Philadelphia, Pennsylvania-Lincoln Financial Field
VCW Anarchy- May 17
---------------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------------------------

The cameras open to a scene backstage. We see, Mr.
Ross, Ms. Russo, Richard Crawford, and Ms. Lydia enter a room. The
door shuts behind then as the camera focuses in on the door which
reads "BOARD ROOM"

Adam: Some type of board meeting going on here at the
start of the show. I wonder what is happening.
Bradley: I don't know we've never started off a show
with all of the board getting together like that.
Adam: Welcome to Anarchy folks, we have an amazing
night scheduled tonight as we come to you LIVE! From
Philadelphia Pennsylvannia!!!!

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays throughout the arena
as massive pyros and fireworks displays are set off at
the top of the stage.

The crowd goes wild as the cameras pan throughout the
entire audience. We see signs that read "Diamonds are
Forever", "I love Becky", " I am a true Jason-ite",
and "Impeach Ross"

Adam: Adam Cayale here with Beautiful Bradley Brooks,
and what a night we have planned as we line up for
another addition of...ANARCHY!
Bradley: Thank you Adam, and yes we do indeed have a
night planned, Masta Suzie will face Sarah Twilight
for the 3rd time....and I really wish those beauties
wouldn't fight!
Adam: Those best of five series matches have been
affairs to remember I'll tell you that! Also in store
we have Reign of Terror taking on The Rude Crew, and I
can't wait for that!
Bradley: MC Deffstar will be squaring off against Mark
Sanders in a first blood match, which was announced
just last week by Richard Crawford in Charlottesville.
Adam: And we can't forget our main event which pits
the American Outlaws against VCW Champion Fredrick
Ainsworth, The
A-Team, Mistress and Sinister and  Albatross.
Bradley: That is going to be a hell of a match!

Then we hear "Down with the sickness" and the cheers immediately
turns to BOOS as Fredrick Ainsworth, Jerri Ainsworth, Ash Adams,
Geoff Adams, and Sandy Anderson come down the aisle.

Adam: Oh great, what does Captain and Lady Jerkass want?
Bradley: HEY, that's the champ and his wife you are talking about.

Jerri stands right next to her man with a microphone and she begins
to speak.

Jerri: To the thousands of fans here in Lincoln Financial Field, in
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... may I please have your undivided
attention,
as I say two very important words...

FUCK
PHILLY!

And this gets the crowd into a FRENZY of boos and jeers. And Jerri's
SMILING at this...

Jerri: You see, I might have been born here, but over the years, this
two-bit city has made me want to FUCKING PUKE!

More unadulterated booing from the fans...

Jerri: I mean, we got a sold out crowd of over 68,000 people. Pffft,
you ask me, I HAVE FOUND MYSELF STUCK IN PENNSYLVANIA'S BIGGEST
CATTLE
MARKET!

Even more boos from the crowd...

Jerri: And the sooner you fucktards realise that I am BETTER than all
you zoo animals, then that will be a big step forward in the
evolution
of you bitches!

Everyone in the ring is laughing their asses off... but the crowd is
chanting "DIE JERRI DIE! DIE JERRI DIE!" and all the while, Jerri is
grinning ear to ear, as if she's enjoying this!

Adam: I thought Jessica Lohan was a jezebel...
Bradley: Who? Screw her, JERRI RULES!

Jerri: Haha, it's so great to announce that I left this shithole this
week, and moved down to Miami. Philadeplhia, where the Eagles' wings
are
FOREVER CLIPPED...

And the boos ACTUALLY TURN UP A FURTHER NOTCH...

Jerri: And who the fuck are the Phillies? Some Triple A ball team?
Pah,
I never liked baseball anyway. And the less said about the Sixers,
the
BETTER!

The fans boo the SHIT out of Jerri and her negative comments toward
Philly's sports teams...

Adam: This is cheap heat at it's worst!
Bradley: Jerri would take that as a compliment!

Jerri: And so the bottom line is, jerkasses, is that Jerri Ainsworth
FUCKING... HATES... PHILLY!

And if this bitch town was to burn down after you cunts riot after
the
show, I WOULDN'T PISS ON ANY OF YOU FUCKS!

By now, the fans are legitimately starting riots in the crowd, and
the
garbage being thrown at Jerri is IMMENSE!

Jerri: So it's a cold day in hell... I've found a city WORSE than the
breeding ground for freaks, Shittsburgh... *fans actually cheer...*
And
I'm rather glad to have found out that it was THIS DUMP. And
Philly...
This is what I think of y'all...

And Jerri spits on the mat, and does this generate the ABSOLUTE
BIGGEST
ROUND OF HEEL HATE BOOS OR WHAT?

Adam: This woman makes me SICK!
Bradley: You are such a crybaby. She doesn't have to LIKE this town!
Adam: Oh my... this is gonna be a long night...

Fredrick puts his microphone up to his mouth and before he can get a
word out the fans start booing him.

Fredrick: RIC FLAIR, HARLEY RACE, SHAWN MICHAELS, HUNTER HEARST
HEMSLEY, BRET HART, JASON SNOW... I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM AND
THEY KNOW IT, AND YOU PHILLY FUCKS KNOW IT.
Adam: OH LORD

Fans start BOOING LOUDER

Fredrick: There are three things that come out of Philly, Drug
dealers, Drug Users, and Jerkasses.

Fans start throwing things in Fredrick's direction.

Ash: These guys think they RULE ASS.
Geoff: Philly rules NO ASS.
Sandy: You know these guys are known for their Philly Cheese steaks,
and that's about all of the meat that these guys are packing here. 

Fans start BOOING LOUDER and LOUDER

Sandy: I've heard that the men in Philly are eenie weenie, teeny
weenie, shriveled little, short dicked men.

The A-team starts laughing as the fans continue to boo them.

Fredrick: We came here tonight to beat the hell out of The American
Outlaws

"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS..."

Fredrick: YOU CAN CHEER FOR THEM ALL YOU WANT BUT THE FACT OF THE
MATTER IS, THEY SUCK, AND WE WILL KICK THEIR ASSES IN.
Jerri: Too bad I'm not in that match, I'd like another shot at Mom.
Geoff: I just hope that our partners are ready to go.

Then the lights go out and we hear "Sour Times Live" by Portishead. 
The lights come back on and we see Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross
standing in the ring behind The A-Team.  Fredrick turns around.

Fredrick: There you are. Are you guys ready for the fight tonight?

Sinister smiles

Sinister: PHILADELPHIA, PA DOESN'T LOVE ME.  NOBODY LOVES ME, IT'S
TRUE.  BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE YOU SEE, I CAME HERE TONIGHT TO
FIGHT, AND HELL CAME WITH ME YOU HEAR... HELL... CAME... WITH... ME!!
Mistress: Jason and Star, you two are in for the longest damn nights
of your life.  Don't think for one second Star that I forgot what you
did to me at Hell's Highway.  TONIGHT BITCH, PAYBACKS A COMING.
Albatross: Yeah, what they just said.
Fredrick: So it looks like the gang is all here, but I have a thing
or two to get off of my chest.  JERKASS FAGGY FUCK, I FUCKING HATE
THIS GUY.  I can't wait until Unregrettable.  You will see something
in me, that not many people have been unfortunate enough to witness. 
You won't see the cocky Fredrick Ainsworth that stands before you
now, NO... What you will see is a sadistic side of me that I don't
release often, but you my fishy bitch friend, you have made this
personal.  So now I won't be happen until I put you on the shelf, and
Jerri makes Joss quit.  This motherfucker runs around like a little
fucking dictator.
Sandy: Freddy, dude, he's not a dictator, he's a dick-taster.

The A-Team all get a good laugh out of that one, then we hear...

Electro-convulsive therapy, part one

[Timbaland]
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the crip with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the snake with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the walk with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head Game

The fans all RISE TO THEIR FEET as Star comes out.

Adam: FINALLY SOMEONE TO SHUT THEM UP
Star: Oh my JESUS, DO YOU GUYS EVER SHUT UP?  You fucking Penis
Monkeys make me sick.  Jerri, listen to your mother when I tell you
this.  STAY IN YOUR PLACE AND...
The Crowd: SHUT... THE... FUCK... UP!!!

Jerri is mad as hell as she is in the ring kicking the ropes as
Ainsworth is trying to calm her down.

Fredrick: STAR WHY DON'T YOU...
Star: ASSWORTH SHUT THE FUCK UP.  You guys call yourself the A-Team,
well they only thing you guys put the A in is the word T... A... P...

Now Fredrick is PISSED.

Star: Hey it's Saaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddddddddddyyyyyyyyyy.  Too bad
you not in this match tonight ya little BITCH.

Sandy gets scared and starts hiding behind Ainsworth and company.

Star: Oh look, it's Mistress, how you doing Cookie?
Mistress: STAR, I'M GONNA...
Star: SHUT UP BITCH... Bottom line is this.  I have a match tonight,
but once I'm done, I'll be back in that ring kicking the bitch shit
out of all of you flamers.  Tonight in Philadelphia, STAR WILL BRING
THE PAIN, ALL YOU FLAMERS GOTTA DO IS...
The Crowd: SHOW UP...
Star: BUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN...
The Crowd: HOLLA BACK BITCH!!!

Everyone in the ring looks PISSED

Sinister: Star, you are out here, talking shit to 8 people, you are
vastly outnumbered, so if we decided to exit this ring...

They start walking out of the ring

Fredrick: And come down that aisle
Sandy: And kick your ass
Ash: There is nothing
Geoff: NOTHING, that you can do about it.

They start walking slowly toward Star.

Star: Nothing I can do about it huh?  Well, I know HE can do
something about it.

"PHILADELPHIA, PA WELCOME... TO THE POWERHOUSE"

Ainsworth and company stop in their tracks as "Fuel" by Metallica
hits and "The People's Choice" Max Power comes out with a chair in
hand.

"MAX, MAX, MAX, MAX, MAX, MAX..."

Adam: DO SOMETHING NOW, JERKASS.

Max looks toward the curtain then we hear "Party up" by DMX and The
Big Nasty comes out and Ainsworth and company start to back peddle a
little.  "American Badass" hits and Sassy Lassy comes out with a
chair in her hands.  Then we hear...

{*Braves tomahawk chop done in background of Chorus*}

[Chorus]
[Nelly] Let me see you take it off
[P. D.] Girl go and take it off
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather, girl go and take it low
[Nelly] We can even do it slow
[P. D.] We can even do it slow
[Nelly] Take it where you want to go
[P. D.] Take it where you want to go
[Nelly] Just take that ass to the floor
[P. D.] Pop something move something
Shake ya tail feather

Danny and Chad come out with Chairs in their hands.  Danny pulls out
a mic.

Danny: WHOA, WHAT THE DILLEY IN PHILLY?

Fans cheer.

Danny: ONE TIME LET'S DO THIS... WHERE'S CHAD'S LADIES AT?

The women in the audience cheer,

Chad: WHERE'S DANNY'S DOGS AT?

The guys in the audience start barking.

Chad: Now on a serious note, Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross, you
three tried to take my girl out *shakes his head* that wasn't the
cool thing to do.  So tonight, just for you three, I got something
special for you. I THINK SOMEONE IS TAKING A TRIP TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Danny/Chad/Crowd: DIRTY VEGAS.
Danny: Hey Sannnnnnnnnnnddddddyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Sandy: What do you want?
Danny: I just wanted to know if you were going to that Bar-B-Q later.
Sandy: What Bar-B-Q?
Danny: *Grabbing his private region* The one where I put my MEAT on
your GRILL.

Everyone has a great laugh as Sandy's jaw DROPS.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MEAT ON YOUR GRILL.

Danny: Why don't you let me put my dick on your shoulder, so you can
put it on your mind later on?

Everyone in the audience are ROLLING in laughter, Bradley can't
contain himself, The Outlaws are damn near dying on stage from
laughter.  Even Albatross is chuckling to himself.

Chad: DAYUM, are we missing someone?

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Star: WE SURE AS HELL ARE... WILL THE REAL WORLD CHAMP PLEASE STAND
UP!!!!

then the lights goes off and we hear...

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON"

[Intro]
Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!

[Chorus]
Yeek yeek woop woop!! Why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)

As "Get Back" by Ludacris hits the fans FUCKING GO INSANE. "The Main
Event" Jason Snow makes it to the stage as some EXTREMELY LOUD Red,
White, and Blue pyrotechnics go off at the top of the stage and come
down the Anarchy sign and explode right behind Jason as he
holds up his arms.  AND THE FANS ARE GOING BEYOND, BEYOND, BEYOND,
APESHIT AND MONKEY NUTZ.

Jason: GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN, JASON'S BACK, TELL A FRIEND!!!! 
I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR PHILLY...

The fans start up

Jason: DO YOU REALLY WANNA PARTY WITH ME?
The fans: HELL YEAH
Jason: WELL IF YOU REALLY WANNA PARTY WITH ME, LET ME SEE JUST WHAT
YOU GOT FOR ME, PUT ALL YOUR HANDS WHERE MY EYES CAN SEE, AND START
STRAIGHT BUCK WILDING IN THE PLACE TO BE...

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Jason: OFTEN IMITATED NEVER DUPLICATED, SO PHILLY LET ME HEAR THAT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Fans start GIVING IT UP FOR JASON

Jason: THE MAIN EVENT IS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER...
THE AMERICAN OUTLAWS ARE IN...
The Crowd: PHILLY!
Jason: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE AT?
The Crowd: PHILLY!!
Jason: ALL MY JASON-ITES ARE IN...
The Crowd: PHILLY!!!
Star: ALL MY STARL...

Jason shoots her a glance.

Star: Alright, Alright, honey it's your night, no stealing of the
lines tonight.

Jason smiles.

Jason: first things first... I'm feeling pretty damn good tonight. 
So here are a few things you can expect 1) You can expect to see some
people getting fucked with 2) you can expect to see some people get
joked on and 3) you can expect to see us WHOOP ON SOME BITCH ASS,
LIKE WE ALWAYS DO AROUND THIS MOTHERFUCKER.  After tonight you will
understand why they call us the best set in this business.
Fredrick: Excuse me, excuse me, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH...
Jason: ¡Porqué usted no se sienta abajo y tiene una taza agradable de
CERRÓ LA COGIDA PARA ARRIBA!
Bradley: HUH?
Fredrick: O...kay, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
Jason: it means, WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN AND HAVE A NICE CUP OF SHUT
THE FUCK UP?

Fredrick is seething now

Jason: Bottom line Ainsworth you Vlasic Pickle Head motherfucker,
dinner for that BITCH ASS is served tonight.  I'm gonna serve you a
side dish of these size 13s, with THE MAIN COURSE OF ME WHOOPING THAT
BITCH ASS ALLLLLLLL OVER PHILLY.

"MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT, MAIN EVENT..."

Jason: as a matter of fact, let me go down the line.  Sinister, this
bitch ass bitch comes out here week after week *imitating Sinister*
NO ONE LOVES ME, NO ONE LOVES ME BECAUSE I SUCK MONKEY
NUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTZZZZZ!!! Of course Philly ain't gonna love you. 
Philly is just like Seattle, because where I'm from... WE DON'T LOVE
THEM HOES!!!!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHA, I DON'T LOVE THEM HOES ADAM!!
Adam: Oh Jeez.
Bradley: See Adam, you're not hip.
Jason: Ash, you N'Sync reject, Everyone please take a look at Justin
Timberfake!

The crowd starts laughing...

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHA, HE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM, AHAHAHAHA!!
Jason: Geoff, you look like a Mix breed of Adam Copeland and SACK OF
BALLS YA BITCH!!!

The crowd is rolling off of that comment...

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHA, COME ON ADAM "JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."
Adam: Now that's ONE chant I can join in with you on.
Jason: Jerri, you look like a DAMN SHAVED BIRD, BITCH.  LOOK LIKE
SOMEBODY BEAT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BAG OF HOT RICE.
The Crowd: OH SHIT

Then they start bursting out with laughter, Bradley and The Outlaws
can barely contain themselves.

Jason: Mistress, what can I say about you?  Except that she looks
like a FUCKING CANDY APPLE ON STERIODS!!!  Look at that BEASTLY
BITCH, she looks like she ought to be in a river somewhere swatting
Salmon.  I see why her and Sin boy are together.  She shaves his
head, he shaves her beard.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adam: THERE'S NO ONE QUITE LIKE JASON SNOW!

The fans are all holding their stomachs from laughter.

Jason: *pointing to Albatross* Who the fuck is that guy?  Trips is
that you?  Dayum, nobody told me that Triple-H was invited to the
party.

The Outlaws are all shaking their heads no.

Jason: That ain't Trips?  Well he looks just like him, Big nose, Cock
fuzz on his face.
Bradley: DID HE JUST SAY COC...
Adam: Yes he did.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jason: He sure is a "Nose-y" bastard.  I bet you nobody "NOSE" the
trouble he has seen.  Hey dude, why don't you hold some tablets up
and part a sea or something, you're name's "NOSES" right?
Star: Jase...
Jason: WHAT? He "NOSE" what I'm talking about.  And you "NOSE" this
MAYNE!!!

The crowd is damn near on the verge of hurling from all of the
laughter.  Bradley is laughing uncontrollably.  Albatross sits with a
small smirk in the ring.

Jason: Sandy, oh Sandy, I hope that you didn't think that I was gonna
leave you out.  This bitch spends more time on her knees than a
Christian. 
Crowd: OH SHIT.
Jason: She's been with more wrestlers than LITA?
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!!!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Jason: ASH, GEOFF, ASSWORTH, TELL ME, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS
SPONGEBOB LOOKING BITCH?
Bradley: SPONGEBOB? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jason: This bitch has been around the block more than somebody who's
lost.  And let's not talk about mileage.  Fuck Jiffy Lube, every
3,000 miles Sandy gets her oil changed at the free clinic.  And you
know what they call her backstage?
Crowd: WHAT?
Jason: 7-11... Cause she's open 24/7 and you can always get a Slurpee
from her.
Bradley: IS THAT TRUE, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I WANT A SLURPEE!!!

The fans are about to die laughing

Jason: The simple fact of the matter is this... when that bell rings
tonight, I'm going IKE TURNER on you TINA BITCHES.  You see this
situation is about to get REALLY ugly, things around here are about
to get ugly as Zabria Taylor.
Crowd: OH SHIT!!!!!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jason: So I'm fitting to say FUCK THE YAPPIN'
The Crowd: LET'S GET THE SCRAPPIN'

The Outlaws all drop their mics and start approaching the ring, until
we hear...
 
"RIGHT ABOUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/
CHECK IT OUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/"

Then we hear Fatboy Slim's "Rockafeller Skank" hit the speakers and
the
fans rise totally to their feet, as out comes Diamond Ross, and she
has
a mic in hand. The A-Team, the Ainsworths, Sinister and Mistress,
Albatross, and the Outlaws all turn toward Diamond...

Mrs. Ross: Well well... it appears we have our main event for tonight
RIGHT HERE... And I might as well shake this up a little more and
introduce to you, none other, than your SPECIAL REFEREES for this
match!

The fans cheer big time...

Mrs. Ross: And folks, I shan't waste any time, and I shan't waste my
breath, because I want these two... to introduce... Themselves!

In the background, we hear a rock guitar, and it kicks into some
kickin' rock music. This reaches a crescendo, then explodes into the
anthem
"Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'N' Roses!

Adam: No way!
Bradley: I hope so!
Adam: If this is true... then the SHIT SHALL HIT THE FAN!

The lyrics kick in...

"Welcome to the jungle,
We got fun 'n' games,
We got everything you need,
Honey, we know the names,
We are the people that can find,
Whatever you may need,
And if you got the money, honey,
We got your disease...

In the JUNGLE! WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!
Watch it bring ya to your...
Sha na na na na na na na na na na knees... knees!
I... I WANNA WATCH YOU BLEED!"

And when two... very... familiar figures emerge from the curtain, the
fans totally LOSE IT, and The Ainsworths, The A Team, Sinister,
Mistress
and Albatross BECOME BEYOND "ULTRA PISSED"!

