Anarchy - May 24th, 2005 -  Dick Price Stadium - Norfolk, Virginia;

Backstage we see a door open and Fredrick Ainsworth and his wife
Jerri Ainsworth have arrived and the fans totally BOO the hell out of
them. Jay tries to run up and catch a word with them.

Jay: Fredrick, Fredrick. You are in the Main Event tonight and it's
against you're opponents from last night. You know you and you're
wife went 1 for 2 last night, You won the grudge match against JFF,
but Jerri lost the "I Qui…

Jerri snatches the microphone out of Jay's hand.

Jerri: I never said "I QUIT" you fucking Jerkass, you heard me
wrong. I didn't say "I QUIT", I said "NOT BITCH". You see Joss may
have gotten the nod last night, but tonight will be a different
story, Joss WILL tap to me, just like her man did 2 Anarchy's ago.
Fredrick: OH GOD, are we still in Jerkginia *massive boos*? I
fucking hate this place worse than I hate New York City. Only good
thing about New York City is… I wiped the streets with JFF's blood.
Fuck him, I told the world that I was gonna beat him, he's not in my
category, he's just like Norfolk, a fucking second class citizen. If
brains were dicks he'd be John Wayne Bobbit.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Bradley: Brutal, Ohhh!
Fredrick: Then again, Nah, he'd be himself "A dickless, brainless,
piece of Pittsburgh SHIT." Has anyone seen his "Daddy" running
around here somewhere? Jason and Star beat up on my boys pretty bad
last night, and I *pounding his fist into his hand* need to talk to
them.
Adam: Like he really wants some more of Jason and Star.
Fredrick: I'll be glad of the day when I finally rid the wrestling
world of JFF, he can't beat me. I am better than the jerkass and I
know it. No matter how many times we fight, he will NEVER pin my
shoulders to the canvas for the three count, and he will NEVER get me
to tap out. He will NEVER beat me, because I simply am better than
he is. He is the only clown that would invite people to join his
group that have no relevance to the group. Last time I recalled
wasn't the name of his faction The "J" Connection? I see why Joss,
JFF, and Dr. Spine Jerkass fit in. I see how Jerri fit in, I even
seen how Rick Johnson fit in. But how the hell did Al Sexual fit
in? How did Mystik Legend and Black Dog fit in? Are you that
starved for attention and friends that you would do stupid shit such
as that? My god you are pathetic, but that's okay, because in about
a couple of hours I won't have to worry about you ever again.
Tonight is the night I RETIRE JFF.

Ainsworth shoves Jay

Fredrick: OUT OF THE WAY JERKASS.
Jay: Well all I can say is Welcome to Anarchy...

Then Jerri comes from out of nowhere and clotheslines him

Jerri: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for
Can't take much more
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again
This is the end
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor

We see and hear the LOUD Pyrotechnics that have gone off and the
camera pans the screaming audience as Anarchy is under way

Adam: WELCOME TO THE DICK PRICE STADIUM FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF
ANARCHY, HI I'M ADAM CAYLE ALONG SIDE ME IS MY BROADCAST PARTNER,
TRIPLE B, "BEAUTIFUL" BRADLEY BROOKES AND WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, FULL THROTTLE IS IN 7 DAYS AND BOY ARE WE EVER
SO PREPARED FOR THAT SHOW!
Adam: LET'S KICK THIS OFF WITH OUR FIRST MATCH OF THE EVENING. We
have the very impressive Nemesis taking on the Tag Team PB, The
Pretty Boys...
Bradley: This Nemesis is a pure wrecking machine, but I don't know if
he can take on two guys by himself, especially the Pretty Boys.
Adam: If the Pretty Boys have a chance at all, they are going to have
to hit him with everything that they have got early and certainly not
getting in Nemesis' grasp otherwise they might get hurt.
Bradley: I think that you are right, Adam. If they get in Nemesis'
grasp and allow him to get on them right away, the Pretty Boys might
not have a shot!
Adam: Only time will tell!
All of a sudden the lights dim inside of the arena and the fans go
crazy. White pyros go off throughout the arena as the music of
Staind's "Fade" blares and at the top of the entrance ramp are Jon
and Luc, The Pretty Boys.

"I try to breathe
Memories overtaking me
I try to face them but
The thought is too much to conceive

I only know that I can change
Everything else just stays the same
So now I step out of the darkness
that my life became 'cause
I just needed someone to talk to
You were just to busy with yourself
You were never there for me
To express how I felt
I just stuffed it down
Now I'm older and I feel like
I could let some of this anger fade
But it seems the surface I am scratching
Is the bed that I have made"

Charles: Introducing first, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada and
weighing in at a combined 465 lbs, Jon and Luc, The Prrrreeetttyyyy
Boooooooyyyyysssss!
The Pretty Boys walk down the entrance ramp as they wave their
Canadian flag and the fans are booing them off the hook. Jon pulls
out a mirror and starts to look at himself with it and when he is
satisfied with his hair style he holds it up for Luc to have a look
at himself as he does the same thing. They then finish walking down
the entrance ramp, slide into the ring as chants throughout the arena
are heard, "Pretty Boys Suck! Pretty Boys Suck!"
The lights go out in the arena and a silence is within the arena at
this time. A cold darkness is in the stadium and then all of a sudden
a loud bang is heard as white and red pyros go off and we see at the
entrance ramp the huge and ominous being that we call Nemesis and
Alice Cooper's "He's back (the man behind the mask)" is heard
throughout the arena.

"You're with your baby
And you're parked alone
On a summer night
You're deep in love
But you're deeper in the woods
You think you're doin' alright
Did you hear that voice
Did you see that face
Or was it just a dream
This can't be real
That only happens, babe
On the movie screen
Oh, but he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole"

Charles: Introducing next, from Devil's Rock, Arizona and weighing in
at 342 lbs, Neeeeemmmmmeeeessssiiissss!
The very tall and forboding Nemesis walks down the entrance ramp with
a maddening and pissed off look in his face as he stares down the
Canadian duo in the ring, but they don't pay attention to it as they
are still primping in front of the mirror. Nemesis never takes his
eyes off the Pretty Boys, staring them down as he just steps over the
top rope with ease and stares down the Pretty Boys as he takes off
any excess clothing.
Nemesis stares ominously at the Pretty Boys as Senior Referee,
Clifford Burns calls for the bell so the match may begin.
< V > VCW Handicapped Match
< C > Nemesis vs.
< W > The Pretty Boys
When the bell rings, Jon from the Pretty Boys immediately goes on the
offensive with Nemesis. Jon gets a jumping armbreaker on Nemesis. He
then hits a springboard armdrag. Armbar takedown to Nemesis but he
immediately gets back up. Nemesis irishwhips Jon into the ropes,
leapfrogs Jon and then on the return Nemesis gets a big boot into the
face of Jon and he goes down hard.
Adam: Wow! HUGE Big Boot to the face of Jon!
Bradley: Man, I hope they didn't hurt his pretty face. Afterall, that
is something that this guy relies on most of the time.
Nemesis sits Jon up and places his knee on Jon's back. Nemesis grasps
Jon's chin and wrenches it straight back and Jon is screaming in
pain. Nemesis holds this position for at least a minute and Jon is
writhing in pain. Luc sees this waiting in the corner for the tag. He
gets frustrated and begins to climb up to the top rope. Nemesis sees
this and breaks the hold on Jon heading over to Luc who is now
standing up on the top rope. As Nemesis approaches, Luc leaps off of
the top rope and lands a hellacious missile dropkick on Nemesis and
Luc immediately rolls himself out of the ring and starts to pound on
the ring trying to rally Jon up.
Adam: I might not like the Pretty Boys but I must admit that was a
smart move on the part of Luc saving Jon of immediate danger. Good
Tag Team move, usually seen by veteran teams.
Bradley: That's true! Certainly looks like these boys have been doing
their homework.
Jon gets on his feet first somehow and applies a Cobra Twist on
Nemesis and he holds onto this hold for a good minute. Nemesis breaks
the hold, Jon runs into ropes and on the return leaps up getting his
ankles around Nemesis' head trying to get a Dragonrana on Nemesis but
he counters with an ENORMOUS Sidewalk Slam as it rocks the ring from
his brute force.
Adam: The force of that sidewalk slam probably could have been felt
outside of this stadium.
Bradley: I wouldn't doubt it! I can't believe that he is still in one
piece. I wouldn't want to be in Jon's position on that move.
Adam: That is why he is in the ring, Bradley and you aren't!
Nemesis gets up and climbs up to the top rope taking a risk and dives
off of it trying to get off a diving stomp on Jon, but he moves and
gets a Tornado DDT on Nemesis.
Adam: Wow! I am surprised that the Pretty Boys are getting this far
with Nemesis.
Bradley: It shouldn't. They are talented guys. Of course they could
do well against Nemesis.
Adam: Oh brother!
Jon crawls over to the ropes where Luc stands and tags him into this
match taking his place. As Nemesis stands up, Luc leaps up and gets a
flying lariat on Nemesis. This gives Luc time to get up on the top
rope and pull off a shooting star legdrop. Luc gets up slowly and
Nemesis doesn't move yet as Luc climbs up the ropes again and waits
for Nemesis to stand up and Luc tries to get a crossbody on Nemesis,
but he catches Luc and pulls off a Belly to Back DDT on Luc.
Adam: Wow, that was HUGE! Nice comeback by Nemesis. Looked like he
might be in trouble but he wasn't as hurt as we previously thought.
Bradley: Nemesis is a strong man! Never underestimate him!
Nemesis gets up and picks up Luc getting a pumphandle slam on him but
as he is doing this move he bangs hard into the referee, Clifford
Burns and he gets knocked out of the ring. Nemesis is starting to
feel confident and showboats a bit but that soon stops as Luc gives
Nemesis a lowblow causing him to go on his knees writhing in pain.
Adam: Ouch! I think even the people in the nose bleed section were
able to feel that one.
Bradley: Yeah, but not as much as Nemesis. That has got to hurt!
Nemesis gets slowly up to his feet while Jon and Luc take this
opportunity to double team on Nemesis. The two guys get on either
side of Nemesis with their hands around his neck and lift him up with
everything that they have got and Nemesis lands on the mat with a
sickening thud.
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Adam: My God! I guarantee that the people in the nosebleed section
are able to hear that Double Spinebuster Slam. The thud that we just
heard is unbelieveable!
Jon rolls out of the ring when he sees that the referee, Clifford
Burns, starts to get back in the ring as Luc covers Nemesis lifting
his leg up and using his body weight to try to keep Nemesis from
kicking out!
Clifford and Crowd: 1...
Adam: Doesn't the ref see Luc's leg on the middle rope?
Clifford and Crowd: 2...
Clifford then looks up and sees Luc's legs on the middle rope and he
makes him break the cover.
Adam: Thank God! I thought that these stupid Canadian's were going to
rob Nemesis of a win!
Bradley: No, it takes a lot more then cheating to win a match on
VCW...
Adam: Yeah, all you have to do is watch J-Lo in a match and you can
see exactly what you have to do in cheating in order to win a match.
Bradley: Are you accusing my girl of cheating? If I remember
correctly it was JT that cheated last week helping our Women's
Champion retain the belt. Now she has two Women's Title Belt...
Before Nemesis is able to get back up to his feet, Luc starts
concentrating his attacks on Nemesis trying to keep him on the mat.
Luc gets up to the top rope of the ring and leaps up into the air and
his leg lands across Nemesis' throat, successfully landing a
guillotine legdrop.
Adam: Man, is he trying to decapitate Nemesis'.
Bradley: That is what it looks like to me!
Jon goes under the ring and pulls out a metal folding chair. He
throws it into the ring to Luc without the referee seeing him. Jon
does a very good job of keeping the referee's attention and when
Nemesis finally gets back up to his feet, Luc hits Nemesis with a
sickening thud with the chair.
Adam: Chair shot to the head! How much damage can this big beast take.
Bradley: I think that is what the Pretty Boys are testing right now.
They better hope that he never has time to recover. Keep on him boys!
Jon still has the referee's attention verbally arguing with Clifford.
Luc watches Nemesis and when he makes his way back onto his feet Luc
is right there, he leaps up with the chair in hand and nails Nemesis
in the face with it using his feet as the instrument of force. Luc
then runs toward Nemesis as he starts to sit up and performs a
running enziguri on Nemesis hitting him on the side of his head.
Adam: If things keep going the way it looks now it seems like we
might have someone that could win against Nemesis.
Bradley: I wouldn't count him out just yet, Adam. Nemesis is a
monster. He can take a beating but believe me that soon, Jon and Luc
will be feeling Nemesis' pain. They will wish that they didn't piss
him off.
With those words being said by Bradley, Nemesis all of a sudden sits
up quickly and he looks awfully pissed off at the Pretty Boys. He
stands up suddenly and grabs Luc by the neck and chokeslams him hard
into the mat bouncing him up and flipping him over so that he ends up
belly on the mat.
Adam: Can you believe how hard Nemesis just chokeslammed Luc? I am
surprised that he didn't just go straight to hell...
Bradley: I am sure that if he isn't there yet, he is going to wish
that he was there by the end of this match!
Nemesis lifts up Luc and puts him on his shoulders and then he drives
him hard into the mat. While Luc is on the mat Nemesis climbs up to
the top rope and watches Luc. When Luc starts to rise Nemesis hits
him with a HUGE top rope diving clothesline and then ring shakes a
bit from the impact.
Adam: Holy Cow! I can't believe the impact this guy makes when he
lands on the mat. I thought the ring was gonna collapse there.
Bradley: Yeah, you and me both.
Nemesis gets up and helps Luc to his feet. Luc looks quite weary and
uneasy on his feet. He gets Luc in a sleeper hold and then falls to
the mat and driving the back of his head into the mat. He then lifts
up Luc and hits a HUMONGOUS Jakeknife Powerbomb into the mat and the
ring shakes abit on that one and everybody is unsure whether the ring
will stay up. Nemesis then picks up the chair that Luc used earlier
on him and begins to hit him unmercifully and Luc is bleeding
profusely in the head and there is a huge puddle in the ring.
Adam: Wow! I'd say that Nemesis is running the show now.
Bradley: Yes, he is commanding the action in this ring!
While Nemesis is helping Luc up again, Jon gets up on the top rope
and Luc seeing this puts all the energy he has left into lifting up
Nemesis setting up for an Electric Chair Drop as Jon does a top rope
clothesline knocking Nemesis off of Luc. Luc rolls out of the ring
getting out of harms way as Jon goes to the outside of the ring and
brings in a table. When Jon rolls under the rope to get back into the
ring he grabs Jon and puts him on his shoulders as Jon is trying to
fight out of it. He grabs Jon by his wrestling tights and lands a
hellacious lifting powerbomb on Jon and the crowd can sense that the
end of the match is near.
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Adam: Unbelieveable! The strength of this man...it's almost like he
is unstoppable.
Bradley: Nemesis is unstoppable!
Nemesis sees that Jon is sluggishly getting onto his feet and Luc
just entered back into the ring. Nemesis sees this and grabs both men
by their necks and lands a double chockeslam on them putting them
both through the table.
Adam: By God! The end is near folk...but will they be alive at the
end is the question...
Bradley: I am just glad that I never have to face that man. He is
scarey!
Nemesis kicks Luc outside of the ring and helps Jon up. He lifts him
up in a powerbomb setup. Nemesis lifts him up high and instead of
power bombing him onto their back , he power bombs him and face and
chest first into the mat and almost breaking them in half.
Nemesis pulls his leg back and goes for the cover.
Clifford and Crowd: 1...
Clifford and Crowd: 2...
Clifford and Crowd: 3...
Clifford calls for the bell!
Charles: And the winner of this Handicapped Match,
Neeeeeemmmmeeeesssssiiiiissss!
Bradley: WOW, WHAT A MACHINE THAT NEMESIS IS...

