Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; Heinz Field

May 10th, 2005

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Outside of Heinz Field we see a black limo pull up with VCW on the
license plate. Out of the limo steps Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo and the
fans boo.

Mr. Ross: Pittsburgh huh? Home of the Pirates *fans cheer*, Home of
the Penguins *Fans cheer a little more*, HOME OF THE STEELERS
*Raucous ovation*
Ms. Russo: More like home of the assholes.

Fans tear the roof off with boos on that one.

Mr. Ross: You see that's why I love you, you think like me.
Pittsburgh isn't gonna know what hit it after tonight.
Ms. Russo: You got that right.

Then Mr. Ross looks at Ms. Russo, Ms. Russo looks back at Mr. Ross
and they start kissing. Mr. Ross pulls away

Mr. Ross: WELCOME TO ANARCHY!
Ms. Russo: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!!

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for
Can't take much more
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again
This is the end
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor

We see and hear the LOUD Pyrotechnics that have gone off and the
camera pans the screaming audience as Anarchy is under way

Adam: WELCOME TO PITTSBURGH, PA TO ANOTHER LIVE EDITION OF VCW'S
TUESDAY NIGHT ANARCHY. WE ARE BROADCASTING FROM THE SOLD OUT HEINZ
FIELD. HELLO FOLKS I'M ADAM CAYLE ALONG SIDE ME IS MY BROADCAST
PARTNER TRIPLE B "BEAUTIFUL" BRADLEY BROOKES
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT AND WE HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF ACTION GOING ON
TONIGHT!

"Bitch" by Meredith Brooks plays and the crowd goes
wild. Sarah makes her way down the entrance ramp.
Charles Holcomb welcomes her.

Charles: Ladies and gentleman, please welcome at this
time....from Los Angeles California..."Sexy" Sarah
Twiiiiliiiight!

She struts along, smirking and smiling as she plays up
to the fans, and very erotically enters the ring, much
to the delight of the male crowd.

We can see the ring is set up with two stools and a
backdrop of stars and constalations. Sarah takes a
mic.

Sarah: Helloooo Pittsburgh!!

Crowd goes apeshit!

Sarah: Welcome to the first edition ever of...The
Twilight Zone!!!

Music plays throughout the arena, the same eerie theme
as the one from the twilight zone television
series.....a distant voice is heard....

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known
to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as
timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between
light and shadow, between science and superstition,
and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the
summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of
imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight
Zone!"


Psychadelic lights and twirling circles spin upon the
Ultratron, Many scenes are shown of past, and present
in VCW mixed with odd scenes never witnessed before
and could only be assumed to be that of things to
come. Finally a huge pyro goes off and the lights come
back on to normal. The crowd is gone completely wild
with chants " Sarah! Sarah! Sarah!"

Adam: The first ever edition of the Twilight Zone, and
we are here live on Anarchy to witness it!
Bradley: I don't know Adam, all that psychadelic stuff
and that crazy voice, just gives me the creeps!


Sarah: *delays just a bit with a large smile on her
face as the crowd continues to cheer, the lights dim
and a single spotlight shines over Sarah and the
stools, she finally begins* My, my, my, my....we have
quite the turnout tonight!

The crowd cheers again and she waits until they
settle.

Sarah: Here in Pittsburgh, on the Twilight Zone....mm,
mm, mm. And how fitting. I mean after all, you are
looking at the winner of the Golden Ticket Ladder
Match!

Huge cheers and pops from the crowd.

Sarah: Buuuut, it just wouldn't be called the Twilight
Zone if there wasn't a twist.....Now this golden
ticket opportunity was meant for one person. That's
right One person to get her two chances at the women's
champion. But as well you all know that didn't happen.
Nope, we didn't have one winner now did we? We had
two!


Huge cheers from the crowd.

Sarah: *sarcastically*Who would have ever thought that
something as flimsy as a ticket would ever rip in half
if you had two people tugging on it?*pauses* Well,
before I go on anymore about all this, we might as
well get the show moving and bring out my very first
guest on the Twilight Zone....she is the other winner
of the Golden Ticket Ladder Match.....Salem's Favorite
Slut!...oops I'm sorry did I say that?
*smirks*....Mastaaaa Suziiie!

"Figured You Out" by Nickelback plays throughout the
arena and the fans are on their feet, the male fans
oogle Suzie just as much as the oogled Sarah. And
Suzie plays it up to the crowd as she heads out to the
ring with a submissive male en-toute, bound by a
chain. Wearing her tight leather and having the rather
large submissive male bound in a face mask.

Sarah welcomes the two into the ring as the lights dm
again producing only a spotlight upon them. Suzie
walks up and stands face to face with Sarah, the male
standing idly by at Suzie's command.

Sarah: Welcome...welcome to The Twili....

Suzie snatches the microphone from Sarah.

Suzie: Woah, hold up! I wanna know what's the deal
with you calling me a slut? I thought everything
between us was ok!

Sarah takes the mic back and smirks looking at Suzie.

Sarah: It's funny you should ask that Suzie because I
have gone through so much trouble to put something
special together for you. But before we get into that.
I wanted to just congratulate you on being my
co-winner of the golden ticket ladder match, must be
great huh?

Suzie: Yeah, we both get title shots, nothing to
complain about there.

Sarah: Mmhm yeah. Well Suzie, ya see. I invited you
out here for a bit of a reaction. Cause well, the
funny thing is, we don't both get title shots honey.
I'm sorry to have to be the one to let you know.

Suzie: What?! What the hell are you talking about?!

Sarah: Woah, calm down now Suzie. I'll explain it to
you, but before I do. It's now that time in the show
where I get to show you what I went through all that
trouble to put together for you.

Suzie folds her arms and looks on as Sarah points her
attention to the Ultratron, now all the lights have
gone out and the eerie Twilight Zone theme begins to
play again as we see images playing of Masta Suzie on
the Ultratron, all in Black and White footage. Agaian
the distant voice is heard.


"This is Ms. Masta Suzie, a sexual deviant who
thrives off of the misfortune and pain of others. Her
leather clothing, whips and elements of bondage give
her a sense of power over all those she encounters.
Using her body as an asset, and being very used to
getting what she wants. The wrestling world is her
stage of S&M. But in just a moment, Ms. Masta Suzie,
will enter a strange kind of Stage, one in which the
power and control she is used to is present in a way
she is not used to. A power that can only be found
in..... the Twilight Zone! "

The black and white footage plays the entire time as
the voice speaks, it shows images of Masta Suzie in
action. Constantly sure of herself. Constantly in
control. The last image it flashes is one of Suzie as
a child, a scred, innocent look upon her face. The
eerie music ends dramatically and when the Lights come
back on, Suzie is visably pissed.

Adam: That has got to be the weirdest thing I've ever
witnessed!
Bradley: Shut up! Shut up already! Damn it I can't get
that creepy voice out of my head!


Suzie stands in the ring with her arms still folded
and she shouts at Sarah.

Suzie: What the hell is that all about? What are you
doing?

Sarah:You act so surprised Suzie, like you didn't know
this was coming.....don't you remember? I mean after
all, You were the one who challenged me in the first
place. You couldn't handle it when I stripped you bare
ass! And you and your slut partner jumped me
afterwards!

Suzie: What?! Sarah this was months ago, we've moved
on since then...

Sarah: No, YOU moved on, just like I knew you would. I
only helped your ass out because I wanted out of OWA.
Hell if it weren't for me you wouldn't even be here
bitch!


Adam:It seems that Sarah did not soon forget the
problems she and Suzie had back in the OWA a few
months ago.
Bradley: Adam, women are veangeful, I don't think it
would have mattered if a few years had passed!

Suzie: Bitch you'd better shut your mouth or I will
shut you the fuck up!

Sarah: Oh you'd love to think that would happen, well
before I give you that chance let me tell you why we
aren't both getting title shots.....ya see bitch, we
are going to be facing off in a series of matches to
prove once and for all who is number one contender.

Suzie: Ha! I'll take your ass anyday! You will
BOW...TO THE MAS....

Sarah: Yeah, whatever. Lets add our little Twilight
Zone irony to this shall we, well Suzie since you are
so comfortable as a slut....oh I mean such a
"dominating" woman, then you would be happy to know
that our matches are going to be a series of
submission matches! The only way to win is to dominate
the BITCH that you are and make you give in!

Suzie: *sarcastic*Oh real nice Sarah, you got me
sooooo good. That is not irony bitch, that just gives
me more of a reason to hurt you!

Sarah just smirks and begins laughing.

Suzie: Something funny bitch? How bout I knock the
fucking smirk off your face huh?

Sarah: Yes as a matter of fact something is very
funny, you see I hadn't gotten to the irony yet......

Suzie looks all kinds of puzzled now.

Sarah: But no sense in waisting more time. Since you
want to know I will tell you. Well Suzie, that series
of matches I was talking about......well the first of
those matches....*pause*

Sarah pauses and grins, her eyes glance behind Suzie
who then turns and as she does she is hauled up by
surprise. The large masked submissive whom she brought
out DEVESTATES her with a chokeslam that almost sends
her through the ring.

Sarah: Starts NOW!!

Adam: MY GOD! Suzie is laid out and we have a
submission match starting here!!
Bradley: And I'll be the first to admit, that was some
irony! Masta Suzie laid out by her own submissive!
This Sarah is one crafty bitch I tell ya!!
Adam: This match is underway when we come back!
Bradley: If it isn't over by then...

$$commercial Break$$

inside of a dim lit gym we see a wrestling ring. And into that
wrestling ring enters JT. And she has a piece of paper in her hand,
and a microphone.

JT: Who are we?
we're people
red-blooded Americans
men and women
young...
and old
we are the stars
the upstarts
the show-stoppers
we are
who we are
we're heels
and faces
we are the drama
the entertainment
we're the leaders
the managers
we're hard-workers
we're VCW
WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!
Adam: We return you live to Anarchy, and we are about
to have our first match of a five match series right
now. During the break Referee Bryan Ackerley has made
his way to the ring.
Bradley: I'll give credit where it is due, I honestly
can say that Sarah got one over on Suzie, and she
clearly will have the advantage in this match, if you
can even call it that!
Adam: I agree Bradley, Masta Suzie I don't think is in
any condition to compete in this match right now!


As we return to the ring Bryan Ackerley is tending to
Suzie, checking over her condition before making a
call on whether to start the match. But Sarah doesn't
wait, she immediately rushes over and puts the boots
to Suzie. She lands hard kicks to her sides and her
back. Suzie curls up and finally Ackerley calls for
the bell to ring.

Sarah smirks, knowing she has full advantage here and
makes use of it. She grabs Suzie's ankles and does a
stepover, planting her feet on the back of Suzie's
knees and reaches down pulling her arms back into a
modified surfboard.

