Anarchy -May 3rd 2005- Colonial Center, S.C.

We see some clips from Hell's Highway's Main Event as we hear Adam's
commentary

Jason laughs as the cage finally lowers. Jason takes the Star Chair
with him and he starts climbing the cage and the fans sound like they
are ready TO TEAR THE ROOF OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKER. Jason gets to the
top and he looks around as the crowd gets even more amplified.

Adam: He's not gonna do what I... NO, JASON DON'T DO THIS!
Bradley: NO JASON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jason leaps off of the cage while elbow dropping the chair into the
tables and crashing all the way down to the ground, taking Ainsworth
and Vance with him.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Adam: OH MY GOD, OH... MY... GOD...
Bradley: AGHHHH, SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1

All 3 guys are out, no moving what so ever. Burns starts the count.

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT

Jason nips up and Vance starts to stir. Jason takes his chairs and
starts the climb the cage again, Jason points at Ainsworth and the
CROWD IS FUCKING LOSING IT.

Adam: AND HE'S GOING BACK UP!
Bradley: He must doesn't like life.

But as soon as Jason gets to the top, the cage starts moving up.
Jason looks around.

Adam: what the hell? WHO IS MOVING THE DAMN CAGE?

While the cage is rising up, Jason still has Ainsworth in his sights
he leaps off of the cage with that chair and does a full front flip
with the chair on his legs and
SMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Right onto the face of Ainsworth.

Adam: GOOD LORD, GOOD LORD ATOMIC ARABIAN FACE BUSTER, ATOMIC ARABIAN
FACE BUSTER.
Bradley: OFF OF THE TOP OF THAT RISING CAGE! AINSWORTH HAS DIED.
Adam: JASON SNOW HAS JUST STOLEN THE SHOW. ONE MAN, ONE NIGHT, ONE
MOVE!!!

"HOLY SHIT, VCW, HOLY FUCK, VCW, HOLY SHIT, VCW, HOLY FUCK, VCW..."

Later

Jason then kicks Geoff in the stomach and he plants his ass for a

MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING RING!

Adam: THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB, THE MAIN EVENT POWER BOMB!

But then out of the crowd we see...

SINISTER

He leaps over the guard railing and he jumps into the ring and he
clotheslines Jason over the top.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? WHY IS HE INVOLVING HIMSELF?
Bradley: HE SAYS HE HAS SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS WITH JASON, MAYBE HE
HAS COME TO FINISH IT.
Adam: DAMMIT THIS IS THE WRONG TIME.

Jason lands on his feet and Sinister leaps over the top and he lands
on Jason they both fall up against the guard railing, but they get up
and start back fighting. Jason beats Sinister over the guard railing
and into the crowd. Sinister and Jason start fighting all over the
crowd area, a few fans have offered up their chairs as Sinister and
Jason totally beat the shit out of each other.

Adam: LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE KILLING EACH OTHER.

Meanwhile no one noticed Ainsworth sliding back into the ring. Vance
is still out and Ainsworth drapes his arm around Vance, Burns turns
around and sees this.

Adam: What's going on in the ring?

ONE
TWO
THREE!!

The bell sounds.

Adam: HUH? What happened?

Jason turns around, off in the corner we see Sinister laughing.
Jason starts to run back to the ring.

Michael: the winner of the match AND NEW VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION,
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKK
AINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
!

The fans start to boo the shit out of Ainsworth.

Adam: JASON WAS ROBBED, JASON SNOW JUST GOT SCREWED AND HE KNOWS IT!
Bradley: This sucks.

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for
Can't take much more
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again
This is the end
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor

We see and hear the LOUD Pyrotechnics that have gone off and the
camera pans the screaming audience as Anarchy is under way

We open to the cameras panning throughout the sold out
crowd at The Colonial Center, highly anticipated for
months as Hell's Highway was this past
weekend. The crowd cheers wildly for the first live
broadcast after such a HUGE PPV event of the flagship
of VCW.

"VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW, VCW..."

Adam: HELL'S HIGHWAY IS DONE AND WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION.
Bradley: YES FREDRICK AINSWORTH DEFEATED ALL OF THE ODDS TO BECOME
WORLD CHAMPION.
Adam: NO HE DIDN'T, JASON SNOW GOT SCREWED OUT OF THE BELT!  BUT
ANYWAY FOLKS, WELCOME TO ANARCHY I'M ADAM CAYLE, AND MY BROADCAST
PARTNER THE ALWAYS *sarcastically* UNBIASED "TRIPLE-B" BEAUTIFUL
BRADLEY BROOKES AND WE WELCOME TO VCW COMMISH MATT DANGER'S HOME
COMING!
Bradley: Yes and what a PPV it was. If you were one of the two people
world wide that didn't see it then you don't know what you are
missing out on.

Then we hear... Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

As "Down with the sickness" by Disturbed hits Fredrick Ainsworth,
Sandy Anderson, Ash Adams, and Geoff Adams come out to some EXTREMELY
loud boos.  Ainsworth has the VCW title around his shoulder and the
fans let him have.

Adam: And here comes Mr. Jerkass himself.
Bradley: Hey that's the new VCW Champ right there, show some respect.
Adam: Oh brother.

The A-Team gets into the ring.

Ainsworth: WHAT'S GOING ON CODUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA.

Fans boo

Sandy: SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT! THIS IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION YOU'RE
LOOKING AT!

Fans boo even louder then we hear...

"JASE GOT SCREWED, JASE GOT SCREWED, JASE GOT SCREWED, JASE GOT
SCREWED..."

Ainsworth: Look no matter what you idiots here think, I won this
belt.  It's around my waist and not no one else's.  And I left
Clemson the winner, leaving Jason and Peter just like Columbia, South
Carolina... LOSERS!

The fans all BOO EVEN LOUDER!

Ainsworth: I hate Columbia, have you guys ever had anyone from here
who ever did anything successful.
Adam: Matt Danger
Ainsworth: Does they admit that they are from here?

The fans lay into Ainsworth with the boos.