Backstage we see Sassy Lassy and the fans FUCKING LOSE IT

"SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY…"

Adam: AND THERE IS THE 3 TIME WOMAN'S CHAMPION RIGHT THERE!!

Sassy enters into the American Outlaws locker room and we see Chad
Richardson, Danny Harris, The Big Nasty and Max Power.

"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS…"

Sassy: HEY EVERYBODY *holds up both belts* THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!
Danny: Hey look it's "Blonde Cena"

The Outlaws have a good laugh at that one.

Sassy: HA HA, but what's going on? No Jase? No Star?
Max: They're at dinner, ya know, they go the night off.
Nasty: Well you know, none of us are in a match tonight.
Chad: True, very true. And you know last night, we totally ROCKED
New York City.
Danny: Yeah that was cool. You know, the OWA is NOT the same OWA
that we left.
Max: I noticed that too. It's a different atmosphere over there now.
Sassy: yeah, kind of creepy if you ask me.
Max: But Last night was still cool. When our new theme hit, and the
flag was waving on the MegaTron, and the fans realized who was in the
house, OH, that was a lovely feeling.
Nasty: I bet NO one thought that they would ever see all of us
together on an OWA show EVER again.
Chad: I heard Ross was kind of pissed about that.
Danny: Ehhhhh, who cares, in the words of Ass Adams, Last night RULED
ASS.
Nasty: it's just a good thing you made it back in time from Atlanta
Max to be there. We couldn't have done it without you.
Danny: Speaking of which... Sassy check it out.
Max: OH Brother.
Sassy: What happened?
Danny: Max went to Atlanta and he didn't get laid.
Sassy: How is that possible? You're Max Power!
Max: Danny, screw you!
Chad: You didn't get laid, haha.
Max: I ain't fucking with you Chad, but Danny, he couldn't get laid
in a funeral home.

Fan and The Outlaws start bursting out laughing.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, A FUNERAL HOME!!!!
Danny: What? You couldn't pick up chicks in a Taxi Cab.

Fans, Outlaws and Bradley start bursting out with laughter.

Max: You couldn't get a date on a calendar.

Bradley sounds like he's on the verge of a convulsion, as the fans
and the Outlaws all start bursting out laughing again.

Danny: Ok, let's get a bet going.
Max: What you talking about?
Danny: Sassy pick a girl
Sassy: Uh……… Sandy.
Danny/Chad/Max/Nasty: SANDY?
Sassy: yeah sure… why not?
Danny: Okay, Sandy. You and me Max, let's see who gets Sandy to kiss
them before the night is over.
Bradley: WHAT?
Max: $300
Danny: $300
Max: You're on

Then they shake on it and give each other a confident stare. Danny
smiles at Max then he walks out of the room. Max smiles back then
he casually follows him out.

Bradley: I wonder who if anyone will win this bet.

Sassy waits for the door to shut.

Sassy: I got $200 on Max
Chad: I'll see you on that 2, I'm putting 2 on Danny. He had to
learn something from me.
Nasty: True, I'm putting $200 on Danny.
Bradley: HAHA, I wonder if I can get in on that bet.

Inside of Jay Vance's locker room we see him in front of a monitor
watching the replay of the Outlaws joking on him…

-------------------------- Anarchy: Lastt week ------------------------
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"JAY…. JAY, JAY, JAY… JAY, JAY, JAY… JAY, JAY, JAAAAAAAAAAAY"

The camera moves back to show

THE
AMERICAN
OUTLAWS

Fans go FUCKING BALLISTIC as we see Star with her guitar, Max with
the drums, Danny on the ones and twos, Chad on one keyboard, Sassy on
the other. Nasty on the bass, and Jason on the mic. They are on a
moving stage and they are right behind Jay, Jay turns around to see
them.

Jason: (singing) Jay's the man, or he thinks that he is/
We all see him a kid/
Because WE ALL KNOW THAT HE'LL NEVER BEEEEEEEEEEEEE… LIKE HIS BROTHER.

Everyone in the stadium all BURST out in laughter. Jay looks pissed.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT'S TRUE, HE'S A PISSANT ADAM.
Adam: I wouldn't go that far, Jay has experience some difficulties in
managing to win a title here in VCW, but a pissant he is not.
Jay: You guys are assholes.
Jason: Ehhh, what are you gonna do? You can't beat us so…. ONE MORE
TIME.
JAY… JAY, JAY, JAY…. JAY, JAY, JAY… JAY, JAY, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Jay starts to run, and the fans are rolling in laughter.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHA, LOOK AT HIM GO, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT HE
JUST WON THE IRON MAN TITLE.
Jason: He's moving, LET'S GET `EM, LET'S GET `EM.
Star: JAY… COME BACK!!! DAMMIT, I gotta get ready for my match!

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We see behind Jay is David and Jesse Vance-Young. Jay is PISSED.

Jay: I'll never be like my brother huh?
Jesse: Calm down Jay.
Jay: I AM CALM!!!!!!!!!!
David: Dude they were just ribbing ya. It's nothing personal, they
do it to everybody.
Jay: Well, come Full Throttle, I will prove to the WORLD, that I am
just as good as my brother.
David: What are you gonna do?
Jay: Now I know Pete ain't here tonight, but I know he's watching.
At Full Throttle, I'm challenging Peter to a one-on-one match.

Fans ERUPT

Adam: OH MY, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DID, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT ONE!
Jesse: Are you sure this is what you want to do Jay?
Jay: Yes, this is EXACTLY what I want to do... And as far as The
American Outlaws...

Jay presses play again

----------------------- Anarchy: last weeek ---------------------------
-

"JAY…. JAY, JAY, JAY… JAY, JAY, JAY… JAY, JAY, JAAAAAAAAAAAY"

The camera moves back to show

THE
AMERICAN
OUTLAWS

Fans go FUCKING BALLISTIC as we see Star with her guitar, Max with
the drums, Danny on the ones and twos, Chad on one keyboard, Sassy on
the other. Nasty on the bass, and Jason on the mic. They are on a
moving stage and they are right behind Jay, Jay turns around to see
them.

Jason: (singing) Jay's the man, or he thinks that he is/
We all see him a kid/
Because WE ALL KNOW THAT HE'LL NEVER BEEEEEEEEEEEEE… LIKE HIS BROTHER.

Everyone in the stadium all BURST out in laughter. Jay looks pissed.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT'S TRUE, HE'S A PISSANT ADAM.
Adam: I wouldn't go that far, Jay has experience some difficulties in
managing to win a title here in VCW, but a pissant he is not.
Jay: You guys are assholes.
Jason: Ehhh, what are you gonna do? You can't beat us so…. ONE MORE
TIME.
JAY… JAY, JAY, JAY…. JAY, JAY, JAY… JAY, JAY, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Jay starts to run, and the fans are rolling in laughter.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHA, LOOK AT HIM GO, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT HE
JUST WON THE IRON MAN TITLE.
Jason: He's moving, LET'S GET `EM, LET'S GET `EM.
Star: JAY… COME BACK!!! DAMMIT, I gotta get ready for my match!

------------------------- Back to Currennt Anarchy --------------------
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Jay presses Stop

Jay: I will deal with them on my time.

Fans start to boo at that statement as we get a close up of Jay's
screen.

