays a nice,
long passionate kiss on J.T.

Chad: Good Luck Joanie.

Chad walks off.  J.T. has a spellbound look on her face.

J.T.: Oh Lordy
Adam: QUATERFINALS MATCH IN THE VCW WOMEN'S TAG TITLES IS NEXT!

$$Commercial Break$$

inside of a dim lit gym we see a wrestling ring. And into that
wrestling ring enters JT. And she has a piece of paper in her hand,
and a microphone.

JT: Who are we?
we're people
red-blooded Americans
men and women
young...
and old
we are the stars
the upstarts
the show-stoppers
we are
who we are
we're heels
and faces
we are the drama
the entertainment
we're the leaders
the managers
we're hard-workers
we're VCW
WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!

Adam: Welcome back to ANARCHY, and FOLK we have a treat for you. 
Live in the studio tonight...

We see Mr. Ross chit chatting without sound with a VERY beautiful
lady by the name of Lara Logan.

Adam: We have from 60 minutes II, Lara Logan and she's interviewing
the Boss, Mr. Ross.
Bradley: AND IT'S ABOUT TIME.  Mr. Ross is quickly becoming the best
loved Billionaire on the planet.  You can't go anywhere without
seeing his face.
Adam: Unfortunately yes.  But Anyway let's take it to Mr. Ross and
Ms. Logan...

Backstage we see the very beautiful and vivacious Lara Logan as she
sits with a very happy looking Mr. Ross.

Lara: Hello all, I'm Lara Logan.  Contributing Correspondent for 60
Minutes II and CBS News.  I'm here with one of the fastest rising
Billionaires in the North America with the hottest product on the
market right now.  His company Vigilante Championship Wrestling has
shattered all records for ratings and VCW's first pay-per view Hell's
Highway has surpassed that of any sporting event's bi-rate.  And what
does he contribute his success to?  Does he contribute it to
himself?  That's what I want to know Mr. Ross, what do you contribute
the success of VCW to?
Mr. Ross: Well I can contribute the success of VCW to two things
actually.
Lara: Interesting.
Mr. Ross: I can contribute the success of VCW to first and foremost
those Rabid VCW fans that sell out every arena and Stadium we go to. 
And you can spot a Rabid VCW fan from a mile away, they are the ones
chanting "VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW…"

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW…"

Lara: And the second thing?
Mr. Ross: Well that's simple, the GREAT superstars that we have over
here that make these fans wanna chant "VCW, VCW"
Lara: That somewhat ties into my next question.  Some feel that
without the OWA existing, VCW would have never existed.  And some
also feel that the main talent that you have here that are pushing
your company over the top, were stolen from the OWA.
Mr. Ross: Okay, let's get the first question answered.  VCW would
have existed even without the OWA.  Now granted that we may not have
had, Sassy Lassy, Danger Inc., Skid Row, Cell Block, J.T. or Ace
Diamond.  But rest assured that The American Outlaws would have been
here, rest assured Peter Vance would have been here, rest assured
that VCW Would STILL be the number one Sports Entertainment company
in North America.  I'm THAT much adamant, I ALWAYS get what I want. 
Why?  Because I know how to get it.  And as far as me "stealing"
talent, I've never stolen anything from anyone.  Jess, Ainsworth,
Skid, Cell Block, Sassy, Ace, Ash, Geoff, they all came to me.  I
didn't go to them and I didn't steal them.  I mean honestly, how long
can you go with having one SURPRISE screw job after another without
getting fed up and wanting to go somewhere where it's not like that. 
It's almost like what Chris Jericho once said, I may not be quoting
him word for word but I think he said "[OWA] was all black and white,
but once I got to [VCW] it was like `Color' and I'm like Whoa this is
how it should be." That's the testament that EVERY VCW wrestler who
didn't wrestle here previous has.
Lara: How much credit do you take for the stars of VCW?
Mr. Ross: None.
Lara: Are you sure?
Mr. Ross: I take none at all.  I can only take credit for making
myself a star.  I can't take credit for The Outlaws because they all
made themselves stars.  I can't take credit for anyone but myself. 
All I do is give these great superstars a forum, a stage to perform,
and they take it from there.  And you know what, I love all of them
and I love what they do.
Lara: How exactly do you feel about other efeds that are out?
Mr. Ross: I like every efed that I see, as you can tell I was a HUGE
fan of the OWA.  But I just didn't like how things were ran.  There a
certain child like approach to the business side of things.
Lara: So is everything with VCW scripted or do we witness as you call
it in professional wrestling "shoots?"
Mr. Ross: So far as far as the "VCW" angles go, there are no shoots. 
Everything here is a work.  Now as far as ex-OWA superstars cutting
promos about their former company, those are all shoots.  I tried to
cut down on the shoots, and I've even told our announcers to cut back
on Anti-OWA remarks. Because I for one know how words can hurt or
damage a company.
Lara: Well they say that the OWA is pretty much past tense now and
you've hired almost all of the talent, even the co-owners.
Mr. Ross: There is no reason we all can't work together under one
umbrella.  And anyone that has ever worked with me knows that I am a
fair man.  I respect the OWA for what they did, and I know that they
respect VCW for what we have accomplished in such a short time.  So
bringing all of that over, not only releases stress from me but it
makes my company that much more better.  So we expect the ratings to
go even MORE threw the roof.
Lara: Can you trust them though, the co-owners of the OWA that is?
Mr. Ross: I trust everyone that walks through the doors of VCW.  If
they screw up and try to ruin my baby, then no question, they will go
out the same way that they came in.  If you can't show me loyalty, I
have no problem getting rid of you and working with the people who
can.  This is my method, this is how I've managed to get to the top
with VCW.  We have a TEAM here, and we believe in teamwork.  Everyone
pulls their share of the work.  This is why Anarchy is such a stellar
show.  I don't run it by myself, I oversee it, I book it, but I don't
do it by myself.
Lara: Well it looks like everything is running like clockwork here in
VCW.
Mr. Ross: Not clockwork, but it's getting there.  And trust me, we
are having A LOT of fun with this.
Lara: Thank you Mr. Ross, it's been a pleasure

Lara reaches out to shake Mr. Ross' hand.  Mr. Ross shakes her hand.

Mr. Ross: No Ms. Logan, the pleasure is all mine.
Lara: How do you say it Mr. Ross?  We now send you back to your
regularly scheduled VCW ass whooping.

Lara laughs as well as Mr. Ross

Lara: I've enjoyed myself here tonight.
Mr. Ross: Good we are gonna have to bring you back again soon...

The cameras fade as the two of them continue to talk.  We pan the
arena and we see those RABID VCW fans that Mr. Ross was just talking
about.

And then we hear "The Rockafeller Skank" again and we see on the
UltraTron in her office.

Diamond: You know Seattle would have been the perfect place to
announce this, and I was all prepared after Full Throttle to announce
this, but unfortunately I Can't.
Adam: What is she talking about?
Diamond: Due to recent events that I DON'T CONDONE!  The Main Event
at State of Emergency will be Fredrick Ainsworth defending his title
against Skid Row.