Ainsworth: A City of IMBRED HICKS WHO SLEEP WITH FARM ANIMALS!

Then the fans start throwing stuff into the ring until we hear...

Hey baby are you listining,
I'll batten all the hatches down.
I'll take another of your prescriptions,
but know where we are from.

Counting the days.
Yeah, until some real cop screams my name.
Counting the days.
Yeah, until the cops break these chains.

Hey baby are you watching,
I'm phyched for your side-show.
I never want to be called precious,
because life is so touch-and-go

Counting the days.
Yeah, until some real cop screams my name.
Counting the days.
Yeah, until the cops break these chains.

Dig it, get it, dig it what-cha lookin' for.
Dig it, get it, dig it what-cha searchin' for.
Dig it, get it, dig it, yeah dig!
Yeah dig

Counting the days.
Yeah, until some real cop screams my name.
Counting the days.
Yeah, until the cops break these chains (repeat).

Break these chains (x3)
"Counting the Days" by Collective Soul plays over the loud speakers
as
Matt Danger, his lovely wife, Rena Matthews Danger, and his
assistant,
Miss Jessica comes out onto the stage AND THE FANS GO APESHIT!

"WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME..."

Matt: AINSWORTH WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!  YOU WANNA BAD MOUTH
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, HUH?  WELL YOUR BIG MOUTH JUST WROTE YOU A
CHECK THAT YOUR ASS CAN'T CASH, BECAUSE TONIGHT, RIGHT HERE IN MY
HOMETOWN OF COLUBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA *fans cheer*  WE WILL SEE
FREDRICK AINSWORTH DEFEND THAT NEWLY WON VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
AGAINST PETER VANCE *Cheers* AND... "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW IN A
HELL'S HIGHWAY RETURN MATCH, BUT THIS TIME TO KEEP THE OUTSIDE
INTERFERENCE TO A MINIMAL WE WILL BE USING... LUMBERJACKS.

Fans cheer.

Adam: WOW DID YOU HEAR THAT ADAM?
Bradley: DAMN RIGHT I DID!
Matt: Now what do you think of that big man?
Ainsworth: *laughing* You're full of shit.  You don't have that kind
of stroke.  ROSS GET OUT HERE AND NULLIFY THIS!  COME ON ROSS, I
AIN'T GOT ALL NIGHT!

Then we hear...

Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Check It Out Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
The Funk Soul Brother, Right About Now
'bout now
'bout now
'bout now

And every fan is cheering as Diamond Ross comes out.

Adam: HE ASKED FOR ROSS AND GOT THE WRONG ONE IN MY OPINION!
Mrs. Ross: Okay I know that Matt has something special planned for
you guys so I will make a few announcements and I'll be on my merry
little way.  First is the Super Show that VCW is planning.  On May
the 31st from Vancouver, B.C. we will see Anarchy transformed into
the Super Show "Full Throttle" and not only that but we shall also
see "Genocide Appreciation Night"

The fans all cheer that announcement.

Adam: HOT DAMN, FULL THROTTLE AND GENOCIDE APPRECIATION NIGHT!
Mrs. Ross: Also on that night we will see the crowing of a new
champion, as I am such a mark for GREAT women's wrestling like the
women wrestlers we have here in VCW.  I have decided to create a new
title... The Women's North American title and I plan on having not
just VCW women go after this belt on this particular night, NO.  This
match is also open to OWA female competitors, and the new upstart
company AAW.  If any of your female competitors are interested they
all know how to reach me.  Also, at Hell's Highway we saw two women
win the golden ticket Ladder match.  Now we can't possibly have two
women getting two shots at the Women's title SO this is what I came
up with... Masta Suzie vs. "Sexy" Sarah Twilight in a best of five
series

Fans ALL CHEER that announcement

Bradley: HAHA, I like that.
Mrs. Ross: Matches will take place on Anarchy and at the house
shows.  Winner gets her first shot at Full Throttle.
Adam: I like it too.
Ainsworth: Umm, excuse me
Mrs. Ross: Yes Ainsworth
Ainsworth: That's all fine and dandy and all, Whoo hooo bitches
wrestling... right.  Here's the REAL champ here, so what about
nullifying this match?
Mrs. Ross: Oh yeah, about that... IT'S ON!
Bradley: WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?

Fans CHEER LOUDLY as Ainsworth is visibly pissed.  Mrs. Ross goes
into her pocket and pulls out a Screw driver.

Mrs. Ross: Look what I found Ainsworth!
Adam: HAHA, AINSWORTH IS PISSED AND WE WILL BE BACK WITH OUR FIRST
MATCH RIGHT AFTER OUR FIRST COMMERICIAL BREAK!

$$Commercial Break$$

We hear "Heart Shaped Box" start up and we hear an announcers voice

Announcer: The Triumph, the tragedy, the thrill, the ride.  If you
witnessed VCW HELL'S HIGHWAY, then you are missing what wrestling
insiders are calling the best Pay-Per view in the last ten years. 
The Triumph, the tragedy, the thrill, the ride... Order the encore
presentation and witness what everyone is talking about.

VCW PRESENTS HELL'S HIGHWAY THE ENCORE PRESENTATION, CALL YOUR LOCAL
CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER

Backstage we see Albatross come in with his VCW "Iron Man" title.
He's looking around, watching his back, not good enough apparently
because.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

We see some glass shatter over his head.  And he drops...  making the
cover is.

Bradley: JONHHY VEGAS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hyde comes out of nowhere and makes the cover...

ONE
TWO
THREE

Charles: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW IRON MAN CHAMP, JOHNNY VEGAS.

Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Johnny gets the belt and he takes off running

Bradley: Look at him go.
Adam: GO JOHNNY GO.
Bradley: HAHA
Adam: Well we're about to get set for action here as
Charles Holcomb gets set to introduce the first
contest.

Bradley: I can't wait, my cell phone's been ringing
off the hook for this Anarchy, especially after what
happened on Hell's Highway!

"The Presidential Polanaise" performed by the US
Marine band hits, the crowd boos immensely.