Bradley: It's THEM!
Adam: Do NOT adjust your sets folks, my broadcast colleague is REALLY
this shocked! IT'S JESUSFISHFOOD AND JOSS! And not ONE ass in the
whole
stadium is sitting down!
Bradley: This is... a... what a BOMBSHELL!

The fans quiet down as the music fades, but there are still chants of
"J-DUB-F!" and "JOSS!" as JFF has the mic...

JFF: Well, seems to me that Philly isn't so FREAKY after all!

The fans go nutso...

JFF: And Philly... I can certainly think of one thing in the VCW that
is damn true... and that is that DIAMONDS... ARE...

Crowd: FOREVER!!

JFF: Tru DAT!

JFF then passes the mic to Joss...

Joss: Despite some certain people attacking us in Charlottesville
this
past Thursday, *The Ainsworths, the A-Team, Sinister, Mistress and
Albatross all point to each other, laughing...* We have been
appointed
because we'll call this shit down the middle, and also, to ENSURE
that no
bullshit goes down. In the VCW, the fans want winners, not bullshit.
This after all is the federation...

Crowd: Where BULL...SHIT... STOPS!

Joss: That's right. And one more thing... Jerri... Your countdown is
on... T-Minus 6 days... *puts on her Jerri voice* And chickee, you'll
quit, and ENJOY IT!

The fans go totally MONKEY NUTZ

Jason: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOAAAAAAA!!! WE GONNA KICK THIS PARTY OFF
RIGHT.  I'm gonna say something, I've been waiting a hot minute to
say.  BUT FOR NOW...

The crowd starts up because they know what's coming next...

Jason: IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES AND PHILADELPHIA,
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Crowd: YOU... ARE... INVITED...

"Get back" by Ludacris hits as we get a stare down from The Outlaws
and Sinister and Company.

Bradley: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THIS MAIN EVENT.

Backstage we see David Ahrens, David Young, Dice Morgan, Donk Tyler,
Hamato Saki, J-Smove and Sirius the Virus standing together as if
waiting for something.

Dice Morgan: Where the hell is Mr.Ross with the anouncement for the
ironman title?

Then we see Ms. Rebecca Russo walk into the scene holding the belt as
the fans go FUCKING APESHIT!!!!!! As the men look at her suggestively.

Ms. Russo: Well boys, Mr. Ross has decided that the belt will go to
the man who can beat the shit out of all the others and run off with
the belt.

Rebecca throws the belt into the center of the men and walks off as
they begin to beat the living shit out of each other. Hamato Saki
starts going at David Young with vicious right hand chops while Sirus
the Virus slams Dice Morgan with a skull rattling superkick. David
Ahrens and Donk Tyler are going at each other viciously with right
punches. J-Smove, completely forgotten, picks up the belt and slams
it into the back of Hamato Saki's head, causing him to headbutt David
young, knocking out both men. Sirus sees J-Smove starting to walk
away with the belt, but slams a steel chair into J-Smove's skull
before grabbing the belt and running off.

Bradley: HAHA, THIS IRONMAN STUFF IS GREAT!!!  RUN SIRUS RUN
Adam: Lets go to Victoria Caldwell backstage for a special interview
with Nightmare

Victoria : Victoria Caldwell here with a special interview with VCW
Superstar, Tony Jackson AKA Nightmare of The VCW Clown Posse....

Victoria : Nightmare, how ya doing tonight, you rested up and ready
for your match tonight against Star?

Tony : Yes I am Vic.  I have been ready since Star trained me

Vic : You were trained by Star. WOW. I didn't know that...

Tony : It is on my Application... go read it..

Vic : I might just do that....so are you ready to tap out to the Star
Treatment?

Tony : Hell no... I don't tap out like others have..

Vic : Well u might, and if u do u will join others in the Star's Tap
Out Club.... I am a member of that club myself
She made me tap out a while back and never forgot it...

Tony : cool... but I am different...I feel no pain... No Pain no Gain
is my motto..

Vic : Well thanks for the brief interview time with ya.... Good luck
on your match.. you will need it...

Tony : Thanks Vic. have a good night

Nightmare walks off and he starts for the ring as "Bodies" hits

Adam: WELL FOLKS OUR FIRST MATCH UP OF THE EVENING STAR, NIGHTMARE,
VCW WORLD TV TITLE AND IT'S NEXT AFTER THIS QUICK TIME OUT.

$$Commercial Break$$

Cameras zoom into a private road outside of South
Philly, PA...

We see two fast cars parked on the road...one car is
driven by Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, The Rude Crew
and the other car is driven by Mark & Kevin Messier,
Rage & Kaos..

Mike : Hey Jon, you didn't tell me where we are going
today....

Jon : We are going to Vancouver, BC and we are driving
FULL THROTTLE to get there...

Mike : Cool dude..lets go...

Kevin : hey bro, where we going?

Mark : Bro, we are going with Mike & Jon and heading
to Vancouver and we are going FULL THROTTLE and not
stopping til we get there..

Kevin : Cool bro...lets go...

Both cars race off heading to their destination.

"GRAVITY" BY IMANI COPPOLA plays in the background....

Announcer: Coming May 31st, join the VCW in Vancouver,
British Columbia, at the BC Place Stadium for a
supercharged Anarchy, it will be called FULL
THROTTLE... This event will be a Genocide Appreciation
Night..
Scheduled to perform live at the event is IMANI
COPPOLA and featuring Albatross of the International
Cons..

Announcer: Listen to your local radio stations for
chances to win Free tickets & backstage passes to the
Show... Stay Tuned Fans..

Backstage we see Jay Vance leaving his dressing room and walking down
the hallway

Adam: There's Jay Vance
Bradley: Yeah, and we know that he's still on a title hunt.

Jay continues walking down the hallway, then all of a sudden we hear
what sounds like the opening chords of "Eye of the Tiger."  Jay pays
it no attention at first, but then we hear.

"JAY…. JAY, JAY, JAY… JAY, JAY, JAY… JAY, JAY, JAAAAAAAAAAAY"

The camera moves back to show

THE
AMERICAN
OUTLAWS

Fans go FUCKING BALLISTIC as we see Star with her guitar, Max with
the drums, Danny on the ones and twos, Chad on one keyboard, Sassy on
the other.  Nasty on the bass, and Jason on the mic.  They are on a
moving stage and they are right behind Jay, Jay turns around to see
them.

Jason: (singing) Jay's the man, or he thinks that he is/
We all see him a kid/
Because WE ALL KNOW THAT HE'LL NEVER BEEEEEEEEEEEEE… LIKE HIS BROTHER.

Everyone in the stadium all BURST out in laughter.  Jay looks pissed.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT'S TRUE, HE'S A PISSANT ADAM.
Adam: I wouldn't go that far, Jay has experience some difficulties in
managing to win a title here in VCW, but a pissant he is not.
Jay: You guys are assholes.
Jason: Ehhh, what are you gonna do?  You can't beat us so…. ONE MORE
TIME.
JAY… JAY, JAY, JAY…. JAY, JAY, JAY… JAY, JAY, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Jay starts to run, and the fans are rolling in laughter.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHA, LOOK AT HIM GO, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT HE
JUST WON THE IRON MAN TITLE.
Jason: He's moving, LET'S GET `EM, LET'S GET `EM.
Star: JAY… COME BACK!!!  DAMMIT, I gotta get ready for my match!

We then see the stage trailing after Jay, and everyone is having a
good time with this.

Bradley: HAHA, I hope they catch him.

"Down with the Clown" by The Insane Clown Posse hits and Philly is
giving a positive response to Nightmare as he comes out.

Adam: Welcome back to Anarchy, this is our first match of the night.
Bradley: And BOY does it stack up to be a good.
Adam: Yes it is, Teacher vs. Student
Bradley: Reminds me of those old Karate movies.
Charles: THIS CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT'S FOR THE VCW
WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP, INTRODUCING FIRST FROM PARTS UNKNOWN,
HE IS A MEMBER OF THE VCW/OWA CLOWN POSSE, THIS IS NIGHTMARE.

Nightmare poses to the crowd and they cheer a little for him.

Adam: This should be a great opening contest.

Then the lights go out and we hear...

Then we hear...

Electro-convulsive therapy, part one

[Timbaland]
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the crip with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the snake with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head, do the walk with me
Go 'head, go 'head, go 'head Game

The WHOLE DAMN ARENA IS ROCKING, as "Let me put you on the game" by
The Game f/ Timbaland hits the PA. Star comes out and the whole
stadium gives her the one of the biggest POPS of the night so far

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Charles: AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION, SHE HAILS FROM SEATTLE,
WASHINGTON AND SHE IS "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS"
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR...
The Crowd: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Adam: Senior Official Clifford Burns is in charge.

The bell sounds

Adam: AND WE ARE UNDERWAY.

<< T >> VCW World Television Championship match
<< N >> Star (Champion)
<< A >> vs. Nightmare

A handshake between Star and Nightmare, then a collar and elbow tie
up, Star gets the arm wringer on Nightmare.  Star pounds away on his
arm, Nightmare pats his arm then reverses into an arm wringer of his
own.  Star goes under and locks Nightmare in a hammerlock into a
headlock, Nightmare quickly gets to the ropes and Star backs off
before Burns can start counting.

Adam: Star with a clean break.

Star does her best RVD impression with the thumbs pointing at
herself, and the fans are eating this up.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LOOK AT HER.
Adam: She is "One of a Kind"

Nightmare smiles a little then he and Star hook up again in the
collar and elbow.  Hammerlock by Star, Nightmare pats his arm,
reverse into a hammerlock of his own.  Star reaches down for his leg,
but he moves over a little.  Star dips in and she reverses into a
hammerlock into an arm wringer.  Nightmare rolls forward once, twice,
grabs Star's hand and flips her forward.  Star gets up and charges
Nightmare, he ducks then catches her with a release German suplex. 
Star gets up to one knee and applauds Nightmare, and so does the fans.

Adam: A show of respect from the teacher to the student.

Star gets back up and she squares off with Nightmare again. 
Nightmare tries to go for the collar and elbow again, Star blocks it
and catches Nightmare with a knee to the sternum.  Star whips
Nightmare into the ropes, when Nightmare returns he is caught with a
hip toss.  When he gets up Star leaps onto his shoulders and spins
around into an armdrag takedown.  Nightmare gets up and runs at Star,
Star Irish whips him back into the ropes and attempts another hip
toss, but Nightmare rolls through and Monkey Flips Star out of it,
Star lands on her feet and runs into the ropes, Nightmare drops down,
Star runs over him, Nightmare jumps up, Star bounces off of the rope,
Nightmare waits but Star slides in between his legs.  Star back up,
Nightmare grabs her but she grabs his leg and trips him to the mat as
she attempts The Star Treatment, Nightmare rolls in and flips Star
out.  Star gets up, Nightmare attempts a standing drop kick, Star
swats him away, Star then springboards off of the second rope into a
bulldog takedown, switched into a rear naked choke hold. 

Adam: WHAT A GREAT TECHNICAL EXCHANGE RIGHT THERE.
Bradley: I must agree with you Adam.

Nightmare makes it to the ropes, Burns stars the count...

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR

Star releases the hold, and she waits for Nightmare to get up then
she runs into the ropes, Nightmare runs into the opposite side, then
he and Star collide.  Star falls to the ground, Nightmare runs into
the ropes and attempts a baseball slide, Star leaps up and attempts a
flipping leg drop, Nightmare moves and attempts a standing
moonsault.  Star moves and attempts a front sitting einsiguri,
Nightmare moves and attempts an ensigiri to the back of Star's head,
but she ducks into a split, Nightmare quickly leaps up and attempts a
legdrop to the back of her head, Star rolls backwards out of the way
and pushes up on her hands back to her feet, Nightmare nips up and he
and Star have a stare down as the audience all rise to their feet.

Bradley: It's almost like they know what their opponents next move is
gonna be.
Adam: Well Star did train him, so he should know a HELL of a lot.

Star runs at Nightmare and he back body drops her over the top, Star
lands on the apron, Nightmare goes for the shoulder block on Star,
she leaps up and drops a leg drop onto the back of his neck and he
gets caught up into the second rope.  Star looks down and sees an
opening as she sees Nightmare is draped on the second rope.  Star
drops down and leaps onto the guard railing and nails Nightmare with
a SICK TWISTING MOONSAULT PLANCHA.  Star gets up and enters the ring
and covers Nightmare, Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO

NO… A kick out by Nightmare

The crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Adam: Nightmare isn't going down without a fight.  It's gonna take a
lot more than that to put him away.

Star goes outside of the ring and she starts looking underneath of
the ring and the fans are going CRAZY.  She pulls out one table.  Two
tables.  Three tables, and she sets them up around ringside.  Then
she looks underneath of the ring again and she pulls out a florescent
light bulb, Nightmare ducks his head in between the ropes and
SMAAAAAAAASHHHHHHH!!!! She crashes that light bulb into the face of
Nightmare.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT...
Adam: AND THIS MATCH JUST GOT PHYSICAL REALLY QUICK!!!

Nightmare falls back into the ring.  Star picks up a chair that's at
ringside and tosses it into the ring.  Then Star looks underneath of
the ring once more and she pulls out a STAR CHAIR much to the crowd's
delight.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Adam: UH-OH

Star enters the ring and Nightmare tries to take her head off with a
chair shot, Star ducks, kicks him in the stomach, he drops the
chair.  Star springboard back flips off of the second rope, she grabs
the chair and kicks it into his face.  Star makes the cover, Burns
with the count...

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, Nightmare kicks out.

Adam: OH, SO CLOSE, SO CLOSE...


Star gets up and she waits for Nightmare to get up and the moment he
starts to stir she goes for a springboard in moonsault position. 
Nightmare drop kicks her all the way from the top rope onto the guard
railing face first.  Nightmare goes to the outside and tosses Star
over the guard railing.  Nightmare then looks underneath of the ring
and he pulls out a ladder, some fans start cheering.  Nightmare sets
the ladder up by the ring apron and he starts climbing.  Once to the
top he waits for Star to get up.  The moment she gets up Nightmare
does a beautiful moonsault but Star takes one step forward and
catches Nightmare with a stunner as he is landing.  Star drapes
Nightmare on the guard railing, she leaps over onto the ringside
floor then she hops onto the apron.  She runs, and does a spinning
leg drop on Nightmare.   Nightmare hits his head on the guard railing
and falls back into the crowd.  Star gets back onto the apron and she
springboards from the second rope over the guard railing into a
Tornado DDT on Nightmare onto a fans chair.  The chair bends up as
Nightmare's head goes crushing into it.  Star then picks Nightmare up
and tosses him back over the guard railing.  Star attempts her best
Jeff Hardy impersonation as she starts running the guard railing, as
she is leaping off onto Nightmare, he manages to toss the ladder up
in her face.

Adam: MY GOD, LISTEN TO THAT IMPACT!!!!
Bradley: AAAAHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKKK, THIS MATCH IS TURNING BRUTAL

Nightmare picks Star up and rolls her into the ring.  Nightmare goes
to the top rope and he attempts a frog splash, Star moves.  Then Star
nips up and she goes to the top rope and she attempts a Five Star
Frog Splash, Nightmare moves.  Nightmare nips up and he attempts a
450 Splash, Star moves yet again.  Then she moves cat like to the top
and she attempts a Shooting Star Press and she connects, Burn with
the count.

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Nightmare kicks out.

Star picks up the chair and she waits for Nightmare to get up, she
tosses him the chair once he does.  She attempts to have him "Seeing
Stars", Nightmare ducks and drops the chair, Star goes for a leg
sweep and Nightmare leg drops her head onto the chair. 

The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bradley: HE MAY HAVE JUST RATTLED HER BRAINS THERE ADAM.

Nightmare quickly goes for the cover.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star kicks out.

Nightmare then picks the chair up and he goes to the top rope with
it.  Star lays prone in the middle of the ring.  Nightmare poses with
the chair as if he's going to attempt and atomic Arabian Face
Buster.  Star quickly nips up and leaps to the second rope. 
Nightmare crashes the chair into Star's face, she pushes it back into
Nightmare's face.  Nightmare then smacks the hell out her with that
chair once, twice, and she's about to fall off, but before she does
with her last bit of strength she quickly kicks that chair into the
face of Nightmare and has him "Seeing Stars."   The impact from this
shot has Nightmare falling off of the top rope and crash landing
through one of those tables that Star set up earlier.

"HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT..."

Star lays on the mat for about 10 seconds then she picks herself up
and goes to the outside.  Star picks up the remains of Nightmare then
she tosses him back into the ring.  Star quickly makes a cover, Burns
with the count.

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, Nightmare barely gets a shoulder up.

Bradley: THAT WAS SO CLOSE!!

Star gets up and she grabs Nightmare then she whips him into the
corner.  Star attempts a Stinger Splash but Nightmare back body drops
her over the top.  Star lands feet first on the ring apron, she nails
Nightmare with a couple of shots to the face, he nails her with a
couple off shots as well, then he rams her head into the turnbuckle. 
Nightmare then leaps to the top and connects with a huracanrana off
of the top onto a stunned Star through table number two Star set up. 
Both wrestlers are laid out on the Stadium floor after this one.

"HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK, HOLY FUCK..."

Nightmare manages to pull himself up first, and he grabs Star and
rolls her into the ring.  Then he quickly gets a cover on her.

ONE
TWO

Bradley: THIS IS IT WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION

THRE... NO, Star kicks out.

Adam: NO, STAR ISN'T GIVING IT UP THAT EASY.

Nightmare then picks Star up and sends her back to the outside.  He
sits a chair on top of the last table set up.  He then takes a pretty
much out of it Star and rolls her onto the table.  Nightmare opens up
that chair and he sits Star on it.  Nightmare then goes into the ring
and he sets another chair up in the middle of the ring.  Nightmare
runs from one end of the ring to the to the other, he then leaps onto
the chair, onto the top rope and dives, Star jumps up out of the
chair and she meets Nightmare in mid-air with...

THE
LOHAN
DROP

She connects right onto the chair, through the table.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Bradley: JESUS, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Adam: He sees everything Bradley.

Star, who manages to get up first after the carnage that has just
taken place, rolls Nightmare into the ring.  She covers him, Burns on
the count.

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, Nightmare kicks out.

Adam: HE WANTS IT SO BAD, BUT STAR WANTS TO KEEP IT EVEN WORSE.

Star gets up, looking just a little frustrated, she waits for
Nightmare to get up.  Nightmare gets to his feet and Star goes for
the Sunset Flip, Nightmare falls down on top, Burns makes the count…

ONE
TWO

Star lifts her legs up and locks his arms for the full Sunset...

ONE
TWO

Nightmare rolls out and rolls Star up...

ONE
TWO

Star flips Nightmare back into the Sunset...

ONE
TWO

Nightmare rolls forward...

ONE
TWO

Star rolls him to the side...

ONE
TWO

Nightmare kicks out and nips up as the fans ALL applaud as both
wrestlers get back to their feet.

Adam: WHAT A HELL OF AN EXCHANGE!!

Star quickly attempts a clothesline, Nightmare ducks then nails her
with a German Suplex, holds on then nails another German Suplex,
holds on then nails another German Suplex, holds on then nails
another German Suplex, holds on then nails another German Suplex,
holds on the drops Star for another German Suplex but this one he
bridges for a pin, Burns with the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star gets the shoulder up.

Nightmare picks Star up for another round of Germans but Star blocks
it, reverses it, and starts giving Nightmare a round of Germans, one
German Suplex, holds on then WHAM, another German Suplex, holds on
the CRASH, another German into a bridge for a pin, Burns counts it...

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Nightmare gets the shoulder up.

Star picks Nightmare up and attempts a standing suplex, Nightmare
blocks it and nails Star with a standing suplex, he holds on then he
suplexes her again, holds on and on this last one he nails her with
the Perfect-plex, Burns makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, Star gets the shoulder up.

Bradley: I MAY HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK SOON, ALL OF THIS ACTION AND THIS
IS JUST THE OPENING MATCH.

Nightmare picks Star up and whips Star into the corner, Nightmare
follows after her.  Star flips up and catches him with an attempt at
a twisting sunset press, but instead of a sunset, Star locks his arms
with her legs and locks his waist with her arms and flips him over
into a flipping...