Boo emanate from the Stadium.

Diamond: And Skid as much as I don't like Ainsworth or The A-Team,
may God have mercy on your soul if you show up here tonight.  I FOR
ONE AM DISGUSTED WITH YOUR ACTIONS.  That's all, PLEASE enjoy the
rest of the show.

The camera comes back to the Announce booth.

Adam: WOW, What an announcement
Bradley: SEE, even Diamond agrees with me.
Adam: I see your point, but we have a show to do.  Welcome back to
VCW, I am Adam Cayle and sitting next to me is Triple B, "The
Beautiful" Bradley Brooks. If you are just tuning in to our great
program, we have been witnessing some of the very best of Women's Tag
Team competition and this next match is sure not to disappoint anyone
either.

Bradley: I certainly agree with you, Adam but you missed one very
important point.

Adam: What's that?

Bradley: Not only are we witnessing some of the greatest women's tag
teams around today, but we are seeing some of the hottest women on
T.V as well.

Adam: Oh brother! If these people want to see just hot women struting
around they could watch the "Divas" on that other wrestling program.
I like to think that we have some of the toughest female wrestler's
out there. Right now we will see Dy-Nasty and Christie going up
against one of my favorites to win this competition, J.T and Saundra
Gates.

Bradley: Yes, J.T and Saundra Gates seem like they might be a
formidable tag team but you are forgetting another great women's tag
team, Adam. Kiss of Death and Marz from the Female Fight Club under
the direction of one of the greatest women genius' of all time,
Jessica Lohan. She is one HOT ass babe if you ask me.

Adam: I don't remember asking you, Bradley. But now that you ask, I
think that Jessica Lohan might be a huge factor in getting the FFC
into Women's Tag Team Gold! Afterall, she is the dirtiest female
player in the game!

Bradley: Don't say that about "The Real J-LO". She doesn't always
cheat to win, Adam.

Adam: Oh brother!

Charles Holcomb makes his way into the ring and picks up a microphone
getting ready to announce the next match.

"American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz hits the speakers of the stadium
and white pyros shoot up as the very sexy, Dy-Nasty hits the entrance
ramp and the male members of the audience are howling loudly for this
obvious sex kitten. Dy-Nasty makes sure that she fuels the men's cat-
calls by posing in provacative poses for the men in the audience as
she makes her way to the ring.

Charles: Introducing first, hailing from San Antonio, Texas and
weighing in at 126 lbs, the very sexy Dyyy-Naaassstttyyy!

The male members of the audience are hooting and hollering as Dy-
Nasty slides into the ring and she poses some more in the middle of
the ring much to the male's delight.

Then "Bring 'em Out" by T.I is heard in the arena as Christie makes
her way to the entrance ramp. She jumps around a bit in her
cheerleader's uniform and does a bunch of cartwheels into a back
handspring and the crowd goes wild for Christie's acrobatic ability.

Charles: Introducing next, from Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at
115 lbs, Chhhrrriiissstttiiieee!

She flips onto the ring apron and then does a backwards somersault
into the ring. Christie does some cheerleader moves for the fans and
then does quite a bit of flips from one corner of the ring to the
other and the fans cheer at a fever pitch.

Suddenly the lights black out completely as a familiar song fades in
and the fans are on their feet.

"Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
See you later
I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide"

Blue and White pyros go off as J.T struts in and a strobe light goes
off and on.

"Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're Headstrong
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can't give everything away
I won't give everything away"

J.T. steps into the arena and climbs onto each turnbuckle in turn.
Raising her arms to the screaming fans.

"Conclusions manifest, your first impressions got to be your very best
I see you're full of $#!T, and that's alright
That's how you play, I guess you'll get through every night
Well now that's over
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide"

Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Hartford, Maine and weighing
in at 125 lbs, JJJJJJJJJJTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

The lights in the arena go dim again and all of a sudden the music
of "Drop It Like It's Hot!" by Snoop Dogg begins to play and the fans
are on their feet again as Saundra Gates appears on the entrance ramp
and Blue and White pyros begin to go off. She makes her way toward
the ring as she slaps the hands of a few lucky fans making her way
toward the ring.

Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Trenton, NJ and weighing in
at 130 lbs, Saaauuunnndddrrraaa Gaaattteeesss!

The cheers in the arena are at a fever pitch as Saundra slides into
the ring and goes over from turnbuckle to turnbuckle looking out into
the crowd and waving her hands to them. She smiles as she steps down
and begins to collaborate with J.T a bit as Dy-Nasty and Christie are
discussing their own strategy. Donna Berwick calls the first two to
go to the middle of the ring with her. Saundra and Christie look like
they will be the one's starting this one up.

< T > VCW Women's Tag Team Contender's Match

< N >     J.T and Saundra Gates versus

< A >        Dy-Nasty and Christie

Donna Berwick calls for the bell to ring and the match begins. Collar
and elbow tieup, Christie gets an arm wrench on Saundra, Saundra
counters with a reverse armbar and then into an armbar takedown
bringing Christie to the mat. Saundra rolls Christie up and goes for
the pin...

ONE!
TWO!
TH...Christie gets her shoulder up!

Crowd: TWO!

Adam: Close call already for Christie and Dy-Nasty. They are going to
have to do much better than that if they want any chance in seeing
those Women's Tag Team Belts.

Bradley: Adam, shut up! Christie and Dy-Nasty are doing just fine and
they look even finer. Go girls!

Saundra pulls Christie up and whips her into the ropes, on the return
she leapfrogs Christie and goes for the sleeper drop but Christie
counters with a forward russian leg sweep knocking Saundra onto the
mat. Christie then gets Saundra up and we see another collar and
elbow tie up, Christie with a waist lock on Saundra, and tries going
to the ropes presumably for a springboard huricanrana but Saundra
elbows Christie, grabs onto her waist and nails a hellacious reverse
suplex on Christie and then up to a bridge for the cover...

ONE!
TWO!
TH...Christie gets her shoulder up again!

Crowd: TWO!

Adam: Very nice move from Saundra!

Bradley: Yeah, I agree. But I much rather just look at these girls
then see them batter each other like this. Why can't they just get
along?

Saundra gets Christie up and to her dismay Saundra gets an eye rack
from Christie and the boos from the crowd are at a fever pitch. She
tried to capitalize on that move by throwing Saundra into the ropes
and on the return hit Saundra with a cross body drop but Saundra
counters by kicking Christie in the stomach and the crowd is on their
feet as the chants are deafening throughout the stadium, "HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Then Saundra, who is standing next
Christie and she is laying on her back on the mat,  Saundra does a
back flip and lands onto Christie getting a standing moonsault on
Christie. She lifts her leg for the cover...

ONE!
TWO!
TH...Christie kicks out from that cover!

Crowd: TWO!

Adam: Nice standing moonsault from Saundra.

Saundra gets up and attempts to help Christie up at the same time but
Christie grabs onto her hands and flips Saundra onto her back and
Saundra is now writhing in pain. Christie then gets up onto her feet
and leaps off the ground onto the ropes and lands cross body on
Saundra for a springboard huricanrana. Christie goes for the cover…

ONE!
TWO!
Saundra kicks out!