Suzie screams out as she writhes in pain. And Sarah
applies the pressure, devilishly taunting her.

Sarah: Just give up bitch! You have no fucking chance
of winning!

But Suzie holds on, she refuses to quit and endures
the pain for over a minute. Sarah begins getting
frustrated and applies even more pressure to the
torturous hold. Suzie stifles another scream and her
face contorts showing she is in serious agony.

Adam: Sarah looking to put this match away early, and
for Suzie's sake I hope it ends soon!
Bradley: Suzie should just give it up, she has four
more matches to take a victory in. After that
chokeslam I can't believe she hasn't quit already!

Suzie continues to struggle back in the ring, still
locked in that wracking surfboard, she has endured
close to three minutes of agonizing pain and still
refuses to quit. Finally she finds her opening as
Sarah goes to re-apply her pressure, Suzie uses this
momentum to shift her weight and it forces Sarah off
of her.

Sarah is rolled off but doesn't give Suzie any time to
recooperate, she gets up and is right back on her.
Dragging Suzie by her ankles to the center of the
ring, and then. She locks on a figure four leg lock
that sends the volts of pain shooting straight back
through Suzie.

Suzie struggles and writhes as she tries to fight it.
She struggles to shift Sarah over, they battle it out
for a few long moments with Suzie enduring the
pressure the entire time. But finally her efforts pay
off as she uses every ounce of her strength to turn
Sarah over, reversing the hold and now turning it into
a grapevine.

Sarah feels the surging pain enter her legs, and
immediately tries to break the hold. But Suzie won't
let her get away from it that easy. She uses her hands
to hold Sarah's legs in place as she arches all her
weight back, putting immense pressure on Sarah who
screams out now.

Adam: Masta Suzie now getting into this match up with
an offensive!
Bradley: I think these two are nuts! How much pain
could they possibly inflict on each other?!

Sarah scrambles for the ropes, but they are just out
of her reach. The pain in her legs increases as Suzie
applies all the pressure she can, still holding
Sarah's legs down, not letting her break free from the
hold.

After clawing and inching her way, Sarah finally gets
a hand on the bottom rope and Ackerley calls for the
break. But Suzie won't let go, and Ackerley can do
nothing about it.

Sarah screams out in pain, and with her being on the
ropes she cannot tap, but Suzie cannot be disqualified
either in a submission only match. Suzie holds her for
about 2 or 3 minutes and then finally releases. But
the damage has been done to both women who lie on the
mat.

Suzie somehow manages to pull herself to her feet
first. And takes a moment to regain herself.
She sits in wait and shortly after as Sarah makes it
to her feet, Suzie charges her and takes her straight
back to the ground. She beats her with slaps and
closed fists to the face, which can only be described
as showing pure hatred in every shot.

She goes completely wild, letting all of her agression
out on Sarah and finally Bryan Ackerley has to
physically separate her from Sarah. But she goes right
back for her, this time locking her head and arm half
nelson style and locking the other arm to her side,
she then wraps her legs around Sarah's waist and has
her in a cross faced chicken wing.

Bryan Ackerley checks closely as Sarah screams out.
But then his attention is distracted as the male
Submissive take the ring apron. Ackerley is
immediately in his face and warns him off the apron.
Meanwhile the rest of the arena sees that Sarah's hand
is slapping the mat, but without any referee to see
it.

Adam: Sarah is tapping! She's tapping!
Bradley: Yeah, but the ref doesn't see it. She's
technically still in this thing!

Sarah manages to maneuver herself closer to the ropes
and grab a hold of one by the time Ackerley's attention
is back in the match. He calls for the break and Suzie
thinks she's won it. She stands and celebrates her
victory. But then Ackerley informs her that she hasn't
won anything.

The two stand arguing in the ring which gives Sarah
time to get back to her feet. Sarah lunges at Suzie
and pushes her forward, knocking her into Ackerley and
sending him down. Sarah then capitalizes on Suzie and
struggles a bit to lock on a sharpshooter. But she
does get her turned over.

It doesn't take long before Suzie's hand is slapping
the mat. But once again no referee is there to see it
as Ackerley is down. Sarah holds the hold for a long
while with Suzie tapping the whole time.

Adam: Now Suzie is tapping out!
Bradley: This match is insane, it should be over twice
already!

Suzie struggles but she makes her way slowly towards
the ropes after a while, and Ackerley is getting back
to his feet. By now Suzie has reached the ropes, even
with Sarah fighting to keep her away, and Sarah has no
choice but to release the hold.

Sarah grabs Suzie's ankles yet again and drags her to
the center of the ring. She attempts another
sharpshooter but Suzie kicks her off.
Suzie is back up and Sarah charges her, but Suzie
answers her with a step over mule kick which sends
Sarah right down on her ass.

Suzie doesn't waste anytime. She waylays a whipping on
Sarah. With vicious kicks and hard chops to the face.
She lifts Sarah back to her feet , but Sarah gets the
jump on her and drops her down into a jawbreaker.
Again both women are down.

Adam: Bradley, I honestly can't believe that either of
these two women are still in that ring fighting!
Bradley: We are seeing a new definition of the word
tough, I tell you that much!

Sarah starts to stir in the ring, as does Suzie. They
both very slowly rise to their feet. Meeting each
other in the middle of the ring and exchanging
ferocious slaps and hard fists. And then..........
Suzie's face twists in agony as Sarah kicked a field
goal between her legs. a blatant low blow, and their
is nothing that can be done about it.

Suzie's knees buckle and she quivers on the way to the
mat, holding her womanhood as she lay there. Sarah
hoists her up and quickly snares her back with a
T-bone suplex for good measure.

Sarah licks her lips, standing over Suzie as she
hoists her up once more, she signals to the crowd for
a Twilight Zone. The crowd goes wild but then even
more so as we see Sarah's face cringe and the male
fans of the crowd chant "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY
SHIT! and H-L-A, H-L-A, H-L-A!!!"

We see that out of desperation Suzie grabbed herself a
handful of.................BREASTS!
And Sarah screams out as her puppies are twisted and
mauled. Suzie holds them long enough to get back to
her feet. She then grabs Sarah and jumps up, coming
down planting Sarah's head with a Tornado DDT!

Crowd: WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE!

Suzie grins as her fans call out for her to dish out
some more, and obliges to the crowd's delight as she
reaches down and gives Sarah's puppies one final VERY
hard squeeze. There is no way this was a friendly
feel!

Bradley: Adam, Adam did you see?!!!! She had her...my
god!
Adam: Calm down Bradley, the match is still going on.
Bradley: Are you a homo? That was like T&A right here
on TNA!!!


Suzie now with distinct control of the match, hoists
Sarah back to her feet and whips her into the ropes
and on the return, Sarah catches Suzie off guard with
a kick to the gut. Sarah then hauls Suzie in the air
and over her shoulder, she has her in perfect position
for The Twilight Zone, and the crowd is getting built
up into this thing as they stomp their feet and cheers
fill the arena.

But just as Suzie is set into place she wiggles her
way off, and still holds onto Sarah and reverses the
entire manuever into Suzie's dragonsleeper, the BOW TO
THE MASTA!!!!

Adam: She has it she has it locked in!
Bradley: Oh no, it looks like Sarah will be forced to
bow to the masta now!
Adam: Well she deserves it after what she did to Suzie
here tonight!


Sarah struggles and desperately tries to get free, but
Suzie has it locked in completely now and puts on all
the pressure. Now she does some taunting of her own.

Suzie: What now bitch? You WILL BOW TO THE
MASTAAAA!!!!

Sarah continues to struggle, gasping for prescious
air, and Bryan Ackerley is in position, checking her
hand to see if she taps. The hold has been on for some
time now and the crowd is watching on the edge of
their seats as we see Sarah looking like she is about
to tap out. Ackerley with a close eye on things.

Sarah's hand hovers just inches over the mat and she
is using every ounce of her being not to tap, and just
as it looks as she is about to give in, her arm goes
limp.

Suzie still has the hold locked in and Ackerley,
unsure of what to do, decides to count her arms down
for the submission knockout.
He lifts her arm once...........it drops.

Crowd: ONE!!!

He lifts it a second time..............it drops.

Crowd: TWO!!!

He lifts it a third time, and the crowd looks on
closely to see if she stays in
it............................

It drops!!

Crowd: OOOOOH!!!

The bell is rung and it takes about another thirty
seconds before Suzie finally releases the hold,
leaving Sarah there unconscious.

Charles: And the winner of this match.......Mastaaaa
Suuuuuziiiieeee!!!!!

Adam: I can't believe it, even with the odds stacked
against her, Masta Suzie has fought this match out and
taken an early lead in the series!!!
Bradley: I have to say even with the earlier
incidents, that these two women put on a hell of a
showing! What a fight!

Masta Suzie stands dominate over Sarah in a pose
before leaving the ring, just to add insult to injury.
The crowd eats this up and cheers wildly for her! She
sends the chant meter through the roof!

Backstage we see Albatross walking with the ironman title draped ove
on shoulder and his arm wrapped around a busty petite redhead. When
JT walks into the scene with Donna Berwick.

Albatross: Hey JT. Wassup?

J.T.: I just wanted to introduce you to someone.

Albatross: Who?

J.T.: My brother Sirus, Sirus! over here!

Out of nowhere Sirus comes and slams Albatross with a spear, knocking
him back and scaring the redhead woman, who runs off. Sirus then
lifts up Albatross and slams him throught a table with The Grounder
(A Jackknife Powerbomb). He pulls Albatross from the ruins of the
table and the crowd GOES FUCKING APESHIT!!!!!!!!!! Sirus goes for the
cover. Donna makes the count.

1...
2...
3...

Charles: The new Ironman champ is Sirus the Virus.

J.T.: Damn strait!
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love this Iron man stuff. Mr. Ross is
such a genius.


We see shot outside of the stadium

Adam: This is the beautiful Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Bradley: Yeah, and we've had nothing but action so far tonight.

Then we see the camera fall down.

Bradley: WHAT? What the hell just happened?

Then we see the camera picked back up and switched back around into
the face of…

THE
ROMA!

Raymond: Another victim smells THE ROMA!
Bradley: HAHAHAHAHA, do you smell The Roma, Adam?
Adam: Yeah, and it smells a lot like something that stops in this
company.

Inside we see Star walking down the hallway…

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR…"

Adam: LOOK WHO'S HERE BRADLEY!
Bradley: IT'S THE TOUGHEST WOMAN IN THE BUSINESS, STAR!

We see Star walk past Nightmare

Nightmare: Hey Star.

Star walks back.

Star: Hey Tony, what up?
Nightmare: Nothing much, I see you got the week off.
Star: Yep, I had last week off also. What's up with that?
Nightmare: I have no idea, but I see you got a match next week.
Star: Yep, THE OUTLAWS RIDE AGAIN!