STYLES
CLASH

Adam: MY GOD, HOW DID SHE DO THAT!
Bradley: You know I said the same thing in court when they told me
what my ex-wife was getting.

Star makes the cover, Burns with the count...

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Nightmare kicks out.

Star picks Nightmare up and she locks the Cobra Clutch, then she
drops him in a suplex once, twice, thrice.  But she doesn't stop
there, she drops him once more, twice more, and thrice more.  Star
makes the cover.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Nightmare gets the shoulder up.

Nightmare rolls over near where the Star Chair.  Star gets up and
walks over to Nightmare and he tosses the Star Chair into her face. 
Star falls down, Nightmare nips up and he picks Star up and puts her
on his shoulders in the Outsider's edge.  But instead of dropping her
in the Outsider's Edge, he flips her into an X-Factor face buster
onto the Star Chair.

Adam: MY GOD, WHAT AN IMPACT

Nightmare covers her, and Burns makes the count

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Star kicks out.

Right now every fan in the building are ON THEIR FUCKING FEET! 
Nightmare gets up and Star nips up.

Adam: HOW THESE TWO ARE STILL STANDING IS BEYOND ME.

Star attempts a Collar and Elbow with Nightmare, but he blocks it
with a knee to the stomach, Nightmare whips Star into the ropes. 
Leap frog by Nightmare, Star comes back and Nightmare rolls her up
into...

THE
NIGHTMARE
LOCK

Nightmare has Star locked in his version of The Star Treatment.  Star
is screaming out in pain, Clifford checks for her submission.  Star
stays locked in the hold for about a minute and a half.  Then the
bell rings.

Adam: Huh?
Bradley: Did she tap?
Adam: I didn't see a submission.

Nightmare lets Star go and he runs over and grabs the title. 
Clifford runs over and takes it from him.  Clifford calls Charles
over and says something in his ear.  Star jumps up and she walks over
to Clifford to find out what's going on. 

Adam: What the hell is going on?
Bradley: Dammit, I wish I knew.

Charles: This match has reached its 20 minute time limit and the
referee has declared this match a DRAW!!!

Fans boo

"5 MORE MINUTES, 5 MORE MINUTES, 5 MORE MINUTES, 5 MORE MINUTES"

Adam: DAMMIT, I WANTED TO SEE A CLEAR CUT WINNER!

Star gets a microphone.

Star: Now that's BULLSHIT.  Ain't this supposed to be the place where
the Bullshit stops?

Fans cheer

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Adam: DAMN RIGHT, sorry Trips.

Clifford and Nightmare both shake their heads yes.

Star: WELL THEN MOTHERFUCKERS, GIVE US FIVE... MORE... MINUTES!!!

Fans cheer LOUDLY

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Adam: HELL YEAH, FIVE MORE MINUTES
Bradley: OH NO, Star may regret this, she would have retained the
belt in a draw.

Clifford walks over to Charles and says something to him.

Charles: By order of the referee, THIS MATCH HAS BEEN RESTARTED, 5
MINUTE TIME LIMIT...

Fans nearly BLOW THE ROOF OFF OF THE MOTHERFUCKER

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

The bell sounds and we see Star toss a chair at Nightmare he catches
it and she attempts to have him "Seeing Stars", He tosses the chair
back, but her spin kick is still on target and the chair nicks him in
the side of his face.  Nightmare stumbles a little and Star runs to
the outside and she picks up that ladder and she slides it into the
ring, but then WHAM, the ladder comes flying back into the face of
Star. 

Adam: Beautiful baseball slide by Nightmare.

Star is laying on the floor, blood gushing from her forehead. 
Nightmare slides the ladder into the ring and he picks Star up and
slides her into the ring.  Nightmare picks Star up and Power Bombs
her onto the ladder.

Adam: MY GOD, STAR HAS GOT TO BE BROKEN UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
Bradley: IF HE COVERS HER I THINK WE MAY HAVE A NEW TELEVISION
CHAMPION.

Nightmare covers her and Clifford makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Star kicks out

Nightmare looks very frustrated right about now.

Adam: WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO TO PUT HER AWAY?
Bradley: I DON'T THINK IF SHE GOT HIT BY A .44 SHE WOULD STAY DOWN.
Adam: YA DAMN STRAIGHT ON THAT ONE, SHE IS THAT DAMN TOUGH.

Nightmare grabs a chair and he attempts to swing it at Star, but she
nips up and WHAM...

Adam: AND NIGHTMARE IS SEEING STARS!!!

Nightmare falls back into the corner, and Star gets up and we see a
smile come to her Crimson laced faced.  Star takes the chair
Nightmare had and she places it right behind his head, then Star
grabs her chair up and she runs from one end of the ring into the
other and SMACK, She dropkicks her chair into the face of Nightmare.

Adam: Nightmare looks like he's about done here.

Star then sets up the ladder and the fans start cheering.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Star climbs to the top of the ladder and she has her chair in her
hand and she has Nightmare in her sights.  Every fan is standing in
the building and they all have their hands on their chairs.

Adam: THIS IS IT, SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO CATCH A FALLING STAR.
Nightmare: THIS MAY BE THE END OF NIGHTMARE,
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHCCCCCKKKKK I CAN'T WATCH!!!

Star leaps off of the ladder and CRASH!!!! She nails "Catch a falling
Star" on Nightmare and PHILLY GOES BALLISTIC, everyone throws their
chairs either in the ring or near ring side.

Adam: THIS IS THE RITUAL.
Bradley: Yeah it's kinda cool.

Nightmare is out, and Star drags him out of the corner and she grabs
his legs and flips him over for...

THE
STAR
TREATMENT

Adam: STAR TREATMENT IS LOCKED.
Bradley: WILL HE TAP THOUGH?

Nightmare isn't moving, Clifford checks for his submission but
notices that he isn't moving, he picks up his arm once and...

It drops.

Clifford picks up his arm again and...

It drops.

Clifford picks up his arm for the last time and...

IT
DROPS!!!!!!

Clifford calls for the bell, Star releases the hold and the FANS ALL
ERUPT.

Charles: Here's your winner AND STILL THE VCW WORLD TELEVISION
CHAMPION... STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

"Let me put you on The Game" hits again and the place goes bananas.

Adam: WHAT A MATCH, THAT WAS A CLASSIC
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, AND STAR EARNED THAT VICTORY.

Nightmare comes to and Star helps him up...

Adam: Great showing by Nightmare though, that kid has one HELL of a
future.
Bradley: He made one Crucial mistake though and it cost him the match.

Star then give Nightmare the biggest hug and he hugs her back, then
he raises Star's arm in the air, and every fan is applauding this
show of sportsmanship.

Adam: look at that, Great Sportsmanship between two great athletes.

-- Backstage in the Rude Crew locker Room...

Mike : Are we ready to kick those guys asses and teach them a lesson..

Jon : Hell yeah we are

Mike : Lets go and end their Reign of Terror....

Jon : Good pun Mike.... hehehe

-- Backstage in the Reign Of Terror Locker room --

Matthew : Are we ready to kick those guys asses and prove that we are
better than them
and we are worthy to be champions?

Jayson : yes lets go...

Matthew : Let the Reign of Terror begin....

--- Back to the ring ---

"Bodies" hit...

Adam: REIGN OF TERROR, RUDE CREW, VCW NORTH AMERICAN TAG TITLES AND
IT'S NEXT!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!

We see backstage Beef is talking with Double Impact.

Maria: So Beef, I think it's about time that all 3 of us are wearing
some form of gold around our waist.
Beef: I agree, it's only going to be a matter of time before this
company realizes how great of an athlete I am.
Jayne: I am worried about you though.
Beef: why is that?
Maria: You know why…
Jayne: HE is back
Beef: Who Sinister?
Maria: Yes
Jayne: All three of us know the extent of the relationship with the
two of you.
Beef: What? He had my back, and I had his.  Me, him, and
Mistress, "The Fight Club"
Maria: Yeah, you three were BAD ASS.
Jayne: we're just worried that you'll hook back up with him and
forget about us again.
Beef: Girls, all three of us are in VCW now, I see you all the time. 
How could I forget about you?

Then we hear the opening sounds of "Eye of The Tiger" again.

Beef: Oh shit

"BEEF… BEEF, BEEF, BEEF… BEEF, BEEF, BEEF… BEEF, BEEF, BEEEEEEEEEEEEF"

We see The Outlaws again on that moving stage and THE FANS FUCKING
LOSE IT!

Jason: Beef's the man with Double Impact/
Even though I think that he is waaaaack/
BECAUSE HE HANGS WITH TWO GIRLS AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... GET'S NO
PUSSY.

The Fans are all sprawled out laughing.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Adam: There's no unit quite like The Outlaws.

Beef is looking mucho pissed.

Beef: HAHA, very funny.  Come on girls

Beef and Double Impact exit.

Nasty: Hey where are they going?
Max: Well that we don't know, but what we do know is…
Sassy: He ain't gettin' none.

The Outlaws as well as the audience and Bradley all have a HUGE laugh
at this one.

Jason: Okay, let's find our next victim.
Star: LET'S ROLL OUT

The stage rolls away as the fans cheer for The Outlaws.

Charles : This contest is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute
time limit, no DQ Rules apply.... and this match is for the VCW North
American Tag Team Championship...

"UGLY" by The Exies is played over the loud speakers as Matthew Reign
and Jayson Terror walk out onto the stage and head to the ring...

Charles : Introducing first, the challlengers, from Charlotte, North
Carolina, here is Matthew Reign and Jayson Terror, they are Reign of
Terror...

"HOME" by THREE DAYS GRACE is played over the loud speakers as Mike
Acid & Jonathan Kashmerre walk out onto the stage and head to the
ring...

Charles : Now Introducing, the Champions, from South Philly, PA, here
is Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, they are The Rude Crew, and they
are accompanied by "Real Deal" Rake Donovan....   and they are The
VCW North American Tag Team Champions..

Referee calls for the bell and starts the match.

As soon as Mike Acid enter the ring, he is caught by a dropkick from
Reign and Terror hits Kashmere with a dropkick of his own..

Reign goes for the cover and only gets a 1 count.

Reign picks up Acid and tosses him against the ropes and nails Acid
with a strong clothesline.

Adam: Hard clothesline by Reign

Reign picks up Acid and throws him towards the ropes but Acid
reverses the move and connects with a sidewalk slam.. Reign goes down
hard...

Acid picks up Reign and throws him into his corner and tags in
Kashmere..

Acid and Kashmere double Irish whip Reign against the ropes and
connect with double dropkick on Reign and floors Reign...

Adam: Shades of the Rock-n-roll express.

Kashmere goes for the cover and only gets a 2 count..

Reign gets up and lowblows Kashmere and crawls over to this corner
and makes the tag to Terror...

Terror runs in the clotheslines Kashmere.... knocking Kashmere down
hard...

Terror picks up Kashmere and gives him a powerbomb....  

Terror goes up the top rope and jumps off and performs a swanton bomb
on Kashmere and connects it.....  Terror goes for the cover and gets
a close 3..but only gets a 2 count..near fall

Timekeeper (on loud speaker) : 2 minutes remaining in the match

Terror picks up Kashmere and gives him another powerbomb.....  and
goes for the cover but is interrupted by Acid.... Acid gives Terror a
big kick to the face to stop the count.....

Acid picks up Terror and gives him a Acid Bomb and nails it....

Kashmere rolls over onto Terror to make the cover but only gets a 2
count..

Bradley: Close Two

Kashmere picks up Terror and gives him the Blue Thunder Bomb, which
is a Atomic Sitout Powerbomb.....  and nails it....... and Kashmere
goes for the cover..1-2-------------the bell rings...   

TimeKeeper (On loud speaker) : Time limit has expired..this match is
a TIME LIMIT DRAW.

Kashmere gets up and goes over the referee and starts fussing at him
and asks him to resume the match......

Referee tells him no....another match is scheduled..... Referee grabs
a mic....

REFEREE (On loud speaker) : Senior Referee, Clifford Burns will make
a decision concerning the outcome of this match after reviewing the
tapes......he will make a announcement at the house show in Richmond,
Virginia....

Backstage we see Sirus the Virus walking to his dressing room with
the belt when out of nowhere Robbie Ridding tackles Sirus and slams
him rib-first into a standing table. Robbie then takes a steel chair
and SLAM!!!!!! Right over the top of Sirus' head.

Adam: Hot damn!!!!! It looks like Robbie smashed Sirus' skull in!!!!!

Bradley: Sirus wants to be a star, but right now he must be seeing
them.

Sirus appears to be out cold, Robbie picks up the belt and is
beginning to leave when- CRRRAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!! Dice Morgan splits
a 2x4 over Robbie's head. Knocking him flat.

Adam: Holy shit!!!

Bradley: Everyone is after this belt tonight.

Adam: I think things at VCW are about to get a whole lot more
violent. This is pandemonium!

Bradley: Mr. Ross wouldn't have it any other way.
Adam: WELL COMING UP NEXT FOLKS, A FIRST BLOOD MATCH, MC DEFSTAR VS.
MARK SANDERS.

$$Commercial Break$$

inside of a dim lit gym we see a wrestling ring. And into that
wrestling ring enters JT. And she has a piece of paper in her hand,
and a microphone.

JT: Who are we?
we're people
red-blooded Americans
men and women
young...
and old
we are the stars
the upstarts
the show-stoppers
we are
who we are
we're heels
and faces
we are the drama
the entertainment
we're the leaders
the managers
we're hard-workers
we're VCW
WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!

Backstage we see Dice Morgan walking back to the parking lot with the
ironman belt over his shoulder when out of nowhere comes Donk Tyler,
he spears Morgan right in the back. Laying him out flat on the
concrete. Tyler then straddles Dice Morgan's back and puts him in a
crippler crossface.

Adam: Look at him go!!!

Bradley: He flew in there like a bat outta hell!!!

Donk Tyler holds Morgan in the crossface for a few moments longer
before he suddenly lets go! CRACK!!! Dice Morgan's head slams into
the pavment, breaking his nose and knocking him out.

Adam: Did you see that!!!!!!!!

Bradley: Dice Morgan is gonna need a new face after that hit!!

Tyler then pats his hands together and picks up the title. He smiles
and laughs before walking out.

Donk Tyler: Just like fightin' crocs down under.

Cameras zoom into the parking lot and one limo with a
South Carolina plate that reads "VCW #1" on the front,
carrying Matt Danger & Miss Jessica.... 

http://www.geocities.com/vcwweb/plates/danger.jpg

Matt Danger and Miss Jessica get out of the limo
carrying 2 steel briefcases and head to the backstage
area...

Matt: Tell the Bosses that I have it and I'll meet them in the board
room.
Adam : Looks like Danger Inc is in the house....  

Bradley : Yep and I wonder what is in the
briefcases...

Adam : We will probably find out soon I guess

Charles: Ladies and gentlemen, this event is a FIRST BLOOD MATCH!
The
rules are simple, as the first man to make his opponent bleed will be
the winner!

The familiar bass riff of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes
blares on the speakers, and the Philly crowd give a very negative
reaction...

Charles: Introducing first, hailing from Miami, Florida, weighing 315
lbs... Marrrrrrrrrk... Saaaaaaannnnnnnnnnderrrrrrrrrrss!

Adam: This one on one First Blood match signed by VCW Commissioner
Richard Crawford, who seemingly thought it was a great idea to pick
on M.C.
Deffstar.
Bradley: Yeah, and Deffstar ripped on the entire Crawford Family! And
not only was he pissing off Crawford, but also Albatross, Sinister
and
Mistress.
Adam: That unholy alliance, who have wreaked havoc on the VCW, saw
that
Deffstar had some... unkind words for that trio.
Bradley: M.C. has a big mouth. But can he back his words up?

Then a steel drum intro kicks into "P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent, and the
fans
give a insanely warm cheer...

Charles: And hailing from New York City... weighing 195 lbs... The
leader of the DFC... "The THUG!" M...C... Deffstaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!!

MC makes his way down, and as he enters the ring, referee Byron
Ackerley signals for this one to begin!

<<->> First Blood Match
<<T>> Mark Sanders
<<N>> vs.
<<A>> M.C. Deffstar

And Sanders wastes no time, and he CRUSHES MC in the corner. Sanders
connects with a powerslam, then stomps away on MC's ribs.

Adam: And the big man from Miami really bringing trhe fight to MC...
Bradley: Maybe MC's mouth has written a check his body can't cash!

Sanders sets up immediately for the Twister, and he CONNECTS WITH
AWESOME AUTHORITY!

Adam: EEEEEEE-GAD THAT'S GOTTA HURT!
Bradley: Well, that hurt ME Adam, and that's saying something!

Sanders then leaps out of the ring, having hardly broken a sweat. And
by now the fans have really gotten hostile. Sanders looks under the
ring
for a weapon, and he finds a chair. MC by now is on the other side of
the ring trying to get it all together. MC looks under the ring and
he
finds a baseball bat.

Adam: How the HELL is Deffstar even MOVING?
Bradley: He's got balls, I'll give you that. He didn't get all those
title runs in the OWA because he's the co-owner. MC's a tough
bastard,
but he's in the ring with a wrestling MONSTER in Mark Sanders!
Adam: Well MC the only man so far to win four different championships
in our partners in crime...

As the two announcers talk, both men are back in the ring. Sanders
goes
for a wild swing, but misses, and Deffstar nails a sick assed shot to
the skull of Sanders! This doesn't bust him open, but it knocks him
the
FUCK OUT!

Adam: And Mark is down! What a SHOT by The Thug!

<<Replay of the bat shot...>>

Bradley: He didn't bust him open, but he might have knocked the big...

Just as Bradley talks, Mark staggers back up, and Deffstar is pissed!
He throws the bat down and nails Mark in the groin with a boot, HAULS
HIM UP WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH and NAILS the Deffstar Driver on the
CHAIR!
The place just loses total control!

Adam: Jeeeeeeeeesus!
Bradley: How did he do that?
Adam: That's just raw adrenalin that Deffstar is running on! And now
he's amped!

Deffstar heads out and looks under the ring again, and he finds
another
bat, this time, he's got one WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE!

Bradley: Holy shit! MC with a barbed wire bat!
Adam: And Sanders is... WAIT A MINUTE!

Deffstar is nailed in the back by someone... and that someone is...

HAMATO
SAKI!

The fans are in stunned shock, but they boo this anyway!

Adam: What the hell is Hamato Saki doing here?
Bradley: Oh my God! The Crawford Family STRIKE! I LOVE IT!

Saki nails Deffstar with a SICK ASS reverse Death Valley Driver on
the
FLOOR, and the boos are even more intense! Soon, Ms. Kim and Corprate
America are on the scene, and it's a TOTAL BEATDOWN on MC DEFFSTAR!

Bradley: And Deffstar is getting DESTROYED! You reap what you sew MC,
and you've...
Adam: Bradley, shut the hell up! This is a MASSACRE, and look...
who's... here!

And sure enough, we see Richard Crawford himself, with a manic grin
on
his face, and by now, the fans are totally pissed! Deffstar is nailed
with a spike piledriver on the floor by Corp. America, and then Ms.
Kim
hits a sick Michinoku Driver on MC.

Adam: THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
Bradley: Really? MC DESERVES this! You never badmouth Crawford
without
paying!

Somehow, in the whole assault, MC hasn't been busted open. Crawford's
smile drops, and he approaches the pack, and he shouts "OPEN HIM UP!"
to
intense ass boos from the huge Philly crowd.

Adam: This is just... hateful.
Bradley: What's gonna happen? This is gonna be fun!

Just as we are about to find out, down comes BB, Jerrone and JM
Baddwin! And the fight... is... ON!

Adam: And HERE COMES THE CAVALRY!
Bradley: And the fight is on!

Meanwhile, Sanders has stood, stunned, in the ring. But he has enough
and goes for MC.

Adam: And credit to Sanders there. He's got to make Deffstar bleed.
Bradley: They must be very thick skinned in New York...

MC is rolled back in the ring, and Sanders spots the barbed wire
baseball bat. He shouts "LET'S FINISH THIS BITCH!" and puts him in
fireman
carry position...