Dy-Nasty slips in the ring now to double team Saundra. Christie
throws Saundra into the turnbuckle while Dy-Nasty kneels in front of
Saundra to help Christie execute Poetry in Motion.

Adam: Wow! Nice move by Dy-Nasty and Christie with the Poetry in
Motion. This match might be over!

Bradley: Don't count on it! J.T and Saundra are two very tough girls.

Adam: Bradley, you are so wishy washy, just like an OWA co-owner that
we all know.

Bradley: *laughs*

Christie tries and goes for the cover but she gets interrupted by J.T
and the crowd is on their feet for her. J.T starts waylaying on Dy-
Nasty as Saundra and Christie exchange punches as well. J.T and
Saundra throw their prospective opponents into one another for a
double head butt. J.T goes underneath the ring and pulls out a chair
and hands one to Saundra as well. As Dy-Nasty and Christie begin to
get up, Saundra and J.T get ready to get off a hellacious double con
chair to on their opponents and Christie goes flying outside of the
ring.

Adam: Holy Good God! That was a huge move from Saundra and J.T.

Bradley: Yeah, but they are going to mess up Dy-Nasty and Christie's
beautiful faces!

Saundra goes outside the ring going after Christie as J.T stays in
the ring with Dy-Nasty. Saundra picks up Christie and gets a nice
missile drop kick on her sending her into the steel stairs as J.T
picks up Dy-Nasty and gets a head scissors on her sending her into
the mat. Saundra smashes Christies face into the steel stairs as J.T
climbs up to the top rope and gets a HUGE flying frog splash on Dy-
Nasty.

Adam: Saundra and J.T are annihilating Dy-Nasty and Christie!

Bradley: Yeah, poor Christie's beautiful face is getting clobbered
and Dy-Nasty's body is getting all bruised up.

Adam: Oh brother!

We see Saundra climb on the ring apron and gets a springboard seated
senton on the slowly rising Christie sending her into the barricades
as J.T again gets back up on to the top rope and nails a HELLACIOUS
swan dive onto Dy-Nasty as she flips over onto her stomach from the
impact of the move. J.T goes for the cover…

ONE!
TWO!
THR… Dy-Nasty kicks out!

Adam: Close call there!

Bradley: Very close!

Seeing Dy-Nasty on the mat, J.T goes up to her and grabs on to her
legs and puts her in the position for the sharpshooter, torquing her
body and making Dy-Nasty scream in agony. J.T sits down real low
locking in the sharpshooter and pulling her legs back as far as
possible. Dy-Nasty is on her arms reaching for the ropes, trying to
reach closer and closer to the rope.

Adam: Dy-Nasty is trying to reach the rope.

Bradley: Come on, Dy-Nasty! You can do it!

Dy-Nasty tries with everything that she's got to reach the rope and
it finally pays off. The referee, Donna Berwick, tells J.T to let go
of the hold but she holds onto it just a little bit longer making Dy-
Nasty scream one last time. Saundra in the meantime starts smashing
Christie on the back with a chair as she starts to come through.
Saundra picks up Christie after laying the chair onto the floor and
nails a HUGE pump handle slam on Christie as she is bleeding
profusely now.

Adam: Good God! I think that Christie is out now! There is no way
that she is getting up after that!

Bradley: Sadly, I think you are right. I was hoping to see a bit more
of Christie!

Saundra rolls into the ring now to try to help J.T finish off Dy-
Nasty. J.T lifts up Dy-Nasty onto her feet and throws her into the
ropes. Saundra and J.T join their hands and get off a HUGE double
clothesline and the fans are on their feet.

Adam: The end is near! I feel it!

Bradley: Me too! Go J.T!

J.T stands in the corner and starts to pound her feet into the mat
waiting and watching Dy-Nasty. As Dy-Nasty makes her way to her feet
J.T runs toward Dy-Nasty and thrust kicks into Dy-Nasty's head as
Saundra does a backflip grabbing onto Dy-Nasty's falling head and
nails a HELLACIOUS Close the Gates!

Adam: Wow! I don't know what those two are calling that move but I
think that it is a formidable finisher. These two are going to be a
force to be reckoned with.

Bradley: Yes, J.T and Saundra are definitely favorites for the belt
after that move!

J.T pulls up Dy-Nasty's leg for the cover…

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

Donna Berwick calls for the bell.

Charles: And the winner of this match and who will go on to the next
round of the Women's Tag Team Contenders…JJJJJJ.TTTTTT and
Saaauuunnndddrrraaa Gaaattteeesss!

Saundra and J.T looking a bit worn out give each other a hug and join
hands as they celebrate with the crowd.

A black and silver jeep pulls in to the arena parking
lot. With the license plate that reads RIOT. The crowd
goes into an uproar as we see Skid Row and Jerri
Ainsworth get out from the vehicle. Jerri is wearing a
set of handcuffs as Skid begins to lead her throughout
the back.

Adam: Skid Row and Jerri just arrived!
Bradley: Look, he has her handcuffed! This guy is a
criminal, and a rapist!
Adam: Bradley, settle down.

As they leave the parking lot and enter the backstage
area, Skid is ambushed by Ash and Geoff Adams. Ash
nails Skid in the head with a vase. He and Geoff
relentlessly stomp away on Skid, as we now see
Fredrick Ainsworth arrive on the scene and he hurries
Jerri off to safety.

Bradley: Beat his ass! Give him what he deserves!

Geoff gets a few running starts and plants field goal
kicks directly into Skid's gut. Ash grabs Skid's head
and relentlessly pummels him with fists to the head. A
rush of security comes to break the men off of him.
It takes them several minutes but they finally manage
to get the A-Team away from Skid. EMT's arrive moments
later, but Skid refuses medical attention, and tries
to make it to his feet.

Backstage we see Victoria with Mack Taylor and the fans BOO loudly.

Victoria: So Mack, All the fans around the world want to know if you
will accept Ruckus' challenge for a shoot fight at State of Emergency.
Mack: Look here bitch a great man once said "from the places I've
been *looks at Victoria* I'm looking at about a $5 piece of ass." 
*HUGE BOOS* "Don't get me wrong, if I could rustle up about 5 dollars
and a clothespin, I'd give you a shot."
Adam: What an ASS!
Mack: Bottom line is, when Ruckus can bring his skinny little bitch
caucus to that ring, I'll kick his ass, whip his ass, beat his ass
till his mommy comes.  So YES I accept his challenge, you tell that
BITCH to meet me in the ring for the contract signing next week and
I'll FUCK him up personally.  Untuck your tail and grow a sack and
meet me in MT home town and go face to face with the man that will
make you tap out for the first time in your shoot fighting career. 
When I'm done with you, the only difference you'll have from this
bitch holding the mic is that no dude is EVER gonna want to touch you.

Mack walks off to a HUGE round of BOOS.

Backstage in the American Outlaws locker room... and the camera is
trained on Jason Snow getting ready for the main event...

Jason: You ready?