Charles: Introducing first, being accompanied to the
ring by Ms. Kim and Richard Crawford, from Tokyo,
Japan....weighing in at 223lbs  HAMATOOOO SAAAKI !!!
Many of the native New Yorkers curse and yell at the
trio, Richard Crawford smiles smugly at them and waves
as if all is alright between him and the fans.
"Days go by" by Dirty Vegas hits as the crowd erupts
into a frenzy.

Charles: And his opponent, from New York, New York,
weighing in at 195lbs  J-SMOOOOVE!!!

The crowd moves along in their seats as the energetic
J makes his way to the ring in style, performing for
all his fans, he slides into the ring and begins a
very warmly welcomed break-dance.

<< T >> SINGLES MATCH
<< N >> HAMATO SAKI
<< A >> vs.  J-SMOVE

Hamato doesn't wait for the bell as he jumps J right
in the middle of his break-dancing, landing some
vicious kicks to his head and back. The bell sounds.

Adam: What a way for young J-Smove to start off an
opening match getting blindsided.

Bradley: I was hoping to see some of that dancing
before Saki interrupted....

Hamato takes advantage of his tactics for an early
lead as he irish whips Smove to the turnbuckle. As the
force bounces Smove back off of it he is met with a
T-bone suplex by Hamato sending him crashing into the
mat. He gets less than a one count on the energetic
Smove.

Adam: Referee Byron Ackerley in position for the count,
but Smove with a swift kick out.

Bradley: He'd better do something or this match won't
last long.

Hamato lifts Smove to his feet and goes to lift him
for a reverse suplex, but Smove slides out of it for
the escape and nails him with a few right hands to the
face. He whips Hamato to the turnbuckle and rushes at
him with an elbow. He heads up top and jumps off a
springboard moonsault on Saki.

Richard Crawford yells from the outside and gets up
onto the ring apron preventing Byron from making the
count.

Adam: J-smove getting robbed of a count as Richard
Crawford distracts the ref.
Bradley: Oh come on, he was telling the ref that
Smove's shoe was untied, he's trying to help the kid!

Smove gets to his feet after the count wasn't made and
picks up Hamato, but Saki catches him with an STF and
drives him to the mat. Saki goes up top for a
moonsault, Smove rolls out of the way just in time as
Saki lands a belly flop hitting nothing but canvas.

Adam: Both men are down here as we have to take our
first commercial break.

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

We come back from the break with Smove back on his
feet and in control of the match. He puts a few stomps
on Saki and turns to the crowd, throwing up his arms
and yelling out, the crowd chants J, J, J, J!

Adam: It's been intense here during the commercial
break, Richard Crawford has involved himself in this
match for the second time thus far, and this time
paid for it.

Bradley: He got nailed for no reason, I didn't see him
do anything.

Footage from the break shows Crawford up on the apron
shouting at Smove as he is the first to rise to his
feet, and attempting to throw a fist his way, but
instead we see Smove knock him off of the apron with a
solid right.

Back to Live action:
Smove continues to stomp away at Saki as the Jap
slowly tries to rise to his feet, Smove whips him into
the ropes and comes back with a roll up.

Adam: 1, 2.....no he kicked out.

Bradley: He tried to grab tights...I saw it!

Adam: He did not...

Richard Crawford stirs outside the ring as the action
inside continues, Saki now back on his feet nails
Smove with a hard kick to the gut and a follow up
across the chin, Smove goes down hard.

Byron Ackerley is in position to get the two count
before Smove kicks out.

Adam: I thought he had him!

Bradley: That was a slow count, look at this guy,
hard-ass from Japan, I'm surprised he hasn't killed
this kid yet. Especially after what I saw him do to
Star on Hell's Highway!

Adam: Hamato Saki is known throughout Japan for his
ruthlessness, there's no denying that.


Crawford finally comes to, and once again starts
arguing with the official who then sees fit to eject
him from ringside, Crawford contests as the referee's
attention is now turned from the match.

Saki whips Smove into the ropes, but it's reversed,
Smove lands a drop toe hold sending Saki down draped
over the center rope.

The fans go wild knowing that a 619 is coming, the
roof is almost torn off by the J-Smove chants.

Smove goes for a running start into Saki, but Ms. Kim
on the outside pulls his legs. Smove gets right back
up and leans over the ropes pointing his finger down
at Kim and yelling.

Meanwhile Crawford has just seen the tide turn and
retreats from his argument just in time to see Saki
catch Smove from behind with a devastating Dragon
suplex pin. Byron in position. I.....2.....3....

Adam: Looks like this ones in the books, whatever way
you look at it, that's a win for Hamato Saki.

Bradley: I told you that kid had nothing.

The crowd boos and curses, enraged that J-Smove was robbed
because of the interference of "The Crawford Family" as "The
Presidential Polonaise" hits again.

Charles: And your winner.....HAMATOOOO SAAAAKI !!!

Adam: Such an amazing talent is J-Smove, but on this
night, the numbers got him.

Bradley: Would you just shut up.....

Back in the Outlaw locker room, there is a knock on the door and
Sassy opens it and the fans go FUCKING APESHIT!

Sassy: Hey J.T., come in!

The camera pans over to J.T. at the door and follows her into the
Outlaw Locker Room and we see Sassy closing the door behind her. The
fans are going FUCKING APESHIT for both women.

J.T.: OH MY GOD Sassy! Did you see me at the deputant match! I would
have so won that if it wasn't for Stinky Ass!

The crowd gets a good laugh as Sassy chuckles.

Sassy: Oh you mean J-Ho
J.T.: Yeah, her bitch ass.

The crowd starts to chant, "J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO SUCKS, J-LO
SUCKS"

J.T.: Oh man I gotta stop, I sound like a rabid fangirl. I LOVED your
match. How did you take all that damage?

Sassy: I've taken worse, it just comes with the business.

J.T.: Oh man. I guess I got alot to learn. You really-

Suddenly Chad walks by and nods at Sassy who nods back as J.T. openly
stares at him.

Sassy: Not you too....