Adam: Aw no! NOT THE TWISTER ON THE BARBED WIRE!
Bradley: Car crash time for the Thug!

Sanders swings for the Twister, but somehow, MC COUNTERS THE MOVE
INTO
A TORNADO DDT, AND SANDERS' HEAD LANDS SMACK DAB ON THE BARBED WIRE!
The fans go crazy!

Adam/Bradley: OH MY GOD!

MC then staggers back up to his feet, and he GETS HIS SHIT TOGETHER,
and shouts "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU JACKED UP MOTHERFUCKER!" And MC
bounces off the ropes and BULLDOGS Sanders down on the bat again!

Adam: And MC is back in this!
Bradley: HOW?

As Mark staggers up, MC notices his DFC buddies struggling to
overcome
a 4-on-3 disadvantage, so MC leaps OVER THE ROPES and nails a PLANCHA
on both Corporate America members!

Adam: Holy MACKEREL!
Bradley: MC is a freakin NUT!
Adam: Never have I seen MC Deffstar with a move like that!

Meanwhile, referee Ackerley sees that Sanders' face is a CRIMSON
MASK,
and he calls for the bell!

Adam: And Deffstar has won it!
Bradley: No way!

Charles: Ladies and gentlemen... YOUR WINNER...
"THE THUG!" M...C...DEFFSTAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!

Adam: Incredible!
Bradley: And the brawl continues!

B.B. and Ms. Kim are scrapping hardcore, Baddwin takes on Corp.
America
seemingly single-handedly, and Jerrone and Deffstar are working over
Saki! Crawford looks on, totally bent out of shape. Then MC looks
right
at the VCW co-commish, and goes RIGHT AFTER HIM!

Adam: The chase is on!
Bradley: God help Richard...

MC chases Crawford around ringside, and MC gains on Crawford, until
he
gets KNOCKED DOWN BY SANDERS!

Adam: How the hell? Sanders is back UP!
Bradley: The cliche is true! Deffstar won the battle...
Adam: This has certainly resembled a... OH GOD!

Sanders powerslams MC on the steel ringsteps!

Adam: This is not on!

Sanders then nails a Twister on the floor, and the fans ooh and aah!
Sanders then hits a SECOND Twister, and the oohs and aahs turn to
unadulterated boos. A THIRD Twister connects, and the place is in
uproar!

Adam: This is BEYOND heinous!
Bradley: I beg to differ!
Adam: YOU WOULD!
Bradley: Sanders got pissed. MC got killed. There. Quit your bitching
Cayle!
Adam: I'll let that fly because you're the heel announcer here.

Sanders then leaves the hostile crowd, and by now, security have
broken up the DFC and the Crawford Family. EMT's make their way down
for
MC, as he is unconscious at ringside...

Adam: Whoa... this is serious folks.

And we see MC being put in a neckbrace, and strapped to a stretcher...

A camera man follows Matt Danger and Miss Jessica into
a conference room where Mr Ross and Ms Diamond Ross
are waiting for him....

Matt Danger : well hello Boss i guess u got my call
from Miss Jessica.

Mr Ross : Yes we did... What ya need Matt ?

Diamond : Yes i was wondering why u have called us
here...

Matt : This is why i have asked ya here...

Matt puts the first briefcase on the table.... and
opens it...

Matt : I have just received this earlier today from
the manufacture and i thought it might be a good time
to delivery it to you...

Matt hands the new VCW North American Women's
Championship belt to Diamond

http://www.geocities.com/vcwweb/images/WomensNATitle.jpg

Diamond : Thank u for bringing in Matt... The belt
looks awesome

Ross : yes it does.. the belt maker did a good job as
always

Matt : We also have a special gift for you and
Diamond....

Miss Jessica puts the other briefcase on the table and
slides it over to the Mr Ross and Diamond....

Mr Ross opens the briefcase and they pull out
personalized license plates for them

Diamond Ross 's plate says "DIAMONDS" on it and Ross's
plate says "VCW BOSS" on it

http://www.geocities.com/vcwweb/plates/Diamonds.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/vcwweb/plates/boss.jpg

Diamonds : Thanks Matt...i will put it on my new
Bentley that Ross's money paid for...

Mr. Ross: You BITCH, you self centered HEARTLESS WINCH!!

Mr. Ross gets upset then he exits, leaving Diamond and Matt Danger
staring at each other.  Backstage we see Sarah Twilight and Masta
Suzie on split screen getting ready for their match.  "Bodies" hits

Adam: MATCH NUMBER 3 IN THE  BEST OF FIVE SERIES IS COMING UP RIGHT
AFTER THIS QUICK TIME OUT!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

Cameras zoom into a private road outside of South
Philly, PA...

We see two fast cars parked on the road...one car is
driven by Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, The Rude Crew
and the other car is driven by Mark & Kevin Messier,
Rage & Kaos..

Mike : Hey Jon, you didn't tell me where we are going
today....

Jon : We are going to Vancouver, BC and we are driving
FULL THROTTLE to get there...

Mike : Cool dude..lets go...

Kevin : hey bro, where we going?

Mark : Bro, we are going with Mike & Jon and heading
to Vancouver and we are going FULL THROTTLE and not
stopping til we get there..

Kevin : Cool bro...lets go...

Both cars race off heading to their destination.

"GRAVITY" BY IMANI COPPOLA plays in the background....

Announcer: Coming May 31st, join the VCW in Vancouver,
British Columbia, at the BC Place Stadium for a
supercharged Anarchy, it will be called FULL
THROTTLE... This event will be a Genocide Appreciation
Night..
Scheduled to perform live at the event is IMANI
COPPOLA and featuring Albatross of the International
Cons..

Announcer: Listen to your local radio stations for
chances to win Free tickets & backstage passes to the
Show... Stay Tuned Fans..

Backstage we see Geoff Adams on the phone talking and Ash walks up to
him, fans boo the hell out of them.

Ash: Hey Geoff, have you seen Sandy?

Geoff takes his ear from his cell

Geoff: Yeah, she's in the dressing room with Fred and Jerri.
Ash: Oh, cool ass.  I need to talk to her about something.
Geoff: Anything in particular?
Ash: No, not really, why what have you heard?  Whatever you've heard
it isn't true.
Geoff: Whatever… chill out Ass munch.
Ash: Don't call me ass munch, butt knocker!

Geoff looks at Ash, Ash looks back at Geoff

Geoff: You are one weird little man.
Ash: What… ever!  Look I'm going to talk to Sandy, I'll be right back.

Ash turns the corner and walks down the hallway and we hear the
opening chords of "Eye of The Tiger" again.

"ASH… ASH, ASH, ASH… ASH, ASH, ASH… ASH, ASH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!"

Ash: THIS DOES NOT RULE ASS!!!!

Ash starts running

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We see the moving stage with The Outlaws on it, and the fans FUCKING
LOSE IT.

Danny: Ah, look at him run.
Chad: LET'S GET `EM!

The Outlaws start chasing after Ash.

Adam: I hope they get him.
Bradley: RUN ASH RUN!

The cameras pan the crowd who hold signs that read "I
want to Bow to the Masta!" "Marry Me Suzie" as well as
"Take me to the Twilight Zone!" and "Sarah is soooo
Sexy" as we set up for our next match.

Adam: Here we go, we are about to witness yet another
meeting between two women who are in my poinion two of
the toughest and most determined women I've ever seen
compete in that ring.
Bradley: And when you put a shot at the Women's
Champion as the spoils of victory, the stakes get even
Higher. This is now the third time they will meet, and
I can't wait for my favorite part...
Adam: What's that Bradley?
Bradley: Those sexy entrances they make Adam, you need
to get with it!

The crowd is on there feet as the familiar chords are
played and the music begins.

"I like your pants around your feet
I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease

And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose

Ooooh
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out "

"Figured You Out" by Nickelback continues to play as
Charles makes the introduction.

Charles: Introducing first, from Salem,
Illinois....weighing in at 125lbs....Mastaaaa
Suuuuuziiiiie!

And Masta Suzie makes an erotic entrance as always,
getting the male crowd riled up as her sexy legs
stroll down the aisle carrying her to the ring. She
poses for the crowd and blows a few kisses. This sends
the male fans beyond apeshit!!

Charles: And introducing her opponent, from Los
Angeles, California.....weighing in at
120lbs...."Sexy" Sarah Twiiiiiliiiiiight!

"Bitch" by Meridith Brooks plays through the arena and
the fans begin to cheer. The males oogling her body as
she struts her way to the ring. A somewhat sexual
smirk plays about on her face and she erotically
enters the ring which garners more cheers from the
male audience.

Referee Donna Berwick handles the match and she lets
both ladies take their places and she calls for the
bell.

The match starts off slowly with both ladies circling
each other and looking for an opening. Suzie takes her
chance first and goes for a takedown, But Sarah avoids
it and they continue the circling. Sarah puts her arm
out signaling for a test of strength, and after a
brief hesitation, Suzie slowly slides her hands into
Sarah's and they lock up.

Sarah struggles a little as well as Suzie, but it
doesn't take long before Suzie's slight power
advantage shows as she forces Sarah down to her knees.
Suzie grins down at Sarah, knowing full well that she
is in control, she applies more pressure to her grip
and uses full leverage, Sarah struggles to power
herself back up, but eventually she starts to. Suzie
tries to hold her down, but Sarah rises slowly, but
eventually Suzie's advantage again comes into play as
she forces Sarah back down slowly.

She gets Sarah about halfway to her knees and
then...UMMMPH! The air is pushed from Suzie's lungs as
Sarah delivers a swift, and extremely hard kick to
Suzie's abdomen. Suzie doubles over and Sarah follows
up with a single leg takedown.

Suzie goes down and Sarah stays on her, she turns her
over into a single leg crab and arches back. Suzie
scowls and groans out as the pain shoots through her
knee and lower back. She struggles and fights the pain
as she tries to turn out of it.

Adam: These women just continue each match where they
left of from the last one. Everytime inflicting more
and more pain upon each other.
Bradley: I'd love to be in that position with either
one of those sexy divas!

Finally Suzie is able to turn just enough to get her
other foot in position to shove Sarah off. She does
and Sarah falls forward. This gives Suzie a moment to
ready herself, but Sarah is back up quickly and once
again rushes for Suzie's leg, but Suzie counters her
and takes her down in an armbar. She the rolls her
over and locks in a short arm scissors.

Sarah whinces a bit and forces herself up enough to
turn the pressure off of her arm. Suzie is forced back
with her shoulders against the mat and Sarah's weight
over her.

Adam: Normally a pinning combination, but in this
match, it will only serve as a means to take the
pressure off of that arm.
Bradley: Where do you get this from Adam? Do you sit
at home in your free time and watch old wrestling
matches?
Adam: Actually, yes I do....I, I don't see anything
wrong with....
Bradley: Man, you really are that sad and pathetic.

Suzie releases the arm scissors and as she does she is
greeted with a few hard stomps by Sarah.
She bends down and hauls Suzie up by the hair and sets
her up for an irish whip into the turnbuckle, but
Suzie reverses and Sarah instead gets sent charging
into the turnbuckle pads.

Suzie immediately follows her with a strong shoulder
block, but Sarah moves out at the last moment and
Suzie's right shoulder cracks hard against the steel
ringpost. She slumps down, holding her shoulder in
pain.
Sarah holds her back just a little from the impact of
the irish whip. She slowly stands and her eyes lighten
up and a grin creases her face as she looks down
seeing Suzie in agony.

Sarah goes right to work, pulling Suzie out of the
corner and hoisting her up into an arched hammerlock,
applying pressure to the hyper extended right shoulder.
Suzie screams out and writhes in pain as Sarah now
forces her down to her knees from behind, using all of
her leverage to tighten up the torque on the hold.

Suzie's left arm flails about, frantically trying to
gain a grasp on the ropes which are just inches away..
Donna Berwick kneels down in position and asks Suzie
if she wants to call it quits.

Suzie: Hell no!

She yells out, with the sounds of excruciating pain
emanating in her words. Her body trembles as she
struggles to her feet, Sarah still forcing her weight
down upon the hold, trying to maintain leverage. The
crowd is behind Suzie as they stomp and cheer at her
efforts to escape. She finally manages to make it to
her feet and force her way out of the hold, Sarah
tries to push the pressure back on her but Suzie
breaks free, she turns around and lands a few left
Jabs hard in on Sarah's face.

Sarah is stunned a bit by each blow and Suzie uses
this momentum to her favor. She tries for a scoop
slam, but as she lifts Sarah just inches from the
ground, the pain in her shoulder forces her to give
way. And Sarah capitalizes. She lands in a kick to the
midsection and then hoists Suzie up in a scoop slam
position of her own. But she then crashes Suzie's
right shoulder down over her knee, and you can hear
the impact from the devastating shoulder breaker.

Adam: Sarah focusing on that injury just sustained by
Suzie. So far in this matchup, these two have been
quite surprisingly technically sound!
Bradley: With bodies like they have, I'm not surprised
at all the positions they can pull off!

Suzie goes down, again holding her shoulder in agony.
Sarah stays on her, holding Suzie's right arm
outstretched onto the mat, and drives a few hard knees
into the injured shoulder. With each knee that
connects, sends Suzie wailing in pain.

Sarah haults her assault momentarily as she heads to
the outside of the ring. She takes the safety mat on
the outside and pulls it back, exposing the concrete
floor beneath it.

Sarah slides back into the ring and goes right back
for Suzie who has started to make it back to her feet.
Donna Berwick complains to Sarah about exposing the
arena floor, but can do little else as this match
offers no disqualifications.

Sarah grabs Suzie but is met with a forearm to the
head as Suzie makes an attempt to mount an offense.
She continues to deliver forearms and kicks to Sarah,
forcing her back towards the ropes. She has Sarah back
up against them and continues her assault. This is cut
short as Sarah gets one swift kick into Suzie's
shoulder. Suzie immediately clenches it and Sarah goes
for a T-Bone suplex. Which sends Suzie over the top
rope!
But Suzie is able to latch her left hand on the top
rope to avoid landing on the concrete below. She pulls
herself up and stands on the outside ring apron.

Adam: Masta Suzie with the presence of mind to stop
herself from further injuring that shoulder. That
could've been devastating!
Bradley: No Adam, she wanted to fall into the
concrete, the top rope just stopped her. *laughs*

Sarah turns around and sees that Suzie held on. She
lashes out at her with a few hard rights and lefts,
trying to knock her from the apron. Suzie ducks one of
the attempted punches and using the ropes as a
springboard, hops up, wrapping her legs around Sarah's
neck and pulls her up over the top rope and down to
the concrete floor with a hurricarrana!
Both women land hard and neither is moving as their
bodies are sprawled out at ringside.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!


Adam: MY GOD! They're not moving! I think they are
both out of it!
Bradley: Damn it, I knew these series of matches was a
bad idea! Both gorgeous women, and now we may never
see them again. Oh I hope they're alright.

Donna Berwick stands in the ring, looking out at both
women laid the fuck out. She hesitates for a few
moments and then begins a ten count, to declare yet
another possible knockout.

The crowd looks on in anticipation as she starts her
count.

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!

Suzie begins to stir a little bit but is not up to her
feet, Sarah still lays motionless, having taken the
brunt of the fall.

SEVEN!
EIGHT!

Suzie makes it to her knees and Sarah now also begins
to Stir, crawling her way up, trying to pull herself
up on the barricade.

NINE!
TE.....

Suzie and Sarah are both by now at  enough of a
vertical base and the count is stopped just before
ten.

Crowd: OOOHHHH!!!

Suzie stumbles her way over to Sarah and goes back on
an offensive. Landing a few kicks to her back. She
then takes Sarah's head and bounces it off the top of
the barricade railing. The force knocks Sarah back and
she falls flat on her back.
Suzie then goes under the ring apron, looking for
something and pulls out a table. She takes a while to
set it up over the exposed concrete floor, practically
doing it with one arm. She then struggles to pull
Sarah up from the floor as the pain in her shoulder
ails her immensely. But she eventually gets her up and
rolls her onto the table.

Bradley: No don't do it! Your gorgeous bodies will be
ruined forever!
Adam: This match has turned into complete carnage. I
don't think there are any limits to what these two
women will do to each other!

Suzie climbs back up onto the ring apron, and Donna
Berwick tries to stop Suzie but she jumps from the
apron and lands a frog splash onto Sarah which caves
in the table and sends both women crashing straight
back into the concrete floor.

Crowd: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY
FUCKING SHIT!

Again they both lay motionless. Their bodies twisted
and mangled with broken wood and steel.
Again Donna starts a count.

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!

Suzie stirs a bit and crawls out from the broken
table, but Sarah stays motionless.

TEN!

Donna calls for the bell and motions Charles Holcomb.

Meanwhile Suzie slumps back down and is barely up.

Charles nods as he converses with Donna.

Charles: It has come to my attention that since a ten
count was inferred and Sarah Twilight did not respond
at all before the finish, that the referee awards this
match via Knockout to Mastaaaa Suuuuz......

Charles in interrupted as we hear "The Presidential
Polonaise" by the U.S. Marine band play. Richard
Crawford storms onto the stage with a mic in hand, he
is greeted with a chorus of boos.

Richard: NO! No, No, No, No, No!!!

Donna Berwick, and the crowd look on, wondering what
is happening.

Adam: Our Commissioner out here, but why I don't know.
Bradley: He doesn't look too happy either....

Richard: You will not award this match to anyone!

Boos from the crowd.

Richard: This match as well as the rest of the matches
in the series have been booked as Submission matches,
and I have yet to see any submissions! Last week both
of these women each won a match by knockout. Well
that's not going to happen tonight!

More boos from the crowd, but strangely a few cheers
erupt.

Richard: This is a submission match, and the only way
anyone is getting their hand raised is if I see
someone tap or hear someone quit. So get some EMT's
out here, wake them two up and continue this match! I
don't care if they have to go to the hospital to
continue....there will be a submission by one of them
tonight!!!

This actually garners cheers from the crowd, as
Richard leaves the stage and heads back. EMT's head
down by ringside and check on the two women.

Adam: What a sick man! How can he force these two to
continue this match? That is despicable! They have
gone through enough!
Bradley: I usually agree with Crawford on his genius
decisions, but this time Adam you're right. This is
going way too far!
Adam: We have EMT's checking on these women, and by
order of Richard Crawford this match will continue. We
will be right back as we now head to a commercial
break.

{Commercial}

Adam: Welcome back folks, and for those of you who
just joined us, we have been witnessing a brutal match
between Sarah Twilight and Masta Suzie. Both women are
being tended to by EMT's and the match will yet
continue due to a decision made just before the break!

(replay)Richard: This is a submission match, and the
only way anyone is getting their hand raised is if I
see someone tap or hear someone quit. So get some
EMT's out here, wake them two up and continue this
match! I don't care if they have to go to the hospital
to continue....there will be a submission by one of
them tonight!!!

(Back Live)
Adam: Well Bradley, I don't see how either of them are
going to continue.
Bradley: This can't happen, look at them....one of
them should just forfeit.
Adam: You heard Crawford, he won't accept anything but
submission.
Bradley: Forfeit is the same....just without the extra
pain involved...


Back at ringside, Sarah and Suzie are helped up by the
EMT's and escorted back into the ring. The head EMT
talks with Donna Berwick and explains that they should
not continue the match. Donna hesitates a long while
and without any other choice, calls for the bell
again.

And the match is restarted. Sarah and Suzie both
struggle to keep themselves up and use the ropes for
balance. They take their time advancing each other and
try to regroup the best they can.
Finally they lock up again, Sarah gets the best of
Suzie as she puts a tight squeeze into her right
shoulder during the lockup.

Sarah whips Suzie into the ropes and applies a perfect
sleeper as she come back. Suzie flails her arms about,
trying for the ropes. She struggles for a few long
moments to no avail.
Then out of desperation she kicks her foot up
backwards and nails a shot to Sarah's womanhood which
immediately causes her to release the hold. Both women
slump down.

Suzie crawls to the ropes and pulls herself back up.
Sarah holds her aching groin and tries to pull herself
up as well. The two meet again, exchanging hard slaps
and fists. Each one reels the other as they are but
fighting on instinct.