The fans CHEER LOUDLY.

Nightmare: Cool, now you know that you trained me right.
Star: Yeah Tony, everybody knows that. Where are you going with this?
Nightmare: I was wondering… if next week you could possibly… give me
a shot at the T.V. title.
Star: Pull double duty? Hmm! I like the idea. But are you ready?
Nightmare: Yes, yes I am.
Star: Are you ready to bleed?
Nightmare: Yes.
Star: Are you ready to give it your all?
Nightmare: YES!!!!!!
Star: Are you ready to… TAP?
The Crowd: OH SHIT!
Adam: THEMS SOUNDS LIKE FIGHTING WORDS.
Nightmare: Now I don't know about all that. Remember you taught me
how to do "The Star Treatment."
Star: That is true, but there's one thing about it that I didn't
teach you.
Nightmare: What's that?
Star: Don't sweet it, I never teach that secret to anyone.
Nightmare: Ahh Cool, so it's me and you next week.
Star: For the VCW TV Title. BUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN… HOLLA BACK!!

Star walks off of the camera, then she comes back in.

Star: BIIII…

Nightmare stops her.

Nightmare/ Crowd: BIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!

Star smiles

Star: Good Luck, Tony.

Nightmare smiles backs

Nightmare: Thanks Di…

Star clears her throat.

Nightmare: Sorry Star.
Star: Much better.

Star walks off and she walks past Mrs. Ross' office.

Mrs. Ross: Hey Star

Star looks in

Star: Hey Mrs. Ross.
Mrs. Ross: Please, please call me Diamond. Come in please.

Star walks in and she looks to her left.

Star: HOLY SHIT!
Mrs. Ross: So you are familiar with our special musical guest at Full
Throttle.

Then we see someone stand up in Mrs. Ross' office and it's…

IMANI
COPPOLA

Fans everywhere in the stadium ALL STAND ON THEIR FEET!

Adam: MY GOD IT'S THE COWGIRL HERSELF IMANI COPPOLA!
Bradley: I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HER IN A WHILE! WHERE HAS SHE BEEN?
Star: Imani Coppola, yes hell. This is my homegirl.

Imani and Star hug as the fans all start cheering.

Imani: Hey girl
Star: What's up, I haven't seen you since we shot that commercial.
Imani: You know Diamond here selected "Gravity" as the theme song for
Full Throttle.
Star: Cool shit.
Imani: Yeah, I'll be there with a good friend of mine.
Star: Who?
Imani: He's a phenomenal rapper from Baltimore, his name is
Albatross. We just call him Tross though.
Star: I've heard of him, he's great on the mic. But you know, we
have a wrestler here named Albatross.
Imani: I've seen him. At first I thought that my eyes were playing
tricks on me.
Star: How so?
Imani: He looks just like Triple-H.
Star: HaHa, Dayum, he sure does. I didn't even notice until just now.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHA, He does look like Trips.
Imani: Too bad Jase couldn't be here, I really wanted to see him.

Star is a bit taken back.

Star: For What?
Imani: Chill Star, it ain't like that. I just wanted to know if you
guys would like to be my back up band?
Mrs. Ross: The AO Experience with Imani Coppola, I like that idea.
Star: OH HELLS YEAH. You got it!

THE CROWD ERUPTS!!

Imani: Thanks, I can't wait till the 31st. That commercial shoot was
crazy though.
Star: Yes it was.
Mrs. Ross: Speaking of which… heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee it is!
Imani/Star: Cool!

$$Commercial Break$$

We see "The Main Event" Jason Snow and his lovely wife "The Toughest
Woman in the Business" Star in the middle of a club dancing. We see
Imani Coppola on stage performing her single "Gravity"

Imani:

My sweet tooth cavity shoots
Pain up in my brain bringin' on the rain
Look at the sad sack frown
So I'm puttin' on my gravity boots
cruisin' around town cruisin' around town
lookin' for a place to get down

And I'll get off my high horse
If you can be my ladder
Make sure the ground below is covered with roses
And I'll take my head out of the clouds
If you can take yours out of your ass
And we can celebrate with a night on the town

But you gotta be down
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me
Gotta be down, gotta be down, gotta be down
gotta be down, down, down, gotta be down with me

Jason: Star
Star: Yes baby
Jason: Ain't that Peter Vance over there?

Camera focuses on Vance in the corner talking to Maria Johnson.

Star: Yeah, he's talking to one of the Double mint Twins. But hold
up, ain't that Albatross over there with Bino B?

We see them talking, then all of a sudden we see Albatross and Bino
start swinging on each other.

Jason: HOLY SHIT!
Star: What is it?

The lights come on and we see Sassy Lassy, Jesse Vance-Young, B.B.,
Dy-Nasty, The Roma, The BK Boyz, JV, Mack Taylor, Mark Sanders,
Jessica Lohan, Sinister, Mistress, Fredrick Ainsworth, JT, Sandy
Anderson, and KD. A fight breaks out. Imani Stops performing.
Jason walks over to her.

Jason: What up homie?
Imani: Hey dude, what's going on?
Jason: Nothing much, just about to jump into this fight really
quick. Can I borrow your guitar?
Imani: Sure, you about to play a tune?
Jason: Yep, right on Sinister's head.
Imani: Do you, dude.

Jason smiles at Imani, Imani smiles back.

Star: Stop flirting and come on.

We see Jason and Star get in the middle of the brawl and we hear an
announcer's voice.

*Announcer: FULL THROTTLE VCW'S SUPER SHOW COMING TO YOU LIVE
TUESDAY, MAY THE 31st ONLY ON SHOWTIME.*

The lights dim, and we hear rock guitars play. This goes on until it
reaches a crescendo of sorts, then drums kick in, and it molds into
the
rock ANTHEM that is "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'n' Roses! And
NOT
ONE FREAKIN ASS IS IN A SEAT, EVERY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE STADIUM IS
STANDING!

Adam: No way!
Bradley: It looks like...
Adam: OH MY GOD! THEY'RE HERE! AND EVERY FAN IS GOING NUTS!

And out of the curtain comes NONE OTHER THAN THE OWA CO=OWNER,
JESUSFISHFOOD, AND HIS BETTER HALF, JOSS KATZ! AND THE FANS ARE GOING
BEYOND,
"BEYOND MONKEY NUTZ!"

Charles: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... PLEASE WELCOME, NONE OTHER THAN
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA'S OWN! CO-OWNER OF THE ONLINE WRESTLING
ASSOCIATION,
JEEEEEEESUS...FISH...FOOOOOOOOOOD! AND "THE FIRST FREAKIN LADY OF THE
OWA"...
JOSS... KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATZ!

JFF and Joss walk down the ramp, arm in arm, and as far as you can
see,
there is not one person sitting down. We see that people are holding
signs, such as "JFF and Joss Are TRUE Wrestling Gods!", "Welcome Home
J&J!" and "ALL HAIL THE CLIQUE!"

Adam: Whoa! I think I MAY have gone deaf!
Bradley: What?
Adam: I SAID... Never mind! I can't hear anything! This ovation is
deafening!

JFF and Joss enter the ring, and the ovation from the Pittsburgh fans
continues as the music fades. The cheering is still totally off the
meatrack, and now we hear chants of "J-DUB-F! J-DUB-F!", "JOSS!
JOSS!" and
even chants of "CLIQUE! CLIQUE!"...

Adam: This is a chilling feeling I got. This great sellout crowd here
in Heinz Field is making an OVERWHELMING amount of noise...

The cheering and the chants continue, and JFF holds the mic up, and
the
crowd, in a show of respect, actually quiet down...

Adam: JesusFishFood, back in his home field, so to speak.
Bradley: And he's here on Anarchy!

JFF: OK... This is how we start this shit off.
PITTSBURRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
WHO THE FUCK HAS COME... THE FUCK... HOMMMMMMMMMMMME?!?
Crowd: J...DOUBLE...F!

Joss then grabs the mic...

Joss: AND WHO ELSE HAS COME AS WELL?!?
Crowd: JOSS! JOSS! JOSS! JOSS!...

JFF retakes the mic...

JFF: Wow! From ringside through to the nosebleeds, I saw something
that
I ONLY see in the FOUR... ONE... TWO! *more cheers!* And that was NOT
ONE PERSON SITTING THE FUCK DOWN! THAT WAS EVERY MOTHERFUCKER UP ON
THEIR FEET AND IN OUR FACE! AND SO, PITTSBURGH, I CAN SAFELY SAY I
HEARD
YOU! BUT PLEASE, CONTINUE... MAKING... SUM... MUTHAFUCKING...
NOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!

And every fan becomes rowdy as how a VCW fan can! Joss retakes the
mic...

Joss: And VCW... you knew that when you put down on your schedule -
Anarchy, May 10th 2005, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA... that you'd be
getting a visit from two of the greatest superstars to ever come out
of the
OWA. And ever since the house show in Hershey, we've been squashing
the
beef with the various VCW wrestlers. Because J has a motto, and it
goes
something like this.

JFF takes the mic...

JFF: You see it's "Fuck the bullshit, fuck the beef, leave it for the
ring and KICK..IN...SOME...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!"

The fans go wild as all hell...

JFF: And in case y'all don't know what I'm talking about, I'll
explain
it one more time, in more... simple language.

OWA and VCW beefin... EQUALS... BAD.
OWA and VCW squashing the beef... EQUALS... GOOD.
And OWA and VCW wrestlers BUSTING HEADS INSIDE THE SQUARED CIRCLE...
Joss!

We see that Joss has an apple in her hand. She takes a bite out of
it,
and retakes the mic...

Joss: *in her best Carlito accent* Now THAT'S... *holds the mic up to
the crowd...*
Crowd: COOOOOOOL!

And the fans lose their noodle again!

Adam: Haha!
Bradley: That was funny.

Joss: Now, we came out here to let all you great VCW fans know, that
we
are IN THE HOUSE... No, no, NO! WE ARE IN THE HOME... OF THE
MOTHERFREAKIN...
Crowd: STEELERS!
Joss: To quote your color man...
Joss/Crowd: DAMN RIGHT!

Bradley: Yeah, that's me alright!

JFF: Now folks, I got some words for all the fans, and all the guys
in
the back... and two guys in particular should know what I'm talking
about, and to quote ONE of those guys...
*clears throat...*
ONE HALF OF THE MOTHERFUCKIN CLIIIIIIIIIIQUE! IS IN THIS MOTHER
FUCKER!

The fans totally lose it, and chants of "CLIQUE CLIQUE!" "J-DUB-F!
J-DUB-F!" and now, "JASON! JASON!" drown out any other noise...