J.T.: *whistles* Who was that?

Sassy: That's Chad, he's one half of the GREATEST TAG TEAM OF ALL
TIME, and a member of The Outlaws.

J.T.: I like him. He's fine.

Sassy shakes her head.

Sassy: Why do you have to think that Chad is fine? Why can't you like
Danny, Max or The Big Nasty? They are all free to date. They don't
have girlfriends and they are quite hot as well.

J.T.: It's kind of too late now, J.T. has her sights set on him and I
always get MY man!

Sassy: Look J.T, you and I have been friends for a long time. I've
got to tell you that one of my friends that I met in that other
federation, Poppy is dating him now. Besides, that is going to stir
more trouble with J-Ho. Must I show you tapes of what J-Ho did to
Poppy when she had Chad in the first place. That isn't a good idea
J.T! You trust me, don't ya?

J.T: I trust you, but Chad's too much for me to just pass of  'cause
of a few rabid women. If they wanna fight me, then BRING IT! I'm
going after him.

Sassy: Ok girl! Don't say that I didn't warn you.

Sassy then looks over and sees Chad and calls him over to introduce
J.T. to him.

Sassy: Chad, do you have a minute? I would like to introduce you to a
long time friend of mine...

J.T: *whispers to Sassy* Shit, not yet! I don't know what to say to
him!

Sassy: *whisper back* You wanted to get your man! *She then turns
back and sets her attention back at Chad* Sorry Chad! This is my
friend, J.T. She debuted on her first match in VCW last night
against...

Chad interrupts Sassy

Chad: Oh yeah! I saw that match. *Smiles at J.T* Great match girl!
You did a great job beating up Ross' daughter. I think that you would
have won if it wasn't for J-Lo. *Blushes* I was quite impressed!

J.T." *blushes* T-Thanks. You didn't do too bad yourself at Hell's
Highway, that was pretty creative, the thing with the table.

Sassy: I'm gonna leave you two alone to......talk!

Sassy walks off smiling as she turns and looks back at J.T who is
looking at Sassy pleadingly to come back and help her. She smirks and
waves to J.T walking away.

The camera fades to black.

We see Fredrick Ainsworth backstage walking up to people telling them
that he's the new champion.

Fredrick: Hello, Hello, I'm better than you all, because I am the NEW
VCW World Heavyweight Champion and I...

Fredrick hears something behind him, he turns around and sees

THE
MAIN
EVENT
JASON
SNOW

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON..."

The fans TEAR THE ROOF OFF THE PLACE as Jason smiles at Ainsworth
between gulps of Jasonade.

Fredrick: JASON! You startled me.
Jason: AHH don't worry about it.  *Offers can* Jasonade?
Fredrick: *unsure* Sure.

Fredrick takes the can opens it up and starts drinking.

Fredrick: Hey this stuff ain't half bad.
Jason: Yeah, I know

Then Jason kicks Ainsworth in the stomach and plants him with...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
POWER
BOMB

Fans all CHEER for this

Bradley: AHHHHHHHHH, HE JUST NAILED THE CHAMP WITH THE MAIN EVENT
POWERBOMB.
Adam: GOOD DAMMIT!
Jason: I'll see you later, Ainsworth.

Jason takes another gulp and throws the can on Ainsworth's prone body.

Backstage in Blake's office we see Blake talking with "The Real J-Lo"
Jessica Lohan fans boo when they see the two of them together.

Adam: Look at them.
Blake: Great Match at Hell's Highway Jess.
Jess: Thanks Blakey.
Blake: I think you should be in line for a title shot soon.
Jess: Really?  I was thinking the same thing.  How about as soon as
next week?
Adam: WHAT?

Fans boo.

Blake: I think you got a deal.  You could so totally kick Sassy's ass.
Jess: I know I could, I've already beaten her.
Blake: Deal, next week for the VCW Women's title it will be Sassy
Lassy defending against "The Real J-Lo" Jessica Lohan.

Jess smiles

Jess: I love it.
Blake: I knew that you would.
Adam: DAMMIT, I SMELL A SCREW JOB, ANYWAY FOLKS WE HAVE TO TAKE
ANOTHER COMMERICIAL BREAK AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
---- Commerical break ----

*** Early Thursday Morning ***

Cameras zoom into the S&M Morning show live on Rock 93.5......

Devin : Hey Melany, a sexy looking lady, just delivered this
PSA/Event Announcement that she would like you to announce over the
radio first thing
this morning....

Melany : Ok let me see it

Melany : I have just recieved this event announcement, that i have
been asked to announce, so here goes..... The VCW, a wrestling
organization, will be having there first PPV event at the Memorial
Stadium at Clemson University this weekend on Sunday May 1st.  
Tickets will be available at the box office or online at
www.vcwtickets.org ...  The VCW will also be having their weekly Live
Show "Tuesday Night Anarchy" at the USC Colonial Center in Columbia,
South Carolina on the campus of USC on May 3rd.
Scheduled to appear at this event, will be Columbia's
own "CROSSFADE", performing their hit single "SO FAR AWAY".. Tickets
are available at the box office or online at www.vcwtickets.org ...

Dave : Today and Tomorrow on Rock 93.5 during the hours of 8am to 1pm
we will be giving away 4 sets of free tickets to the PPV and the live
event.... When you hear the songs, "Counting the Days" by Collective
Soul, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "Heart Shaped Box" by Nirvana, be
caller #9 on the rocklines to score these free tickets

Melany : Stay tuned and listen to Rock 93.5 for more information

---- Back to Anarchy ----

We see Mr. Ross in his office with Richard Crawford and Ms. Russo and
the fans boo all three of them, then we hear a door slam and in walks
Ainsworth with Sandy.  Ainsworth has an ice pack on his neck.