---- Backstage in the Rude Crew locker rroom ----

Kashmere : Hey Mike, how come u haven't ever gone after a singles
title in the VCW yet?

Mike : Well, i haven't been given the chance and been more focused on
tag team gold..

Kashmere : Well we have the tag team gold and we are unstoppable....
Which title would u go for if u had a chance?

Acid : hmmmmm... maybe the North American heavyweight championship
held by that "Piece of Shit" Shane Johnson....

Brad : oh he didn't say that.....

Adam : yes he did...

Acid : I might go and talk to our boss, Mr. Danger, and see what he
can do to get me a match....

Kashmere : cool...

(meanwhile in the locker room of Shane Johnson)

(he is watching the monitor of what just happened)

Johnson (thinking out loud) : he didn't just say that about
me.....looks like I need to teach a couple of boys a lesson about
talking about the North American Champion like that....

cameras fade to black

Adam: THE NORTH AMERICAN TAG TITLES ARE ON THE LINE NEXT!

$$Commercial Break$$

Cameras zoom into a private road outside of South
Philly, PA...

We see two fast cars parked on the road...one car is
driven by Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, The Rude Crew
and the other car is driven by Mark & Kevin Messier,
Rage & Kaos..

Mike : Hey Jon, you didn't tell me where we are going
today....

Jon : We are going to Vancouver, BC and we are driving
FULL THROTTLE to get there...

Mike : Cool dude..lets go...

Kevin : hey bro, where we going?

Mark : Bro, we are going with Mike & Jon and heading
to Vancouver and we are going FULL THROTTLE and not
stopping til we get there..

Kevin : Cool bro...lets go...

Both cars race off heading to their destination.

"GRAVITY" BY IMANI COPPOLA plays in the background....

Announcer: Coming May 31st, join the VCW in Vancouver,
British Columbia, at the BC Place Stadium for a
supercharged Anarchy, it will be called FULL
THROTTLE... This event will be a Genocide Appreciation
Night..
Scheduled to perform live at the event is IMANI
COPPOLA and featuring Albatross of the International
Cons..

Announcer: Listen to your local radio stations for
chances to win Free tickets & backstage passes to the
Show... Stay Tuned Fans..

Backstage we see Donk Tyler entering from the parking lot with the
belt draped over one shoulder. Suddenly Dice Morgan grabs him from
behind and slams him into Albert Ross' car!!! He then pulls Donk's
head back by his hair and slams it through the window!!!!!

Adam: Holy Shit!!!!

Bradley: Mr.Ross is probably having a fit right now!

Donk collapses on the cement, his forehead wide open and blood
running down his face. Grinning wickedly, Dice Morgan slings the belt
over his shoulder and walks into the building.

Adam: Who do you think is more pissed, Albert Ross or Donk Tyler?

Bradley: Albert Ross, after that hit, I don't think Donk has enough
thought left in his head to be pissed.

Charles : This contest is scheduled for one fall with
a 20 minute
time limit, Hardcore Individual Elimination match .
and this match is for the VCW North American Tag Team
Championship...

"UGLY" by The Exies is played over the loud speakers
as Matthew Reign
and Jayson Terror walk out onto the stage and head to
the ring...

Charles : Introducing first, the challlengers, from
Charlotte, North
Carolina, here is Matthew Reign and Jayson Terror,
they are Reign of
Terror...

"HOME" by THREE DAYS GRACE is played over the loud
speakers as Mike
Acid & Jonathan Kashmerre walk out onto the stage and
head to the
ring...

Charles : Now Introducing, the Champions, from South
Philly, PA, here
is Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, they are The Rude
Crew, and they
are accompanied by "Real Deal" Rake Donovan.... and
they are The
VCW North American Tag Team Champions..

Referee calls for the bell and starts the match.

As Terror climbs into the ring he is met by Mike Acid
with a baseball slide that knocks him back onto the
floor..... Mike Acid leaps over the top rope and lands
on Terror and knocks him against the guardrail....

Acid throws Terror into the ring and starts kicking
and punching him..

Acid picks up Terror and nails him with a big kick to
the stomach, making him bend over forward.. Acid grabs
Terror's hair and nails a X-Factor on Terror and
pushes his face into the mat....

Adam : oh..that had to hurt..

Bradley : Shades of X-Pac there...

Acid rolls over Terror and goes for the cover and gets
a 2 count..

Adam : That must have took alot out of Terror

Acid irishwhips Terror into the ropes and hits Terror
with a strong clothesline

Adam : WoW that was a powerful clothesline, looks like
Acid is trying to prove something tonight...

Acid picks up Terror and gives him a powerful Acid
Bomb driving him down hard to the mat.

Adam : Terror can't fight back tonight for some reason

Acid picks up Terror and whips him into the corner
where Reign is standing, forcing a tag

Reign runs in and starts kicking and punching Acid

Reign kicks Acid hard in the stomach and he hits a
modified X-Factor on Acid which places him on his back
instead on his chest.....

Reign drops a big leg drop on Acid

Reign goes for the cover and gets a 2 count but is
interrupted by Kashmere, who runs in and nails Terror
that is on the ring apron so he won't come in and
Kashmere goes over to Reign and gives him a big kick
to the face before he can get a 3 count

Kashmere picks up Reign and throws him into the corner
and hits him with a high knee to the face

Kashmere tells Acid to set Reign on the top rope...
Acid puts Reign on the rop rope and both men climb on
the ring ropes on opposite sides of Reign and the Rude
Crew give Reign the ULTIMATE LAST RIDE driving Reign
down hard to the canvas.

Acid makes the cover and gets the 3 count.... Reign is
eliminated...

Terror climbs in the ring and starts nailing Kashmere
with a steel chair.... hits him many times...

Terror picks up Kashmere and nails him with running
powerslam..... Terrror goes for a quick cover and
gets a 2 count......

Terror picks up Kashmere and throws him onto the
outside and follows him...

Terror rolls back the mat on the outside.......
Terror kicks Kashmere in the stomach and sets Kashmere
up for a powerbomb...... Terror give Kashmere a
Jacknife powerbomb on the concrete floor.....

Adam : oh that had to hurt...

Terror nails Kashmere with a big leg drop

Terrror goes for the cover and gets a 3 count......
Kashmere is eliminated...

As Kashmere is walking up the ramp way to the
back....... the VCW North American Champion, Shane
Johnson walks out to the ringside and stands holding
his belt....watching the match....

Terror picks up Acid and starts kicking and punching
him....

Terror picks up Acid and gives him a high vertical
suplex and drops Acid on his head....

Terror rolls Acid over and makes the cover.....Acid
kicks out at the 2 count...

Terror irishwhips Acid into the ring ropes but Acid
reverses the irishwhip and throws Terror in the ropes
and catches Terror in a big sidewalk slam...and slams
Terror down hard.....

Acid waits for Terror to get up and gets behind him
and locks in the ACID LOCK on Terror, which is a
BackMounted Full Nelson.....and starts swinging Terror
around.....

Acid unlocks the Acid lock and slams Terror down hard
into a modifed Blue Thunder Bomb, which is a Atomic
Sitout Powerbomb.....

Acid picks up Terror and throws him onto the
outside.....

Acid climbs the top rope and jumps off the top rope
and nails Terror with a BAD TRIP, a flying pancha on
the outside ....

Acid rolls over Terror and makes the cover for the
111111111111111111 2222222222222
33333333333333333.........

Charles : And the winners are, and still VCW North
American Tag Team Champions, Mike Acid & Jonathan
Kashmere, the Rude Crew......

Backstage of the arena we see a very distraught Mr. Ross pacing
around before going up to his office door and opening it up.
The cameras go inside of his office and we see something quite
unique. The lights in his office were quite dim, soft romantic music
is playing in the background as well as flickers of candle light are
seen as the room is filled with red and pink candles that fill the
room in a very beautiful aroma.
Upon further inspection of the office, there are rose petals leading
to the couch inside of his office and the very beautiful assistant to
Mr. Ross, Ms. Rebecca Russo. Seeing Mr. Ross, Becky stands up and she
is wearing nothing but a beautiful silk robe and a pair of very high
heels along with thigh high pantyhose. She walks up to Mr. Ross who
has a very surprised smile on his face as she approaches him with a
glass of champagne in a long stem goblet.
Before Mr. Ross could speak, she puts a finger up to his lips and
says, "Shhhh!" to him.
Becky: Mr. Ross, I could think of no other way to apologize to you
for not believing you when you told me that you weren't with Diamond
in an intimate fashion at Anarchy last week. I felt so badly that she
actually had me believing her at first. Mr. Ross, I love you very
much. What could I do to make this up to you?
We see the camera on Mr. Ross' face and he gives Becky a seductive
smile before taking a long sip of his champagne. We see him pull
Becky closer to him, his hand going to the belt of her robe and then
the camera focuses on Becky's feet and the robe falls down to them.
Mr. Ross: I can't think of any present that is better than what is
right before me now...
We here Ms. Russo's soft seductive giggle and the picture fades to
black.
Adam: Wow! Ms. Russo certainly has a way of making up to Mr. Ross
when she is wrong. I don't know about anyone else, but women don't
normally admit when they are wrong, right?
Bradley: Very true. I am with Mr. Ross when he told Ms. Russo that he
can't think of a better way of making up her wrong to him than what
she did at that moment. Mr. Ross is a very lucky man!
Adam: Agreed. A very lucky man!
We see a sign that says "Mario's Italian Restaurant." Inside we see
at a table and dressing pretty snazzy is

JASON
SNOW
AND
STAR

Fans start GOING BALLISTIC OVER THESE TWO

"BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE…"

Jason: Man, what in the hell is taking that damn waiter so long?
Star: I don't know…

Star looks into Jason's eyes.

Jason: What's up?
Star: What ya thinking about?
Jason: Last night
Star: Yeah, that was pretty cool. I love when we team together.
Jason: So do I. Together we are unbeatable. We done whooped on a
whole heap of bitch ass together.
Star: We sure have.

Then we finally see the waiter.

Waiter: Oh hey… you two are Jason Snow and Star, right?
Star: Yeah, that's us. Want an autograph?
Waiter: NOPE, I personally think you guys suck. I'm an Ainsworth fan.

We hear the fans in the stadium all BOO.

Waiter: He's RIGHT about EVERYTHING. So what is it that you two
JERKASSES want to order?

Jason does the "this punk doesn't know what he's about to get himself
into" laugh. Jason then glances over the menu, Star is getting
pissed by the moment.

Jason: How about I order something for you?
Waiter: Oh really? What's that?
Jason: How about you have 3 CUPS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP, before I force
feed you ten 100% Pure Grade A CAAAAAAAAAANNNS OF BEAT ASS!!!!

The waiter gets a little scared

Waiter: You don't scare me.
Jason: Just bring us our shit before Diana gets MAD! Hey Star… U MAD?
Star: I think I'M MAD!!!!
The Crowd: U MAAAAAAAAAAAAD, U MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
Waiter: Look here… ya freaking JERKASS… you don't have to be all
unruly.
Jason: I bet you wouldn't treat us like that if we were those other
guys, and all they do is HANG!
Waiter: What other guys? Who hangs? Who are you talking about?
Jason: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTZZZZZZ!!!!

Everyone in the stadium, and in the restaurant all burst out
laughing. As the Waiter gets MAD, the he exits.

$$Commercial Break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!

Backstage we see Dice Morgan walking with the belt draped over his
shoulder. Suddenly CCCCCRRRRRAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! Hamato Saki
splits a kendo stick over Dice Morgan's head, and the crowd is
PISSED!!!!!