JFF: THE LORD OF THE JESUSFISH IS IN...
Crowd: PITTSBURGH!
JFF: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE AT?
Crowd: PITTSBURGH!!
JFF: ALL HIS J-DOUBLE-F-ITES ARE IN...
Crowd: PITTSBURGH!!!
Joss: AND ALL THE JOSSIE-ITES ARE IN...
Crowd: PITTSBURGH!!!!

The fans go totally crazy...

Adam: These two can't do wrong!
Bradley: Awesome rendition of the Main Event's lines...

JFF: And folks, that was a shout out to the other half of the Clique,
and need I MENTION their names?

The fans chant "HELLS NO!" then chant "BONNIE AND CLYDE! BONNIE AND
CLYDE!"...

JFF: YOU DAMN RIGHT! And to quote our buddies ONE MORE TIME...

The fans cheer, as they can anticipate what's coming next...

JFF/Joss: IT'S A HOMECOMING BITCHES, AND
PITTSBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGH...
Crowd: YOU... ARE... INVITED!

JFF throws the mic over his shoulder, and "Welcome To The Jungle"
re-plays, and by now, every fucker is standing as JFF and Joss exit...

Adam: Wow! What a homecoming for JFF and Joss!
Bradley: And they get to do it all again tomorrow night on Chaos!
Adam: Well, Joss could be their Women's Champ, and JFF has a "Rumble
In
The (412)" to fight, but folks, that's tomorrow, same rasslin time,
different rasslin channel, but this is NOW! THIS IS ANARCHY!
Bradley: IT'S VCW ACTION BABY!

We see someone moving in the crowd.

Bradley: What's going on?

Then we see Raymond Roma jump over the guard railing and slide into
the ring.

Adam: What does this psycho want now?
Raymond: Apparently The Roma still not taken seriously. The Roma has
warned the powers that be, that if The Roma is not taken seriously
more people will smell The Roma. So once again The Roma is left off
of the program, but NO, The Roma isn't going out like that.

Raymond starts looking over the audience

Adam: We don't take him serious because he doesn't have an original
gimmick.
Bradley: WHAT? You don't like The Roma Adam?
Adam: CAN'T STAND THE ROMA!
Bradley: HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE THE ROMA? I LIKE THE ROMA, THE ROMA
IS GOOD!
Raymond: The Roma will stand in this ring all night until The Roma
gets a match, and that… IS THAT!
Adam: Is he serious?
Bradley: Damn right he is.

Then all of a sudden the lights go out, and we hear…

You're with your baby
And you're parked alone
On a summer night
You're deep in love
But you're deeper in the woods
You think you're doin' alright
Did you hear that voice
Did you see that face
Or was it just a dream
This can't be real
That only happens, babe
On the movie screen
Oh, but he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole

As "He's Back..." by Alex Cooper hits Nemesis comes down to the ring
and The Roma looks Sacred.

Adam: HOT DAMN IT'S NEMESIS
Bradley: I BET THIS ISN'T WHO THE ROMA WANTED. RUN RAYMOND RUN.

Nemesis slides into the ring and The Roma starts pounding away on
him. Nemesis no sells and gets up and grabs The Roma by the throat
and choke slams him with maximum force.

Adam: MY GOD WHAT A CHOKE SLAM!

We see Brandon Ackerley run down to the ring and he slides in.

<< T >> Impromptu match
<< N >> Nemesis
<< A >> vs. The Roma

Raymond gets up and he is kicked in the stomach and planted into the
mat with a last ride so hard the ring trembles.

Adam: WHAT POWER BY NEMESIS!
Bradley: AHHHHHHH, GO SAVE THE ROMA ADAM.
Adam: I opt to not.

Nemesis picks The Roma up and he signals to the crowd and the all
STAND ON THEIR FUCKING FEET!

Adam: IS THIS IS? IS THIS THE TRAGEDY?
Bradley: AHHKKKK! I HOPE NOT, I CAN'T LOOK!

Nemesis then hoists The Roma up and drops him with a reverse Power
Bomb.

The Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Adam: THE TRAGEDY, HE NAILED THE TRAGEDY!

Nemesis goes for the cover and he hooks the leg. Brandon makes the
count.

ONE
TWO

Bradley: NO, GET UP RAYMOND, GET UP!

THREE

The Crowd cheers as the bell rings and the lights go out, and when
they come back on Nemesis has vanished.

Bradley: LOOK AT THAT HE VANISHED! HE LEFT QUICKER THAN HE FINISHED
OFF THE ROMA. GET UP RAYMOND!!

Backstage we see J.T. walking towards the entrance to the stage when
Chad enters the scene and the fans BLOW THE ROOF OFF the place.

J.T.: Hey Chad!!
Chad: Hey JT!! Good luck on your match!
J.T.: Thanks *winks*
Chad: O…kay.
J.T.: Hey, you are looking damn good tonight. What are yooooooou
doing later, Or should I say who?
Chad: Uhhhhh, I'm gonna chill out tonight, maybe kick it with Jase,
Danny, Star, Max, and Nasty a little later. How about you?
J.T.: Well after I totally kick Marz's ass, I'm gonna go back to my
hotel room, and take a nice long, hot, bubble bath, all by my
lonesome. Don't you wanna join me... Chaddy?

The FANS BLOW THE ROOF OFF WHEN THEY HEAR HER SAY THAT!

"J.T. AND CHAD, J.T. AND CHAD, J.T. AND CHAD, J.T. AND CHAD..."

Chad looks a little puzzled.

J.T.: Just think about it, I have my match up next.

J.T. walks off to the ring as Chad scratches his head. "Bodies" hits.

Adam: WELL FOLKS WE HAVE J.T. VS. MARZ AND IT'S COMING UP NEXT

$$Commercial Break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!

Sirus is walking backstage with the belt heading for the locker room
when Edgar Hyde walks onto the scene.

Sirus: Who are you?

Edgar: I'm Edgar Hyde. I'm one of the referees, Johnny Vegas told me
to meet him here.

Sirus: Who the hell is Johnny Veg-

BAM!!!!!! Johnny Vegas slams Sirus the Virus over the back of the
head with a steel chair. Successfully knocking him flat. Johnny goes
for the cover, Edgar Hyde makes the count.

1...
2...
3...

Charles: AND NEW IRONMAN CHAMPION, JOHNNNNNNNNNNY VEGAS.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you know Adam that belt changing more
hands than Jennifer Lopez's ass in Hollywood.
Adam: Welcome back to VCW, I am Adam Cayle and sitting next to me
is "The Beautiful" Bradley Brooks. We are just moments away from
seeing the grudge match between newcomer J.T. against Female Fight
Club Member, Marz.
Bradley: I can't wait to see this match, Adam. So far J.T. is 1-0 vs.
FFC members and I am sure that Marz doesn't want to become just
another statistic.
Adam: Yes, but I am rooting for J.T. Those jezebels from the FFC,
namely Jessica Lohan have no business getting into J.T's face the way
that she has.
Bradley: I think that you are mad that she won't give you the time of
day.
Crowd: U MAAAAAAAD? I THINK U MAD. U MAAAAAAAAD U MAAAAAAAAAD
The audience chats are deafening!
Adam: Sounds like we have an audience full of Jason Snow fans!
Bradley: Can you blame them, first off he is an Outlaw. Secondly, he
is the Main Event and last but certainly not least, he is the
greatest wrestler that anyone has ever seen and he isn't too bad with
the microphone as well.
Adam: Sounds like we have a Jason Snow fan here at the announce
table. I think Bradley needs to wipe his nose as it is getting a
brown spot on the tip of it.

We see Bradley wiping at his nose and you can hear Adam laughing
hysterically.
The lights in the arena go dim and strobe lights flicker throughout
the arena as the acoustic version of "Cold" by Crossfade is blaring
throughout the sold out stadium. All of a sudden at the entrance ramp
we see Marz coming down to very loud boos and we see Charles Holcomb
putting the microphone up to his lips getting ready to announce the
next match.

Charles: Introducing first, hailing from Columbia, South Carolina and
weighing in at 145 lbs, Female Fight Club Member,
Maaaaaarrrrrrrzzzzz!

Marz is sticking up her middle finger to all that she passes as the
boos throughout the arena get louder and louder. Marz slides inside
the ring and throws her fist up from ring post to ring post looking
out at the capacity crowd.
Suddenly the lights black out completely as a familiar song fades in.



"Circling your, circling your, circling your head,

Contemplating everything you ever said

Now I see the truth, I got doubt

A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out

See you later

I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold

See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah)

Well now that's over

I see your motives inside, decisions to hide"
Blue and White pyros go off as J.T struts in and a strobe light goes

off and on.



"Back off I'll take you on

Headstrong to take on anyone

I know that you are wrong

Headstrong we're Headstrong

Back off I'll take you on

Headstrong to take on anyone

I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong

I can't give everything away

I won't give everything away"



J.T. steps into the arena and climbs onto each turnbuckle in turn.

Raising her arms to the screaming fans.



"Conclusions manifest, your first impressions got to be your very
best

I see you're full of $#!T, and that's alright

That's how you play, I guess you'll get through every night

Well now that's over

I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold

See inside, inside of our heads (yeah) Well now that's over

I see your motives inside, decisions to hide"
Charles: Introducing next, hailing from Hartford, Maine and weighing
in at 125 lbs, JJJJJJJJJJTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
The two girls come together in the ring and the match begins.
< V > Women's Grudge Match
< C > J.T vs.
< W > Marz

The referee, Donna Berwick, calls for the bell and the match begins.
J.T and Marz doesn't wait too long before tying up in the middle of
the ring and then J.T gets the upper hand as she gets an over the
shoulder arm drag on Marz sending her to the mat.
Adam: J.T is yet again showing her stuff to the FFC and ultimately to
Jessica Lohan!
Bradley: I think that Adam wants to get inside of J.T's pants.
Adam: No, I think that J.T has her eyes set on somebody else!

J.T picks up Marz and gets an arm drag with leg throw on Marz and
then starts throwing a right and then a left…right, left, right. The
referee, Donna Berwick, makes J.T stop punching Marz.

Adam: J.T certainly hasn't let her beef with the FFC or J-Lo go by
yet.
Bradley: What did J-Lo and the FFC do that was so bad?
Adam: You would have to ask, wouldn't you? I think that everyone in
the audience and our fans at home know exactly why J.T hates J-Lo.

J.T gets up and nails a midair drop kick on Marz and goes for a quick
cover but Marz kicks out right away. JT does an arm bar take down on
Marz but she quickly recovers starting to punch JT in the stomach
with rights and left and then she starts kicking her in the stomach
making her drop to her knees. Marz continues to kick JT until she is
sitting on the mat, and then she quickly tries to capitalize on the
situation by locking in a figure four on JT.