Suzie gets the advantage on this exchange and lands a
few lefts in succession, she then launches Sarah into
the ropes, Sarah leapfrogs on  the way back and stops
herself perfectly. Before Suzie can turn around she is
CRASHED down with a neckbreaker.

She again holds her shoulder which took a decent
portion of the blow. Sarah slowly rises, feeling her
own aches, and goes back to work on Suzie. She takes
her right arm and extends it as she turns Suzie
half-over and uses her base leverage for an armbar.
Suzie screams out as Sarah clamps her one hand on
Suzie's shoulder and applies all her weight to the
pressure.

Suzie's face is pressed against the mat as she is
forced to endure this agony, she cries out in pain,
but refuses to quit.

Sarah holds her down for almost 5 minutes and applies
the pressure. Finally Suzie manages to wiggle just
enough to take Sarah off balance and knock her off of
her base. Amazingly she bites her lip, takes the pain
and follows through as Sarah falls off of her, and
applies a side leg lock.

Sarah yells out now as Suzie has her in the defensive
now.

Adam: I cannot believe the heart and determination of
these women. You have to admire that about them. GOD!
What amazing athletes!
Bradley: Oh I admire them Adam, probably a bit
differently than you though....

Back in the ring Suzie applies the pressure to Sarah,
who cringes in pain, she  twists and turns to break
free of the hold. But Suzie won't give any leeway.

Finally Sarah uses her strength to pull herself
towards the ropes. Suzie tries to stop her from
getting there but with use of only one arm for a base
she is unable to. Sarah reaches the ropes and begins
to pull herself up. She then uses her vertical base to
turn the hold over onto Suzie, but Suzie breaks the
hold before any pressure can be applied.

Sarah limps a bit towards the corner as Suzie makes it
back to her feet. She is right on Sarah's tail towards
the corner and lands a forearm to the back of her head
which pushes Sarah forward into the turnbuckle.
As Sarah turns around she is met with a hard kick to
the head which keeps her backed against the post.
Suzie slowly hoists Sarah up to the top of the
turnbuckle, enduring the discomfort of her shoulder
and attempts a superplex. But Sarah wraps her foot
around the center rope and blocks it.

Suzie then nails a few solid shots to Sarah's
midsection and attempts it again. And again Sarah
wraps her foot and blocks it. Sarah then pulls Suzie
close and wraps her legs around Suzie's head and right
shoulder figure four style. She drops her weight down
as she dangles over the top rope facing the outside
with Suzie's shoulder and head locked into a modified
figure four headlock.

Suzie screams out blood curdling screams as her
shoulder is squeezed against her head. Sarah tightens
her thighs against the shoulder and squeezes Suzie
like an anaconda would.

Suzie struggles and fights, but it only tires her out
as with each attempt to break free, Sarah's squeezing
became tighter and tighter.

Adam: MY GOD! Do you see that Bradley? I have never
seen a figure four headlock used so effectively!
Bradley: I would love to have my face buried between
Sarah's legs like that! Damn is Suzie lucky!

Sarah grabs hold of the bottom ropes for added
leverage as she dangles over the top ropes, Suzie's
head and shoulder still locked tightly within her
grasp.  Sarah takes one final effort and tightly holds
the bottom rope and squeezes Suzie with everything she
has. Suzie screams out and finally after all she'd
endured, she taps.

Donna Berwick calls for the bell. Sarah pulls herself
up and releases the hold. Suzie falls back to the mat,
and Sarah can barely keep herself up either.

Charles: The winner of this match....."Sexy" Sarah
Twiiiiiiliiiiiight!

Adam: My god what a match, that was a hard earned
victory by Sarah. She deserves this one. Putting her
up two to one out of the five series.
And you cannot take anything away from Suzie, what a
valiant effort she put forth in this matchup.
Bradley: Face it Adam, they practically killed each
other. There is nothing pretty about that!
Adam: For once Bradley, I agree. This match was
brutal, and if that wasn't enough, it was restricted by
Richard Crawford to ensure a submission.
Bradley: Well, I didn't think it would happen but we
actually had our first submission. And a sexy one at
that!

Inside of Mr. Ross's office we see Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo fans BOO

Mr. Ross: GOD I HATE PHILADELPHIA!

Fans boo the shit out of him.

Rebecca: Don't worry babes, we will only be here for a couple of
hours, then we are out of here.
Mr. Ross: GOOD, because I can't stand to be in this rat infested
place any longer.  Have you seen the fans in the building tonight?
Rebecca:  I haven't had a chance to check them out, but I'm pretty
sure they are horrid.

Fans BOO even louder.

Mr. Ross: HORRID isn't the word, they look more like INFESTED MONKEY
TESTICALS.

"ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE…"

Mr. Ross: Anyway, Diamond thinks that she is the only one that can
shake shit up around here?  Well she is sadly mistaken, I have an
announcement at Full Throttle that will definitely SHAKE shit up.
Rebecca: Oh do tell…
Mr. Ross: Not while the camera's are rolling and these chimps are
listening.

Fans BOO louder as we hear Mr. Ross' door open and we see Poppy
Quayle *fans cheer*

Poppy: Look Ross, I told you what I want.
Mr. Ross: What the HELL?
Poppy: I want Jess, and NOW I WANT THAT JT BITCH ALSO!
Mr. Ross: And believe me, Jess and JT both want you badly also.  But
they are both booked for next week.
Rebecca: Well how about adding Jess to that VCW style Battle Royal
for the Women's North American Title.
Mr. Ross: you know what, that's not a bad idea at all.  She's in, and
Poppy, you want Jess?  I suggest that you enter in also.
Poppy: I'm in

Fans cheer for that statement

Mr. Ross: Good, well I'm going to talk to Diamond.
Rebecca: for what?  Hasn't she gotten on your last nerve by now?
Mr. Ross: I'm going to ask her nicely to leave VCW.
Rebecca: You actually think that she's gonna listen?
Mr. Ross: Maybe, it's worth a shot.  I'll leave you two to talk.

Mr. Ross gets up and exits the office.  We see him walking down the
hallway as the fans pretty much boo him right out of the stadium. 
Then all of a sudden we hear the opening chords to "Eye of The Tiger"

"ROSS… ROSS, ROSS, ROSS… ROSS, ROSS, ROSS… ROSS, ROSS,
ROOOOOOOOOOOOSSS…"

Fans start going BEYOND APESHIT as we see The Outlaws one more time
on that moving stage.  Needless to say, Mr. Ross ain't happy.

Jason: Ross the boss, of VC-dub/
And it's only this company that he loves/
MAX THINKS HE'S COOL, BUT I THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK…. HE'S
KIND OF GAY!!

All of the fans start HURLING UP WITH LAUGHTER.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHA, CAN HE SAY THAT ABOUT THE BOSS?
Adam: There's only one Jason Snow I can tell you that.
Max: Hey Jase, I don't think Ross is cool.
Mr. Ross: *sarcastically* Ha Ha Ha, very fucking funny.  Snow, we had
a pretty good show without you last week.
Jason: Stop lying, I mean don't get me wrong, Anarchy is a cool show,
Chaos is pretty cool also.  I should know, I'm the Main Event on both
shows.

Fans start cheering.

Jason: So without Jase, there is no Main Event.  SO AO'S ONE MORE
TIME FOR THE ROAD!!!

We see the moving stage backing up as The AO Experience starts
playing "Eye of The Tiger" again

Jason: "ROSS… ROSS, ROSS, ROSS… ROSS, ROSS, ROSS… ROSS, ROSS,
ROOOOOOOOOOOOSSS"

Mr. Ross watching with anger as the Outlaws exit.

Mr. Ross: Just like Philadelphia… No class.

Fans BOO loudly.

Adam: WELL FOLKS WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE VCW ACTION, NEXT!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see "The Main Event" Jason Snow and his lovely wife "The Toughest
Woman in the Business" Star in the middle of a club dancing. We see
Imani Coppola on stage performing her single "Gravity"

Imani:

My sweet tooth cavity shoots
Pain up in my brain bringin' on the rain
Look at the sad sack frown
So I'm puttin' on my gravity boots
cruisin' around town cruisin' around town
lookin' for a place to get down

And I'll get off my high horse
If you can be my ladder
Make sure the ground below is covered with roses
And I'll take my head out of the clouds
If you can take yours out of your ass
And we can celebrate with a night on the town

But you gotta be down
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me

Jason: Star
Star: Yes baby
Jason: Ain't that Peter Vance over there?

Camera focuses on Vance in the corner talking to Maria Johnson.

Star: Yeah, he's talking to one of the Double mint Twins. But hold
up, ain't that Albatross over there with Bino B?

We see them talking, then all of a sudden we see Albatross and Bino
start swinging on each other.

Jason: HOLY SHIT!
Star: What is it?

The lights come on and we see Sassy Lassy, Jesse Vance-Young, B.B.,
Dy-Nasty, The Roma, The BK Boyz, JV, Mack Taylor, Mark Sanders,
Jessica Lohan, Sinister, Mistress, Fredrick Ainsworth, JT, Sandy
Anderson, and KD. A fight breaks out. Imani Stops performing.
Jason walks over to her.

Jason: What up homie?
Imani: Hey dude, what's going on?
Jason: Nothing much, just about to jump into this fight really
quick. Can I borrow your guitar?
Imani: Sure, you about to play a tune?
Jason: Yep, right on Sinister's head.
Imani: Do you, dude.

Jason smiles at Imani, Imani smiles back.

Star: Stop flirting and come on.

We see Jason and Star get in the middle of the brawl and we hear an
announcer's voice.

*Announcer: FULL THROTTLE VCW'S SUPER SHOW COMING TO YOU LIVE
TUESDAY, MAY THE 31st ONLY ON SHOWTIME.*

Backstage we see The FFC as they are walking toward the ramp, fans
are booing.  Jessica Lohan is stopped by Nancy the jobber.

Nancy: Hey Jess, can I talk to you for a moment.
Jess: Who the hell are you?
Nancy: I'm Nancy, and I think you guys are SOOOO cool. I just wanted
to know if I could be apart of the club and pal around with you guys.
Jess: You wanna be apart of the what and what around with what?
Nancy: I wanna join you guy...
KD: Save it BITCH, the FFC is for exclusive members only.
Marz: Yeah it ain't for TRASH like you
Jess: Or Sassy

The girls start to crack up

Jess: Look her Nanny, you ever pester me again, and you'll end up
like Poppy.  Come on girls.

The FFC Exit.

Then we hear some music...

Adam: What's this?
Bradley: I don't know but it sounds vaguely familiar.

Then the lyrics start in.

That's right, pleased to meet you
I still won't tell you my name.
Don't you believe in mystery,
Don't you want to play my game?

I'm looking for a man to love me
Like I've never been loved before.
I'm looking for a man that'll do it anywhere,
Even on the limousine floor.

Chorus:
'Cause tonight, living in a fantasy,
in My own little nasty world.
Tonight, don't you want to come with me,
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?

'Cause tonight, living in a fantasy,
in My own little nasty world.
Tonight, don't you want to come with me,
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?

Bradley: OH MY, THIS IS NASTY GIRL BY VANITY 6.
Adam: Yeah, but what's going on?
Bradley: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS, I'M LOOKING FOR A NASTY
GIRL!
Adam: You always are.  But what is this all about?

The lyrics play a little more...

I guess I'm just use to sailors,
I think they've got water on the brain.
I think they've got more water upstairs
than they've got  sugar on the candy cane.

That's right, it's been a long time,
Since I had a man that did it real good.
If you ain't scared, take it out,
I'll do it like a real-live nasty girl should.

'Cause tonight, living in a fantasy,
in My own little nasty world.
Tonight, don't you want to come with me,
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?

'Cause tonight, living in a fantasy,
in My own little nasty world.
Tonight, don't you want to come with me,
Do you think I'm a nasty girl?

Then the lights come on in the ring and we see a talk show set... We
see about 5 chairs, some plush carpeting, and a nice back drop.

Adam: What's this? 
Bradley: Is this the second edition of "The Twilight Zone?" I don't
wanna hear that creepy voice again.
Adam: I have no idea.

The lyrics play a little more...

Please, please
Please, please
Nasty girl, nasty girl, do you think I'm a nasty girl?
Nasty girl, nasty girl, do you think I'm a nasty girl?

I don't like this groove.
Try and give me something I can croon to.
Catch my drift?
That'll work.......

That's right, I can't control it.
I need seven inches or more.
Tonight, I can no longer hold it.
Get it up, get it up, I can't wait anymore......

Then we see coming from the back, Jessica Lohan, Kiss of Death, Marz,
Ms. Payne, and Bambi.  And the fans proceed to BOO THEIR ASSES RIGHT
OUT OF THE BUILDING!!! 

Adam: What the hell are they doing here?
Bradley: WHOOOOO HOOOOO, IT'S J-LO AND THE FFC.  Hey Adam, I ain't
never seen an ass like that.
Adam: O...kay.

The lyrics play a little more as Jess walks down the ramp with the
biggest smile on her face.

Uh, It's time to jam,
Dance nasty girls, dance
Everybody Uh!

Uh, It's time to jam,
Nasty girls, dance, dance, dance

Yeah

Uh, It's time to jam,
Nasty girls, dance, dance, dance


Uh
Is that it?  Umm....
Wake me when you're done.
I guess you'll be the only one having fun.

The song ends as Jess stands in the middle of the ring with a
microphone.  KD, Marz, Ms. Payne, and Bambi all sit down in those
chairs.

Jess: PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA.  THE FEMALE FIGHT CLUB IS HERE TO...
Part of the crowd that is not booing: BLOW... YOUR... MIIIIIND...
Jess: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Now that part is booing her also.

Jess: You monkeys are in for a treat tonight, as tonight you are
witnessing the first edition of... THE JESS SHOW!!!!
Adam: The Jess Show?
Bradley: I like it, I like anything with her on it.
Jess: And let me be the first or second or third or millionth to say
it... PHILLY SUCKS!!!

The fans are vivid now

"J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS..."

Jess: IF I DO I LEARNED IT FROM YOU GUYS!!! 
Adam: Can we turn her mic off please.
Bradley: HELL NO, WHOOO HOOO VIVA J-LO
Jess: face it Philadelphia is NOT, Seattle

Fans boo EVEN louder.

Jess: But anyway I didn't come out here to remind you of how bad you
suck, I mean look at yourselves you already know how bad you suck. 
You guys praise the crack on the liberty bell, and most of you here
are on crack.

LOUD BOOS

Adam: She didn't have to go there.
Jess: I mean you must be, you chair for a shank, slut bitch like
Sassy.

"SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY..."

Adam: AND LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD CHEERING FOR THE VCW WOMEN'S
CHAMPION
KD: I think they are finally getting the point Jess, listen to
them "J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO..."

Jess smiles in the middle of the ring as this Philadelphia crowd boos
the hell out of her and the FFC.

Adam: That's not what they are saying.
Bradley: Sure it is, "J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO..." WHOOO
HOOOO
Jess: Sassy, let me ask you a question girl.  Did it feel good
knowing that you tapped to me for a second time last week?
Adam: SHE DIDN'T TAP!
Bradley: yes she did.  I saw it with my own two eyes.  You have four
eyes and you still couldn't see it, haha.
Jess: Well Sassy, I know that you fear me.  I know that you fear my
Boston Crab.  Sassy you've tapped to me, Poppy has tapped to me.  If
I recall correctly, I put the stupid BITCH on a shelf.  And I know, I
hear her running around telling anyone who will listen to her in
between sucky, sucky, and slirp, slirp, that she wants me in another
match.

Fans boo Jess again...

"SLUT, SLUT, SLUT, SLUT, SLUT, SLUT..."

Jess: Don't talk about Poppy Like that.

The FFC has a great laugh at that.  The Fans just boo louder and
LOUDER.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, JESS IS TOO MUCH, SUCKY, SUCKY, SLIRP,
SLIRP.
Jess: Anyway Poppy, you want me? When I'm done beating the tar out of
JT and Sassy, just like you told those 30 guys last Friday Night at
Club 22 in Toronto... (Jess looks into the camera) "I'M ALL YOURS."
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adam: Jesus, do we have to listen to this?
Jess: But Poppy, Sassy, JT, I brought a few highlights with me.  You
see in this ring right here, I'm a goddess amongst bitches.  You
spare changed female dogs of VCW and the OWA all should thank your
lucky stars that you have me here.  You have someone with such a
superior look and athletic ability in the ring.  You see I didn't
need to be in no ladder match to get a shot at that title.  I'm me,
and those other 10 bitches who were in that match are not.  I'm a
Lohan, and you see Lohans always excel above the competition, I mean
look at my sister, you guys know who she is.

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Adam: She was successful tonight in one HELL of a fight.
Jess: Star has held that TV title for a long time now.  And I don't
see anyone beating her for it anytime soon, Woman or Man.

Fans applaud that

Jess: And you see I'm a Lohan and She's a Lohan, and we excel beyond
the competition.  Sassy, Poppy, JT, neither one of you bitches are in
my Class.  There was one bitch who thought she was, but I haven't
seen her since Hell's Highway, Take a look see.

The UltraTron fires up
----------------------Hell's Highway----------------------------------
-

Jess is up but her back is to Amy, Jess glances across the ring and
she doesn't see anything, but then she turns around and Amy takes
that big step and she attempts the biggest Super kick on Pay-per
view, but Jess ducks and when Amy turns around she is met with
a "Chick Kick"

Bradley: HAHA, that's the "MIND BLOWER" right there.

OOC: New Move for "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan: The Mind Blower
***This move is pretty much the Chick Kick that Trish Stratus uses***

Amy is now out like a light.  And the fans start to boo.

Bradley: *Imitating Adam* COME ON AMY REACH FOR THE STARS!  Well now
she's seeing stars.  WHOOO HOOO LET'S GO J-LO!

Jess picks Amy up and places her in the fireman's carry.

Bradley: Uh-Oh is this it?  Is this Jess Incredible?

Jess then spins Amy off of her shoulders into THE SICKEST FUCKING RKO
EVER!

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD.  WHAT THE HELL WAS MOVE?
Bradley: THAT'S JESS INCREDIBLE!

OOC: New Finisher for "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan: Jess Incredible
***A modified TKO, Jess takes her opponent into a fireman's carry,
then spins their body into an RKO***

Jess walks over to Amy and lays on her with her back on Amy's chest,
and poses to the crowd as she throws up her fingers to count along
with Donna

ONE    
TWO
THREE

As soon as Donna slaps the mat for the third time Jess puts up two
middle fingers at the crowd and the completely BOO HER ASS RIGHT OUT
OF THE BUILDING!

Adam: DAMNED JEZEBEL!
Bradley: That damned Jezebel just won though Adam.  And she did it
without help. WHOOO HOOO VIVA J-LO!

"Ass like that" by Eminem hits

Charles: HERE'S YOUR WINNER AND SOLE SURVIVOR, "THE REAL J-LO"
JESSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAA LOHAN!

--------------------Back to current Anarchy---------------------------
-

Jess is in the ring smiling as the fans boo the hell out of her.

Bradley: HAHAHA, She did win that match on her own.
Adam: But not without a fight.
Jess: Oh, remember what I did to her bitch sister?  ROLL IT!!

---------------Anarchy: A night with the fights-----------------------
-

Jennifer then leaps up and super kicks Jess into the face knocking
Jess into the corner. Jennifer then signals for the Stinger Splash,
she runs and leaps only to be brought down by a Hellacious
Huracanrana.

Adam: THAT WAS A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE LOHAN DROP!
Bradley: Now that's how you counter the Stinger splash.

Jess then points at an out cold Jennifer and laughs. Jess drags her
to the corner, and sets her up for a stink face. All the guys in
the audience are going WILD at this point.

Bradley: I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S COMING UP NEXT, WHOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jessica sets up and she gives Jennifer the hardest, sexiest Stink
face ever. But the only thing is...

Jess isn't getting up. Jess is smothering Jennifer and she is
holding onto the ropes tightly. Jennifer is trying to move, but she
is stuck. After a few more seconds of struggling to breathe,
Jennifer finally taps out. The bell rings.