Ainsworth: ROSS WHAT HELL MAN?
Mr. Ross: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?
Ainsworth: Jason Snow, that's what!  Is this how you treat your
champions around here?
Mr. Ross: I just got here.  *laughs* Ms. Russo kept me up ALL NIGHT. 
YOU HEAR THAT DIAMOND, SHE KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT.  SOMEHTING YOU COULD
NEVER DO.  SHE KNOWS HOW TO MOVE, YOU DAMN CUCUMBER, YOU DAMN CADAVER!
COLD AND STIFF, THAT'S DIAMOND.
Ainsworth: Yeah well she was cold and stiff to me tonight, she
allowed Matt Danger to book me in a triple threat lumberjack match
for my title.  What are you gonna do about it Ross, HUH?  WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
Mr. Ross: I can't do a damn thing.
Ms. Russo: Well at least not right now.
Ainsworth: You guys got a plan?
Mr. Ross: Sure as hell do.  I AM A GENIUS, VCW HELL'S HIGHWAY WAS THE
GREATEST SINGLE WRESTLING PAY-PER VIEW EVENT SINCE WRESTLEMANIA 1. 
AND IT WAS ALL ME, MY VISION

Fans boo.

Mr. Ross: Listen to these JACKASSES BOO ME.  YOU BOO ME?  IF IT
WASN'T FOR ALBERT T. ROSS, NONE OF YOU WOULD BE HERE!  NOT ONE SINGLE
ASS WOULD BE IN THE SEAT IF IT WASN'T FOR ME.  FOR DAMN UNGRATEFUL
SONS OF BITCHES!  Let's talk Ainsworth, GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF HERE!

We see Ms. Russo and Richard push the camera man out of the office.

Adam: What a self serving son of a bitch.
Bradley: Be careful Adam, that's the boss.
Adam: Whatever

"Counting the Days" by Collective Soul plays over the loud speakrs as
Matt Danger and Rena Danger walk out onto the stage and head to the
ring, then the music fades into "Immortally Insane" by Pantera as
Cerebral Assassin walks out onto the stage and heads to the ring,
then the music fades into "American Solider" by Toby Keith as Rage &
Kaos,and Christine Messier walks out onto the stage and heads to the
ring...

Charles : I would like to introduce first, please welcome this couple
back home to Columbia, South Carolina, the VCW Commissioner and his
wife, Mr & Mrs. Matthew Danger.

Matt : Thanks Charles

Matt : Ladies and gentlemen, i would like to introduce Danger Inc to
you....First from Nashville, Tennessee, Kevin "Kaos" Messier,
Mark "Rage" Messier and their sister,
Christine Messier.... ..

Second I would like to introduce from Columbia Sc also, here is The
Cerebral Assassin...

and Finally.....   "Home" By Three Days Grace plays over the loud
speakers as The Rude Crew walks out onto the stage to a big ovation
by the fans....  and they walk to the ring...

Matt : Now, Introducing, The NEW VCW North American Tag Team
Champions, Mike Acid & Jonathan Kashmere, THE RUDE CREW, they are
accompanied by their manager, "Real Deal" Rake Donovan, and their
valet and friend, Ms Amy Starr.

Rude Crew : Thanks matt for the big welcome

All of Danger Inc give the Rude Crew a round of applause...

Matt : We would like to congratulate also eight lucky listeners of
Rock 93.5 of Columbia SC, who won tickets to tonight's Anarchy and
this past weekend's Hells Highway PPV. 

Matt (Asking the winners) : How was Hells Highway?

Winners : It rocked Mr Danger....VCW Puts out on a hell of a show.

Matt : We have returned to Our hometown this week for Anarchy to
welcome home Columbia's own "CROSSFADE".. They are here to perform
their hit single "SO FAR AWAY" here live...

Matt : So lets bring them out onto the Mainstage and introduce them..

Matt : First, on guitar & lead vocals, Ed Sloan.......

Next on bass and Backup vocals, Mitch James

Next on vocals, Tony Byroads

an Finally on drums, James Branham

Matt : You'll ready to play tonight..

Ed : Hell Yeah, lets rock Columbia, SC and Anarchy

"So Far Away"

I've been changin' but you'll never see me now
(I've been changin' but you'll never see me now)
Now I'm blaming you for everything

No more holding it in
How many years can I pretend
Nothing never goes the way it should
No more sitting in this place
Hoping you might see it my way
Cause I don't think you ever understood
That what I'm looking for are the answers
To why these questions never go away

[Chorus]
I'm so far away
I've been changin' but you'll never see me now
I'm so far away
Now I'm blaming you for everything

No more waiting for the end
Of every day that I will spend
Wishing that I only had a choice
No more pushing you away
Cause I will be busy watching things going my way
Never looking back on this anymore
Because what I'm looking for are the answers
To why these questions never go away

[Chorus]

I've been changin' but you'll never see me now
Now I'm blaming you for everything

I'm so far away

Hey hey watch me wave
Goodbye to yesterday
Nothing left in my way
Hey hey I've been saved
With sun shining on my pain
Getting me through this day
Hey hey watch me wave
Goodbye to yesterday
Nothing left in my way
Feels so good to say

[Chorus]

Now I'm blaming you

I'm so far away

Coldplay keeps playing right on into the commercial break.

$$Commercial Break$$

We see Mr. Ross in his office

Mr. Ross: VCW

We see Richard Crawford in his office

Richard: VCW

We then see Matt Danger in his office

Matt: VCW

We then see every VCW talent standing in a VCW ring. Led by J-LO,
and Fredrick Ainsworth.

J-LO/Ainsworth: WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!!!

We then hear an announcer's voice

Announcer: VCW, WHERE THE BULLSHIT STOPS!

suddenly the lights black out completely as a familliar song fades in.

"Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
See you later
I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide"
Adam: Here comes trouble!

Bradley: You can say that again.

Adam: Here comes t-

Bradley: Shut up!

Blue and White pyros go off as J.T. stuts in and a strobe light goes
off and on.

"Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're Headstrong
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can't give everything away
I won't give everything away"

J.T. steps into the arena and climbs onto each turnbuckle in turn.
Raising her arms to the screaming fans.

"Conclusions manifest, your first impressions got to be your very best
I see you're full of $#!T, and that's alright
That's how you play, I guess you'll get through every night
Well now that's over
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah) Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide"

The light turn back on as the music fades out and J.T. steps into the
center of the ring with a mic.