Crowd: YOU SUCK!!!! YOU SUCK!!!! YOU SUCK!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!

Adam: OH SHIT!!!! I think after this there won't be any contenders
left to fight for the belt!

Bradley: Well it is the last man standing.

Hamato takes the belt from Dice Morgan and walks away, laughing to
himself.

Then we hear…

"RIGHT ABOUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/
CHECK IT OUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/"

Fans all rise to their feet as Diamond Ross comes out to the ramp.
She poses to the crowd and walks to the ring.

Adam: AND THERE SHE IS, THE CO-OWNER OF VCW! Interesting footage we
saw in Richmond last weekend.
Bradley: Nah, Ms. Russo killed all that. That was Mr. Ross and Mrs.
Ross when they were married.
Adam: Yeah, right. I believe that.

Diamond gets into the ring and she has a microphone.

"DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND, DIAMOND…"

Diamond: NORFOLK, VIRGINIA HOW ARE YA?

Fans all cheer

Diamond: Well I'm not gonna take up much of your time, I just came
out here to make a few matches for Full Throttle. Okay first of all,
we will see Genocide members, Stephan D'Loncrae *cheers*, Josh
Brandon *cheers*, Darren Wilson *cheers*, and "The Raven" Matt Rawle
*Huge Cheers*. They will be taking on Jerrone *cheers*, J.M.
Baddwin *cheers* and M.C. Deffstar *Huge Cheers* and… A partner of
their choice.

Fans cheer that announcement

Diamond: Next up, I saw two VERY talented guys out here tonight with
some sort of a problem with each other. So at Full Throttle, they
will settle it, as we will see Mike Acid challenge Shane Johnson for
the VCW North American Heavyweight Championship.

Fans go BALLISTIC over that comment.

Adam: WELL HOW ABOUT THAT? THAT MATCH IS A CLASSIC IN THE MAKING.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT IT IS.

Diamond: Now later on tonight we will learn of our Main Event for
Full Throttle, but in the meantime let me announce the participants
for the Battle Royal to determine the first ever VCW Women's North
American Champion.

Fans cheer

Diamond: Let's see uh, our first ever VCW Women's Champion Jesse
Vance-Young *cheers* will be in the Battle Royal. One of my personal
favorites to win it B.B. *cheers* will be in it. We will see Dy-
Nasty, Roxanne, Saundra Gates, the new OWA Women tag champs Maria and
Jayne Johnson will be in it. Jessica Vargas will be in it. Ms. Kim,
Christie, April, Miss Katy, KD, Marz, JT, Ms. Payne, My daughter will
be in it also, JENNY ROSS, Amy Starr, Christine Messier, Amy Lane,
her sister Jennifer Lane, Amber, and Krissy. Now from the OWA we
will see Poppy Quayle *cheers*, Lucy *boos*, and Cherry *cheers*.
Now our newest VCW sign-ee Annabelle Stone, and from the now defunct
AAW we have their Women's Champion GEM.

Fans cheer.

Adam: WHAT A GREAT LINE UP THERE
Bradley: ALL OF THOSE HOT WOMEN IN ONE RING, OH, I DON'T THINK I CAN
HANDLE THAT?
Diamond: I think that's about it, I don't think I left anyone out, I
think we'll have a great Battle Roy…

Then we hear…

[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

Adam: WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE WANT?
Bradley: IT'S J-LO, WHOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO

"The Real J-Lo" comes out to the ramp and we see she has a mic in her
hand and she ain't happy, and the fans are booing her sexy ass right
out of the building.

Jess: Were you born a shit head or did you take lessons?

Fans OOH at that one. Diamond looks behind her as if she knows that
Jess is not talking to her.

Adam: DOES SHE KNOW WHO SHE IS TALKING TO? THAT'S THE BOSS RIGHT
THERE.
Diamond: Excuse me young lady, to whom are you referring to?
Jess: YOU, MRS. CUBIC ZIRCONIUM ROSS. How the FUCK you leave me out
of this Battle Royal is beyond me. I am "The REAL J-Lo" Jessica
Lohan, former OWA Women's Champion, thank you.
Adam: YOU DIDN'T EARN THAT BELT!
Bradley: SURE SHE DID!!
Jess: I was ROBBED, ROBBED I TELL YOU, last week of my chance to
become VCW Women's champion, by that BITCH Jelly Telle
Bradley: JELLY TELLE, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHE'S A TELLETUBBIE
Adam: give me a break.
Jess: I Will deal with her tonight, but I demand that you enter my
sexy ass into that battle royal and I demand that you do it NOW!!!
Adam: She's skating on thin ice here.
Diamond: First of all...
The Crowd: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Diamond: Thank You NORFOLK.

Crowd cheers

Diamond: You listen here and you listen closely, you better watch
your tone when you talk to me. Because I can take you from
being "The Real J-Lo" to "The Real HOBO" if you catch my drift?

Fans cheer as Jess gets pissed.

Adam: FINALLY SOMEONE HAS SHUT HER UP!
Diamond: Now as far as this Battle Royal goes, I don't see why you
shouldn't be in it. As a matter of fact, everyone else will be
drawing numbers backstage, but I'll give you your number right now.
Jess: And that is?
Diamond: This will be the ONLY time you'll ever hear me tell you
this, but Jessica Lohan YOU...ARE... NUMBER... ONE!!!!

Fans erupt in CHEERS as Jess is SUPER-PISSED

Jess: Good luck in your match Jess, YOU'RE NEXT!!!!! And just
remember this Jess... DIAMONDS...
The Crowd: ARE... FOREVER!!!!

"The Rockafeller Skank" hits again as we see Diamond in the ring
saluting the crowd and Jess is pissed staring a whole through her.

Adam: HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE VCW CO-BOSS
Bradley: OH NO, JESS IS GONNA BE THE NUMBER ONE ENTRANT INTO THE
BATTLE ROYAL, HOW CAN SHE WIN? IT'S A SAD, SAD DAY IN VCW.

Backstage we see Sandy walking the hallway but then we hear a voice
calling her.

"Hey Saaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnndddddyyyyyy"

She looks to her left and she let's out a pissed sigh.

Sandy: What do YOU want?

Then we see Danny Harris *HUGE ASS CHEERS* with a bag of Pistachio
nuts.


Danny: Look, I don't want any trouble, I just came to be friendly
with you.
Sandy: Friendly? Since when did The Outlaws become friendly with The
A-Team?
Danny: Look I still don't like your boys, but you, you are a
different story. I've had my eyes on you ever since you first
debuted in the OWA.
Sandy: Oh really?
Danny: Yes, really. I heard that you like Pistachios and I wanted to
know if you wanted some of the Deez Nutz?
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHA, DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT HE ASKED HER,
AHAHAHAHAHAH.
Sandy: Sure Danny, I LOVE Pistachio. You know, you're not like the
other Outlaws, you seem more genuine. I like that.
Danny: You do?
Sandy: I sure do.
Danny: I also heard something else about you.
Sandy: IT'S NOT TRUE!!!
Danny: Relax baby, calm down... I heard that you like... BBD
Sandy: BBD? Bell Biv Devoe?

Fans laugh

Sandy: Sure they had a couple of good songs, but LIKE them, I don't
kn...
Danny: No, no baby, no, no. When I say BBD, I mean BIG... BLACK...
DI... I think you get the point.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHA, HE'S A PERV, JUST LIKE ME, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fans burst out laughing.

Sandy: Yeah, I get the point. You may have a few points that I want
to get, One in particular if you know what I mean.
Danny: Oh yeah, I KNOW what you mean.
Adam: UH-OH, looks like Danny may win this bet.

Danny leans in to kiss Sandy but out of nowhere we see Max and he's
running.

Max: DANNY, DANNY WE GOTTA GO NOW, JASE AND STAR ARE IN A FIGHT IN
THE LOCKER ROOM.
Danny: OH SHIT, sorry babe, I gotta go.
Adam: JASON AND STAR ARE HERE!!!
Bradley: AND THERE'S A FIGHT GOING ON, CAN WE SEE.

We see Max and Danny running around the corner but then all of a
sudden Danny stops.

Danny: Hold up... Jason and Star ain't here... they're still at
dinner.

Max stops then turns around and starts laughing

Max: AHAHAHAHAHA, you fell for it. YOU FELL FOR IT, you assjack you
had the bet won and you fell for it.
Danny: You a damn hater, you know that. You're just MAD that my game
is tighter than yours.
Max: Kiss ass junkie, my shit is the tightest.
Danny: Oh we'll see.
Max: yes we shall see.

Max walks off in one direction and Danny walks off in another
direction

Bradley: You gotta love those Outlaws
Adam: you Sure as Hell do.

Backstage we see JT walking to the arena when Chad enters the scene
and the crowd goes FUCKING BALLISTIC!!!!!

JT: Hey Chad.

Chad: Hey JT.

JT: How is everything with Poppy?

Chad: Uh... I-it's good.

JT: Well would she mind it if you gave me a quick kiss for luck?

Chad: Well, I-I don't know.

JT: Oh come on, it's just for luck, right here *Puts a finger to her
cheek*

Chad: Fine, *looks around* just a quick peck.

Chad leans in to kiss JT on the cheek, But just as he gets close, JT
moves her head and captures Chad in another passionate kiss.

Crowd: OH SHIT!!!!!!!

Adam: And JT does it again!

JT releases a stunned Chad and walks towards the arena.

JT: See Ya Chad!


In another part of the stadium we see Jess opening up her locker room
door as she is coming out "Bodies" hits.

"Hey Jess"

Jess turns around and we see...

BLAKE
E.
ROSS

Jess smiles then she enters into an office with Blake. The door
closes and we see the name on the door

MR. ALBERT T. ROSS

Fans BOO upon seeing Blake, Jess, and the name on the door.

Adam: I wonder what evil those three will concoct tonight? BUT
ANYWAY FOLKS UP NEXT "THE REAL J-LO" JESSICA LOHAN VS. JT, RIGHT
AFTER THIS QUICK COMMERCIAL BREAK.

$$Commercial Break$$

inside of a dim lit gym we see a wrestling ring. And into that
wrestling ring enters JT. And she has a piece of paper in her hand,
and a microphone.

JT: Who are we?
we're people
red-blooded Americans
men and women
young...
and old
we are the stars
the upstarts
the show-stoppers
we are
who we are
we're heels
and faces
we are the drama
the entertainment
we're the leaders
the managers
we're hard-workers
we're VCW
WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!

Back at "Mario's" the waiter comes back with even more of a snotty
attitude than before.

Waiter: *snooty* Dinner is served

Jason takes a bite of his spaghetti and it's cool

Jason: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Waiter: Spaghetti Alfredo
Star: Taste more like SUCK-ghetti Alfredo. This is cold, what the
fuck is that about?
Waiter: Well why don't you take it home in a doggy bag and heat it up
in a microwave, that is what you people do right?
Jason: FUCK YOU MEAN, "YOU" PEOPLE?
Star: How about I jump out of this seat and whomp on your ass. It's
been exaclty24 hours since I whipped some ass. I'm having
withdrawals.
Waiter: What? You don't like it?

Star looks at Jason

Star: THAT DOES IT!!!!

Star leaps up and she starts beating the hell out of the waiter. She
grabs him by the hair and she clears a table with him, meanwhile
Jason is sitting back laughing as Star has this poor guy in the Star
Treatment as he is tapping away. We see security as they start to
rush Star. Jason jumps up and he meets them half ray as he starts
punching and wailing on them. Star jumps into the riot, and her and
Jason both start pounding away on the security guards. We see the
Waiter get back up and WHAM, he is sent flying through the table by
Jason courtesy of…

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

We see Star toss a security guard through a window. Jason and Star
both look around and we see no one left to fight.