Bradley: SHE TAPPED OUT, HAHA, What was that move called Adam?
Adam: I guess we can call that "The Assmission"
Bradley: Like the Tazzmission? Ha, I love it. I wish I were in
Jennifer's shoes right now.
Charles: Your winner of the match via submission, "THE REAL J-LO"
JESSICA LOHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

------------------Back to Current Anarchy-----------------------------
-

The fans are booing and Jess as well as the rest of the FFC are
laughing to themselves.

Jess: And let's not forget the beef I had with Joss.  Roll that
beautiful bean footage.


-----------Anarchy: Night of the Screw Jobs---------------------------
-

As "Ass like that" by Eminem hits the speakers, "The Real J-Lo"
Jessica Lohan comes out with a chair in hand. She's not ass shaking
tonight, she runs to the ring with that chair.

Adam: And J-Lo is coming to get her some of Joss Katz.

Jess slides in just as Joss is getting up. SMASH, one head shot
with the chair. SMASH, another head shot with the chair. SMASH,
one more head shot with the chair. CRASH, the last head shot bent
the chair up.

Bradley: She bent that chair over that bitches head.

Then Jess sends Joss flying to the outside. Jess heads out, then
she looks under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire baseball bat.
Joss tries to stand, and the moment she gets to a vertical base Jess
SMASHES her face in with that bat.

Adam: J-Lo didn't come to play any games tonight.
Bradley: Nope, she ain't here to pinch no nipples. She came to
FIGHT!

Joss is bleeding all over the place now. Jess sets up a table, then
she pulls out some lighter fluid. She pours it all over the table,
then she pulls out some matches.

Adam: Is she about to do, what I think she's about to do?
Bradley: DO IT, DO IT!!

She lights on and throws it on the table, setting the table ablaze.
Jess picks Joss up and sets her up for a...

MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Right through the ignited table!

Adam: OHMIGOD, OHMIGOD. DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT SHE DID?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DID.

These rabid VCW all stand and cheer for "The Real J-Lo." "SHE'S
HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE..." Joss
is one fire right now, Jess gets a fire extinguisher and puts Joss
out.

Bradley: Man that Joss is one HOT number.

Then Jess jumps up and lands down on Joss face first with that fire
extinguisher. Then she repeatedly nails Joss in the face with it.
Jess throws away the fire extinguisher, and starts laying into Joss
with some fist. Repeatedly punch after punch, hard shots to head.
Jess is relentless, looking possessed, as she bashes Joss' head in
with her fist. Jess stops the brutalization, then she picks up a
mic.

J-Lo: Lesson number one, never FUCK with a Lohan.

The J-Lo throws the mic at Joss, and walks away as "Ass like that"
plays on the speakers. The Crowd is cheering loud as HELL for
Jessica right now.

Adam: That woman just made a statement.

------------------Anarchy: Outlaws Ride into Town---------------------
-

Thursday-May the 24th – Denver international Airport – 10:30 pm est.

We see the security camera scanning the waiting area, then we see
one Joss Katz at an ATM machine. Then we see someone, some woman
coming up behind her and smacking her in the back of the head with
something that appears to be a metallic object. We see Joss' head
fly forward onto the ATM machine, then we see this woman bashing her
head repeatedly onto the ATM Machine. Then we see this woman
picking up Joss and tossing her through the window of "Seattle's
Best Coffee." We then see this woman dragging Joss out of the
glassy wreckage by her hair and tossing her into a metal bench. She
picks Joss up and Power bombs her onto the metal bench, then she
picks Joss up and power bombs her again, and then she does it one
more time before we see the Local police come and slap the handcuffs
on her. The security camera focuses in to reveal who this woman was
that did a number on Joss and it's...
"THE
REAL
J-LO"
JESSICA
LOHAN
The fans in the NYSEG Stadium have all lost it, as we see J-Lo being
led away in handcuffs, and Joss is laid out on the floor in a pool
of blood, being looked at by some EMT's.


--------------------------Anarchy: Outlaws Ride into Town-------------
-

Then we see "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan come out, and
she walks right past Jason, Star, and Max and heads into the ring.

Bradley: Now what's this all about?

The Outlaws are all looking confused as they want to see what J-Lo
is up to. She gets into the ring and she immediately locks JFF in
the sharpshooter, pulling back as hard as she can

Jason: JESS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

Jess yells back "I'M GONNA BREAK THIS CUNTS LEGS." Jason, Star, and
Max all shake their heads in disbelief. Jess then lets him go, and
she drags him into the corner and she give JFF the longest stinkface
ever witnessed on television.

Adam: I don't think Joss is gonna like that.
Bradley: Who care what Joss thinks?

Jess gets a microphone

J-Lo: You give Joss this message from me, and it goes out to the
both of you, NEVER FUCK WITH A...

Then we see Jerri Katz come out of the audience and she tries to
slip into the ring but she is ravaged with a chair shot from Star's
Chair by Jess. Jess then waylays on Jerri a little more with that
chair bursting Jerri wide open. Jess then grabs Jerri and nails a J-
Plex on her onto the thumbtacks. She then picks Jerri up and bangs
her face into that steel ladder, she does it about 5 times, WHAM,
WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM!!! She then takes one of the chairs that was
thrown into the ring earlier and she lays Jerri's head on it, and
she takes Star's Chair and she does a one woman Con-Chair-To on
Jerri, but she doesn't stop. Jess smashes Jerri's head in
repeatedly, shot after shot after shot after shot after shot. Jess
then takes the ladder down, and she puts Jerri's head where the
opening of the ladder is, and she smashes the ladder down onto
Jerri's head, and she does this about five more times. Jerri's Katz
is completely out of it by now. Star, Jason, and Max all cringe on
the stage at Jess' demonic like presence. Jess then disrespects
Jerri by doing the "giving head motion" to her. Jess then tosses
Jerri into another corner and she gives Jerri a stink face much to
the crowd's delight. Jess gets back on the mic.

J-Lo: now maybe the two of you can pass the message along for me.
LESSON # 2, NEVER FUCK WITH THE LOVED ONE OF A LOHAN. And you
Jerri, your ass better be lucky that I have to be in Denver tomorrow
to go before a judge or I'd be all over your ass like I just was.
*gets up in Jerri's face* But *imitating Jerri* Chickee, and what
the fuck is that? Chickee? Why don't you just steal my sister's
whole persona, you bitin' ass BITCH? You'll never be what Star is
so please stop trying. But anyway BITCHY *crowd laughs*, You and I
will meet again, very soon, and you better hope that the next time
we meet you're on my good side, or... IT'S LIGHT OUT... BITCH!! SO
FUCK OFF, FUCKER, AND WHOOP DE WHOOP ON THAT, BITCH!

Jess drops the mic and exits through the crowd, Jason, Max, and Star
waive the EMT's down and tell them to get into the ring and get JFF
and Jerri quickly.

Adam: J-Lo has been going through quite the metamorphosis over the
past two weeks.
Bradley: Yeah, she's become more violent, and I like it.

----------------------War of Ages-------------------------------------
-

Joss then goes into another trash can and grabs about 4 Snapple
Bottles. As J-Lo gets up, SMASH! One Snapple Bottle to the head,
SMASH! Two Snapple Bottles to the head, SMASH, CRASH! 3 and 4 Snapple
Bottles to the head.

Fenton: You think she likes Snapple?
Bradley: Hey I like that Fenton guy.
Adam: OH BROTHER!
Todd: OH PLEASE!

J-Lo stands up and takes all of those hits and she looks at Joss and
yells "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT BITCH?"

Kipper: WOAH, THAT'S A PAGE RIGHT OUT OF STAR'S BOOK!
Fenton: I'm Impressed!

The fans respond back to J-Lo's sudden aggression:
"SHE'S HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE, SHE'S HARDCORE..."

Adam: And apparently so are these fans!

[Later]

At this point J-Lo is on the edge of the cage trying to catch her
balance, exactly how Joss was earlier.

Adam: Uh-Oh, this doesn't look good.

Joss sees this and she gets into Spear position as the crowd starts
chanting her name.

"JOSS, JOSS, JOSS, JOSS, JOSS, JOSS..."

J-Lo turns around and Joss charges, J-Lo with the quick thinking
steps forward and lifts Joss in the air and nails a perfect

LOHAN
DROP!

She nails it so hard though, that the top of the cage gives away and
both girls go crashing down through both of those flaming tables in
the ring!

Adam: JESSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Bradley: ARE THEY DEAD?
Fenton: THEY HAVE TO BE DEAD!

The fans have all risen to their feet and they have started chanting
J-Lo's name!

"J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO, J-LO..."
------------------Back to Current Anarchy-----------------------------
-

Fans are still BOOING the hell out of J-Lo, but some are applauding
her highlights.

Adam: No denying the talents of that young lady.  I just wish that
she had a better attitude.
Bradley: I love her ass... sets, her assets to the company.
Adam: Oh brother.
Jess: Oh and I had a little fun, kicking the ass off of JFF too.  Now
I hear that he wants to mend a broken fence with me.  If you are
serious JFF, then you come into this ring in Richmond, and you
apologize for all the times that you were a pervert to me.  And only
then when you admit that you were lying and I was telling the truth
will I forgive you.  But anyway... here's another highlight

----------------Torment Houston, Texas - 3/14/2005--------------------
-


JFF seems as if he's having a good time up there. He goes to
bend
down to pick Jess up and toss her over, when suddenly Jess lays the
lip lock on JFF, gripping the back of his head ever so tightly!

Katya: oh my God, are you guys watching this?
Todd: She's committing Suicide!

When she lets him go, she plants a foot square in his nutsack,
felling the OWA Co-Owner! She then grabs him by his legs and with
all her strength left she gets JFF to go over, but he's hanging
on
and trying climb back up!

Todd: JFF won't go over!
Katya: Hang on J! FOR THE OW-FUCKIN-A!
Sack: Fuckin ay!

Jess grabs the nearest thing which is the frying pan and she cracks
him one time with it, but still he hangs on. Jess walks over to J,
and she grabs his head and does the "giving head" motion to
him as he
did to her earlier!

Katya: Oh she's really trying to die!
Todd: I can tell you, JFF will NOT TAKE THIS LYING DOWN IF HE LOSES
NOW!

She then takes the frying pan and smashes his right hand and J's
right hand let's go. He's still hanging on with one hand.

Todd: AND HE'S HANGING ON WITH ONE HAND!

Jess poses to the crowd with the frying pan and the boos are the
loudest that we have heard all night.

Jess smashed JFF's other hand and he falls to into the safety
net.

The bell rings and the crowd starts booing even louder than they did
just a few seconds ago!

Passion: Here are your winners, TEAM... V...C...W!
---------------------Back to Current Anarchy--------------------------
-

Jess has a very big smile on her face.

Jess: Oh, and let's not forget what I did to Poppy…

----------Torment Don Haskins Center, El Paso, Texas - 3/21/2005------
-

Poppy is still out of it from the earlier Star Treatment and starts
crawling towards the cage exit, but KD,Marz and Ms Payne return!
They all enter the cage and lock it with a chain and lock of their
own. Ms Payne brings in a chair and a mic. Jess grins like a kid in a
candy store and takes the mic.

Jess: LISTEN UP YOU EL PASO FUCKS! CAUSE I AM HERE TO REALLY BLOW
THIS BITCH'S MIND!!! And Poppy here, well this little bitch is the
perfect little Ho for me to make an example out of!

The crowd boos at this and chants of " DIE J-HO DIE!" start.

Jess: So "Lil Jossie Bitch", I hope your ass is watching!
This is what you can expect at our Playhouse match.

She drops the mic and goes right at Poppy, Jess and Kiss of Death
relentlessly stomp the Cherry Popper. Sassy and Cherry Apollo rush
down to ringside but to no avail. As they are locked out of the cage
and are forced to watch Poppy get destroyed in horror!

Katya: Come on....the match is over, this is more VCW bullshit!!
Kipper: Damn it, someone has got to stop this!!!

Jess calls for the chair and gives it to Marz, who then holds it
against the mat in it's still folded position. Jess and KD lift Poppy
off her feet with her legs spread wide and drop her CRASHING down
crotch first onto the chair!
She bounces backwards and her eyes roll back into her head as her
whole body just trembles in pain.
The FFC have a great laugh at this and Jess tells them to back off.

Jess: Girls... this bitch is all mine!!!

Katya: Somebody get in there!!!! I can't take this shit anymore!!!
Kipper: *speechless as he just looks on in awe and major
disappointment*

Jess then struts her way over to Poppy and toys with her with a few
slaps to the face, before rolling her over again for a Star
Treatment.

Poppy screams out and cries, but Jess won't let go, she looks over at
the horrified faces of Sassy and Cherry as they watch this, unable to
do anything from outside the cage. Poppy's fingernails claw at the
mat scrambling for an escape, but Jess just applies the pressure even
more.

Poppy: OH GOD STOP!!! SHE'S KILLING ME!!! PLEEEAAASE STOP!!
Jess: SHE DEAD?
Marz: I think SHE DEAD! (stomps on Poppy's back)
KD/Marz/Jess/Payne: SHE DEAAAAAAAAAD, SHE DEAAAAAAAAD! HAHAHA!

Jess takes an almost euphoric, almost... orgasmic reaction to Poppy's
screams and cries as she pulls back on the young girl with more
force.
Ms. Payne, who is also enjoying this, adds to the torture by yanking
Poppy's head back by the face, in a Crippler Crossface, almost
snapping her in half!
Poppy's nails claw more and more at the mat, desperately wanting to
be free of this torture! But Jess holds her in the lock for about a
full five minutes, and eventually, Poppy passes out from the extreme
pain...

Katya: This is sickening....I can't watch anymore of this.
Kipper: They are really trying to kill her! Those damn VCW bitches!

Finally Jess releases the hold and Payne follows suit, with Poppy
unconscious and blue in the face, as the Crossface must have been
impeding her breathing!

Jess takes the limp body of the downed Cherry Popper and mocks her by
placing her head between KD's legs and mocking a giving head motion.
The FFC are enjoying this completely, and to add insult to injury,
Jess puts Poppy over her knee, exposing her bare ass and gives her a
short but humiliating spanking!

Then KD BREAKS the chair over Poppy's ass, and all four of the women
then celebrate and finally unlock the cage, walking out with the
chair to ensure Sassy and Cherry didn't try anything, and leave the
two to tend to their downed friend, along with EMT's...

"Fight Music" by D12 plays as they exit with the fans cursing, booing
and throwing trash and chairs their way!

Kipper: This is fucking sick...
Katya: She isn't breathing for God's sake!
Kipper: Holy fuck! They HAVE KILLED HER!

EMT's tend to Poppy, and she is put in a neck brace, and on a
backboard, and an EMT is administering oxygen...

Kipper: Hope she is alright... Ladies and gentlemen, this is a dark
day in the OWA...
---------------------------back to current Anarchy-----------------

The fans are booing Jess and the FFC right out of the building by now.

Jess: Which brings me to you... Trashy Lassy.

Fans boo

"SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY..."

Jess: How can you guys cheer for a loser? She gives up WAAAAY too
easy.  And from what I heard, she is WAAAAY too easy.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

The fans start throwing trash into the ring.

Jess: Hey look, these Philly Ass Junkies are throwing Sassy into the
ring.

Fans start BOOING LOUDLY as the rest of the FFC are all laughing hard.

Jess: Back to the topic... Trashy.  I hate to show this again, but
you leave me no choice.  You are not anywhere on my radar and I'm
about to show you why.

------Torment Don Haskins Center, El Paso, Texas - 3/21/2005----------
-

As we return from the break, Poppy begins to make it to her feet and
goes for KD. she connects a few great kicks to the head on the tall
woman which sends her back a few steps. Poppy stays on the offensive
and dropkicks KD into the ropes.
She then rakes her face along the cage wall. Meanwhile J-Lo is
stomping away at Sassy who is still a bit dazed from the chin kick by
KOD. But she is snapped out of it when Jess applies a boston crab.

Katya: She's using the Star Treatment!!! She's using her sister's
move!!
Kipper: Damn it...Sassy is in trouble, and Poppy doesn't even realize
it!!!
Katya: If Sassy taps Poppy will be left alone in there with both Kiss
of Death and Jessica Lohan!

Poppy is taking it to KD, repeatedly ramming her head into the cage,
which puts a gash in the taller woman's forehead. Meanwhile Sassy is
in the center of the ring, struggling against the Star
Treatment......she screams out, fighting it with all she has.

Katya: Don't do it...don't tap Sassy!!
Kipper: She's gotta hold on! Poppy turn around and do something!!

Poppy's attention is turned to J-Lo, but as she goes to break up the
hold it is too late as Sassy couldn't take anymore and her hand taps
the mat.
Jack Loroni is in position to see it. Poppy kicks Jess in the head
but the damage has already been done!

Passion: SASSY LASSY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

-----------------Back to current Anarchy------------------------------
-

Fans are still booing

"J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS..."

Jess: IF I SUCK, THEN YOU SWALLOW.  That's probably the reason why
the Eagles choked in the Super Bowl, too much SWALLOWING in Philly. 
I guess that's why they call you "The City of Brotherly Love."  There
are more Queens here than in San Francisco.
Adam: THAT'S ENOUGH JESS!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, (while laughing) It's True, it's so
true.

Fans are livid now, a near riot scene in Philly.

Jess: Anyway Lassie Sassy, you can't beat me.  You are now 0 for 2
against me, as you tapped to me last week also.  LET'S HAVE A LOOK
SEE SHALL WE!!!

--------------Anarchy: Diamonds are Forever---------------------------
-

Donna starts to stir a little, KD jumps out of the ring with the
other end of that string on her hand. Jess goes and wakes Donna
completely up, then Jess walks over to Sassy and she locks both of
her legs and turns her over for…

Adam: OH NO, THE STAR TREATMENT.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHE HAS HER LOCKED WITH NOWHERE TO GO.
Adam: BUT SASSY HAS TO TAP, SHE CAN'T BE KNOCKED OUT. SHE HAS TO
TAP. AND WHAT IS KD DOING?

Donna goes over to check for Sassy's submission, then we see Sassy's
hand go up and come down on the mat, then we see it go up again and
come down on the mat once more, and one more final time Sassy's hand
goes up and comes down. Donna calls for the bell.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE TAPPED, SASSY TAPPED OUT!
Adam: SASSY DIDN'T TAP, KD PULLED ON THE STRING. SHE PULLED THE
STRING!
Bradley: IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT GOES DOWN IN THE RECORD BOOKS AS A
SUBMISSION VICTORY FOR JESS.
Charles: YOUR WINNER VIA SUBMISSION… "THE REAL J-LO"
JESSSSSSSSIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOHAN!!!!!!

----------------- Back to current Anarchy-----------------------------
-

Jess' set is completely cluttered with trash as Jess and the FFC are
in the ring damn near passed out from laughing.

Jess: Look at her girls, just look at her.  Pathetic ain't she?  You
are looking at the new VCW Women's Champion.  But you know, this is
supposed to be a talk show, but damn, it ended up more like a promo. 
So let me bring out my first and only guest.  That bitch backstage
who was pestering me a few minutes ago.  COME ON OUT!!!

Then we see Nancy coming out from the back to a positive ovation.

Adam: What's this all about?
Bradley: I don't know

Nancy comes into the ring and poses for the crowd.

Jess: I didn't ask you to pose to the crowd.  Come on (pointing to
the empty chair) sit, sit down.

Nancy sits down and gets a mic.

Jess: Now, I was a little preoccupied with what I had going on out
here to really give you an answer.  Now, what was it that you asked?
Nancy: I wanted to know if I could be in the Female Fight Club.
Jess: O...kay.  To be in the Female Fight Club, it takes a special
kind of girl.  It takes a tough girl, are you tough?
Nancy: Yes, yes I am.
Jess: Oh really?
Nancy: Yes, I believe that I'm tough.
Jess: So you're tough huh?

Then Bambi SMASHES Nancy in the back of the head with her chair, and
Nancy goes down, as the fans start to BOO.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT FOR?
Jess: You're not tough (stomp) if you were tough (stomp) then you
wouldn't (stomp) gone down (stomp) that easy bitch.