The camera turns to Star...

Star: As always...

The camera turns back to Jason...

Jason: Let's...

Suddenly we hear a knock on the door...

Jason: Who is it?

Voice: The Big Bad Wolf...

Jason: Very funny, wiseass.

Jason goes to the door and opens it. And to everybody's surprise, we
see, in street gear, none other than

THE
4:20
KID
DAVE
REEFER!

And the fans go totally BEYOND MONKEYNUTZ for the Seattle native!

Jason: Well I'll be damned!

Dave: S-Town in the houuuuuuuuuuse!!!

And the ovation is off the fucking chain, and the fans chant "REEFER,
REEFER, REEFER" at the top of their fucking lungs...

Jason: Fucking right it is. I totally forgot you're from Seattle too.

Dave: Hey, in my time, I've forgotten a lot more, haha...

Jason: Yeah, happens to the best of us. So Stevie come with you?

Dave: No, he's in the UK, trying to help poor Joss Katz... *a great
cheer* Ever since JFF got put in the hospital, and Dawg... or should
I
say, Jeremy...

Jason: Whatever...

Dave: Ever since he took his "vacation" *does the quote gesture with
his hands* the OWA has seriously been in the toilet.

Jason: Yeah, that sucks... so Joss has got guys helping her out I
guess?

Dave: Yeah. I mean, John Stone's a big help to her, but with all the
stuff that's happened to her, with her family, with J, well... only
so
much one person can do about that.

Jason: Hey, she did say she'd be in Seattle tonight. I guess...

Dave: She's too busy trying to get us to the PPV.

Jason: O...kaaay... Like you read my mind there...

Dave: Hey, Seattle minds think alike, huh?

More cheers from the huge crowd...

Dave: Anyway Jase, I'll be rooting for you and Star in your match
up.
And hey, do you remember a few weeks ago, when Sinister & Mistress
had
that altercation in Bossier City with a pal of mine?

Jason: Oh yes...

Dave: Wasn't it... April 26th when it all came to a head? I think if
the Stoner-ites in the production truck take us back, they know who
I'm
talking about...

--------------Anarchy: The Night The Buullshit Stops...--------------

Then we hear a meowing cat, and it purrs as a couple
guitar chords sound...

"It's... be... cause... of... these drugs I do! That
make me do the things.... I doooo!"

"These Drugs" by D-12 plays, and green smoke engulfs
the ramp. And out comes Stevie Bong with a mic in hand.

Bradley: How does this guy get an entrance?
Adam: I have no idea. Well I'm guessing he's come to call Sinister
out for the comments he made in Bossier City this weekend. Let's
take you back to what happened.

VCW---House show--- April 21 - Bossier City, Louisiana; CenturyTel
Center

Stevie: TO ALL MY STONER-ITES IN
BOH-SEE-AY CIT-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... ARE Y'ALL BLAZIN'
IT UP IN THIS MUTHA FUCKA OR WHAT?

The fans are rowdy as a motherfucker...

Stevie: Now, if y'all don't already know it, I am
"Smokin'" Stevie Bong, and on March 3rd, 1981, Mama
and Papa Bong had a son. And they called him Stevie.
And he was born... RIGHT HERE, IN BOSSIER... FUCKIN...
CITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

By now, the ovation is UNREAL, even the Outlaws didn't
get this reaction when they came out...

Stevie: You see, despite moving to Illinois after high
school, I always consider myself to be a Louisiana
native first. *more cheers*

Adam: What the fuck is he, a cheap pop merchant?
Bradley: Damn right.

Stevie: And I try and visit this great town of Bossier
City whenever I can. And I'm so pleased that since
becoming a professional wrestler, that I have had the
opportunity to come to this great state...

The fans ovation is deafening!

Stevie: ...and perform for you guys. Now you can say a
lot about fans from certain cities being the best
wrestling fans in the world. Well, I've been to
Baltimore, I've been to Philadelphia, I've been to
Chicago, to St. Louis, to Charlotte, to Pittsburgh, to
Seattle, Los Angeles, Orlando, you name the city,
chances are, I've been there in my wrestling career.
But never in the 4 years I've been doing this... have
I ever had a better reaction, in my opinion, than that
I get from the Louisiana fans.

The fans by now are applauding BIG time, and chanting
for "Stevie!" like nothing else...

Stevie: But enough of my appreciation speech, I have a
couple of words for a particular couple in VCW.

Fans chant "Bonnie & Clyde" as if they have an idea as
to who Stevie is talking about...

Stevie: No, not those two. Jase and Star are cool.
However, Sassy... girl, you might piss Cherry off a
little with you dropping your belt. So if you can, you
might want to come to Ames, Iowa this Friday. Not as
an Outlaw, but as a Popper, you feel me?

Fans cheer big time, and "Sassy!" chants begin...

Stevie: Anyway folks, the two people I want to talk
to... well, to the Stoner-ites operating the
UltraTron, fire up that footage from earlier on...

[Earlier On]

Then we hear "Sour Times Live" by Portishead and we
see Sinister and
Mistress come through the crowd.

Adam: Great, first we had to deal with those assholes
who just left
the ring.
Bradley: Who The Perpetrators?
Adam: Yes, now we have to listen to this asshole.
Bradley: I like him. He made a great impact on
Anarchy.
Adam: He dropped a girl on her head.
Bradley: Yes I know.

Sinister and Mistress both slide into the ring and
both get mics.

Sinister: Bossier City, huh? FUCK BOSSIER CITY.

The fans boo the shit out of Sinister

Sinister: This has got to be the worst city in
Louisiana. I'll tell
you this much, Bossier City ain't New Orleans. You
guys are nothing
more than a bunch of in-bred pieces of SHIT! I hate
anyone that comes
from Bossier City.

Fans boo even LOUDER at that comment. They start up
the "ASSHOLE,
ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE..." chant

Sinister: You're thoughts about me are like toilet
paper. Because I
WIPE MY ASS WITH WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME!

fans boo even LOUDER
[/Earlier On]

Stevie by now, has a little bit of a pissed off look
on his face, and the fans boo BIG TIME...

Stevie: Sinister! I got problem with your girl... but
I got a SERIOUS FUCKING PROBLEM WITH YOU!

You think that Bossier City is an inbred piece of shit
town, huh? Well I am NOT feeling that, asscheese.

In fact *imitates Sinister in a goofy way* YOUR
thoughts on Bossier City are like toilet paper. And
here, we got 12,000 of my fellow Stoner-ites WHO WIPE
THEIR ASSES ON WHAT YOU THINK!

The fans are totally going nuts...

Stevie: If anything, YOUR hometown, wherever the fuck
it is, is probably the worst piece of shit town ever,
because hell, you need to diss MY birthplace to feel
big, huh!

Well little man, how about a little challenge. You
take on me, one-on-one, you choose any stipulation.
Now, we can have this fight on Anarchy, or we can have
it on Chaos. The choice is yours, but whether it be in
Nashville, Tennessee, or Carbondale, Illinois, which
is just a five hour drive from my current residence of
Peoria... *great cheers* but Sinus-turd or whatever
your name is, I'm gonna WEED my way through you, SMOKE
your punk ass out, and you'll wonder just one thing as
you leave the ring the loser...