Jason: Dayum, oh shit, I think we MAY have went a TAD bit overboard
this time.

Star looks around at all of the shocked faces in the restaurant.

Star: *unsure* Check Please.

Jason pulls out a wad of cash and he tosses it on the waiter.

Star: Let's go?
Jason: Yeah, Let's go. Okay folks, enjoy your meal, the food here is
great. Service sucks, but overall it's great folks. I'm lying
through my damn teeth, but that's okay.

He and Star get near to the door.

Jason: COME ON BABES LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

Jason and Star both quickly exit.

Bradley: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, SOMEONE IS PICKING UP THAT TAB

Suddenly the lights black out and music fades in...

Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
See you later
I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide
Suddenly blue and white pyros go off as JT struts into the arena and
the crowd is on their feet.

Adam: Man, JT has really done a number on VCW.

Bradley: Well, she said she came to make an impact, and by god she
has!

Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're Headstrong
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can't give everything away
I won't give everything away

JT shakes the hands of her estatic fans and then walks into the ring,
the music fades out as she puts a mic to her lips.

JT: THE TIME HAS COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fans are BEYOND APESHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

JT: WHO HERE WANTS TO SEE A GRADE A ASS WHOOPIN'!!!!!!

The crowd is on their FUCKING FEET!!!!!!

JT: Finally I get a shot at the QUEEN BITCH, the almighty self-
centered J-Lo! I have been kicking ass for quite awhile now just for
this opportunity. So, what are we waiting for? LET'S GET THIS PARTY
STARTED!!!!!!!!
Bradley: HAHA, She stole your line Adam.
Adam: OHHHH, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A WHOLE WEEK NOW!!!
Bradley: WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO J-LO'S COMING BACK OUT!!!

J.T. stares at the ramp way. Then we hear...

[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

J.T. waits patiently but no J-Lo...

Adam: What's going on?
Bradley: I hope nothing happened to J-Lo

"Ass Like That" fades out, then it starts back up again.

[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

Still no J-Lo...

Adam: Well where's J-Lo?

Then we hear a voice...

"Cut that shit off"

Then the UltraTron fires up and we see "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan
sitting in an office with her feet propped up on a desk and she's
smoking a cigar. The Fans are BOOING the hell out of her.

Bradley: She looks SO cool.
Jess: Waiting for me I see, haha, well J.T. I told you that you were
gonna pay, and yes BITCH you are!! Did you REALLY think that you
were gonna get away with what you did last week? You cost me a
title. Not only did you piss me off, but you pissed KD, Marz, and
Ms. Payne off. And on top of that you pissed Blakey off, and NO ONE
pisses of Blakey. So me, Blakey, and Ross had a nice little
conversation just now, and this one on one match with me that you OH
SO wanted is now... A PULP MATCH!!!

J.T. is PISSED and so are the fans!!!

Adam: WHAT? THEY CAN'T DO THAT!!!
Bradley: THAT'S THE BOSS, HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS.

Jess: So Ms. Payne honey, you're up first, GET OUT THERE AND SMACK MY
BITCH UP!!!!

Then we hear...

[Chorus: Eminem]
This kind of music, use it, and you get amped to do shit
Whenever you hear some shit and you can't refuse it
It's just some shit, for these kids, to trash they rooms with
Just refuse whenever they asked to do shit
The type of shit that you don't have to ask who produced it
You just know - that's the new shit
The type of shit that causes mass confusion
and drastic movement of people actin stupid

Then we see Ms. Payne come out to the ramp way and the fans
completely boo her out of the building.

Adam: This is all kinds of wrong, DAMN THEM, DAMN MR. ROSS, DAMN
BLAKE, AND DAMN JESS!
Bradley: Watch your mouth Adam!
Adam: NO, I MEAN IT, DAMN THEM ALL!!!
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS NOW A PULP MATCH, INTRODUCING FIRST
TO MY RIGHT FROM HARTFORD, MAINE, THIS IS JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ. T.

Fans cheer for J.T.

"JT, JT, JT, JT, JT, JT..."

Charles: AND INTRODUCING HER FIRST OPPONENT, MAKING HER WAY TO THE
RING, REPRESENTING THE FEMALE FIGHT CLUB, MSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
PAYNE. AND MS. PAYNE CAN ONLY BE ELIMINATED VIA SUBMISSION!

Byron Ackerley calls for the bell...

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<< N >> J.T.
<< A >> vs. The Female Fight Club

Ms. Payne slides into the ring and she immediately goes for J.T., Ms.
Payne misses a clothesline and J.T. ducks under and comes up with
some vicious rights to the face the last of which drops Ms. Payne to
the mat. J.T. picks Ms. Payne up and she nails her with a German
Suplex, she holds on and attempts another, blocked by Ms. Payne,
reversal and Ms. Payne nails her with a German Suplex, Ms. Payne
holds on and tries another one, blocked, reversal by J.T. into
another German Suplex.

Bradley: AHHHHH, I'M GETTING DIZZY FROM ALL OF THE GERMAN SUPLEXES!
Adam: Imagine how they feel.

J.T. tries another German, Ms. Payne blocks and rolls forward into an
Ankle lock, but she quickly lets it go and drops down on J.T.'s back
trying to get her into a crippler cross face, but J.T. blocks it, and
she rolls Maxine over into a Crippler Cross face of her own.

Adam: THE CRIPPLER CROSS FACE, SHE'S GOT IT LOCKED
Bradley: COME ON MS. PAYNE DON'T TAP!!!

Ms. Payne is screaming out in pain, and she quickly slides J.T. over
a step and she reaches out for the ropes and she's got it. Ackerley
starts the count for J.T. to break the hold

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FI... J.T. breaks the hold.

J.T. picks Ms. Payne up and attempts to Irish Whip her into the
ropes, but a reversal by Ms. Payne into a waist lock. Ms. Payne
attempts a German Suplex but J.T. does the smart thing and locks her
legs around Ms. Payne's legs, preventing her from suplexing her. Ms.
Payne pumps once, pumps twice, and pumps thrice trying to get J.T.
over, but to no avail, but then with all of the strength Ms. Payne
can muster she drops down and smashes J.T. with a modified face
buster.

Adam: WOW, WHAT A MOVE!!

Ms. Payne makes a cover, Ackerley with the count...

ONE
TWO

NO, J.T. kicks out...

The Crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ms. Payne picks J.T. up and nails her with a Death Valley Driver with
SERIOUS impact.

Bradley: SHE MAY HAVE BROKEN HER NECK ON THAT ONE.
Adam: I shudder to think.

Ms. Payne goes for the cover, Ackerley with the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, J.T. kicks out!!

Ms. Payne picks J.T. up and she body slams her then BAM, she nails
her with the springboard shooting star press.

Adam: Now that was impressive.
Bradley: Ahhh, warming up to the heels I see.
Adam: Oh, give me a break

Ms. Payne stays on for the cover, Ackerley slides right in.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, J.T. kicks out.

Adam: J.T. showing us what she has in common with Star, and Sassy.
Bradley: What's that?
Adam: All 3 girls are tough as nails.

J.T. starts to get up as we catch a glimpse of the timer on the
UltraTron and we have exactly :30 left.

Adam: IF J.T. IS GONNA DO SOMETHING, SHE BETTER DO IT NOW, OR ELSE...
Bradley: SHE'S TOAST!!

Ms. Payne runs over to J.T. and tries to get her onto the canvas for
a Crippler cross face. J.T. is fighting as Ms. Payne is beating her
across the arm and the head and neck region trying to weaken her up.
J.T. starts punching back and she has Ms. Payne reeling, J.T. backs
up and runs and bounces off of the ropes, upon returning she is
caught by Ms. Payne and spun around in an attempted tilt-a-while
suplex, J.T. holds on and bulldogs Ms. Payne to the mat but she holds
on and she locks Ms. Payne in...

THE
CRIPPLER
CROSSFACE

Adam: SHE'S GOT THE CRIPPLER LOCKED, IT'S ALL OVER.
Bradley: OH NO, THEY'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.

The timer gets down to

10

The fans start counting it down...

9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

And just as the buzzer goes off Ms. Payne starts tapping, and the
fans start CHEERING!!

"Fight Music" hits again

Adam: SHE TAPPED, MAXINE IS OUTTA THERE!!
Bradley: OH NO, BUT WHO'S NEXT?
Adam: That is intriguing me also.
Charles: MS. PAYNE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! J.T.'S NEXT OPPONENT IS...
MARZ, AND THE ONLY WAY FOR HER TO BE ELIMINATED IS VIA PINFALL

Marz comes running down the ramp amongst the BOOS and she slides into
the ring and immediately her and J.T. start having a slug fest. J.T.
starts getting the better of her and she grabs Marz by the head and
she tosses her outside.

Adam: UH-OH
Bradley: I just hate it when the girls go to the outside

J.T. picks Marz up and she Irish whips her into the steel steps,
BOOOM!!! Marz goes head first into them. J.T. looks underneath of
the ring and she slides out a TABLE and the fans all start going NUTZ.

Adam: This does not look good.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT IT DOESN'T!

J.T. picks Marz up and she attempts the Irish Whip her into the steel
steps again, but Marz reverses it and BOOOOM, J.T. is eating a
mouthful of steel steps. Marz kicks off the top step and she moves
the bottom step out a little. She gets J.T. in power bomb position.

Adam: no, NO, THAT'S ENOUGH MARZ, SHE'S GONNA KILL THE GIRL.

Marz locks one arm up, then she locks the other arm up

Bradley: She's not gonna, I KNOW SHE'S NOT GONNA...

Marz jumps up and CRASH, she drops J.T. down onto the steel steps in
a...

Adam: THE PEDIGREE, SHE COULD HAVE JUST ENDED J.T.'S CAREER WITH A
PEDIGREE.

Marz picks J.T. up and slides her into the ring. Marz goes to the
top rope and she nails J.T. with the Orbital. Marz stays on for the
cover...

Bradley: I think this is it, no WAY J.T. is kicking out now.

Ackerley with the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, J.T. gets the shoulder up.

Marz picks J.T. up and she grabs her by the throat, then WHAM, she
choke slams her. Marz makes the cover, Ackerley with the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, J.T. kicks out!!

Adam: MAN, THAT J.T. IS SO DAMN TOUGH. NO WONDER HER AND SASSY ARE
GOOD FRIENDS.

Marz gets a little frustrated, she picks J.T. up and she places her
in power bomb position. She picks J.T. up and as she has J.T. in the
air, it seems as if Marz just collapses. Marz falls down, but J.T.
has come alive as she has Marz in the tightest head scissors you'll
ever see. J.T. has Marz on the canvas and Marz can't go anywhere,
after a few more seconds being trapped in this hold Marz starts
tapping out.

Adam: HOT DAMN, MARZ IS ELIMINATED
Bradley: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Adam: SHE'S TAPPING
Bradley: SHE HAS TO BE PINNED!!
Adam: *thinking about it* DAMN, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!

We catch a glimpse of the clock and we are on :10

9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

Timer goes off and "Fight Music" hits again and we see KD appear at
the top of the ramp, and the fans all start BOOING the hell out of
her.

Charles: J.T.'S NEXT OPPONENT, KISS OF DEATH, AND SHE CAN ONLY BE
ELIMINATED VIA TKO.


KD runs down to the ring and she immediately catches J.T. off guard.
KD body slams J.T. and she attempts a standing moonsault. J.T. rolls
out of the way, Marz attempts a standing senton. JT rolls out of the
way, nips up and attempts a Lionsault on Marz. Marz moves and KD
with the roll over cradle, Ackelery with the count...