Jess stomps her a few more times.

Jess: Let's see how tough you really are.

Jess then grabs Nancy's legs and turns her over for The Star
Treatment, Nancy starts screaming out in pain as Jess pulls back as
far as she can.  Nancy starts tapping out and Jess is ignoring her.

Adam: THIS IS UNCALLED FOR, LET HER GO JESS!

We see Nancy has started crying as the FFC is stomping away on her.

Bradley: Is she crying?  THERE'S NO CRYING IN WRESTLING!

Jess pulls back even further as Nancy passes out.  Jess doesn't let
her go either.

Adam: SHE'S TRYING TO RUIN THIS YOUNG LADY LIKE SHE RUINED POPPY. 
DAMMIT JESS LET HER GO.

Then all of a sudden we hear...

Yeah
And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands
We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans
And all this for the fans, girls, money and fame
I played their game
and As they scream my name
I will show no shame
I live and die for this
And if I come off soft
Then chew on this!

Are you scared?

Devil without a cause
And Im back with the beaver hats
And Ben Davis slacks
30 packs of Strohs
30 pack of hoes

No rogaine in the propane flow
The chosen one
I'm the living proof
With the gift of gab
From the city of truth
I jabbed and stabbed
And knocked critics backs
And I did not studder when I said that
I'm going platnum
Sellin' rhymes
I went platinum
Seven times
And still they ill
They wanna see us fry
I guess because only god knows why
Why why why why why

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy
I'm the singer in black
So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where your at
And say hey hey
I'm givin it back
So say hey hey
Show me some metal
And say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gat!!!!!

Red, White and Blue pyros start to go off loudly and at the entrance
ramp of the arena is none other than Sassy and the fans GO BEYOND
APESHIT!!! 

Adam: AND SASSY HAS SEEN ENOUGH!!!

Sassy comes running down the ramp with a chair in hand.  Sassy slides
into the ring, KD attempts a clothesline, SMACK, down goes KD. 
SMACK, down goes Marz.  SMACK, down goes Ms. Payne.  Bambi picks J-Lo
and takes her outside.  Sassy is in the ring with that chair
beckoning J-Lo to come back in.

Adam: SASSY HAS CLEANED HOUSE AND SHE IS BEGGING FOR J-LO TO GET BACK
INTO THE RING. THE WOMAN'S TITLE IS ON THE LINE NEXT AFTER THIS QUICK
COMMERCIAL BREAK

$$Commercial Break$$

inside of a dim lit gym we see a wrestling ring. And into that
wrestling ring enters JT. And she has a piece of paper in her hand,
and a microphone.

JT: Who are we?
we're people
red-blooded Americans
men and women
young...
and old
we are the stars
the upstarts
the show-stoppers
we are
who we are
we're heels
and faces
we are the drama
the entertainment
we're the leaders
the managers
we're hard-workers
we're VCW
WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!

Adam: Welcome Back to Anarchy, Donna Berwick has just come down and
the EMT's have just taken Nancy out of here.  The FFC has been banned
from ringside and it's just J-Lo and Sassy.
Bradley: COME ON J-LO, WHOOOO HOOOO!!!

Donna calls for the bell.

Adam: There's the bell and the match is underway

<< T >> VCW Women's title match
<< N >> Sassy Lassy (Champion)
<< A >> vs. "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan

Collar and elbow tie up, Sassy with the arm wringer into an arm bar. 
Jess reverses into a hammerlock.  Sassy pats her arm, then she
reverses into a hammer lock of her own.  Jess reverses into a waist
lock into a take down slam and Jess floats over into a front face
lock, she releases it quickly and gives Sassy a few slaps to the back
of the head, then she gets up and poses to the crowd who are booing
the shit out of her.

Adam: A blatant sign of disrespect from the challenger.
Bradley: Yeah, hehe, but it's funny though.

Jess give Sassy the sign to "bring it."  Sassy gets up and we see
another collar and elbow tie up, Jess quickly slaps on a head lock. 
Sassy pushes Jess into the ropes, Sassy with the drop down, Jess runs
over her and bounces off of the other side of the ring, Sassy back
up, leap frog over J-Lo.  J-Lo turns around as Sassy runs off of the
ropes, J-Lo leap frogs over Sassy.  Sassy runs into the ropes, J-Lo
with the drop down showing signs of a monkey flip, Sassy stops
catches J-Lo's legs, opens them, and nails a compacter pin.  Donna
counts...

ONE
TWO

J-Lo gets the shoulder up.

The Crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Sassy slides up a little and bongo spanks the ass on Jess with two
hands.  Sassy rolls out backwards and back to her feet.  Jess grabs
her ass and she rolls over on her knees.

Bradley: LET ME RUB IT FOR YOU JESS!
Adam: I bet you would like that
Bradley: What? You wouldn't?
Adam: I'm a married man Bradley.
Bradley: So... what does that have to do with it?

Sassy poses to the crowd and they all stand up and cheer for her.

"SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY, SASSY..."

Jess smiles a little, then she gets up.  The two square off in the
center of the ring.  Sassy attempts a collar and elbow but Jess kicks
her in the stomach, and quickly places Sassy's head between her legs,
she locks the arms and CRASH

Bradley: THE PEDIGREE, SHE JUST NAILED THE PEDIGREE!!!!!

Jess makes the cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, Sassy gets the shoulder up.

Adam: AND JUST LIKE THAT, WE ALMOST HAD A NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION.
Bradley: DO IT AGAIN JESS, DO IT... AGAIN!!

Jess gets up and she leaps onto the top rope in moonsault position.

Adam: And Jess looks like she's going for a moonsault.

But Sassy nips up and dropkicks Jess in the back.

Bradley: NOOOOOO

Jess falls down and is slumped forward on the top turnbuckle.  Sassy
then leaps over the ropes onto the apron. Then she runs up to the top
turnbuckle and does a sunset flip onto Jess and nails her with a...

TOP
ROPE
POWER
DRIVER

Sassy makes the cover, Donna with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Jess kicks out

Bradley: WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE!!!

Sassy picks Jess up and she attempts a slam, but as she does Jess
rolls her up into a small package, Donna makes the count

ONE
TWO

Sassy kicks out...

The Crowd: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jess gets up and so does Sassy.  Sassy attempts a clothesline on
Jess, Jess ducks then nails Sassy with a release German Suplex.

Bradley: AHAHA A GERMAN JESSPLEX.
Adam: Oh Jeez.

Sassy gets up only to get nailed with a T-Bone Suplex.

Bradley: AHHA, A T-BONE JESSPLEX.

Sassy gets up again and charges after Jess, Jess stops her forward
progress then nails her with a head and arm Tazzplex.

Bradley: HAHA A HEAD AND ARM JE...
Adam: RIGHT... A HEAD IN ARM JESSPLEX.  Look stick to the jokes, let
me do my job here.

Sassy gets up one more time and Jess kicks her in the stomach and she
goes for the Northern lights suplex.  As Jess is falling back with
it, Sassy manages to slide over into a reverse DDT.

Adam: SHE REVERSED THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX
Bradley: AND SHE'S GOING FOR THE COVER, JESS KICK OUT.

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Jess kicks out at the last millisecond.

Jess gets back up and attempts a clothesline, Sassy ducks, when Jess
turns back around she is kicked in the stomach and Sassy plants her
with a...

MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Bradley: AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
Adam: THAT'S TWICE WE HAVE SEEN THAT MOVE USED TONIGHT, SOMEWHERE IN
THIS STADIUM JASON SNOW MUST BE CURSING OUT HIS FELLOW OUTLAW LADIES.
Bradley: Well maybe Sassy, not Star.

Sassy goes for the cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, Jess kicks out.

The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sassy picks Jess up and out of nowhere Jess kicks Sassy in the
stomach and she nails...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Adam: MAKE THAT THREE TIMES.
Bradley: COVER HER JESS, COVER HER.

Jess makes the cover, Donna with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Sassy barely gets the shoulder up.

Adam: THIS THAT VCW EDGE OF YOUR SEAT ACTION.
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT, COME ON JESS.

Jess gets up and she picks Sassy up and she places her on the top
rope.  Jess then leaps onto the ropes and she walks the tightrope,
she speeds it up a little at the end then WHAM, she nails Sassy with
a huracanrana.  By now the crowd is really into this classical
display of moves by these two superior VCW athletes.  Jess leaps over
and makes the cover, Donna leaps with her and makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Sassy gets the shoulder up.

Jess picks Sassy up and she showboats just a little as she does the
giving head motion with Sassy.  But cat like, Sassy leaps up, gets a
side headlock on Jess, Springboard into a...

Adam: SASSY CRASH, SASSY CRASH... IT'S OVER, COVER HER SASSY!!
Bradley: NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOO.  JESS GET UP!!

Sassy and Jess both lay in the middle of the ring for nearly 30
seconds, Donna starts her count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE

Sassy rolls her arm over and lays it on Jess, Donna makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jess kicks out.

Bradley: WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO

Sassy looks up and the look on her face says it all.

Adam: HOW EMOTIONALLY DRAINING, SASSY MUST BE WONDERING "WHAT DO I
HAVE TO DO TO PUT HER AWAY."


Sassy picks Jess up and she places Jess on her shoulders.

Bradley: SHE ISN'T... NO, SHE'S NOT... OH MY G... SHE IS, SASSY IS
GONNA NAIL "JESS INCREDIBLE" ON JESS.

Sassy attempts "Jess Incredible" but Jess spins out and lands on her
feet.  Sassy turns around and she is lifted into the fireman's
carry.  Jess attempts "Jess Incredible" but Sassy holds onto the neck
and Sassy attempts the Sassy Crash, Jess slips out and locks Sassy in
the full nelson, and drops her in a Dragon Suplex pin.  Donna with
the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Sassy kicks out.

The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bradley: WE ALMOST HAD A NEW CHAMPION RIGHT THERE, OH JESUS, ALL OF
THE ACTION IS ON ANARCHY.
Adam: YA DAMN STRAIGHT ON THAT ONE.

Jess gets up and Sassy clotheslines her down. Sassy picks her up into
a fireman's carry, and nails her with...

Bradley: JESS INCREDIBLE, SHE NAILED HER WITH JESS INCREDIBLE.

Sassy makes a cover, Donna makes the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Jess kicks out.

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, JUST INCHES AWAY FROM RETAINING
Bradley: I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!!!  COME ON JESS!

Sassy picks Jess up and attempts to through her into the ropes.  Jess
reverses it into a headlock, springboard, and...

Adam: SASSY CRASH, SASSY CRASH...
Bradley: COVER HER JESS, COVER HER

Jess makes the cover, Donna with the count

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Sassy kicks out.

Bradley: AHHHHHHH, NEITHER GIRL IS GIVING AN INCH ADAM!
Adam: THIS IS WHAT VCW IS ALL ABOUT!!

Jess picks Sassy up and she hangs her up on her shoulders in the
Razor's Edge.

Adam: LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING FOR THE RAZOR'S EDGE.

But Jess sends Sassy crashing down to the mat into a spike pile
driver.

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, WHAT WAS THAT?
Bradley: I HAVE NO IDEA, JESS COVER HER, COVER HER!!!

Jess makes the cover, Donna with the count

ONE
TWO
THR...NO, Sassy gets the shoulder up.

The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Adam: SASSY HAS THE WILL TO WIN, SHE HAS THAT NEVER SAY DIE ATTITUDE.

Jess picks Sassy up and she locks Sassy's arms into hers, then she
hoists Sassy up.

Adam: UH OH, I THINK THIS MAY DO IT.

Jess runs into the middle of the ring does a flip and CRASH, she
drops Sassy on her neck.

Adam: SEATTLE SUICIDE, SEATTLE SUICIDE
Bradley: I THINK WE MAY HAVE A NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION

Jess slowly makes the cover, Donna makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Sassy gets her left shoulder out at the last second.

Adam: SASSY WILL DIE TO KEEP THIS BELT!!!

Right now we are hearing dueling Sassy and J-Lo chants.

Bradley: DO YOU HEAR THIS ADAM?
Adam: YES I DO, HALF OF THE STADIUM IS CHEERING FOR SASSY, THE OTHER
HALF IS CHEERING FOR J-LO.

Jess slaps the mat hard showing her frustration.

Adam: And Jess is getting frustrated.
Bradley: Come on Jess, you've got this match won.

Jess picks Sassy up and sends her into the ropes, Sassy bounces off,
Jess leap frogs over, Sassy stops, Jess runs into the ropes, Sassy
leap frogs.  Jess stops, Sassy runs into the ropes Jess turns around
and sends her airborne then Huracanranas her down to the mat with...

THE
LOHAN
DROP

Bradley: THE LOHAN DROP, WE GOT A NEW CHAMP, THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!

Jess runs over and makes a cover, Donna with the count...

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, SASSY KICKS OUT.

Adam: SHE KICKS OUT AGAIN, MY GOD.
Bradley: SHE JUST WON'T DIE WILL SHE
Adam: HELL NO!!

Jess gets up and starts kicking the ropes.

Bradley: Don't kick the ropes, KICK SASSY.  Stay on her Jess.
Adam: that's great advice, you should be a manager or something.

Sassy nips up and Nails Jess with a kick to the stomach.  She puts
Jess in power bomb position.

Adam: COULD WE SEE ANOTHER MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB?

Sassy lifts Jess in the air, then sends her crashing back down to the
mat in a face buster.

Adam: SLEEPING IN SEATTLE, JESS IS SLEEPING IN SEATTLE.

Sassy makes the cover, Donna with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, JESS KICKS OUT.

Adam: AND JESS WON'T DIE EITHER, BOTH GIRLS WANT THIS SO BAD.

Sassy sits up with the same look of frustration that Jess just had. 
Sassy gets up and she goes to lift a woozy Jess up.  Jess gets Sassy
with a quick single leg takedown into...

Adam: OH NO, SHE'S GOT HER IN THE STAR TREATMENT...
Bradley: RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, WE SAY NIGHTMARE TAP OUT
EARLIER WILL WE SEE SASSY TAP TO THIS MENACING HOLD?

Jess is pulling back as hard as she can, torturing Sassy with the
Star Treatment.  Jess is yelling at Sassy to tap.

Adam: Sassy looks to be in a lot of trouble.

Jess is pulling back with all her might, and Sassy looks like she's
about to tap. "COME ON TAP, TAP YOU BITCH"  Sassy holds her hand out.

Bradley: SHE'S GONNA TAP AGAIN, FOR THE THIRD TIME TO J-LO.
Adam: MY GOD, WE MAY HAVE A NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION.

But instead of tapping Sassy slams her hand down to the mat HARD,
then she does the other one the same way, and she pushes.  Sassy uses
all of her strength left to push up and break the hold.  By now the
fans are stunned.

Adam: SHE BROKE THE HOLD, HOT DAMN SASSY BROKE THE HOLD!!
Bradley: DAMN, SHE DID!!!

Jess rolls off of Sassy into the bottom rope.  Sassy uses the ropes
to pull herself up.  Jess gets up, Sassy attempts a lariat.  Jess
ducks, when Sassy turns around, she catches the Mind Blower.

Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD, THE MIND BLOWER!!
Bradley: AND SASSY JUST GOT HER MIND BLOWN.

Jess goes for a cover, Donna with a count.

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Sassy kicks out.

Bradley: STAY DOWN SASSY, STAY... DOWN!!!

Jess pulls Sassy up by her hair, Donna warns her, Jess picks Sassy up
into a firemen's carry, then Jess spins her off of her shoulders into
an RKO.

Bradley: JESS INCREDIBLE, THAT'S IT, IT'S OVER.  WE HAVE A NEW
WOMEN'S CHAMPION...

Donna checks on Sassy, Jess pulls herself up into the corner.  We
then see some movement in the crowd.

Adam: What's this?

Out of the crowd we see JT hop over the guard railing.

Bradley: WHAT'S THIS, NO, NO, SHE'S GONNA SCREW J-LO.  THIS AIN'T
RIGHT!

JT pulls out a glass bottle and smashes it over the top of Jess'
head.  CRASH, glass goes every where as Jess stumbles out of the
corner.  Sassy nips up and nails Jess with the...

Adam: SASSY CRASH, SHE JUST NAILED HER WITH THE SASSY CRASH!!!
Bradley: NOOOOOOOOOOO

JT jumps off of the apron, Sassy makes the cover, Donna makes the
count.

ONE
TWO
THREE

The crowd all COME TO THEIR FUCKING FEET, as Sassy nips up and Donna
raises her arm in the air. 

Charles: your winner AND STILL VCW WOMEN'S CHAMPION
SASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

Sassy rolls under the ring and her and JT celebrates with the fans.

Bradley: HOW COULD SHE CELEBRATE THAT WIN?  JT ROBBED JESS OF THE
TITLE.   SHE SCREWED HER ADAM, JT SCREWED J-LO.
Adam: JUST LIKE J-LO SCREWED JT AT HELL'S HIGHWAY RIGHT?  PAYBACK IS
A BITCH, I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR JESS ONE BIT.
Bradley: JT'S DAY WILL COME BELIEVE ME.  SHE'S GONNA GET IN THAT RING
WITH J-LO AND GET HER MIND BLOWN.

Jess gets a microphone.

Jess: JT, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU COME INTO THIS
RING AND RUIN MY CROWNING MOMENT?  NEXT WEEK BITCH, YOU, ME, RIGHT IN
THIS VERY FUCKING RING.

Fans ERUPT!!!

Adam: OH MY, DID YA HEAR THAT?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DID.  JT IS IN FOR A WORLD OF TROUBLE FROM THE
TROUBLE MAKER!!!

We fade into JT with a huge smile on her face, and Jess staring a
hole right into her.

Back in the locker room we see Fredrick Ainsworth
preparing for his match. He begins to admire his VCW
championship Title and even fixes his hair, using the
golden shine as a mirror.

Ainsworth: *to himself* Ahhh, I am so much better than
all these jerkasses and they know it.

He smiles and continues admiring his belt.
Then the door is opened and in
walks............................SKID ROW!

Ainsworth turns around a little startled.

Ainsworth: Wha....what the hell you doing in my locker
room?

Skid: Just seeing if the VCW chump...oh I mean champ,
if all set for his match later.

Ainsworth: Real funny jerkass. Look at me, I am the
world champion, you'll never have this belt. What are
you, still the fairy champ of that other company?

Skid: Oh, you must really want me to kick your ass all
over Philadelphia?

Ainsworth: HA! You wouldn't last five minutes with me!

Skid: *laughs* Yeah whatever, lets just see how many
minutes....or should I say seconds you last with Star,
what was that? Under five minutes last time?

Ainsworth: Don't be so cocky Skid Mark, she made your
chump ass tap  too!

Skid: Yeah, at the same time I pinned that bitches
shoulders to the mat!

Ainsworth: Well don't worry yourself with my business,
I'll make sure that bitch gets what's coming to
her.....if you want to kick her ass, try it on your
own time!

Skid: I don't think you'll get the job done
Freddy.....I think you're a bigger bitch than she is!

Ainsworth: Shut up jerkass!

Skid: Hey, I just came in here cause I figured you
wanted some revenge, but if not....whatever.

Skid heads for the door.

Ainsworth: Wait! What kind of revenge we talking?

Skid: The kind where you can redeem yourself from
being made a fool of by Star.

Ainsworth: What do you have in mind?

Skid: Don't worry, I'll see you out there later....

Skid exits, the camera zooms in to show a sinister
grin on his face.

Ainsworth stands there a moment dumbfounded, then
shakes his head and goes back to admiring his title.

Ainsworth: *shaking his head to himself* Jerkass.....

Backstage we see Katya Twiddy with The American Outlaws and the fans
FUCKING LOSE IT.

Katya: Jase, you guys are moments away from going out to the ring and
getting a little payback from Hell's Highway, any words about the
match?
Jase: Yeah, Seven of them... FUCK THE YAPPIN'
The Outlaws/Crowd: LET'S GET THE SCRAPPIN'

"Bodies" hits as Jason and The American Outlaws start walking toward
the ring.