"DAMN! I MUST HAVE BEEN ON DRUGS TO DISS HIS
BIRTHPLACE!"

The place is shaking with the frenzied cheers...

Stevie: And Sinister... just one more thing before I
leave...

The fans go wild, as they anticipate Stevie's next
sentence...

Stevie: YOU... CAN... BLAAAAAAAAZE... THAT... SHIT...
RIGHT... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!

[LATER]

Then we hear a loud EXPLOSION COME FROM OUTSIDE

Mr. Ross, Ms. Russo, Richard, and Matt all run outside, we see the
security van of JFF has been demolished... We see Stevie's car has
been totalled, and we see the OWA National title belt is laying on
the ground. Mr. Ross looks up and sees a Monster Truck, and a
Construction Crane. JFF falls out of the security truck, bleeding
from everywhere.

Mr. Ross: FUCK, someone call him an ambulance.

Then we see Stevie fall out of his car, all fucked up.

Mr. Ross: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?

The doors to the monster truck open up, and the doors to the
construction crane open up and we see stepping out of both vehicles is

SINISTER AND MISTRESS

Sinister walks over to a prone Stevie and picks him up and give him
his "Final Sin" right on the concrete

Adam: DAMN, HE MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK!

Then Mistress walks over to him and she gives him another "Final Sin"

Bradley: SHE'S VICIOUS! I think tonight was the wrong night for the
OWA to pull that shit they pulled.

Sinister walks over to JFF and he smiles to himself. He picks up the
OWA National Title and he drapes it over his shoulders. But then
Sinister sees Albatross. Sinister walks over to Albatross

Sinister: You wanted an impact, you got an impact. Here's
your "official" FTOWA title

Sinister gives Albatross a belt. Albatross nods to Sinister who nods
back, then out of nowhere Sinister is hit from behind and it's Curt
Benjamin, Sinister and Curt start fighting unitl Mistress joins in on
the beatdown. Sinister and Mistress both grab Curt and give him the
double final sin.

Sinister: I want you to pay close attention to what I do to Stevie
bitchcakes on Tuesday, because at Hell's Highway, BITCH... THAT...
WILL... BE... YOUR... FATE!

Sinister spits on Curt then exits.

-------------------BACK TO ANARCHY-----------------------------------

Bradley: WOW, that Sinister meant business.
Adam: He sure damn did. But it looks like Stevie means a little
business himself.

Stevie stands in the middle of the ring and he has the microphone

Stevie: SINISTER! Get your two-bit ass the fuck out here, so I can
WEED YOU OUT AND SMOKE YOU UP!

The lights go out. Then we hear "Sour Times Live" by Portishead.

Bradley: That's Sour Times, we know who that is.
Adam: As I stated earlier he was here.

Then the lights come back on and we see Sinister and Mistress sitting
in the front row.

Bradley: HOW DID THEY GET THOSE GREAT SEATS?

Stevie turns around and he sees Sinister and Mistress, he slides
under the ring rope and runs to the outside. Sinister is smiling as
Stevie leaps over the guard railing. Stevie lands right on Sinister
and he starts working Sinister over with some hard rights.

Adam: AND STEVIE IS ALL BUSINESS!

Sinister pushes Stevie off of him, Sinister gets up to a vertical
base. Stevie attempts a spear, but as Stevie was launching himself
he is nailed in the face with a VICIOUS chair shot from Mistress.

Bradley: The Jerkass factored out Mistress.
Adam: Not a wise move at all.

Sinister picks Stevie up and rams his head into the guard railing.
Sinister then picks Stevie up and Belly-to-Belly suplexes him over
the guard railing onto the ring side floor.

Bradley: WOW WHAT A MOVE!

Stevie manages to pick himself up. Sinister jumps onto the guard
railing and nails Stevie with a missile dropkick.

Adam: Great balance for a man of his size.

Sinister goes to pick Stevie, but is nailed with a nut shot. Fans
boo a little at that cheap shot by Stevie.
Bradley: I've said it once, I'll say it again. That's the great
equalizer

Stevie jumps onto the apron, and he nails Sinister with a shooting
star press. He picks Sinister up and he rolls him into the ring.
But before Stevie could get into the ring he is assaulted by some
SICK ASSED CHAIR SHOTS from…

ALBATROSS
AND
MISTRESS

Albatross is dragging Melvin Ackerman with him, He takes Melvin over
to the time keepers table and has Melvin ring the bell.

Bradley: The bell just rung, does that make this an official match?
Adam: No Bradley
Bradley: Just asking

Stevie gets up and he is nailed with a MEAN con-chair-to from
Albatross and Mistress. Albatross nails Stevie with the
switchblade. Mistress picks Stevie up and gives him his "Final Sin",
Albatross then picks Stevie up and hits him with a "Double Shot."

Adam: OH MY LORD, How can Stevie survive an array of moves like that.
Bradley: Next time he'll keep his mouth shut.

Sinister is laying in the corner (like Raven) and smiling at all of
this.

Adam: And look at him, smiling at all of the carnage.

As a matter of fact Sinister is laughing his ass off. Mistress
tosses Stevie into the ring. Sinister points to Mistress, and
signals for her to look under the ring.

Bradley: What is she looking for?
Adam: Whatever it is, it can't be good.

Mistress goes under the ring and she pulls out a stop sign and hands
it to Sinister. Sinister then takes the sign and WHAM, he bends it
around Stevie's head. Sinister then picks Stevie up, who is bleeding
from the forehead, face, and nose and he tosses him into the ropes
and upon Stevie returning he is caught with a swinging diamond
cutter. Sinister picks up Stevie again, this time he kicks Stevie in
the nuts and drops him in the double arm DDT. Sinister now has a
serious smile on his face as he knows the end is near.

Adam: Look at that devious, DEVIOUS smile on his face.

Mistress tosses him a chair into the ring. He catches it and CRASH,
he nails Stevie with it. Stevie is out on his feet, as Mistress
enters the ring. Sinister places the chair in the middle of the
ring, he sends Stevie into the ropes, when Stevie comes back,
Mistress hits the drop toe hold just as Sinister is doing the X-
Factor. SMASH, Stevie's face breaks that chair.

Adam: MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

Sinister then picks Stevie up and sets him up in DDT position,
Sinister then gives Stevie his "Final Sin." Sinister covers Stevie.
Albatross enters the ring and makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE

Fans give a mixed reaction as "Sour Times live" plays over the PA.
Mistress grabs Charles and forces him to announce the winner.

Charles: AND THE WINNER OF THIS BOUT IS... SINISTER!
Adam: SHE FORCED HIM TO SAY THAT!
Bradley: and she'd force you to say it too.

Fans start to boo. Sinister, Albatross, and Mistress get back into
the ring and start to work over Stevie a little more. Sinister is
stomping away on him, Mistress has taken what's left of that chair
and started smacking him in the face. Albatross has locked Stevie in
the Scorpion Death Lock. Stevie is completely out...
--------------back to current Anarchy---------------

The fans in Seattle boo ther LIVING SHIT out of that footage...