ONE
TWO

J.T. kicks out, and she hits Marz with a sunset flip, Ackerly with
the count.

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, KD just broke it up

KD goes to the outside and we see her look underneath of the ring.
KD then pulls out a ladder and even though the fans are booing her,
they are applauding the show that these ladies are putting it on. KD
is trying to slide the ladder into the ring. Marz meanwhile is
attempting to send J.T. into the ropes, but a reversal, J.T. whips
Marz into the ropes. When Marz returns she is sent airborne and she
comes CRASHING back down onto that ladder and smashes it into the
face of KD.

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT..."

J.T. makes a cover on Marz, Ackerley with the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Marz kicks out

Bradley: WOW, THIS IS HOW I LIKE MY ACTION, FACE PACED AND FULL OF
CLOSE COUNTS!!

Marz gets up and we see the timer is on :30. Marz gets in spear
position. As soon as J.T. gets up we see Marz rush right at her as
if to spear her. J.T. out of nowhere just SLAMS that Rattler on
Marz. J.T. makes the cover...

ONE
TWO
THREE

Charles: AND MARZ HAS BEEN ELIMIATED!!!

The Fans totally ERUPT!!! KD, manages to pull herself up onto the
ring apron. J.T. bounces off of the second rope, and spring boards
over KD and grabs her by the waist and WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, she nails
KD with a "Super" Power Driver RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! And the
fans are on their FUCKING FEET!! Ackerley starts his count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE

The buzzer rings

TEN!!!!

Adam: AND KD IS GONE BABY!!!
Bradley: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK NO!!!
Adam: AND WHO IS NEXT? HELL THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON LEFT.

Then we hear...

[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

"The Real J-Lo" comes out and she looks PISSED as the crowd starts
BOOING her ass right out of the building.

Adam: HERE IT IS, HERE'S THE MATCH I WANTED TO SEE.
Bradley: COME ON J-LO, IT'S UP TO YOU NOW!!!
Charles: AND J.T.'S NEXT OPPONENT, IS THE LEADER OF THE FEMALE FIGHT
CLUB "THE REAL J-LO" JESSSSSSSSIIIIIIICAAAAAAAAAA LOHAN, AND SHE CAN
ONLY BE ELIMINATED VIA SUBMISSION

Jess gets into the ring and her and J.T. get in each other's face.
Jess mushes J.T. across the face. J.T. shoves Jess into the ropes
HARD and she attempts the Rattler, Jess ducks, Jess turns around and
she attempts the Mind Blower, J.T. ducks and goes low for a leg sweep
on Jess, J.T. nips up and attempts a standing rolling thunder, Jess
moves and attempts a standing Senton. J.T. moves and attempts a
sitting insiguri, Jess leans back, J.T. quick as a cat nails her with
a spinning leg drop. J.T. covers, Ackerley counts...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jess kicks out...

J.T. picks Jess up and sends her into the ropes, J.T. leap frogs
over Jess, Jess bounces off of the rope and J.T. goes after her, Jess
stops sharply and sends J.T. airborne then WHAM she connects with...

THE
LOHAN
DROP

Jess quickly covers, Ackerley with the count

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, J.T. gets the shoulder up.

Jess picks J.T. up and she places J.T. in Tombstone position, but
J.T. spins out of it and she gets Jess in Tombstone position, and
then CRASH, she drops Jess right onto her neck.

Bradley: AHHHHHHHHHH , NO, NOT THE NECK

J.T. goes for the cover, Ackerley with the count

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, Jess kicks out

By now every fan is on the edge of their chairs. J.T. picks Jess up
and sends her to the outside. J.T. looks underneath of the ring and
we see her pull out a flower pot.

Bradley: OH NO, SHE HAS A FLOWER POT, WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO WITH THAT?

J.T. catches Jess not looking and CRACK, she breaks the flower pot
over Jess' head. Jess immediately collapses onto the concrete
floor. J.T. picks her up and Jess hits her with a shot to the
stomach, J.T. balls over a little, Jess then takes J.T.'s head and
smash it onto the guard railing. Jess then snatches a hot cup of
coffee from a fan and tosses it into J.T.s face. Jess then takes
J.T. and rolls her back into the ring. Jess goes to the top rope and
the moment J.T. gets up Jess comes off of the top rope with a perfect
Scissors kick on J.T.

Adam: OH MY, trying to send a message I bet.

Jess goes for the cover, Ackerley with the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, J.T. gets the shoulder up.

Adam: NO, THERE'S STILL SOME FIGHT LEFT IN J.T.

Jess picks J.T. up and drapes her across her shoulders in a fireman's
carry.

Bradley: UH-OH, I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO BE IMPRESSED!!

She spins J.T.'s body around, but before she can connect with the
RKO, J.T. spins out and lands right behind Jess. Jess turns around
and is kicked in the stomach, J.T. hits the sunset flip, but nips out
of that and locks Jess in...

THE
SHARP
SHOOTER

Bradley: OH NO, FIGHT IT JESS, DON'T TAP, PLEASE DON'T TAP!!!
Adam: SHE'S GOT HER LOCKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, WITH NO WHERE
TO GO!!! COME ON J.T. CRANK ON THE PRESSURE!!

J.T. has Jess locked and Jess is screaming out in pain. But then all
of a sudden we catch a glimpse of the UltraTron and we see the timer
at :10. Everyone in the stadium are confused as to what is going on.

Adam: Jess is the last one, what is this timer doing up here?

Meanwhile Jess has her hand out like she's about to tap, J.T. sees
this and she pulls back as hard as she can. But then the timer goes
off and we hear "Fight Music" again.

Bradley: Now even I'M confused.

But out from the curtains steps...

BAMBI

Adam: Ohhh No.
Bradley: WHOOOOO HOOOOOOO
Charles: AND J.T.'S FINAL OPPONENT
BAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIII!!!! AND SHE CAN ONLY BE
ELIMINATED VIA PINFALL.

Bambi rushes the ring and she snatches J.T. off of Jess and she lifts
J.T. onto her shoulders and she spins her around into an F-5, BOOOOM!!

Adam: WHAT IMPACT, MY GOD!

Jess pulls herself up and now she's directing traffic. She tells
Bambi to nail the F-5 on J.T. again. Bambi picks J.T. up and places
her on her shoulders and she drops her in the F-5 again. Jess covers
J.T., Ackerley makes the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, J.T. kicks out.

Adam: J.T. DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD QUIT!!
Bradley: WELL SOMEONE OUGHT TO HAND HER A DICTIONARY!

Bambi picks J.T. up and she nails her with one vertical suplex, she
holds on and nails her with another vertical suplex, she holds on and
nails her with one last vertical suplex.

Adam: The Three Amigos.

Bambi then picks J.T. up and nails her with the Curtain Call. Jess
makes the cover, Ackerley with the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, J.T. kicks out

Bradley: J.T. STAY DOWN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, YOU'LL STAY
DOWN!!!

Jess tells Bambi to hold J.T. up. Bambi is holding J.T. up and Jess
is sizing J.T. up.

Bradley: I hope she nails the Mind Blower right here.

Jess does just that as she attempts the mind blower on J.T., J.T.
ducks and WHAM Jess nails Bambi with it. J.T. immediately wakes up
and WHAM, a Rattler on Jess knocking her in the corner, WHAM a
Rattler on an already stunned Bambi.

Adam: THERE'S THAT FIGHTING SPIRIT, COME ONE J.T. YOU CAN DO IT!!
Bradley: OH GOD, IT'S HELL'S HIGHWAY ALL OVER AGAIN *imitating Adam*
REACH FOR THE STARS AMY!!

Bradley starts laughing as, J.T. makes the cover on Bambi and
Ackerley makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE

Bradley: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NO, BAMBI IS GONE.
Adam: AND JESS IS IN THERE BY HERSELF. ALL ALONE, ONE ON ONE WITH J.T.

But then we see a figure moving in the crowd and it's...

MARZ

Adam: WHAT? WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING BACK?

Marz jumps up on the apron and she distracts Byron Ackerley as KD
slides into the ring and smashes J.T. in the head with a glass
bottle. KD exits and Marz leaves off of the apron. Ackerley turns
around and we see Jess has J.T. rolled up and she has her feet on the
ropes and she's pulling the tights all of which the ref doesn't see.
Jessica has the cover, Ackerley with the count

ONE
TWO

Adam: NO, NOT LIKE THIS, NOT LIKE THIS.

THREE

"Ass like that" hits again and every fan in NORLFOLK are BOOING at
the top of their lungs.

Charles: YOUR WINNER "THE REAL J-LO"
JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAA LOHAN
Adam: SHE DIDN'T EARN THAT VICTORY
Bradley: SURE SHE DID!!!

We see Jess jump into the arms of Bambi and she carries Jess off to
the Bambi. Jess is pointing to each member of the audience and
laughing at them.

Adam: look at her... No class, what so ever.

Backstage we see Victoria Caldwell with Mack "The Monster" Taylor.

Fans boo Mack.

Victoria: For the past two weeks Mack, we've been hearing from Robbie
Ridding, he has challenged you at our next Pay-Per View "State of
Emergency" to a UFC match. The question everyone wants to know is…
Do you accept?
Mack: First off who the FUCK is Robbie Ridding? I've never heard of
this guy in my life.
Victoria: Are you sure? He says that you and him were supposed to
hook up a few years back for a match in the UFC.
Mack: His name is NOT ringing any bells, you see I fought everyone
they put before. I remained undefeated for a reason, NO ONE COULD
BEAT ME. But if this guy, what did you say his name was again?
Victoria: Robbie Ridding
Mack: You know, that sounds like the name of that kid… yeah, that kid
who used to mop up the Octagon after I would splash some poor
sucker's blood on it. But if he thinks that he's ready to step into
the ring or Octagon with me, I'll make him tap really quick, collect
my pay check and go home with him woman and show her what a REAL man
is.
Victoria: Okay Mack… one more question
Mack: Interview over BITCH

Mack walks away as the fans completely BOOO the hell out of him.
Victoria has a pissed look on her face.

Adam: WHAT A JACK ASS!


Backstage: we see Sassy and Max and the fans FUCKING LOSE IT FOR THEM…

"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS…"

Sassy: Okay, I have my money on you. So I'm gonna help you get the
upper hand.
Max: Now that rules, THAT RULES!

Max and Sassy high five each other

Max: So what's the plan?
Sassy: I'm gonna go scare the SHIT out of her and chase her right
into your arms. You'll look like a hero. So all you'll have to do
is a little smooth talking and BAM, she's putty in your hands.
Max: I likes, I likes.

Max and Sassy walk off, then we see Chad and Nasty peaking around the
corner.

Nasty: Cheatin' bastards
Chad: Um hmmm, I got a little plan, come on.

Chad and Nasty exit

Bradley: HAHAHA, this is very entertaining
Adam: Who did you bet on?
Bradley: $150 on Danny and $150 on Max. I can't lose!!!!
Adam: You can't WIN either.
Bradley: WHAT?

Adam starts laughing as we see Sandy Anderson chit chatting with some
of the VCW girls backstage. Then all of a sudden we hear...

"SANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

then we hear the sound of metal clanking against the wall and we see
Sassy with a metal ball bat she begins chase on Sandy.