Adam: OUR MAIN EVENT MATCH IS NEXT, STAY TUNED!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see "The Main Event" Jason Snow and his lovely wife "The Toughest
Woman in the Business" Star in the middle of a club dancing. We see
Imani Coppola on stage performing her single "Gravity"

Imani:

My sweet tooth cavity shoots
Pain up in my brain bringin' on the rain
Look at the sad sack frown
So I'm puttin' on my gravity boots
cruisin' around town cruisin' around town
lookin' for a place to get down

And I'll get off my high horse
If you can be my ladder
Make sure the ground below is covered with roses
And I'll take my head out of the clouds
If you can take yours out of your ass
And we can celebrate with a night on the town

But you gotta be down
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me

Jason: Star
Star: Yes baby
Jason: Ain't that Peter Vance over there?

Camera focuses on Vance in the corner talking to Maria Johnson.

Star: Yeah, he's talking to one of the Double mint Twins. But hold
up, ain't that Albatross over there with Bino B?

We see them talking, then all of a sudden we see Albatross and Bino
start swinging on each other.

Jason: HOLY SHIT!
Star: What is it?

The lights come on and we see Sassy Lassy, Jesse Vance-Young, B.B.,
Dy-Nasty, The Roma, The BK Boyz, JV, Mack Taylor, Mark Sanders,
Jessica Lohan, Sinister, Mistress, Fredrick Ainsworth, JT, Sandy
Anderson, and KD. A fight breaks out. Imani Stops performing.
Jason walks over to her.

Jason: What up homie?
Imani: Hey dude, what's going on?
Jason: Nothing much, just about to jump into this fight really
quick. Can I borrow your guitar?
Imani: Sure, you about to play a tune?
Jason: Yep, right on Sinister's head.
Imani: Do you, dude.

Jason smiles at Imani, Imani smiles back.

Star: Stop flirting and come on.

We see Jason and Star get in the middle of the brawl and we hear an
announcer's voice.

*Announcer: FULL THROTTLE VCW'S SUPER SHOW COMING TO YOU LIVE
TUESDAY, MAY THE 31st ONLY ON SHOWTIME.*

"Down with the sickness" hits as we see The A-Team come out to the
loudest BOOS heard all night.

Adam: AND WE ARE BACK FOR THE MAIN EVENT FOLKS, AND THIS ONE IS GONNA
BE A BARN BURNER.
Bradley: Yes it is, OH I CAN'T WAIT.

We have a shot to the ring, where we see our six refs for this fight.

Adam: There are our refs, Donna, Edgar, Brandon, Clifford, and our 2
special guest refs, JFF and his main squeeze Joss.
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS OUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING
COMING DOWN THE AISLE RIGHT NOW IS THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION, FREDRICK AINSWORTH,  ASH AND GEOFF ADAMS, AND THEIR MANAGER
SANDY ANDERSON, THE A-TEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Huge BOOS.

Then the lights go out and we hear "Sour Times Live" by Portishead. 
The lights come back on and we see in the front row, Sinister,
Mistress, and Albatross.

Charles: AND THEIR PARTNERS FOR THE EVENING, SINISTER, MISTRESS, AND
ALBBBAAAAAAAATRRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Then once again the lights go out and we hear the thumps and the fans
totally FUCKING LOSES IT.

Charles: AND THEIR OPPONENTS...

Then we see some Red, White, and Blue Pyro go off as we see the
collective unit known as The American Outlaws enter the ramp way.

"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS..."

Charles: HAILING FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON AND BALITMORE, MD, "THE
PEOPLE'S CHOICE" MAX POWER, "THE MVP" THE BIG NASTY, "THE GREATEST
TAG TEAM OF ALL TIMES" DANNY AND CHAD, "THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE
BUSINESS" STAR, AND "THE MAIN EVENT"
JAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN SNOW!!!!!

THE ROOF BLOWS OFF OF THE BUILDING

Adam: LISTEN TO THESE FANS
Bradley: LISTEN TO THEM? I CAN'T HEAR A DAMN THING.

The bell sounds

Adam: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!

<< T >> Grudge Match
<< N >> The American Outlaws
<< A >> vs. The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress, and Albatross

All 12 superstars are in the ring staring each other down, Jason is
staring down Sinister, Max is on Ainsworth, Star is on Mistress,
Danny is on Ash, Nasty is on Albatross, and Chad is on Geoff.  The
bell sounds as JFF and the other 5 refs sprawl out.  Ainsworth,
Sinister, Geoff, Mistress, Ash, and Albatross all take swings at
their respectable opponents, but each Outlaw ducks and comes up and
when Ainsworth and company turn around, SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK, Tri-
Stereo Chin Checks, Ainsworth and company all fall to the floor.  The
American Outlaws leap outside after them.

Adam: I'd hate to be a ref in this fight.
Bradley: One thing is for certain.
Adam: What's that?
Bradley: Someone is gonna get hurt.

Sinister and Albatross are on the outside double
teaming Jason Snow. But even with the two of the Jason
puts up a hell of a fight. He slams Sinister's head
into the steel steps. Albatross comes from behind and
nails with with a boot to the face.

Chad and Danny meanwhile are putting a huge whooping
on the A-Team. Ash and Geoff are decimated as Chad and
Danny slam their head into one another, and then WHAM
!!!!! Ash is nailed with a dirty vegas......and
WHAM!!!! Geoff is nailed with a dirty vegas. The crowd
goes absolutely FUCKING APESHIT!!!

Max Power heads out to cover Jason's back as Albatross
keeps reeling in the cheap shots. And Nasty has
Mistress backed into a corner, about to make her his
bitch, but she downs him with a sickening shot to his
groin!

Ainsworth and Star make their way up the entrance ramp
as Star continues to beat him all over the arena.
Ainsworth starts heading for the back. When all of the
sudden we see Skid Row! He exits from the curtain with
a chair in hand.....and of all things a Star chair!!

Adam: Oh this means trouble!!!
Bradley: You heard what went down earlier, you had to
expect this.

Ainsworth is almost gleaming as he sees Skid, he turns
around to face Star again, who is now outnumbered. But
Star changes them both anyway. She gets the jump on
Ainsworth but CRACK! She is leveled upside the head by
Skid with her own chair!!!

The crowd is livid with anger.
Crowd: ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE! ASHOLE!

Adam: DAMN IT! DAMN IT! This is not right!
Bradley: Well, she deserved it, I mean you can't
expect Skid and Ainsworth to be happy to have tapped
to her.

Ainsworth grins big as he stares down at Star, he
looks over at Skid.

Ainsworth: You're not as much of a jerkass as I
thought. hehe...

Skid smiles back and extends a hand to Ainsworth who
hesitates, then shakes it....as he does Skid gets a
devious look in his eyes and Ainsworth tries to pull
away from the handshake, but Skid pulls him hard and
lifts him up, Crashing him down into a Skid Row
Riot!!!

Skid then leaves the stage area and heads for the
back. Leaving Star and Ainsworth both out on the ramp.

Jason Snow is oblivious to what transpired as he
continues to put the BEAT ASS! to Sinister. Albatross
is confronted with Max Power who clotheslines him so
hard that he gets plowed right through the guard
railing and even takes out a few seats in the first
and second row! Some fans have to jump out of the way
to avoid being flattened as well!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Meanwhile in the ring we see Danny toss Geoff out of the ring and
into the guard railing.  Danny then slingshots himself from the ring
to the outside on Geoff.  Ash gets into the ring and he runs and
leaps over the ropes into a full plancha onto both Geoff and Danny. 
Chad enters the ring and he climbs to the top rope and he connects
with a suicide Dive on Ash, Geoff, and Danny.

Bradley: Who do these guys think they are, Cruiserweights?

Mistress enters the ring and she runs, does two cartwheels before
flipping over the top rope and landing on Danny, Chad, Ash, and
Geoff.  Albatross enters the ring and he slingshots himself into a
twisting plancha onto Mistress, Ash, Geoff, Danny, and Chad.

Adam: You know what Trips, I think you may be right.

Star enters the ring and she does a full front flip over the top rope
into a shooting star press on Albatross, Mistress, Ash, Geoff, Danny,
and Chad

Adam: FORGET THE X-DIVISION, WE HAVE THE HEAVYWEIGHTS RIGHT HERE THAT
CAN DO ALL OF WHAT THEY CAN DO.  AND HOW STAR IS STILL FIGHTING AFTER
HER MATCH EARLIER IS AMAZING.

Ainsworth and Sinister both get into the ring and they both nail a
straight leap over the top into a flying body press onto Mistress,
Star, Ash, Geoff, Danny, Albatross, and Chad.

Bradley: AHHA, LOOK AT THAT.

Jason and Max both enter the ring and they both run and leap through
the second rope onto the pile.  Big Nasty enters the ring last.

Adam: AND OH LOOK WHO'S LEFT, THE LARGEST ATHLETE IN THE BUSINESS.
Bradley: DON'T TELL ME THAT HE'S GONNA... HE'S NOT GONNA... IS HE
GONNA...

Nasty takes a running charge, everyone including The Outlaws are
waiving him off, but he leaps over the top rope and onto the pile,
very impressive for a man his size.

"HOLY SHIT, VCW, HOLY SHIT, VCW, HOLY SHIT, VCW, HOLY SHIT, VCW..."

Bradley: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?  HE'S 7'4" 550 POUNDS AND HE JUST
LEAPED OVER THE ROPES LIKE HE WAS REY MYSTERIO OR SOMETHING.
Adam: A BIG MAN WITH AGILITY, THAT'S A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.

Sinister gets back up and he and Jason start slugging it out up the
aisle way.

Adam: Those two will fight until the end of the earth if they have to.

Chad finds himself in the middle of the ring, Geoff is one side in
the spear position and Albatross is on the other side in the
Switchblade position.  Chad looks at Albatross, Geoff charges, Chad
leap frogs backwards and WHAM, Albatross connects with the face of
Geoff.  Danny leaps off of the top rope and give a modified X-Factor
to Albatross.

Adam: Great team work from "The Greatest Tag Team of All Time"
Bradley: That's why they are called "The Greatest Tag Team of All
Time."

In the aisle way Jason has gotten the better of Sinister as he calls
Max over.  Max comes running over with some bottles in his hand.

Jason: HEY MAX
Max: WHAT UP DUDE?
Jason: PASS THE COURVOISIER

Max and Jason then proceed to smash those bottles over the head of
Sinister.  In the ring Geoff picks Chad up on his shoulders then
turns him around and Ash drops him in a DDT for "The Snapshot."  Ash
covers, Joss reluctantly counts.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Count was broken up by Star.

Adam: AND WHAT A SAVE BY STAR!!

Star tosses Geoff a chair he catches it and WHAM, he's "Seeing
Stars", Star then proceeds to wail on Ash.  On the other side of the
ring, Sinister belly-to-belly suplexes Danny into Albatross who drops
him in a sit-down Power bomb.  Burns counts.

ONE
TWO
THRE...NO, Star breaks up the count again.

She kicks Sinister in the nuts and DDT's Albatross.

Bradley: SHE MUST BE SUPERWOMAN OR SOMETHING.
Adam: HELL YEAH, SHE WRESTLES FOR DAMN NEAR 20 MINUTES TO START THE
SHOW AND BAM, SHE'S BACK TO KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES IN THE MAIN EVENT.
Bradley: WHAT A WOMAN.

Star gets up but she doesn't see Mistress leaping onto the ropes with
a guitar in hand.

Bradley: STAR WATCH OUT!!

Mistress leaps off of the ropes with that guitar and WHAM, Mistress
is caught with...

THE
CHIN
CHECK

Star grabs the guitar and waits for Mistress to get up, then
CRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  She Double-J's her ass.  Star
then does her best Jeff Jarrett pose with the guitar, before making a
cover.  JFF with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Mistress kicks out

Adam: SHE KICKED OUT, I KNOW SOME MEN WHO WOULD HAVE STAYED DOWN FOR
THE COUNT.
Bradley: MISTRESS IS A TOUGH ONE TOO.

By now Jason Snow and Sinister have made it all the
way up the entrance ramp near the announcer's booth.
Sinister nails Jason a few times and shoves him back
into the UltraTron foundation scaffold. Jason answers
back with some hard shots, and then grabs Sinister and
slams his head into the scaffold. Each time he does
the crowd erupts.

SLAM!

Crowd: ONE!

Jason WHACKS his head on it again.

Crowd: TWO!

Jason pulls Sinister's head back, looks at his face
and smiles and then slams it again. WHAM!

Crowd: THREE!!

He then starts whacking Sinister's head off of it
rapidly. The crowd getting into it heavily!

Crowd: FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!

Jason Pulls him back, looks at him and poses as if he
is considering whether or not to do it again.

Crowd:  JASON! JASON! JASON! JASON!

Jason shrugs to the crowd as if saying "alright then"
and pulls him back a few feet and with a running
start, launches Sinister face first into the scaffold
for a final time.

Crowd: TEN!!!!


Sinister bounces back from the blow and reels, falling
face first near the end of the stage.

Albatross runs up yet again behind Snow and gets the
sneak on him. But Jason turns around and opens a can
of BEAT ASS on Alby ! Jason Plays a ping-pong game
with the crowd as he nails a shot on Alby, watches him
go down, Alby back up, WHACK! back down.....back up.
CRACK! back down....finally Albatross takes a moment
before rising again, and this time her changes Jason,
trying to spear him right off the stage.....but Jason
stops the spear attempt and counters it into THE MAIN
EVENT POWER BOMB!!!

Jason hauls him up and turns, SLAMMING Albatross off
of the stage, sending him CRASHING down 15ft into a
wreck of stage equipment. Albatross is motionless.

Adam: OH MY GOD!
Bradley: Main Event Power Bomb, OFF THE STAGE!!!

Crowd: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY
FUCKING SHIT!

Jason looks out to the crowd

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

Then we see some cans come flying from the crowd and it's cans of
100% Official Jasonade.  Jason catches the cans and downs them. 
Meanwhile near ringside Max has a ladder and he chases Sinister into
the ring with it.  Nasty has a ladder and he chases Ainsworth into
the ring with it.  Max tosses his ladder at the same time Nasty
tosses his.  Ainsworth ducks and Sinister catches the VISCIOUS ladder
clash.  Ainsworth points to his head as if to say that he's smart,
but then out of nowhere, SMACK, he is smashed with four chairs to the
head being held by Jason, Star, Danny, and Chad.  Mistress enters the
ring and she is met with a…

NASTY
CONCLUSION

Nasty makes the cover, Joss makes the count…

ONE
TWO
THR... NO,  Sandy leaps into the ring and breaks the count up.

Adam: NO, GET HER OUT OF THERE, THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER.

Joss nails Sandy with a vicious right hand, knocking her completely
out as the fans go APESHIT.  Sinister comes up behind Nasty, when
Nasty turns around he is nailed with a nut shot, and Sinister plants
him with...

FINAL
SIN

Sinister makes the cover, Hyde makes the count

ONE
TWO
THR…NO, Max breaks up the count.

Max then picks Sinister up and drops him with...

THE
POWER
DRIVER

Max makes the cover, Burns makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Albatross breaks up the count.

Max gets up pissed and is nailed by the

SWITCHBLADE

Albatross makes the cover, Ackerley makes the count

ONE
TWO
THR… NO, Count broken up by Danny and Chad.

Albatross gets up and Chad Irish whips him into the ropes, when he
returns Chad sends him airborne, Danny leaps off of the ropes and
WHAM, connects with an RKO for…

DIRTY
VEGAS

Danny makes the cover, Donna makes the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Count broken up by Fredrick Ainsworth.

Fredrick sends Danny for the ride, Danny is then sent airborne and
CRASH, he is nailed with

FLIGHT
5
8
7

Fredrick makes the cover,  JFF makes the count…

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Star breaks up the count.

Star then picks Ainsworth up and she plants him with…

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Then she quickly grabs his legs then turns him over in…

THE
STAR
TREATMENT

JFF is checking for Ainsworth's submission, Ainsworth has his hand
out and is about to tap, but Ash Adams comes over and breaks the
submission up by nailing Star with a SERIOUS

CRUDE
AWAKENING

Ash makes the cover, Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO
THR…NO, Star kicks out.

Ash jumps up and she kicks him in the nuts and out of nowhere he is
picked up and dropped with…

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Adam: THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB, FROM THE MASTER.

Jason makes the cover, Joss with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... The count is broken up by EVERYONE coming back into the ring
and fighting.

Adam: DAMMIT, THE OUTLAWS SHOULD HAVE WON IT RIGHT THERE.
Bradley: OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST FIGHT I'VE EVER SEEN.  WE'VE
SEEN THE WRESTING MATCHES TONIGHT, NOW THIS IS THE FIIIIIIIIGHHHHT!!

The Outlaws start waylaying on anything that moves that ain't an
Outlaw.  Jason looks at Star, then Star looks back at Jason.  They
both turn around and look at Danny and Chad, then simultaneously they
both push Danny and Chad.

Jason/Star: DANNY AND CHAD!!!

The crowd is starting up because they can feel what's coming next.

Danny/Chad: WHAAAAAATTTTT?

Jason and Star look around.

Jason/Star: GET THE TABLES!!!!!!!

The fans go FUCKING BESERK as Danny and Chad exit to the floor
looking underneath of the ring for Tables.

"ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW…"

Danny and Chad both pull out two tables a piece and they slide them
into the ring.  Max and Nasty both pick up one end of a table and
they clothesline Ainsworth and Ash with it, breaking the wood and
possibly the bodies of the two A-Team members. Ainsworth and Ash are
done for the night.  Sinister gets up and Jason looks at Star

Jason: I'LL HIT `EM HIGH, YOU HIT `EM LOW.

Jason does a spinning double leg kick, just as Star is doing a
spinning
double sweep. Sinister has just been caught by...

THE
SEATTLE
CHAINSAW
MASSACRE

Adam: THE SEATTLE CHAINSAW MASSACRE, THIS IS SPELLING THE END FOR
SINISTER.

Jason and Star both pick Sinister up and place him on a table in the
middle of the ring.  They go to the adjacent corners and set up two
more tables, then they take the ladders that Max and Nasty used
earlier and they place them on top of the tables.

Adam: ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE WHAT I THINK WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE?
Bradley: OH NO, SINISTER'S NOT GONNA LOVE THIS!

Jason and Star both get on the tables and they start climbing those
ladders.  All of a sudden we see a figure moving in the crowd and
it's

JERRI
AINSWORTH

Jerri jumps the guard railing and tries to get into the ring but JFF
and Joss both nail her with their version of...

DIRTY
VEGAS

As JFF tosses Jerri into the air and Joss nails her with the RKO. 
Jerri is out.  Jason and Star are on top of those ladders and they
are posing to the crowd...

"BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND CLYDE, BONNIE AND
CLYDE..."

Jason leaps off at the same time Star does, Jason connects with his
Harlem Hangover at the same time as Star connects with her 5-Star
Frog Splash...

TRUTH
OR
DARE

Jason and Star send Sinister crashing through the table and they both
leap on him for the cover, all six referees make the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE

Adam: HOT DAMN THEY DID IT.
Bradley: OUTLAWS BABY, WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Iron man" by Black Sabbath hits.  As the crowd ALL RISE TO THEIR
FUCKING FEET.

Charles: AND YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH, THHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE AMERICAN
OUTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Adam: WHAT A HELL OF A FIGHT!  WE ARE OUT OF TIME FOLKS, FOR TRIPLE
B, I'M ADAM CAYLE AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, SAME FIGHTING TIME,
SAME FIGHTING CHANNEL.

We fade out with The Outlaws all either standing on the turn buckles
or standing on the ring ropes saluting the fans as JFF, Joss and the
rest of the refs applaud their offering for the night.

*** RESULTS SUMMARY ***

Star defeats Nightmare and retains the VCW World Television title

Rude Crew & Reign of Terror fight to a Time Limit Draw

M.C. Deffstar defeated Mark Sanders in a first blood match

“Sexy” Sarah Twilight defeated Masta Suzie in the third match of the best of 5 series

Sassy Lassy defeated “The Real J-Lo” Jessica Lohan to retain her VCW Women’s title

The American Outlaws defeated The A-Team, Sinister, Mistress & Albatross