Jason: Aaahhh... amazing how shit flows together in VCW...

Dave: Ain't it the truth. I know that I speak for Stevie when I
say...
smoke their punk asses out.

Jason: Fucking right I will.

Dave: Awesome.

Dave goes to shake Jason's hand, but Jason refuses the handshake...

Jason: I would shake your hand Dave, but my hands are full.

Dave: No they're not.

Jason: They're not? Oh... well, picture this. One can of Beat Ass in
one hand for Sinister, one can of Beat Ass in the other for Mistress.
And
Star's gonna bring that shit too.

Dave: Excellent. And to quote your good self, treat those two like
group sex. Pass those pussies round and pound them!

More great cheers...

Dave: And to quote my good self...

Jason: *interrupts* YOU CAN BLAZE... THAT... SHIT... RIGHT...
Jason/Crowd: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!

Dave: That's the spirit... now go out there and tear Husky Stadium
down!
Jason: OH... MOST... DEF... THEY'VE BEEN CAMPAIGNING FOR THIS ASS
WHOOPING...
Star: AND THOSE BITCHES ARE ABOUT TO GET ELECTED!!!!

Dave smiles as Jason and Star exit the locker room and head for the
ring.  In the hallways Jason and Star bumps into Jay.

Jason: Hey Jay.
Jay: What's up Jase.
Jason: I saw your match out there, tough break kid.  But you'll be a
champion...
Jay: Really?
Jason: One day.

Fans laugh, Jay starts to scowl.

Jason: *inhales hard* Now keep your eyes on me, this is how it should
be done.

Jason and Star walk off laughing as Jay is looking SUPER pissed.

Adam: THE MAIN EVENT, JASON SNOW AND STAR CHALLENGE FOR THE WORLD TAG
TITLES AGAINST SINISTER AND MISTRESS AND IT'S NEXT!!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see a riot happening spliced in with clips from the match with The
American Outlaws taking on The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress, and
Albatross.

Announcer: In this present day and age

We see a clip of Star nailing "Catch a falling Star" on JFF

Announcer: In this current STATE that we live in…

We see a clip of Peter Vance with J.M. Baddwin in the Texas Cloverleaf

Announcer: We are in dire need of an…

We see a bunch of clips of VCW action from Anarchy, Chaos, Torment,
and even War of Ages

Announcer: EMERGENCY!!!!

We see Fredrick Ainsworth holding up the VCW title, and we see Jason
Snow nailing The Main Event Power Bomb on him.

"Soul Surfing" by Fatboy Slim hits

Announcer: VCW PRESENTS STATE OF EMERGENCY ORIGINATING FROM THE FIGHT
PALACE A/K/A THE VCW STADIUM LIVE JUNE THE 26TH, EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-
PER-VIEW, CALL YOUR CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER

We see random shots of VCW Action

Announcer: WE ARE IN... A... STATE... OF... EMERGENCY...

Backstage we see Donk Tyler walking towards the parking lot with the
belt in his left hand, when suddenly,
CCCCCCRRRRRRAAAAACCCCCCKK!!!!!!!! Frosty comes out of nowhere and
breaks a broomstick over Donk's head. Donk stumbles back, a thin
stream of blood flowing from his forehead. Frosty then grabs Donk by
the hair and slams his skull into the brick wall, coloring the white
paint a deep crimson.

Adam: Holy Shit!!!

Bradley: Now that's a holly jolly ass-whoopin'

Donk Tyler collapses on the ground in a bloody heap and Frosty goes
for the cover, Byron Ackerley goes for the count.

1...
2...
3...

Janet: and the returning Iron man champ, FFFRRROOOSSSTTTYY!!!!!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THE SNOWMAN IS THE CHAMP AGAIN!!

Backstage we see Jennifer helping Amy to their dressing room but as
they pass Diamond Ross' office, she stops and knocks on the door..

Diamond : yes come in

Amy : hello Ms Ross.  I would like to talk to u...

Diamond : what do u need, Amy?

Amy : I am pissed off that that bitch, Jessica Lohan, attacked me
during our match against K.D. and Marz.....  I want a match against
her next week on Anarchy... I know I can beat her.  If I get her one
on one, I just know that I can beat her,

Diamond : Well...ok I guess I can give ya that match....

OOC : Match signed for Anarchy 6/14
Amy Lane w/ Jennifer Lane vs. "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan w/ Bambi

Amy : Thanks Mrs. Ross..

Diamond : No problem, go get some rest and get back to 100 percent u
will need it next week.. 

Amy gets up to leave.

Diamond: Oh yeah, Amy.
Amy: Yes, Mrs. Ross.
Diamond: this match WILL be for the belt.  And the FFC WILL be banned
from ringside

HUGE BOOS from that comment.

Amy: Thanks Mrs. Ross

Then we hear "Sour Times Live" by Portishead as the cameras go to the
front row as we see Sinister and Mistress hop the guard railing with
the tag titles.

Adam: AND WE ARE BACK FOR THIS DREAM MATCH MAIN EVENT!
Bradley: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVER SINCE SINISTER AND MISTRESS
CAME HERE TO VCW.
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS YOUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING AND
IT'S FOR THE VCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES.  INTRODUCING FIRST YOUR
CHAMPIONS, THEY ARE SINISTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTRRRRREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Then the lights go out

Then we hear the quickened sound of THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP

[Busta Rhymes]
Just make sure them, them drums is smackin

(Power chord) THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP...

Busta Rhymes: THIS... MEANS… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

The "Iron Man" chord kicks in, AND THE FANS FUCKING LOSE IT!!!

Busta: I work hard to take care of every one of my niggaz
Feel the love and appreciation from all of my niggaz
When I think meditate and contemplate for my soul
watch the truth manifest once the story unfold
Disloyal motherfuckers I'ma BANISH you all
and celebrate all in your absence once I get rid of y'all
Sometimes I can't describe the wicked shit I feel in my heart
Break my silence and sporadically tear you apart
Strike with a serious vengeance and before you die
Put you through the worst and make you take a look in my eye!
So you could witness the extreme damage caused by betrayal
Make you sorry for the fact that you attempted and failed!
Make you eternally suffer, you was one of my mens
Turn your back on me, and I'ma make sure you get it back times ten
Stay TRUE -- now that's the one thing I religiously pledge
If you ain't wit me I'ma throw you WAY over the edge
THIS MEANS WAR!!

[Ozzy Osbourne]
Take a look inside
You can run and you can hide
If you cross my path
I'll make sure you feel my wrath
Give and you receive
Cherish every breath you breathe
Scriptures on the wall
Those who betray all must fall

Charles: AND REPRESENTING THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS FROM RIGHT HERE IN
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, SHE IS THE CURRENT VCW WORLD TELEVISION
CHAMPION, HE IS THE 3 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BETTER
KNOWN AS "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS" STAR AND "THE MAIN
EVENT" JAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SNOW

They come out and THE FANS FUCKING GO BEYOND, BEYOND, BEYOND MONKEY
NUTZ.  Jason and Star run down the aisle and they both slide under
the bottom ring rope. Jason and Star have a stare down with Sinister
and Mistress.  Sinister and Mistress both point to their titles and
they laugh.  Jason nails Sinister with a flurry of rights, Star nails
Mistress with a flurry of lefts and rights.  Referee Clifford Burns
signals for the bell to start the match.