J.T.: Hello Columbia, South Carolina!!!!

The fans are cheering like crazy for J.T. as they begin to
chant, "J.T., J.T., J.T.!"

J.T.: Now everyone here knows what happened to me at Hell's Highway
during my debutant match, right?

J.T. points to the UltraTron and we see:

Jenny falls back and knocks Clifford
Burns out of the ring. J.T. doesn't see this, so she covers Jenny
thinking that the ref is going to make the count. Instead the
audience makes the count

ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE

J.T. looks up and she sees no ref.

Adam: This match should be over.
Bradley: Damned Clifford, he should know how to stay out of people's
way.

J.T. walks over to the ropes and looks out on the floor and she
starts yelling for Clifford to get up. Jenny has nipped back up and
she walks over to J.T. and attempts a German Suplex, Jenny flips out
of it though and nails J.T. in the back with a mid-air drop kick.
Jenny falls into the second rope. J.T. points to the crowd. And the
Crowd goes FUCKING APESHIT!!! We see a figure moving in the crowd as
J.T. prepares to bounce off of the ropes.

Adam: Who is this?
Mr. Ross: Whomever it is, if they touch my precious, THEN THEY WILL
BE FIRED!

J.T. is attempting the 619, but before she could hit it, we see
someone jump the guard railing and nail her with a glass bottle in
the face. And that person is…

THE
REAL
J-LO
JESSICA
LOHAN

Adam: MY GOD, WHAT A JEZEBEL

The fans are booing the shit out of J-Lo right now.

J.T.: and everyone here knows that that kind of bullshit doesn't fly
with Jackie Tough-Tits, right?

The fans start chanting, "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!"

J.T.: That's what I got in mind, so come on Stinky Ass! Come and get
you some of J.T.! Unless your too busy kissing Blake Ross' ass!

Crowd: OH SHIT!

J.T. waits in the ring for J-Lo's arrival.

Adam: Do you think she'll come?

Bradley: Oh I know she'll come.

Then we hear "Fight Music" by D-12 and out to the ramp way walks
Jessica Lohan, KD, Marz, Ms. Payne, and Bambi and the fans BOO the
hell out them.

Adam: Uh-Oh, the shit is about to hit the fan.
J-Lo: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAAAAAAAAH.  Do you ever shut up?  I
mean talk about someone who doesn't realize that her fifteen minutes
of fame are up.  You lost your most important match EVER!  You had
the first match, at the very first VCW pay-per view, and Jackie, YOU
BLEW IT!  Just like you are trying to BLOW Chad.
The Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT...
J-Lo: What do you want from me anyway?  Do you think that you can
make a name for yourself by calling out the Queen Bitch around here? 
Do you see who I have at my back?  This is the most elite group of
female warriors ever assembled.  And at my command they will charge
that ring and beat the shit out of you.  But... I won't allow that.  
You see in front of all of these idiots in *in a snotty way*
Columbia.

Fans BOO loudly.

J-Lo: I will embarrass you myself.

Fans cheer LOUDLY as J-Lo approaches the ring.

Adam: WELL ALRIGHT, WE GOT A FIGHT!
Bradley: I hope they rip each other's clothes off.
Adam: We don't do that here!
Bradley: Maybe we should.

J-Lo stops as JT is holding the ropes open for her.

J-Lo: On second thought.  There is someone who would LOVE to kick
your ass worse than I would.
Bradley: HUH, Who?

We see members of the FFC all looking around at each other.  JT as
well as the fans are puzzled.

Adam: Well who is it?
J-Lo: Ok, if you would LOVE to kick Gay-T's ass please take one
step... Forward.

Then we see KD, Marz, and Bambi take a step backwards.

Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHA, THEY JUST GOT HER WITH THE OKIE DOKE

J-Lo looks back at the same time Ms. Payne does.

J-Lo: MAXINE, you wanna take this heman bitch out?  Do work!

Ms. Payne heads for the ring.  And we see Donna come running out and
sliding into the ring.

Adam: I guess this is an impromptu match.
Bradley: I guess so.

<< T >>  Impromptu Match
<< N >> J.T. vs.
<< A >>  Ms. Payne

Ms. Payne tries to launch herself at JT, JT ducks and Ms. Payne
bounces off of the ropes when Ms. Payne returns she attempts a lariat
on JT, but JT ducks again and when Ms. Payne turns around
CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Adam: OH… MY… GOD!!!

Ms. Payne is quickly put down with…

Bradley: THE RATTLER, SHE NAILED HER WITH THE RATTLER!

JT makes the cover and her eyes never leaves J-Lo, Donna makes the
cover

ONE
TWO
THREE

Charles: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, J…. T….
Adam: AND SHE JUST MADE A STATEMENT
Bradley: look at her, she hasn't taken her eyes off of J-Lo

J-Lo just smirks at JT as JT stares a hole into her.

Backstage we see Johnny Vegas with the Iron Man title and he posted
up against the wall peeping around corners.  He sees no one and he
starts to make a move.

Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHA, look at him.
Adam: He's somehow managed to elude any challengers for that title.

Then out of nowhere CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK, we see a 2x4 goes
breaking over his head.  And out of nowhere we see John Wilson and
Allan Hughes.

Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHA, Looks like Corporate America want to be Iron
Man champs.

John goes for the pin, and Hyde comes out of nowhere.

ONE
TWO

The count is broken up by...

ALLAN
HUGHES

Allan pulls John off of Johnny

Bradley: YOU SEE THIS ADAM?
Adam: yes I do.

Wilson and Hughes are in each other's faces when all of a sudden,
SWAP!  We see Wilson go down, and Hughes turns around sacred.  And
the camera show...

THE
MAIN
EVENT
JASON
SNOW

And he has a noose in his hands.

Jason: Come on bitch, we're going for a ride.

The fans cheer as Jason puts the noose around the neck of Hughes and
drags him all over the backstage area.