Adam: Nice move by Marz but I still think that she can get out of
this. JT is tough!
Bradley: Marz is tough too. She has been taught by Jess and all.
Adam: There you go again, trying to get down J-Lo's pants.
Bradley: Can you blame me?

J.T counters the figure four leg lock by getting the upper hand and
twisting around putting the pressure back on Marz. Marz reaches for
the ropes and Donna Berwick makes J.T break the hold.

Adam: Nice counter by, J.T and the referee makes J.T. break the lock.
Bradley: Any longer and Marz might have been tapping to J.T and I am
sure that Jess wouldn't have been too happy about that.

J.T gets up first as Marz gets up very slowly and it is obvious that
she is quite hurt. J.T takes this opportunity to give Marz a bulldog
and then after that climb up to the top rope and land a HUGE swan
dive on Marz and you can see her writhing in the middle of the ring
from an excruciating amount of pain.

Adam: Let's see if J.T can capitalize on this!
Bradley: If things keep going the way they look like they are going,
I don't see why she couldn't.

J.T hops on the top rope again while Marz is still down and waits a
little before she leaps high off the turnbuckle attempting to land a
flying frog splash on J.T but Marz gets her knees up and nails J.T
right in the stomach and now both women are hurting in the middle of
the ring.

Adam: Ouch! Did you see that? Great move by Marz!
Bradley: I didn't think that you would see anything good about any
one of the members of the FFC. We all know how you feel about Jess…
Adam: That might be true, but I can recognize a good move when I see
one.
Bradley: Good to see that, Adam. I would though if you didn't…

J.T gets up first and goes to the outside of the ring and pulls out a
chair from underneath the ring, "The Star Chair".

Adam: Jess isn't going to be too happy! J.T just used the Star Chair!
Bradley: I bet that her good buddy, Sassy told her about it.

Marz gets up now but the quickest one in the ring is J.T as she lands
a drop kick on Marz using "The Star Chair" sending her into the ropes
and making her bleed at the same time and setting her up for the 619.

Adam: J.T capitalizing on this match. Even when you think that she is
out, she comes back swinging. This is one tough woman!
Bradley: Yeah, even I have to admit that J.T is doing things that I
never would have thought that she could do.

J.T swings her body around and nails a hellacious 619 on Marz and J.T
tries to cover as Donna Berwick is there to make the count…
1…
2…
at 2 ½ Marz kicks out as J.T almost got the fall…
J.T waits for Marz to get up and as she does, J.T leaps up and wraps
her legs around Marz's neck and pulls off a beautiful head scissors
kick on her and Marz is looking worse for the wear.

Adam: Marz is looking quite tired now. I wonder if she can pull out
of this.
Bradley: It might be too late and I am sure that Jess isn't too happy
watching this.

J.T starts pounding her foot into the mat watching Marz and at the
same time rallying the crowd.

Adam: It looks like J.T is looking to get the Rattler on Marz. We
both know it will be all over if she nails it…
Bradley: I hate to admit it, but Adam I think that you might be
right! Marz, watch out, don't let J.T get the Rattler!

J.T is stomping on the mat watching her opponent. Marz gets up dazed
and confused. She doesn't realize what awaits her. J.T slams her leg
into Marz and making her fly hard into her face and sending her hard
into the mat.

Adam: Did you hear the power of that, Bradley? Looks like Jess is
gonna be mad, J.T got the Rattler on Marz and it doesn't look like
she can recover from this one.
Bradley: Don't count her out just yet!

J.T lifts up Marz's leg and goes for the cover as Donna Berwick is
already on the mat waiting to count.
1…
Crowd: 2…
Donna and the crowd: 3…
Donna Berwick calls for the bell.
Charles: The winner of this match, J.T!
The fans in Heinz Field all start going WILD for J.T. as she stands
on the ropes and salutes the fans.

Adam: WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE VCW ACTION, AFTER THIS QUICK
COMMERICIAL BREAK!!!

$$Commercial Break$$

We hear "Heart Shaped Box" start up and we hear an announcers voice

Announcer: The Triumph, the tragedy, the thrill, the ride. If you
witnessed VCW HELL'S HIGHWAY, then you are missing what wrestling
insiders are calling the best Pay-Per view in the last ten years.
The Triumph, the tragedy, the thrill, the ride... Order the encore
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"Shut the fuck up" by Brides of Destruction hits and Mr. Ross along
with Ms. Russo on his arm comes out power walking, and the fans are
raining down the boos on his ass.

Adam: Just look at this classless bastard.

Mr. Ross holds the ropes open for Ms. Russo, Ms. Russo does a little
sexy pose while getting into the ring.

Bradley: WHOOOO HOOOO, Ms. Russo is looking HOT tonight.

Ms. Russo stands in the middle of the ring and does a sexy pose, and
the male audience members are TOTALLY LOSING it.

Mr. Ross: THAT'S RIGHT TAKE A LOOK, TAKE A LONG LOOK YOU PIECES OF
TRASH. THIS IS AS CLOSE TO A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN AS YOU PITTSBURGH
JERKALS ARE GONNA GET!

The fans REALLY lay on him with the BOOS

Mr. Ross: Anyway… onto why I came out here. Normally in a shitty
city such as Pittsburgh, I wouldn't waste my time to breathe your
stinking air. I mean really, you all are a bunch of LOSERS!
Adam: Oh my… He's really lost it.
Mr. Ross: I mean think about it. You don't have an NBA Franchise,
Your Steelers choked in the Playoffs last year. Your Pirates haven't
been to the playoffs since Barry left and went to San Francisco. And
Hell, your Hockey Team isn't playing. And if they did play… THEN
YOU'D STILL SUCK! I HATE YOU, I HATE ALL OF YOU! *Starts pointing
at Random audience members* I HATE YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU AND YOU!
PITTSBURGH, PA, ALL OF YOUR WOMEN LOOK LIKE MEN!

"ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE…"

Mr. Ross: NONE OF YOUR WOMEN LOOK LIKE BECKY! LOOK AT HER, AND DREAM
ABOUT BEING WITH SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELVES
PITTSBURGH, LOOK AT ALL THE SHEMALES YOU HAVE SEX WITH! I HATE YOU
ALL WITH A PASSION! But that is not why I came out here.
Adam: Gee, I couldn't tell.
Mr. Ross: First of all over this past weekend, I did some things that
were WAY out of my character. And in the process I may have offended
a few people, one of which is from right here in Pittsburgh, PA

Fans start to cheer

Bradley: AHAHHA Cheap pop.
Mr. Ross: *to the fans cheering* Pittsburgh please, do as my theme
says and "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

The fans start booing again.

Mr. Ross: Look, to anyone that I may have offended with my comments
in Hershey, as a man of class, I do sincerely apologize.
Adam: Well, I guess he does have a little class.
Bradley: WHAT? Mr. Ross is like a 24 hour school day… ALL CLASS!
Ahahahahaha.

Some fans start clapping.

Mr. Ross: STOP CLAPPING YOU ASS SHEEP! I'M NOT DONE YET!

Fans Start BOOING his ass even louder.

Mr. Ross: NOW, I've contacted both Sinister, and "THE MAIN EVENT"
JASON SNOW!

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON…

Adam: LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD!
Mr. Ross: Shut up! Now they have agreed to meet up in this ring…
*Fans cheer loudly* but the only thing, the only catch IS they need
to find… PARTNERS. So I assume that The American Outlaws will be
with Jason. Sinister, you need to find you some friends and find
them fast.

Fans start cheering

Mr. Ross: DON'T CHEER, DON'T YOU DARE CHEER YOU FUCKING ASS GOBLINS.
DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BECKY, SO WE
CAN HAVE SEX! YOU HEAR THAT DIAMOND, ME AND BECKY ARE GONNA HAVE SEX
AND LOTS OF IT! AND UNLIKE YOU, YOU DAMNED VEGETABLE, SHE KEEPS ME
UP…
Rebecca: ALL… NIGHT… LONG!!

The guys in the audience cheer, the ladies BOO, "Shut the Fuck up"
hits again and we see Mr. Ross and Ms. Russo exit the ring amongst
heavy boos.

Johnny Vegas strolls backstage towards the parking lot, looking as if
he's on top of the world. Then
CRRRAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's knocked out cold by
Mistress, who cracked a 2x4 right over the back of his head. And the
fans are PISSED!!!!!!

Adam: Hot damn! I bet you can hear the booing from the parking lot.

Bradley: Hell, I bet the whole state can hear this booing!!!!

Mistress: Your 15 minutes of fame are up, Johnny Boy.

Albatross walks into the scene and the fans are booing even louder,
if that's even possible. He makes the cover and it's Byron Ackerley
with the count!

1...
2...
3...

Charles: HERE IS YOUR NEW IRONMAN CHAMPION...
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHA, For the millionth time...
Charles: ALBAAAAAATTTTTTTRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Albatross smashes the window on Johnny's Ford Explorer, and he hops
in. He unlocks the passenger side and Mistress hops in and they pull
off.

Bradley: LEAVE, LEAVE, LEAVE... AHAHAHAHAHAHA, HE DOES IT AGAIN!
Adam: well I'll be.

Then we hear...

[Eminem] Oww ba-byy!

[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-DOING DOING DOING!

As "Ass like that" by Eminem hits, Jessica Lohan comes out to a very
hostile ovation

Adam: just look at her.
Bradley: She is beautiful isn't she?
Charles: THIS NEXT MATCH IS A SUBMISSION MATCH, WHERE THE ONLY WAY TO
DEFEAT YOUR OPPONENT IS TO MAKE THEM TAP OUT OR SAY "I QUIT". AND IF
JESSICA LOHAN CAN WIN THIS MATCH SHE WILL BE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER
TO THE VCW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP. INTRODUCING FIRST FROM SEATTLE,
WASHINGTON, SHE IS THE LEADER OF THE FEMALE FIGHT CLUB, "THE REAL J-
LO" JESSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOHAN!!!

Fans totally BOO the shit out of her. The lights in the arena go
out and the music of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" blares throughout
the arena.

"Uh huh, this my sh*t
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Oooh, this my sh*t, this my sh*t
Oooh, this my sh*t, this my sh*t
Oooh, this my sh*t, this my sh*t
Oooh, this my sh*t, this my sh*t

I heard that you were talking sh*t
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up"

Red, White and Blue pyros start to go off loudly and at the entrance
ramp of the arena is none other than Sassy and the fans GO BEYOND
APESHIT!!!

Charles: AND NOW INTRODUCING FROM MIAMI, FLORIDA, SHE IS AN AMERICAN
OUTLAW AND SHE IS THE CURRENT VCW WOMEN'S CHAMPION THIS IS
SAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
LAASSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY

Adam: This is gonna be a barnburner.