<< T >> VCW World Tag Team Championship
<< N >> Sinister and Mistress (Champions)
<< A >> vs. "The Main Event" Jason Snow and Star

Star clotheslines Mistress over the top and immediately she follows
to the floor.  Star looks underneath of the ring and she pulls out
something.

Bradley: Damn, it doesn't take them long to get out the weapons. 
What did she get Adam?
Adam: It looks like... It LOOKS LIKE, OH NO...

THE
STAR
CHAIR

Star immediately SMASHES Mistress right in the face with her chair. 
Star tosses the chair into the ring, Jason catches it and WHAM he
smashes Sinister with it.  Jason then picks Sinister up and tosses
him over the top rope.  Jason and Sinister then start trading rights
and lefts up the aisle.  Star looks underneath of the ring and she
pulls out a ladder, she slides it into the ring.  Then we see her
pull out a second ladder.

Adam: Uh-Oh
Bradley: This CAN'T be good.

Star slides that ladder into the ring also, and we see her set up the
first ladder by the ring ropes.  Then we see her set up the other
ladder right behind the first one.

Bradley: WHAT IS SHE PLANNING ON DOING HERE!
Adam: DAMNED IF I KNOW, BUT I KNOW THAT IT AIN'T GOOD.

Star climbs the one ladder, as she gets to the top we see Mistress is
prone on the floor.  Star springs off of the second ladder over the
first ladder into a SICK legdrop on Mistress on to the outside.

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT..."

Adam: MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT!
Bradley: YEAH, BUT SHE HURT HERSELF ON THAT ONE TOO!

We see Star on the floor rolling around in pain just like Mistress is
doing.  Meanwhile we see Jason toss Sinister face first into
UltraTron stand. 

Adam: FACE FIRST INTO THE ULTRATRON STAND GOES SINISTER, THAT'LL
TEACH HIM.
Bradley: What they did earlier was a LITTLE out of order.
Adam: A LITTLE? A LITTLE? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

We see Jason toss Sinister to the back, a few seconds later we see
Sinister come flying back out.

Bradley: What the HELL?

Then out from the back we see...

THE
POWER
COUPLE

AND THE FANS FUCKING LOSE IT!!

Adam: THEY'RE BACK, I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE DONE FOR, FOR THE NIGHT!

Eason has a bat in his hands, Diana has a sheet of glass.  She tosses
the glass to Sinister he catches it and SMASH, Eason breaks the bat
across the glass all into the face of Sinister.

Adam: OH... MY... LORD...

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Jason raises the hand of Eason and Diana as they pose to the crowd
before exiting.  Mistress pushes Star into the guard railing and
Mistress slides under the bottom of the rope, Star slides in after
her and WHAM, quickly Mistress nails Star with a sleeper hold drop. 
Mistress makes the cover, Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Star kicks out.

Adam: HIGH IMPACT MOVE BY MISTRESS, ONLY A TWO COUNT!

Mistress picks Star up and attempts a collar and elbow, Star breaks
away and CRASH she nails Mistress with…

THE
CHIN
CHECK

Adam: THE CHIN CHECK, THE CHIN CHECK!! IT'S OVER, WE HAVE NEW TAG
CHAMPS!

Star makes the cover, Burns makes the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Mistress kicks out.

Bradley: OH MY GOD, MISTRESS JUST KICKED OUT OF THE CHIN CHECK!

Star gets up looking a little surprised.  She goes over to pick
Mistress up, Mistress kicks Star in the stomach and WHAM she nails
Star with...

GREEETINGS
FROM
ASHBURY
PARK

Bradley: OH MY, THIS COULD BE IT!!

Mistress covers Star, and Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE… NO, Star kicks out.

Adam: SHE KICKED OUT, THE TELEVISION CHAMPION HAS THE HEART OF A LION!

Mistress now frustrated she picks Star up, and she gets a waist lock
on her.  Star reverses into a waist lock of her own and she gets
Mistress in the cobra clutch.  We hear Mistress scream as Star nails
her with ONE cobra clutch suplex. Star holds on, and nails her with
ANOTHER Cobra clutch suplex.  Star holds on and drops Mistress with
one LAST cobra clutch suplex.

Adam: SHE JUST NAILED THE HAT TRICK!!  THIS IS IT!

Star quickly leaps over to Mistress as the fans CHEER LOUDER AND
LOUDER!!
Star makes the cover, Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Mistress kicks out

The fans can't believe it.

Bradley: OH MY GOD, NEITHER GIRL IS GIVING AN INCH!!
Adam: THAT'S THE HEART OF TWO CHAMPIONS RIGHT THERE!

Star picks Mistress up and out of nowhere, WHAM a Diamond Cutter. 
Mistress and Star lay prone on the mat for a few seconds.  Burns
starts his count

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE

The Crowd: STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR …

SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT

Mistress gets her arm up and she lays it on Star's body.  Burns makes
the cover.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star kicks out

Adam: HOT DAMN, SHE WILL NOT DIE!

Mistress gets up on Spaghetti legs and she gets a woozy Star up. 
Mistress signals to the crowd for a clothesline from Hell.  Crowd
boos as Mistress bounces off of the ropes, before she can connect
Star rolls up and catches Mistress with...

THE
STAR
TREATMENT

Adam: THE STAR TREATMENT, SHE'S GOT HER LOCKED IN THE STAR
TREATMENT.  NO ONE CAN WITHSTAND THE PAIN OF THE STAR TREATMENT. 
SHE'S GOT A LONG LIST OF VICTIMS THAT HAS TAPPED OUT TO HER.

Mistress is screaming as Star is screaming at her to tap.  And these
RABID VCW fans in SEATTLE are GOING FUCKING NUTZ. 

Adam: LISTEN TO THESE FANS!

Mistress has her hand out like she's about to tap.

Adam: SHE'S GONNA TAP, STAR IS GONNA MAKE HER TAP!

But then WHAM, out of nowhere Star gets her clock cleaned by a guitar
shot. And we see standing with the broken end of the guitar is...

SINISTER

And these fans are BOOING his ass right out of the building.

Bradley: Nice save by Sinister.
Adam: DAMN HIM, STAR HAD THIS MATCH WON!

We then see Sinister hoist Star up and drop her with...

FINAL
SIN

Adam: OH NO, FINAL SIN, FINAL SIN, IT'S OVER.

Sinister covers Star, Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO

Adam: OH NO, IT'S OVER

THRE... NO, broken up with a springboard Harlem Hangover by...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
JASON
SNOW

Fans are going MUY LOCO for Jason Snow

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Adam: WHAT A HELL OF A SAVE FROM JASON SNOW, AND LISTEN TO THIS
CAPACITY CROWD!