Backstage in Mrs. Ross' office, we see Diamond looking down on her
desk at some paper work, She glances up and spots someone

Mrs. Ross: Blake!

The camera switches around to show Blake as he is walking in.  Fans
boo.

Blake: Yes mother
Mrs. Ross: I saw you make that VCW Women's Championship match for
next week.
Blake: Yes, a favor for a favor.
Mrs. Ross: That's not how we do things around here.
Blake: But...
Mrs. Ross: NO, listen.  Next week will see Sassy Lassy vs. Jessica
Lohan, but it won't be for the VCW Women's Championship.  If Jessica
Lohan can defeat Sassy Lassy next week then she will have earned her
title shot for the week after.  But if she can't defeat Sassy Lassy
then she goes all the way to the bottom of the pile.
Blake: I have all the confidence in the world of J-Lo beating Sassy.
Mrs. Ross: Oh really?
Blake: Yes really
Mrs. Ross: Okay, how much confidence would you have in her beating
Sassy in say a... Submission match?
Blake: Uhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Mrs. Ross: Not so confident huh?  Well then it's settled, next week:
Sassy Lassy vs. Jessica Lohan, Submission match.  Now get out son,
I've got a lot of paper work to look over.

The fans all CHEER this announcement

Adam: HOT DAMN, MRS. ROSS IS SOMETHING ELSE!
Bradley: You got that right.

Backstage we see Fredrick Ainsworth still trying to convince people
that he is the perfect champion.  Fans boo him.

Fredrick: Sandy, I just don't understand why people are not
respecting me.
Sandy: These people are idiots Ainsy, you are better than them and
you know it.   You are the World Champion.
Fredrick:  Yes, that I am.
Sandy: You know they say that if you win tonight that your number one
contender could be Skid Row or maybe even Star!

"STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR, STAR..."

Fredrick: Hmmm, Skid Row, what a Jerkass.  I'd slap him around like
his momma should've.  And Star what a waste of tits and ass.  Who
does she think she is?  Women like her need to be taught a lesson

Sandy is trying to get Ainsworth's attention to let him know that
someone is behind him.

Sandy: Uh Fred
Fredrick: Just one second Sandy.  If Star were here right now, you
know what I would do... She's right behind me isn't she?

Sandy shakes her head yes.  Ainsworth turns around and he sees...

STAR

She smiles at him in between sips of Jasonade.  The fans almost TEAR
THE ROOF OFF OF THE BUILDING! 

Fredrick: STAR!  It's great to see you champ, how are you doing?
Star: Hey Assworth, finish up what you were saying?  If I were here
right now, you would... What?
Fredrick: I would give you a hug and tell you great match last night,
you really took it to Hamato.
Star: *laughs* you know, as bad as I want to kick your ass for
wearing Jason's belt, I won't because I know that it wasn't your
fault that he lost it.  The bastard responsible isn't here, just like
the coward he is.
Fredrick: Oh you mean Santa... Sinister... or something like that.
Star: Yeah that Jerkass. Now do me a favor Ainsworth.
Fredrick: What's that?
Star: Shine up that belt and kiss it goodbye.

Then we see Jason dragging Hughes past Ainsworth and Star's
conversation.

Jason: TALK, YOU FUCKING MONKEY TALK!  WHO WAS UP THERE? HUH, WHO THE
FUCK WAS UP THERE?

Jason drags him over to Fredrick

Jason: Tell Vance to get ready, Me, you and him is next BITCH!

Jason then continues to drag Hughes away.

Adam: WELL FOLKS WE ARE ABOUT TO TAKE OUR LAST COMMERCIAL BREAK...
Bradley: Hey Adam look at this!

Then we see the backstage area and we see Raymond Roma walk past a
tech guy.

Bradley: HEY LOOK IT'S THE ROMA

Then out of nowhere Raymond nails the stunner on the tech guy.

Adam: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?
Raymond: RECOGNIZE THE ROMA!
Adam: My... GOD, Jeez.  ANYWAY AFTER THIS LAST COMMERCIAL BREAK WE
WILL BE BACK FOR THE MAIN EVENT!

$$Commercial Break$$

We hear "Heart Shaped Box" start up and we hear an announcers voice

Announcer: The Triumph, the tragedy, the thrill, the ride.  If you
witnessed VCW HELL'S HIGHWAY, then you are missing what wrestling
insiders are calling the best Pay-Per view in the last ten years. 
The Triumph, the tragedy, the thrill, the ride... Order the encore
presentation and witness what everyone is talking about.

VCW PRESENTS HELL'S HIGHWAY THE ENCORE PRESENTATION, CALL YOUR LOCAL
CABLE COMPANY TO ORDER

Backstage we see Johnny Vegas he's right near the exit door and he's
about to escape but then out of nowhere we see BAM! 

Adam: What the hell just happened?

We see someone cover Johnny, and Hyde makes the count

ONE
TWO
THREE

The person jumps up and it's...

ALBATROSS

Charles: THE WINNER AND NEW IRONMAN CHAMPION, ALBATROSS!
Albatross: My BELT BITCH!
Bradley: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, What's this his third reign as Iron
Man champ?
Adam: I believe so.

Albatross exits as we see a whole shit load of VCW wrestlers coming
to the ring to be lumberjacks.  We see David Young, Ash Adams, Geoff
Adams, J-Smove, Nemesis, Blade, Grayson, Mark Sanders, Mack Taylor,
Deffstar, Baddwin, Jerrone, Byson Brutal, Donk Tyler, Dice Morgan,
and Brian Hartman.

Then all of a sudden we hear "Down with the sickness" immediate BOOS
rain down as The New VCW World Heavyweight Champion comes out.

Adam: OKAY HERE WEW GO WITH THE MAIN EVENT!
Charles: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST HAS BEEN SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND
IT'S A RETURN MATCH FROM HELL'S HIGHWAY FOR THE VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP!  INTRODUCING FIRST HE IS THE NEW VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION, FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA THIS IS FREDRICK AINSWORTH.

Then "Big Bang Baby" hits Peter Vance comes out to a great ovation.