Referee Donna Berwick calls for the bell.

<< T >> SUBMISSION MATCH
<< N >> Sassy Lassy (VCW Women's Champion)
<< A >> vs. "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan

Jess walks over to Sassy and she gets in her face smiling and we see
Jess make the tapping motion to Sassy. Sassy gets upset and starts
nailing Jess with some vicious rights to the face.

Adam: AND LOOK AT SASSY GO!
Bradley: OH NO, NOT THE FACE.

Sassy pulls on Jess' arm as if she's trying to get her in the
crippler crossface, but Jess is holding onto the ropes.

Bradley: HOLD ON JESS, HOLD ON!

Sassy kicks Jess in the ribs and Jess lets go of the ropes and Sassy
gets her onto the ground and she's trying to lock in the cross face,
but Jess is fighting.

Adam: And Jess is fighting with everything she's got.
Bradley: She better, or she will be tapping.

Sassy is still trying to get the cross face locked on Jess but Jess
rolls up and wraps her legs around the head of Sassy.

Adam: Beautiful Head scissors being applied by J-Lo.
Bradley: I wonder if I could switch places with Sassy right now?

Jess tightens up on the head scissors a little as Donna checks for
Sassy's submission. Sassy starts fighting it, she punches on Jess'
thighs until Jess loosens up the pressure just enough for Sassy to
nip out.

Adam: and Sassy is back up.

Sassy gets up at the same time Jess does, Sassy with a kick to the
stomach she nails an inverted twist of fate on Jess. Sassy runs over
to Jess and attempts a Sharpshooter.

Bradley: FIGHT IT JESS, PLEASE FIGHT IT!

Jess fights out of it and kicks Sassy away. Jess nips up, Sassy
charges at her, Jess sends her airborne and CRASH, Sassy is dropped
in...

THE
LOHAN
DROP

Bradley: THE LOHAN DROP, HAHA.
Adam: BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA GET IT DONE TONIGHT, SHE HAS TO MAKE SASSY
TAPM AND SHE CAN'T DO IT.

Jess gets up and runs over to Sassy and tries to get the Steiner
Recliner on her, but Sassy fights it, and she flips over onto her
back then kips up and BOOM, she gets Jess onto the mat, and she
finally locks on the dreaded

CRIPPLER
CROSSFACE

Bradley: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, JESS FIGHT IT, GET OUT OF IT. DON'T TAP
PLEASE DON'T TAP.
Adam: TAP YOU JEZEBEL, TAP DAMN YOU TAP!

Jess is screaming out in pain, Donna is checking for her submission,
but luckily for Jess she was near the ropes, Jess kicks out her leg
and puts it on the bottom rope.

Bradley: AHHA, SHE GOT THE ROPE! WHEWWWWWWWW!!!

Donna starts the count for Sassy to let Jess go.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FI... Sassy let's Jess go. Sassy picks Jess up drops her with a snap
mare take over into a reverse chin lock.

Adam: a reverse chin lock on J-Lo, Sassy is trying to get the
submission this way.

Sassy has Jess locked in tight, but Jess rises to her feet, then
drops down for a Jaw Breaker.

Bradley: OHHHHHHH, NICE COUNTER FROM J-LO!

Sassy is holding her chin and Jess is holding the top of her head.
Jess makes it to her feet first and she goes over to Sassy and
attempts a Sharpshooter but Sassy kicks HER back into the ropes.
Sassy nips up only to get met with a super kick from J-Lo.

Bradley: WHOOOO HOOOO
Adam: A CHIN CHECK, DAMMIT!

Sassy falls into the corner and Jess has a smile on her face as the
crowd is booing the hell out of her.

Adam: What the hell is she thinking about?
Bradley: I THINK IT'S ASSMISSION TIME, WHOOO HOOOOOO!

Jess walks over to Sassy and she's about to deliver the assmission,
but Sassy wakes up quickly and she leaps up and drops Jess down in a
reverse X-Factor. Sassy then goes into her tights and she pulls out
a sock and the fans go wild.

Adam: WHAT'S THIS, WE HAVEN'T SEEN THIS IN A WHILE!

Sassy then takes the sock and she stuffs it in the mouth of Jess with
a Mandible Claw.

Adam: THE MANDIBLE CLAW, THE MANDIBLE CLAW, WILL JESS TAP?

Jess flops around like a fish for a little, before rising to her
feet. Donna is trying to check Jess' submission, but Jess somehow
gets out of the mandible and hooks Sassy in the Katahajame,

Bradley: JESS HAS THE TAZZMISSION LOCKED, WILL SASSY TAP?

but instead of locking it in, Jess suplexes Sassy in it.

Bradley: AHHHHHHH, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Adam: DAMN STRAIGHT I DID!

Both women lay flat on the mat. Sassy gets up first. Sassy sends
Jess into the ropes and she attempts a Clothesline from Hell, Jess
ducks then stops when Sassy turns around she catches "The Mind Blower"

Bradley: SASSY JUST GOT HER MIND BLOWN! SASSY JUST GOT HER MIND
BLOWN!
Adam: MY GOD, MY GOD! THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A KICK!

Jess picks Sassy up in the fireman's carry.

Bradley: UH-OH, I THINK WE ARE ABOUT TO BE "IMPRESSED."

Jess starts to spin Sassy around but Sassy latches on to her neck and
bounces off of the ropes and nails her with…

THE
SASSY
CRASH

Adam: THE SASSY CRASH, SASSY JUST CRASHED ON J-LO'S ASS.
Bradley: But she can't win with the Sassy Crash. She has to make
Jess tap out.

Sassy then pulls Jess in the middle of the ring and she holds Jess'
legs up and steps through and she locks Jess in the…

Bradley: OH NO, THE SHARPSHOOTER, JESS GET OUT!

Donna goes down to check for Jess' submission but before she could,
WHAM! She is nailed with a steel chair to the back of the head and
Donna goes down hard.

Adam: WHAT THE… WHO IN THE HELL DID THAT?

We see Jess in the ring and she is tapping. The chair is pulled back
and we see the culprit.

K
D

Adam: THOSE DAMNED BITCHES OF EASTWICK, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

Sassy is yelling at J-Lo to tap some more, and she doesn't see KD
coming up behind her and WHAM, she too is nailed with that steel
chair. Sassy goes down and the crowd starts BOOING THE SHIT OUT OF
KD AND JESS.

Adam: DAMMIT, SASSY HAD THIS MATCH WON!
Bradley: If the ref doesn't see it Adam, it's not a win.
Adam: DAMMIT, THIS IS WRONG, THIS IS DAMN WRONG.

Jess gets up holding her knee and back. Then she instructs KD to do
something. KD then goes into her pocket and she pulls out a long
piece of string.

Adam: WELL WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE GONNA DO WITH THAT.

KD then ties the string around Sassy's hand, and Jess points to her
head as if to signify that she is smart.

Bradley: AHHHH, Jess has a plan.
Adam: BUT SASSY IS OUT COLD!

Donna starts to stir a little, KD jumps out of the ring with the
other end of that string on her hand. Jess goes and wakes Donna
completely up, then Jess walks over to Sassy and she locks both of
her legs and turns her over for…

Adam: OH NO, THE STAR TREATMENT.
Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHE HAS HER LOCKED WITH NOWHERE TO GO.
Adam: BUT SASSY HAS TO TAP, SHE CAN'T BE KNOCKED OUT. SHE HAS TO
TAP. AND WHAT IS KD DOING?

Donna goes over to check for Sassy's submission, then we see Sassy's
hand go up and come down on the mat, then we see it go up again and
come down on the mat once more, and one more final time Sassy's hand
goes up and comes down. Donna calls for the bell.

Bradley: AHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE TAPPED, SASSY TAPPED OUT!
Adam: SASSY DIDN'T TAP, KD PULLED ON THE STRING. SHE PULLED THE
STRING!
Bradley: IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT GOES DOWN IN THE RECORD BOOKS AS A
SUBMISSION VICTORY FOR JESS.
Charles: YOUR WINNER VIA SUBMISSION… "THE REAL J-LO"
JESSSSSSSSIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOHAN!!!!!!

"Ass Like That" hits and Jess gets up and she acts all ecstatic like
this is her very first win. KD comes into the ring and Jess leaps
into her arms.

"SASS GOT SCREWED, SASS GOT SCREWED, SASS GOT SCREWED, SASS GOT
SCREWED..."

Adam: Look at her, looking like she won this all by herself.
Bradley: She did, she made Sassy tap out, and now she's the number
one contender to the VCW Women's title. And she gets her title match
next week. I think we are looking at our new VCW Women's champion.
Adam: And if so, may God help us.

Backstage we see Chad and Danny talking, and THE FANS FUCKING ERUPT.

Danny: Dude, what are you gonna do? You got JT after you now.
Chad: I'm in love with Poppy.
Danny: JT is HOT though. I know Poppy is cool, but JT seems like she
won't stop until she gets what she wants.
Chad: Hmm, the Jess complex, huh?
Danny: Exactly. Damn, I'm glad that I don't have it like you. You
have all of these babes after you. Every city we're in all they want
is CHADDY! HAHAHAHAHAHA, you are so screwed.

Chad's cell phone goes off to the tune of "Cherry Blosom girl"

Chad: AWWW Shit.
Danny: Poppy?
Chad: Poppy!

Chad answers the phone.

Chad: Hey babe.
Poppy: WHAT IS UP WITH THAT JT BITCH?
Chad: I don't know.
Poppy: WELL TELL HER THIS, I'M COMING TO (CITY OF VCW HOUSE SHOW THIS
WEEK), AND I'M GOING TO BE ON ANARCHY NEXT WEEK. I WANT THAT BITCH
TO HIT ON YOU WITH ME AROUND. BECAUSE I'M GONNA HIT ON HER, BUT I'M
GONNA USE MY FIST.

The fans erupt

"POPPY, POPPY, POPPY, POPPY, POPPY, POPPY..."

Chad: Baby, are you sure that you wanna do that.
Danny: SHHHHHHHHHH! It's been a while since I've seen a good cat
fight.
Poppy: Oh I'm coming, and you better TELL THAT BITCH, THAT I'M GONNA
BE ALL IN HER FACE LIKE HER CHEAP ASSED MAKEUP.
The Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT...
Poppy: I'm on my way to Pittsburgh now, so I will see you when I get
there.
Chad: Okay, later babes
Poppy: later baby

Poppy blows Chad a kiss and Chad blows one back. Danny looks like
he's about to blow chunks.

The Crowd: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Danny: You guys make me sick, ugh!
Chad: I gotta tell JT to back off.
Danny: That ain't happening guy and you know it.
Chad: you know you sounded a little like Ainsworth there.
Danny: Don't do that to yourself.