Sandy: OH SHIT

Sandy starts running and BOOM, she bumps into Max and she starts
backing up and she backs up into Sassy. So Sandy gets EXTREMELY
scared and she curls up

Max: What the hell is going on here?
Sassy: I'M GONNA TAKE THIS BAT AND SMASH HER LITTLE HEAD IN.
Max: For what?
Sassy: DAMMIT, I'M ANGRY AND I NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON SOMEONE!!!
Max: Look Sass, read my lips, LEAVE… SANDY… ALONE!!
Sassy: Huh? Are you tuning on us?
Max: NO, just LEAVE… SANDY… ALONE!!!

Sandy uncurls and walks over to Max. Sassy looks at Max hard, then
she throws her bat to the ground.

Sassy: Okay, have it your way.

Sassy walks away with a HUGE smile on her face, Sassy sticks her
tongue out at Sassy.

Sandy: WOW, you Outlaws sure are looking out for a girl tonight.
Max: Really?
Sandy: Yeah, Danny was nice to me earlier and now you just saved my
life. How can I ever thank you?

Max looks into the camera and smiles HARD.

Bradley: HAHA, LOOKS LIKE MAX HAS GOTTEN THIS ALL SEWN UP!!
Max: Well what are you doing later?
Sandy: Probably nothing, why? Do you wanna go out or something?
Max: Why go out, when we can stay in? Get my drift?

Sandy smiles hard

Sandy: Oh yeah, I definitely get your drift.

Max goes to lean in for the kiss, Sandy leans forward

Bradley: MAX HAS GOT THIS WON!!!!

But then out of nowhere comes The Big Nasty and Chad and they are
running.

Chad: MAX, MAX, MAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!

Max pulls away

The Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Max: What is IT?
Nasty: They're towing your Porsche away guy.
Max: *smiles* No they're not, Sassy told me the deal.
Sandy: what DEAL?
Max: Nothing baby.
Chad: Okay, suit yourself, you can believe us or NOT. Just don't
come looking for a ride later on when we are ready to ride out.
Nasty: *laughs a little* Later guy.

Chad and Nasty both walk off

Max: they're playing right?

Sandy shrugs her shoulders.

Max: They've got to be playing.

Then we see Maria and Jayne Johnson walk past with those OWA Women
tag belts on their shoulders *fans CHEER*

Adam: AND LOOK… THE CHAMPS ARE HERE!!!
Maria: hey… aren't you Max Power?
Max: Yes?
Jayne: Don't you have the White Porsche 911 Turbo?
Max: Yes, yes I do.
Maria/Jayne: You're being towed!
Max: OH SHIT, I AM!

Max runs away from Sandy and heads to the outside, we see the tow
truck pulling away just as Max gets outside. Max starts running
behind the tow truck. Around the corner we see Chad with a cell
phone and Nasty is rolling on the ground laughing.

Chad: That'll teach him to pay his parking tickets.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HE RATTED ON HIM, BRILLIANT, AHAHAHAHAHA

The fans are getting a great laugh out of this.

Nasty: let's go find Danny, Max'll be a while, HAHA.

Chad and Nasty walk off with HUGE grins on their faces.

Adam: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE VCW ACTION AFTER THIS QUICK TIME
OUT!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

Cameras zoom into a private road outside of South
Philly, PA...

We see two fast cars parked on the road...one car is
driven by Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, The Rude Crew
and the other car is driven by Mark & Kevin Messier,
Rage & Kaos..

Mike : Hey Jon, you didn't tell me where we are going
today....

Jon : We are going to Vancouver, BC and we are driving
FULL THROTTLE to get there...

Mike : Cool dude..lets go...

Kevin : hey bro, where we going?

Mark : Bro, we are going with Mike & Jon and heading
to Vancouver and we are going FULL THROTTLE and not
stopping til we get there..

Kevin : Cool bro...lets go...

Both cars race off heading to their destination.

"GRAVITY" BY IMANI COPPOLA plays in the background....

Announcer: Coming May 31st, join the VCW in Vancouver,
British Columbia, at the BC Place Stadium for a
supercharged Anarchy, it will be called FULL
THROTTLE... This event will be a Genocide Appreciation
Night..
Scheduled to perform live at the event is IMANI
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Announcer: Listen to your local radio stations for
chances to win Free tickets & backstage passes to the
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The cameras pan around the ring and catch glimpses of
some of the crowd as a stagehand brings a manequein
down to the outside of the ring, dressed in a pink
french tutu. He sets it up right at the edge of the
entrance ramp just before the ring.

Adam: This next match will be quite interesting as the
loser will be wearing that french tutu for a month.
Bradley: Can you imagine wrestling in that thing?
Wait.....you'd probably enjoy that Adam.

"Criminal" by Eminem hits and the crowd actually
cheers as Dice Morgan takes the stage.

Charles: This contest is our special French Tutu
match.....in which the loser will have to wear a
french tutu for the period of one
month!.............Making his way to the ring from
Newark, New Jersey....weighing in at
290lbs....Diiiiiice Mooooorgaaan!

Dice walks down the ramp and briefly glances at the
tutu before rolling into the ring.

Charles: And his opponent, from Montreal, Quebec
Canada....weighing in at 225lbs....he is one half of
the Pretty Boys......Luuuuuuc!

"Fade" by Staind plays and the crowd begins to boo,
but no appearance is made by Luc.

The crowd begins to get restless and Charles as well
as Dice and referee Edgar Hyde, awaiting Luc to make
his appearance.

Adam: And Luc not showing up for this match....this
means he may be suspended indefinately!
Bradley: Mabey he doesn't have to wrestle this match
now, I mean he already had enough problems with
Nemesis tonight. I can't see him being able to fight
again.

Then our attention is drawn to the Ultratron as we see
Richard Crawford walking backstage, an angered look
upon his face. Some of the crowd actually cheers.
While most fill the arena with boos.

Crawford marches straight into the Pretty Boys locker
room and we see Jon and Luc with icepacks on from
their earlier match.

Richard: Hey, what the hell do you think you are
doing? Get your ass out to the ring French Fry, you're
up!

Luc: Missuire Crawford...I 'ave already wresled
tonight. I cannot go out zere again and fight.

Richard: Is that so? Well then, you can say goodbye to
La' Partner because you are now suspended!

Luc: Vat! Vat! No, you cannot do zat! I 'ave wrestled!

Jon: Missuire Richard, Luc is in no condic'ion to
fight again.

Richard: *to Jon* I wasn't talking to you. So quiet
unless you wanna be next. *to Luc* I can do whatever I
please, in case you forgot Pepe, I am the commisioner
here. Now either get your ass out to that ring, or
you'll be sitting at home, how do they say in French?
ON ZEE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!

Luc's eyes widen and he unwillingly leaves the locker
room and makes his way towards the stage.

Adam: And the law being laid down by Richard Crawford.
Luc is on his way out here folks and this match will
take place.
Bradley: Oh, this isn't good!

"Fade" by Staind hits once again and finally Luc makes
his way to the ring, visably in pain from his earlier
match. He spends a long time staring at the Tutu. And
shakes his head mumbling something to himself.

He circles the ring but hesitates to enter, until
finally Dice rolls outside the ring and begins an
assault. He lands hard right on Luc and the rolls him
into the ring, following. The bell is rung.

Dice hauls Luc to his feet and brings him back down
just as fast with a neckbreaker drop.
He goes for an early cover. But Luc kicks out after
only one. Dice slowly rises and brings Luc with him
once again, sending the Montreal native into the ropes
with a whip. On the return WHAM! Luc is tossed up with
a belly to belly overhead suplex and comes crashing
down to the mat with authority!

Again Dice for the cover.

One!
Two!
Thre....

Luc gets a shoulder up just in time. And once again he
is hauled to his feet.

Adam: Dice Morgan very impressive here, he is
dominating this match!
Bradley: Sure he is, Luc already wrestled a match,
he's worn out!

Dice again with a whip into the ropes, and Luc
attempted a flying lariat on the return but Dice
ducks, and Luc connects with Edgar Hyde!
Hyde falls immediately and Luc is shocked, he gets to
his feet and turns around just in time to be hauled up
for a Tigerbomb!

Dice drives him down hard and has him for the cover.

Crowd: One! Two! Three!

But Hyde is out of it, and no official count is made.
The sound of boos fil the arena as now Luc's partner
Jon comes running down to the ring with a chair in
hand. He slides into the ring and nails Dice in the
back with a full swing which downs him. Luc is still
feeling the effects of the tigerbomb and Jon tries to
stir him.

Adam: How fair is that? Jon coming down to the ring
and using a chair to help his partner!
Bradley: That's just as fair as Luc wrestling two
matches in one night. The odds had to be evened
somehow.

Luc makes it to his feet with Jon's help and Jon
motions him to climb the turnbuckle. Luc does so
slowly. Meanwhile Jon hoists Dice up and sits the
Newark native on his shoulders and sets him up in
position. Luc makes hit to the top rope and the crowd
is booing completely. Luc flies off the top and
connects the clothesline on Dice, driving him down off
of Jon's shoulders and hard to the mat.

Adam: Für Mé Lé Búche!!! First a chair shot and now
this! Dice is being robbed out of this match!
Bradley: Oh thank God, Luc won't be forced to wear
that Tutu!

Dice lies on the mat as does Luc momentarily. But Jon
pulls Luc over and drapes his arm across Dice's chest.
He then heads over to try and stir Edgar Hyde before
exiting the ring and waiting at ringside.
Hyde begins to wake and slowly crawls his way over
into position. The crowd's boos are defeaning by this
point. Hyde finally makes it over after a few minutes.
He lifts his arm and tries his best to make the count.

One!

He slowly raises his aram again, and again he slaps it
down.

Two!

He lifts his arm a third time and brings it down.

Thre.....

But somehow Dice kicks out!

The crowd cheers like mad!

Bradley: What! That's impossible!
Adam: He kicked out! He kicked out!

Jon is livid on the outside and can't believe it. Luc
begins to get to his feet as does Dice. Luc staggers
back a little and Jon slides in the chair from the
outside.

Luc picks up the chair and holds it high, waiting for
Dice to turn around..

Adam: No Dice! Watch out!
Bradley: Oh, this is gonna be good!

Dice turns around, but before Luc can get the chair
shot off, he is met with a kick to the gut. The chair
drops and he doubles over. Dice hooks the arms and
crashes him down into a TRIP TO THE BRICKS!

Jon gets up on the ring apron and is met with a chin
check that sends him down and into the guard railing.

Dice goes back to Luc and makes the cover.
Hyde for the count.

Adam/Crowd: One!
Bradley: NO!
Adam/Crowd: Two!
Bradley: NO!
Adam/Crowd: Three!
Bradley: NO! NO! NO!

Charles: Here is your winner....Diiiiiice
Mooooorgaaan!

Adam: Dice Morgan with the win, and now Luc will be
forced to wear that pink tutu for a month!
Bradley:.......

Backstage we see Katya Twiddy with Danny and Max, fans all go BEYOND,
MONKEY NUTZ for them

"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS…"

Katya: So Max, Danny, time is almost up. Which one of you is going
to kiss Sandy?
Danny: I'm on that… RIGHT now!
Max: Oh really? Let's see about that.

Danny speed walks off and Max is right behind him

Katya: I'll tell you who my money is on, but then again, Naaaaah,
this is too much fun.
Bradley: WHO'S GONNA DO IT ADAM, IS IT DJ DANNY H? OR THE MAN WITH
THE MUSCLES?
Adam: I haven't the slightest clue.

Danny and Max both turn the corner together

Danny/Max: SANDY!!!!!!

They both stop! And they look shocked as to what they are witnessing.