Charles: AND CHALLENGER NUMBER ONE FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA THIS
IS PETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  VANCE!

Peter gets into the ring and he and Ainsworth eye each other down. 
But then the lights goes off and we hear...

"JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON, JASON"

[Intro]
Heads up! Heads up!
Here's another one!
And a - and another one
OOHHHHHHHH!!!

[Chorus]
Yeek yeek woop woop!! Why you all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)
Yeek yeek woop woop!! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move I'll take ya down
Get back muhfucker! You don't know me like that!
(Get back muhfucker!! You don't know me like that!!)

As "Get Back" by Ludacris hits the fans FUCKING GO INSANE. "The Main
Event" Jason Snow makes it to the stage as some EXTREMELY LOUD Red,
White, and Blue pyrotechnics go off at the top of the stage and come
down the Anarchy sign and explode right behind Jason as he
holds up his arms.

Charles: AND CHALLEGER NUMBER TWO HE HAILS FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
HE IS THE FORMER VCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, "THE MAIN EVENT"
JAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SNOW!
Adam: HERE HE COMES "THE MAIN EVENT" JASON SNOW, COMING TO CLAIM WHAT
IS HIS.

<< T >>RETURN MATCH FROM HELL'S HIGHWAY, LUMBERJACK, FOR THE VCW TITLE
<< N >> Fredrick Ainsworth (Champion) vs. Peter Vance
<< A >> vs. "The Main Event" Jason Snow


All three men get into the ring and they eye each other.  Clifford
Burns calls for the bell.

Adam: THERE'S THE BELL NOW LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

All three start with a triple collar and elbow tie up in which Vance
and Jason both get the arm wringer on Ainsworth.  They both twist his
arm forward, then backward.  Jason looks at Vance then gives
Ainsworth an elbow to the arm.  Vance counters with an elbow to
Ainsworth's arm.  Jason sends Ainsworth back into the ropes, Vance
follows.  Both Vance and Jason Irish Whip Ainsworth into the ropes,
and upon Ainsworth coming back they both attempt a clothesline,
Ainsworth ducks them both, Ainsworth attempts a clothesline on Vance
but Vance ducks and Ainsworth runs right into...

Adam: THE CHIN CHECK, HE JUST PLANTED HIM WITH THE CHIN CHECK!
Bradley: AHHHH, I HOPE THAT HE DIDN'T HURT THE CHAMP!

Jason picks Ainsworth up and tosses him to the floor where Young,
Smove, Nemesis and Sanders take it to him.  Meanwhile in the ring we
see Vance and Jason size each other up.

Adam: OHHHHH, just like at Hell's Highway, this should be good.

Collar and elbow tie up into a hammer lock for Vance, Jason pats his
arm then switches into a hammerlock of his own.  Vance tries to get a
little leverage on Jason, but Jason smartly drops to the mat for a
drop toe hold.  Jason then floats over and puts Vance in a side
headlock, Vance gets up to one knee.  Vance stands all the way up and
he pushes Jason into the ropes upon returning Vance attempts a
clothesline, Jason ducks and nails a T-Bone Suplex on Vance.

Adam: Nice T-Bone by the 3-time World Champ.

Ainsworth enters the ring via the top rope, he nails Jason with the
blockbuster, then does the Lion sault on Vance.  He attempts a cover,
Burns with the count.

ONE
TWO

NO, Vance kicks out

The Crowd: TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Jason nips up and Ainsworth is in his sights.  Jason runs over to
Ainsworth and starts pounding away on him, Peter Vance runs over to
the both of them and he quickly gets back body dropped over the top
rope and he lands where Ash and Geoff are and they immediately start
pounding, kicking and stomping away on him.  Ainsworth swings at
Jason but Jason ducks and locks Ainsworth's arms in his and sets him
up in the air.  Jason runs, flips and drops Ainsworth in...

Adam: SEATTLE SUCIDE, HE JUST NAILED SEATTLE SUCIDE!

Jason covers Ainsworth and hooks the leg.

ONE
TWO
THRE... NO, Brian Hartman just placed Ainsworth's leg on the rope.

Jason looks at Brian and he gives him a cold stare.

"FUCK `EM JASON, FUCK `EM UP (Clap Clap) FUCK `EM JASON, FUCK `EM UP
(Clap Clap)

Adam: I think that man just did something he shouldn't have.

Jason walks through the ropes and jumps on the outside and confronts
the 500 pounder.  Jason gets in his face, he pushes Jason, Jason
pushes him back. AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!  Jason starts pounding
away on Brian, backing him up to the guard railing and stomping away
on him.  Vance has a chair and he's wailing on both Adams brothers,
Baddwin and Nemesis start going at it. Blade and Grayson have come
over to help out with the Adams.  Deffstar and Jerrone are going
after Donk and Dice.  David and Byson start fighting.  Mark and Mack
go at it again.

Adam: WE HAVE FIGHTS ALL AROUND THE RING!
Bradley: HAHA, I LOVE THIS!

In the middle of the melee Ainsworth gets up and manages to get his
belt and high-tail it out of there.

Adam: LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM RUN!

The fight goes on for at least five more minutes, then the lights go
out and we hear "Sour Times live" by Portishead. The lights come back
on and we see Sinister and Mistress standing in the nose bleed
section.

Adam: THERE GOES THAT BASTARD!

And Jason spots him, Sinister is asking Jason to meet him up there. 
Jason grabs a chair and he charges and he leaps over the guard
railing and he marches toward Sinister.

Adam: AND JASON IS ABOUT TO GO GET HIM SOME!  DAMMIT, SORRY FOLKS WE
ARE OUT OF TIME, BUT WE WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK, SO FOR TRIPLE B THIS
IS A.C. SAYING SEE YA NEXT WEEK.

We fade out just as Jason is swing the chair at Sinister...



Results Summary

Hamato Saki defeats J-Smove
JT defeats Ms. Payne
Fredrick Ainsworth vs. Peter Vance vs. "The Main Event" Jason Snow
ended in a No contest