Sinister gets up and WHAM, a chair shot from HELL.  Sinister bounces
off of the ropes and Jason tosses him the chair, the moment he
catches it CRACK!

Adam: STAR HAS HIM SEEING STARS!

Mistress has rolled out of the ring, Star sees this and she places a
chair in the middle of the ring.

Bradley: WHAT IS SHE ABOUT TO DO?

Star runs from one end of the ring, and she leaps onto the chair. 

Bradley: OH NO, SHE'S NOT GONNA DO WHAT I THINK IS SHE?

Star leaps onto the ropes then she leaps off onto Mistress who moves
out of the way and SMACK, She nails Star in the forehead with a
VICIOUS chair shot that echoes off of the stadium walls.

Adam: MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT SHOT!

Meanwhile inside the ring we see Jason turn around and he gets kicked
in the stomach and WHAM, he gets nailed with...

FINAL
SIN

Bradley: FINAL SIN, IT'S OVER IT'S...

Sinister makes the cover, Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jason gets the shoulder up.

Sinister pounds the mat because he can't believe it.

Adam: HE JUST KICKED OUT OF FINAL SIN!  HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THAT
BEFORE?
Bradley: I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER HAVE!

Sinister picks Jason up and out of nowhere a kick to the mid-section
and WHAM, Sinister gets dropped with...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Adam: THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER!!!

Jason and Sinister both lay prone like Star and Mistress were earlier.
This Hometown crowd is FIRMLY behind Jason.

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Adam:  The hometown crowd willing their favorite superstar on right
now.

Jason manages to get his arm onto Sinister and Burns begins the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Sinister gets the shoulder up.

Bradley: HE KICKED OUT!!!! HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SEEN DO THAT ADAM?
Adam: NONE THAT I CAN THINK OF!  WOW THIS IS A FIGHT!

These fans are STUNNED.  Jason gets up and he picks Sinister up who
kicks him in the stomach and attempts Final Sin, Jason blocks it, and
he attempts another Main Event Power Bomb, Sinister blocks that, only
for Jason to nail him with...

FINAL
SIN

Out of nowhere!

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, JASON HAS JUST NAILED SINISTER WITH HIS OWN
FINISHER!!!!  COVER HIM JASE, COVER HIM, YOU GOT THIS!!!

Jason acting almost like he heard Adam leaps over for the cover,
Burns makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Sinister gets the shoulder up again.

Adam: WHAT WILL IT TAKE, WHAT... WILL... IT TAKE!!!

Jason gets up and he picks Sinister up and out of nowhere a kick to
the mid-section, and Sinister drops Jason with...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Adam: WHAT? DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
Bradley: A TIT FOR A TAT!

Sinister makes the cover and Burns makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jason kicks out.

Adam: AND HE KICKED OUT!!!

Sinister who is QUITE frustrated picks Jason up and WHAM, he nails
him with another Final Sin.

Adam: OH MY, this has got to be it.

Sinister makes the cover, and we see some fans have their hands over
their eyes as they can't watch.  Burns makes the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jason kicks out.

Adam: HOT DAMN HE KICKED OUT AGAIN!

Sinister is HIGHLY PISSED now and he tries to pick Jason up and he
attempts another Final Sin, but Jason blocks it and out of nowhere he
hoists Sinister up on his shoulders in a human torture rack.  Then
out of that torture rack Jason spins Sinister and WHAM, he drops him
in a Rude Awakening.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Bradley: THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A MOVE.

OOC: New move for Jason Snow: "Lithium"
Jason gets his opponent up in the torture rack, then he spins them
out into a falling Rude Awakening.

Jason and Sinister are both laid out in the middle of the ring.  The
camera focus up to the UltraTron as we see Mistress slumped on top of
it.  Star starts walking the UltraTron ala Elix Skipper, as soon as
Star reaches Mistress she gives her the huracanrana off of the
UltraTron and into a table awaiting on the ramp way.

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT..."

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, I THINK THAT THE TWO OF THEM HAVE KILLED
THEMSELVES.

We see the table broken, Star and Mistress both laid out!  In the
ring we see Jason has Sinister locked in upside down. Jason runs to
the middle of the ring, does a flip and he drop him right on his neck
with...

SEATTLE
SUICIDE

Adam: MY GOD, SEATTLE SUICIDE, SEATTLE SUICIDE!!

But instead of going for the pin, Jason pulls him up.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?

Jason puts Sinister in Power bomb position and he lifts Sinister up
in the air and he turns it into an X-Factor, for...

SLEEPING
IN
SEATTLE

Jason drags Sinister into the corner and he picks up the Star chair,
SMACK, he bashes it against the face.  But then on the top rope we
see Star and the place is ELECTRIC.  Star leaps and Jason tosses her
the chair, she catches it in mid air and WHAM, she nails Sinister
with...

CATCH
A
FALLING
STAR

Adam: MY GOD, A MODIFIED VERSION OF CATCH A FALLING STAR

Every fan gets SO AMPED UP THAT THEY START TOSSING THEIR CHAIRS INTO
THE RING OR NEAR RINGSIDE!!  Jason starts grabbing each and every
chair that he can and he starts smashing Sinister in the face with
them.  Sinister pulls himself up and Jason goes high on him at the
same time Star is going low and they connect with...

THE
SEATTLE
CHAINSAW
MASSACRE

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, THE SEATTLE CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
Bradley: IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR THE TAG CHAMPS.

Jason and Star both make the cover, Burns makes the cover...

ONE
TWO
THREE

The bell sounds, "This Means WAR" hits, and THE CROWD GOES FUCKING
CRAZY!!!

"BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND
CLYDE..."

Charles: HERE IS YOUR WINNERS AND NEEEEEEEEEWWWWW VCW WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS, "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS" STAR AND "THE MAIN
EVENT" JAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN SNOW!!

Every single person is ON THEIR FUCKING FEET!!!!  Jason and Star
celebrate and pose to the crowd right before they leave the ring and
stage dive into the crowd as "This means WAR" continues on.

Adam: WHAT A MAIN EVENT, AND WHAT A HOMECOMING FOR JASON SNOW AND HIS
WIFE!!!!
Bradley: OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THEM ADAM.  THEY CAME HOME AND THEY GOT
SOME GOLD!!
Adam: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE NOW, FOR TRIPLE B, I'M ADAM CAYLE
AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK SAME VCW TIME, SAME VCW CHANNEL

We fade out as Jason and Star are body surfing in the crowd and we
see the rest of The Outlaws on stage applauding them.


**** RESULTS SUMMARY ****

1) Fredrick Ainsworth defeated Jay Vance to retain his VCW World Title

2) K.D. & Marz defeated Amy & Jennifer Lane to advance to the semi-
finals of the VCW Women's Tag Team Title Tournament

3) J.T. & Saundra Gates defeated Dy-Nasty & Christine to advance to
the semi-finals of the VCW Women's Tag Team Title Tournament

4) Jason Snow and Star defeated Sinister and Mistress to become the
new VCW World Tag Team Champions