Chad and Danny have a little laugh then they exit.

Adam: YOU HEAR THAT BRADLEY, WE ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE POPPY POWER!
Bradley: WHOOO HOOO, POPPY WITH THE PUPPIES!

Backstage we see Jessica Lohan, KD, Marz, Ms. Payne, and Bambi all
celebrating Jess' big win over Sassy. They are celebrating all up
and down the hallway on their way out of the stadium, Blake shows up
and the crowd starts booing the hell out of him.

Blake: Great win Jess, ready to celebrate.
J-Lo: ready to celebrate? Are you serious?

Jess jumps into Blake's arms

J-Lo: LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!!

Blake carries Jess out. KD, Marz, Ms. Payne, and Bambi all follow as
the fans BOO them right out of the building.

Adam: Just look at Blake with those damned Jezebels.

Then we see Shane Johnson leaving his locker room and walking to the
ring as "Bodies" hits.

Adam: COMING UP NEXT FOLKS IS OUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING, RIGHT
AFTER THIS QUICK TIME OUT.

$$Commercial Break$$

Cameras zoom into a private road outside of South
Philly, PA...

We see two fast cars parked on the road...one car is
driven by Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, The Rude Crew
and the other car is driven by Mark & Kevin Messier,
Rage & Kaos..

Mike : Hey Jon, you didn't tell me where we are going
today....

Jon : We are going to Vancouver, BC and we are driving
FULL THROTTLE to get there...

Mike : Cool dude..lets go...

Kevin : hey bro, where we going?

Mark : Bro, we are going with Mike & Jon and heading
to Vancouver and we are going FULL THROTTLE and not
stopping til we get there..

Kevin : Cool bro...lets go...

Both cars race off heading to their destination.

"GRAVITY" BY IMANI COPPOLA plays in the background....

Announcer: Coming May 31st, join the VCW in Vancouver,
British Columbia, at the BC Place Stadium for a
supercharged Anarchy, it will be called FULL
THROTTLE... This event will be a Genocide Appreciation
Night..
Scheduled to perform live at the event is IMANI
COPPOLA and featuring Albatross of the International
Cons..

Announcer: Listen to your local radio stations for
chances to win Free tickets & backstage passes to the
Show... Stay Tuned Fans..


Adam: Okay we are back, that was our last commercial break and we are
now onto the main event, and folks this promises to be a good one.

Then we hear...

Sugar, sugar

She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so
Tell me so baby

As "Do ya think I'm sexy" by Rod Steward hits Shane Johnson comes
down to the ring and the ladies are going crazy.

Charles: THIS NEXT CONTEST IS YOUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING... AND
IT IS FOR THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. INTRODUCING FIRST
THE CHALLENGER, FROM DALLAS, TEXAS HE IS THE CURRENT VCW NORTH
AMERICAN CHAMPION, SHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOHNSON!

Fans cheer as Shane gets into the ring and the pyro goes off behind
him

Adam: THERE HE IS, RIGHTFULLY THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!
Bradley: Because he hold the number 2 title in the company.

Then we hear...

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

As "Down with the sickness" hits Fredrick Ainsworth comes out to the
loudest boos heard all night. He has the VCW title belt draped over
his shoulder.

"AINSWORTH SUCKS, AINSWORTH SUCKS, AINSWORTH SUCKS, AINSWORTH
SUCKS..."

Adam: Here he comes, Captain Jerkass himself.
Bradley: Show some respect to the champ Adam.
Charles: AND NOW INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION, FROM LOS ANGELES,
CALIFORNIA HE IS THE CURRENT VCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD,
FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
AINSWORTH.

Fans start booing loudly as Ainsworth enter the ring and stands on
the second rope posing to the crowd with pryo going off behind him.
Then we hear...

Intro: Frogg

Whoah!
A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em
and like, back and forth because ah
this is.. what you thought it wasn't
It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background*
And check out the man he goes by the name of er...

Verse One: Eminem

Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open
I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass
Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman

Chorus:

So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
tellin your boys that I'm on crack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!

JFF comes out to a raucous ovation, as every fan in Pittsburgh are
all standing up for him.

Charles: AND INTRODUCING FOR SPECIAL GUEST REF FOR THIS EVENING, HE
IS THE CO-OWNER OF THE OWA AND PITTSBURGH'S OWN
JESSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS FISH FOOD

JFF enters the ring and salutes the fans, then he calls for the bell.

Adam: AND WE ARE UNDERWAY!

<< T >> VCW World Heavyweight Championship match
<< N >> Fredrick Ainsworth (Champion)
<< A >> vs. Shane Johnson (VCW North American Champion)

Ainsworth walks up to Shane.

Ainsworth: I'm better than you Jerkass, and you know it.

Shane smiles at Ainsworth, then he pushes him. Ainsworth looks a
little shocked then he comes back and locks up with Shane in the
collar and elbow tie up. Shane with the arm wringer on Ainsworth,
powers him to the ground in the arm bar. Shane brings him back up
and locks him in the hammer lock, out into a headlock. Ainsworth
gives a couple of elbows to the side of Shane. Ainsworth switches
out and gets Shane in a waist lock. Shane reverses and has Ainsworth
in a waist lock, Ainsworth gets to the ropes before Shane can do any
damage. JFF starts counting for Shane to let go

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOU... Shane lets go and backs off.

Shane attempts to collar and elbow tie up with Ainsworth, but
Ainsworth ducks under and comes up with a full nelson on Shane.
Shane fights it a little then rolls out into a full nelson of his on
which Ainsworth tries to reverse but Shane switches into a
hammerlock, Ainsworth moves in and Shane locks him into another head
lock and he flips him down to the mat.

Adam: Great technical moves right there.
Bradley: Yeah
Adam: That's called "Chain Wrestling"

Shane tightens up on the headlock on the mat. Ainsworth slowly gets
to his feet and he gives a couple of shots to the body on Shane,
before sending him into the ropes. Ainsworth follows Shane into the
ropes and catches him with a vicious clothesline over the top.
Ainsworth follows Shane to the outside, and he looks underneath of
the ring and he pulls out a table. Ainsworth sets the table up by
the guard railing, and he walks over to Shane and he starts pounding
on him. Shane nails Ainsworth with a shot to the stomach, and
another one, and another one. Shane gets up and starts to brawl with
Ainsworth a little. Ainsworth nails a nut shot on Shane.

Bradley: HAHAHAHAHA, THE GREAT EQUALIZER!

Ainsworth rolls Shane into the ring and he pulls out a ladder and he
slides the ladder into the ring, right before we see
SMAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! Shane baseball slides that
ladder right in the face of Ainsworth. Ainsworth goes flying back
into the table and he starts holding his head while lying on the
table. Shane nips up and sees Ainsworth lying on the table. Shane
looks and sets up the ladder between the first and second rope.
Shane runs, and bounces off of the ropes, Shane takes to the ladder
and runs up it and LEAPS... AND HE CRASHES AINSWORTH RIGHT THROUGH
THE TABLE WITH AN ELBOW.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Adam: MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT BRADLEY?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DID!

Both Ainsworth and Shane are laid out and JFF begins the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN

Shane nips up and he limps into the ring and breaks the count up.
Shane then goes back outside of the ring and drags Ainsworth's limp
body into the ring. Shane makes the cover, JFF makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THR... NO, Ainsworth kicks out!

Adam: CLOSE 3 COUNT THERE FOLKS.
Bradley: WHOOOOO WE ALMOST HAD A NEW WORLD CHAMPION! COME ON
AINSWORTH!

Shane picks Ainsworth up and just as he does Ainsworth nails him with
another nut shot.

Bradley: HAHAHA, THE GREAT EQU...
Adam: Don't say it.

Ainsworth picks Shane up and nails him with a suplex, Ainsworth holds
on and nails him with another suplex. Ainsworth holds on and
attempts another suplex, but Shane blocks it and rolls him into a
small package, JFF makes the count

ONE
TWO

Ainsworth rolls it in, JFF makes the count

ONE
TWO

Shane rolls it back and Ainsworth rolls out. Shane nips up,
Ainsworth attempts a clothesline, Shane ducks, kicks Ainsworth in the
stomach, and flips over the back of Ainsworth for a...

Adam: SUNSET FLIP, HE'S GOT HIM OVER!

JFF makes the count

ONE
TWO

Ainsworth rolls forward

ONE
TWO

Shane flips Ainsworth out back into the Sunset

ONE
TWO

Ainsworth claps his legs together on the ears of Shane and he rolls
out.

The Crowd: TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Shane gets up and he charges at Ainsworth, Ainsworth steps to the
side and locks Shane in the sleeperhold in the center of the ring.

Bradley: AINSWORTH HAS HIM IN THE SLEEPER, SHANE BETTER PASS THE
COOKIES AND MILK, IT'S BED TIME BITCH.

Shane looks like he's fading. The crowd has started clapping and
stomping their feet. Ainsworth has it locked on him for about 30
more seconds before JFF starts to check the arm. JFF lifts the arm
once and it drops. JFF lifts the arm again and it drops.

Adam: COME ON SHANE FIGHT IT, YOU CAN DO IT SHANE, THIS IS YOUR NIGHT!
Bradley: *imitating Adam from Hell's Highway* REACH FOR THE STARS
SHANE, REACH FOR THE STARS. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!

JFF lifts Shane's arm up one more time and it drops down but it comes
right back up and the crowd is getting into it. Shane nips to the
side a little and starts giving Ainsworth a few shots to the side
with elbows and then finally he lifts Ainsworth in the air, spins and
drops him in the...

Adam: THE ANGLE SLAM, SHANE JUST NAILED THE ANGLE SLAM. COVER HIM
SHANE THIS IS ALL YOURS.

Shane and Ainsworth both lay flat on the mat. JFF begins the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE

Ainsworth pulls himself up by the ropes and he starts to approach
Shane, but then Shane nips up and quickly nails Ainsworth with a
Super Kick to the chin that sends Ainsworth clear across the ring.

Adam: THE SUPERKICK, HE NAILED THE SUPERKICK, COVER HIM SHANE, COVER
HIM!
Bradley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Shane goes over to cover him, JFF makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Ainsworth has his foot on the bottom rope

The Crowd: OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Bradley: YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! WHOO HOO

Shane picks Ainsworth up and Ainsworth out of nowhere nails Shane
with a Rock Bottom, then Ainsworth runs into the ropes and nails a
beautiful looking Lion Sault on Shane. Ainsworth stays in the cover,
JFF with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO Shane kicks out!

Ainsworth picks Shane up and sends him into the ropes, Shane comes
back and ducks under Ainsworth's Flight 587 attempt, and Shane
bounces back with a flying forearm. Shane makes the cover and JFF
makes the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Ainsworth kicks out.