Bradley: What's this? Why did they…

The cameras turn around to show Sandy making out with…

VICTORIA
CALDWELL

Every male fan in the audience HAS TOTALLY FUCKING LOST IT

"H-L-A, H-L-A, H-L-A, H-L-A, H-L-A, H-L-A…"

And boy are these two going at it…

Bradley: WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO H-L-A ADAM, YOU GOTTA BE DOWN WITH IT,
WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS BETTER THAN GIRLS GONE WILD!!!!!!!!!!

Max and Danny come up with smiles on their faces as they are
witnessing two hot, young, ladies go at it hot and heavy.

Danny: OH… MY… JESUS, WHOOOOOO, CAN I… GET DOWN… WITH THAT?

Sandy and Victoria stop kissing for a second, they start walking off
and they signal for Danny and Max to follow.

Max: Ya know what?
Danny: What?
Max: Fuck this bet
Danny: What bet?
Max: Smart man.
Danny: I'm about to show you an even smarter one *starts walking* OH
LADIES!!!!

Max shakes his head to himself laughing then he starts walking.

Bradley: CAN I JOIN? WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, H-L-A!!!!

Peaking around the corner see Sassy, Chad, and Nasty and they are
dying laughing.

Chad: Now this… has been fun.
Sassy: Amen on that Brother Chaddy.
Nasty: Chaddy *chuckles* what a stupid name!

Nasty walks off laughing, Sassy and Chad follow

Backstage: (Split Screen) we see JFF/Joss on one side just getting to
the stadium and we see Fredrick and Jerri Ainsworth on the other side
making their way to the ring.

Adam: AND OUR MAIN EVENT IS NEXT FOLKS JFF AND JOSS VERSUS FREDRICK
AND JERRI AINSWORTH, A CHANCE TO PICK PARTNERS FOR YOUR TEAM AND THE
OTHER TEAM FOR FULL THROTTLE IS NEXT...

$$Commercial Break$$

Backstage we see Hamato Saki walking to the parking lot with
the belt when out of nowhere Dink Tyler tackles Hamato and slams
him Head-first into a car. Donk then takes a sledgehammer
and SLAM!!!!!! Rams the tip of the handle right into Hamato Saki's
head.

Adam: Hot damn!!!!! It looks like Donk smashed Hamato Saki's skull
in!!!!!

Bradley: Both men are determined to fight to the end for this belt!

Hamato Saki appears to be out cold, Donk Tyler picks up the belt and
is
beginning to leave when- the camera pans and we see Sirus the Virus,
David Ahrens, David Young, J-Smove, and Jay Vance running towards
Donk and the belt.

Adam: Uh-Oh, Donk's in for one hell of an ass-whoopin'.

Thinking quickly, Donk grabs the sledgehammer and slams it into the
window of the car nearest him, he then jumps into the car and speeds
off.

Bradley: SON OF A BITCH!!!!! THAT'S MY CAR!!!!!

Adam: Sucks to be you.

Then we hear "Down with the sickness" as Fredrick and Jerri Ainsworth
come out to HUGE BOOS

Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS OUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING AND
IT'S A PICK THE PARTNERS MATCH FOR FULL THROTTLE... INTRODUCING FIRST
REPRESENTING THE A-TEAM... THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND HIS
WIFE... FREDRICK AND JERRI AINSWORTH!

Fans BOO

Then we hear...

a rock guitar, and it kicks into some
kickin' rock music. This reaches a crescendo, then explodes into the
anthem
"Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'N' Roses!

The lyrics kick in...

"Welcome to the jungle,
We got fun 'n' games,
We got everything you need,
Honey, we know the names,
We are the people that can find,
Whatever you may need,
And if you got the money, honey,
We got your disease...

In the JUNGLE! WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!
Watch it bring ya to your...
Sha na na na na na na na na na na knees... knees!
I... I WANNA WATCH YOU BLEED

JFF and Joss come out to an almost raucous ovation

Charles: AND REPRESENTING THE J-CONNECTION, SHE IS THE FIRST LADY OF
THE OWA, HE IS THE CO-OWNER OF THE OWA, THIS IS JOSS KATZ AND
JESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSFISHFOOD

<< T >> PICK THE PARTNERS MATCH
<< N >> Fredrick and Jerri Ainsworth
<< A >> vs. JFF and Joss Katz

The bell rings and the match gets under way with JFF
locking up with Ainsworth and Jerri spearing down
Joss, taking it to her with a barrage of slaps and
punches. JFF gets the one up on Ainsworth as he drops
down for a DDT. He goes for an immediate cover and
gets only a count of one.

Jerri continues to wail away at Joss, lifting her head
by the hair and slamming it repeatedly against the
mat. Joss then spins her over and takes control
landing hard shots to her face.
Ainsworth is pulled up by JFF and whipped into the
ropes. But on the return he ducks under and locks in a
sleeper on JFF, then drops him down for a sleeper lock
drop.

Adam: Fast paced action here in the opening minutes of
our main event!
Bradley: I'm still trying to figure out how JFF even
got into a main event.

Back in the ring Jerri rushes into the ropes and comes
back with a hurricarrana on Joss into a pinning
combination. Byron Ackerley in position.

One!
Two!
Thre.....

Joss kicks out. And both women quickly rise to their
feet. Jerri rushes Joss and is greeted with an armdrag
takedown straight into an armbar.
At the same time, Ainsworth is kicking a mudhole into
JFF and just taunts him by slapping the back of his
head a few times. JFF gets up and he gets upset and he charges
Ainsworth right out of the ring onto the floor.

Adam: AND THIS FIGHT HAS BEEN TAKEN TO THE FLOOR!!

Ainsworth grabs a chair and we swings it at JFF, J ducks and WHAM,
Byron has been taken out by the chair shot.

Bradley: OH MY JESUS, THEY JUST TOOK OUT THE REF!

JFF turns to see if Byron is going to be alright and then WHAM, he
gets taken out by a chair shot. In the ring Jerri has whipped Joss
into the ropes and WHAM, Ainsworth takes her out with a chair shot
also.

Adam: NOW THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!
Bradley: WHAT?
Adam: HE HIT AN INNOCENT WOMAN WITH A STEEL CHAIR.

Jerri quickly gets the Jerri-lock on Joss, who is out from the chair
shot, but the pain from the Jerri lock has awaken her and she is
screaming out in pain. On the floor Ainsworth is wailing on JFF with
that chair. SMACK, one chair shot to the head, SMACK, two chair
shots to the head, SMACK, three chair shots to the head, SMACK, four
chair shots to the head.

Adam: AINSWORTH IS TRYING TO KILL JFF!
Bradley: He hates the man with a passion.

In the ring Joss is tapping away but no ref to call the match.

Bradley: JOSS IS TAPPING, THIS MATCH IS OVER!! CALL FOR THE BELL!
Adam: THERE'S NO REF, ACKERLEY HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!

SMACK, nine chair shots to the head, SMACK, ten chair shots to the
head and JFF is a bloody mess trying to pull himself up on the
apron. Ainsworth goes for the KO shot with the chair, but JFF nails
him with a nut shot.

Bradley: HAHA, THE GREAT EQUALIZER!

JFF gets the chair and he starts nailing Ainsworth with it, One shot,
two shots, three shots. Jerri lets a tapping Joss go and she climbs
to the top rope. She leaps off and lands on JFF before he can do
anymore damage with that chair. Joss is damn near passed out, but
she is struggling to get to her feet. Joss somehow manages to get up
and she makes it over to Byron to wake him up. On the outside JFF is
about to hit Jerri with the chair, but out of nowhere a leaping
Fredrick Ainsworth smashes a sledgehammer into the chair, CLANK

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, STEEL MEETS STEEL MEETS BONE.

JFF is a bloody mess and he is out. Ainsworth starts dragging him up
to the apron and he and Jerri both slide JFF into the ring.
Ainsworth picks up the sledgehammer, Jerri holds up JFF's head and
BAM, one clear shot from the sledgehammer and JFF is wearing the
crimson mask. Ainsworth drops the hammer and he slides JFF into the
middle of the ring. He stands over top of JFF to talk shit about
him, and to tell him that he's better than him. But out of nowhere
we see Jerri drop, Fredrick doesn't see it though, but everyone else
does. Fredrick makes the cover, and so does Joss on Jerri. Byron is
now awake and he's making the slowest 3 count in history

ONE




TWO





THREE

Bradley: HUH?
Adam: Who won?

Byron walks over to JFF and Joss and raise their hands in victory and
the fans cheer. But out from the back we see Clifford Burns and he
confers with Bryon a bit and he walks over to Fredrick and Jerri and
he raises their hands and receives the HUGEST BOOS of tonight. Byron
raises the hand of JFF and Joss *huge cheers,* Clifford raises the
hand of Fredrick and Jerri *huge BOOS* both Clifford and Byron get
in each other's face and they start with the pushing and the shoving
and the crowd is EATING ALL OF THIS UP. Byron and Clifford as well
as JFF/Joss and The Ainsworth's look as if they are ready to go at it
again.

Bradley: I wish someone would come out here and straighten this mess
up!

Then we hear…

"RIGHT ABOUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/
CHECK IT OUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/"

"As the Rockafeller Skank" hits fans all rise up as Diamond Ross
comes out to the ramp.

Diamond: Well, well, well. This isn't what I expected, but since it
seems that both teams won, I am compelled to see who you will choose
as your partners at Full Throttle next week. Fredrick and Jerri,
let's start with you first.

Fredrick gets a microphone.

Fredrick: That's right, listen up you JERKASSES… We pick Ash and
Geoff Adams as our partners, The A-Team BITCHES! HA, get that fake
assed ONE MAN GANG and scrounge up another jobber with the initial J
in his name, for your little bitch crew. We will stomp you bitches
into the ground next week at Full Throttle, ya fucking jerkass.
Diamond: Okay Fredrick, you've had your turn. Now JFF, Joss who do
you select?
JFF: That's funny Freddy, real funny. I know a dude, his name starts
with J, but he's FAR from a jobber. As a matter of fact you know him
quite well.
Fredrick: Who in the FUCK are you talking about?

Then we hear a voice

"DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTZZZZZZ"

the fans go BEYOND, BEYOND APESHIT as "The Main Event" Jason Snow and
his wife "The Toughest Woman in the Business" Star walk onto the ramp.

Adam: THEY'RE HERE, JASON SNOW AND STAR ARE HERE!!!
Bradley: UH-OH, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET UGLY AROUND HERE.
Jason: Hey Assworth, guess who you got next week?
Star: YOU GOT...
JFF/Joss: THE CLIQUE
Jason: OHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY

And the fans BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THE PLACE!!!!

"CLIQUE, CLIQUE, CLIQUE, CLIQUE, CLIQUE, CLIQUE..."

Diamond: HEY AINSWORTHS, JUST LIKE I TOLD "J-LO" I MUST TELL YOU,
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT DIAMONDS...
The Crowd: ARE... FOREVER...
Jason: BUT FOR NOW...

The Crowd starts up because they know what's coming next...

Jason: IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES AND NORFOLK,
VIRGINIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Crowd: YOU... ARE... INVITED...

"Get Back" by Ludacris hits as the fans go MONKEY NUTZ
Adam: MY GOD, FULL THROTTLE IS NEXT WEEK AND WE NOW KNOW OUR MAIN
EVENT, THE A-TEAM VS. THE CLIQUE, THIS IS GONNA BE A WAR FOLKS
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT IT IS...
Adam: WELL FOR TRIPLE B, I'M ADAM CAYLE, JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR FULL
THROTTLE, WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!!!!

We fade out to Jason, and Star dancing as JFF and Joss stare a hole
into Fredrick and Jerri.