Bradley: AGHHHHHHHH, THIS IS A SEE/SAW MATCH. IT HAS ME ON THE EDGE
OF MY SEAT.

Shane picks Ainsworth up, and Ainsworth out of nowhere again, he
flips Shane over and drops him in the...

Adam: THE RUDE AWAKENING, THE MOST DAMNDEST NECK BREAKER OF ALL TIME.

Ainsworth makes the cover, JFF with the count

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Shane kicks out.

Ainsworth picks Shane up and slings him into the corner. Ainsworth
goes to the outside and climbs to the top rope, he then locks Shane
in the dragon sleeper. Ainsworth then does a front flip into a
stunner of sorts.

Adam: DIAMOND DUST, SHADES OF MASATO TANAKA, FORMER ECW GREAT.

Ainsworth makes the cover, JFF makes the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Shane kicks out.

The Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Adam: THIS IS ONE HELL OF A WRESTLING MATCH!

Ainsworth picks Shane up and Shane this time out of nowhere nails a
release Northern Lights Suplex. Shane tries to crawl over to the
limp body of Fredrick Ainsworth. Shane makes the cover, JFF with
the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Ainsworth kicks out.

And everybody is starting to stand up all over stadium. Shane picks
Ainsworth up and he body slams Ainsworth. Shane then goes to the
outside and he leaps up to top rope. Shane jumps off and he nails
Ainsworth with THE BIGGEST FLYING BODY PRESS EVER. Shane makes the
cover, JFF with the count

ONE
TWO
THRE...

NO, Ainsworth kicks out

Bradley: I LOVE THIS, THIS IS A CLASSIC RIGHT HERE!

Shane gets up and he picks Ainsworth up, Ainsworth grabs Shane by the
trunks and pulls him forward. Shane goes flying into the top
turnbuckles and he is out of his feet. Ainsworth goes to the top
rope and he leaps off and nails a groggy Shane with...

Adam: THE BLOCK BUSTER, DAMMIT!
Bradley: IT'S OVER, HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Ainsworth makes the cover, JFF with the count.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Shane kicks out!


Ainsworth goes to the top and he attempts another Block Buster, Shane
ducks out of the way. Ainsworth gets back to his feet but he's a
little dazed, Shane is set up in the corner. Ainsworth turns around
and CRASH, he is met with the biggest damn Super Kick ever.

Adam: THE SUPERKICK, MY GOD IT'S OVER, WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION.

Shane goes over to make the cover, but we hear a loud SMACK. The
camera turns around and we see JFF is laid out flat.

Adam: WHAT THE… WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

Then we see someone leap onto the apron just as Shane is getting up
and it's…

JERRI
KATZ

Fans are stunned.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE?
Bradley: LOOKS LIKE SHE'S HELPING AINSWORTH!

Shane turns around and Jerri throws the chair into his face with
FORCE! SMACK, and Shane falls to the mat. Ainsworth gets up, and he
picks Shane up and tosses him into the ropes, sends him Airborne and
WHAM, nails the 587.

Adam: MY GOD THAT WAS A SICKENING THUD! DAMMIT, WE SHOULD HAVE A NEW
WORLD CHAMPION!

Jerri runs over to JFF just as Ainsworth is making the cockiest cover
ever on Shane Johnson. Jerri slaps JFF's limp hand onto the mat

ONE
TWO

Adam: NO, NOT LIKE THIS, NOT LIKE THIS!

THREE

Charles: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION, FREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDRRRRRRRIIIICCCCCKKKKKKKK AINSWORTH!
Adam: DAMMIT, DAMMIT
Bradley: Normally, I'm all for the heel but I must admit that this is
a little screwed up.
Adam: A LITTLE SCREWED UP? A LITTLE? THIS IS DOWN RIGHT
DISGUSTING! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE?

Jerri comes back into the ring, and grabs an unconscious JFF, before
whipping him off the ropes, she grabs him, hauls her up... DDT...

Adam: HOLY SHIT!
Bradley: SHE NAILED THE 587 LIKE A PRO!

By now, the impact of the 587 seems to have shook JFF up enough to
begin moving. And Fredrick looks at Jerri with an approving smile, as
Jerri
locks in...

THE
STAR
TREATMENT

on a helpless JFF! And in seconds, JFF taps out VEHEMENTLY, and by
now,
the Pittsburgh fans are BEYOND ULTRA PISSED! People have begun
RIOTING
in the crowd! People are being held back by security, and people try
to
throw all kinds of shit into the ring!

Adam: I am in shock! JERRI KATZ just MADE JFF TAP TO THE... STAR
TREATMENT?
Bradley: I know! Not wonder that Fenton guy was shilling her so much!
She's AWESOME! SHE'S USING WHAT MOMMY TAUGHT HER! HAHA

Jerri then releases the hold, and JFF is in agony! Jerri then picks
up
JFF and whips him into the ropes, and as he limps back on the return,
Jerri pushes him to Fredrick, he hauls JFF up and hits another 587,
and
on the landing, Jerri flips into JFF's groin with a SICK ASS LEGDROP!
The fans ooh, ahh, and boo as Fredrick picks up JFF and heads to the
top
with JFF on his shoulders...

Adam: Not this!
Bradley: OH GOD! THIS IS GONNA BE THE END!

Fredrick positions JFF and nails the SICKEST...

SLEEPIN'
WITH
THE
JESUSFISH

Ever witnessed on live television! So impactful, that Fredrick drives
JFF THROUGH THE RING! The fans are in stunned shock!

Bradley: HAHA! WHAT DO YOU PITTSBURGH MONKEYS THINK OF YOUR WRESTLING
GOD NOW?
Adam: This is a damn SHAME! The VCW Champion is destroying the co-
owner
of our partners in crime!

Fredrick then crawls out of the hole, and Jerri spits on JFF, and
this
garners some of the most intense boos ever heard in ANY FEDERATION
KNOWN TO MAN! Jerri then grabs a mic...

Jerri: To all you faggots in the (412)... *huge boos*

Adam: Man, not even J-LO has had THIS kind of negative reaction!

Jerri: To all you fucking monkeys... *looks at Fredrick* Well,
"monkeys" is too god of a name fo what you REALLY are, and that
is "JERKASSES!"

The boos are off the fucking page...

Jerri: And you fucking bitches need to stand on your fucking feet,
for
a REAL champion of the world. And his name... is... Fredrick.

Boos and chants of "JASON! JASON!" start up...

Jerri: And you know what... FUCK DADDY!! FUCK HIM, FUCK HIM, FUUUCK
HIIIIIIM! And Mom... WHY HAVE YOU TURNED ON ME?!? WHY ASSOCIATE
YOURSELF
WITH THE DEVIL KNOWN AS JESUSFISHFOOD? This piece of shit hasn't
changed. He's a fucking disgrace to the human race... BUT, coming
from THIS
godforsaken town, AM I SURPRISED? FUCK NO!

By now, the rioting fans are getting worse. One guy actually jumps
the
guardrail, but security catch him...

Jerri: But I am here because I want to show you fucks some very
interesting footage. JERKASSES IN THE BACK, ROLL IT!

<footage of the Jerri/Ainsworth Vegas wedding...>

And as the footage finishes, every fan is in a stunned silence...

Adam: Oh my GOD!
Bradley: THEY'RE... THEY'VE MARRIED.

We see Fredrick and Jerri Ainsworth now smiling hard as HELL as Jerri
flashes her diamond ring.

Ainsworth: YOU SHITSBURGH JERKASSES, YOU NEVER... SAW IT... COMING.
Jerri and I have been dating for a while. Thursday we flew out to
Vegas, tied the knot, and we locked ourselves in a hotel and...
Jerri: WHOA, Honey remember "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
Adam: Yes please spare us the details.
Bradley: I WANNA HEAR, I WANNA HEAR!

We see JFF is being helped out by Shane Johnson, then we hear...

"RIGHT ABOUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/
CHECK IT OUT NOW, THE FUNK SOUL BROTHER/"

As "The Rockerfella Skank" hits the fans ERUPT as Diamond Ross comes
out with her daughter Jenny Ross.

Mrs. Ross: Well well, Congratulations are in order to the Newly-
weds. And you know what, I'm a sucker for weddings. I wish you
would have told me sooner, but being the great last minute shopper
that I am, I obtained the perfect gift for you.
Ainsworth: Really? What's that?
Mrs. Ross: Next week, you Fredrick Ainsworth will be one of
Sinister's partners against The American Outlaws.

The fans ERUPT IN CHEERS!

"OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS, OUTLAWS..."

Adam: DID YOU HEAR THAT BRADLEY!
Ainsworth: YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU JERKASS. YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Jerri: YOU CAN'T FORCE MY HUSBAND INTO A MATCH!
Mrs. Ross: I can and I have. And another thing I'm a sucker for is
HOMECOMINGS! And you two HAVE RUINED *pointing to JFF* THIS MAN'S
HOMECOMING. So in two weeks JFF I will make it up to you. In
Norfolk, Virginia, we will have a match and it will be a "Full
Throttle" "Pick the partners" match. And if you JFF and your main
squeeze Joss can beat Fredrick Ainsworth and Jerri Kat... well Jerri
Ainsworth, then not only can you pick your partners for the "Blitz
Creek" Main Event Match at Full Throttle, but you can pick *pointing
at Fredrick and Jerri* THEIR PARTNERS ALSO!

FANS ERUPT and the Ainsworths are LIVID!

Adam: DAMN RIGHT, LEAVE IT UP TO MRS. ROSS TO GET EVERYTHING
STRAIGHTENED OUT!
Fredrick: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, I'M THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION.
Mrs. Ross: I CAN, AND I HAVE! JFF do me a favor?
JFF: Sure thing
Mrs. Ross: HAUL ASS ON JERRI TOMORROW FOR ME!
JFF: HELL'S FUCKING YEAH!!!!!

The crowd ERUPTS

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Mrs. Ross: and Ainsy baby, just remember one thing... DIAMONDS ARE
FOREVER!

Mrs. Ross drops the mic and the crowd goes wild. JFF leaves with
Diamond and Jenny, leaving Fredrick and Jerri in the ring seething.

Adam: WHAT A HELL OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT, AINSWORTH IS SCREWED, THAT'S
ALL FOR OUR SHOW TONIGHT, THIS IS ADAM CAYLE AND FOR TRIPLE-B, SAYING
GOODNIGHT AND WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!


**** RESULTS SUMMARY ****

1) Masta Suzie defeated Sarah Twilight

2) Nemesis defeated Raymond Roma

3) JT defeated Marz

4) Jessica Lohan defeated Sassy Lassy via Submission to earn a title
shot

5) Fredrick Ainsworth defeated Shane Johnson to retain his VCW World
Title